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MY BALLS PIKACHU- RICK DERRINGER\n\nSQUIRREL GLIDER-DIO \n\nFURRY AS HELL - LIZZO \n\nONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON - MURRAY HEAD \n\nDRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE - THE DOORS\n\nFURRY PARTY BLITZ- SWEET \n\nCON AFTER CON - CYNDI LAUPER \n\nFURRIES,! FURRIES !- ICE-T \n\n \" FEEL LIKE A FURRY\" ! \n\n\nOWO, I FEEL LIKE A FURRY!\nLET'S GO FURRIES C'MON \nI'M GOING OUT TO CONVENTION TONIGHT \nI'M FEELING ALRIGHT.\nGONNA LET MY DAMN PRIDE HANG OUT.\nWANNA MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE REALLY RAISE MY RAWWING VOICE.\nYEAH, I WANNA RAWW AND SHOUT, UH NO FURBITIONS, MAKE NO TAILITIONS.\nGET A LITTLE OUTTA GRIME. \nTHE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A FURRY. \nIS THE DRAGOGATIVE TO HAVE A LITTLE FURFUN \nAND OWO,OWO, OWO, GO TOTALLY FUCKING WEIRD FORGET I'M A\nMOTHER FUCKING DRAGON FROM HELL! \nFURRY SQUIRREL'S SHORT FOX TAILS. \nOWO,OWO,OWO, REALLY GO WILD DOING IT IN FURRYPILE. \nOWO,OWO,OWO, GET IN THE SATIFACTION , FEEL THE FURBODY ACTION. COLOR OF MY PINK COLORED TAIL, DO WHAT FURRIES DARE. \nOWO,OWO,OWO, I WANNA BE SQUEE, YEAH TO FEEL THE WAY A DRAGON FEEL OWO, I FEEL LIKE A FURRY ! \n(RAWW!)THE FURRIES NEED A BREAK FROM ALL YOU FUCKING HATERS, TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE CHANCE TO SHOW OFF OUR COOL FURSUITS AND LET OUR TAILS HANG OUT AS WE GET OUT OF TOWN. \nWE DON'T NEED FURMANCE, WE ONLY WANNA SHOW OFF OUR ASS TAIL DANCE. WE'RE GOING TO LET OUR FURSUIT ASS HANG OUT TO OUR BALLS. THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A FURRY. IS THE DRAGOGATIVE TO HAVE A LITTLE FURFUN. \nAND OWO,OWO, OWO, GO TOTALLY FUCKING WEIRD, FORGET I'M A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON FROM HELL! \nFURRY SQUIRRELS, FOX TAILS. \nOWO,OWO,OWO, REALLY GO WILD DOING IT IN FURRYPILE. \nOWO,OWO,OWO, GET IN THE SATIFACTION FEEL THE FURBODY ACTION. \nCOLOR OF MY PINK COLORED TAIL, DO WHAT FURRIES DARE. \nOWO,OWO,OWO, I WANNA BE SQUEE , YEAH TO FEEL THE WAY A DRAGON FEEL OWO, I FURRY LIKE A FURRY! \nOWO, RAWW OWO, YEAH THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A FURRY IS THE DRAGOGATIVE TO HAVE A LITTLE FURFUN. AND OWO,OWO, OWO GO\nTOTALLY FUCKING WEIRD, FORGET I'M A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON FROM HELL ! FURRY SQUIRRELS, FOX TAILS. \nOWO,OWO,OWO, REALLY GO WILD DOING IT IN A FURRYPILE. \nOWO,OWO,OWO, GET IN THE FURBODY ACTION. COLOR OF MY \nPINK COLORED TAIL, DO WHAT FURRIES DARE. \nOWO,OWO, OWO I WANNA BE SQUEE, YEAH TO FEEL THE WAY A DRAGON FEEL OWO, I FEEL LIKE A FURRY! \nOWO, RAWW OWO, YEAH THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A FURRY IS THE DRAGOGATIVE TO HAVE A LITTLE FURFUN. AND OWO,OWO, OWO, GO TOTALLY FUCKING WEIRD, FORGET I'M A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON FROM HELL! \nFURRY SQIRRELS , FOX TAILS. OWO,OWO, OWO, REALLY GO WILD DOING IT IN A FURRYPILE. OWO,OWO, OWO, GET IN THE SATIFACTION , FEEL THE FURBODY ACTION. COLOR OF MY PINK COLORED TAIL, DO WHAT FURRIES DARE. OWO,OWO, OWO, I WANNA BE SQUEE, YEAH TO FEEL A WAY A DRAGON FEEL. (A WAY A DRAGON FEEL) \nOWO, I FEEL LIKE A FURRY ! \nRAWW! OWO,OWO,OWO, YEAH, YEAH ACT TOTALLY FUCKING WEIRD. \nHELL YOU WHORES FEEL IT ? RAWW, RAWW, RAWW, COME FURRIES! \nI FEEL LIKE A FURRY ! \n\n\n\n\n\"FUR THRILLS\" !\n\n\n\n\n\nCOME ON, COME ON, TURN THE FURRY MUSIC UP ON AT THE CON. \nIT'S FOXDAY NIGHT, AND IT WON'T BE LONG GOTTA STYLE MY FUR, PUT MY ANIMAL COSTUME ON. IT'S FOXDAY NIGHT, AND WON'T BE LONG. 'TIL A DRAGON FURRY LIKE ME HIT THE KICK ASS DANCE FLOOR. I GOT ALL I NEED. NO, I AIN'T GOT RASH, I AIN'T GOT RASH BUT I GOT ALL YOU AWESOME MOTHER FUCKING FURRIES. \nFURSUITERS, I DON'T NEED COLLAR FILLS TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT.\n(I LOVE FUR THRILLS!)\nBUT I HELLDRAGON DON'T NEED NO HONEY. AS LONG AS MY DRAGON FEET KEEP DANCING! COME ON. COME ON, TURN THE FURRY MUSIC UP ON AT THE CON. IT'S SQUIRRURDAY, AND IT WON'T BE LONG. \nGOTTA GET MY PAINT DRAGON FEEL ON, PUT MY HUGE PINK COLORED TAIL ON. IT'S SQUIRRURDAY, AND IT WON'T BE LONG. 'TIL I HELLDRAGON HIT THE KICK ASS AWESOME CON FLOOR. HIT THE KICK ASS CON FLOOR. I GOT ALL I NEED. NO I AIN'T GOT RASH, I AIN'T GOT RASH. BUT I GOT ALL YOU AWESOME MOTHERFUCKING FURRIES. \nFURSUITERS, I DON'T NEED COLLAR FILLS TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT. \n(I LOVE FUR THRILLS!)\nI DON'T NEED NO HONEY. AS LONG AS I CAN FEEL MY DRAGON FEET. \nI DON'T NEED NO HONEY. AS LONG AS MY DRAGON FEET KEEP DANCING. (I LOVE FUR THRILLS!)\nI DON'T NEED NO HONEY.\nAS LONG AS MY DRAGON FEET KEEP DANCING. (OWO,OWO,OWO,)\nFURSUITERS, I DON'T NEED COLLAR FILLS TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT.\n(I LOVE FUR THRILLS!)\nBUT I DON'T NEED NO HONEY. AS LONG AS I CAN FEEL MY DRAGON FEET. I DON'T NEED NO HONEY. AS LONG AS MY DRAGON FEET KEEP DANCING. \nRAWW, RAWW, RAWW, RAWW, RAWW ! (I LOVE FUR THRILLS!) \nRAWW, RAWW, RAWW, RAWW, RAWW ! (I LOVE FUR THRILLS!)\nRAWW, RAWW, RAWW, RAWW, RAWW! (I LOVE FUR THRILLS!) \n\n\n\n\"CON PICKS\" ! \n\n\nLET'S GO TO THE CONVENTION WHAT I MENTION LET'S GO GET AWAY. \nWE FURRIES SAY WHAT WE GONNA SAY? HAVE A DRINK IN THIS RINK YOUR PINK WHAT STINKS? BAD FUCKERS LIKE ME ARE NOT SEMI TRUCKERS AS IT'S HARD TO COME BY.\nTHE VENUE CONTINUES OWN, LET'S GO GET IT ON THE PHONE , BONE, YES I'M IN THE DRAGON THRONE. IS IT TWO, THREE OR 400 FURRIES HERE DAMN THAT'S AWESOME LEAVE A GOOD SIP. \n\nI'M GONNA BLOW ALL MY MONEY AND DRAGON LIKE ME DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS. I'M ON THE FLOOR, FLOOR I HELLDRAGON FUCKING LOVE TO DANCE. SO GIVE ME, MORE, MORE, 'TIL I CAN'T STAND.\nGET ON THE FLOOR, FLOOR LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST PRANCE.\nIF YOU FUCKING FURRIES WANT MORE. THEN HERE I AM HELLDRAGON!\nCON PICKS! WERE MEANT TO TRY. CLAWS UP AND PARTY HIGH.\nLET'S DO THIS ONE MORE TIME. CAN'T STOP 'CAUSE WE'RE SO FLY.\nLET'S DO THIS ONE MORE TIME, OWO! \nWE'RE PARTYING LIKE A FURRY FUCKER !\nWE'RE PARTYING LIKE A FURRY FUCKER!\nWE'RE PARTYING LIKE A FURRY FUCKER!\nJUMP IN MY TAILHOLE - TAILHOLE, TAILHOLE, \nI OWN THATAND I AIN'T SLAYING MY CENT THIS RUNT. I OWE THAT BUT FUCK WHO YOU WANT, AND FUCK WHO YOU SIKE. \nTHAT'S OUR LIFE , THERE'S NO END IN BRIGHT. \nSPRINKLE, SPRINKLE, LITTLE BAR, NOW EVERY FUCKING FURRY LET ME HEAR YOU SAY RAWW, RAWW, RAWW, NOW SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY AT THE CONVENTION 'CAUSE TODAY'S FURDAY. AND IF YOUR A F, YOU A FUCKING, FUCKING FURRY! MY NAME IS HELL YOU CAN CALL ME HELLDRAGON! GET ON THE FLOOR, FLOOR. LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST PRANCE. IF YOU FUCKING FURRIES WANT MORE. THEN HERE I AM HELLDRAGON!\nCON PICKS ! WERE MEANT TO TRY. CLAWS UP AND PARTY HIGH. \nLET'S DO THIS ONE MORE TIME, OWO. \nCON PICKS! WERE MEANT TO TRY. CLAWS UP AND PARTY HIGH. \nLET'S DO THIS ONE MORE TIME , CANT STOP. \nWE'RE PARTYING LIKE A FURRY FUCKER! \nWE'RE PARTYING LIKE A FURRY FUCKER!\nWE'RE PARTYING LIKE A FURRY FUCKER!\nCON PICKS! WERE MEANT TO TRY . \nCLAWS UP AND PARTY HIGH. LET'S DO THIS ONE MORE TOME (OWO)\n\n\"LOCKED OUT OF THE CONVENTION\"! -BRUNO MARS \n\nONE,TWO,ONE,TWO, THREE.\nOWO,YEAH,YEAH.\nOWO,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH (OWO)\n\nNEVER HAD MUCH TASTE IN FURLOVE OR SNUGGLES(OWO) NEVER WANNA PUT MY DRAGON HEART ON THE TWINE. \n\nBUT TWERKING IN YOUR PARTY IS SOMETHING MAGICAL. (OWO)\n\nI'M A FUCKING DRAGON BORN AGAIN EVERYTIME I SPEND THE NIGHTS WITH YOU MY SPACE WIFE BOVINE FROM OUTERSPACE (OWO)\n\n'CAUSE YOUR 6 PUSSIES TAKE ME TO YOURY FUCKING PARADISE MY HORNY CUNT WIFE!\n\nYEAH, YOUR BOVINE SEX CARMARTA TAKES ME TO PARADISE. AND IT DAMN SHOWS. OWO,OWO,OWO.\n\n'CAUSE THIS FURRY CON MAKES ME FEEL LIKE BECAUSE OF YOUR MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT COVID RULES I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THE CONVENTION ! \n\nFOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG.\nOWO, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE. I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THE CONVENTION!\n\nFOR TOO LONG, FOR TO LONG.\nOH,OH, OWO,OWO,OWO!\nOH, OWO,OWO,OWO,OWO (OWO)\nOH, YEAH,YEAH.\nOH,OWO,OWO,OWO,OWO (OWO) \n\nYOUR CON BRINGS ME TO MY KNEES OUTTA TOWN YOU MAKE ME FURIOUS.(OWO)\nYOU CAN MAKE A WINNER.\nSO CHANGE YOUR FUCKING STUPID RULES THAT WAY I MIGHT GO TO YOUR OK, CON AGAIN! \n\nOPEN UP YOUR FURRY GATES 'CAUSE I CAN'T WAIT TO BE WITH THE AWESOME FUCKING FURSUITERS TO RAVE WITH AGAIN WHEN I SEE THE LIGHT.\n(OWO)\nAND RIGHT THERE AT TTFC IS WHERE I WANNA STAY YEAH THE TAILS AND TORNADOES FURRY CON IN TULSA,OK!\n'CAUSE YOUR BOVINE SEX CARMARTA TAKES ME TO PARADISE. \nAND IT DAMN SHOWS OWO,OWO, OWO.\n'CAUSE THIS FURRY CON MAKES ME FEEL LIKE BECAUSE OF \nYOUR MOTHERUCKING BULLSHIT COVID RULES I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THE CONVENTION! \nFOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG. \nOWO, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE BECAUSE OF YOUR FURRY CON BULLSHIT COVID RULES I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THE CONVENTION! \nFOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG, OWO!\nOH, OWO,OWO,OWO,OWO, YEAH,YEAH,YEAH.\nCAN YOU CHANGE THE RULES HERE?\nSPEND THE REST OF MY DAYS AT HOME? \n\nOH,OWO,OWO,OWO,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH.\nCAN YOU CHANGE THE RULES HERE?\n\nSPEND THE REST OF MY DAYS AT HOME?