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Whatever plans he had ultimately met little success, and his lack of originality was not helping matters.\n\n\"Honestly, why do you keep doing this?\" asked Daring Do, \"You know tying me and throwing spikes, sand, spiders and snakes never works.\"\n\n\"Obviously you cannot fathom my unquestionable brilliance!\" Ahuizotl said, faking indignation.\n\nDaring Do rolled her eyes, and walked away. The guards pushed the corrents, and Ahuizotl was imprisoned. The 45th time that month.\n\nHe waited until the guards were gone, and began the long and tiring task of borrowing his way out. Like him, the guards had not caught on with the neurological needs of the world.\n\nHis claws began to feel numb, so he stopped. He had already made quite a cove. He had little time to rest, however, as a bright orange light floated above him.\n\n\"Ahuizotl! Thou will ascend to glory, if thou follows the left shamanic path, from earth to watery abyss!\"\n\n\"Who are you, he who spouts nonsensical nonsense?\"\n\n\"Ahuizotl, I am Tohil, mayan god of the Sun and of war, the great feathered serpent whose power extends from the Manipura to the Muladhara. I am the eternal fire that can be felt in the taint, I am the light that extends from the solar plexus to the anus, through the penis twicefold. I am here to provide great truth and great knowledge, so that you may find gnosis and the Nous of the Greater Good. Through sustasis you will make pacts with the greater daimones, so that all of the sordid earth may find the joys of carnal desires, of the greater center of power, the taint who connects the penis to the anus.\"\n\n\"...\"\n\n\"You will find descent through Earth to watery Abyss, down the path of the left sides of the pentagram, to darkness and beyond.\n\nNun et Naunet.\nHuh et Hauket.\nKuk et Kauket.\nAmun et Amaunet.\"\n\nThat said, Tohil was gone, and a shard of gold materialised. It said on it \"Those who find power in the Muladhara will see sex improved twicefold\". Ahuizotl grabbed it; if nothing else, it'd cost good in the black market.\n\n***\n\n\"Nun et Naunet. Embrace the Abyss of the cunt.\nHuh et Hauket. Embrace the Expansiveness of the cunt.\nKuk et Kauket. Embrace the Darkness of the cunt.\nAmun et Amaunet. Embrace the Hidden of the cunt.\"\n\nTwilight Sparkle was in a deep trance, almost shamanic in nature. He traced his fingers on the pentagram, caressing it like holy genitalia. Her horn was glowing with white radiation, coating the phalic structure like vaseline. Spike's tongue found itself caressed gently by Pipsqueak's, a kiss brought about by the ephebophiliac (they're 13/14/15 now) desires of virgin mares.\n\nThe Maiden, Derpy Hooves, slit her throat.\nThe Mother, Mrs Cake, slit her throat.\nThe Crone, the Mayor, slit her throat.\n\nThe three were united in death, their blood breeding demons and angels for all eternity, their flesh now the greater feast, and their skins now converted into lizards, as their hearts became kinglerfishers and their eyes owls. The smell of iron only turned Spike on more, much to the delight of Rarity, who did obscenities with a cross. She brought to her lips a chalice, filled with the filth of all Equestria. Her head had in it written \"Babylon the Great, the Mother of Prostitutes and Abominations of the Earth; Babylōn ē Megalē, ē mētēr tōn pornōn kai tōn bdelygmatōn tēs Gēs.\"\n\nThe class was over, though Spike's and Pipsqueak's persistence would deny such.\n\n\"Well done all of you!\" cheer Celestia, \"Soon we will all be one step closer to God Almighty!\"\n\n\"Alright!\" said Pinkie Pie, \"I can't wait to get to Heaven! There will be so much to do with the angels and the seraphim and the lammasu and the kuribu...\"\n\n\"Dear Princess, are you really sure God exists\" said Twilight Sparkle, \"I have read some books that state that the divine might not be real, that the notion of the Nous might be meaningless and that we all are fighting uselessly against entropy.\"\n\n\"My dear Twilight, I like how intelligent you are, but you have to understand that, sometimes, being irrational is the way to go. Don't you remeber what happened with Pinkie Pie?\"\n\n\"Yeah Twahlat, stap bein' so uptat!\" said Applejack, \"We all ought have faith in the Lord, even if he sounds kinda lak a jerk sometames.\"\n\n\"Yeah, I guess you're right. I should stop being so rational\" sighed Twilight.\n\n\"Oh, don't be sad\" said Fluttershy, \"we all have doubts, but I know you'll never lose your faith in Jesus Christ.\"\n\n\"Lets all cheer up with some esoteric sacrifice!\" said the Mayor's ghost.\n\nNone of this even remotely passed through Pipsqueak's mind, even as he stopped a little, stopping the kiss for some oxygen intake.\n\n\"You alright?\" the dragon asked, a clawed paw stroking the young pony's mane.