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This might not be for everyone!\n\nI had artwork for this drawn back a few months, it just took some time to put the scene together. Did this actually happen or is it Hauke's wishful thinking? Who can say. I think about this sort of thing a lot, though. :>\n\nOriginal first image is uploaded over at FA [url=https://www.furaffinity.net/view/49126679/]here.[/url]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Bruce Badger finally checks out the consequences of living in sin with Hauke. This might not be for everyone!

I had artwork for this drawn back a few months, it just took some time to put the scene together. Did this actually happen or is it Hauke's wishful thinking? Who can say. I think about this sort of thing a lot, though. :>

Original first image is uploaded over at FA here.", "writing": "[i]Football season had started![/i] After carefully timing some popcorn to be ready at the start of a game, Bruce settled in to work on the sett’s budget for the month as well as brainstorm for advertisements requested by friends at the owl bar. The work wasn’t critical; it was something to do during commercials. Nobody could tell when inspiration could strike!\n \nUnfortunately, the first game failed to live up to the hype. It quickly became one-sided and more than a little boring. Bruce lowered the volume and sketched a few ideas for posters and ads, chewing on the popcorn. During a lull in the action the badger slowly became aware of other sounds from nearby: squawking, moaning, and groaning. Even though the volume didn’t grow, once noticing them it was hard to start ignoring the sounds again even with the volume of the game restored.\n \nIt was after one particularly loud moan that ended in a hissed curse about “that darn fuzzy…sitting in there…games” that they began to mix in with what he could hear from the broadcast. “[b]A classic play, looks like[/b] Uhh… UHHHHHNGH [b]but can he now[/b] Come on, just a…. AAAAH! [b]And that’s the half! Other scores are[/b] Oh… uhnngh… squWAARRRK!” \n \nThough Bruce had a good idea what was going on, he normally pretended not to notice. He had mentioned this aspect of living with Hauke to the owls. Some of them became inordinately interested in it, asking a lot of questions that the badger just couldn’t answer. “I’ve never actually seen him…you know,” he had said. But ever since that conversation, he’d started to become curious. He had come to trust in the judgement of the owls for various things. Maybe he was missing out on something!\n\nHe went down the passage and knocked on the door. There was some muffled squawking and some sounds of movement, but no answer. While it was his sett, and in theory and he should have felt at ease barging into every last corner of it, he could tell that the basilisk was trying to quiet himself down. But Bruce felt this was the time to see everything. “I’m coming in.”\n\n“Arrrrnngh… well, if…uuuh.” There was some muttering that Bruce couldn’t hear. “All right,” the basilisk finally added.\n \nWhen Bruce and Hauke had started getting physical, they had used condoms. They had continued for a while after the basilisk had moved in, usually at his insistence. Bruce hadn’t questioned it at first, since the owls were sticklers for these sorts of things and preached safety first.\n\nAfter side trysts and dalliances became less likely, Hauke told Bruce about another reason he was happy to keep up with the condom use: even though they were very, very likely to be non-viable, there’d be eggs. Sure enough, the first time getting mounted by the badger resulted in a batch of “duds”, as the basilisk called them. Infertile, he was sure! A little inconvenient as well, he would add. But it was a trade-off he was willing to make. No regrets—at least not the first few times.\n \nWhen Hauke had proudly showed off the first set of eggs to Bruce, the badger did feel a touch of pride. He thought of it as a nice proof of his own virility despite them not being viable; Hauke candled them before pronouncing them “Just another nice try.\" Before they had arrived Hauke had become a bit plump in the midsection; if there had been difficulties involved with laboring or nesting, those had been out of sight, and out of mind. \n \nAs time went on, Hauke concealed these goings-on less and less from Bruce. It was, the badger supposed, much like the shyness about nudity, belching, or other bodily functions disappeared the longer you lived with someone. And before now, Bruce had just tuned it out and looked the other way. This time it was playing out in all its glory right before his eyes.\n \nOn the bed sat some eggs in a little makeshift nest made of dirty clothes and a towel. Next to them was their parent, leaning back against the dirt wall with his legs spread. An egg was just about halfway out. “Grrawwwk! At least… ufff. At least you knocked.” His taloned toes curled up, and he shook his head with his eyes closed. “Rrrrrf…stripe-faced menace!”\n\n\"Just wondering about your ruckus in here,\" Bruce said. He came through the door and leaned on the wall. \"All this moaning and groaning! I couldn't hear the game. And I was trying to get some work done.\"\n\nThe only reply was several deep breaths, each punctuated with a grunt, until Hauke finished laying the egg. He reached down between his legs and held up the new arrival. “Come to admire your handiwork?”\n\n\"As a matter of fact, I guess I have. I mean, you're being pretty loud. Louder than usual.\" Bruce tapped his fingers on the door. \"You don't want to be alone after all, do you?\"\n\nHauke muttered \"Nah, it's fine,\" in a tense voice. He squawked softly as another shell began to crown. He closed his eyes again and carefully held the egg for a few seconds while more and more of the shell became visible. But its forward progress slowed and then stopped, which prompted a frustrated sigh from the laboring basilisk. He shifted his legs around, which made it withdraw almost all the way. \"Though I'd bet they're... still duds. I'll check. Sorry about... mmmmmf.... Sorry if I was too loud and distracted you.\"\n\nIt was hard not to check out his naked partner, even at a time like this. He did like looking at Hauke’s cock, that was true: a thick rod he’d experienced a few times. It occurred to him the last time had been while they were still getting to know each other and using condoms. It usually took a good amount of limbering up and foreplay to be enjoyable instead of painful.