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  "writing": "[b]College Boys: Max & Elijah in Cat Frats and Nostalgia Boners Pt. I[/b]\n--\n©20xx, by Hairtrigger Hyena, All Rights Reserved, Void Where Prohibited! It's fine to repost this just please make sure to credit me ^^\n\nAll characters and events are Extremely Cute any resemblance to not cute stuff is purely coincidental!\n--\n\n[b]Five Years in the Future![/b]\n[B][i]Sigma Epsilon Mu[/i] Fraternity House[/b]\n\n“So, how do you feel about it?” The white-furred serval asked before lifting the bong to his lips.\n\nMax sighed loudly and looked around the cramped dorm room, groping for a way to put his volatile feelings into words, “Man, I don’t even know.”\n\n“Then hit this shit,” Elijah blew out a cloud of smoke as he talked, “and you’ll figure it out.”\n\nMax reluctantly took the proffered bong, thanks to his anxiety he didn’t usually have the best reaction to weed, and on top of that, both the water and glass of the bong looked absolutely disgusting; he vaguely wondered if bong water could carry diseases. But he’d even take a marijuana panic attack over how low he felt at the moment. The jackal grimaced as he held the foul smelling glass tube to his lips and snapped the other half of the bowl, instantly coughing as the harsh smoke burned his lungs.\n\n“Fuck yeah,” Elijah agreed in a stoned, mellow purr, the whites of his icy blue feline eyes - eyes that Max [i]still[/i] found a little bit scary even now that he was – on paper at least – a full blown grown-up – were comically bloodshot behind his glasses, “took that like a fuckin’ champ.”\n\nStill coughing, Max set the bong on the low, heavily scarred but sturdily built thrift store coffee table.\n\n“So Martin got himself a girlfriend,” Elijah mused, mostly to himself, the lean serval sat with his long legs spread wide and idly scratched at his nuts through his basketball shorts.\n\n“Yeah,” Max agreed miserably once his coughing spasm had passed, “I’m fine with it, it’s fine.”\n\n“Yeah, you sound real fine with it,” Elijah replied, totally deadpan. The serval snatched two cans of Sierra’s Best Lager from the six-pack next to the coffee table and passed one to Max before popping the ring tab and draining half of the beer at a draught. Elijah threw the can down indifferently on the table – without a coaster, Max noted with an internal wince – and leaned back with his arms stretched along the back of the couch with his eyes closed and let out a long, sonorous belch.\n\nIn spite of his black mood Max snorted with laughter, “Gross!”\n\n“Better out than in,” Elijah shrugged and finished his beer. \n\nMax flinched as Elijah lazily shot the can over his head without even opening his eyes, the jackal felt a pang of jealousy as he turned just in time to see the beer can bounce off of a disgusting, beer stained patch on the wall and into a trashcan already full of empties. If [i]he[/i] had tried that he’d have somehow ended up burning down Elijah’s frat house or something.\n\n“So you’d hang out with the two of them? Like, you could do that without feeling like total shit and acting like a sad little bitch boy the whole time?” Elijah continued.\n\nMax didn’t feel as disoriented as he usually did while high and found he could actually string several thoughts together if he needed to, “Yeah, I think so, I’ll… I’ll probably get used to it.”\n\nElijah made a disgusted noise that sounded halfway between a hiss and a purr, “You’re not gonna have a panic attack if you see them making out?”\n\n“No,” Max said doubtfully, pausing to sip at the awful tasting beer, “I could handle that, probably.”\n\n“What about when he dips out on spending time with you for her?”\n\nMax frowned, his greatest worry had been something along those lines, he and Martin already didn’t see nearly as much of each other as they used to. Although they had requested to be roommates, the university administration had instead, with the kind of bland, effortless cruelty only a bureaucracy could truly manage, assigned them to two separate dorms at diametrically opposite ends of the campus. Max’s building wasn’t even technically [i]on[/i] campus it was so far away from everything else. Max stared sullenly down at the beer in his paw, unable to answer.\n\n“Goddamn Max,” Elijah said with more sympathy in his voice than Max had ever heard from the usually cold feline. He tore another beer off of the plastic ring and flexed out his clawtips to pop the tab, “We need to get you laid.”\n\n“What? No!” Max stammered in horror.\n\n“Why the hell not?” Elijah asked.\n\nMax sighed, between the weed and beer he decided to answer truthfully, “Because I’d feel guilty about it! Like I was cheating or something.”\n\nElijah’s eyebrows went up in surprise, “That’s [i]literally[/i] the saddest thing I have ever heard anyone say, ever. I thought you were going to say ‘because I’m only horny for Martin’ or something, not, ‘because I am literally codependent for a dude who’s not even into me’. Fuck’s sake, bro.”\n\nMax shrugged, that wasn’t far off from what his therapist had said, albeit with slightly less swearing.\n\n“How is uh, having sex with someone else going to make me feel better?”\n\n“Bro, I’m pretty sure getting their dick wet is like, literally the solution to like, 99% of people’s problems.”\n\n“I don’t think that’s exactly how it works,” Max said doubtfully.\n\n“Ok, well, let’s go get [i]me[/i] laid, and [i]you[/i] can stand at the bar looking sad to scare away the uggos.”\n\nMax snorted, unable to help himself, “That’s kind of mean, Elijah.”\n\n“Hey dude, I didn’t make the rules, I just gotta follow ‘em,” Elijah flexed out his small, wickedly sharp claw tip again to point at a poster on the wall of the common room.\n\nMax read the block lettered poster with bleary eyes and then broke into musical, stoned giggles. It was the kind of thing you’d expect the common room of a frat house to have hanging on the wall, including such gems of wisdom as [i]Always finish your fucking beer[/i] and [i]no fatties, no uggos.[/i].\n\nElijah broke into a sleepy grin, “Max bro, you should like, laugh more.”\n\n“Isn’t this frat a bunch of science and math nerds?”\n\n“Well, mostly,” Elijah allowed, “But we’re a bunch of science and math nerds who like to get wasted and slay pussy!”\n\nMax burst into laughter again, the sound echoed and flanged in his ears but unusually it didn’t make him feel panicky, “More like, get wasted and slay dragons, then probably like, jack each other off while yelling ‘no homo, bromo!’ the whole time, or like ‘it’s not gay if our nuts don’t touch, bro!’”\n\nElijah frowned, “Maybe, sometimes. I mean, rule number 17 [i]is[/i] literally ‘it’s not gay if the balls don’t touch’.”\n\n“[i]Oh, Chad, you’re wrecking my butthole with your level 69 vorpal pork sword, bromigo[/i]!” Max moaned in a passable imitation of Elijah’s much lower voice, then fell over laughing again.\n\n“Whatever dude, like you’ve done anything this semester except mope around and beat off into a sock,” Elijah said icily, “and sad drunk text me at 3 am when I’ve got a track meet in two hours.”\n\n“Only because I missed you!” Max blurted out and stared down at his beer can, “Sorry, I was just joking around.”\n\n“Ugh, [i]bro[/i]!” Elijah sounded exasperated, “You had my dick like half-chubbed up, actually making fun of me and shit, don’t go all sad-boy on me.”\n\n“You aren’t actually mad?” Max pleaded.\n\n“Nah, dude,” Elijah paused uncomfortably and then stood up, walked over and hugged the jackal, getting a startled squeak from Max, “I missed you too you friggin’ dorklord. C’mon, finish your beer, you can watch me wreck some pussy.”\n\n--\n“Just be yourself,” Elijah offered helpfully, before looking Max up and down, “Ok, maybe don’t be [i]completely[/i] yourself, just like uh, try and have fun, and don’t be weird.”\n\n“Thanks,” Max said dryly, fiddling with the collar of his dress shirt. Elijah brusquely knocked his paw away and straightened it for him, then tightened his Eye of Anubis bolo tie. It had been, of course, a gift from Martin, handcrafted by his silversmith sister Matilda.\n\n“The trick is, you just gotta find one slump buster, then you’re basically home free.”\n\n“I don’t know what that means.”\n\nElijah rolled his eyes, “You crush some low standards, low-grade puss and/or ass and that makes you feel better, which makes you stop being sad because you got your rocks off; then other, non-desperate people will want to fuck you because now you're confident, and the cycle repeats, it’s a positive feedback loop.”\n\n“Really? Does that actually work?”\n\nElijah shifted uneasily, “I mean, that’s what Noah and Ethan keep telling me.”\n\n“Have you tried it?”\n\n“Not as such, no. But [i]I[/i] also don’t have a stubby little boner for a dude who couldn’t even be assed to take a two hour train ride to hang out with his bros for the weekend,” Elijah said with a bitterness that surprised even himself. Max thought that he might not be the only one with some unresolved feelings about Martin.\n\n“I told you he’s got a girlfriend,” it didn’t get any easier to say out loud it turned out.\n\n“Ugh, what’s this skank like anyways?” \n\n“Kind of scary,” Max replied cautiously.\n\n“Is she [i]actually[/i] scary, or just scary to you?”\n\n“I’m um, not entirely sure,” Max admitted, it was weird being around someone who knew him so well, “she’s a bat though!”\n\nElijah nodded, “there are some pretty fine as hell bat girls.”\n\n“Uh, there’s kind of another problem,” Max said hesitantly.\n\n“What now?” Elijah rolled his eyes.\n\n“I’ve uh, never actually um, [i]done anything[/i] with a girl before.”\n\nMax expected an excoriating retort from the serval but Elijah’s response was surprisingly muted, “There's dudes there too, it's a university bar, [i]somebody's[/i] gotta be willing to let you stick your dick in them. \"C'mon, the next tram's in five minutes.\"\n\n--\n\n[B]The Silver Peso Bar & Grill[/b]\n\n“Ohmygaawd! Hi!” The slender canine girl seemed so excited to see Max that he had at first thought she had mistaken him for someone else.\n\n“Uh, hi,” Max managed a weak wave, in his peripheral vision he caught Elijah rolling his eyes as he took a shot.\n\n“Are you really a jackal? I thought I was literally the only one here,” the girl, who still managed to be taller than Max, leaned forward and looked over his shoulder at the back of his neck. Max caught a hint of perfume and had to use all of his focus to not get a truly pharaonic panic erection.\n\n“Ohmygawd, you [i]are[/i]!” the jackal girl thankfully moved away so that he wasn’t staring directly at her chest, her sunflower patterned dress wasn’t exactly cut low or anything, but even seeing a hint of the top of her small breasts was more thrilling than Max had been prepared for.\n\n“Uh, I guess I am,” Max said uncertainly, he could definitely feel the joint they’d smoked and several shots they’d taken on the tram ride downtown and he felt beyond tongue tied. In actual fact, he felt like he had severe brain damage, even his anxiety felt stupid and confused.\n\n“I’m Ash.”\n\n“Max,” Max stammered, “My name Max. I mean, uh, my name is Max.”\n\n“What’s up? I’m Eli,” Elijah introduced himself while giving Max a withering glare, the jackal was literally hopeless.