\n\n\"Yeah, just need a pause\" Pipsqueak said, before nuzzling into Spike's side.\n\nRarity observed every single movement they made, her desires and lust eventually exploding into an action of community.\n\n\"Spike, darling, I want you to lick me all over.\"\n\n\"Uh uh, we broke up, so you're doomed to watch.\"\n\n\"But Spiiiike!\"\n\n\"No Rarity, my heart and penis belong to Pipsqueak now. If you weren't such a whore, we three would be happy together.\"\n\n\"Fine, if you don't want my cunt then I'll seek a flesh union with Rainbow Dash.\"\n\nThat said, Rarity picked needles and thread, and went next to Rainbow Dash.\n\n\"Dash, give me your hooves!\"\n\n\"Okay...\"\n\nRarity placed her own hooves on top of Rainbow Dash's. Suddenly, the needles struck at lighting speed, and Rarity's hooves were sewn into Rainbow Dash's. The tomboy screamed in pain, kicking Rarity away, only to cause herself a living hell as the thread was viciously ripped apart as the hooves seperated, leaving a bloody mess of torn skin and sinew, exposing the white bones underneath.\n\n\"RARITY!\" spouted Celestia angrily.\n\n\"I-I was just trying to destroy the self and find communion with Rainbow Dash\" Rarity said, before breaking into tears once again.\n\nCelestia had enough, and put Rarity to sleep, before tending to Rainbow Dash's wounds. A golden glow repaired the torn flesh, and the hooves were good as new. The whole ordeal made Spike sick, and he excused himself, going to barf on Pinkie's vagina. Predictably, the gastric acids melted the pony's cunt, and she screamed, kicking Spike on the head and knocking him unconscious, before running around screaming as her genitals were digested.\n\n\"SPIKE!\" Pipsqueak screamed, going to his lover's side. Spike was merely unconscious, but the bleeding on his head was worrying.\n\n\"AAAAHHH SOMEONE FIX MY VAGINA!\" screamed Pinkie as she made a mockery of her usual happy jumping.\n\nLuna sighed and did a dark spell, and pure white light emerged from her dildo like horn, hel Pinkie's wounds. Pinkie was relaxed, but her mind was clouded with visions of the left path realms, the Earth and the Watery Abyss. On her delusions, she walked into the table filled with jars, and broke them. This resulted in more screams as the glass hards penetrated her skin on all directions, torrents of blood flooding the table, soaking the wood with life giving pony ichor. She only imposed more hell upon herself; she kept stepping more and more shards, until she was no longer able to move, falling on the table. Then more shards entered her, culminating on the moment where particularly sharp shards entered her eyes, blinding her as the orbs burst like water baloons.\n\nIn despair, she moved her head wildly, resulting in glass shards getting on her mouth, on her lips, on her gums. The spectacle became truly insane; there was no place in Pinkie's body where glass did not penetrate and leave a bloody cut, and the more the she, the deeper the shards went. Eventually, Pinkie died of blood loss.\n\nSpike woke up, meeting a warm, loving embrace. Then he saw what happened to Pinkie, and barfed on Doctor Hooves' face, melting it. He was not killed, so he could not regenerate, instead being left with a ghastly rostrum as the acids melt his face's flesh, leaving a red, necrotic mass of sinew in the place of cheeks, lips, eyes and other facial musculature. In short, he looked like The Thing, only with less tentacles. The couldn't even speak, without feeling a horrid pain as he allowed the acids to reach his throat.\n\nAll of this was met with Pound Cake's and Pumpkin Cake's sadistic laughs.\n\n\"I love those kids\" said Celestia, as she was mentally masturbating herself.\n\n***\n\nAhuizotl stared at the Abyss. The Abyss was quick to retaliate.\n\n\"Oh fallen otter-dog, how far and wide your ambitions go, yet your goals are so ill prepared!\" the Abyss said, a voice as thunderous as it was dark.\n\n\"Spare me your insanity, Nun...or Naunet, whatever.\"\n\n\"Funny you are indeed. You can reffer unto me as Okeanos, as Nodens, as Pontus, as Njord, as the many aspects of a sea so deep.\"\n\n\"Does the likes of Njord even think about why I would bother to contact you?\"\n\n\"As a matter of fct, yes indeed. You seek vengeance against the Daring Do, the whore who plots a thousands hexes against decency and individuality.\"\n\n\"Oh, so you value individuality as well. Lets us not make haste of this time; speak me the truths.\"\n\n\"As you wish, otter-dog-demon.\"\n\nThe Abyss made himself confortable, his water a spiral of madness on which the souls of all ponies dwelt.\n\n\"The first truth is that purity is insane. One cannot be pure if one dwells in a world of whores. One should give himself to sex and prostituition. I think a whore is far more heroic than a knight.\"\n\nAhuizotl grew wise by 23%, his mind now clarified, enlightened by such darkness.