\n \nAnd there was the basilisk’s ass, with which the badger was VERY familiar as of late. Bruce supposed that it was only proper to eventually see this aspect of them fooling around together. It was natural, right? All part of the process? Witnessing it, as opposed to just knowing about it. He remembered again how some of the owls had been fascinated about this, and how Bruce didn’t have answers for them. Well after today, he might!\n\nHauke let loose with more hissing, grumbling complaints and groans. The egg shifted a little more, then withdrew back inside as he relaxed. Another push brought the egg almost out to the point where it had been before, slick with some sort of clear fluid that wasn't their normal lube. Was it something related to the nesting process, his own natural lubricant that he was making himself? \n \nMore importantly: was this worth watching? Was it hot? Bruce couldn’t decide. He looked away from Hauke and instead at the makeshift nest, which held three eggs. “There were five that first time, weren't there? Are there always about that many?\" He approached the bed and gently traced around the ring of Hauke's hole, and then tapped the emerging eggshell. “I’d expect the future Bruce Jr. to be the biggest you've ever had!” He pressed the shell a little harder and was surprised at the flexibility of the leathery surface.\n \n“The shells stiffen up after sitting in the air a while,” Hauke said as he guessed at what was going through the badger’s mind while watching his reaction. The badger’s approach seemed to dispel some of the irritation that the basilisk had displayed earlier. He lay back further and grabbed his own balls and the base of his shaft, tugging them up and out of the way. “Feel around there for a while, that’s nice. Probably steps up the lubrication process.” He hissed again, but it was more of a sigh of contentment. “I’m glad you came in.”\n \nBruce pressed against the emerging shell, and Hauke closed his eyes, grunting. After a few seconds, he gave up trying to overpower the badger’s fingers. The egg disappeared back into the hole, which clenched shut. “I do candle them, checking to see if they’re hatchable,” Hauke said. “Should we…mmmph.” The tip of the shell peeked out, then slowly slid back to where it had been when Bruce began interfering with its passage.\n\n\"I'm all for 'mmmph' when this is over,\" Bruce said as he nudged the head of Hauke's cock with his free hand while keeping the egg in place with the touch of a finger. \"You...can be louder if you need to. I mean, no need to pretend it's not happening.\"\n\nWhen Hauke started pushing again, Bruce allowed the egg to slip all the way through. It was accompanied by a lot more of the clear, slick lubricating gunk. \"Too bad you can't start this stuff dripping on command. It's pretty slippery. Kinda smells, though.\"\n\n“Look closely at where, exactly, it’s coming from,” Hauke laughed, and then sighed with relief at having finished laying another. “You'd really want to name one ‘Bruce Junior’? I…suppose we could.\" Hauke clucked softly. \"We could. Snuggle-Badger.” He collected the egg and put it with the others he had laid and arched his back a little in hopes that Bruce would keep fingering him. \"Fertile ones would probably be bigger.\"\n \n“Honestly if they were any bigger, I might not be able to stand to be at home while you lay them,” Bruce said as he fondled the relaxed and supple ring of the basilisk's egg-chute. “I mean, you’re loud enough dealing with these duds as it is! And as often as these have been showing up lately, aren't you...you know, used to it by now? Is it really that hard? It can’t be.” He leaned over the bed, resting on the side further from the nest, and rubbed his chin against the thick wattles that hung from his partner's beak.\n \nHauke felt around his own hole, gathering up some of the fluids he produced while laying the eggs. Swinging his tail around the badger, he held Bruce close by constriction. “We have a perfect opportunity for you to find out just how tough it is!” He tugged one of Bruce’s legs over his own, halfway pulling the badger onto his lap, and felt around Bruce’s butt with his slick fingers. \n\n\"Well hello to you too,\" Bruce said as he nipped the basilisk's wattle playfully.\n\nThe naturally produced lube made the badger’s tail fur bristly. Reaching around with his slippery fingers, Hauke also felt around the nest for one of the first dud eggs with a shell that had hardened nicely. “Yup, we’ll see.” Hauke pressed the narrower edge of the shell against Bruce’s hole and turned it back and forth, as if screwing it in like a light bulb.\n\n“H-hey,” Bruce said as he tried to sit up. But his leg being up and over Hauke’s, as well as being held in place by the basilisk’s serpentine tail around his waist, kept him from getting much leverage. \n\nHauke shushed him. “Just lean back. Relax. If you can handle this, you can sure handle me! It's been a while since we've flipped roles. And in any case, it’s fair. Right? I’ve gotta go through this after just about every time you pound me! We’ll see how you like it.”\n\nMore of the egg started to disappear into Bruce’s butt. “I…I get it! They’re big! They’re big!” He squirmed more vigorously but couldn’t stop Hauke from continuing to work the egg inside. The naturally produced egg-laying gunk was better lubricant than Bruce had supposed! \n \n“Thissss,” the basilisk hissed, “is one of the hottest things I’ve ever imagined.” He eased Bruce back a little further with one hand on his shoulder, kept him in place with his tail, and gave the blunt edge of the egg a little push as it threatened to completely disappear inside the badger.\n \n“I’m not ready. Nnnnngh…not ready,” whimpered the badger. \n\nHauke immediately let Bruce's trembling, clenching butt force the intruder out. \"Not so easy after all, is it?\" He stroked the badger's belly and started to push the egg gently against the hole again.\n\nBruce yelped and kicked his legs. \"Oooof. I'm...I'm not a fan.\"\n\n\"Maybe you'll change your mind sometime, poor Snuggle-Badger,\" Hauke said as he put the egg back in the nest with the rest. \"Though now maybe you'll appreciate what I’d suffer for you a little bit more!\"\n\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Football season had started!  After carefully timing some popcorn to be ready at the start of a game, Bruce settled in to work on the sett’s budget for the month as well as brainstorm for advertisements requested by friends at the owl bar.  The work wasn’t critical; it was something to do during commercials.  Nobody could tell when inspiration could strike!
 