\n\n'CAUSE THIS FURRY CON MAKE ME FEEL LIKE BECAUSE OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT RULES I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THE CONVENTION!\n\nFOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG.\n\nYEAH, YOU FUCKING CON MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I DON'T WANNA GO TO YOUR ATTENTION WHORE EVENT ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOUR DAMN COVID RULES ONLINE!\n\nTHAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THE CONVENTION! \nFOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG.\n\nOWO,OWO,OWO,OWO.\nOH, OWO,OWO,OWO,OWO (OWO)\nOH, YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH (OWO)\n\n\n\n\n\n\"THE FUR I'AM\"? -EMINEM \n\n\n\nI SIT BACK WITH THIS RAT ON MY LAP. DON'T HAVE A MAP TO SLAP THIS TWEED AS THE SHIT NEEDED TO BE FIT AS I'M THE MOST MEANEST DRAGON DON'T NEED A WAGON ON THIS EARTH. AND SINCE THE MIRTH I'VE BEEN WORSE WITH THIS PURSE. TO JUST CURSE AND JUST FUCK YOU UP YOUR SHIRT AS BIZARRE TO GO FAR WITH MY SHIT. AND I'M WELL AND IT HELPS IN ITSELF TO BELIEVE ALL THIS ATTENTION , SENTENCE'THESE TENTIONS GETTIN' THIS PEST THAT'S BEEN BEATIN' ME RECENTLY OFF. OF THIS MESS AND I REST AGAIN PEACEFULLY(PEACEFULLY) BUT AT LEAST HAVE THE REGENCY TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE WITH MY TONE.WHEN YOU SPEAK SEE ME OUT IN THE DRAGON COSTUME WITH MY FEET. WHEN I'M TREATIN' OR FEEDIN' MY WHORE FOR MORE BOVINE SPACE WIFE AS TO NOT COME SPEAK TO ME. (SPEAK TO ME) I DON'T OWO YOU A MOTHERFUCKIN' THING. I'M NOT MR. NON FURSUITER PURSUIT I CAN MAKE YOU FUCKERS SUCK MY DICK YOU PRICK. I F YOU PIMP ME, MY STANK IS ON EMPTY (IS ON EMPTY) NO PATIENCE IS IN ME AND IF YOU SEND ME. \n\n\nI'M SIFTIN' YOU TEN FEET (YOU TEN FEET) IN THE AIR. I DON'T CARE WHO WAS THERE AND WHO SAW ME JUST PAW YOU. GO CALL YOU LAWYER, FILE YOU A FURSUIT. I'LL SMILE IN THE SORT ROOM AND BUY YOU A STROBE. I'M TIRED OF ALL YOU (OF ALL YOU) I DON'T MEAN TO BE LIKE STEAM. BUT THAT'S ALL I CAN BE. IT'S JUST ME. AND I AM WHATEVER THIS DRAGON AM ? IF I FUCKING WASN'T THEN WHY WOULD I SAY THE FUR IAM ? \n\nIN THE PAPER, THE NEWS, EVERYDAY THE FUR I AM ?\n'CAUSE YOU WHORE I AM WHATEVER YOU SAY THE FUR IAM ?\n\nHA, RADIO WON'T EVEN PLAY WITH LAMBS?\n'CAUSE I AM WHATEVER YOU FUCKERS SAY THE FUR IAM ? \n\nIN THE PAPERS, THE NEWS, EVERYDAY THE FUR IAM ?\nHA, I DON'T KNOW, THAT HELLDRAGON THAT'S FUCKING JUST THE WAY THE FUR I AM ? \n\nSOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE MY FATHER, I HATE TO SEE THIS MATE DATE BE BOTHERED. WITH ALL OF THIS RINSE, IT'S TENSE AND IT'S MY HYSTERICAL CONTENT. THE WRONG BUILT CONSCIENCE' HAS GOTTEN SUCH COTTON RESPONSES\" AND ALL OF THIS CONTROVERSY CIRCLES ME. AND IT SEEMS LIKE WIKIPEDIA JOINTS A ZINGER AT ME. \n(ZINGER AT ME.) SO I JOINT ONE BACK AT'EM, BUT NOT THE WINDEX OR STNKIE OR BLING OR THE DUMB, IT'S THE ONE YOU PUT UP WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK, WHEN YOU WON'T JUST PUT UP WITH THE \nBULLSHIT THEY PULL, 'CAUSE THEY FULL OF SHIT TOO. \nWHEN A DUDE'S GETTIN' BULLIED AND HOOTS UP HIS FOOL. AND THEY BLAME IT ON CARILYN (ON CARILYN) \nAND THE HEROIN. WHERE WERE THE PARENTS AT?\n(PARENTS AT?) AND LOOK WHERE IT'S AT! PIDDLE AMERICA, NOW IT'S A MAJESTY. NOW IT'S SO SAD TO SEE, AN PUPPER GLASS PITY. HAVIN' THIS RAPPIN' (THIS RAPPIN') \nTHEN ATTACK HELLDRAGON! \n\n'CAUSE I METAL THIS WAY (METAL THIS WAY) \nBUT I'M GLAD 'CAUSE THEY FEED THE SEED GREED MEEED READ ME THE FUEL THAT I NEED FOR THE FIRE THAT'S HIGHER TO BURN YOU'LL LEARN IN YOUR URN. AND IT'S TURIN' AND I THUNDER DEATH HAVE RETURNED! AND I'AM WHATEVER THIS DRAGON AM? IF I FUCKING WASN'T THEN WHY WOULD I SAY THE FUR I AM ?\n\nIN THE PAPERS, THE NEWS , EVERYDAY THE FUR I AM ? \n\n\n\nRADIO WON'T EVEN PLAY WITH LAMBS. \n'CAUSE YOU WHORE I AM WHATEVER YOU SAY THE FUR I AM ?\n\nIF I WASN'T WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY THE FUR I AM ? \nIN THE PAPERS , THE NEWS EVERY DAY THE FUR IAM ?\nHA, I DON'T KNOW, THAT HELLDRAGON THAT'S JUST THE FUCKING WAY THE FUR I AM?\n\nI'M SO SICK AS A DICK YOU PRICKS AND TIRED OF BEIN' YOUR DESIRE. THAT I PISS THAT I WOULD JUST FRY OR GET TO RETIRE. \nAND DROPPED TO BE BOPPED AND GET TO HOP FROM MY FATAL LABEL, LET'S STOP WITH THE SUPPER ON THE TABLES IF YOU ARE ABLE TO SHOCK YOURSELF WITH CABLES. \nI'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO TOP A MOP \"MY NAME IS HELLDRAGON! \nAND IN CISIONS-WHORE INTO SOME COCKY PENETRATION FAUSTRATION. TO POP ME DEMONSTRATION ADMINISTRATIONS.\nAND I JUST DO NOT GOT THE PATIENCE(GOT THE PATIENCE)\nTO DEAL WITH THESE ROCKY MASIONS WHO THINK YOUR SOME CHIGGER WHO FEEDS ON ME BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS THINK I'M BLACK I DON'T GIVE YOU NO SLACK.AS I KILL YOU OFF MY RACK. SO I TALK WITH A ACCENT I REPENT AS I GRAB MY BALLS WITH MY LAWS AND I MUAL YOU AND HAUL YOU AS YOU ASK THESE QUESTIONS KEEP ASKIN' \nTHE SAME FUCKIN' QUESTIONS (FUCKING QUESTIONS) WHAT SCHOOL DID I GO TO, WHAT FOOD I GREW UP EATEN IT'S KEEP'EM THE WAY YOU CRAY THE WHO GO BOO WHEN, THE WHERE, AND HOW COW, PW, WOW! 'TIL I'M STABBIN' MY WAY TO THE FAIR. AND I'M IN THE AIR OUTSIDE. DIVIDE LET IT SLIDE. 'CAUSE THEY DRIVIN' LIVIN' VIBIN' ME LAZY. (ME LAZY)\n\nI CAN'T TAKE IT I'M PASTING, MASTING, I STAND WITH THE BAND WAVE MY PAWS TO MALLS. AND I'M THANKFUL FOR EVERY FAN OR TAN I GET. BUT I CAN'T TAKE FLAKE IN THE LAKE TAKE A SHIT I HAVE A FIT. WITHOUT I POUT SOMEONE STANDIN' BY IT (STANDIN' BY IT ) NO, I WON'T SIGN YOUR AUTOGRAPH YOU SASH BASH WITH MY CASH YOU FUCKING GASH CALL ME AN ASSHOLE WITH MY POLE YEAH I'M THE MOLE UNDERGROUND INSIDE YOU WHORE I'M GLAD! \n'CAUSE YOU WHORE I'AM WHATEVER YOU SAY THE FUR I AM ? IF I WASN'T , THEN WHY WOULD I HELLDRAGON FUCKING SAY THE FUR I AM ?\n\nIN THE PAPER, THE NEWS, EVERYDAY THE FUR I AM ? RADIO WON'T EVEN PLAY WITH LAMBS.\n\n'CAUSE YOU WHORE I' AM WHAT EVER YOU SAY THE FUR I AM ?\n\nIF I WASN'T THEN WHY WOULD I HELLDRAGON FUCKING SAY THE FUR I AM ?\n\nIN THE PAPERS, THE NEWS, EVERYDAY THE FUR I AM?\n\nHA, I DON'T KNOW THAT HELLDRAGON THAT'S JUST FUCKING WAY FUR I AM ? \n(THE FUR I AM ?) \n\n\n\"POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU\"! -RICK DERRINGER \n\n\nI WAS THAT TRAINER MOVING WHEN HE TOOK HOLD. \nIT WAS SPERM RING NIGHT AT THE POKE CENTER HALL. \nTHERE WAS A GROUP CALLED TEAM ROCKET THEY WERE PLAYING WITH HORNY MEOWTH THE DEVILISH CAT.\n\"CAUSE KNOW A TRINER LIKE ME IS NOT GONNA LOSE BATTLE AGAINST YOUR FUCKING EVIL WAYS WITH MY ELECTRIC MOUSE WHEN HE MAKES SOUND.\n\nPOKE' MY BALLS PIKACHU! \n(POKE' MY BALLS PIKACHU!)\nDAMN BASTARD BRIGHT MY AMMUSE.\n\nPOKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!\n(POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!)\n\nFUCK ON OUT AND FEED THE MEWS.\nTHE BUTTERFREE STARTED BUZZIN'\n'BOUT THIS TIME A YEAR.\nI'M FURSUITING 'ROUND BACK, OH , DAMN HOT HORNY CUNT MAMA SAID SHE'D MEET ME THERE IN THAT FIELD. \nI WAS ROLLIN' IN THE ASSHOLE OF MY WIFE THAT FLOWS HER DESERET BEHIND A BARN. WHEN SHE DISAPPEARS MY REPTILE EARS START RINGING LIKE A CHARM LOVE FROM CARMARTA! \n\nPOKE' MY BALLS PIKACHU! DAMN BASTARD BRIGHT MY AMMUSE. \n(BRIGHT MY AMMUSE) POKE' MY BALLS PIKACHU! \nFUCK ON OUT AND FEED THE MEWS.\nYEAH, DID SOME POKE'MON TRAINER SAY KEEP LETTING THAT ELECTRIC MOUSE SUCK MY COCK? OWO! \nTHAT'S RIGHT PIKACHU OWOOO! \nI HOPE YOU ALL GOT YOUR GYM BADGE I THINK YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT? \n\n\nTHE WAY THAT ELECTRIC MOUSE ALSO WIGGLES HIS PENIS AS THAT HORNY SON OF A BITCH REALLY KNOCKS ME OUT AFTER HE'S EMPTY HIS CUM INTO ME. I'M GETTING MY THIGH FUCK BY HIM ALL THE TIME. SO PIKACHU COME A A LITTLE CLOSER AND THIS DRAGON COULDN'T RESIST HOW FUCKING HORNY THIS MOUSE WAS SO HE RAMMED HIS PENIS DOWN MY THROAT AS HE WANT'S ME TO SUCK HIM OFF FOR ME. \nPOKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!\n(POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!)\nDAMN BASTARD BRIGHT MY AMMUSE.\n(BRIGHT MY AMMUSE)\nPOKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!\n(POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!)\nFUCK ON OUT AND FEED THE MEWS!\nOWO!\nPOKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!\n(POKE 'MY BALLS PIKACHU!)\nDAMN BASTARD BRIGHT MY AMMUSE.\nPOKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!\n(POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!)\nFUCK ON OUT AND FEED THE MEWS!\nTHAT I'M A DRAGON DESIRE OF PLAYING FURCREWS. (POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!) \nI DONE FURSUITERS SAID GOODBYE TO ALL MY DUES. \n(POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!)\nDAMN BASTARD BRIGHT MY AMMUSE. OWO! \n\n\n\nSQUIRREL GLIDER- DIO \n\n\nRH-HRM-HMM\nYEAH,YEAH \n\nSQUIRREL GLIDER ! \nYOU'VE BEEN UP IN THE TREES FAR TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT BREEZE.\n\nOH, FURGOT WHAT'S BECOMING OF ME ?\nGROPE THE SQIRREL.\nYOU CAN SEE HIS FLUFFY BRIGHT PINK FUR, \nBUT YOU KNOW HE'S LEAN \nOH, DON'T YOU SEE WHAT I SEEN ?\n\nGOTTA GET AWAY.\nSQUIRREL GLIDER !\nYEAH \nGOT SHINY FURSUITS LIKE THE CUTE LOVELY DOVEY EYES OF A FUCKING RODENT IN RAINBOW COLORS IT'S TRUE.\nSOMETHING OWO, IS COMING FOR YOUR ASS! \nLOOKOUT HIS COCK OF COURSE.\nFACE FOR MORNING WOOD.\nAS YOU CAN PRIDE INTHE SUN 'TIL YOU SEE THE BRIGHT.\nOH, WE WILL PLAY IT'S ALRIGHT.\n\n\nGOTTA GET AWAY.\n\n\nBETWEEN THE VELVET FLIES.\nTHERE'S A BOOTH THAT'S HARD TO APPEAL, YEAH.\nTHE INTENTIONS NEVER DIE.