\n\n“Do you want to dance?” the taller girl asked Max over the din of club music. Max looked helplessly at Elijah who gestured for him to go with a frantic shooing motion.\n\nMax had been worried that he wouldn’t be any good at dancing, a significant part of why he'd decided to become a scribe when he was eight had been that it had meant not having to dance in Temple rituals; but it looked as though everyone on the dance floor was alternating between flailing wildly and grinding against each other, and he felt like he might be drunk enough to manage wild flailing. His stomach suddenly clenched with anxiety, he didn’t always handle close contact particularly well either, even if he could manage to feign some kind of ability to dance. He could only imagine how ticked Ash would be if she saw him get a panic boner while they were dancing.\n\n“I uh, don’t know how to dance,” Max had to yell to be heard as she led him by the paw closer to the dancefloor.\n\n“Just do what I do, you’ll be fine!” Ash said cheerfully as the slender girl muscled her way through the crowd with an ease that belied her size.\n\nAfter finding a small empty space in the crowd, Ash turned to face Max, already moving to the thudding beat of the dance music. Max tried to mimic her movements but the slender girl had either actually danced before, or had some innate skill at it, or both and he thought he must look like he was starting to have a seizure.\n\n\"Uh, here,\" Ash grabbed Max's paws and set them on her hips, \"just move along with me.\"\n\nMax had to remind himself not to let his tongue loll out of his mouth, the warmth beneath his pawpads was delicious, and even over the reek of stale beer and sweat standing this close to her he could faintly smell her perfume. Ash grinned at him as she swayed her hips and Max actually managed to more or less mimic her movements.\n\n\"You're a natural,\" Ash yelled over the din and to Max's amazement, turned away from him and pressed her back against his body.\n\n\"C'mon, keep dancing,\" Ash yelled over her shoulder, still moving to the music. Max, frozen in surprise, somehow managed to start moving again, despite the fact that a girl's butt was definitely touching him and that he'd immediately sprouted the hardest hard-on in recent memory.\n\nTo Max's astonishment, Ash didn't seem to mind, dancing as though he totally wasn't about to blow his load in his khakis. In fact, if he hadn't known better he'd have thought she might have been purposely grinding against him even harder!\n\nMax managed to at least pretend to keep dancing, even when Ash reached back to stroke at his ears. Finally she turned back towards the startled looking jackal boy and gave him a knowing smile. Dancing closer to Max, Ash nuzzled against him, and, again nearly managing to set off Max's only partially tamed hair trigger, briefly lifted the hem of her skirt and gave him a brief flash of her yellow cotton panties.\n\n\"Let's go get some drinks,\" Ash said to the wide-eyed Max once the music quieted between tracks.\n\n--\n“You just drop the shot glass in and then chug it, you gotta do it fast though or it’ll get nasty,” Elijah patiently explained to the the two sweaty jackals before picking up his glass of stout and double shotglass of whisky and Eireish cream and waited for Max and Ash.\n\n“Let’s get wrecked!” Max raised his glass then dropped his shot into the black beer and tossed it back, sloshing milky tan froth onto his whiskers and the front of his dress shirt.\n\n“To getting wrecked!” Ash and Elijah echoed and followed suit, Elijah neatly letting his shot slide down the side of the glass and chugging the drink with no spillage. Ash’s attempt was closer to Max’s, she finished almost half then set the glass down, sputtering for air.\n\nThe jackal girl wrinkled her nose as she peered into her pint glass at the curdled mess the drink had turned into.\n\n“You still gotta finish it,” Elijah joked, “it’s bad luck if you don’t.”\n\n“Ew, hell no,” Ash said firmly.\n\n“I got you covered,” Max said confidently and immediately chugged down the chunky sludge, he felt his gorge rise but easily fought back his gag reflex without any visible reaction.\n\nAsh laughed, the sound was light and musical. As he watched the girl toss back her head, Max felt a twitch from the somewhat damp, sweaty confines of his boxers, his face going hot as he realized he was feeling, if not love, at least lust at first sight. \n\n“Yeah, Maxxie’s [i]great[/i] at swallowing it all,” Elijah leered drunkenly.\n\nMax grinned shyly and licked the moustache of curdled sludge off of his chops then looked thoughtful for a moment, “Nah, this tasted way better than your nasty cat cum.”\n\nElijah sputtered and his tail puffed out in startled anger while Ash laughed and rolled her eyes; the warm, nice sensation in Max’s chest intensified, it was like the opposite of anxiety.\n--\n\n\"Last call!\" The bartender bellowed as the throbbing music died. Elijah, who Max had watched strike out with a succession of girls (and at the end, one cute tiger boy), raised his finger and ordered another double of tequila. The white-furred serval spun wildly on his bar seat as he finished his drink.\n\n\"Guess it's just... you 'n me, Maxwell,\" Elijah said glumly to Max, who didn't respond.\n\n\"I said... oh,\" Elijah squinted through bleary eyes at his friend, who somehow had a girl sitting on his lap and was actually kissing her!\n\n\"Maaaaax!\" Elijah roared, startling the jackal so bad he nearly dumped Ash off of his lap, \"Maxxie, wanna go home.\"\n\n\"Oh, uh, sorry,\" Max said regretfully to Ash, looking at the drunken serval with a blend of sympathy and irritation, \"I should probably get Elijah home.\"\n\n\"Nuh-uh!\" Elijah slid off the barstool to his feet, remaining surprisingly steady, \"I c'n go home on my own! Ssservals always find their way... home.\"\n\n\"Are you sure? I mean they're literally about to close,\" Max asked incredulously, he couldn't imagine Elijah successfully getting on a tram in his current state.\n\n\"Yesss,\" Elijah sketched a salute, \"You should, walk your friend... home.\"\n\n\"Oh!\" Max felt a blush creep up to the tips of his ears, after they'd started drinking in earnest he hadn't even thought about his original objective, they'd just been having fun and then suddenly he and Ash had started making out. Presumably, if things went well he would get her phone number, then after five or six successful dates they would discuss possibly doing something with their clothes off, at least that was how Max thought it worked in the real world!\n\n\"You definitely need someone to walk you home,\" Ash said sternly, making Max's heart sink before her face broke into a sly grin, \"But I could come with you.\"\n\n\"Nah, nah,\" Elijah waved them off, \"I'll take a cab if you're so worried about it. Go on and punch Maxxie's V-card.\"\n\nAsh snorted with laughter, \"V-card?\"\n\n\"Maxwell's a [i]virgin[/i]!\" Elijah announced louder than Max would have liked as he unsteadily walked towards the door.\n\n--\n\n“I thought you said you were new at this,” Ash teased lightly, her breathing a little unsteady now as Max licked and kissed his way down from her neck.\n\nMax paused and looked up, the odd calm that had overtaken him once Ash had led him to her bedroom briefly departed and once more he was just nervous, sex anxious Max again.\n\n“Just sayin’, you [i]haah[/i] seem like you know what you’re doing,” Ash grinned wolfishly.\n\nMax blushed to the tips of his ears, “Well, my uh, friends were all boys but they still made me learn stuff for if I ever, y’know, did anything with a girl.”\n\n“That’s ah pretty hot,” Ash rolled her hips against Max’s paw, which had shyly advanced up the inside of her thigh and was currently toying at the edge of her panties. Earlier, she had mostly thought Max and his friend had just been horny boys posturing, but apparently there was more to Max than met the eye.\n\nMax frowned, all of his self-doubt had come back, along with a hefty dose of missing Martin on top of that. He’d have given just about anything to be with the coyote right then, even if it turned out to be the most prosaic, unromantic hang out ever.\n\n“Shit, did I say something wrong?” Ash looked worried and sat back on her knees, “Sorry, I didn’t mean to like, make you self conscious.”\n\nMax shook his head and smiled weakly, “No, I’m fine.”\n\n“You don’t [i]look[/i] fine,” Ash raised an eyebrow.\n\nMax sighed, “I’m sorry, I just started thinking about my uh, well, I don’t know exactly what he is, best friend with benefits, I guess.”\n\n“The cat guy? I mean, he’s cute but he was kind of an asshole.”\n\n“Serval,” Max corrected automatically, nothing made Elijah fussier than being called a regular [i]cat[/i], “But no, Martin, the uh, coyote I was talking about earlier. I started feeling kind of uh, well, guilty I guess.”\n\n“Ohh, well you know, he’d probably be happy to hear you got laid.”\n\n“Huh,” Max said thoughtfully, the two most likely outcomes were either Martin would be jealous or Martin would be happy for him, and he thought he could live with either option. A jealous Martin was a Martin who might pay more attention to him at least.\n\n“If it makes you feel any better,” Ash said, pausing to kiss Max and unbutton the fly of his tented boxer shorts, “I’ve only given like, one and a half blowjobs before.”\n\n“Really?!” That did, actually make Max feel better, by comparison he was basically a blowjob champion.\n\n“Do I seem like I’ve sucked a ton of dicks?”\n\n“Well, you don’t seem nervous, and I’ve sucked lots of cocks and I still get nervous. One time, I even gave a blowjob to the two best hung guys at school at the same time!” Max realized he was starting to babble.\n\n“I [i]am[/i] a little bit nervous, especially since I’m competing with horny high school jackal boys apparently,” Ash shrugged, “I guess I’m just better at hiding it.”\n\nMax instinctively cringed in preparation for whatever, likely negative reaction Ash might have to his erection springing out into the open. Instead she nodded appreciatively.\n\n“You’re not uh, exactly what I expected,” Ash said wryly, running the pad of her finger along the pre-cum slick shaft and head of Max’s cock.\n\n“Sorry!” Max exclaimed, that could be interpreted any number of ways, most of them bad.\n\n“Nah, don’t be, if you were what I expected you’d probably be kind of an asshole with a tiny dick who bailed as soon as you got off. Just like, try and relax, I promise I’m not going to make fun of you or anything, you’re cute and you’ve got a nice cock.”\n\n“I think you’re cute too,” Max said shyly, it was true, Ash was pretty even by the already elevated standards of jackal girls.\n\nAsh smiled, “I bet you say that to all the girls you go home with.”\n\n“Oh no! I’ve never gone home with a girl! I’ve barely even gone home with any guys unless you count Elijah.”\n\n“I was joking, c’mon, lie down I wanna suck your dick.”\n\nMartin shivered, his cock twitched and dribbled an impressive string of pre-cum onto the duvet, her forthright manner nearly setting off his hair trigger.\n\nMax blushed, “I might not um, last very long.”\n\n“That’s cool, just like, give me a warning. And uh,” the jackal girl looked slightly embarrassed for the first time, “feel free to grab my hair, just like, not super hard “\n\nMax’s ears perked up, “Oh! I like when guys do that too!”