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SORRY, ALL MY BITCHES\n\n DIED ON CHRISTMAS DAY\"! \n\n ANYWAY IT?S TIME FOR MORE GORY \n\n FUN THIS HOLIDAY! \n\n \n\n \"IF ONLY I?D KILLED YOU \n\n WITH MY FREDDY GLOVE\"!\n\nTHIS YEAR I HEAR YOU SCREAM. I SEND YOUR ASS INTO A NIGHTMARE. WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU BITCHES TAKE ME FOR. SOON I LEAVE YOU IN STITCHES. HA HA HA IF YOU HEAR ME WHISPER TO YOU ON THIS BLOODY EVE. HA HA HA ! IF ONLY I?D KILLED YOU WITH MY FREDDY GLOVE! I COULD OF MOTHER FUCKING BURNED YOU A GORY CHRISTMAS. ALL I WANT THIS HOLIDAY IS TO SMILE AS YOU DIE! OHHHH, HURTS AS YOUR PUSSY BLEEDS IN MY BOILER ROOM. WHO WANT?S ROASTED TURKEY WHORE BREASTS? HA HA HA HA ! OHHHH, THIS HOLIDAY. IF ONLY I?D KILLED YOU WITH MY FREDDY GLOVE!\n\nIF ONLY I?D KILLED YOU WITH MY FREDDY GLOVE!\n\nIF ONLY I?D KILLED YOU WITH MY FREDDY GLOVE!\n\n\"BURNING INSIDE THE BOILER ROOM\" !\n\nCORPSE AROUND THE HOLIDAYS. WHAT A FANTASTIC DAY TO DIE. OHHHH,THE HAPPY TIME FOR COOKING YOU WHORES IN MY OVEN.\n\nI KNOW IT BRINGS YOU FUCKING JOY. BUT FOR ME FREDDY IT JUST BRINGS ME BETTER TIMES TO KILL YOU.\n\nOHHH,BURNING INSIDE THE BOILER ROOM ! \n\nBURNING INSIDE THE BOILER ROOM!\n\nOHHHHH, I HEAR THOSE AWEFUL CUNT ASS CAROLER?S SINGING GIVES ME A NIGHTMARE.\n\nOHH, WHAT BLOODY SEASON THIS HAS BECOME. \n\nHA HA HA HA ! HAAAAAAA! \n\nBURNING INSIDE THE BOILER ROOM! \n\nBURNING INSIDE THE BOILER ROOM!\n\n\"LITTLE DEMON FREDDY\" !\n\nOOH, IT?S A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.\n\nOOH, I HATE HIM.\n\nHE WEARS THAT SWEATER EVERY DAMN DAY.\n\nOOH, YOU SEE MY MOTHERFUCKING FACE IS ALL BURNT. \n\nOOH, I REALLY LOVE TO LAUGH AT YOUR DEATHS.\n\nOOH, YOU BITCHES BURNED ME ALIVE AND SENT ME TO HELL. \n\nI CAN KILL YOU IN YOUR DREAMS. I CAN SEE YOUR FEARS. \n\nI LOVE HOW YOU WHORES SCREAM WHEN I BEGIN TO WARP REALITY.\n\nOOH, I?M THE LITTLE DEMON FREDDY! LITTLE DEMON FREDDY! \n\nLITTLE DEMON FREDDY! LITTLE DEMON FREDDY!\n\n\"KREUGER IS SCARING UP ELM ST.\" !\n\nDO YOU TEENAGERS FEAR THE CREATURE IN YOUR DREAMS?\n\nDO YOU KNOW WHY HE KILLSYOU IN YOUR NIGHTMARES.\n\nWHY CAN?T YOU BASTARDS AND WHORES LEAVE THE PAST ALONE? \n\nOHHH, YOU WISH FOR HIM TO COME.\n\nOHHH, IF YOU DO YOU?LL BE FUCKING DEAD. \n\nOHHH, THAT LAUGH BEFORE YOU GET MURDERED.\n\nSEE HIM ALL BURNED UP AND SCARRED WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM.\n\nOHHH, BY THE WAY YOUR DAMN PARENTS BURNED ME ALIVE. HOW THE FUCK I?M I SUPPOSE TO FEEL.\n\nYOU GET TO DIE TONIGHT.