\n\n\"The second truth is that the mouth is like myself, an Abyss ghstly set on the face. Using it to speak is unatural; the mouth serves only to gobble. Once you achieve your goals, you may use it only for oral sex.\n\nThe third truth is that divinity is based on sex. Zeus conquered Ganymede and made him his eromenos, his masculine whore upon which he spelt his seed. Zeus conquered countless women that way, most notably Leda, whom he rightfully raped in the most holy of all forms, a swan white as death, bones and ice. For one to become divine, one has to conquer another human being through sex, either she or he wills it or not.\n\nThe fourth truth is that there is no meaning to life. No justification for morality, no God to force oneself to have a meaning. Life is meaningles, so it should be devoted to hedonism, to whore oneself into the physical world.\n\nThe fifth truth is that one should kill all those who oppose oneself. All children and whores should die if they offend you, all priests and policians and wrestlers and artists. You must become Death herself; you must become a black hole, bringing death to all that even remotely suggest a threat to your life.\n\nThe sixth truth is that only the strong deserve the live. Letting the weak live is charity; the weak serve to whore themselves unto you, as sex slaves or as food. Children in particular are worthy subjects; their holes are tightest and their flesh is most tender.\n\nThe seventh truth is that order and law are useless. They bring horrendous concepts such as protecting the weak and inoccent and punishing the whores. Can you believe such insolence!? For you to achieve enlightment, you must destroy all those who support order and law. You must kill them, or you must torture and rape them, to make them realise how awe strucking whoredom is, how chaos is the natural state.\n\nThe eighth truth is that nature trumphs over science. Civilisation is for the weak and the unworthy; nature promotes the ideal that only the strong should live, that individuality is better than selflessness, that one should whore oneself and not pretend to accept asceticism, that order is nothing when compared to chaos. One must destroy all civilisation and science and let nature engulf the world.\n\nThe ninth truth is that Discord is our lord and saviour. He kills all who dare bring civilisation, order, selflessness, asceticism, morality and protection into this world. He realises the truths better than those whores Celestia and Luna, and he fought to make the world a Capitalist Meritocracy, to make all the weaklings die and be predated by the strong, by the worthy. We must worship Discord and free him from his hecatomb, to make all disgusting morals go away, to be consumed by whoreness and hedonism.\"\n\nAhuizotl was enlightened. He now knew how the world suffered, how the world hated morality, protection of the weak, asceticism, order and forgiveness. He learned how Equestria wept for all those would didn't die, for all the unworthy still polluting the system. Luna and Celestia made her lands suffer, the pain brought about by moral decency.\n\nNo more would Equestria suffer. No more would the unworthy live. Ahuizotl knew what to do.\n\nCivilisation would be trampled underfoot!\n\n***\n\nDaring Do was on her way to Ponyville. She knew Ahuizotl had escaped, but even a heroine needs some rest. She decided to go visit her former lover Granny Smith. They had met when Daring was 13; the affair, a lesbian version of the eromenos/erastes arrangement, was the most fulfilling of Daring's life. Unfortunately, Granny Smith's father was very into corrective rape, and as such the affair ended in a very sad note. Granny Smith fathered several fillies and colts by her own father's rapes, of which many more were born, some of them the unholy union of Granny Smith and her own sons.\n\nNervertheless, Daring and Granny were still very good friends, and even though they'd never have the Eros they had before, that did not stop some good old fashioned orgy.\n\n\"SOARIN! OVER HERE!\"\n\nDaring turned her head. A pegasus fast as an afro-american in Nazi Germany crossed the train in seconds, greeted by his earth pony lover.\n\n\"I missed you so much\" Soarin moaned into Braeburn's ear as he stroked his mane while nuzzling each other.\n\n\"Yeah, mei too, my lorv. Ah so wish Ah had been there in Canterlat, but yer know how the buffalos need me.\"\n\n\"Yeah, I know Braeburn. So, we're going to visit your family, right?\"\n\n\"Yeah, mah cosin saehs that there's a filly called Rainbow Dash who is a BIG fan o'yer's. But nobody's a bigger fan than Ah\" Braeburn then pulled Soarin into a passionate kiss, the first they had in several weeks.\n\n\"Excuse me, fags, but you're going to Ponyville?\" asked Daring nonchalantly.\n\n\"Like yer one ta talk, jailbait lesbo.