\n\nAsh leaned down between Max’s thighs, nuzzling against the nervous boy’s still raging hard-on and dragging her tongue along the underside, finishing with a swipe of her tongue across the tip that picked up a string of pre-cum. Max let out something between a squeak and a moan.\n\nAsh made a contented noise and ran the tip of her slender, pink tongue around the flared rim of the head. Martin moaned louder than he’d meant to and grabbed at the jackal girl’s long hair, Ash moaned and used one graceful paw to fondle Max’s nuts while the other reached between her legs.\n\n“Oh! Um, ah, Ash!” Max struggled to remember words, it had been so long since his dick had gotten anything other than depression dulled masturbation that the hot, wet sensation of Ash’s mouth proved to be more than a match for Max’s only partly tamed hair trigger. Max moaned and, lost in the moment thrust his hips while Ash tightened her lips around his slick shaft.\n\n“Gonna… unh cum,” Max tightened his grip on Ash’s head and pumped his hips, savoring the wet noise of his cock hitting the back of her throat. Ash moaned around the twitching length in her mouth, the fingers of one hand teasing around her clit but not fully rubbing it while the other grabbed frantically at Max’s soft butt.\n\nWith a groan that was more of a sigh of relief, Max shuddered and emptied his nuts into the moaning jackal girl’s mouth in three jets so hard that Max's vision greyed out with each one . Ash waited for the final remnants to trickle out and pulled off of Max’s only slightly flagging cock with an audible pop, making him shudder as her soft lips slid over his post-nut sensitive glans.\n\n“Don’t swallow,” Max ordered, sounding much calmer, “Let me see.“\n\nBlushing, Ash looked up at him and opened her mouth, showing off the impressive load he’d painted her tongue with. Max’s erection immediately stiffened back to full hardness, without thinking, he helped Ash up to her knees and then kissed her without warning, the astringent, musky taste of his cum flooding his mouth as their tongues frantically twisted and writhed in each other’s mouths. Without hesitating, Max grabbed Ash’s butt with one paw and ran the other one between her thighs, his middle finger easily slid between the slick lips of her pussy and he realized that almost without thinking, he had done it, he was touching a pussy! Ash’s hot, slick tunnel felt a little weird, similar to but not exactly the same as fingering a butt. He carefully slid his finger in and out, curling it slightly and trying to remember the spots he was supposed to put pressure on.\n\nTheir tongues still aggressively twisting and smearing Max’s load all over, Ash made a ring with her thumb and forefinger and began briskly stroking Max’s cock.\n\nGasping, Ash finally broke the kiss, her mouth slick with spit and cum.\n\n\"I uh, think you should start fucking me.\"\n\n--\n\n\n“Yeah!” Ash moaned enthusiastically, “give it to me harder!”\n\nMax tried to keep his thrusting consistent but the novel sensation of Ash’s pussy gripping his cock kept forcing him to slow down to prevent immediately blowing his load again. He grabbed at one of Ash’s shoulders and began thrusting hard forward as he pulled her back against him, watching the slick shaft of his penis disappearing in between the jackal girl’s toned thighs was almost hypnotic.\n\n“Ahh Max!” Ash breathed, pushing back against his thrusts hard enough to throw off his rhythm. Each time his cock bottomed out Max was sure he was going to cum, but somehow he held on through sheer force of will.\n\n“I’m ah getting close,” Max panted in between kissing and biting at Ash’s neck.\n\n“Don’t stop,” Ash moaned, despite his inexperience, the size of Max’s cock and his relatively even rhythm felt perfect. \n\n“Should I um, pull out?” Max’s voice contained a hint of anxiety.\n\n“Only [i]anh anh[/i] if you want to shoot it on my face,” Ash grinned, enjoying how unrestrained she felt with the odd jackal boy, “You can cum in my pussy, if you ask nicely.”\n\n“Oh uh, [i]unh ah[/i] may I um, cum in your um, pussy?” Max asked shyly, he hadn’t known that was tue correct protocol.\n\n“I meant [i]ahh[/i] call me a little slut and tell me [i]unh[/i] to take it all.”\n\nMax’s face went hot with embarrassment but he found the idea kind of exciting too, usually he only got talking really filthy when he and Elijah were doing stuff.\n\n“Y-you want me to [i]hah[/i] blow my load in your um, slutty little ah, pussy?” Max asked with an endearing mix of assertiveness and embarassment. Somehow managing to keep going and not immediately start shooting his load.\n\n“Ahh keep going,” Ash moaned, rolling her hips, “don’t hold back, get dirtier.”\n\nFeeling more confident now, Max sped up, jackhammering into the jackal girl’s tight, gripping pussy, “Y-yeah, t-take it, t-tell me you love my big cock.”\n\n“[i]Haah Max[/i],” Ash whined, “you’re too big.”\n\nWithout warning, Max realized he’d crossed the point of no return and went all out, clamping his jaws onto Ash’s neck and bottoming out in the moaning jackal. With a shudder and a growl he pumped his load into Ash’s tight pussy, his thrusting getting uneven and his breathing ragged. With a shiver his orgasm ran its course and Max found himself panting between Ash's small breasts.\n\n“W-was that ok?” Max lifted himself up so he wasn’t laying on top of her.\n\n“Way better than ok,” Ash smiled, her chest still heaving as she caught her breath.\n\n“You didn’t um, finish though?” Max had been told conflicting things about girls and orgasms, and it was one of the points he felt very unsure about. Not that they couldn't have them, but according to Gaius depending on the girl it could range from incredibly obvious to completely discreet.\n\nAsh shook her head, “You got me closer than anybody else though, but I’m pretty sure I can only get off with my fingers.”\n\n“Could I try?” Max said eagerly, his softening penis reversing its course at the thought, “I could clean you up!”\n\nAsh’s breath caught in her throat, “You wanna lap your cum out of my pussy?”\n\nMax nodded.\n\nMax kissed the insides of Ash’s damp thighs, the mix of bland cum and tangy girl smell giving him a kind of sore hard-on.\n\n“Mm, good boy,” Ash ran her fingers through Max’s headfur and urged him on. The jackal girl moaned lustily as Max eagerly slid his tongue all the way down and wormed the slender, pink organ against her anus, poking slightly past the ring of muscle before slowly licking his way upwards, parting the puffy lips of Ash’s pussy and licking up the watery cum that leaked out.\n\n\"Oh fuck,\" Ash moaned as Max worked his tongue inside her, \"that's good, but lick higher up.\"\n\nMax slid his tongue free and licked his way up to the small, hooded bud of Ash's clit, lapping at it as gently as he could manage. He looked up from his work with a quizzical expression as Ash pressed her finger against her clit.\n\n\"Keep [i]haah[/i] licking, just need a little -\" Ash cut herself off with a lusty moan and humped against the confused looking Max's face. Finally realizing what was happening, Max began licking at Ash's clit and finger as the other jackal rode out her climax.\n\n\"Goddamn,\" Ash ruffled Max's thick headfur as he licked his whiskers clean.\n\n\"I've never seen a girl cum before,\" Max said bashfully.\n\n\"You got lucky, sometimes I uh, kinda squirt a little,\" Ash flopped back onto her rumpled bedding.\n\n\"Cass, uh, my friend, told me about that!\" Max said excitedly, \"I thought he was just messing with me.\"\n\n\"Play your cards right and maybe you'll get to see it happen.\"\n--\n\nUnseen, Max’s phone buzzed several times with rapid fire notifications from where it lay on the small nightstand.\n\n[B]R U getin labs\n*Laid lol\nCum home n suk my dicccck lol\nU can look at my secret martin album wile u jerk off\nI got pix of in just his hat\nOk fine ill jerk u off u fuckin baby\nJfc fine ill blow u but u gota lm fuvk u\nFuk ur hole is soooo tite dude\nCmooon come ride my diiiiick\nMaaaax\nMaaax im drunk n hard\nUr a dickhole\n{Out of focus picture of what might be an erect penis}\nIf I pass out u betwe wake me up with a bj\nU r such a bitch ill even cuddle u after I reck ur ass[/B]\n\n--\nMax stumbled into the frat house at some point before dawn. Ash, who he had not realized lived with her parents until far too late to keep from making noise, had offered to let him spend the night, but Max was both worried about Elijah and didn't think his anxiety could handle facing the parents of the girl he'd just banged. Instead he'd made the several kilometer walk back to the frat house, miraculously managing to find it without getting lost or mugged while walking through the now quiet city streets.\n\nElijah, it turned out, had actually called a cab and had gotten home just fine, neither drowning in his own vomit nor having burned the frat down while drunkenly lighting his marijuana bong as Max had imagined.\n\n“No way, bullshit,” Elijah scoffed from where he was sprawled out on the couch, although it wasn’t like Max to lie about anything, maybe he was drunk enough to try or something, “You walked her home and were too much of a pussy to even try and kiss her goodnight. Like, [i]maybe[/i] she threw you a pity handjob when she saw all seven centimeters you’re packing, but no fuckin’ [i]way[/i] did you fuck a hot girl, bro.”\n\n“I did!” Max insisted and unzipped his khakis, “We had,” Max dropped his voice to a conspiratorial whisper, “[i]sex[/i]!”\n\n“Bro, I don’t wanna see your weird jackal dork,” Elijah protested weakly, he was in fact, horny enough to do whatever Max wanted him to do and he definitely didn’t mind seeing Max’s cut jackal dick.\n\n“Look!” Max unbuttoned his boxers and fished his flaccid penis out between thumb and forefinger. Elijah put on his glasses and leaned forward, squinting at the jackal's modest, circumcised penis.\n\n“What am I looking at? Other than the world’s most average jackal cock.” Elijah asked, it looked about like it always had, maybe a little bit bigger since he’d last seen it, the head was maybe kind of red and slick looking but it wasn’t like he kept a color chart for Max’s dick, and he’d probably just creamed his jeans thinking about riding his dick once he got back.\n\n“It’s still wet,” Max declared.\n\n“Ok, so you still have a hair trigger,” Elijah said sourly.\n\n“No, it’s from –“ Max paused and looked around to make sure no one else was around, which was kind of ridiculous considering they were in Elijah’s dorm room in an empty frat house, then dropped his voice, “from her [i]pussy[/i]!”\n\nElijah leaned forward and gave Max’s penis a delicate sniff,  “Huh, well holy shit.”\n\n“Yeah! I told you I – ohhh,” Max’s words were cut off by a breathy moan as the drunk serval licked his cock with his raspy tongue.\n\n“Unngh, careful, it’s kind of tender,” even in the best of times he could barely handle Elijah’s feline tongue, “Also haah isn’t that unh kind of gross?”\n\n“To be fair, I [i]had[/i] planned on fucking her,” Elijah said fussily, stroking at Max’s stiffening penis as he paused the blowjob, “and your dick wouldn’t be sore if you had a foreskin.”