\n\nOHHH, YOU TEENAGERS WERE TOLD TO BEHAVE BUT NO YOU HAD TO BRING UP MY PAST. WELL NOW YOU LET THE DEMON OUT OF THE BAG. GUESS WHAT YOU WILL DIE FROM THE DREAM MAN NOW! \n\nKRUEGER IS SCARING UP ELM ST.!\n\nKRUEGER IS SCARING UP ELM ST. !\n\nKRUEGER IS SCARING UP ELM ST.\n\n\"THERE?S NO SUFFERING PLACE LIKE HOME FOR MY BOILER ROOM\"!\n\nI FEEL THE FIRE WHEN I?M WORKING. I SEE MANY DIRTY CUNTS THIS HOLIDAY I KILLED. I LAUGH A THOUSAND OF TIMES OVER. HA HA HA HA ! HA HA HA HA ! OUTSIDE THE WIDE OLD SNOW IS BLEEDING BRIGHT. CHILDREN ARE CUT UP INTO COOKIES. PARENTS ARE GUTTED LIKE PIGS ON A OPEN FIRE. I WISH THIS SLASHING FUCKING CHRISTMAS TODAY. I SHALL CLAIM YOUR SOUL BY NOW. YOU SEE THERE?S NO SUFFERING PLACE LIKE HOME FOR MY BOILER ROOM ! \n\nOHHH, WONDERFUL HOW YOU DIE! (REPEAT)\n\nI FEEL THE FIRE WHEN I?M WORKING. I SEE MANY DIRTY CUNTS THIS HOLIDAYI KILLED. I LAUGH A THOUSAND OF TIMES OVER. HA HA HAHA! HA HA HA HA HA ! OUTSIDE THE WIDE OLD SNOW IS BLEEDING BRIGHT. CHILDREN ARE CUP UP INTO COOKIES. PARENTS ARE GUTTED LIKE PIGS ON A OPEN FIRE. I WISH THIS SLASHING FUCKING CHRISTMAS TODAY. I SHALL CLAIM YOUR SOUL BY NOW. YOU SEE THERE?S NO SUFFERING PLACE LIKE HOME FOR MY BOILER ROOM! \n\nTHERE?S NO SUFFERING PLACE LIKE HOME FOR MY BOILER ROOM!\n\n\"MASTURBATOR AND WHOREY\" ! \n\nTHIS HOLIDAY THERE MAYBE TEENAGERS KISSING UDER MY BLADES ON THE SNOW. SLASH,SLASH, OHHHH WHAT FUN YOU TWO BLEED TO DEATH. SOON YOUR PARENTS TRY TO RUIN MY FUCKING FUN BUT YOU SEE I PUT THEM ON A WREATH YOU HANG. BUT THEN I CUT OUT THEIR TEETH AND HUNG OUT THEIR TONGUES AS THE WORDS THEY SPOKE TO ME WAS PURE PAIN AND JOY FOR THIS CHRISTMAS. OHHH, THEY WERE UNDER THE SEXUAL GOAT OF ME THE KRUEGER KRAMPUS THIS IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON KILLING TODAY. OHHH, YOUR NOTHING TO ME TEENAGE JACKASSES A MASTURBATOR AND WHOREY! MASTURBATOR AND WHOREY! OHHHHH, YOU'LL SEE THEM TEENAGERS DIE UNDER THE MASTURBATOR AND WHOREY! MASTURBATOR AND WHOREY! \n\n\n\n\"HERE COMES FREDDY DOWN BITCHES LANE\"! \n\nHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! \nI HEAR A NIGHTMARE COMING FOR YOU.\nI HEAR YOU ALL SCREAM AS I KILL YOU.\nI HEAR YOU ALL BECOME ME INSIDE MY BODY AS SOUL FOOD. I HAVE A JOLLY OLD SCARRED UP BURN UP FUCKED UP MONSTER YOU SAY. WHAT IS THAT JINGLING TINGLING FEELING YOUR GETTING ON CHRISTMAS? OHHH, YOU HEAR MY DAMN CHEER OF ME AND MY BLADES TO SLICE,SLICE YOU TO YOUR DEATH. OHHH, THE BELLS ARE RUNG. THE CHRISTMAS TREE ARE GLISTENING SO BRIGHT AND YOUR CORPSE IS BLEEDING REAL TIGHT. SO HERE COMES