\nLIFE'S A RODENT RIDING ON A HAMSTER WHEEL, SAY \nSQUIRREL GLIDER ! \nYOU'RE THE STAR OF THE PARADE. \n\nNO NEED TO LOOK AFRAID. \nFUCK,FUCK,FUCK AS THE COCK IS BURIED IN MY ASSHOLE OF THE SQUIRREL.\nI CAN FEEL HIS HORNY HEART BEAT.\nBUT I KNOW HE'S A HOT GAY TEAM.\nSOME FURRY IS ALRIGHT CAN NEVER BE WHAT IT SEEMS, YEAH. \nSQUIRREL GLIDER!\n\nYOU'VE BEEN UP IN THE TREES FAR TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT BREEZE.\nOWO, THIS FUCKING WHORE SEX IS BECOMING OF ME ? OH, OH .\nGROPE THE SQUIRREL. YOU CAN SEE HIS FLUFFY BRIGHT PINK FUR, BUT YOU KNOW HE'S LEAN. OH, DON'T YOU SEEN WHAT I SEEN? \nGOTTA GET AWAY, GET AWAY, YEAH. \nSQUIRREL GLIDER! HOLE MASTURBVIVOR. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CUMMING CLEAN. SQUIRREL GLIDER! SQUIRREL GLIDER! \nTHERE'S A RODENT FURRY SCREWING AFTER ME.\nSQUIRREL GLIDER! YEAH, SQUIRREL GLIDER! \nALRIGHT. \nGET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY.\n\nSQUIRREL GLIDER, SQUIRREL GLIDER.\nOH, SQURREL GLIDER ! \nCHITT-CHITT-ER, SQQQEAK! \n\n\"FURRY AS HELL\"!- LIZZO \n\n\nI PUT MY FURRY DRAGON HEAD ON, CHECK MY TOE NAILS. \nFURSUITER FUCKERS HOW YOU FEELING? (FEELING FURRY AS HELL !)\nOWO, WILD HYENA, TIRED OF THE PEOPLE THAT ARE FULL OF SHIT. \nGO ON THRUST YOUR WING SHOULDERS LIKE A BAT. KEEP IT SOOTHING. YES, ARE YOU BORNED TRYA GET SOME NEW SHIT. IN THERE, FURSUIT WEAR, GOING TO THE ZOO SHIT. COME , NOW, LOOK HOW CUTE YOUR SEXY EYES ARE YOU PREETTY GOAT YOU. YOU KNOW YOUR NOT FAR, AS YOU USE YOUR PAWS TO TOUCH THE SKY. \nI KNOW DRAGON LIKE ME THAT IT'S HARD BUT I KNOW YOU WILL KEEP TRYING TO BE THAT SEXY FURRY GOAT FOR ME SO SHAKE THAT ASS ! \nIF OTHER KAREN'S HATE US HERE'S MY ADVICE , LET MY DRAGON VOICE BE HEARD IT'S FURSONIFIED THAT IF THAT BITCH GIVES US CREATURES A BAD GOSSIP JUST BE PROUD TO BE A FURRY AND THOSE STUID CUNTS WILL BE WALKING OUT THE DOOR. I PUT MY FURRY DRAGON HEAD ON, CHECK MY TOE NAILS. FURSUITER FUCKERS HOW YOU FEELING ? (FEELING FURRY AS HELL !)\nPUT MY FURRY DRAGON HEAD ON, CHECK MY TOENAILS.\nFURSUITER FUCKERS HOW YOU FEELING? \n(FEELING FURRY AS HELL!) \nOWO, I HELLDRAGON NEED TO KICK OFF MY REPTILIAN FEET. \nGOT TO TAKE A GROWLING BREATH, TIME TO SEE IF THEY HAVE A FURSUITER LOCUST ONLINE OF YOU.\nALL THE BIG NIGHTS, OF LONG AND BRIGHT STUFF I WENT THROUGH.\nI GOT SOME SMIRNOFF ICE I BEEN FUCKING SAVING FOR ME WHY BECAUSE SHIT I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE DONNY GOODBYE FUCK OFF AS YOU DIDN'T CHANGE YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE SACRIFICE WAS LOSING ME AS YOUR BEST DAMN FRIEND OF, THE PAST THINGS TO HURT ME WAS FUCKING WRONG , I MAKE MY MIND UP RIGHT. SO FUCK YOU DONNY GO TO HELL SUCK MY DRAGON BALLS AS THEY DO HANG OUT TONIGHT. BUT YOU WON'T GET THIS DAMN BROKEN FRIENDSHIP LOVE ANYWAY 'CAUSE I REALLY DON'T CARE ANYMORE. SO WALK YOUR ASS OUT MY LIFE'S DOOR! \nI PUT MY DRAGON HEAD ON , CHECK MY TOENAILS.\nFURSUITER FUCKERS HOW YOU FEELING? \n(FEELING FURRY AS HELL!)\n\n\nYOU WERE AWESOME FUCKERS!!!\n\n\n\"ONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON\" !-MURRAY HEADS \n\n\nFURRYCON, OTHERKIN CITY BUT THE CITY DON'T KNOW WHAT ANIMALS ARE GETTING IN THE CITY.\nTHE CREAMY WHITE BAT OF DE LA ICE CREME COLORS OF NEOPOLITIAN OF THE FANTASY WORLD. IN AN ANIME SHOW WITH EVERYTHING BUT THE YU YU HAKUSHO. TIME FLIES, DOESN'T SEEM A MINUTE. SINCE THE HOKAGE SPA NINJA BEAR CLAN AS THE REST OF THE HOARD ALL CHANGED, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU PLAY AT THIS REBEL THERE'S NO NORMAL VENUE. IT'S FOXLAND, OF THE GRYPHONPINES OR HYENTINGS OR, OR THIS CONVENTION. ONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON! \nAND THE ZOO'S YOUR COASTER. THE ENERGY DRINK BARS ARE SIMPLE BUT THEIR FURSUITS AIN'T FREE. \nYOU'LL FIND EVERY HORNY SEXUAL FURRY FUCKER IN EVERY GOLDEN CLITSTER OF HER BLACK WIDOW SPIDER PUSSY. AND IF YOUR PUPPY THAT'S LUCKY, THEN THE COSPLAYER AQUA GODDESS A DORKY SLUT GOAT ALWAYS GET'S EATEN BY GIANT FROGS SHE'S NOT VERY SMART BUT KAZUMA SATOU IS IN KONSUBA: GOD'S BLESSING ON THIS WONDERFUL WORLD. I CAN FEEL HER GOAT COCK FUCKING INSIDE OF ME. ONE CITY'S NOT LIKE ANOTHER.\nWHEN YOUR DRAGON HEAD'S SMILING OVER THE PIECES AT THE CON. \nBROTHER. (IT'S A DRAGON, IT'S A MOUSE WHORE, IT'S REALLY SUCH A PRETTY CITY. TO BE LOOKING AT THE ARTIST BOARD. NOT LOOKING AT YOUR DAMN PITY.) \nOWO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE US FURRIES?\nYOU'VE SEEN THE WOLVES, EAGLES, SKULLDOGS, POKE'MON FURSUITER OF THE CROWDED CONVENTION. SALUTED, SINKING FROWN. \n(TEA,COSPLAYER DICKGIRLS SO HOT AND WARM, AND THEIR PHALLUS IN YOU AND YOUR ASS SO SWEET LIKE HONEY WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF NECTAR CUM THEY PUT IN YOU. AS SOME TIGER BITCH SET YOU UP IN HER PUSSYWET, MUSKY SEX.) \nGET THIGH'D YOU'RE TALKING TO A FURIST WHOSE EVERY MOVE'S AMONG THE PURR-FURIT KITTY CAT THAT YOUR EVER DID KNOW?\nI HELLDRAGON GET MY LICKS ABOUT THE WAISTLINE, BOVINE DIVINE. ONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON!\nMAKES, A HARD ON RUMBLE. NOT MUCH TO SPEND BETWEEN A PAIR OF HOT HYENA'S CHICKS LOOKING AT YOU WITH FETISHY! \nONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON! \nAND A HORNY FAT HIPPO FURRY WANTS TO FUMBLE TO BUY MERCHANDISE AT THE CON. CAN'T BE TOO LUSTFUL WITH YOUR FURRY NEEDS. I CAN FEEL THE CUM COMING OUT NEXT TO ME. SIAMESE IS WITNESS TO A YOUTUBER YOU NEVER MET NICKNAMED KITTENSTUFFER! \nTO THE CONVENTION DANCE TEST FURNESS. THIS TRIPS FOR ME IS MORE THAN I WOULD HAVE DREAMED IN A MUDDY COLD RIVER LIKE A DIRTY SLUT PIG PLAYING IN THE RAIN. OR RESUITING BALLROOM. \nTHANK YOU, PROUD TO BE A FURRY! \n\nI'M ONLY ENTERTAINING THE FAME, ROLLING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR WITH YOUR FUNNY FURRY JOKES.\nI DON'T SEE YOU ANTI-FURS NAGGING OF THE KIND OF CON SEX YOU CLAIM WE HAVE IS NOT TRUE AS YOU BELIEVE I'M CONSTIPATED I'D WILL NOT LET YOU WATCH, I WON'T INVITE YOU BECAUSE THAT'S GROSS I'M NOT LIKE THAT AT A CON.\nSO THE SNAKE WHORE QUEENS WOULD TO VORITE YOU INSIDE THEIR STOMACH OF THE NIGHTMARISH SEXUAL DESIRES THEY WOULD HAVE WITH YOU. SO YOU BETTER GO BACK TO THE CONVENTION AS THIS CON IS OVER TONIGHT DRIVE BACK TO YOUR CARS. AS YOUR PIMPLE CUTE PRINCESS KOPPA BOWSETTE DICKGIRL DRAGON TURTLE AS HER WANT SOME OF YOUR HOT ASS BOY TO FUCK OF COURSE AND SHE DOES MASSAGE YOUR ANUS OF SO MANY DOLLARS. \nONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON! \nAND THE CONVENTION IS YOUR TOASTER! THE CANDY BARS ARE SIMPLE BUT THE WORLDS AIN'T FREE. YOU'LL FIND A TRICKSTER NINETAIL FOX MISCHIEF FURSUITER WANTS TO GIVE HUGS TOO YOU OF A GOLDEN MOISTER. A LITTLE MESH HEAD OWL, A LITTLE FURSTORY. I CAN FEEL EXCITEMENT WAITING FOR ME. \nONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON! \nMAKES HARD ON RUMBLE. \nNOT MUCH TO SPEND BETWEEN A PAIR OF HOT HYENA'S CHICKS LOOKING AT YOU WITH FETISHY! ONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON! \nAND A HORNY FAT HIPPO FURRY WANTS TO FUMBLE TO BUY MERCHANDISE AT THE CON. CAN'T BE TOO LUSTFUL WITH YOUR FURRY NEEDS. I CAN FEEL THE CUM COMING OUT NEXT TO ME. \n\n\n\"DRAGON'S LIGHT MY FIRE\"!- THE DOORS \n\nYOU KNOW IF I WASN'T A FURRY IT WOULDN'T BE TRUE? YOU KNOW DAMN WE'LL WHORE I'D BE A LIAR. IF I AT THIS CON SAID TO YOU! WHORE, WE ANIMALS COULDN'T FLY MUCH HIGHER. COME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE! COME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE! TRY TO USE MY SPICY BREATH AS MOTHERFUCKING HELLDRAGON WILL SET YOUR FURRY PARTY ON FIRE! THE TIME TO CELEBRATE IS THROUGH NO TIME TO SWALLOW IN THE DESIRE. TRY NOW, I CAN NOT LOSE AND OUR LOVE IN THIS FURRY FANDOM BECOME A HELLISH WIRE. COME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE! COME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE! TRY TO USE MY SPICY BREATH AS MOTHERFUCKING HELLDRAGON WILL SET YOUR FURRY PARTY ON FIRE! OWO,! THE TIME TO CELEBRATE IS THROUGH MO TIME TO SAWLLOW IN THE DESIRE. TRY NOW I CAN NOT LOSE. AND OUR LOVE IN THIS FURRY FANDOM BECOME A HELLISH WIRE. \n\n\n\nCOME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE! COME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE!\nTRY TO USE MY SPICY BREATH AS MOTHERFUCKING HELLDRAGON WILL SET YOUR FURRY PARTY ON FIRE!\nOWO, RAWWW! \nYOU KNOW IF I WASN'T A FURRY IT WOULDN'T BE TRUE? YOU KNOW DAMN WE'LL WHORE I'D BE A LIAR.\nIF I AT THIS CON SAID TO YOU! WHORE, WE ANIMALS COULDN'T FLY MUCH HIGHER.\nCOME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE! COME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE!\nTRY TO USE MY SPICY BREATH AS MOTHERFUCKING HELLDRAGON WILL SET YOUR FURRY PARTY ON FIRE!\nTRY TO USE MY SPICY BREATH AS MOTHERFUCKING HELLDRAGON WILL SET YOUR FURRY PARTY ON FIRE!\nTRY TO USE MY SPICY BREATH AS MOTHERFUCKING HELLDRAGON WILL SET YOUR FURRY PARTY ON FIRE!\n\n\n\"FURRY PARTY BLITZ\"!