\n\n“Well I [i]ah[/i] don’t,” Max tried to grumble and failed at the intense sensation of the serval’s tongue.\n\n“I can’t believe you raw dogged her,” Elijah gave the head of Max’s cock a long, slow lick and was rewarded with seeing the jackal shudder and twitch.\n\n“She uh-[i]ah[/i] said she’s [i]oh[/i] on the pill,” Max said uncertainly.\n\n“Yeah bro, they [i]all[/i] say they’re on the pill when they’re drunk and thirsty for dick. Like literally she was horned up enough to fuck [i]you[/i],” Elijah sighed and looked at Max seriously, “If I let you fuck me are you going to say you love me when you nut again?”\n\nMax’s alcohol reddened snout blushed a deeper red, in all fairness that had only happened [i]once[/i] and it had coincided with one of Max’s periodic episodes of depression mixed with especially bad longing for Martin [i]and[/i] his first time drinking, he’d probably have said that to anyone who’d shown the least amount of interest in him.\n\n“No, I won’t,” Max shook his head quickly, his pulse beginning to speed up as the lithe serval lifted his legs into the air and gracefully whipped off his pants and underwear. To Max’s surprise, the serval didn’t get on all fours, despite his usual claims that he couldn’t cum while looking at Max, but instead remained sitting on the couch, his legs spread with his pale, half-hard cock dangling between them. Elijah yanked open the drawer to the small, shabby end table and pulled out a small, colorful packet of lubricant.\n\n“Ugh, I didn’t say you couldn’t,” Elijah purred as he tore open the packet, “c’mere, get naked.”\n\nMax clumsily pulled off his clothes with none of the grace Elijah had shown, despite not having had nearly as much to drink, and flopped down at the foot of the reclining serval. Elijah coated his finger with lube and reached between his legs, shifting slightly to get better access and giving Max a tantalizing view of the serval’s finger slipping into the pink ring of his asshole.\n\nElijah purred, slowly pumping his finger in and out of himself while his cock quickly grew to full mast. Despite already having nutted twice that evening, Max found himself just as aroused as he had been while dancing with Ash when she’d flashed her panties at him. The jackal clumsily clambered forward and gave Elijah’s long, thick cock a slow lick from base to tip, flicking the slight overhang of foreskin with his tongue at the end.\n\n“Look at this fat, uncut kitty cock,” Max said as he nuzzled at Elijah’s now fully erect penis, briefly moving lower to lick at Elijah’s stretched hole and pistoning finger, getting him a subvocal purr from Elijah. \n\n“You’re [i]unh[/i] terrible at talking dirty, bro.”\n\nMax ignored the dig and planted his pursed lips right on the small bit of exposed, dark purple head, giving Elijah’s leaking cock a chaste smooch before he inexorably pressed his head downwards as slow as he could manage, the tight seal of his lips rolling back the serval’s long foreskin and causing Elijah to loudly gasp at the sensation of Max’s hot, soft lips sliding down the head of his dick and gently tugging his foreskin as far down as it would go, the jackal’s tongue tip lazily teasing at Elijah’s taut frenulum.\n\nMax’s mouth filled with the sharp, familiar taste of Elijah’s cock after an evening of him being particularly horny. It was strangely nostalgic, but unlike everything else that reminded Max of the past it didn’t make him feel particularly sad.\n\n“Oh [i]fuck[/i],” Elijah humped upwards into Max’s mouth and ran his hand through the jackal boy’s thick hair, “I knew you missed [i]unh[/i] sucking my cock.”\n\nMax moaned and made an affirmative noise, moving down until Elijah’s white pubic fur tickled the pad of his nose and the head of his cock bumped against the back of his throat. For all of Elijah’s shit talking, Max knew the serval’s one great weakness.\n\nWith perfect timing, Elijah slid his finger out of his hole and Max squeaked as felt the serval firmly grab hold of his tall ears and begin pressing Max’s head even further down. Max relaxed his throat and whimpered as he took the last few centimeters of serval cock.\n\n“[i]Anh[/i] yeah,” Elijah purred, savoring the sensation of Max’s throat working around the tip of his dick. Still holding the jackal by his ears, Elijah drew back, sliding his cock nearly all the way out, pausing to admire how good it looked with Max’s dick sucking lips on it, and then slid back in to the hilt, fucking Max’s mouth with hard, smooth strokes.\n\nMax moaned as Elijah’s cock jackhammered his mouth, the serval's abs flexing and relaxing with each thrust.\n\n\"Fuck, Maxxie, you look so hot with your mouth on my cock,\" Elijah moaned and sped up his thrusting, the wet sound of the head of his cock hitting the back of the jackal's throat spurring him even closer to blowing what would probably be a spectacular load. He idly wished he had some stocking of panties or something for Max to wear, although he'd take it to his grave, [i]nothing [/i] got Elijah hornier than the jackal pretending to be a girl.\n\n\nWith a drunken moan, Elijah clung to Max's head with one paw and slid his cock free with the other. Max, used to his friend's proclivities, automatically opened his mouth wide.\n\n\"Paint my face, Eli,\" Max moaned, his paw stroking at the serval's tight nutsack.\n\n\"[I]Fff[/i], yeah, don't swallow,\" Elijah grunted before letting out a primal yowl, rubbing the slick head of his cock against Max's tongue, lips, and snout as he frantically pumped his paw. With a moan of relief, the pent up serval took aim and tensed, his short tail frizzing out between his legs. Max whined and opened his mouth wider just in time for a large gout of serval cum to spurt into his mouth and across his cheek. The taste was sharp and familiar, and despite already being on round three, Max found himself getting perilously close to shooting off early.\n\n\"You like my cum, don't you?\" Elijah purred, sliding his cock through the cum pooled on Max's tongue then sliding it through the jackal's short cheek fur. Max moaned an affirmative, idly wondering what the white furred serval was up to. Elijah slid his cock free and sat up so he was face to face with Max, gently stroking the jackal boy's cum streaked cheek, and then, to Max's surprise, leaned forward and gently kissed him, Elijah's raspy tongue lapping up his cum as it lazily twisted against Max's own.\n\nMax jumped as Elijah's nimble fingers teased over his slightly sore hard-on, tracing down to cup at his nuts before forming a ring and giving his cock an idle stroke, then switching again to running the pad of his index finger along the thin, sensitive scar just past the midway point up Max's shaft.\n\n\"Goddamn, I taste good,\" Elijah proclaimed after he finally broke their kiss, licking his whiskers clean, then went on, with unusual concern in his voice, \"Are you good to fuck me, 'cause I can just suck you off if you're feeling uh, y'know, [i]sensitive[/i].\"\n\nMax shook his head, finding himself unusually confident, \"S-spread your legs, I wanna watch you finger your um, boy pussy.\"\n\nElijah's eyebrows went up, \"Look at you, you're gonna get me hard again.\"\n\n[I]To Be Continued![/i]\n \n",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'><strong>College Boys: Max &amp; Elijah in Cat Frats and Nostalgia Boners Pt. I</strong><br />--<br />&copy;20xx, by Hairtrigger Hyena, All Rights Reserved, Void Where Prohibited! It&#039;s fine to repost this just please make sure to credit me ^^<br /><br />All characters and events are Extremely Cute any resemblance to not cute stuff is purely coincidental!<br />--<br /><br /><strong>Five Years in the Future!</strong><br /><strong><em>Sigma Epsilon Mu</em> Fraternity House</strong><br /><br />&ldquo;So, how do you feel about it?&rdquo; The white-furred serval asked before lifting the bong to his lips.<br /><br />Max sighed loudly and looked around the cramped dorm room, groping for a way to put his volatile feelings into words, &ldquo;Man, I don&rsquo;t even know.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Then hit this shit,&rdquo; Elijah blew out a cloud of smoke as he talked, &ldquo;and you&rsquo;ll figure it out.&rdquo;<br /><br />Max reluctantly took the proffered bong, thanks to his anxiety he didn&rsquo;t usually have the best reaction to weed, and on top of that, both the water and glass of the bong looked absolutely disgusting; he vaguely wondered if bong water could carry diseases. But he&rsquo;d even take a marijuana panic attack over how low he felt at the moment. The jackal grimaced as he held the foul smelling glass tube to his lips and snapped the other half of the bowl, instantly coughing as the harsh smoke burned his lungs.<br /><br />&ldquo;Fuck yeah,&rdquo; Elijah agreed in a stoned, mellow purr, the whites of his icy blue feline eyes - eyes that Max <em>still</em> found a little bit scary even now that he was &ndash; on paper at least &ndash; a full blown grown-up &ndash; were comically bloodshot behind his glasses, &ldquo;took that like a fuckin&rsquo; champ.&rdquo;<br /><br />Still coughing, Max set the bong on the low, heavily scarred but sturdily built thrift store coffee table.<br /><br />&ldquo;So Martin got himself a girlfriend,&rdquo; Elijah mused, mostly to himself, the lean serval sat with his long legs spread wide and idly scratched at his nuts through his basketball shorts.<br /><br />&ldquo;Yeah,&rdquo; Max agreed miserably once his coughing spasm had passed, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m fine with it, it&rsquo;s fine.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Yeah, you sound real fine with it,&rdquo; Elijah replied, totally deadpan. The serval snatched two cans of Sierra&rsquo;s Best Lager from the six-pack next to the coffee table and passed one to Max before popping the ring tab and draining half of the beer at a draught. Elijah threw the can down indifferently on the table &ndash; without a coaster, Max noted with an internal wince &ndash; and leaned back with his arms stretched along the back of the couch with his eyes closed and let out a long, sonorous belch.<br /><br />In spite of his black mood Max snorted with laughter, &ldquo;Gross!&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Better out than in,&rdquo; Elijah shrugged and finished his beer. <br /><br />Max flinched as Elijah lazily shot the can over his head without even opening his eyes, the jackal felt a pang of jealousy as he turned just in time to see the beer can bounce off of a disgusting, beer stained patch on the wall and into a trashcan already full of empties. If <em>he</em> had tried that he&rsquo;d have somehow ended up burning down Elijah&rsquo;s frat house or something.<br /><br />&ldquo;So you&rsquo;d hang out with the two of them? Like, you could do that without feeling like total shit and acting like a sad little bitch boy the whole time?&rdquo; Elijah continued.<br /><br />Max didn&rsquo;t feel as disoriented as he usually did while high and found he could actually string several thoughts together if he needed to, &ldquo;Yeah, I think so, I&rsquo;ll&hellip; I&rsquo;ll probably get used to it.&rdquo;<br /><br />Elijah made a disgusted noise that sounded halfway between a hiss and a purr, &ldquo;You&rsquo;re not gonna have a panic attack if you see them making out?