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He's still got spots open if you want a €30 wing-it. Remember to use the special offer code: YEENOBULGE! to request a Wing-It containing a limited edition* hyena with underwear bulge! (Offer most probably void where prohibited even, supplies are limited (sorry!))
Although Dane is mostly fearless, he feels uniquely vulnerable during the rare times when he's forced to take off his hoodie. This has made gym class a tricky proposition, while he can wear his hoodie during class he still needs to shower off afterwards. This has led to him waiting until the very end of the 15 minutes they're given to shower and then hurriedly rinsing off and rushing to his 3rd period algebra class.
This had worked well for several months until track team member and all around likeable sophomore, Nicolas "So-Nick" Espineoza, accidentally went too fast during practice and pole vaulted himself right into the mud.
Pictured: Caught completely unaware, and with no protective hoodie, Dane freezes as the first thing he sees of the athletic hedgehog is an Impressive Bulge in his running shorts. Nick, fairly well used to locker room hijinx, adjusts himself to give the stunned freshman rat a better look and is delighted to note that Dane is too shocked to even try and cover himself as he rapidly pops a tent in his boxers.
Not pictured: Some good natured bulge stroking and Dane being unusually shy while the older boy takes the lead, followed by another shower and Dane having to go commando for the rest of the day after he creams his shorts.