It was Haloween in Ninjago even though they were Asian. Cole and Geo were dressed as a ghost (geddit) and as a mammy respectively.

"Oh Geo, the union of our erastes/eromenos couple will surely drive a wedge between emotion and reason!" cried Cole as he frenched Geo's nostrils.

Wyldfyre was watching and masturbating loudly. She grabbed Roby and jumped on his pelvis, shattering it.

"Ouch be more careful you crazy bitch!" said Roby as his crotch was pulverised by Wyldfyre's combusting pussy.

As Roby was reduced to ashes an evil presence was watching them...................................................................................................................AGATHA PEDOGHAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She became evil again after been rejected for Halloween all those years ago, so she raised an army of sexual zombie slaves to do her bidding.

"Go forth and RAPE!" cocked Agatha meanly.

The Ninja got aware of the problem and spinjitsued, reducing the zombies to ash. But Agatha then went to Rwby's dick, the only part of him not set on fire by Wyldfyre.

"Mm it feels so nice!" Agatha cackled.

"What? Someone trying to foll me? No bitch can't fuck my brunette ass!" cried the fourth degree burned lavaman that was Roby.

"There is only one way!" Meesh cried, he was watching the proceedings.

Suddenly a hero came....................................................Viola! (the new Baynonetta)

"Don't worry, I'm here to save you!" she said.

But she tripped on a sword and seppukued herself, dying.

"Enough of this!" said Jay, "We must recite the holy words and defeat this witchy bitca (geddit)!"

"For fame!" said Kai.

"For truth" said Nya.

"For love" said Geo.

"For honesty" said Cole.

"For sex" said Wyldfyre.

"For compassion!" said Meesh.

"In the name of the moon we will purge you!" they all said.

Agatha screeched evilly but was pulverised into dust, along with Roby's penis. But Zane made a new alluminum one for him so he could keep banging Wyldfyre.

"Oh my love, these events have made erectile!" said Geo sexily.

"Oh, take me away my man of cheese!" and Cole and Geo had SEX.

The end, boys and girls. Oh, and Agatha is being raped in hell.

Amen.