&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;No,&rdquo; Max said doubtfully, pausing to sip at the awful tasting beer, &ldquo;I could handle that, probably.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;What about when he dips out on spending time with you for her?&rdquo;<br /><br />Max frowned, his greatest worry had been something along those lines, he and Martin already didn&rsquo;t see nearly as much of each other as they used to. Although they had requested to be roommates, the university administration had instead, with the kind of bland, effortless cruelty only a bureaucracy could truly manage, assigned them to two separate dorms at diametrically opposite ends of the campus. Max&rsquo;s building wasn&rsquo;t even technically <em>on</em> campus it was so far away from everything else. Max stared sullenly down at the beer in his paw, unable to answer.<br /><br />&ldquo;Goddamn Max,&rdquo; Elijah said with more sympathy in his voice than Max had ever heard from the usually cold feline. He tore another beer off of the plastic ring and flexed out his clawtips to pop the tab, &ldquo;We need to get you laid.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;What? No!&rdquo; Max stammered in horror.<br /><br />&ldquo;Why the hell not?&rdquo; Elijah asked.<br /><br />Max sighed, between the weed and beer he decided to answer truthfully, &ldquo;Because I&rsquo;d feel guilty about it! Like I was cheating or something.&rdquo;<br /><br />Elijah&rsquo;s eyebrows went up in surprise, &ldquo;That&rsquo;s <em>literally</em> the saddest thing I have ever heard anyone say, ever. I thought you were going to say &lsquo;because I&rsquo;m only horny for Martin&rsquo; or something, not, &lsquo;because I am literally codependent for a dude who&rsquo;s not even into me&rsquo;. Fuck&rsquo;s sake, bro.&rdquo;<br /><br />Max shrugged, that wasn&rsquo;t far off from what his therapist had said, albeit with slightly less swearing.<br /><br />&ldquo;How is uh, having sex with someone else going to make me feel better?&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Bro, I&rsquo;m pretty sure getting their dick wet is like, literally the solution to like, 99% of people&rsquo;s problems.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think that&rsquo;s exactly how it works,&rdquo; Max said doubtfully.<br /><br />&ldquo;Ok, well, let&rsquo;s go get <em>me</em> laid, and <em>you</em> can stand at the bar looking sad to scare away the uggos.&rdquo;<br /><br />Max snorted, unable to help himself, &ldquo;That&rsquo;s kind of mean, Elijah.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Hey dude, I didn&rsquo;t make the rules, I just gotta follow &lsquo;em,&rdquo; Elijah flexed out his small, wickedly sharp claw tip again to point at a poster on the wall of the common room.<br /><br />Max read the block lettered poster with bleary eyes and then broke into musical, stoned giggles. It was the kind of thing you&rsquo;d expect the common room of a frat house to have hanging on the wall, including such gems of wisdom as <em>Always finish your fucking beer</em> and <em>no fatties, no uggos.</em>.<br /><br />Elijah broke into a sleepy grin, &ldquo;Max bro, you should like, laugh more.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Isn&rsquo;t this frat a bunch of science and math nerds?&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Well, mostly,&rdquo; Elijah allowed, &ldquo;But we&rsquo;re a bunch of science and math nerds who like to get wasted and slay pussy!&rdquo;<br /><br />Max burst into laughter again, the sound echoed and flanged in his ears but unusually it didn&rsquo;t make him feel panicky, &ldquo;More like, get wasted and slay dragons, then probably like, jack each other off while yelling &lsquo;no homo, bromo!&rsquo; the whole time, or like &lsquo;it&rsquo;s not gay if our nuts don&rsquo;t touch, bro!&rsquo;&rdquo;<br /><br />Elijah frowned, &ldquo;Maybe, sometimes. I mean, rule number 17 <em>is</em> literally &lsquo;it&rsquo;s not gay if the balls don&rsquo;t touch&rsquo;.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;<em>Oh, Chad, you&rsquo;re wrecking my butthole with your level 69 vorpal pork sword, bromigo</em>!&rdquo; Max moaned in a passable imitation of Elijah&rsquo;s much lower voice, then fell over laughing again.<br /><br />&ldquo;Whatever dude, like you&rsquo;ve done anything this semester except mope around and beat off into a sock,&rdquo; Elijah said icily, &ldquo;and sad drunk text me at 3 am when I&rsquo;ve got a track meet in two hours.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Only because I missed you!&rdquo; Max blurted out and stared down at his beer can, &ldquo;Sorry, I was just joking around.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Ugh, <em>bro</em>!&rdquo; Elijah sounded exasperated, &ldquo;You had my dick like half-chubbed up, actually making fun of me and shit, don&rsquo;t go all sad-boy on me.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;You aren&rsquo;t actually mad?&rdquo; Max pleaded.<br /><br />&ldquo;Nah, dude,&rdquo; Elijah paused uncomfortably and then stood up, walked over and hugged the jackal, getting a startled squeak from Max, &ldquo;I missed you too you friggin&rsquo; dorklord. C&rsquo;mon, finish your beer, you can watch me wreck some pussy.&rdquo;<br /><br />--<br />&ldquo;Just be yourself,&rdquo; Elijah offered helpfully, before looking Max up and down, &ldquo;Ok, maybe don&rsquo;t be <em>completely</em> yourself, just like uh, try and have fun, and don&rsquo;t be weird.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Thanks,&rdquo; Max said dryly, fiddling with the collar of his dress shirt. Elijah brusquely knocked his paw away and straightened it for him, then tightened his Eye of Anubis bolo tie. It had been, of course, a gift from Martin, handcrafted by his silversmith sister Matilda.<br /><br />&ldquo;The trick is, you just gotta find one slump buster, then you&rsquo;re basically home free.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know what that means.&rdquo;<br /><br />Elijah rolled his eyes, &ldquo;You crush some low standards, low-grade puss and/or ass and that makes you feel better, which makes you stop being sad because you got your rocks off; then other, non-desperate people will want to fuck you because now you&#039;re confident, and the cycle repeats, it&rsquo;s a positive feedback loop.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Really? Does that actually work?&rdquo;<br /><br />Elijah shifted uneasily, &ldquo;I mean, that&rsquo;s what Noah and Ethan keep telling me.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Have you tried it?&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Not as such, no. But <em>I</em> also don&rsquo;t have a stubby little boner for a dude who couldn&rsquo;t even be assed to take a two hour train ride to hang out with his bros for the weekend,&rdquo; Elijah said with a bitterness that surprised even himself. Max thought that he might not be the only one with some unresolved feelings about Martin.<br /><br />&ldquo;I told you he&rsquo;s got a girlfriend,&rdquo; it didn&rsquo;t get any easier to say out loud it turned out.<br /><br />&ldquo;Ugh, what&rsquo;s this skank like anyways?&rdquo; <br /><br />&ldquo;Kind of scary,&rdquo; Max replied cautiously.<br /><br />&ldquo;Is she <em>actually</em> scary, or just scary to you?&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;I&rsquo;m um, not entirely sure,&rdquo; Max admitted, it was weird being around someone who knew him so well, &ldquo;she&rsquo;s a bat though!&rdquo;<br /><br />Elijah nodded, &ldquo;there are some pretty fine as hell bat girls.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Uh, there&rsquo;s kind of another problem,&rdquo; Max said hesitantly.<br /><br />&ldquo;What now?&rdquo; Elijah rolled his eyes.<br /><br />&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve uh, never actually um, <em>done anything</em> with a girl before.&rdquo;<br /><br />Max expected an excoriating retort from the serval but Elijah&rsquo;s response was surprisingly muted, &ldquo;There&#039;s dudes there too, it&#039;s a university bar, <em>somebody&#039;s</em> gotta be willing to let you stick your dick in them. &quot;C&#039;mon, the next tram&#039;s in five minutes.&quot;<br /><br />--<br /><br /><strong>The Silver Peso Bar &amp; Grill</strong><br /><br />&ldquo;Ohmygaawd! Hi!&rdquo; The slender canine girl seemed so excited to see Max that he had at first thought she had mistaken him for someone else.<br /><br />&ldquo;Uh, hi,&rdquo; Max managed a weak wave, in his peripheral vision he caught Elijah rolling his eyes as he took a shot.<br /><br />&ldquo;Are you really a jackal? I thought I was literally the only one here,&rdquo; the girl, who still managed to be taller than Max, leaned forward and looked over his shoulder at the back of his neck. Max caught a hint of perfume and had to use all of his focus to not get a truly pharaonic panic erection.<br /><br />&ldquo;Ohmygawd, you <em>are</em>!&rdquo; the jackal girl thankfully moved away so that he wasn&rsquo;t staring directly at her chest, her sunflower patterned dress wasn&rsquo;t exactly cut low or anything, but even seeing a hint of the top of her small breasts was more thrilling than Max had been prepared for.<br /><br />&ldquo;Uh, I guess I am,&rdquo; Max said uncertainly, he could definitely feel the joint they&rsquo;d smoked and several shots they&rsquo;d taken on the tram ride downtown and he felt beyond tongue tied. In actual fact, he felt like he had severe brain damage, even his anxiety felt stupid and confused.<br /><br />&ldquo;I&rsquo;m Ash.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Max,&rdquo; Max stammered, &ldquo;My name Max. I mean, uh, my name is Max.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;What&rsquo;s up? I&rsquo;m Eli,&rdquo; Elijah introduced himself while giving Max a withering glare, the jackal was literally hopeless.<br /><br />&ldquo;Do you want to dance?&rdquo; the taller girl asked Max over the din of club music. Max looked helplessly at Elijah who gestured for him to go with a frantic shooing motion.<br /><br />Max had been worried that he wouldn&rsquo;t be any good at dancing, a significant part of why he&#039;d decided to become a scribe when he was eight had been that it had meant not having to dance in Temple rituals; but it looked as though everyone on the dance floor was alternating between flailing wildly and grinding against each other, and he felt like he might be drunk enough to manage wild flailing. His stomach suddenly clenched with anxiety, he didn&rsquo;t always handle close contact particularly well either, even if he could manage to feign some kind of ability to dance. He could only imagine how ticked Ash would be if she saw him get a panic boner while they were dancing.<br /><br />&ldquo;I uh, don&rsquo;t know how to dance,&rdquo; Max had to yell to be heard as she led him by the paw closer to the dancefloor.<br /><br />&ldquo;Just do what I do, you&rsquo;ll be fine!&rdquo; Ash said cheerfully as the slender girl muscled her way through the crowd with an ease that belied her size.