Unfortunately, the first game failed to live up to the hype.  It quickly became one-sided and more than a little boring.  Bruce lowered the volume and sketched a few ideas for posters and ads, chewing on the popcorn.  During a lull in the action the badger slowly became aware of other sounds from nearby:  squawking, moaning, and groaning.  Even though the volume didn’t grow, once noticing them it was hard to start ignoring the sounds again even with the volume of the game restored.
 
It was after one particularly loud moan that ended in a hissed curse about “that darn fuzzy…sitting in there…games” that they began to mix in with what he could hear from the broadcast.  “A classic play, looks like Uhh…  UHHHHHNGH but can he now Come on, just a…. AAAAH! And that’s the half!  Other scores are Oh… uhnngh… squWAARRRK!”  
 
Though Bruce had a good idea what was going on, he normally pretended not to notice.  He had mentioned this aspect of living with Hauke to the owls.  Some of them became inordinately interested in it, asking a lot of questions that the badger just couldn’t answer.  “I’ve never actually seen him…you know,” he had said.  But ever since that conversation, he’d started to become curious.  He had come to trust in the judgement of the owls for various things.  Maybe he was missing out on something!

He went down the passage and knocked on the door.  There was some muffled squawking and some sounds of movement, but no answer.  While it was his sett, and in theory and he should have felt at ease barging into every last corner of it, he could tell that the basilisk was trying to quiet himself down.  But Bruce felt this was the time to see everything.  “I’m coming in.”

