It was the middle of the day, and Fyodor the slug was feeling hungry. Rather than waste any time or energy getting up to go to the fridge, he lifted a leg and grunted, sensing one of his normally hyper shits make its way to one of his donuts. He was always able to tell which hole it would exit by which one was expelling a copious amount of gas - and, right on schedule, the black, puffy donut on top began sputtering out wet, sloppy farts that quickly stunk up the air. Fyodor took a deep sniff, proud, as he felt his other hole open up. 

 

*fshhhh... Kttts!*

 

The greasy, slimy sound effects of his shit being expelled from his ass always made him so horny. He jerked one of his long, lime green horsecocks with one hand and used the other to grab his piping hot snack. He licked the juicy turd, moaning as he tasted it, and took a bite, reveling in its sexy musk and unique texture. He chowed down, happily consuming his waste, while he kept producing shit at a much larger - and faster - rate. Not that this was out of the ordinary - the first shit always loosened the hole it came out of. 

 

The house soon filled with a blissful cacophony of slimy gas and greasy scat, and that was nothing compared to the earthy, raw stink of it all. Fyodor was in heaven, finishing off his first log and gulping it down, letting out an *UUUUURP* as he patted his belly. He was still stinking up the place, and he was still horny as hell, so he stopped jerking his dick only to bend them under him, the cocks effortlessly bending over backwards, the warm shit and farts comforting his foreskins and tips. He let them sit there for a minute, feeling his horniness rise as his foreskins bloated with the foul substances, his dickholes leaking pre at a ridiculous rate. Then, he sat down hard, and his cocks traveled straight up his donut holes.

 

He moaned like a whore from the sensation of fucking his own assholes... And then he felt the glorious sensation of his cocks filling with shit after shit, fart after fart. His cocks bulged with each, effortlessly going down his urethras, and soon, to his needy ballsack. He panted and sighed like he was cumming, feeling an intense rush as he seemed to produce gas and scat at a much higher quantity. His dicks went further into his holes - the head of a long, thick turd poking in his first cock before it was swallowed; and the farts rocketing down his second, like a violent, wet, and warm windstorm, blowing down that moist urethra. 

 

Fyodor kept it up for several minutes, his ballsack growing with how much he was feeding his dicks. Finally, he decided to end it with a bang. He pushed hard while straining his cocks, his balls and shafts throbbing, his donut holes quivering. He groaned in pleasure, his cocks shitting and farting back into the holes that fed them. He sensed every bit of scat his cock shat into his hole, every blast that rippled from his dickhole. He rubbed his ballsack before taking his dicks out of his holes, then pointed them at his eagerly awaiting maw. 

 

At once, his cocks shat and farted in his face, his eyes rolling back in sheer bliss. He chewed the scat, he huffed the gas. Sloppy, fresh shit spewed from his first cock, painting his face and chest in milky shit juices, while his second dick 'freshened' the air with wet, thick blasts of gas. Logs of shit coiling up in his lap, he now had plenty to eat for an hour or two, the whole show ending with both of his dicks releasing loud farts before thick, brown cum spurted from them. 

 

Tired out and covered in a heavenly shit and semen mix, Fyodor got to snacking, picking up a cock shitlog from his lap and eating it up, a big smile on his face. He giggled to himself. 

 

"I'm so friggin' gross... And I don't wanna be anything else!~"