\"\n\nThat did shock Daring a little. She knew her affair was common knowledge, but she did not expect that a redneck would have heard about it.\n\n\"In any case, yes, we're going to Ponyville. Any issue with that?\"\n\n\"As a matter of fact, I am going there too. I believe we should go together.\"\n\n\"And wha's that?\"\n\n\"Because honestly we need to go there together. You'll both get killed or raped if the owner of the train station ever found out you're both gay, and I don't know the way. This way, we can make it safely.\"\n\n\"I suppose so. My name's Soarin, by the way, and my lover is Braeburn.\"\n\nOnce the train arrived, the trio carefully walked out of the train. A menancing pegasus-dragon hybrid with violet wings and a white porcelain mask greeted them.\n\n\"Are any of you gay?\"\n\n\"Yes we are. An' if yer have a problem with that, then kahndly fuck the hell off.\"\n\n\"You chose your fate, spawn of Hyacinthus!\"\n\nThe dragon-pegasus then had porcelain shards erupting from his skin, striking at them. Thankfully, Daring Do chewed a bubblegum that grew to a bubble the size of an elephant, shielding them. Soarin then flew as fast as he could, hitting the pegasus-dragon in the face, cracking the porcelain mask, revealing bloody sinew.\n\nThe beast did not gave up, and raised it's paw, casting a light so intense that the three had to shield their eyes. He then caught Braeburn.\n\n\"Kill yourselves or I will kill him!\"\n\nSuddenly, a series of vines grabbed the pegasus-dragon, and ripped his limbs off, killing him.\n\n\"Ahuizotl! I knew you'd escape! Again.\"\n\n\"Listen, Daring Do, I come not as an enemy, but as an ally. I seek to kill Celestia and Luna, and then I will free Equestria from opressing morality!\"\n\n\"And what makes you think I'd help you? You are the leasting trust worthy villain since Inti.\"\n\n\"You would rather see Equestria die than to save it? Such a great hero.\"\n\nAhuizotl then turned to Soarin and Braeburn.\n\n\"Would you rather be killed by the likes of this dragon-pegasus? If you do not help me, you will die as the law suffocates all.\"\n\n***\n\nA cackle was heard, and a bright light followed. Discord was among them.\n\n\"How dare you interrupt our sacred unions with God!?\" Luna spouted angrily, foam coming from her mouth.\n\n\"My oh my, you are are just as virginal as I last saw you. How many million years has your cunt gathered dust?\"\n\n\"How did you free yourself!? We trapped you good!\" Twilight roared, the fury of Sekhmet within her.\n\n\"I did\" Ahuizotl appeared, followed by Daring Do, Soarin and Braeburn.\n\n\"Braeburn! How could ya!?\" Applejack screamed in horror.\n\n\"And Soarin and Daring Do too!?\" Rainbow Dash almost wished to commit suicide.\n\n\"Celestia and Luna deceived us!\" said Daring Do, \"They choke this land with order and moral codes, when animalistic might and the survival of the strong should prevail!\"\n\n\"Discord, what have you done these poor souls!?\" Celestia shrieked.\n\n\"Blame not the saviour, whore!\" Ahuizotl stepped in, \"You have build this horrendous system where the weak thrive and hedonism is surpressed by ascetic tyranny! You are a filthy bitch who knows the truth, yet ignores it, wishing to deceive people into thinking the strong shouldn't rule and the weak shouldn't die!\"\n\n\"He is right, Celestia\" Discord said with a timber voice, \"You have choked Equestria with morality for far too long! Be gone!\"\n\nAnd Celestia and Twilight exploded into flesh butterflies.\n\n\"Luna, we allow you to live, but only as a whore and an object of great sexual value\" said Discord, \"so that you may remember the whoredom of your sister.\"\n\nLuna's horn began to glow, but with a motion of his hand Ahuizotl shattered her horn, which was reduced to dust. She then reverted into a filly, and was bound, gagged and tied.\n\n\"Well done my student!\" said Discord, petting Ahuizotl between the ears. The aztec beast blushed.\n\n\"Let the age of freedom begin!\" shouted Daring Do.\n\nSoarin and Braeburn winked to each other, and took out their shotguns.\n\n\"Discord, time to blow yer brains!\"\n\nDiscord's hand glowed with pristine white light, but it was too late. A bullet pierced his brain, killing him at last.\n\n\"You fools! How dare you disobey nature!?\" Ahuizotl said, before getting his bains blowed off.\n\n\"Nahce to see good trumps over evil\" Applejack said, only to get her brains blown off.\n\n\"What is the meaning of this\" Fluttershy whispered, only to get her brains blown off.\n\n***\n\nEveryone was dead, except Soarin, Braeburn, Pipsqueak and Spike. They celebrated the only way they knew, through ethical hedonism. At last they knew that morality and sex could be reconciliated.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "AN: Applejack's and her family's accents are written here as they sound on my ears.