FREDDY DOWN BITCHES LANE! HERE COMES FREDDY DOWN BITCHES LANE ! HERE COMES FREDDY DOWN BITCHES LANE! HERE COMES FREDDY DOWN BITCHES LANE! \n\n\n\n\n\n\"WE NEED A LITTLE SCREAMING\" ! \n\n\nOHHH, I BURNED YOU IN THE BOILER ROOM. THERE IS NO TIME TO LIVE FOR THESE HOLIDAY'S. OHHHHH, MY BLADES ARE CUTTING YOU BITCHES SO TIGHT. HEY BASTARD NO WONDER THE GAYS GET MORE COCK SUCKERS THIS YEAR HAHAHA! WOW THIS CHRISTMAS EVE. THEY BECOME MY FRUITCAKE IN MY STOMACH. NO MORE FUCKING ANNOYING CAROLER'S AT MY DOOR. WHY WOULD I WANT THEM YOU SEE THEIR ELEVATOR MUSIC HAS CRASHED THEIR LUNGS TO HELL! HAHAHAHA! BUT IS THAT MUCH TO ASK WE NEED A LITTLE SCREAMING! WE NEED YOU TO BLEED NOW. WE NEED YOUR BOOBS WHY BECAUSE YOUR FAKE ONES ARE THE FATTEST FLUBBER ON A SPERM WHALE HAHAHA! \nWHYDO PEOPLE LOVE BUYING LAWN GNOMES? I JUST DON'T SEE WHAT THE POINT IS ALL I SEE IS A SAD FAT ELF LIKE CREATURE THAT SITS ON HIS FAT ASS AND WAITS TO SHIT YOUR DAMN GARDEN GREEN. HAHAHAHA! OHHHH, SO WE HAVE P.E.T.A. HERE THOSE VAGINA VEGGIAN FUCKERS SAY WE HUNTERS ARE KILLING ANIMALS WELL EVERY DAMN CHRISTMAS THEY SAY DON'T EAT MEAT! \nHAHAHAHAHA! WELL FOLKS AND BASTARDS LIKE WHY DON'T YOU JOIN F.R.E.D.D.Y. KILLING FOUNDATION OHHH, YES ARE YOU DYING TO KNOW WHAT IT STANDS FOR YOU DIRTY CUNTS OF HELL! FRIGHT.RAZORS. EVENT. DEAD. DAY. YULE! \nSO ALL WE NEED IS A LITTLE SCREAMING! WE NEED A LITTLE SCREAMING! WE NEED A LITTLE SCREAMING! HAHAHAHA! YES WE DO. \n\n\n\n\"IT'S BEGINING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE MUTILATIONS\"! \n\nHAHAHAHA! \nTIRED OF YOU FAT PIG OINK WHORE SINGING SCREAMERS. \nWHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DO I WRAP UNDER THE BOILER ROOM HAHAHA! YOUR FUCKING TONGUE AND INTESTINES AFTER YOU DIE! THEN EVERY DAMN NEIGHBOR IS WONDERING WHY IS THE SNOW SO BRIGHT RED. I SAY THIS TOO THEM. IT'S BEGINING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE MUTILATIONS! HERE I MAKE CUT OUT BODY PARTS OUT OF SNOTTY NOSE TEENS THAT'S WHY THEIR HEADS SKULL IS LIGHTED UP WITH GLEE AS A STAR IS BORN. WHAT'S WITH THESE SPOILED TEENAGE WHORES AND THEIR FLASHY PHONES AND FANCY CARS OHHHH FUCK I'M FREDDY OHHHH RAP ARTIST SAY I'M CHILLIN' WITH MY GRILLES BITCHES! BLOOD DENTIST FREDDY HERE BITCH OPEN WIDE WOW YOU HAVE A NAUGHTY MOUTH FOR CHRISTMAS. \"BUT FREDDY I BEEN A BAD DEMON THIS HOLIDAY\"!