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I'm finally trying to get an actual chronology down for Alrik and Bradley in the 9th grade and this is part of these cute dorks' Very First Fumbling Horny Adventure. Story to follow soon! Although this isn't 100% canonical to how things actually go it's pretty close!
Although they've known each other since first grade, primarily due to Alrik's intense body shyness and anxiety related to matters involving Pr*vate Areas, neither Alrik nor Bradley have ever seen each other without at least their underwear on. Bradley hadn't meant to start anything during the last weekend before school started, although intensely curious about seeing his best friend's equipment (for Completely Normal Comparison Purposes), he'd been quite sure that any attempts to compare anything would just send the high-strung hyena spiraling into a panic ball, but when the movie they were watching on Alrik's small black and white bedroom television - the seminal 198x horny teen comedy Kegger at Bikini Cove II: Jug Patrol - used public nudity and penis size differences for comedic effect, it ended up causing their own conversation to take a turn down some new and unexpected paths.
Although Alrik still covered his eyes during the topless scenes, Bradley had noticed his friend was peeking through his fingers much more obviously and frequently than he usually did, and decided he was going to broach the subject; maybe it would even help Alrik get less uncomfortable. By the time Bradley had figured out exactly how to bring it up, he had a whole litany of reasons why it was a Great Idea for Alrik to show him his dick, although the most important one was his own burning curiosity. Which was why the honey badger was caught completely off guard when Alrik beat him to the punch, nervously asking if he'd ever had an opportunity to compare with anyone else.
Pictured: After some back and forth, Bradley finally just straight up asks if Alrik wants to compare with him and gets a surprisingly eager response from the hyena, who is definitely not about to faint from horniness or anything.
It starts off well, Alrik actually manages to comment on both the size and extremely darkness of his friend's P*nis and almost manages to ask about the Bradger's four skins and how they work.
Unfortunately, due to Alrik's extremely pent up horniness, their comparison is not to last, the already keyed up hyena boy can't handle seeing his best friend with an Extremely Visible Badger Boner for more than a few seconds before accidentally shooting off all over himself. It's not as embarrassing as when he accidentally called his Social Studies teacher 'mom' when asking a question in front of the whole class in 7th grade, but it is very close! Bradley, who didn't even know you could nut without some concerted effort, wants to investigate further, but Alrik is already verging on a full on post-orgasmic panic attack.
Not pictured: Alrik excusing himself to use the restroom and beating off a record three times in five minutes, meanwhile The Bradger discreetly claws off while smelling Alrik's discarded pajama bottoms for no particular reason that he's aware of.