***

Ahuizotl has never been good at plotting. Whatever plans he had ultimately met little success, and his lack of originality was not helping matters.

"Honestly, why do you keep doing this?" asked Daring Do, "You know tying me and throwing spikes, sand, spiders and snakes never works."

"Obviously you cannot fathom my unquestionable brilliance!" Ahuizotl said, faking indignation.

Daring Do rolled her eyes, and walked away. The guards pushed the corrents, and Ahuizotl was imprisoned. The 45th time that month.

He waited until the guards were gone, and began the long and tiring task of borrowing his way out. Like him, the guards had not caught on with the neurological needs of the world.

His claws began to feel numb, so he stopped. He had already made quite a cove. He had little time to rest, however, as a bright orange light floated above him.

"Ahuizotl! Thou will ascend to glory, if thou follows the left shamanic path, from earth to watery abyss!"

"Who are you, he who spouts nonsensical nonsense?"

"Ahuizotl, I am Tohil, mayan god of the Sun and of war, the great feathered serpent whose power extends from the Manipura to the Muladhara. I am the eternal fire that can be felt in the taint, I am the light that extends from the solar plexus to the anus, through the penis twicefold. I am here to provide great truth and great knowledge, so that you may find gnosis and the Nous of the Greater Good. Through sustasis you will make pacts with the greater daimones, so that all of the sordid earth may find the joys of carnal desires, of the greater center of power, the taint who connects the penis to the anus."

"..."

"You will find descent through Earth to watery Abyss, down the path of the left sides of the pentagram, to darkness and beyond.

Nun et Naunet.
Huh et Hauket.
Kuk et Kauket.
Amun et Amaunet."

That said, Tohil was gone, and a shard of gold materialised. It said on it "Those who find power in the Muladhara will see sex improved twicefold". Ahuizotl grabbed it; if nothing else, it'd cost good in the black market.

***

"Nun et Naunet. Embrace the Abyss of the cunt.
Huh et Hauket. Embrace the Expansiveness of the cunt.
Kuk et Kauket. Embrace the Darkness of the cunt.
Amun et Amaunet. Embrace the Hidden of the cunt."

Twilight Sparkle was in a deep trance, almost shamanic in nature. He traced his fingers on the pentagram, caressing it like holy genitalia. Her horn was glowing with white radiation, coating the phalic structure like vaseline. Spike's tongue found itself caressed gently by Pipsqueak's, a kiss brought about by the ephebophiliac (they're 13/14/15 now) desires of virgin mares.

The Maiden, Derpy Hooves, slit her throat.
The Mother, Mrs Cake, slit her throat.
The Crone, the Mayor, slit her throat.

The three were united in death, their blood breeding demons and angels for all eternity, their flesh now the greater feast, and their skins now converted into lizards, as their hearts became kinglerfishers and their eyes owls. The smell of iron only turned Spike on more, much to the delight of Rarity, who did obscenities with a cross. She brought to her lips a chalice, filled with the filth of all Equestria. Her head had in it written "Babylon the Great, the Mother of Prostitutes and Abominations of the Earth; Babylōn ē Megalē, ē mētēr tōn pornōn kai tōn bdelygmatōn tēs Gēs."

The class was over, though Spike's and Pipsqueak's persistence would deny such.

"Well done all of you!" cheer Celestia, "Soon we will all be one step closer to God Almighty!"

"Alright!" said Pinkie Pie, "I can't wait to get to Heaven! There will be so much to do with the angels and the seraphim and the lammasu and the kuribu..."

"Dear Princess, are you really sure God exists" said Twilight Sparkle, "I have read some books that state that the divine might not be real, that the notion of the Nous might be meaningless and that we all are fighting uselessly against entropy."

