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This had some pros and cons: on the up side, it wasn’t making me squawk and yelp when one came shooting through, ripping me back open. On the down side, it was starting to be like my usual labors, except multiplied by a score. Things settled into a routine: I’d wait a while, feeling the next egg blocking up my chute, but I’d be too tired to push it through so I’d just cope with the pressure and the discomfort, trying to catch my breath, until I could attempt to lay it. That wasn’t always successful--it was taking me two or three tries to get them through. \n\nThen it was back to resting while dealing with urges to keep pushing because my guts were telling me “Hey, you know there’s an egg here, right? Ready to come on out! PUSH.” I started having arguments with myself about it.\n\nSome of these became louder than I anticipated, because the badger showed up. “Are you STILL at it? How long is this gonna….Whoaaaaah, didn’t need to see that.” I was facing away from the door, and while he’d seen my hind end before, usually there wasn’t a big egg sticking out at him from it. Before this experience, he’d been reluctant to bring up the topic at all.\n\n“Don’t buh--nnggghhh..bother me, I’m busy,” I grunted at him.\n\n“No kidding! Quite a pile you’re squeezing out there.” I couldn’t see him; as I had mentioned, I was facing away from the door. I heard him walk in a bit to look at the whole room, but then he must have caught a touch of squeamishness because he backed out.\n\n“Got a …mmmm..nngh…a ways to go,” I finally managed to mumble. My gut was still huge. I could reach the ground now with my feet, but walking would probably not be easy.\n\nHe was quiet for a while; so quiet that I thought he had left. But I heard him walk around the pit, and come into view. “Based on how big your gut was, I’d say you’re half done. Uh…keep up the good work. I came to see if you’d be hungry later. I’ll check in.” And he left me to my labors.\n", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Artwork by Aubrin!

After the first ten eggs, they quit popping out so easily.  This had some pros and cons:  on the up side, it wasn’t making me squawk and yelp when one came shooting through, ripping me back open.  On the down side, it was starting to be like my usual labors, except multiplied by a score.  Things settled into a routine:  I’d wait a while, feeling the next egg blocking up my chute, but I’d be too tired to push it through so I’d just cope with the pressure and the discomfort, trying to catch my breath, until I could attempt to lay it.  That wasn’t always successful--it was taking me two or three tries to get them through.  

Then it was back to resting while dealing with urges to keep pushing because my guts were telling me “Hey, you know there’s an egg here, right?  Ready to come on out!  PUSH.”  I started having arguments with myself about it.

Some of these became louder than I anticipated, because the badger showed up.  “Are you STILL at it?  How long is this gonna….Whoaaaaah, didn’t need to see that.”  I was facing away from the door, and while he’d seen my hind end before, usually there wasn’t a big egg sticking out at him from it.  Before this experience, he’d been reluctant to bring up the topic at all.

“Don’t buh--nnggghhh..bother me, I’m busy,” I grunted at him.

“No kidding!  Quite a pile you’re squeezing out there.”  I couldn’t see him; as I had mentioned, I was facing away from the door.  I heard him walk in a bit to look at the whole room, but then he must have caught a touch of squeamishness because he backed out.

“Got a …mmmm..nngh…a ways to go,” I finally managed to mumble.  My gut was still huge.  I could reach the ground now with my feet, but walking would probably not be easy.

He was quiet for a while; so quiet that I thought he had left.  But I heard him walk around the pit, and come into view.  “Based on how big your gut was, I’d say you’re half done.  Uh…keep up the good work.  I came to see if you’d be hungry later.  I’ll check in.”  And he left me to my labors.
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