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Stefan had decided to go on a ice cream date. The wolf picked vanilla while the opossum picked fig (it's an acquired taste). They held paws as they sucked the straws (ew not in that way you PERV).\n\nSuddenly there was an earthquake and there was tons of fire emerging from the ground. Out of it an evil voice cockled meanly. 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Since he was bisexual, having a shark side piece could be interesting. After all, even a gay couple can have a girl concubine. But the look Stefan gave him shut down that idea.\n\n\"Sorry, we're exclusive\" Stefan said, still eyeing Garret.\n\n\"Then you will PAY!\"\n\nJune raised her decaying hand to the sky and a meteor began to fall! Garret's eye shot a beam (he got it replaced with a cyborg eye so it hurt less) and destructed the asteroid.\n\n\"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1\"said June.\n\nShe then jumped on Stefan, but his tail had a cross on its end so he cut June in half. Now she was deaded again.\n\n\"Shall we continue?\" said Stefan flirtily\n\n\"Aye, my beloved opossum of cheese.\"\n\nAnd so the two kissed, as the restaurant around them caught fire.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Garret and Stefan had decided to go on a ice cream date. The wolf picked vanilla while the opossum picked fig (it's an acquired taste). They held paws as they sucked the straws (ew not in that way you PERV).

Suddenly there was an earthquake and there was tons of fire emerging from the ground. Out of it an evil voice cockled meanly. It was.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................JUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"wtf I thought you were dead!" Stefan said.

"I was but then I made a pact with Satan to return as a zombie and makes the three of us live happily ever after."

Garret thought a bit. Since he was bisexual, having a shark side piece could be interesting. After all, even a gay couple can have a girl concubine. But the look Stefan gave him shut down that idea.

"Sorry, we're exclusive" Stefan said, still eyeing Garret.

"Then you will PAY!"

June raised her decaying hand to the sky and a meteor began to fall! Garret's eye shot a beam (he got it replaced with a cyborg eye so it hurt less) and destructed the asteroid.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"said June.

She then jumped on Stefan, but his tail had a cross on its end so he cut June in half. Now she was deaded again.

"Shall we continue?" said Stefan flirtily

"Aye, my beloved opossum of cheese."

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