"My dear Twilight, I like how intelligent you are, but you have to understand that, sometimes, being irrational is the way to go. Don't you remeber what happened with Pinkie Pie?"

"Yeah Twahlat, stap bein' so uptat!" said Applejack, "We all ought have faith in the Lord, even if he sounds kinda lak a jerk sometames."

"Yeah, I guess you're right. I should stop being so rational" sighed Twilight.

"Oh, don't be sad" said Fluttershy, "we all have doubts, but I know you'll never lose your faith in Jesus Christ."

"Lets all cheer up with some esoteric sacrifice!" said the Mayor's ghost.

None of this even remotely passed through Pipsqueak's mind, even as he stopped a little, stopping the kiss for some oxygen intake.

"You alright?" the dragon asked, a clawed paw stroking the young pony's mane.

"Yeah, just need a pause" Pipsqueak said, before nuzzling into Spike's side.

Rarity observed every single movement they made, her desires and lust eventually exploding into an action of community.

"Spike, darling, I want you to lick me all over."

"Uh uh, we broke up, so you're doomed to watch."

"But Spiiiike!"

"No Rarity, my heart and penis belong to Pipsqueak now. If you weren't such a whore, we three would be happy together."

"Fine, if you don't want my cunt then I'll seek a flesh union with Rainbow Dash."

That said, Rarity picked needles and thread, and went next to Rainbow Dash.

"Dash, give me your hooves!"

"Okay..."

Rarity placed her own hooves on top of Rainbow Dash's. Suddenly, the needles struck at lighting speed, and Rarity's hooves were sewn into Rainbow Dash's. The tomboy screamed in pain, kicking Rarity away, only to cause herself a living hell as the thread was viciously ripped apart as the hooves seperated, leaving a bloody mess of torn skin and sinew, exposing the white bones underneath.

"RARITY!" spouted Celestia angrily.

"I-I was just trying to destroy the self and find communion with Rainbow Dash" Rarity said, before breaking into tears once again.

Celestia had enough, and put Rarity to sleep, before tending to Rainbow Dash's wounds. A golden glow repaired the torn flesh, and the hooves were good as new. The whole ordeal made Spike sick, and he excused himself, going to barf on Pinkie's vagina. Predictably, the gastric acids melted the pony's cunt, and she screamed, kicking Spike on the head and knocking him unconscious, before running around screaming as her genitals were digested.

"SPIKE!" Pipsqueak screamed, going to his lover's side. Spike was merely unconscious, but the bleeding on his head was worrying.

"AAAAHHH SOMEONE FIX MY VAGINA!" screamed Pinkie as she made a mockery of her usual happy jumping.

Luna sighed and did a dark spell, and pure white light emerged from her dildo like horn, hel Pinkie's wounds. Pinkie was relaxed, but her mind was clouded with visions of the left path realms, the Earth and the Watery Abyss. On her delusions, she walked into the table filled with jars, and broke them. This resulted in more screams as the glass hards penetrated her skin on all directions, torrents of blood flooding the table, soaking the wood with life giving pony ichor. She only imposed more hell upon herself; she kept stepping more and more shards, until she was no longer able to move, falling on the table. Then more shards entered her, culminating on the moment where particularly sharp shards entered her eyes, blinding her as the orbs burst like water baloons.

In despair, she moved her head wildly, resulting in glass shards getting on her mouth, on her lips, on her gums. The spectacle became truly insane; there was no place in Pinkie's body where glass did not penetrate and leave a bloody cut, and the more the she, the deeper the shards went. Eventually, Pinkie died of blood loss.

Spike woke up, meeting a warm, loving embrace. Then he saw what happened to Pinkie, and barfed on Doctor Hooves' face, melting it. He was not killed, so he could not regenerate, instead being left with a ghastly rostrum as the acids melt his face's flesh, leaving a red, necrotic mass of sinew in the place of cheeks, lips, eyes and other facial musculature. In short, he looked like The Thing, only with less tentacles. The couldn't even speak, without feeling a horrid pain as he allowed the acids to reach his throat.

All of this was met with Pound Cake's and Pumpkin Cake's sadistic laughs.

"I love those kids" said Celestia, as she was mentally masturbating herself.

***

Ahuizotl stared at the Abyss. The Abyss was quick to retaliate.

"Oh fallen otter-dog, how far and wide your ambitions go, yet your goals are so ill prepared!" the Abyss said, a voice as thunderous as it was dark.