- SWEET PARODY \n\nARE YOU READY SPARKLE DOG ? (WOOROO!) ASHLEY COYOTE (OWO!) \nHELLDRAGON (OWO, FUCK YEAH!) ALRIGHT FUCKERS LET'S GO ! \nOH, IT'S BEEN GETTING QUITE HARD GOING TO THE CONS! \nLIVING AS A FURRY DRAGON THE THINGS I DO TO ME. \nMY ANIMAL SIDE CHARACTER AND MY DREAMS MAY SEEM STRANGE. \nI'D BE TO TELL YOU FURRIES EVERYTHING I WAS MEANT TO BE. OH, I SEE A CUTE HORNY BAT AS HIS EYES ARE AS RED AS THE SUN. \nAND THE HOT POSSUM DICKGIRL AS SOME TRY TO IGNORE HER. \" CAUSE PHALLUS QUEEN THINKS SHE'S THE BEST PENETRATED ONE. OH. YEAH IT WAS MAWING EVERY FURRY WAS CLAWING AND THE MUSIC WAS DOOMY AND THEY ALL STARTED MOVING. OWO, OWO, OWO, OWO, OWO! AND THE BEAR IN THE BACK SAID \" EVERY FURRY SHOW YOUR RACKS\"! AND IT TURNED INTO A FURRY PARTY BLITZ! AND THE OTHER HOT DICKGIRL SQUIRREL WITH YOUR NUTS HANGING DOWN SAID, BSTARD I WANT TO WARN YOU I FUCK HARD WITH MY ACORN SHAPED PENIS AND I WILL CUM MY LOVE INTO YOU. IT'LL TURN INTO A FURRY PARTY BLITZ! FURRY PARTY BLITZ! FURRY PARTY BLITZ! I'M HUGGING ALL OF YOU IN HELL! TOUCHING YOU CUTE FURRIES WITH MY PAWS. I OWO, LOVE TALKING CUTE TO YOUR HORNY LAUGHING PRETTY HYENA'S AS YOU CALL ME OVER TO YOU FURSUITERS ECHO AND GOTH HYENA'S. WHEN YOU TWO APPEAR THERE'S A WHOLE MESS WITH YOU IN THE ROOM. NOW THE CROW KAW'S IN THE BACK AIN'T GIVING NO SLACK! \nAS HE RAISES HIS TALON'S TO THE CEILING. AND THE SKINNY CUTE HOT PINK KINKY MOUSE GIRL IN THE CORNER IS EVERY FURRIES WARMER. SHE COULD THRILL YOU WITH A STINK OF HER PIE. OH, YEAH IT WAS FURECTRIC.. SO FANTASICALLY GRYPHONIC AND FURRIES KEPT ON DANCING. 'CAUSE THEY STOPPED MEETING. OWO, OWO, OWO, OWO, OWO. NOW THE CROW KAW'S IN THE BACK AIN'T GIVING NO SLACK! AND IT TURNED INTO A FURRY PARTY BLITZ! AND THE OTHER HOT DICKGIRL SQUIRREL WITH YOUR NUTS HANGING DOWN SAID, BASTARD I WANT TO WARN YOU I FUCK HARD WITH MY ACORN SHAPED PENIS AND I WILL CUM MY LOVE INTO YOU. AND IT TURNED INTO A FURRY PARTY BLITZ! FURRY PARTY BLITZ! FURRY PARTY BLITZ! FURRY PARTY BLITZ! , OWO, OWO, AFURRY PARTY BLITZ! OWO, OWO, FURRY PARTY BLITZ! OWO, OWO, FURRY PARTY BLITZ YEAH, OWO, A FURRY PARTY BLITZ! \n\n\n\"CON AFTER CON \" !- CYNDI LAUPER PARODY \n\nGETTING OUT OF MY BED. I HEAR THE TIME TICK I THINK OF A PLACE. CAUGHT UP TO DRESS UP IN CIRCLES. CONVENTION IS SOMETHING NEW. FLASHBACK OF BEING A CUTE FURRY FROM HELL WITH WARM NIGHTS. MY STUPID FRIEND ALMOST LEFT BEHIND. TOTEBAG OF THE MEMORIES OF SOME OF THE PLACES WE COULDN'T GO BECAUSE OF SADNESS WITH FUCKING COVID-19 VIRUS. CON AFTER CON! SOMETIMES I PICTURE THE AWESOME KICK ASS PHOTO'S I GOT WITH FURRIES AT TAILS AND TORNADO'S IN TULSA, OK. I'M QUAKIN' TOO FAR AHEAD. THE CONVENTION IS CALLING ME AGAIN AS TO ME I CAN'T HEAR WHY YOU ALL PEOPLE THINK WERE HERE TO HAVE SEX AND FUCK ZOO ANIMALS THAT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE YOU PIG ASSWHORE SLUT BITCH CUNT TRASH SO SHUT UP ! THEN I SLOW DOWN WHAT I SAY TO YOU FURHATERS I HERE TO ROAST YOU IN MY HELL FOOLS AND I WANNA KNOW DOES YOUR CORPSE TASTE LIKE HOT PEPPERS LET'S FIND OUT BECAUSE I STAND TALL LIKE A DRAGON AND PROUD TO BE A FURRY! \nSO GET LOST YOU WORTHLESS SKANK! I FALL BEHIND ON MY COSTUME. THE NOON HAND UNWINDS. IF I'M CUTE YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. \nCON AFTER CON ! IF YOU WANNA HUG FROM HELL AS FRIEND I WILL CATCH YOU, I HELL DRAGON WILL BE WAITING. CON AFTER CON! I'M CUTE YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. CON AFTER CON ! IF YOU WANNA HUG FROM HELL AS FRIEND I WILL CATCH YOU, I HELL DRAGON WILL BE WAITING. CON AFTER CON ! AFTER THE PICTURES FADE I DIDN'T GET FROM THAT PHOTO. FROM THAT GUY WHO SAID I WOULD GET MY FURSUIT PICTURES SO SAD HE LIED TO ME AS MY HEART TURNS TO GRAY. WATCHING THROUGH CONVENTION WINDOWS. YOU'RE WONDERING IF I WAS OK AT THIS CON. WATCH TIME STOPPED LATE GETTING OUT DEEP INSIDE ME. THE ANGRY PARENT IS PISSED OFF AT ME NOT WATCHING THE TIME TO LEAVE THE CON. I WAS SORRY BUT IT WAS MY WATCHES FAULT AND PART OF MINE. I'M CUTE YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. CON AFTER CON! \nTHEN I SLOW DOWN WHAT I SAY TO YOU FURHATERS I HERE TO ROAST YOU IN MY HELL FOOLS AND I WANNA KNOW DOES YOUR CORPSE TASTE LIKE HOT PEPPERS LET'S FIND OUT BECAUSE I STAND TALL LIKE A DRAGON AND PROUD TO BE A FURRY! \nSO GET LOST YOU WORTHLESS SKANK! I FALL BEHIND ON MY COSTUME. THE NOON HAND UNWINDS. \nI'M CUTE YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. CON AFTER CON!\nIF YOU WANNA HUG FROM HELL AS FRIEND I WILL CATCH YOU, I HELL DRAGON WILL BE WAITING. CON AFTER CON !\nI'M CUTE YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. CON AFTER CON!\nIF YOU WANNA HUG FROM HELL AS FRIEND I WILL CATCH YOU, I HELL DRAGON WILL BE WAITING. CON AFTER CON ! CON AFTER CON !\nCON AFTER CON !, CON AFTER CON !, CON AFTER CON !, CON AFTER CON !, CON AFTER CON !, CON AFTER CON !, CON AFTER CON !, CON AFTER CON !,\n\n\"FURRIES, FURRIES! - ICE-T PARODY (LAST SONG) \n\nI'AM A HELLDRAGON WALKIN' RECYCLE PATH RAWWWING. KING OF MY DRAGONS JUST A FURSUITER ROCKIN. LIVIN IN HELL LIKE A FIRECRACKER, QUICK NOT TO LOSE. FURSONA OF DEATH BACK, THE MOTHERFUCKING FIRE BREATHING BEHEMOTH DRAGON IS BACK. THE FURRIES, I CHOOSE HOT PINK AND ORANGE, CUZ OR LOVE. IT JUST DON'T MATTER SUCKAFURHATERS DIVE FOR YOUR LIFE WHEN MY LAVA BREATH SCATTERS THE FURHATING GANG OF F.A, (FURRY ANTHROCON) WILL NEVER DIE - JUST PAWYIFIED. YOU SEE THEY PRICKS CAN'T HIT US WE'RE TOO SMART FOR THEM. THEY TRY TO HIT US BUT IN THE END THEY CAN'T HIT US STILL. IT'S LIKE A HATE WAR, YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN! PEOPLE LIKE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND US. YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DEALING WITH US FURRIES BUT BITCH YOU HAVE NO CLUE. YOU WANNA CANCEL OUR FUN GET RID OF OUR ENJOYMENT. IT'S GOING TO TAKE A LOTTA OF WORK BUT PEOPLE WE'RE PROUD TO BE A FURRY AND DRAGON LIKE ME STANDS TALL AMONG YOUR CROWD. AS WE FURRIES COME IN MY SIZES AND STYLES THIS IS NO JOKE FUCK YOU! WE ARE REAL AND WE DO ENJOY WHO WE ARE. DID YOU BITCH THINK YOU KNOW ME HELLDRAGON! YOU USE THAT TONE IN THIS CON I HOPE YOU GET KICKED OUT FOR BEING RUDE BITCH! NOT COOL I DON'T NEED YOUR PRESISTANCE, STAY A SOCIAL DISTANCE AWAY FROM ME FURHATERS! ANY PROBLEM I GOT I JUST PUT MY PAWS IN. MY LIFE INSIDE HELL IS MY VIOLENT BUT YOUR VIOLENT IS YOUR LIFE. PEACE IS A SCREAM, REALITY IS A SNIFE. MY FURRIES, MY HONOR, MY FURRIES, MY ALL WITH MY FURRIES! ME A DRAGON PROUD SOLDIER STANDS TALL. TELL ME WHAT HAVE YOU LEFT ME , WHAT FURRY PRIDE HAVE I GOT? LAST NIGHT IN GOLD LOVE MY FURSONA GOT HOT. MY FURSUIT FRIENDS GOT THE SLACK. MY OTHER FURRY RAT FEMALE IS ON LACK OF FRIENDS. MY DICKGIRL OTHER FURRY FRIEND LION NAMED RUFF STUFF SHOWS HER PRETTY FURSUIT ARMS ON TRACK. MADNESS INSANITY, LIVE IN INSANITY. THEN SOME PUNK HATERS CLAIMIN' THEY'RE UNDERSTANDIN' ME THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HELLDRAGON THAT'S WHO. GIVE ME A BREAK, WHAT WORLD DO YOU FURHATERS LIVE IN. DEATH IS MY ONLY HELLREADY FOR YOU ALL MY RELIGION IS THE DEMON IN ALL OF US I ENJOY THIS FURSONA UNTIL THE DAY I DIE. I LOVE BEING YOUR FURRY DRAGON FROM HELL MEET ME I'M HELLDRAGON !!!\nOWO, I'M FRIENDLY FURRY GANG. AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE NOT FURRIES BUT THEY SUPPORT ME. I DO KNOW WHY I BECAME A FURRY WHY DO I DO IT FOR THE FANDOM. FOR MYSELF TO BE DIFFERENT I NEVER THOUGHT AT A FURRY CON FURRIES LOVE SOME OF MY BEST HORRORICONS BUT I GOT SOMETHING OUT OF IT PURE LOVE IN MY HEART. LOOK AT YOU ALL FURSUITERS YOU MAKE ME PROUD TO BE A FURRY. I'M LIVIN' WITH MY FURSUIT JUST LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, LOOK AT ME. MY SHORTS MIGHT BE SAGGIN' PINK PURPLISH DRAGON FURSUIT MASK HA HA HA LOT'S OF PEOPLE STARE I DON'T CARE. MY GAME IS THE KNOWNLEDGE AND RESPECT NO FEAR. I'VE NO REMORSE SO SQUARES BEWARE. BUT MY TRUE INTENTIONS IS JUST PRETEND. IS YOU AIN'T IN MY PET, YOU AIN'T MY FRIEND. WEAR MY COLORS PROUD IT'S MY LIFE THAT NEVER ENDS. LISTEN TO ME, HELLDRAGON! \nNO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE OR HATERS SAY IT'S OK TO JOIN A FURRY CONVENTION. YOU WANNA DO THINGS FOR A CHANGE. A FURRY VIBE IS MY FAVORITE THING. YOU'RE JUST GONNA END UP LIKING US FURRIES ANYWAY AS A RED FOX FRIEND AND TIME TO SEE THAT CUTE TAIL OF YOURS. I KNOW I HAVE A CHANCE TO CHANGE TO NOT BE A FURRY BUT I WON'T I LOVE IT. I'M A FURRY FREAK YEAH, SO WHAT THAT IS MY WISH NOT YOURS BASTARD ! I WALK TALL LIKE DRAGON, DON'T NEED A WAGON AS YOU SAY STOP BUT I'LL SAY I CAN'T MY HOME IS WITH THE FURRY GANG. IT'S ALL THAT I HAVE I'M A METAL STAR, ON THE WALLS IS MY PHOTOGRAPH. YOU DON'T LIKE IT, SO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GO. CAUSE THE FEETS OF ME ARE MY RAGE AND MIRROR'S MY FLOW.FURI-ANALYZE TRIED TO BE POSING WITH ME. WHY? IT WASN'T MY FURSONA THAT BRUTALLY DIED. BUT IT WAS FINE, SO LET ME FIND. MY HELLISH TERRITORY, YOU DON'T EVER CROSS MY LINE. DON'T TRY TO ACT CRAZY CAUSE THAT SHIT DON'T FAZE ME. IF YOU RAN LIKE A SKUNK WOULD THAT AMAZE ME. CAUSE MY FURRIES! REST THOUGH WE ALL FURSUITERS WISHED WE ALL HAD PEACE FROM YOU HATERS! BUT LOOKS LIKE THIS WAR WON'T END. TILL ALL HATE CEASE.SEE THE HATERS OF THE STREETS OF FURRY GANGS WILL ALWAYS BE WITH ME , OWO! BUT I DON'T WANNA BE DOWN WITH THE WRONG CLOWNS AS THE SITUATION OWO! BUT I'M HERE , IF I HAD SOMETHING BETTER TO DO BESIDES FURSUITING I WOULD AND FOR NOW RIGHT TO SAY IT'S BETTER THIS WAY. I'M JUST DOWN FOR THE CON BOY. I'M BUYING COOL MERCHANDISE WITH MY MONEY. I GOT PAID FROM WORK WHILE I'M OUT HERE MIGHT AS WELL GET SOME AUTOGRAPHS WHILE I'M AT IT. I'M GOING TO BUY THAT COOL ANTHRO COMIC BOOK ON PAPER. I HAVE A BETTER CHANCE THEN YOU. MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE THE FOOL. BUT I'M OUT HERE LIVING DAY TO DAY SURVIVING AS A DRAGON LIKE MYSELF SHOULD. AND I'M WILLING TO TRY FOR MY FURRIES! YO, PLEASE STOP CAUSE I WANT YA'LL TO STOP HATING AND LOVE EACH OTHER THIS IS HELLDRAGON , PEACE IN HELL YOU'LL LIKE IT HERE I DO! \n\n\nMETAL, BLOOD, HELL, ROCK, AND TEARS \n\nI THUNDER DEATH WILL RETURN ! \n\n\n\n\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "THUNDER DEATH - PARODIST