\n\"HMMMM I SEE THE ROOT CANAL OF YOUR PROBLEM YOU SEE THAT GORAVITIS HAHAHAHA! DAMN THAT BITCH'S SMILE WAS HARD TO TALK WHEN HER MOUTH WAS FULL OF LIES TO ME FREDDY. ANYWAY YOU SEE WHY IT'S BEGINING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE MUTILATIONS! \nIT'S BEGINING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE MUTILATIONS ! IT'S BEGINING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE MUTILATIONS! EVERYWHERE I GO \nHA HA HA HA !\nHA HA HA HA !\nHA HA HA HA!\n\n\n\"SLASHER LIVE\" \n\n\nOHHH, IT'S LOVELY BLEEDING. \nWON'T YOU DIE IN THE WEATHER WITH ME. \nSLASH YOU UP BITCH I TORE OFF YOUR NOSE. \nTOGETHER YOU BASTARDS WILLROAST IN HELL WITH ME.\nNOW YOU FUCKING KNOW THE TIME THAT I MUST KILL YOU IN THE DREAM TONIGHT. YOU SEE IT'S SLASHER LIVE !\nSLASHER LIVE! SLASHER LIVE! \nSO MANY JEHOVA FUCKS AT MY DOOR SOON YOU'LL HEAR THEM PLOP, PLOP AS THEY MUST GET MURDERED. THEN I COME TO STRANGLE THE CAROLERS WITH THE OHHH, SO PRETTY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS OHHHH, PLEASE MAYBE I LIT THEM UP LIKE FOURTH OF JULY FIRE WORKS AS YOU HEAR THEIR CORPSE HAVE BEEN BURNT ALIVE. OVER THE HILLS I GO. SOON I SLICE OFF ALL YOUR PUSSY AND DICK PARTS WHAT CAN I SAY YOU WANTED A CANDY CANE-DIC-A - ME HA HA HA HA ! BUT THE FEMALE GOT YEAST- INFECT- A-ME WORSE THEN YOU BASTARDS.\nSO TIME TO SAY YOU BLEED A LONG TIME IN THE SNOW. OHHHHHH!\nSLASHER LIVE! SLASHER LIVE! OHHH, OHHH, NOW EVERYONES DEAD AND SLASHER LIVE ! COMES TO A END! SLASHER LIVE! SLASHER LIVE! SLASHER LIVE! \n\n\n\n\n\"NEVER WAKE UP SLUT TIME IS HERE\" ! \n\nTHE SNOW IS BLOODY WONDERFUL OUTSIDE. \nTHE NEIGHBORHOODS REALLY HATE ME. \nTHE LIFE YOU BASTARDS MADE ME THE KILLER I'AM.\nONCE I SLASH YOUR THROAT WITH MY SILVER BELL BLADES AS YOU DIE SLOWLY BITCH. IT'S A WONDERFUL JOY TO STEAL THE MISBEHAVING CUT SOULS OF SNOTTY PEOPLE THAT CAN'T SEEM TO STOP BITCHING OF WHO TOOK THE LAST \nCHRISTMAS TREE OR WHO BOUGHT OUT THE WHOLE FUCKING PIE. \nAS YOU SEE THAT NEVER WAKE UP SLUT TIME IS HERE! \nNEVER WAKE UP SLUT TIME IS HERE! I HEAR EVERBODY GOT TO FEAR THE SANTA CLAUS IN ME. ALL THE FOLKS ARE DYING SO GORY BRIGHT. OHHHH, PLUS DO WE NEED ALL THOSE NAMES FOR ST. NICK'S REINDEERS SO I GOT GOOD NEWS FOR YOU OHHHH, HMMMM ON COCK-FUCK, ON VOMIT, ON PUTRID, ON FODDER, ON BITCHIN', ON CANCER, ON GASHER, ON SEXEN, LUBE-OFF ! HAHAHA YES, FUCK YES THAT SOUNDS BETTER FOR FREDDY YEAH SO YEAH YOU'LL NEVER WAKE UP SLUT TIME IS HERE! NEVER WAKE UP SLUT TIME IS HERE ! \n\n\n\n\n\"AWAY IN A MURDER\" \n\nOHHH, HAHAHAHA, OHHHH, HAHAHA, OHHHHHH, LITTLE BITCH IN MY BOILER ROOM AS YOU SCREAMED LIKE, LIKE TEENAGE RAT OHHHHH, NIBBLE ON MY CANDY CANE AS MY POISON CUM EATS YOU. SO MANY DEATHS IN THE SNOW. OHHH, THE LORDS