<br /><br />After finding a small empty space in the crowd, Ash turned to face Max, already moving to the thudding beat of the dance music. Max tried to mimic her movements but the slender girl had either actually danced before, or had some innate skill at it, or both and he thought he must look like he was starting to have a seizure.<br /><br />&quot;Uh, here,&quot; Ash grabbed Max&#039;s paws and set them on her hips, &quot;just move along with me.&quot;<br /><br />Max had to remind himself not to let his tongue loll out of his mouth, the warmth beneath his pawpads was delicious, and even over the reek of stale beer and sweat standing this close to her he could faintly smell her perfume. Ash grinned at him as she swayed her hips and Max actually managed to more or less mimic her movements.<br /><br />&quot;You&#039;re a natural,&quot; Ash yelled over the din and to Max&#039;s amazement, turned away from him and pressed her back against his body.<br /><br />&quot;C&#039;mon, keep dancing,&quot; Ash yelled over her shoulder, still moving to the music. Max, frozen in surprise, somehow managed to start moving again, despite the fact that a girl&#039;s butt was definitely touching him and that he&#039;d immediately sprouted the hardest hard-on in recent memory.<br /><br />To Max&#039;s astonishment, Ash didn&#039;t seem to mind, dancing as though he totally wasn&#039;t about to blow his load in his khakis. In fact, if he hadn&#039;t known better he&#039;d have thought she might have been purposely grinding against him even harder!<br /><br />Max managed to at least pretend to keep dancing, even when Ash reached back to stroke at his ears. Finally she turned back towards the startled looking jackal boy and gave him a knowing smile. Dancing closer to Max, Ash nuzzled against him, and, again nearly managing to set off Max&#039;s only partially tamed hair trigger, briefly lifted the hem of her skirt and gave him a brief flash of her yellow cotton panties.<br /><br />&quot;Let&#039;s go get some drinks,&quot; Ash said to the wide-eyed Max once the music quieted between tracks.<br /><br />--<br />&ldquo;You just drop the shot glass in and then chug it, you gotta do it fast though or it&rsquo;ll get nasty,&rdquo; Elijah patiently explained to the the two sweaty jackals before picking up his glass of stout and double shotglass of whisky and Eireish cream and waited for Max and Ash.<br /><br />&ldquo;Let&rsquo;s get wrecked!&rdquo; Max raised his glass then dropped his shot into the black beer and tossed it back, sloshing milky tan froth onto his whiskers and the front of his dress shirt.<br /><br />&ldquo;To getting wrecked!&rdquo; Ash and Elijah echoed and followed suit, Elijah neatly letting his shot slide down the side of the glass and chugging the drink with no spillage. Ash&rsquo;s attempt was closer to Max&rsquo;s, she finished almost half then set the glass down, sputtering for air.<br /><br />The jackal girl wrinkled her nose as she peered into her pint glass at the curdled mess the drink had turned into.<br /><br />&ldquo;You still gotta finish it,&rdquo; Elijah joked, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s bad luck if you don&rsquo;t.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Ew, hell no,&rdquo; Ash said firmly.<br /><br />&ldquo;I got you covered,&rdquo; Max said confidently and immediately chugged down the chunky sludge, he felt his gorge rise but easily fought back his gag reflex without any visible reaction.<br /><br />Ash laughed, the sound was light and musical. As he watched the girl toss back her head, Max felt a twitch from the somewhat damp, sweaty confines of his boxers, his face going hot as he realized he was feeling, if not love, at least lust at first sight. <br /><br />&ldquo;Yeah, Maxxie&rsquo;s <em>great</em> at swallowing it all,&rdquo; Elijah leered drunkenly.<br /><br />Max grinned shyly and licked the moustache of curdled sludge off of his chops then looked thoughtful for a moment, &ldquo;Nah, this tasted way better than your nasty cat cum.&rdquo;<br /><br />Elijah sputtered and his tail puffed out in startled anger while Ash laughed and rolled her eyes; the warm, nice sensation in Max&rsquo;s chest intensified, it was like the opposite of anxiety.<br />--<br /><br />&quot;Last call!&quot; The bartender bellowed as the throbbing music died. Elijah, who Max had watched strike out with a succession of girls (and at the end, one cute tiger boy), raised his finger and ordered another double of tequila. The white-furred serval spun wildly on his bar seat as he finished his drink.<br /><br />&quot;Guess it&#039;s just... you &#039;n me, Maxwell,&quot; Elijah said glumly to Max, who didn&#039;t respond.<br /><br />&quot;I said... oh,&quot; Elijah squinted through bleary eyes at his friend, who somehow had a girl sitting on his lap and was actually kissing her!<br /><br />&quot;Maaaaax!&quot; Elijah roared, startling the jackal so bad he nearly dumped Ash off of his lap, &quot;Maxxie, wanna go home.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Oh, uh, sorry,&quot; Max said regretfully to Ash, looking at the drunken serval with a blend of sympathy and irritation, &quot;I should probably get Elijah home.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Nuh-uh!&quot; Elijah slid off the barstool to his feet, remaining surprisingly steady, &quot;I c&#039;n go home on my own! Ssservals always find their way... home.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Are you sure? I mean they&#039;re literally about to close,&quot; Max asked incredulously, he couldn&#039;t imagine Elijah successfully getting on a tram in his current state.<br /><br />&quot;Yesss,&quot; Elijah sketched a salute, &quot;You should, walk your friend... home.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Oh!&quot; Max felt a blush creep up to the tips of his ears, after they&#039;d started drinking in earnest he hadn&#039;t even thought about his original objective, they&#039;d just been having fun and then suddenly he and Ash had started making out. Presumably, if things went well he would get her phone number, then after five or six successful dates they would discuss possibly doing something with their clothes off, at least that was how Max thought it worked in the real world!<br /><br />&quot;You definitely need someone to walk you home,&quot; Ash said sternly, making Max&#039;s heart sink before her face broke into a sly grin, &quot;But I could come with you.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Nah, nah,&quot; Elijah waved them off, &quot;I&#039;ll take a cab if you&#039;re so worried about it. Go on and punch Maxxie&#039;s V-card.&quot;<br /><br />Ash snorted with laughter, &quot;V-card?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Maxwell&#039;s a <em>virgin</em>!&quot; Elijah announced louder than Max would have liked as he unsteadily walked towards the door.<br /><br />--<br /><br />&ldquo;I thought you said you were new at this,&rdquo; Ash teased lightly, her breathing a little unsteady now as Max licked and kissed his way down from her neck.<br /><br />Max paused and looked up, the odd calm that had overtaken him once Ash had led him to her bedroom briefly departed and once more he was just nervous, sex anxious Max again.<br /><br />&ldquo;Just sayin&rsquo;, you <em>haah</em> seem like you know what you&rsquo;re doing,&rdquo; Ash grinned wolfishly.<br /><br />Max blushed to the tips of his ears, &ldquo;Well, my uh, friends were all boys but they still made me learn stuff for if I ever, y&rsquo;know, did anything with a girl.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;That&rsquo;s ah pretty hot,&rdquo; Ash rolled her hips against Max&rsquo;s paw, which had shyly advanced up the inside of her thigh and was currently toying at the edge of her panties. Earlier, she had mostly thought Max and his friend had just been horny boys posturing, but apparently there was more to Max than met the eye.<br /><br />Max frowned, all of his self-doubt had come back, along with a hefty dose of missing Martin on top of that. He&rsquo;d have given just about anything to be with the coyote right then, even if it turned out to be the most prosaic, unromantic hang out ever.<br /><br />&ldquo;Shit, did I say something wrong?&rdquo; Ash looked worried and sat back on her knees, &ldquo;Sorry, I didn&rsquo;t mean to like, make you self conscious.&rdquo;<br /><br />Max shook his head and smiled weakly, &ldquo;No, I&rsquo;m fine.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;You don&rsquo;t <em>look</em> fine,&rdquo; Ash raised an eyebrow.<br /><br />Max sighed, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m sorry, I just started thinking about my uh, well, I don&rsquo;t know exactly what he is, best friend with benefits, I guess.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;The cat guy? I mean, he&rsquo;s cute but he was kind of an asshole.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Serval,&rdquo; Max corrected automatically, nothing made Elijah fussier than being called a regular <em>cat</em>, &ldquo;But no, Martin, the uh, coyote I was talking about earlier. I started feeling kind of uh, well, guilty I guess.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Ohh, well you know, he&rsquo;d probably be happy to hear you got laid.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Huh,&rdquo; Max said thoughtfully, the two most likely outcomes were either Martin would be jealous or Martin would be happy for him, and he thought he could live with either option. A jealous Martin was a Martin who might pay more attention to him at least.<br /><br />&ldquo;If it makes you feel any better,&rdquo; Ash said, pausing to kiss Max and unbutton the fly of his tented boxer shorts, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve only given like, one and a half blowjobs before.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Really?!&rdquo; That did, actually make Max feel better, by comparison he was basically a blowjob champion.<br /><br />&ldquo;Do I seem like I&rsquo;ve sucked a ton of dicks?&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Well, you don&rsquo;t seem nervous, and I&rsquo;ve sucked lots of cocks and I still get nervous. One time, I even gave a blowjob to the two best hung guys at school at the same time!&rdquo; Max realized he was starting to babble.<br /><br />&ldquo;I <em>am</em> a little bit nervous, especially since I&rsquo;m competing with horny high school jackal boys apparently,&rdquo; Ash shrugged, &ldquo;I guess I&rsquo;m just better at hiding it.&rdquo;<br /><br />Max instinctively cringed in preparation for whatever, likely negative reaction Ash might have to his erection springing out into the open. Instead she nodded appreciatively.<br /><br />&ldquo;You&rsquo;re not uh, exactly what I expected,&rdquo; Ash said wryly, running the pad of her finger along the pre-cum slick shaft and head of Max&rsquo;s cock.<br /><br />&ldquo;Sorry!&rdquo; Max exclaimed, that could be interpreted any number of ways, most of them bad.<br /><br />&ldquo;Nah, don&rsquo;t be, if you were what I expected you&rsquo;d probably be kind of an asshole with a tiny dick who bailed as soon as you got off. Just like, try and relax, I promise I&rsquo;m not going to make fun of you or anything, you&rsquo;re cute and you&rsquo;ve got a nice cock.