(SONGS FOR THE HELL OF IT !!!)

YEAH THEY ARE EXPLICIT BITE ME ?

FEEL LIKE A FURRY -SHAINA TWIAN \t

FUR THRILLS- SIA

CON PICKS-NICKI MINAJ

LOCKED OUT OF THE CONVENTION- BRUNO MARS

THE FUR I?AM?- ENINEM

POKE? MY BALLS PIKACHU- RICK DERRINGER

SQUIRREL GLIDER-DIO

FURRY AS HELL - LIZZO

ONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON - MURRAY HEAD

DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE - THE DOORS

FURRY PARTY BLITZ- SWEET

CON AFTER CON - CYNDI LAUPER

FURRIES,! FURRIES !- ICE-T

        " FEEL LIKE A FURRY" !


OWO, I FEEL LIKE A FURRY!
LET'S GO FURRIES C'MON
I'M GOING OUT TO CONVENTION TONIGHT
I'M FEELING ALRIGHT.
GONNA LET MY DAMN PRIDE HANG OUT.
WANNA MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE REALLY RAISE MY RAWWING VOICE.
YEAH, I WANNA RAWW AND SHOUT, UH NO FURBITIONS, MAKE NO TAILITIONS.
GET A LITTLE OUTTA GRIME.
THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A FURRY.
IS THE DRAGOGATIVE TO HAVE A LITTLE FURFUN
AND OWO,OWO, OWO, GO TOTALLY FUCKING WEIRD FORGET I'M A
MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON FROM HELL!
FURRY SQUIRREL'S SHORT FOX TAILS.
OWO,OWO,OWO, REALLY GO WILD DOING IT IN FURRYPILE.
OWO,OWO,OWO, GET IN THE SATIFACTION , FEEL THE FURBODY ACTION. COLOR OF MY PINK COLORED TAIL, DO WHAT FURRIES DARE.
OWO,OWO,OWO, I WANNA BE SQUEE, YEAH TO FEEL THE WAY A DRAGON FEEL OWO, I FEEL LIKE A FURRY !
(RAWW!)THE FURRIES NEED A BREAK FROM ALL YOU FUCKING HATERS, TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE CHANCE TO SHOW OFF OUR COOL FURSUITS AND LET OUR TAILS HANG OUT AS WE GET OUT OF TOWN.
WE DON'T NEED FURMANCE, WE ONLY WANNA SHOW OFF OUR ASS TAIL DANCE. WE'RE GOING TO LET OUR FURSUIT ASS HANG OUT TO OUR BALLS. THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A FURRY. IS THE DRAGOGATIVE TO HAVE A LITTLE FURFUN.
AND OWO,OWO, OWO, GO TOTALLY FUCKING WEIRD, FORGET I'M A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON FROM HELL!
FURRY SQUIRRELS, FOX TAILS.
OWO,OWO,OWO, REALLY GO WILD DOING IT IN FURRYPILE.
OWO,OWO,OWO, GET IN THE SATIFACTION FEEL THE FURBODY ACTION.
COLOR OF MY PINK COLORED TAIL, DO WHAT FURRIES DARE.
OWO,OWO,OWO, I WANNA BE SQUEE , YEAH TO FEEL THE WAY A DRAGON FEEL OWO, I FURRY LIKE A FURRY!
OWO, RAWW OWO, YEAH THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A FURRY IS THE DRAGOGATIVE TO HAVE A LITTLE FURFUN. AND OWO,OWO, OWO GO
TOTALLY FUCKING WEIRD, FORGET I'M A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON FROM HELL ! FURRY SQUIRRELS, FOX TAILS.
OWO,OWO,OWO, REALLY GO WILD DOING IT IN A FURRYPILE.
OWO,OWO,OWO, GET IN THE FURBODY ACTION. COLOR OF MY
PINK COLORED TAIL, DO WHAT FURRIES DARE.
OWO,OWO, OWO I WANNA BE SQUEE, YEAH TO FEEL THE WAY A DRAGON FEEL OWO, I FEEL LIKE A FURRY!
OWO, RAWW OWO, YEAH THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A FURRY IS THE DRAGOGATIVE TO HAVE A LITTLE FURFUN. AND OWO,OWO, OWO, GO TOTALLY FUCKING WEIRD, FORGET I'M A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON FROM HELL!
FURRY SQIRRELS , FOX TAILS. OWO,OWO, OWO, REALLY GO WILD DOING IT IN A FURRYPILE. OWO,OWO, OWO, GET IN THE SATIFACTION , FEEL THE FURBODY ACTION. COLOR OF MY PINK COLORED TAIL, DO WHAT FURRIES DARE. OWO,OWO, OWO, I WANNA BE SQUEE, YEAH TO FEEL A WAY A DRAGON FEEL. (A WAY A DRAGON FEEL)
OWO, I FEEL LIKE A FURRY !
RAWW! OWO,OWO,OWO, YEAH, YEAH ACT TOTALLY FUCKING WEIRD.
HELL YOU WHORES FEEL IT ? RAWW, RAWW, RAWW, COME FURRIES!
I FEEL LIKE A FURRY !




"FUR THRILLS" !





COME ON, COME ON, TURN THE FURRY MUSIC UP ON AT THE CON.
IT'S FOXDAY NIGHT, AND IT WON'T BE LONG GOTTA STYLE MY FUR, PUT MY ANIMAL COSTUME ON. IT'S FOXDAY NIGHT, AND WON'T BE LONG. 'TIL A DRAGON FURRY LIKE ME HIT THE KICK ASS DANCE FLOOR. I GOT ALL I NEED. NO, I AIN'T GOT RASH, I AIN'T GOT RASH BUT I GOT ALL YOU AWESOME MOTHER FUCKING FURRIES.
FURSUITERS, I DON'T NEED COLLAR FILLS TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT.
(I LOVE FUR THRILLS!)
BUT I HELLDRAGON DON'T NEED NO HONEY. AS LONG AS MY DRAGON FEET KEEP DANCING! COME ON. COME ON, TURN THE FURRY MUSIC UP ON AT THE CON. IT'S SQUIRRURDAY, AND IT WON'T BE LONG.
GOTTA GET MY PAINT DRAGON FEEL ON, PUT MY HUGE PINK COLORED TAIL ON. IT'S SQUIRRURDAY, AND IT WON'T BE LONG. 'TIL I HELLDRAGON HIT THE KICK ASS AWESOME CON FLOOR. HIT THE KICK ASS CON FLOOR. I GOT ALL I NEED. NO I AIN'T GOT RASH, I AIN'T GOT RASH. BUT I GOT ALL YOU AWESOME MOTHERFUCKING FURRIES.
FURSUITERS, I DON'T NEED COLLAR FILLS TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT.
(I LOVE FUR THRILLS!)
I DON'T NEED NO HONEY. AS LONG AS I CAN FEEL MY DRAGON FEET.
I DON'T NEED NO HONEY. AS LONG AS MY DRAGON FEET KEEP DANCING. (I LOVE FUR THRILLS!)
I DON'T NEED NO HONEY.
AS LONG AS MY DRAGON FEET KEEP DANCING. (OWO,OWO,OWO,)
FURSUITERS, I DON'T NEED COLLAR FILLS TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT.
(I LOVE FUR THRILLS!)
BUT I DON'T NEED NO HONEY. AS LONG AS I CAN FEEL MY DRAGON FEET. I DON'T NEED NO HONEY. AS LONG AS MY DRAGON FEET KEEP DANCING.
RAWW, RAWW, RAWW, RAWW, RAWW !  (I LOVE FUR THRILLS!)
RAWW, RAWW, RAWW, RAWW, RAWW ! (I LOVE FUR THRILLS!)
RAWW, RAWW, RAWW, RAWW, RAWW! (I LOVE FUR THRILLS!)



"CON PICKS" !


LET'S GO TO THE CONVENTION WHAT I MENTION LET'S GO GET AWAY.
WE FURRIES SAY WHAT WE GONNA SAY? HAVE A DRINK IN THIS RINK YOUR PINK WHAT STINKS? BAD FUCKERS LIKE ME ARE NOT SEMI TRUCKERS AS IT'S HARD TO COME BY.
THE VENUE CONTINUES OWN, LET'S GO GET IT ON THE PHONE , BONE, YES I'M IN THE DRAGON THRONE. IS IT TWO, THREE OR 400 FURRIES HERE DAMN THAT'S AWESOME LEAVE A GOOD SIP.

I'M GONNA BLOW ALL MY MONEY AND DRAGON LIKE ME DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS. I'M ON THE FLOOR, FLOOR I HELLDRAGON FUCKING LOVE TO DANCE. SO GIVE ME, MORE, MORE, 'TIL I CAN'T STAND.
GET ON THE FLOOR, FLOOR LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST PRANCE.
IF YOU FUCKING FURRIES WANT MORE. THEN HERE I AM HELLDRAGON!
CON PICKS! WERE MEANT TO TRY. CLAWS UP AND PARTY HIGH.
LET'S DO THIS ONE MORE TIME. CAN'T STOP 'CAUSE WE'RE SO FLY.
LET'S DO THIS ONE MORE TIME, OWO!
WE'RE PARTYING LIKE A FURRY FUCKER !
WE'RE PARTYING LIKE A FURRY FUCKER!
WE'RE PARTYING LIKE A FURRY FUCKER!
JUMP IN MY TAILHOLE - TAILHOLE, TAILHOLE,
I OWN THATAND I AIN'T SLAYING MY CENT THIS RUNT. I OWE THAT BUT FUCK WHO YOU WANT, AND FUCK WHO YOU SIKE.
THAT'S OUR LIFE , THERE'S NO END IN BRIGHT.
SPRINKLE, SPRINKLE, LITTLE BAR, NOW EVERY FUCKING FURRY LET ME HEAR YOU SAY RAWW, RAWW, RAWW, NOW SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY AT THE CONVENTION 'CAUSE TODAY'S FURDAY. AND IF YOUR A F, YOU A FUCKING, FUCKING FURRY! MY NAME IS HELL YOU CAN CALL ME HELLDRAGON! GET ON THE FLOOR, FLOOR. LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST PRANCE. IF YOU FUCKING FURRIES WANT MORE. THEN HERE I AM HELLDRAGON!
CON PICKS ! WERE MEANT TO TRY. CLAWS UP AND PARTY HIGH.
LET'S DO THIS ONE MORE TIME, OWO.
CON PICKS! WERE MEANT TO TRY. CLAWS UP AND PARTY HIGH.
LET'S DO THIS ONE MORE TIME , CANT STOP.
WE'RE PARTYING LIKE A FURRY FUCKER!
WE'RE PARTYING LIKE A FURRY FUCKER!
WE'RE PARTYING LIKE A FURRY FUCKER!
CON PICKS! WERE MEANT TO TRY .
CLAWS UP AND PARTY HIGH. LET'S DO THIS ONE MORE TOME (OWO)

"LOCKED OUT OF THE CONVENTION"! -BRUNO MARS

ONE,TWO,ONE,TWO, THREE.
OWO,YEAH,YEAH.
OWO,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH (OWO)

NEVER HAD MUCH TASTE IN FURLOVE OR SNUGGLES(OWO) NEVER WANNA PUT MY DRAGON HEART ON THE TWINE.

BUT TWERKING IN YOUR PARTY IS SOMETHING MAGICAL. (OWO)

I'M A FUCKING DRAGON BORN AGAIN EVERYTIME I SPEND THE NIGHTS WITH YOU MY SPACE WIFE BOVINE FROM OUTERSPACE (OWO)

'CAUSE YOUR 6 PUSSIES TAKE ME TO YOURY FUCKING PARADISE MY HORNY CUNT WIFE!

YEAH, YOUR BOVINE SEX CARMARTA TAKES ME TO PARADISE. AND IT DAMN SHOWS. OWO,OWO,OWO.

'CAUSE THIS FURRY CON MAKES ME FEEL LIKE BECAUSE OF YOUR MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT COVID RULES I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THE CONVENTION !

FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG.
OWO, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE. I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THE CONVENTION!

FOR TOO LONG, FOR TO LONG.
OH,OH, OWO,OWO,OWO!
OH, OWO,OWO,OWO,OWO (OWO)
OH, YEAH,YEAH.
OH,OWO,OWO,OWO,OWO (OWO)

YOUR CON BRINGS ME TO MY KNEES OUTTA TOWN YOU MAKE ME FURIOUS.(OWO)
YOU CAN MAKE A WINNER.
SO CHANGE YOUR FUCKING STUPID RULES THAT WAY I MIGHT GO TO YOUR OK, CON AGAIN!

OPEN UP YOUR FURRY GATES 'CAUSE I CAN'T WAIT TO BE WITH THE AWESOME FUCKING FURSUITERS TO RAVE WITH AGAIN WHEN I SEE THE LIGHT.
(OWO)
AND RIGHT THERE AT TTFC IS WHERE I WANNA STAY YEAH THE TAILS AND TORNADOES FURRY CON IN TULSA,OK!
'CAUSE YOUR BOVINE SEX CARMARTA TAKES ME TO PARADISE.
AND IT DAMN SHOWS OWO,OWO, OWO.
'CAUSE THIS FURRY CON MAKES ME FEEL LIKE BECAUSE OF
YOUR MOTHERUCKING BULLSHIT COVID RULES I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THE CONVENTION!
FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG.
OWO, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE BECAUSE OF YOUR FURRY CON BULLSHIT COVID RULES I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THE CONVENTION!
FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG, OWO!
OH, OWO,OWO,OWO,OWO, YEAH,YEAH,YEAH.
CAN YOU CHANGE THE RULES HERE?
SPEND THE REST OF MY DAYS AT HOME?