OF HELL ARE WORKING OVER TIME. THIS WINTER THE CHILLY SEASON WARMS YOUR HEART WITH FREDDY. SO SNUG LIKE A GLOVE WITH BLOODY LOVE YOU HAVE ON CHRISTMAS HAHAHAHA1 HAHAHAHA! OHHH, YOU'LL NEVER GONNA LIVE AGAIN IT'S AWAY IN A MURDER! AS THE WHORE BY THE FIREPLACE COOKED ALL BLOODY WHERE'S THE GINGERBREAD BASKET FOR THE SLUTS CASKETS TONIGHT HAHAHA! \nOHHHH, THE BODIES ALL STRUNG OUT TO DECAY FOR ALL THE DAMN 12 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS! SO YOU SEE WHORE FAT CAROLER'S THAT SHOULDN'T LOOK LIKE THOSE HORNY, HORNY HIPPOS BECAUSE WHEN THEY MAKE LOVE IT'S A NIGHTMARISH EARTHQUAKING OF THEIR ASS IN HELL HAHAHAHA! WHAT CAN I SAY THAT FAT CUNT MUST OF USE TOO MUCH ANIMAL LARD FROM THE DAIRY FARM WHEN SHE DIED OF MY LAUGHTER! \nSO IT'S AWAY IN A MURDER! AWAY IN A MURDER!\nAWAY IN A MURDER!\n\n\n\nLAST SONG ! \n\n\"GO TELL IT ON THE MOTHERFUCKERS\"!!!\n\n\nDO YOU HEAR THOSE BELLS RINGING ? \nDO YOU HEAR THOSE BITCHES SCREAMING ? \nDO YOU WONDER WHY I KILLED THEM? \nDO YOU KNOW MY TRAGIC STORY.\nOHHHHHH, CHRISTMAS I NEVER GOT A FUCKING HOLIDAY FROM YOUR WHORE PARENTS! \nOHHHH, I GOT WORSE THEN COAL.\nDO YOU BASTARDS AND SICK CUNTS THINK IT'S FUNNY INSTEAD OF KEEP ME TO LIVE FOR MY CRIMES. \nTHE CHILD MOLESTER YEAH, IT'S SAD THAT THIS WAS ME. \nTHE MONSTER YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW. \nIS THE HELL YOU FACE IN YOUR DREAMS THE NIGHTMARES OF BLEEDING ORGANS THAT DANCED IN YOU LITTLE SLUT CHILDREN'S HEAD. THEN YOU GROWED UP AND FORGOT WHAT YOUR DAMN CUNT MOTHERS AND BASTARD FATHERS DID TO ME ON CHRISTMAS EVE! \nTHEY BURNED ME ALIVE! OHHHHH, SO I BLAME ALL OF YOU FOR LETTING GO TO HELL THIS WAY. COOKING ALIVE THE PAIN LIKE ROASTING IN A FUCKING OVEN HURTS MY SOUL YOU THOUGHT YOU DESTROYED. SO GO TELL IT ON THE MOTHERFUCKERS !!!\nGO TELL IT ON THE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!\nGO TELL IT ON THE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!\nWHY THEY BURNED ME ALIVE ON CHRISTMAS EVE! \nTHEY FUCKING BURNED ME ALIVE ON CHRISTMAS EVE. THEY FUCKING BURNED ME ALIVE ON CHRISTMAS EVE.\n\nGO TELL IT ON THE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!\nGO TELL IT ON THE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!\n\n\n\"GOODNIGHT FROM FREDDY KRUEGER SO LET YOUR MERRY CHRISTMAS BE WILD IN YOUR DREAMS I'LL BE WAITING NEXT TIME HA HA HA HA HA ! \n\nTHE END ! \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n \n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "                        THE FREDDY KRUEGER CHRISTMAS

