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During the brief recovery period after their initial sugar and caffeine powered rule breaking session of spilling energy drinks on the computer lab keyboards, looking at studly surfer lion porn, and madly beating off, Alrik and Austin's focus turns to Milo's least favorite subject, it is after all rather hard to miss the jackal's dick even when it's soft.
"Sooo, are you like, part donkey?" Austin finally asked, earning himself a spectacular blush and eye roll from Milo, who explained it is actually basically normal sized he is just very skinny and there is an optical illusion caused by foreshortening or something and he's also just an early bloomer.
Alrik, although he knows it's Extremely Rude to stare at someone's Most Privatest of Parts finds himself unable to not stare, Milo's equipped even better than his best badger bro Bradley, and until about 15 minutes ago his gold standard for weiner size. He settles for telling Milo that he has a Very Excellent Weiner and most probably shouldn't be embarrassed even! To which Milo blushes even harder and stammers that of course he's not embarrassed, that would be weird!
"Yeah, but have you ever tried, you know..." Austin finished his question by miming a blowjob.
"Of course not, that would be gross!" Milo immediately responded.
Alrik, who is rather worldly, having seen tens of minutes of internet pornography before tossing his laptop out the window in a panic, doesn't believe that would even be possible, for one thing anybody who could do that would probably never leave the house! Austin agrees, his best friend Russ has a pretty impressive weiner, although nothing on the scale of Milo's monster whopper, but he's super flexible even though he's a paralyzoplegic and he could only get kind of close when they both tried, it's definitely impossible.
Milo's pendantic side wins out over his mortal embarrassment and he finally admits that while yes, he can do it, it's maybe not as great as they think it is probably.
Austin, who is a master of convincing Russ to do stuff, loudly doubts him, while Alrik, who looks like he might faint, brings up that their computer lab time is almost up and while it's been fun actually attempting something like that probably breaks Too Many rules!
Milo would happily prove he could do it, but unfortunately he's not even hard right now and it could be almost ten minutes before he could even get it up aga-
Austin, who has also mastered the art of coaxing his best friend's sometimes reluctant weiner into a raging boner, does the first thing that pops into his head and leans forward and smooches Milo full on the mouth and gives one of his nipples a tweak through his shirt.
"Problem solved!" Austin says happily, eyeing the jackal boy's rapidly growing erection.
"Ok fine, but you can't tell anybody about this," Milo grumbles.
Pictured: Milo pulls down his shorts, grabs his thighs, and gives his friends some rather salty side eye as he proves he totally can slob his own knob! Well, kind of, he really just gives it a quick lick to prove his point.
"No way, that's not sucking your own dick!" Austin screeched in protest. Alrik reluctantly agrees with Austin, if just licking a weiner counted then his blowjob total would almost triple! With an even more exasperated sigh, Milo leans forward and takes the entire blunt head of his cock into his mouth, much to the other boys' astonishment. Just to make sure they're totally convinced and not at all because it feels amazing or anything, he bobs his head partway down the shaft.
With perfect timing, Austin and Alrik both lean forward and begin to kiss the jackal's thick shaft, their slick tongues meeting in the middle and causing Milo to moan and lose his concentration. With a muffled, startled sound, Milo pumps his hips and manages to blow a load even more impressive than the first that only mostly ends up in his mouth.
Not Pictured: Milo almost dying of embarrassment after Austin points out they totally saw his butthole. Austin convinces Milo that he should give him and Alrik blowjobs in the 4 minutes they have left.