OH,OWO,OWO,OWO,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH.
CAN YOU CHANGE THE RULES HERE?

SPEND THE REST OF MY DAYS AT HOME?

'CAUSE THIS FURRY CON MAKE ME FEEL LIKE BECAUSE OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT RULES I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THE CONVENTION!

FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG.

YEAH, YOU FUCKING CON MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I DON'T WANNA GO TO YOUR ATTENTION WHORE EVENT ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOUR DAMN COVID RULES ONLINE!

THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THE CONVENTION!
FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG.

OWO,OWO,OWO,OWO.
OH, OWO,OWO,OWO,OWO (OWO)
OH, YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH (OWO)





"THE FUR I'AM"?  -EMINEM



I SIT BACK WITH THIS RAT ON MY LAP. DON'T HAVE A MAP TO SLAP THIS TWEED AS THE SHIT NEEDED TO BE FIT AS I'M THE MOST MEANEST DRAGON DON'T NEED A WAGON ON THIS EARTH. AND SINCE THE MIRTH I'VE BEEN WORSE WITH THIS PURSE. TO JUST CURSE AND JUST FUCK YOU UP YOUR SHIRT AS BIZARRE TO GO FAR WITH MY SHIT. AND I'M WELL AND IT HELPS IN ITSELF TO BELIEVE ALL THIS ATTENTION , SENTENCE'THESE TENTIONS GETTIN' THIS PEST THAT'S BEEN BEATIN' ME RECENTLY OFF. OF THIS MESS AND I REST AGAIN PEACEFULLY(PEACEFULLY) BUT AT LEAST HAVE THE REGENCY TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE WITH MY TONE.WHEN YOU SPEAK SEE ME OUT IN THE DRAGON COSTUME WITH MY FEET. WHEN I'M TREATIN' OR FEEDIN' MY WHORE FOR MORE BOVINE SPACE WIFE AS TO NOT COME SPEAK TO ME. (SPEAK TO ME) I DON'T OWO YOU A MOTHERFUCKIN' THING. I'M NOT MR. NON FURSUITER PURSUIT I CAN MAKE YOU FUCKERS SUCK MY DICK YOU PRICK. I F YOU PIMP ME, MY STANK IS ON EMPTY (IS ON EMPTY) NO PATIENCE IS IN ME AND IF YOU SEND ME.


I'M SIFTIN' YOU TEN FEET (YOU TEN FEET) IN THE AIR. I DON'T CARE WHO WAS THERE AND WHO SAW ME JUST PAW YOU. GO CALL YOU LAWYER, FILE YOU A FURSUIT. I'LL SMILE IN THE SORT ROOM AND BUY YOU A STROBE. I'M TIRED OF ALL YOU (OF ALL YOU) I DON'T MEAN TO BE LIKE STEAM. BUT THAT'S ALL I CAN BE. IT'S JUST ME. AND I AM WHATEVER THIS DRAGON AM ? IF I FUCKING WASN'T THEN WHY WOULD I SAY THE FUR IAM ?

IN THE PAPER, THE NEWS, EVERYDAY THE FUR I AM ?
'CAUSE YOU WHORE I AM WHATEVER YOU SAY THE FUR IAM ?

HA, RADIO WON'T EVEN PLAY WITH LAMBS?
'CAUSE I AM WHATEVER YOU FUCKERS SAY THE FUR IAM ?

IN THE PAPERS, THE NEWS, EVERYDAY THE FUR IAM ?
HA, I DON'T KNOW, THAT HELLDRAGON THAT'S FUCKING JUST THE WAY THE FUR I AM ?

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE MY FATHER, I HATE TO SEE THIS MATE DATE BE BOTHERED. WITH ALL OF THIS RINSE, IT'S TENSE AND IT'S MY HYSTERICAL CONTENT. THE WRONG BUILT CONSCIENCE' HAS GOTTEN SUCH COTTON RESPONSES" AND ALL OF THIS CONTROVERSY CIRCLES ME. AND IT SEEMS LIKE WIKIPEDIA JOINTS A ZINGER AT ME.
(ZINGER AT ME.) SO I JOINT ONE BACK AT'EM, BUT NOT THE WINDEX OR STNKIE OR BLING OR THE DUMB, IT'S THE ONE YOU PUT UP WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK, WHEN YOU WON'T JUST PUT UP WITH THE
BULLSHIT THEY PULL, 'CAUSE THEY FULL OF SHIT TOO.
WHEN A DUDE'S GETTIN' BULLIED AND HOOTS UP HIS FOOL. AND THEY BLAME IT ON CARILYN (ON CARILYN)
AND THE HEROIN. WHERE WERE THE PARENTS AT?
(PARENTS AT?) AND LOOK WHERE IT'S AT! PIDDLE AMERICA, NOW IT'S A MAJESTY. NOW IT'S SO SAD TO SEE, AN PUPPER GLASS PITY. HAVIN' THIS RAPPIN' (THIS RAPPIN')
THEN ATTACK HELLDRAGON!

'CAUSE I METAL THIS WAY (METAL THIS WAY)
BUT I'M GLAD 'CAUSE THEY FEED THE SEED GREED MEEED READ ME THE FUEL THAT I NEED FOR THE FIRE THAT'S HIGHER TO BURN YOU'LL LEARN IN YOUR URN. AND IT'S TURIN' AND I THUNDER DEATH HAVE RETURNED! AND I'AM WHATEVER THIS DRAGON AM? IF I FUCKING WASN'T THEN WHY WOULD I SAY THE FUR I AM ?

IN THE PAPERS, THE NEWS , EVERYDAY THE FUR I AM ?



RADIO WON'T EVEN PLAY WITH LAMBS.
'CAUSE YOU WHORE I AM WHATEVER YOU SAY THE FUR I AM ?

IF I WASN'T WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY THE FUR I AM ?
IN THE PAPERS , THE NEWS EVERY DAY THE FUR IAM ?
HA, I DON'T KNOW, THAT HELLDRAGON THAT'S JUST THE FUCKING WAY THE FUR I AM?

I'M SO SICK AS A DICK YOU PRICKS AND TIRED OF BEIN' YOUR DESIRE. THAT I PISS THAT I WOULD JUST FRY OR GET TO RETIRE.
AND DROPPED TO BE BOPPED AND GET TO HOP FROM MY FATAL LABEL, LET'S STOP WITH THE SUPPER ON THE TABLES IF YOU ARE ABLE TO SHOCK YOURSELF WITH CABLES.
I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO TOP A MOP "MY NAME IS HELLDRAGON!
AND IN CISIONS-WHORE INTO SOME COCKY PENETRATION FAUSTRATION. TO POP ME DEMONSTRATION ADMINISTRATIONS.
AND I JUST DO NOT GOT THE PATIENCE(GOT THE PATIENCE)
TO DEAL WITH THESE ROCKY MASIONS WHO THINK YOUR  SOME CHIGGER WHO FEEDS ON ME BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS THINK I'M BLACK I DON'T GIVE YOU NO SLACK.AS I KILL YOU OFF MY RACK. SO I TALK WITH A ACCENT I REPENT AS I GRAB MY BALLS WITH MY LAWS AND I MUAL YOU AND HAUL YOU AS YOU ASK THESE QUESTIONS KEEP ASKIN'  
THE SAME FUCKIN' QUESTIONS (FUCKING QUESTIONS) WHAT SCHOOL DID I GO TO, WHAT FOOD I GREW UP EATEN IT'S KEEP'EM THE WAY YOU CRAY THE WHO GO BOO WHEN, THE WHERE, AND HOW COW, PW, WOW! 'TIL I'M STABBIN' MY WAY TO THE FAIR. AND I'M IN THE AIR OUTSIDE. DIVIDE LET IT SLIDE. 'CAUSE THEY DRIVIN' LIVIN' VIBIN' ME LAZY. (ME LAZY)

I CAN'T TAKE IT I'M PASTING, MASTING, I STAND WITH THE BAND WAVE MY PAWS TO MALLS. AND I'M THANKFUL FOR EVERY FAN OR TAN I GET. BUT I CAN'T TAKE FLAKE IN  THE LAKE TAKE A SHIT I HAVE A FIT. WITHOUT I POUT SOMEONE STANDIN' BY IT (STANDIN' BY IT ) NO, I WON'T SIGN YOUR AUTOGRAPH YOU SASH BASH WITH MY CASH YOU FUCKING GASH CALL ME AN ASSHOLE WITH MY POLE YEAH I'M THE MOLE UNDERGROUND INSIDE YOU WHORE I'M GLAD!
'CAUSE YOU WHORE I'AM WHATEVER YOU SAY THE FUR I AM ? IF I WASN'T , THEN WHY WOULD I HELLDRAGON FUCKING SAY THE FUR I AM ?

IN THE PAPER, THE NEWS, EVERYDAY THE FUR I AM ? RADIO WON'T EVEN PLAY WITH LAMBS.

'CAUSE YOU WHORE I' AM WHAT EVER YOU SAY THE FUR I AM ?

IF I WASN'T THEN WHY WOULD I HELLDRAGON FUCKING SAY THE FUR I AM ?

IN THE PAPERS, THE NEWS, EVERYDAY THE FUR I AM?

HA, I DON'T KNOW THAT HELLDRAGON THAT'S JUST FUCKING WAY FUR I AM ?
(THE FUR I AM ?)


"POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU"! -RICK DERRINGER


I WAS THAT TRAINER MOVING WHEN HE TOOK HOLD.
IT WAS SPERM RING NIGHT AT THE POKE CENTER HALL.
THERE WAS A GROUP CALLED TEAM ROCKET THEY WERE PLAYING WITH HORNY MEOWTH THE DEVILISH CAT.
"CAUSE KNOW A TRINER LIKE ME IS NOT GONNA LOSE BATTLE AGAINST YOUR FUCKING EVIL WAYS WITH MY ELECTRIC MOUSE WHEN HE MAKES SOUND.

POKE' MY BALLS PIKACHU!
(POKE' MY BALLS PIKACHU!)
DAMN BASTARD BRIGHT MY AMMUSE.

POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!
(POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!)

FUCK ON OUT AND FEED THE MEWS.
THE BUTTERFREE STARTED BUZZIN'
'BOUT THIS TIME A YEAR.
I'M FURSUITING 'ROUND BACK, OH , DAMN HOT HORNY CUNT MAMA SAID SHE'D MEET ME THERE IN THAT FIELD.
I WAS ROLLIN' IN THE ASSHOLE OF MY WIFE THAT FLOWS HER DESERET BEHIND A BARN. WHEN SHE DISAPPEARS MY REPTILE EARS START RINGING LIKE A CHARM LOVE FROM CARMARTA!

POKE' MY BALLS PIKACHU! DAMN BASTARD BRIGHT MY AMMUSE.
(BRIGHT MY AMMUSE) POKE' MY BALLS PIKACHU!
FUCK ON OUT AND FEED THE MEWS.
YEAH, DID SOME POKE'MON TRAINER SAY KEEP LETTING THAT ELECTRIC MOUSE SUCK MY COCK? OWO!
THAT'S RIGHT PIKACHU OWOOO!
I HOPE YOU ALL GOT YOUR GYM BADGE I THINK YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT?


THE WAY THAT ELECTRIC MOUSE ALSO WIGGLES HIS PENIS AS THAT HORNY SON OF A BITCH REALLY KNOCKS ME OUT AFTER HE'S EMPTY HIS CUM INTO ME. I'M GETTING MY THIGH FUCK BY HIM ALL THE TIME. SO PIKACHU COME A A LITTLE CLOSER AND THIS DRAGON COULDN'T RESIST HOW FUCKING HORNY THIS MOUSE WAS SO HE RAMMED HIS PENIS DOWN MY THROAT AS HE WANT'S ME TO SUCK HIM OFF FOR ME.
POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!
(POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!)
DAMN BASTARD BRIGHT MY AMMUSE.
(BRIGHT MY AMMUSE)
POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!
(POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!)
FUCK ON OUT AND FEED THE MEWS!
OWO!
POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!
(POKE 'MY BALLS PIKACHU!)
DAMN BASTARD BRIGHT MY AMMUSE.
POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!
(POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!)
FUCK ON OUT AND FEED THE MEWS!
THAT I'M A DRAGON DESIRE OF PLAYING FURCREWS. (POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!)
I DONE FURSUITERS SAID GOODBYE TO ALL MY DUES.
(POKE'MY BALLS PIKACHU!)
DAMN BASTARD BRIGHT MY AMMUSE. OWO!



SQUIRREL GLIDER- DIO


RH-HRM-HMM
YEAH,YEAH

SQUIRREL GLIDER !
YOU'VE BEEN UP IN THE TREES FAR TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT BREEZE.

OH, FURGOT WHAT'S BECOMING OF ME ?
GROPE THE SQIRREL.
YOU CAN SEE HIS FLUFFY BRIGHT PINK FUR,
BUT YOU KNOW HE'S LEAN
OH, DON'T YOU SEE WHAT I SEEN ?

GOTTA GET AWAY.
SQUIRREL GLIDER !
YEAH
GOT SHINY FURSUITS LIKE THE CUTE LOVELY DOVEY EYES OF A FUCKING RODENT IN RAINBOW COLORS IT'S TRUE.
SOMETHING OWO, IS COMING FOR YOUR ASS!
LOOKOUT HIS COCK OF COURSE.
FACE FOR MORNING WOOD.
AS YOU CAN PRIDE INTHE SUN 'TIL YOU SEE THE BRIGHT.
OH, WE WILL PLAY IT'S ALRIGHT.


GOTTA GET AWAY.


BETWEEN THE VELVET FLIES.
THERE'S A BOOTH THAT'S HARD TO APPEAL, YEAH.
THE INTENTIONS NEVER DIE.
LIFE'S A RODENT RIDING ON A HAMSTER WHEEL, SAY
SQUIRREL GLIDER !
YOU'RE THE STAR OF THE PARADE.