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;I think you&rsquo;re cute too,&rdquo; Max said shyly, it was true, Ash was pretty even by the already elevated standards of jackal girls.<br /><br />Ash smiled, &ldquo;I bet you say that to all the girls you go home with.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Oh no! I&rsquo;ve never gone home with a girl! I&rsquo;ve barely even gone home with any guys unless you count Elijah.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;I was joking, c&rsquo;mon, lie down I wanna suck your dick.&rdquo;<br /><br />Martin shivered, his cock twitched and dribbled an impressive string of pre-cum onto the duvet, her forthright manner nearly setting off his hair trigger.<br /><br />Max blushed, &ldquo;I might not um, last very long.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;That&rsquo;s cool, just like, give me a warning. And uh,&rdquo; the jackal girl looked slightly embarrassed for the first time, &ldquo;feel free to grab my hair, just like, not super hard &ldquo;<br /><br />Max&rsquo;s ears perked up, &ldquo;Oh! I like when guys do that too!&rdquo;<br /><br />Ash leaned down between Max&rsquo;s thighs, nuzzling against the nervous boy&rsquo;s still raging hard-on and dragging her tongue along the underside, finishing with a swipe of her tongue across the tip that picked up a string of pre-cum. Max let out something between a squeak and a moan.<br /><br />Ash made a contented noise and ran the tip of her slender, pink tongue around the flared rim of the head. Martin moaned louder than he&rsquo;d meant to and grabbed at the jackal girl&rsquo;s long hair, Ash moaned and used one graceful paw to fondle Max&rsquo;s nuts while the other reached between her legs.<br /><br />&ldquo;Oh! Um, ah, Ash!&rdquo; Max struggled to remember words, it had been so long since his dick had gotten anything other than depression dulled masturbation that the hot, wet sensation of Ash&rsquo;s mouth proved to be more than a match for Max&rsquo;s only partly tamed hair trigger. Max moaned and, lost in the moment thrust his hips while Ash tightened her lips around his slick shaft.<br /><br />&ldquo;Gonna&hellip; unh cum,&rdquo; Max tightened his grip on Ash&rsquo;s head and pumped his hips, savoring the wet noise of his cock hitting the back of her throat. Ash moaned around the twitching length in her mouth, the fingers of one hand teasing around her clit but not fully rubbing it while the other grabbed frantically at Max&rsquo;s soft butt.<br /><br />With a groan that was more of a sigh of relief, Max shuddered and emptied his nuts into the moaning jackal girl&rsquo;s mouth in three jets so hard that Max&#039;s vision greyed out with each one . Ash waited for the final remnants to trickle out and pulled off of Max&rsquo;s only slightly flagging cock with an audible pop, making him shudder as her soft lips slid over his post-nut sensitive glans.<br /><br />&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t swallow,&rdquo; Max ordered, sounding much calmer, &ldquo;Let me see.&ldquo;<br /><br />Blushing, Ash looked up at him and opened her mouth, showing off the impressive load he&rsquo;d painted her tongue with. Max&rsquo;s erection immediately stiffened back to full hardness, without thinking, he helped Ash up to her knees and then kissed her without warning, the astringent, musky taste of his cum flooding his mouth as their tongues frantically twisted and writhed in each other&rsquo;s mouths. Without hesitating, Max grabbed Ash&rsquo;s butt with one paw and ran the other one between her thighs, his middle finger easily slid between the slick lips of her pussy and he realized that almost without thinking, he had done it, he was touching a pussy! Ash&rsquo;s hot, slick tunnel felt a little weird, similar to but not exactly the same as fingering a butt. He carefully slid his finger in and out, curling it slightly and trying to remember the spots he was supposed to put pressure on.<br /><br />Their tongues still aggressively twisting and smearing Max&rsquo;s load all over, Ash made a ring with her thumb and forefinger and began briskly stroking Max&rsquo;s cock.<br /><br />Gasping, Ash finally broke the kiss, her mouth slick with spit and cum.<br /><br />&quot;I uh, think you should start fucking me.&quot;<br /><br />--<br /><br /><br />&ldquo;Yeah!&rdquo; Ash moaned enthusiastically, &ldquo;give it to me harder!&rdquo;<br /><br />Max tried to keep his thrusting consistent but the novel sensation of Ash&rsquo;s pussy gripping his cock kept forcing him to slow down to prevent immediately blowing his load again. He grabbed at one of Ash&rsquo;s shoulders and began thrusting hard forward as he pulled her back against him, watching the slick shaft of his penis disappearing in between the jackal girl&rsquo;s toned thighs was almost hypnotic.<br /><br />&ldquo;Ahh Max!&rdquo; Ash breathed, pushing back against his thrusts hard enough to throw off his rhythm. Each time his cock bottomed out Max was sure he was going to cum, but somehow he held on through sheer force of will.<br /><br />&ldquo;I&rsquo;m ah getting close,&rdquo; Max panted in between kissing and biting at Ash&rsquo;s neck.<br /><br />&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t stop,&rdquo; Ash moaned, despite his inexperience, the size of Max&rsquo;s cock and his relatively even rhythm felt perfect. <br /><br />&ldquo;Should I um, pull out?&rdquo; Max&rsquo;s voice contained a hint of anxiety.<br /><br />&ldquo;Only <em>anh anh</em> if you want to shoot it on my face,&rdquo; Ash grinned, enjoying how unrestrained she felt with the odd jackal boy, &ldquo;You can cum in my pussy, if you ask nicely.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Oh uh, <em>unh ah</em> may I um, cum in your um, pussy?&rdquo; Max asked shyly, he hadn&rsquo;t known that was tue correct protocol.<br /><br />&ldquo;I meant <em>ahh</em> call me a little slut and tell me <em>unh</em> to take it all.&rdquo;<br /><br />Max&rsquo;s face went hot with embarrassment but he found the idea kind of exciting too, usually he only got talking really filthy when he and Elijah were doing stuff.<br /><br />&ldquo;Y-you want me to <em>hah</em> blow my load in your um, slutty little ah, pussy?&rdquo; Max asked with an endearing mix of assertiveness and embarassment. Somehow managing to keep going and not immediately start shooting his load.<br /><br />&ldquo;Ahh keep going,&rdquo; Ash moaned, rolling her hips, &ldquo;don&rsquo;t hold back, get dirtier.&rdquo;<br /><br />Feeling more confident now, Max sped up, jackhammering into the jackal girl&rsquo;s tight, gripping pussy, &ldquo;Y-yeah, t-take it, t-tell me you love my big cock.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;<em>Haah Max</em>,&rdquo; Ash whined, &ldquo;you&rsquo;re too big.&rdquo;<br /><br />Without warning, Max realized he&rsquo;d crossed the point of no return and went all out, clamping his jaws onto Ash&rsquo;s neck and bottoming out in the moaning jackal. With a shudder and a growl he pumped his load into Ash&rsquo;s tight pussy, his thrusting getting uneven and his breathing ragged. With a shiver his orgasm ran its course and Max found himself panting between Ash&#039;s small breasts.<br /><br />&ldquo;W-was that ok?&rdquo; Max lifted himself up so he wasn&rsquo;t laying on top of her.<br /><br />&ldquo;Way better than ok,&rdquo; Ash smiled, her chest still heaving as she caught her breath.<br /><br />&ldquo;You didn&rsquo;t um, finish though?&rdquo; Max had been told conflicting things about girls and orgasms, and it was one of the points he felt very unsure about. Not that they couldn&#039;t have them, but according to Gaius depending on the girl it could range from incredibly obvious to completely discreet.<br /><br />Ash shook her head, &ldquo;You got me closer than anybody else though, but I&rsquo;m pretty sure I can only get off with my fingers.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Could I try?&rdquo; Max said eagerly, his softening penis reversing its course at the thought, &ldquo;I could clean you up!&rdquo;<br /><br />Ash&rsquo;s breath caught in her throat, &ldquo;You wanna lap your cum out of my pussy?&rdquo;<br /><br />Max nodded.<br /><br />Max kissed the insides of Ash&rsquo;s damp thighs, the mix of bland cum and tangy girl smell giving him a kind of sore hard-on.<br /><br />&ldquo;Mm, good boy,&rdquo; Ash ran her fingers through Max&rsquo;s headfur and urged him on. The jackal girl moaned lustily as Max eagerly slid his tongue all the way down and wormed the slender, pink organ against her anus, poking slightly past the ring of muscle before slowly licking his way upwards, parting the puffy lips of Ash&rsquo;s pussy and licking up the watery cum that leaked out.<br /><br />&quot;Oh fuck,&quot; Ash moaned as Max worked his tongue inside her, &quot;that&#039;s good, but lick higher up.&quot;<br /><br />Max slid his tongue free and licked his way up to the small, hooded bud of Ash&#039;s clit, lapping at it as gently as he could manage. He looked up from his work with a quizzical expression as Ash pressed her finger against her clit.<br /><br />&quot;Keep <em>haah</em> licking, just need a little -&quot; Ash cut herself off with a lusty moan and humped against the confused looking Max&#039;s face. Finally realizing what was happening, Max began licking at Ash&#039;s clit and finger as the other jackal rode out her climax.<br /><br />&quot;Goddamn,&quot; Ash ruffled Max&#039;s thick headfur as he licked his whiskers clean.<br /><br />&quot;I&#039;ve never seen a girl cum before,&quot; Max said bashfully.<br /><br />&quot;You got lucky, sometimes I uh, kinda squirt a little,&quot; Ash flopped back onto her rumpled bedding.<br /><br />&quot;Cass, uh, my friend, told me about that!&quot; Max said excitedly, &quot;I thought he was just messing with me.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Play your cards right and maybe you&#039;ll get to see it happen.&quot;<br />--<br /><br />Unseen, Max&rsquo;s phone buzzed several times with rapid fire notifications from where it lay on the small nightstand.<br /><br /><strong>R U getin labs<br />*Laid lol<br />Cum home n suk my dicccck lol<br />U can look at my secret martin album wile u jerk off<br />I got pix of in just his hat<br />Ok fine ill jerk u off u fuckin baby<br />Jfc fine ill blow u but u gota lm fuvk u<br />Fuk ur hole is soooo tite dude<br />Cmooon come ride my diiiiick<br />Maaaax<br />Maaax im drunk n hard<br />Ur a dickhole<br />{Out of focus picture of what might be an erect penis}<br />If I pass out u betwe wake me up with a bj<br />U r such a bitch ill even cuddle u after I reck ur ass</strong><br /><br />--<br />Max stumbled into the frat house at some point before dawn. Ash, who he had not realized lived with her parents until far too late to keep from making noise, had offered to let him spend the night, but Max was both worried about Elijah and didn&#039;t think his anxiety could handle facing the parents of the girl he&#039;d just banged. Instead he&#039;d made the several kilometer walk back to the frat house, miraculously managing to find it without getting lost or mugged while walking through the now quiet city streets.