“Arrrrnngh… well, if…uuuh.”  There was some muttering that Bruce couldn’t hear.  “All right,” the basilisk finally added.
 
When Bruce and Hauke had started getting physical, they had used condoms.  They had continued for a while after the basilisk had moved in, usually at his insistence.  Bruce hadn’t questioned it at first, since the owls were sticklers for these sorts of things and preached safety first.

After side trysts and dalliances became less likely, Hauke told Bruce about another reason he was happy to keep up with the condom use:  even though they were very, very likely to be non-viable, there’d be eggs.  Sure enough, the first time getting mounted by the badger resulted in a batch of “duds”, as the basilisk called them.  Infertile, he was sure!  A little inconvenient as well, he would add.  But it was a trade-off he was willing to make.  No regrets—at least not the first few times.
 
When Hauke had proudly showed off the first set of eggs to Bruce, the badger did feel a touch of pride. He thought of it as a nice proof of his own virility despite them not being viable; Hauke candled them before pronouncing them “Just another nice try."  Before they had arrived Hauke had become a bit plump in the midsection; if there had been difficulties involved with laboring or nesting, those had been out of sight, and out of mind.  
 
As time went on, Hauke concealed these goings-on less and less from Bruce.  It was, the badger supposed, much like the shyness about nudity, belching, or other bodily functions disappeared the longer you lived with someone.  And before now, Bruce had just tuned it out and looked the other way. This time it was playing out in all its glory right before his eyes.
 
On the bed sat some eggs in a little makeshift nest made of dirty clothes and a towel.  Next to them was their parent, leaning back against the dirt wall with his legs spread.  An egg was just about halfway out.  “Grrawwwk!  At least… ufff.  At least you knocked.”  His taloned toes curled up, and he shook his head with his eyes closed.  “Rrrrrf…stripe-faced menace!”

"Just wondering about your ruckus in here," Bruce said.  He came through the door and leaned on the wall.  "All this moaning and groaning!  I couldn't hear the game.  And I was trying to get some work done."

The only reply was several deep breaths, each punctuated with a grunt, until Hauke finished laying the egg.  He reached down between his legs and held up the new arrival.  “Come to admire your handiwork?”

"As a matter of fact, I guess I have.  I mean, you're being pretty loud.  Louder than usual."  Bruce tapped his fingers on the door.  "You don't want to be alone after all, do you?"

Hauke muttered "Nah, it's fine," in a tense voice.  He squawked softly as another shell began to crown.  He closed his eyes again and carefully held the egg for a few seconds while more and more of the shell became visible.  But its forward progress slowed and then stopped, which prompted a frustrated sigh from the laboring basilisk.  He shifted his legs around, which made it withdraw almost all the way.   "Though I'd bet they're... still duds.  I'll check.  Sorry about... mmmmmf.... Sorry if I was too loud and distracted you."

It was hard not to check out his naked partner, even at a time like this.  He did like looking at Hauke’s cock, that was true:  a thick rod he’d experienced a few times. It occurred to him the last time had been while they were still getting to know each other and using condoms.  It usually took a good amount of limbering up and foreplay to be enjoyable instead of painful.
 
And there was the basilisk’s ass, with which the badger was VERY familiar as of late.  Bruce supposed that it was only proper to eventually see this aspect of them fooling around together.  It was natural, right?  All part of the process?  Witnessing it, as opposed to just knowing about it.  He remembered again how some of the owls had been fascinated about this, and how Bruce didn’t have answers for them.  Well after today, he might!

Hauke let loose with more hissing, grumbling complaints and groans.  The egg shifted a little more, then withdrew back inside as he relaxed.  Another push brought the egg almost out to the point where it had been before, slick with some sort of clear fluid that wasn't their normal lube.  Was it something related to the nesting process, his own natural lubricant that he was making himself?
 
More importantly:  was this worth watching?  Was it hot?  Bruce couldn’t decide.  He looked away from Hauke and instead at the makeshift nest, which held three eggs.  “There were five that first time, weren't there?  Are there always about that many?"  He approached the bed and gently traced around the ring of Hauke's hole, and then tapped the emerging eggshell.  “I’d expect the future Bruce Jr. to be the biggest you've ever had!”  He pressed the shell a little harder and was surprised at the flexibility of the leathery surface.
 