                          THE MURDER ALBUM 4 ALL YA BITCHES !

                           PARODY JOKE SONGS VULGAR ! 2023

             1 IF ONLY I?D KILLED YOU WITH MY FREDDY GLOVE!

              2 BURNING INSIDE THE BOILER ROOM

               3 LITTLE DEMON FREDDY

                4 KRUEGER IS SCARING UP THE ELM ST.

                 5 THERE?S NO SUFFERING PLACE LIKE HOME FOR

                            MY BOILER ROOM

                  6 MASTURBATOR AND WHOREY

                  7 HERE COMES FREDDY DOWN BITCHES LANE!

                  8 WE NEED A LITTLE SCREAMING !

                  9 IT?S BEGININNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE

                             MUTILATIONS !

                  10 SLASHER LIVE

                   11 NEVER WAKE UP SLUT TIME IS HERE !

                   12 AWAY IN A MURDER

                   13 GO TELL IT ON THE MOTHERFUCKERS!

                    SKIT! - "FREDDY KRUEGER IN THE FUCKING

                               HOUSE. SORRY, ALL MY BITCHES

                               DIED ON CHRISTMAS DAY"!

                               ANYWAY IT?S TIME FOR MORE GORY

                                  FUN THIS HOLIDAY!

          

                                  "IF ONLY I?D KILLED YOU

                                      WITH MY FREDDY GLOVE"!

THIS YEAR I HEAR YOU SCREAM. I SEND YOUR ASS INTO A NIGHTMARE. WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU BITCHES TAKE ME FOR. SOON I LEAVE YOU IN STITCHES. HA HA HA IF YOU HEAR ME WHISPER TO YOU ON THIS BLOODY EVE. HA HA HA !  IF ONLY I?D KILLED YOU WITH MY FREDDY GLOVE! I COULD OF MOTHER FUCKING BURNED YOU A GORY CHRISTMAS. ALL I WANT THIS HOLIDAY IS TO SMILE AS YOU DIE! OHHHH, HURTS AS YOUR PUSSY BLEEDS IN MY BOILER ROOM. WHO WANT?S ROASTED TURKEY WHORE BREASTS? HA HA HA HA !  OHHHH, THIS HOLIDAY.  IF ONLY I?D KILLED YOU WITH MY FREDDY GLOVE!

IF ONLY I?D KILLED YOU WITH MY FREDDY GLOVE!

IF ONLY I?D KILLED YOU WITH MY FREDDY GLOVE!

"BURNING INSIDE THE BOILER ROOM" !

CORPSE AROUND THE HOLIDAYS. WHAT A FANTASTIC DAY TO DIE. OHHHH,THE HAPPY TIME FOR COOKING YOU WHORES IN MY OVEN.

I KNOW IT BRINGS YOU FUCKING JOY. BUT FOR ME FREDDY IT JUST BRINGS ME BETTER TIMES TO KILL YOU.

OHHH,BURNING INSIDE THE BOILER ROOM !

BURNING INSIDE THE BOILER ROOM!

OHHHHH, I HEAR THOSE AWEFUL CUNT ASS CAROLER?S SINGING GIVES ME A NIGHTMARE.

OHH, WHAT BLOODY SEASON THIS HAS BECOME.

HA HA HA HA ! HAAAAAAA!

BURNING INSIDE THE BOILER ROOM!

BURNING INSIDE THE BOILER ROOM!

"LITTLE DEMON FREDDY" !

OOH, IT?S A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

OOH, I HATE HIM.

HE WEARS THAT SWEATER EVERY DAMN DAY.

OOH, YOU SEE MY MOTHERFUCKING FACE IS ALL BURNT.

OOH, I REALLY LOVE TO LAUGH AT YOUR DEATHS.

OOH, YOU BITCHES BURNED ME ALIVE AND SENT ME TO HELL.

I CAN KILL YOU IN YOUR DREAMS. I CAN SEE YOUR FEARS.

I LOVE HOW YOU WHORES SCREAM WHEN I BEGIN TO WARP REALITY.

OOH, I?M THE LITTLE DEMON FREDDY! LITTLE DEMON FREDDY!

LITTLE DEMON FREDDY! LITTLE DEMON FREDDY!

"KREUGER IS SCARING UP ELM ST." !

DO YOU TEENAGERS FEAR THE CREATURE IN YOUR DREAMS?

DO YOU KNOW WHY HE KILLSYOU IN YOUR NIGHTMARES.

WHY CAN?T YOU BASTARDS AND WHORES LEAVE THE PAST ALONE?

OHHH, YOU WISH FOR HIM TO COME.

OHHH, IF YOU DO YOU?LL BE FUCKING DEAD.

OHHH, THAT LAUGH BEFORE YOU GET MURDERED.

SEE HIM ALL BURNED UP AND SCARRED WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM.

OHHH, BY THE WAY YOUR DAMN PARENTS BURNED ME ALIVE. HOW THE FUCK I?M I SUPPOSE TO FEEL.

YOU GET TO DIE TONIGHT.

OHHH, YOU TEENAGERS WERE TOLD TO BEHAVE BUT NO YOU HAD TO BRING UP MY PAST. WELL NOW YOU LET THE DEMON OUT OF THE BAG. GUESS WHAT YOU WILL DIE FROM THE DREAM MAN NOW!

