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Hunter, new to San Tejon, isn't very good at making new friends, he's intimidated by other boys (and tends to have crushes on them!) while girls are... well, also intimidating. Luckily, happy-go-lucky skunko Pux and his fisher best friend G decide they want to hang out with the brown hyena boy and won't take his awkwardly mumbled excuses for an answer! Several hours later Hunter finds himself teaching the two middle schoolers how to play his second favorite collectable card game: Poggérman™. While Gen seems to be seriously trying to learn the complex nuances of the card game version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Pux is (as always) antsy and easily distracted, and keeps 'accidentally' hiking up the leg of his basketball shorts to give Hunter a tantalizing glimpse of his inner thigh. After deciding that the shy hyena boy is clearly not going to just do the polite thing and tear his clothes off, Pux finally sets a plan in motion and puts up a wager (although Hunter is pretty sure The Poggérman Company outlawed wagering on their card games back in 199x!), loser has to smooch the winner. G, exasperated with her friend's constant horniness, declines, but it's definitely not because she wants to see two boys smooch because boys are Gross!
Pictured: Hunter wins with a spectacular Char-o-zard gambit versus Pux's slightly unorthodox deck made up of a square of cardboard that says SKUNKOCHU, a couple Digimon cards, and a 199x California Fútbol Cup trading card. Before they can even clear the board the two boys begin furiously smooching, Hunter didn't expect his first ever kiss to be with a boy, nor in the middle of a card game, but it's pretty Neat! More shockingly, Pux nimbly undoes Hunter's fly and starts touching his Boner before moving Hunter's paw to his own Huge Skunko Cock. Although Hunter's never touched another boy's weiner before, nor successfully masturbated, he gets a pretty good idea of what to do. Meanwhile, Gen tries to hide her interest in seeing a new boy's boner (even if all boners are gross it's just Science jeez) and tries to ignore that her V is getting Extremely Damp (probably for reasons totally unrelated to Penises!)
Pux, who had already beat his meat a few times earlier in the day due to seeing his Hot, Older, Friend Daisy wearing a tank top that pretty clearly let you see her nips when they were hard, manages to not immediately shoot his load all over Hunter's valuable cards, but Hunter, completely unprepared, squirts all over his foil 2nd edition Char-o-zard!
Not Pictured: A definitely not super horny Gen demands that somebody better smooch her V and/or B (maybe at the same time) before she gets fighty. Hunter faints after realizing a Girl saw his Privates without his censor bar on.
Also Not Pictured: Hunter sadly buying some rad card protectors with a skeleton wizard with huge hooters on the backs for his now slightly crusty cards.