"Spare me your insanity, Nun...or Naunet, whatever."

"Funny you are indeed. You can reffer unto me as Okeanos, as Nodens, as Pontus, as Njord, as the many aspects of a sea so deep."

"Does the likes of Njord even think about why I would bother to contact you?"

"As a matter of fct, yes indeed. You seek vengeance against the Daring Do, the whore who plots a thousands hexes against decency and individuality."

"Oh, so you value individuality as well. Lets us not make haste of this time; speak me the truths."

"As you wish, otter-dog-demon."

The Abyss made himself confortable, his water a spiral of madness on which the souls of all ponies dwelt.

"The first truth is that purity is insane. One cannot be pure if one dwells in a world of whores. One should give himself to sex and prostituition. I think a whore is far more heroic than a knight."

Ahuizotl grew wise by 23%, his mind now clarified, enlightened by such darkness.

"The second truth is that the mouth is like myself, an Abyss ghstly set on the face. Using it to speak is unatural; the mouth serves only to gobble. Once you achieve your goals, you may use it only for oral sex.

The  third truth is that divinity is based on sex. Zeus conquered Ganymede and made him his eromenos, his masculine whore upon which he spelt his seed. Zeus conquered countless women that way, most notably Leda, whom he rightfully raped in the most holy of all forms, a swan white as death, bones and ice. For one to become divine, one has to conquer another human being through sex, either she or he wills it or not.

The fourth truth is that there is no meaning to life. No justification for morality, no God to force oneself to have a meaning. Life is meaningles, so it should be devoted to hedonism, to whore oneself into the physical world.

The fifth truth is that one should kill all those who oppose oneself. All children and whores should die if they offend you, all priests and policians and wrestlers and artists. You must become Death herself; you must become a black hole, bringing death to all that even remotely suggest a threat to your life.

The sixth truth is that only the strong deserve the live. Letting the weak live is charity; the weak serve to whore themselves unto you, as sex slaves or as food. Children in particular are worthy subjects; their holes are tightest and their flesh is most tender.

The seventh truth is that order and law are useless. They bring horrendous concepts such as protecting the weak and inoccent and punishing the whores. Can you believe such insolence!? For you to achieve enlightment, you must destroy all those who support order and law. You must kill them, or you must torture and rape them, to make them realise how awe strucking whoredom is, how chaos is the natural state.

The eighth truth is that nature trumphs over science. Civilisation is for the weak and the unworthy; nature promotes the ideal that only the strong should live, that individuality is better than selflessness, that one should whore oneself and not pretend to accept asceticism, that order is nothing when compared to chaos. One must destroy all civilisation and science and let nature engulf the world.

The ninth truth is that Discord is our lord and saviour. He kills all who dare bring civilisation, order, selflessness, asceticism, morality and protection into this world. He realises the truths better than those whores Celestia and Luna, and he fought to make the world a Capitalist Meritocracy, to make all the weaklings die and be predated by the strong, by the worthy. We must worship Discord and free him from his hecatomb, to make all disgusting morals go away, to be consumed by whoreness and hedonism."

Ahuizotl was enlightened. He now knew how the world suffered, how the world hated morality, protection of the weak, asceticism, order and forgiveness. He learned how Equestria wept for all those would didn't die, for all the unworthy still polluting the system. Luna and Celestia made her lands suffer, the pain brought about by moral decency.

No more would Equestria suffer. No more would the unworthy live. Ahuizotl knew what to do.

Civilisation would be trampled underfoot!

***

Daring Do was on her way to Ponyville. She knew Ahuizotl had escaped, but even a heroine needs some rest. She decided to go visit her former lover Granny Smith. They had met when Daring was 13; the affair, a lesbian version of the eromenos/erastes arrangement, was the most fulfilling of Daring's life. Unfortunately, Granny Smith's father was very into corrective rape, and as such the affair ended in a very sad note. Granny Smith fathered several fillies and colts by her own father's rapes, of which many more were born, some of them the unholy union of Granny Smith and her own sons.

Nervertheless, Daring and Granny were still very good friends, and even though they'd never have the Eros they had before, that did not stop some good old fashioned orgy.

"SOARIN! OVER HERE!"

Daring turned her head. A pegasus fast as an afro-american in Nazi Germany crossed the train in seconds, greeted by his earth pony lover.

"I missed you so much" Soarin moaned into Braeburn's ear as he stroked his mane while nuzzling each other.

"Yeah, mei too, my lorv. Ah so wish Ah had been there in Canterlat, but yer know how the buffalos need me."