KRUEGER IS SCARING UP ELM ST.!

KRUEGER IS SCARING UP ELM ST. !

KRUEGER IS SCARING UP ELM ST.

"THERE?S NO SUFFERING PLACE LIKE HOME FOR MY BOILER ROOM"!

I FEEL THE FIRE WHEN I?M WORKING. I SEE MANY DIRTY CUNTS THIS HOLIDAY I KILLED. I LAUGH A THOUSAND OF TIMES OVER. HA HA HA HA ! HA HA HA HA ! OUTSIDE THE WIDE OLD SNOW IS BLEEDING BRIGHT. CHILDREN ARE CUT UP INTO COOKIES. PARENTS ARE GUTTED LIKE PIGS ON A OPEN FIRE. I WISH THIS SLASHING FUCKING CHRISTMAS TODAY. I SHALL CLAIM YOUR SOUL BY NOW. YOU SEE THERE?S NO SUFFERING PLACE LIKE HOME FOR MY BOILER ROOM !

OHHH, WONDERFUL HOW YOU DIE! (REPEAT)

I FEEL THE FIRE WHEN I?M WORKING. I SEE MANY DIRTY CUNTS THIS HOLIDAYI KILLED. I LAUGH A THOUSAND OF TIMES OVER. HA HA HAHA! HA HA HA HA HA ! OUTSIDE THE WIDE OLD SNOW IS BLEEDING BRIGHT. CHILDREN ARE CUP UP INTO COOKIES. PARENTS ARE GUTTED LIKE PIGS ON A OPEN FIRE. I WISH THIS SLASHING FUCKING CHRISTMAS TODAY. I SHALL CLAIM YOUR SOUL BY NOW. YOU SEE THERE?S NO SUFFERING PLACE LIKE HOME FOR MY BOILER ROOM!

THERE?S NO SUFFERING PLACE LIKE HOME FOR MY BOILER ROOM!

"MASTURBATOR AND WHOREY" !

THIS HOLIDAY THERE MAYBE TEENAGERS KISSING UDER MY BLADES ON THE SNOW. SLASH,SLASH, OHHHH WHAT FUN YOU TWO BLEED TO DEATH. SOON YOUR PARENTS TRY TO RUIN MY FUCKING FUN BUT YOU SEE I PUT THEM ON A WREATH YOU HANG. BUT THEN I CUT OUT THEIR TEETH AND HUNG OUT THEIR TONGUES AS THE WORDS THEY SPOKE TO ME WAS PURE PAIN AND JOY FOR THIS CHRISTMAS. OHHH, THEY WERE UNDER THE SEXUAL GOAT OF ME THE KRUEGER KRAMPUS THIS IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON KILLING TODAY. OHHH, YOUR NOTHING TO ME TEENAGE JACKASSES A MASTURBATOR AND WHOREY! MASTURBATOR AND WHOREY! OHHHHH, YOU'LL SEE THEM TEENAGERS DIE UNDER THE MASTURBATOR AND WHOREY! MASTURBATOR AND WHOREY!



"HERE COMES FREDDY DOWN BITCHES LANE"!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I HEAR A NIGHTMARE COMING FOR YOU.
I HEAR YOU ALL SCREAM AS I KILL YOU.
I HEAR YOU ALL BECOME ME INSIDE MY BODY AS SOUL FOOD. I HAVE A JOLLY OLD SCARRED UP BURN UP FUCKED UP MONSTER YOU SAY. WHAT IS THAT JINGLING TINGLING FEELING YOUR GETTING ON CHRISTMAS? OHHH, YOU HEAR MY DAMN CHEER OF ME AND MY BLADES TO SLICE,SLICE YOU TO YOUR DEATH. OHHH, THE BELLS ARE RUNG. THE CHRISTMAS TREE ARE GLISTENING SO BRIGHT AND YOUR CORPSE IS BLEEDING REAL TIGHT. SO HERE COMES FREDDY DOWN BITCHES LANE! HERE COMES FREDDY DOWN BITCHES LANE ! HERE COMES FREDDY DOWN BITCHES LANE! HERE COMES FREDDY DOWN BITCHES LANE!





"WE NEED A LITTLE SCREAMING" !


