Elmo was in the shower MASTURBATING. He thought of that spicy latina Rosita, with her damp sloth hair full of algae and dingleberries, her perfume of oiled faeces that aroused the soul to the aeons beyond the Demiurge's grasp. Elomo protruded a boner.

"Oh Rosita, you will be Elmo's!" cried as he orgasmed on the sink.

From his seed demons spawned to torment the earth, and they jumped out of the window into the streets. Elmo just barely recovered from the exhaustion of cumming to see the Sesame Street ON FIRE, the demons tormenting the muppets and humans. Tamir was crucifed on a jeep, Bert had his eyeballs scooped up and made into icecreams, Grover was castrated and paraded with a stick up his ass. The only one enjoying that was Earnie, who pulled down his panties and masturbated his cock with Ji-Young's dislocated thrachea.

"Oh no, Elmo didn't know that grasping the penile genital organ and motioning back and fourth would surely caused a demonic epidemic that exenorates the need to preserve own's sustenance!"

"Fuck you Elmo!" Groucher said, his torso ripped to pieces, before dying.

"I know a way to fix this..." said an evil and poultry voice.

It was.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................BIG BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"How?" Elmo asked.

Just then Bib Bird took him in his arms like a baby and vomited blood, birdseed, avian cholera and untreated tapeworms on him with much pleasure in his avian boobs.

"Now we both must procreate in order to extinguish the foulness of your misguidance!" Big Bird said, kissing Elmo on the lips.

Elmo wasn't quite sure if he liked Big Bird's tongue going down his esophagus and choking him, but he complied and his tongue penetrated one of Big Bird's nostrils with much pleasure. The mutual emasculation lead to proper sex: after dislodging, Big Bird sat and exposed his guano factory cloaca for Elmo to enjoy. It was putrid and rotten, full of birdshit gluing feathers to the ass, but Elmo much liked. He put his penis inside Big Bird and the giant dinosaur moaned like a castrated koala being thrown from the Taj Mahal.

"Oh Elmo is going to cum again!" Elmo said, and he filled Bird Bird's vagina with ample seed.

Only this time, because of the bird shit, angels were spawned. They bore swords and punished the demons with decapitation.

"Yay, Elmo is happy that Seasame Syria won't fall to the diabolic designs of one's misguided expungement!"

Then the angels grabbed Rosita and cut her head off for being an immigrant.

"Fuck!" Elmo said.

"It's alrights, you still have me" moaned Big Barda.

And so Elmo and Brad Bird fucked every day, and an angelic ethnostate was formed where was once Sesame Street, amen and amen!