NO NEED TO LOOK AFRAID.
FUCK,FUCK,FUCK AS THE COCK IS BURIED IN MY ASSHOLE OF THE SQUIRREL.
I CAN FEEL HIS HORNY HEART BEAT.
BUT I KNOW HE'S A HOT GAY TEAM.
SOME FURRY IS ALRIGHT CAN NEVER BE WHAT IT SEEMS, YEAH.
SQUIRREL GLIDER!

YOU'VE BEEN UP IN THE TREES FAR TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT BREEZE.
OWO, THIS FUCKING WHORE SEX IS BECOMING OF ME ? OH, OH .
GROPE THE SQUIRREL. YOU CAN SEE HIS FLUFFY BRIGHT PINK FUR, BUT YOU KNOW HE'S LEAN. OH, DON'T YOU SEEN WHAT I SEEN?
GOTTA GET AWAY, GET AWAY, YEAH.
SQUIRREL GLIDER! HOLE MASTURBVIVOR. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CUMMING CLEAN. SQUIRREL GLIDER! SQUIRREL GLIDER!
THERE'S A RODENT FURRY SCREWING AFTER ME.
SQUIRREL GLIDER! YEAH, SQUIRREL GLIDER!
ALRIGHT.
GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY.

SQUIRREL GLIDER, SQUIRREL GLIDER.
OH, SQURREL GLIDER !
CHITT-CHITT-ER, SQQQEAK!

"FURRY AS HELL"!- LIZZO


I PUT MY FURRY DRAGON HEAD ON, CHECK MY TOE NAILS.
FURSUITER FUCKERS HOW YOU FEELING? (FEELING FURRY AS HELL !)
OWO, WILD HYENA, TIRED OF THE PEOPLE THAT ARE FULL OF SHIT.
GO ON THRUST YOUR WING SHOULDERS LIKE A BAT. KEEP IT SOOTHING. YES, ARE YOU BORNED TRYA GET SOME NEW SHIT. IN THERE, FURSUIT WEAR, GOING TO THE ZOO SHIT. COME , NOW, LOOK HOW CUTE YOUR SEXY EYES ARE YOU PREETTY GOAT YOU. YOU KNOW YOUR NOT FAR, AS YOU USE YOUR PAWS TO TOUCH THE SKY.
I KNOW DRAGON LIKE ME THAT IT'S HARD BUT I KNOW YOU WILL KEEP TRYING TO BE THAT SEXY FURRY GOAT FOR ME SO SHAKE THAT ASS !
IF OTHER KAREN'S HATE US HERE'S MY ADVICE , LET MY DRAGON VOICE BE HEARD IT'S FURSONIFIED THAT IF THAT BITCH GIVES US CREATURES A BAD GOSSIP JUST BE PROUD TO BE A FURRY AND THOSE STUID CUNTS WILL BE WALKING OUT THE DOOR. I PUT MY FURRY DRAGON HEAD ON, CHECK MY TOE NAILS. FURSUITER FUCKERS HOW YOU FEELING ? (FEELING FURRY AS HELL !)
PUT MY FURRY DRAGON HEAD ON, CHECK MY TOENAILS.
FURSUITER FUCKERS HOW YOU FEELING?
(FEELING FURRY AS HELL!)
OWO, I HELLDRAGON NEED TO KICK OFF MY REPTILIAN FEET.
GOT TO TAKE A GROWLING BREATH, TIME TO SEE IF THEY HAVE A FURSUITER LOCUST ONLINE OF YOU.
ALL THE BIG NIGHTS, OF LONG AND BRIGHT STUFF I WENT THROUGH.
I GOT SOME SMIRNOFF ICE I BEEN FUCKING SAVING FOR ME WHY BECAUSE SHIT I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE DONNY GOODBYE FUCK OFF AS YOU DIDN'T CHANGE YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE SACRIFICE WAS LOSING ME AS YOUR BEST DAMN FRIEND OF, THE PAST THINGS TO HURT ME WAS FUCKING WRONG , I MAKE MY MIND UP RIGHT. SO FUCK YOU DONNY GO TO HELL SUCK MY DRAGON BALLS AS THEY DO HANG OUT TONIGHT. BUT YOU WON'T GET THIS DAMN BROKEN FRIENDSHIP LOVE ANYWAY 'CAUSE I REALLY DON'T CARE ANYMORE. SO WALK YOUR ASS OUT MY LIFE'S DOOR!
I PUT MY DRAGON HEAD ON , CHECK MY TOENAILS.
FURSUITER FUCKERS HOW YOU FEELING?
(FEELING FURRY AS HELL!)


YOU WERE AWESOME FUCKERS!!!


"ONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON" !-MURRAY HEADS


FURRYCON, OTHERKIN  CITY BUT THE CITY DON'T KNOW WHAT ANIMALS ARE GETTING IN THE CITY.
THE CREAMY WHITE BAT OF DE LA ICE CREME COLORS OF NEOPOLITIAN OF THE FANTASY WORLD. IN AN ANIME SHOW WITH EVERYTHING BUT THE YU YU HAKUSHO. TIME FLIES, DOESN'T SEEM A MINUTE. SINCE THE HOKAGE SPA NINJA BEAR CLAN AS THE REST OF THE HOARD ALL CHANGED, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU PLAY AT THIS REBEL THERE'S NO NORMAL VENUE. IT'S  FOXLAND, OF THE GRYPHONPINES OR HYENTINGS OR, OR THIS CONVENTION. ONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON!
AND THE ZOO'S YOUR COASTER. THE ENERGY DRINK BARS ARE SIMPLE BUT THEIR FURSUITS AIN'T FREE.
YOU'LL FIND EVERY HORNY SEXUAL FURRY FUCKER IN EVERY GOLDEN CLITSTER OF HER BLACK WIDOW SPIDER PUSSY. AND IF YOUR PUPPY THAT'S LUCKY, THEN THE COSPLAYER AQUA GODDESS A DORKY SLUT GOAT ALWAYS GET'S EATEN BY GIANT FROGS SHE'S NOT VERY SMART BUT KAZUMA SATOU IS IN KONSUBA: GOD'S BLESSING ON THIS WONDERFUL WORLD. I CAN FEEL HER GOAT COCK FUCKING INSIDE OF ME. ONE CITY'S NOT LIKE ANOTHER.
WHEN YOUR DRAGON HEAD'S SMILING OVER THE PIECES AT THE CON.
BROTHER. (IT'S A DRAGON, IT'S A MOUSE WHORE, IT'S REALLY SUCH A PRETTY CITY. TO BE LOOKING AT THE ARTIST BOARD. NOT LOOKING AT YOUR DAMN PITY.)
OWO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE US FURRIES?
YOU'VE SEEN THE WOLVES, EAGLES, SKULLDOGS, POKE'MON FURSUITER OF THE CROWDED CONVENTION. SALUTED, SINKING FROWN.
(TEA,COSPLAYER DICKGIRLS SO HOT AND WARM, AND THEIR PHALLUS IN YOU AND YOUR ASS SO SWEET LIKE HONEY WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF NECTAR CUM THEY PUT IN YOU. AS SOME TIGER BITCH SET YOU UP IN HER PUSSYWET, MUSKY SEX.)
GET THIGH'D YOU'RE TALKING TO A FURIST WHOSE EVERY MOVE'S AMONG  THE PURR-FURIT KITTY CAT THAT YOUR EVER DID KNOW?
I HELLDRAGON GET MY LICKS ABOUT THE WAISTLINE, BOVINE DIVINE. ONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON!
MAKES, A HARD ON RUMBLE. NOT MUCH TO SPEND BETWEEN A PAIR OF HOT HYENA'S CHICKS LOOKING AT YOU WITH FETISHY!
ONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON!
AND A HORNY FAT HIPPO FURRY WANTS TO FUMBLE TO BUY MERCHANDISE AT THE CON. CAN'T BE TOO LUSTFUL WITH YOUR FURRY NEEDS. I CAN FEEL THE CUM COMING OUT NEXT TO ME. SIAMESE IS WITNESS TO A YOUTUBER YOU NEVER MET NICKNAMED KITTENSTUFFER!
TO THE CONVENTION DANCE TEST FURNESS. THIS TRIPS FOR ME IS MORE THAN I WOULD HAVE DREAMED IN A MUDDY COLD RIVER LIKE A DIRTY SLUT PIG PLAYING IN THE RAIN. OR RESUITING BALLROOM.
THANK YOU, PROUD TO BE A FURRY!

I'M ONLY ENTERTAINING THE FAME, ROLLING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR WITH YOUR FUNNY FURRY JOKES.
I DON'T SEE YOU ANTI-FURS NAGGING OF THE KIND OF CON SEX YOU CLAIM WE HAVE IS NOT TRUE AS YOU BELIEVE I'M CONSTIPATED I'D WILL NOT LET YOU WATCH, I WON'T INVITE YOU BECAUSE THAT'S GROSS I'M NOT LIKE THAT AT A CON.
SO THE SNAKE WHORE QUEENS WOULD TO VORITE YOU INSIDE THEIR STOMACH OF THE NIGHTMARISH SEXUAL DESIRES THEY WOULD HAVE WITH YOU. SO YOU BETTER GO BACK TO THE CONVENTION AS THIS CON IS OVER TONIGHT DRIVE BACK TO YOUR CARS. AS YOUR PIMPLE CUTE PRINCESS KOPPA BOWSETTE DICKGIRL DRAGON TURTLE AS HER WANT SOME OF YOUR HOT ASS BOY TO FUCK OF COURSE AND SHE DOES MASSAGE YOUR ANUS OF SO MANY DOLLARS.
ONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON!
AND THE CONVENTION IS YOUR TOASTER! THE CANDY BARS ARE SIMPLE BUT THE WORLDS AIN'T FREE. YOU'LL FIND A TRICKSTER NINETAIL FOX MISCHIEF FURSUITER WANTS TO GIVE HUGS TOO YOU OF A GOLDEN MOISTER. A LITTLE MESH HEAD OWL, A LITTLE FURSTORY. I CAN FEEL EXCITEMENT WAITING FOR ME.
ONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON!
MAKES HARD ON RUMBLE.
NOT MUCH TO SPEND BETWEEN A PAIR OF HOT HYENA'S CHICKS LOOKING AT YOU WITH FETISHY! ONE NIGHT AT FURRYCON!
AND A HORNY FAT HIPPO FURRY WANTS TO FUMBLE TO BUY MERCHANDISE AT THE CON. CAN'T BE TOO LUSTFUL WITH YOUR FURRY NEEDS. I CAN FEEL THE CUM COMING OUT NEXT TO ME.


"DRAGON'S LIGHT MY FIRE"!- THE DOORS

YOU KNOW IF I WASN'T A FURRY IT WOULDN'T BE TRUE? YOU KNOW DAMN WE'LL WHORE I'D BE A LIAR. IF I AT THIS CON SAID TO YOU! WHORE, WE ANIMALS COULDN'T FLY MUCH HIGHER. COME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE! COME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE! TRY TO USE MY SPICY BREATH AS MOTHERFUCKING HELLDRAGON WILL SET YOUR FURRY PARTY ON FIRE! THE TIME TO CELEBRATE IS THROUGH NO TIME TO SWALLOW IN THE DESIRE. TRY NOW, I CAN NOT LOSE AND OUR LOVE IN THIS FURRY FANDOM BECOME A HELLISH WIRE. COME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE! COME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE! TRY TO USE MY SPICY BREATH AS MOTHERFUCKING HELLDRAGON WILL SET YOUR FURRY PARTY ON FIRE! OWO,! THE TIME TO CELEBRATE IS THROUGH MO TIME TO SAWLLOW IN THE DESIRE. TRY NOW I CAN NOT LOSE. AND OUR LOVE IN THIS FURRY FANDOM BECOME A HELLISH WIRE.



COME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE! COME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE!
TRY TO USE MY SPICY BREATH AS MOTHERFUCKING HELLDRAGON WILL SET YOUR FURRY PARTY ON FIRE!
OWO, RAWWW!
YOU KNOW IF I WASN'T A FURRY IT WOULDN'T BE TRUE? YOU KNOW DAMN WE'LL WHORE I'D BE A LIAR.
IF I AT THIS CON SAID TO YOU! WHORE, WE ANIMALS COULDN'T FLY MUCH HIGHER.
COME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE! COME ON OWO, DRAGONS LIGHT MY FIRE!
TRY TO USE MY SPICY BREATH AS MOTHERFUCKING HELLDRAGON WILL SET YOUR FURRY PARTY ON FIRE!
TRY TO USE MY SPICY BREATH AS MOTHERFUCKING HELLDRAGON WILL SET YOUR FURRY PARTY ON FIRE!
TRY TO USE MY SPICY BREATH AS MOTHERFUCKING HELLDRAGON WILL SET YOUR FURRY PARTY ON FIRE!


