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", "writing": "Elio and his lover Glordon the alien grabbed two Armsel Strikers and went into Tia Olga's van. They drove to Disneyworld and shot their way through it. The mascots had their faces blown off, butterflies of flesh and brain tissue dotted the guests which were soon shot too.\n\n\"What is this commotion!?\" said a croon voice from the castle...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\n\"You know your crimes!\" Elio shouted, \"And now you will pay for them!\"\n\nMickey Mouse then went ANGRY, and grew to kaiju size. Feuerroter Pfeil und Bogen plays in the background.\n\n\"HAW HAW HAW you little FAGGOTS thought you'd amount to something, but I lust after conservative micropenis and microtransactions!\"\n\n\"That is where you will fall, Goliath!\" Elio said macho gayly.\n\nHe then took out a shotgun and fired at Mickey, but Mickey used his giant penis to deflect the bullets! He then threw an atomic breath of fire, but Olga raised her legs and absorbed it with her pussy.\n\n\"Now Elio, when he's recharging!\" Olga said, before dying.\n\n\"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11\" CRIED Elio but there was no time to loose.\n\nHe used his jetpack made of angels' wings to fly right at Mickey's penis. HE ENTERED THE MEATUS.\n\n\"No get out!\" Mickey said evilly.\n\nBut Elio then fired his shotgun inside Mickey's penis! He tored through the organ apart, the shaft exploded with all the blood rushing out and the head became a shriveled brown mushroom. Elio then exited the destroy mouse aparatus by setting himself on fire (the angel wings protected him fro the flames), reducing the Mickey's organ of delectation to ashes.\n\n\"You will PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!1\" Mickey roared meanly, but he was done for.\n\nWith his penis, he had no more reason to live, so he shot his own brains with a giant bullet. Blood flowed all over Disneyland, drowing the hateful princesses (even Moana).\n\n\"So now what?\" Glordon asked his beloved.\n\nElio put on sunglasses.\n\n\"We thrive\"", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Elio and his lover Glordon the alien grabbed two Armsel Strikers and went into Tia Olga's van. They drove to Disneyworld and shot their way through it. The mascots had their faces blown off, butterflies of flesh and brain tissue dotted the guests which were soon shot too.

"What is this commotion!?" said a croon voice from the castle...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You know your crimes!" Elio shouted, "And now you will pay for them!"

Mickey Mouse then went ANGRY, and grew to kaiju size. Feuerroter Pfeil und Bogen plays in the background.

"HAW HAW HAW you little FAGGOTS thought you'd amount to something, but I lust after conservative micropenis and microtransactions!"

"That is where you will fall, Goliath!" Elio said macho gayly.

He then took out a shotgun and fired at Mickey, but Mickey used his giant penis to deflect the bullets! He then threw an atomic breath of fire, but Olga raised her legs and absorbed it with her pussy.

"Now Elio, when he's recharging!" Olga said, before dying.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11" CRIED Elio but there was no time to loose.

He used his jetpack made of angels' wings to fly right at Mickey's penis. HE ENTERED THE MEATUS.

"No get out!" Mickey said evilly.

But Elio then fired his shotgun inside Mickey's penis! He tored through the organ apart, the shaft exploded with all the blood rushing out and the head became a shriveled brown mushroom. Elio then exited the destroy mouse aparatus by setting himself on fire (the angel wings protected him fro the flames), reducing the Mickey's organ of delectation to ashes.

"You will PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!1" Mickey roared meanly, but he was done for.

With his penis, he had no more reason to live, so he shot his own brains with a giant bullet. Blood flowed all over Disneyland, drowing the hateful princesses (even Moana).

"So now what?" Glordon asked his beloved.

Elio put on sunglasses.

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