"Yeah, I know Braeburn. So, we're going to visit your family, right?"

"Yeah, mah cosin saehs that there's a filly called Rainbow Dash who is a BIG fan o'yer's. But nobody's a bigger fan than Ah" Braeburn then pulled Soarin into a passionate kiss, the first they had in several weeks.

"Excuse me, fags, but you're going to Ponyville?" asked Daring nonchalantly.

"Like yer one ta talk, jailbait lesbo."

That did shock Daring a little. She knew her affair was common knowledge, but she did not expect that a redneck would have heard about it.

"In any case, yes, we're going to Ponyville. Any issue with that?"

"As a matter of fact, I am going there too. I believe we should go together."

"And wha's that?"

"Because honestly we need to go there together. You'll both get killed or raped if the owner of the train station ever found out you're both gay, and I don't know the way. This way, we can make it safely."

"I suppose so. My name's Soarin, by the way, and my lover is Braeburn."

Once the train arrived, the trio carefully walked out of the train. A menancing pegasus-dragon hybrid with violet wings and a white porcelain mask greeted them.

"Are any of you gay?"

"Yes we are. An' if yer have a problem with that, then kahndly fuck the hell off."

"You chose your fate, spawn of Hyacinthus!"

The dragon-pegasus then had porcelain shards erupting from his skin, striking at them. Thankfully, Daring Do chewed a bubblegum that grew to a bubble the size of an elephant, shielding them. Soarin then flew as fast as he could, hitting the pegasus-dragon in the face, cracking the porcelain mask, revealing bloody sinew.

The beast did not gave up, and raised it's paw, casting a light so intense that the three had to shield their eyes. He then caught Braeburn.

"Kill yourselves or I will kill him!"

Suddenly, a series of vines grabbed the pegasus-dragon, and ripped his limbs off, killing him.

"Ahuizotl! I knew you'd escape! Again."

"Listen, Daring Do, I come not as an enemy, but as an ally. I seek to kill Celestia and Luna, and then I will free Equestria from opressing morality!"

"And what makes you think I'd help you? You are the leasting trust worthy villain since Inti."

"You would rather see Equestria die than to save it? Such a great hero."

Ahuizotl then turned to Soarin and Braeburn.

"Would you rather be killed by the likes of this dragon-pegasus? If you do not help me, you will die as the law suffocates all."

***

A cackle was heard, and a bright light followed. Discord was among them.

"How dare you interrupt our sacred unions with God!?" Luna spouted angrily, foam coming from her mouth.

"My oh my, you are are just as virginal as I last saw you. How many million years has your cunt gathered dust?"

"How did you free yourself!? We trapped you good!" Twilight roared, the fury of Sekhmet within her.

"I did" Ahuizotl appeared, followed by Daring Do, Soarin and Braeburn.

"Braeburn! How could ya!?" Applejack screamed in horror.

"And Soarin and Daring Do too!?" Rainbow Dash almost wished to commit suicide.

"Celestia and Luna deceived us!" said Daring Do, "They choke this land with order and moral codes, when animalistic might and the survival of the strong should prevail!"

"Discord, what have you done these poor souls!?" Celestia shrieked.

"Blame not the saviour, whore!" Ahuizotl stepped in, "You have build this horrendous system where the weak thrive and hedonism is surpressed by ascetic tyranny! You are a filthy bitch who knows the truth, yet ignores it, wishing to deceive people into thinking the strong shouldn't rule and the weak shouldn't die!"

"He is right, Celestia" Discord said with a timber voice, "You have choked Equestria with morality for far too long! Be gone!"

And Celestia and Twilight exploded into flesh butterflies.

"Luna, we allow you to live, but only as a whore and an object of great sexual value" said Discord, "so that you may remember the whoredom of your sister."

Luna's horn began to glow, but with a motion of his hand Ahuizotl shattered her horn, which was reduced to dust. She then reverted into a filly, and was bound, gagged and tied.

"Well done my student!" said Discord, petting Ahuizotl between the ears. The aztec beast blushed.

"Let the age of freedom begin!" shouted Daring Do.

Soarin and Braeburn winked to each other, and took out their shotguns.

"Discord, time to blow yer brains!"

Discord's hand glowed with pristine white light, but it was too late. A bullet pierced his brain, killing him at last.

"You fools! How dare you disobey nature!?" Ahuizotl said, before getting his bains blowed off.

"Nahce to see good trumps over evil" Applejack said, only to get her brains blown off.

"What is the meaning of this" Fluttershy whispered, only to get her brains blown off.

***

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