<br /><br />Elijah, it turned out, had actually called a cab and had gotten home just fine, neither drowning in his own vomit nor having burned the frat down while drunkenly lighting his marijuana bong as Max had imagined.<br /><br />&ldquo;No way, bullshit,&rdquo; Elijah scoffed from where he was sprawled out on the couch, although it wasn&rsquo;t like Max to lie about anything, maybe he was drunk enough to try or something, &ldquo;You walked her home and were too much of a pussy to even try and kiss her goodnight. Like, <em>maybe</em> she threw you a pity handjob when she saw all seven centimeters you&rsquo;re packing, but no fuckin&rsquo; <em>way</em> did you fuck a hot girl, bro.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;I did!&rdquo; Max insisted and unzipped his khakis, &ldquo;We had,&rdquo; Max dropped his voice to a conspiratorial whisper, &ldquo;<em>sex</em>!&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Bro, I don&rsquo;t wanna see your weird jackal dork,&rdquo; Elijah protested weakly, he was in fact, horny enough to do whatever Max wanted him to do and he definitely didn&rsquo;t mind seeing Max&rsquo;s cut jackal dick.<br /><br />&ldquo;Look!&rdquo; Max unbuttoned his boxers and fished his flaccid penis out between thumb and forefinger. Elijah put on his glasses and leaned forward, squinting at the jackal&#039;s modest, circumcised penis.<br /><br />&ldquo;What am I looking at? Other than the world&rsquo;s most average jackal cock.&rdquo; Elijah asked, it looked about like it always had, maybe a little bit bigger since he&rsquo;d last seen it, the head was maybe kind of red and slick looking but it wasn&rsquo;t like he kept a color chart for Max&rsquo;s dick, and he&rsquo;d probably just creamed his jeans thinking about riding his dick once he got back.<br /><br />&ldquo;It&rsquo;s still wet,&rdquo; Max declared.<br /><br />&ldquo;Ok, so you still have a hair trigger,&rdquo; Elijah said sourly.<br /><br />&ldquo;No, it&rsquo;s from &ndash;&ldquo; Max paused and looked around to make sure no one else was around, which was kind of ridiculous considering they were in Elijah&rsquo;s dorm room in an empty frat house, then dropped his voice, &ldquo;from her <em>pussy</em>!&rdquo;<br /><br />Elijah leaned forward and gave Max&rsquo;s penis a delicate sniff,&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Huh, well holy shit.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Yeah! I told you I &ndash; ohhh,&rdquo; Max&rsquo;s words were cut off by a breathy moan as the drunk serval licked his cock with his raspy tongue.<br /><br />&ldquo;Unngh, careful, it&rsquo;s kind of tender,&rdquo; even in the best of times he could barely handle Elijah&rsquo;s feline tongue, &ldquo;Also haah isn&rsquo;t that unh kind of gross?&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;To be fair, I <em>had</em> planned on fucking her,&rdquo; Elijah said fussily, stroking at Max&rsquo;s stiffening penis as he paused the blowjob, &ldquo;and your dick wouldn&rsquo;t be sore if you had a foreskin.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Well I <em>ah</em> don&rsquo;t,&rdquo; Max tried to grumble and failed at the intense sensation of the serval&rsquo;s tongue.<br /><br />&ldquo;I can&rsquo;t believe you raw dogged her,&rdquo; Elijah gave the head of Max&rsquo;s cock a long, slow lick and was rewarded with seeing the jackal shudder and twitch.<br /><br />&ldquo;She uh-<em>ah</em> said she&rsquo;s <em>oh</em> on the pill,&rdquo; Max said uncertainly.<br /><br />&ldquo;Yeah bro, they <em>all</em> say they&rsquo;re on the pill when they&rsquo;re drunk and thirsty for dick. Like literally she was horned up enough to fuck <em>you</em>,&rdquo; Elijah sighed and looked at Max seriously, &ldquo;If I let you fuck me are you going to say you love me when you nut again?&rdquo;<br /><br />Max&rsquo;s alcohol reddened snout blushed a deeper red, in all fairness that had only happened <em>once</em> and it had coincided with one of Max&rsquo;s periodic episodes of depression mixed with especially bad longing for Martin <em>and</em> his first time drinking, he&rsquo;d probably have said that to anyone who&rsquo;d shown the least amount of interest in him.<br /><br />&ldquo;No, I won&rsquo;t,&rdquo; Max shook his head quickly, his pulse beginning to speed up as the lithe serval lifted his legs into the air and gracefully whipped off his pants and underwear. To Max&rsquo;s surprise, the serval didn&rsquo;t get on all fours, despite his usual claims that he couldn&rsquo;t cum while looking at Max, but instead remained sitting on the couch, his legs spread with his pale, half-hard cock dangling between them. Elijah yanked open the drawer to the small, shabby end table and pulled out a small, colorful packet of lubricant.<br /><br />&ldquo;Ugh, I didn&rsquo;t say you couldn&rsquo;t,&rdquo; Elijah purred as he tore open the packet, &ldquo;c&rsquo;mere, get naked.&rdquo;<br /><br />Max clumsily pulled off his clothes with none of the grace Elijah had shown, despite not having had nearly as much to drink, and flopped down at the foot of the reclining serval. Elijah coated his finger with lube and reached between his legs, shifting slightly to get better access and giving Max a tantalizing view of the serval&rsquo;s finger slipping into the pink ring of his asshole.<br /><br />Elijah purred, slowly pumping his finger in and out of himself while his cock quickly grew to full mast. Despite already having nutted twice that evening, Max found himself just as aroused as he had been while dancing with Ash when she&rsquo;d flashed her panties at him. The jackal clumsily clambered forward and gave Elijah&rsquo;s long, thick cock a slow lick from base to tip, flicking the slight overhang of foreskin with his tongue at the end.<br /><br />&ldquo;Look at this fat, uncut kitty cock,&rdquo; Max said as he nuzzled at Elijah&rsquo;s now fully erect penis, briefly moving lower to lick at Elijah&rsquo;s stretched hole and pistoning finger, getting him a subvocal purr from Elijah. <br /><br />&ldquo;You&rsquo;re <em>unh</em> terrible at talking dirty, bro.&rdquo;<br /><br />Max ignored the dig and planted his pursed lips right on the small bit of exposed, dark purple head, giving Elijah&rsquo;s leaking cock a chaste smooch before he inexorably pressed his head downwards as slow as he could manage, the tight seal of his lips rolling back the serval&rsquo;s long foreskin and causing Elijah to loudly gasp at the sensation of Max&rsquo;s hot, soft lips sliding down the head of his dick and gently tugging his foreskin as far down as it would go, the jackal&rsquo;s tongue tip lazily teasing at Elijah&rsquo;s taut frenulum.<br /><br />Max&rsquo;s mouth filled with the sharp, familiar taste of Elijah&rsquo;s cock after an evening of him being particularly horny. It was strangely nostalgic, but unlike everything else that reminded Max of the past it didn&rsquo;t make him feel particularly sad.<br /><br />&ldquo;Oh <em>fuck</em>,&rdquo; Elijah humped upwards into Max&rsquo;s mouth and ran his hand through the jackal boy&rsquo;s thick hair, &ldquo;I knew you missed <em>unh</em> sucking my cock.&rdquo;<br /><br />Max moaned and made an affirmative noise, moving down until Elijah&rsquo;s white pubic fur tickled the pad of his nose and the head of his cock bumped against the back of his throat. For all of Elijah&rsquo;s shit talking, Max knew the serval&rsquo;s one great weakness.<br /><br />With perfect timing, Elijah slid his finger out of his hole and Max squeaked as felt the serval firmly grab hold of his tall ears and begin pressing Max&rsquo;s head even further down. Max relaxed his throat and whimpered as he took the last few centimeters of serval cock.<br /><br />&ldquo;<em>Anh</em> yeah,&rdquo; Elijah purred, savoring the sensation of Max&rsquo;s throat working around the tip of his dick. Still holding the jackal by his ears, Elijah drew back, sliding his cock nearly all the way out, pausing to admire how good it looked with Max&rsquo;s dick sucking lips on it, and then slid back in to the hilt, fucking Max&rsquo;s mouth with hard, smooth strokes.<br /><br />Max moaned as Elijah&rsquo;s cock jackhammered his mouth, the serval&#039;s abs flexing and relaxing with each thrust.<br /><br />&quot;Fuck, Maxxie, you look so hot with your mouth on my cock,&quot; Elijah moaned and sped up his thrusting, the wet sound of the head of his cock hitting the back of the jackal&#039;s throat spurring him even closer to blowing what would probably be a spectacular load. He idly wished he had some stocking of panties or something for Max to wear, although he&#039;d take it to his grave, <em>nothing </em> got Elijah hornier than the jackal pretending to be a girl.<br /><br /><br />With a drunken moan, Elijah clung to Max&#039;s head with one paw and slid his cock free with the other. Max, used to his friend&#039;s proclivities, automatically opened his mouth wide.<br /><br />&quot;Paint my face, Eli,&quot; Max moaned, his paw stroking at the serval&#039;s tight nutsack.<br /><br />&quot;<em>Fff</em>, yeah, don&#039;t swallow,&quot; Elijah grunted before letting out a primal yowl, rubbing the slick head of his cock against Max&#039;s tongue, lips, and snout as he frantically pumped his paw. With a moan of relief, the pent up serval took aim and tensed, his short tail frizzing out between his legs. Max whined and opened his mouth wider just in time for a large gout of serval cum to spurt into his mouth and across his cheek. The taste was sharp and familiar, and despite already being on round three, Max found himself getting perilously close to shooting off early.<br /><br />&quot;You like my cum, don&#039;t you?&quot; Elijah purred, sliding his cock through the cum pooled on Max&#039;s tongue then sliding it through the jackal&#039;s short cheek fur. Max moaned an affirmative, idly wondering what the white furred serval was up to. Elijah slid his cock free and sat up so he was face to face with Max, gently stroking the jackal boy&#039;s cum streaked cheek, and then, to Max&#039;s surprise, leaned forward and gently kissed him, Elijah&#039;s raspy tongue lapping up his cum as it lazily twisted against Max&#039;s own.<br /><br />Max jumped as Elijah&#039;s nimble fingers teased over his slightly sore hard-on, tracing down to cup at his nuts before forming a ring and giving his cock an idle stroke, then switching again to running the pad of his index finger along the thin, sensitive scar just past the midway point up Max&#039;s shaft.<br /><br />&quot;Goddamn, I taste good,&quot; Elijah proclaimed after he finally broke their kiss, licking his whiskers clean, then went on, with unusual concern in his voice, &quot;Are you good to fuck me, &#039;cause I can just suck you off if you&#039;re feeling uh, y&#039;know, <em>sensitive</em>.&quot;<br /><br />Max shook his head, finding himself unusually confident, &quot;S-spread your legs, I wanna watch you finger your um, boy pussy.&quot;<br /><br />Elijah&#039;s eyebrows went up, &quot;Look at you, you&#039;re gonna get me hard again.&quot;<br /><br /><em>To Be Continued!</em><br />&nbsp;<br /></span>",
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