"FURRY PARTY BLITZ"!- SWEET PARODY

ARE YOU READY SPARKLE DOG ? (WOOROO!) ASHLEY COYOTE (OWO!)
HELLDRAGON (OWO, FUCK YEAH!) ALRIGHT FUCKERS LET'S GO !
OH, IT'S BEEN GETTING QUITE HARD GOING TO THE CONS!
LIVING AS A FURRY DRAGON THE THINGS I DO TO ME.
MY ANIMAL SIDE CHARACTER AND MY DREAMS MAY SEEM STRANGE.
I'D BE TO TELL YOU FURRIES EVERYTHING I WAS MEANT TO BE. OH, I SEE A CUTE HORNY BAT AS HIS EYES ARE AS RED AS THE SUN.
AND THE HOT POSSUM DICKGIRL AS SOME TRY TO IGNORE HER. " CAUSE PHALLUS QUEEN THINKS SHE'S THE BEST PENETRATED ONE. OH. YEAH IT WAS MAWING EVERY FURRY WAS CLAWING AND THE MUSIC WAS DOOMY AND THEY ALL STARTED MOVING. OWO, OWO, OWO, OWO, OWO! AND THE BEAR IN THE BACK SAID " EVERY FURRY SHOW YOUR RACKS"! AND IT TURNED INTO A FURRY PARTY BLITZ! AND THE OTHER HOT DICKGIRL SQUIRREL WITH YOUR NUTS HANGING DOWN SAID, BSTARD I WANT TO WARN YOU I FUCK HARD WITH MY ACORN SHAPED PENIS AND I WILL CUM MY LOVE INTO YOU. IT'LL TURN INTO A FURRY PARTY BLITZ! FURRY PARTY BLITZ! FURRY PARTY BLITZ! I'M HUGGING ALL OF YOU IN HELL! TOUCHING YOU CUTE FURRIES WITH MY PAWS. I OWO, LOVE TALKING CUTE TO YOUR HORNY LAUGHING PRETTY HYENA'S AS YOU CALL ME OVER TO YOU FURSUITERS ECHO AND GOTH HYENA'S. WHEN YOU TWO APPEAR THERE'S A WHOLE MESS WITH YOU IN THE ROOM.  NOW THE CROW KAW'S IN THE BACK AIN'T GIVING NO SLACK!
AS HE RAISES HIS TALON'S TO THE CEILING. AND THE SKINNY CUTE HOT PINK KINKY MOUSE GIRL IN THE CORNER IS EVERY FURRIES WARMER. SHE COULD THRILL YOU WITH A STINK OF HER PIE. OH, YEAH IT WAS FURECTRIC.. SO FANTASICALLY GRYPHONIC AND FURRIES KEPT ON DANCING. 'CAUSE THEY STOPPED MEETING. OWO, OWO, OWO, OWO, OWO. NOW THE CROW KAW'S IN THE BACK AIN'T GIVING NO SLACK! AND IT TURNED INTO A FURRY PARTY BLITZ! AND THE OTHER HOT DICKGIRL SQUIRREL WITH YOUR NUTS HANGING DOWN SAID, BASTARD I WANT TO WARN YOU I FUCK HARD WITH MY ACORN SHAPED PENIS AND I WILL CUM MY LOVE INTO YOU. AND IT TURNED INTO A FURRY PARTY BLITZ! FURRY PARTY BLITZ! FURRY PARTY BLITZ! FURRY PARTY BLITZ! ,  OWO, OWO, AFURRY PARTY BLITZ! OWO, OWO, FURRY PARTY BLITZ!  OWO, OWO, FURRY PARTY BLITZ  YEAH, OWO, A FURRY PARTY BLITZ!


"CON AFTER CON " !- CYNDI LAUPER PARODY

GETTING OUT OF MY BED. I HEAR THE TIME TICK I THINK OF A PLACE. CAUGHT UP TO DRESS UP IN CIRCLES. CONVENTION IS SOMETHING NEW. FLASHBACK OF BEING A CUTE FURRY FROM HELL WITH WARM NIGHTS. MY STUPID FRIEND ALMOST LEFT BEHIND. TOTEBAG OF THE MEMORIES OF SOME OF THE PLACES WE COULDN'T GO BECAUSE OF SADNESS WITH FUCKING COVID-19 VIRUS. CON AFTER CON! SOMETIMES I PICTURE THE AWESOME KICK ASS PHOTO'S I GOT WITH FURRIES AT TAILS AND TORNADO'S IN TULSA, OK. I'M QUAKIN' TOO FAR AHEAD. THE CONVENTION IS CALLING ME AGAIN AS TO ME I CAN'T HEAR WHY YOU ALL PEOPLE THINK WERE HERE TO HAVE SEX AND FUCK ZOO ANIMALS THAT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE YOU PIG ASSWHORE SLUT BITCH CUNT TRASH SO SHUT UP ! THEN I SLOW DOWN WHAT I SAY TO YOU FURHATERS I HERE TO ROAST YOU IN MY HELL FOOLS AND I WANNA KNOW DOES YOUR CORPSE TASTE LIKE HOT PEPPERS LET'S FIND OUT BECAUSE I STAND TALL LIKE A DRAGON AND PROUD TO BE A FURRY!
SO GET LOST YOU WORTHLESS SKANK! I FALL BEHIND ON MY COSTUME. THE NOON HAND UNWINDS. IF I'M CUTE YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
CON AFTER CON ! IF YOU WANNA HUG FROM HELL AS FRIEND I WILL CATCH YOU, I HELL DRAGON WILL BE WAITING. CON AFTER CON! I'M CUTE YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. CON AFTER CON ! IF YOU WANNA HUG FROM HELL AS FRIEND I WILL CATCH YOU, I HELL DRAGON WILL BE WAITING. CON AFTER CON ! AFTER THE PICTURES FADE I DIDN'T GET FROM THAT PHOTO. FROM THAT GUY WHO SAID I WOULD GET MY FURSUIT PICTURES SO SAD HE LIED TO ME AS MY HEART TURNS TO GRAY. WATCHING THROUGH CONVENTION WINDOWS. YOU'RE WONDERING IF I WAS OK AT THIS CON. WATCH TIME STOPPED LATE GETTING OUT DEEP INSIDE ME. THE ANGRY PARENT IS PISSED OFF AT ME NOT WATCHING THE TIME TO LEAVE THE CON. I WAS SORRY BUT IT WAS MY WATCHES FAULT AND PART OF MINE. I'M CUTE YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. CON AFTER CON!
THEN I SLOW DOWN WHAT I SAY TO YOU FURHATERS I HERE TO ROAST YOU IN MY HELL FOOLS AND I WANNA KNOW DOES YOUR CORPSE TASTE LIKE HOT PEPPERS LET'S FIND OUT BECAUSE I STAND TALL LIKE A DRAGON AND PROUD TO BE A FURRY!
SO GET LOST YOU WORTHLESS SKANK! I FALL BEHIND ON MY COSTUME. THE NOON HAND UNWINDS.
I'M CUTE YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. CON AFTER CON!
IF YOU WANNA HUG FROM HELL AS FRIEND I WILL CATCH YOU, I HELL DRAGON WILL BE WAITING. CON AFTER CON !
I'M CUTE YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. CON AFTER CON!
IF YOU WANNA HUG FROM HELL AS FRIEND I WILL CATCH YOU, I HELL DRAGON WILL BE WAITING. CON AFTER CON ! CON AFTER CON !
CON AFTER CON !, CON AFTER CON !, CON AFTER CON !, CON AFTER CON !, CON AFTER CON !, CON AFTER CON !, CON AFTER CON !, CON AFTER CON !,

"FURRIES, FURRIES! - ICE-T PARODY (LAST SONG)

I'AM A HELLDRAGON WALKIN' RECYCLE PATH RAWWWING. KING OF MY DRAGONS JUST A FURSUITER ROCKIN. LIVIN IN HELL LIKE A FIRECRACKER, QUICK NOT TO LOSE. FURSONA OF DEATH BACK, THE MOTHERFUCKING FIRE BREATHING BEHEMOTH DRAGON IS BACK. THE FURRIES, I CHOOSE HOT PINK AND ORANGE, CUZ OR LOVE. IT JUST DON'T MATTER SUCKAFURHATERS DIVE FOR YOUR LIFE WHEN MY LAVA BREATH SCATTERS THE FURHATING GANG OF F.A, (FURRY ANTHROCON) WILL NEVER DIE - JUST PAWYIFIED. YOU SEE THEY PRICKS CAN'T HIT US WE'RE TOO SMART FOR THEM. THEY TRY TO HIT US BUT IN THE END THEY CAN'T HIT US STILL. IT'S LIKE A HATE WAR, YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN! PEOPLE LIKE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND US. YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DEALING WITH US FURRIES BUT BITCH YOU HAVE NO CLUE. YOU WANNA CANCEL OUR FUN GET RID OF OUR ENJOYMENT. IT'S GOING TO TAKE A LOTTA OF WORK BUT PEOPLE WE'RE PROUD TO BE A FURRY AND DRAGON LIKE ME STANDS TALL AMONG YOUR CROWD. AS WE FURRIES COME IN MY SIZES AND STYLES THIS IS NO JOKE FUCK YOU! WE ARE REAL AND WE DO ENJOY WHO WE ARE. DID YOU BITCH THINK YOU KNOW ME HELLDRAGON! YOU USE THAT TONE IN THIS CON I HOPE YOU GET KICKED OUT FOR BEING RUDE BITCH! NOT COOL I DON'T NEED YOUR PRESISTANCE, STAY A SOCIAL DISTANCE AWAY FROM ME FURHATERS! ANY PROBLEM I GOT I JUST PUT MY PAWS IN. MY LIFE INSIDE HELL IS MY VIOLENT BUT YOUR VIOLENT IS YOUR LIFE. PEACE IS A SCREAM, REALITY IS A SNIFE. MY FURRIES, MY HONOR, MY FURRIES, MY ALL WITH MY FURRIES! ME A DRAGON PROUD SOLDIER STANDS TALL. TELL ME WHAT HAVE YOU LEFT ME , WHAT FURRY PRIDE HAVE I GOT?  LAST NIGHT IN GOLD LOVE MY FURSONA GOT HOT. MY FURSUIT FRIENDS GOT THE SLACK. MY OTHER FURRY RAT FEMALE IS ON LACK OF FRIENDS. MY DICKGIRL OTHER FURRY FRIEND LION NAMED RUFF STUFF SHOWS HER PRETTY FURSUIT ARMS ON TRACK. MADNESS INSANITY, LIVE IN INSANITY. THEN SOME PUNK HATERS CLAIMIN' THEY'RE UNDERSTANDIN' ME THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HELLDRAGON THAT'S WHO. GIVE ME A BREAK, WHAT WORLD DO YOU FURHATERS LIVE IN. DEATH IS MY ONLY HELLREADY FOR YOU ALL MY RELIGION IS THE DEMON IN ALL OF US I ENJOY THIS FURSONA UNTIL THE DAY I DIE. I LOVE BEING YOUR FURRY DRAGON FROM HELL MEET ME I'M HELLDRAGON !!!
OWO, I'M FRIENDLY FURRY GANG. AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE NOT FURRIES BUT THEY SUPPORT ME. I DO KNOW WHY I BECAME A FURRY WHY DO I DO IT FOR THE FANDOM.  FOR MYSELF TO BE DIFFERENT I NEVER THOUGHT AT A FURRY CON FURRIES LOVE SOME OF MY BEST HORRORICONS BUT I GOT SOMETHING OUT OF IT PURE LOVE IN MY HEART. LOOK AT YOU ALL FURSUITERS YOU MAKE ME PROUD TO BE A FURRY. I'M LIVIN' WITH MY FURSUIT JUST LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, LOOK AT ME. MY SHORTS MIGHT BE SAGGIN' PINK PURPLISH DRAGON FURSUIT MASK HA HA HA LOT'S OF PEOPLE STARE I DON'T CARE. MY GAME IS THE KNOWNLEDGE AND RESPECT NO FEAR. I'VE NO REMORSE SO SQUARES BEWARE. BUT MY TRUE INTENTIONS IS JUST PRETEND. IS YOU AIN'T IN MY PET, YOU AIN'T MY FRIEND. WEAR MY COLORS PROUD IT'S MY LIFE THAT NEVER ENDS. LISTEN TO ME, HELLDRAGON!
NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE OR HATERS SAY IT'S OK TO JOIN A FURRY CONVENTION. YOU WANNA DO THINGS FOR A CHANGE. A FURRY VIBE IS MY FAVORITE THING. YOU'RE JUST GONNA END UP LIKING US FURRIES ANYWAY AS A RED FOX FRIEND AND TIME TO SEE THAT CUTE TAIL OF YOURS. I KNOW I HAVE A CHANCE TO CHANGE TO NOT BE A FURRY BUT I WON'T I LOVE IT. I'M A FURRY FREAK YEAH, SO WHAT THAT IS MY WISH NOT YOURS BASTARD ! I WALK TALL LIKE DRAGON, DON'T NEED A WAGON AS YOU SAY STOP BUT I'LL SAY I CAN'T MY HOME IS WITH THE FURRY GANG. IT'S ALL THAT I HAVE I'M A METAL STAR, ON THE WALLS IS MY PHOTOGRAPH. YOU DON'T LIKE IT, SO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GO. CAUSE THE FEETS OF ME ARE MY RAGE AND MIRROR'S MY FLOW.FURI-ANALYZE TRIED TO BE POSING WITH ME. WHY? IT WASN'T MY FURSONA THAT BRUTALLY DIED. BUT IT WAS FINE, SO LET ME FIND. MY HELLISH TERRITORY, YOU DON'T EVER CROSS MY LINE. DON'T TRY TO ACT CRAZY CAUSE THAT SHIT DON'T FAZE ME. IF YOU RAN LIKE A SKUNK WOULD THAT AMAZE ME. CAUSE MY FURRIES! REST THOUGH WE ALL FURSUITERS WISHED WE ALL HAD PEACE FROM YOU HATERS! BUT LOOKS LIKE THIS WAR WON'T END. TILL ALL HATE CEASE.SEE THE HATERS OF THE STREETS OF FURRY GANGS WILL ALWAYS BE WITH ME , OWO! BUT I DON'T WANNA BE DOWN WITH THE WRONG CLOWNS AS THE SITUATION OWO! BUT I'M HERE , IF I HAD SOMETHING BETTER TO DO BESIDES FURSUITING I WOULD AND FOR NOW RIGHT TO SAY IT'S BETTER THIS WAY. I'M JUST DOWN FOR THE CON BOY. I'M BUYING COOL MERCHANDISE WITH MY MONEY. I GOT PAID FROM WORK WHILE I'M OUT HERE MIGHT AS WELL GET SOME AUTOGRAPHS WHILE I'M AT IT. I'M GOING TO BUY THAT COOL ANTHRO COMIC BOOK ON PAPER. I HAVE A BETTER CHANCE THEN YOU. MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE THE FOOL. BUT I'M OUT HERE LIVING DAY TO DAY SURVIVING AS A DRAGON LIKE MYSELF SHOULD. AND I'M WILLING TO TRY FOR MY FURRIES! YO, PLEASE STOP CAUSE I WANT YA'LL TO STOP HATING AND LOVE EACH OTHER THIS IS HELLDRAGON , PEACE IN HELL YOU'LL LIKE IT HERE I DO!


METAL, BLOOD, HELL, ROCK, AND TEARS

I THUNDER DEATH WILL RETURN !





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