Duchess had decided to convert to Buddhism, so she and her family were celebrating Vesak, to honour the bodhisattvas and the life of the Buddha. They were preparing a light show showing the young Buddha emerging from his mother's womb whole and walking upon lotus petals.

"Oh Marrie, dis looks so accurrate!" Duchess said, she was so happy she had an orgasm by shitting herself.

The enlightened dung became cash that the cats distributed to the poor instead of their actual massive wealth. But some evil and disgusting looking people were staring...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................CAT NOIR AND LADYBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ve arre Taoistes and ve are verry offended by yourr bUddhism!" said Ladybug (AN: In this she's 87 so she's not underage, 'kay?)

She then used her miraculours to make a chainshaw and prepared to attack! But luckily Thomas kicked her in the shin so her geriatric ass fell into the blade of the chainsaw. Verminous guts and stomachal contents and bile became serpents and devils that haunt the earth to this very day, boys and grils.

"Noooo my luv!" cried Cat Noir, who was still 17, "You vill pay forr dis!"

He then rubbed his hands on his deliciously hotness body and made a catastrophic wave of rot that threatened the Buddha light show!

"My enfants, ve must not let the vill of the Tao vin! Make yourrrselves usefels and sacrrifice for the grrreaterr good!"

Suddenly, a bright light appared........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................MARINETTE HAD BEEN REINCARNATED INTO A PRETA GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Chat Noirrre please stop orrr you vill end up like me!!!!!!!!!" she said eating children's bowels from people who were nearby.

 

But it was too latte, he could not control his powers, all of Paris died.

The righteous kittens were reincarnated into devas, who tormented the sinful Cat Noir and Ladybug in the many hells of Buddhism for all eternity, amen and amen.