Everything was not the same after Christmas came to Moominvalley. The pagan trolls had given up their worship of Ilmarinen and Paivatar and threw their idols in a big bonfire, that lasted all winter. The Moomins no longer hibernated, they prostrated themselves in prayer to the one true God until their knees bled. Little My was whacked until she behaved like a good christian girl. They stoned Snufkin to death for being gay and a communist.

Now they sat at the dinner table, Moominmamma walking one step behind Moominpappa as it was in the Bible. She served a bountful turkey (actually Mrs. Fillyjonk cooked alive for being a witch) with apples on her ass.

"Thank thy father in heaven for Moominmamma's massive bossoms" Moomintroll prayed because he was Oedipus complex, and Snorkmaiden disliked.

"Thank the Lord indeed!" Moonpappa said, "He allows me lordship over women so I killed that witch that raised me in an orphanage."

"Oh dear, an orphanage sound so arousing" moaned Moominmamma unchristian-like.

"My dear Moominmamma, who doesn't have a name even before patriarchy took over, may you do the honours and allow me to give you my Christmas present?" he said as he rubbed her sordid Greenland shark smelling pussy.

"Oh my love, take me away!"

And the two excused themselves from the table and went to their room.

"You were looking at your mother's tits again!" Snorkmaiden said, eating Mrs Fillyjonk's eye.

"N-no my love, it's just that I can't hibernate anymore so my eyes wander...."

And they wandered... into Snork's ass! Moomin got very aroused, his bisexual instincts were showing and Snorkmaiden was not putting out till marriage (even before they converted to Islam).

"Oh Snork, want to get out of here and know each other like David and Jonathan?" Moomin asked seductively.

Snork blushed. Truthfully, he was always attracted to Moomintroll, but now that they were in a theocracy such impudent thoughts would be crushed by the heel of time. But then Moomin kissed him!

"WHAT!?" screeched Snormaiden like the harridan she was "You despise me so much as to dislodge my brother's intestines!?"

"Yes Snorkmaiden, you're mean and shallow and A WOMAN SO YOU GO TO THE KITCHEN NOW!" Moomin said, exercising his Trump given rights.

Snorkmaiden grumbled, she bit Mrs. Fillyjonk's breasts and went to the kitchen... where all the poison was. Yes, she'd have her revenge on those faggoted boys, yes.....

Meanwhile Moominpappa and Moominmamma were fucking in the ceiling. Moominpappa put his rotten, seaspoonge like penis on Moominmamma's putrid endometrium with much gusto. Ticks and fleas were exchanged because they didn't take baths since the baptism, and leeches how burrowed through each other's genitals so they had open varicose arteries. Moominpappa came thick globs of yellow pus like semen into Moominmamma's beef jerky lipped vagina and Stinky was watching! He too coveted Moominmamma, so god struck him with a lightning bolt. Unfortunately, the bolt also hit Moominmamma's breasts for being a disgusting women.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH MY GOD GIVEN MAMMARIES ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11"

But this only aroused Moominpappa more as his wife's flesh melted and singed. So he fucked her to death, the flames entering his penisholes and sending him into a most wonderous orgasm as his testicles exploded. The two lovers were immolated to death, and their souls went to hell for being trolls.

mEANWHILE, Moomin and Snork were kissing tenderly. It reminded Moomintroll of Snufkin's lips, so he put Mrs Fillyjonk's hair on Snork's. He also grabbed some of the gravvy and put it on Snork's penis.

"Oh Moomintroll!" moaned Snork as he lost his virility.

But suddenly his eyes flashed! He was possessed by...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................SNUFKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Moomin troll how could you, I thought I was your only one!" he said angrily.

"That's what I've been saying!" Snorkmaiden said from the kitchen, preparing the poison.

Only Pimple was drawn to her shit encrusted ass, so he fucked her right up the mudhole!

"Get off me you sly dog!"

"Oh Snufkin, I miss you, but I must move on!" Moomintroll said, "So in the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost I exorcise you!"

And he stabbed Snork's eyelid with a fork, banishing Snufkin to hell where he belongs. The power of god healed Snork's eyes, and he cried tears of joy and menstrual blood and kissed Moomintroll. And the two lived happily ever after and had loads of not-anal sex because Leviticus.

And Snorkmaiden bled from her ass and died.

Amen.