“The shells stiffen up after sitting in the air a while,” Hauke said as he guessed at what was going through the badger’s mind while watching his reaction.  The badger’s approach seemed to dispel some of the irritation that the basilisk had displayed earlier.  He lay back further and grabbed his own balls and the base of his shaft, tugging them up and out of the way.  “Feel around there for a while, that’s nice.  Probably steps up the lubrication process.”  He hissed again, but it was more of a sigh of contentment.  “I’m glad you came in.”
 
Bruce pressed against the emerging shell, and Hauke closed his eyes, grunting.  After a few seconds, he gave up trying to overpower the badger’s fingers.  The egg disappeared back into the hole, which clenched shut.  “I do candle them, checking to see if they’re hatchable,” Hauke said.  “Should we…mmmph.”  The tip of the shell peeked out, then slowly slid back to where it had been when Bruce began interfering with its passage.

"I'm all for 'mmmph' when this is over," Bruce said as he nudged the head of Hauke's cock with his free hand while keeping the egg in place with the touch of a finger.  "You...can be louder if you need to.  I mean, no need to pretend it's not happening."

When Hauke started pushing again, Bruce allowed the egg to slip all the way through. It was accompanied by a lot more of the clear, slick lubricating gunk.  "Too bad you can't start this stuff dripping on command.  It's pretty slippery.  Kinda smells, though."

“Look closely at where, exactly, it’s coming from,” Hauke laughed, and then sighed with relief at having finished laying another.  “You'd really want to name one ‘Bruce Junior’?  I…suppose we could."  Hauke clucked softly.  "We could. Snuggle-Badger.”  He collected the egg and put it with the others he had laid and arched his back a little in hopes that Bruce would keep fingering him.  "Fertile ones would probably be bigger."
 
“Honestly if they were any bigger, I might not be able to stand to be at home while you lay them,” Bruce said as he fondled the relaxed and supple ring of the basilisk's egg-chute.  “I mean, you’re loud enough dealing with these duds as it is!  And as often as these have been showing up lately, aren't you...you know, used to it by now?  Is it really that hard?  It can’t be.”  He leaned over the bed, resting on the side further from the nest, and rubbed his chin against the thick wattles that hung from his partner's beak.
 
Hauke felt around his own hole, gathering up some of the fluids he produced while laying the eggs.  Swinging his tail around the badger, he held Bruce close by constriction.  “We have a perfect opportunity for you to find out just how tough it is!”  He tugged one of Bruce’s legs over his own, halfway pulling the badger onto his lap, and felt around Bruce’s butt with his slick fingers.  

"Well hello to you too," Bruce said as he nipped the basilisk's wattle playfully.

The naturally produced lube made the badger’s tail fur bristly.  Reaching around with his slippery fingers, Hauke also felt around the nest for one of the first dud eggs with a shell that had hardened nicely.  “Yup, we’ll see.”  Hauke pressed the narrower edge of the shell against Bruce’s hole and turned it back and forth, as if screwing it in like a light bulb.

“H-hey,” Bruce said as he tried to sit up.  But his leg being up and over Hauke’s, as well as being held in place by the basilisk’s serpentine tail around his waist, kept him from getting much leverage.  

Hauke shushed him.  “Just lean back.  Relax.  If you can handle this, you can sure handle me!  It's been a while since we've flipped roles.  And in any case, it’s fair.  Right?  I’ve gotta go through this after just about every time you pound me!  We’ll see how you like it.”

More of the egg started to disappear into Bruce’s butt.  “I…I get it!  They’re big!  They’re big!”  He squirmed more vigorously but couldn’t stop Hauke from continuing to work the egg inside.  The naturally produced egg-laying gunk was better lubricant than Bruce had supposed!  
 
“Thissss,” the basilisk hissed, “is one of the hottest things I’ve ever imagined.”  He eased Bruce back a little further with one hand on his shoulder, kept him in place with his tail, and gave the blunt edge of the egg a little push as it threatened to completely disappear inside the badger.
 
“I’m not ready.  Nnnnngh…not ready,” whimpered the badger.  

Hauke immediately let Bruce's trembling, clenching butt force the intruder out.  "Not so easy after all, is it?"  He stroked the badger's belly and started to push the egg gently against the hole again.

Bruce yelped and kicked his legs.  "Oooof.  I'm...I'm not a fan."

"Maybe you'll change your mind sometime, poor Snuggle-Badger," Hauke said as he put the egg back in the nest with the rest.  "Though now maybe you'll appreciate what I’d suffer for you a little bit more!"


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