OHHH, I BURNED YOU IN THE BOILER ROOM. THERE IS NO TIME TO LIVE FOR THESE HOLIDAY'S. OHHHHH, MY BLADES ARE CUTTING YOU BITCHES SO TIGHT. HEY BASTARD NO WONDER THE GAYS GET MORE COCK SUCKERS THIS YEAR HAHAHA! WOW THIS CHRISTMAS EVE. THEY BECOME MY FRUITCAKE IN MY STOMACH. NO MORE FUCKING ANNOYING CAROLER'S AT MY DOOR. WHY WOULD I WANT THEM YOU SEE THEIR ELEVATOR MUSIC HAS CRASHED THEIR LUNGS TO HELL! HAHAHAHA! BUT IS THAT MUCH TO ASK WE NEED A LITTLE SCREAMING! WE NEED YOU TO BLEED NOW. WE NEED YOUR BOOBS WHY BECAUSE YOUR FAKE ONES ARE THE FATTEST FLUBBER ON A SPERM WHALE HAHAHA!
WHYDO PEOPLE LOVE BUYING LAWN GNOMES? I JUST DON'T SEE WHAT THE POINT IS ALL I SEE IS A SAD FAT ELF LIKE CREATURE THAT SITS ON HIS FAT ASS AND WAITS TO SHIT YOUR DAMN GARDEN GREEN. HAHAHAHA!  OHHHH, SO WE HAVE P.E.T.A. HERE THOSE VAGINA VEGGIAN FUCKERS SAY WE HUNTERS ARE KILLING ANIMALS WELL EVERY DAMN CHRISTMAS THEY SAY DON'T EAT MEAT!
HAHAHAHAHA! WELL FOLKS AND BASTARDS LIKE WHY DON'T YOU JOIN F.R.E.D.D.Y. KILLING FOUNDATION OHHH, YES ARE YOU DYING TO KNOW WHAT IT STANDS FOR YOU DIRTY CUNTS OF HELL!  FRIGHT.RAZORS. EVENT. DEAD. DAY. YULE!
SO ALL WE NEED IS A LITTLE SCREAMING! WE NEED A LITTLE SCREAMING!  WE NEED A LITTLE SCREAMING! HAHAHAHA! YES WE DO.



"IT'S BEGINING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE MUTILATIONS"!

HAHAHAHA!
TIRED OF YOU FAT PIG OINK WHORE SINGING SCREAMERS.
WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DO I WRAP UNDER THE BOILER ROOM HAHAHA! YOUR FUCKING TONGUE AND INTESTINES AFTER YOU DIE! THEN EVERY DAMN NEIGHBOR IS WONDERING WHY IS THE SNOW SO BRIGHT RED. I SAY THIS TOO THEM. IT'S BEGINING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE MUTILATIONS! HERE I MAKE CUT OUT BODY PARTS OUT OF SNOTTY NOSE TEENS THAT'S WHY THEIR HEADS SKULL IS LIGHTED UP WITH GLEE AS A STAR IS BORN. WHAT'S WITH THESE SPOILED TEENAGE WHORES AND THEIR FLASHY PHONES AND FANCY CARS OHHHH FUCK I'M FREDDY OHHHH RAP ARTIST SAY I'M CHILLIN' WITH MY GRILLES BITCHES! BLOOD DENTIST FREDDY HERE BITCH OPEN WIDE WOW YOU HAVE A NAUGHTY MOUTH FOR CHRISTMAS. "BUT FREDDY I BEEN A BAD DEMON THIS HOLIDAY"!
"HMMMM I SEE THE ROOT CANAL OF YOUR PROBLEM YOU SEE THAT GORAVITIS HAHAHAHA! DAMN THAT BITCH'S SMILE WAS HARD TO TALK WHEN HER MOUTH WAS FULL OF LIES TO ME FREDDY. ANYWAY YOU SEE WHY IT'S BEGINING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE MUTILATIONS!
IT'S BEGINING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE MUTILATIONS ! IT'S BEGINING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE MUTILATIONS! EVERYWHERE I GO
HA HA HA HA !
HA HA HA HA !
HA HA HA HA!


"SLASHER LIVE"


OHHH, IT'S LOVELY BLEEDING.
WON'T YOU DIE IN THE WEATHER WITH ME.
SLASH YOU UP BITCH I TORE OFF YOUR NOSE.
TOGETHER YOU BASTARDS WILLROAST IN HELL WITH ME.
NOW YOU FUCKING KNOW THE TIME THAT I MUST KILL YOU IN THE DREAM TONIGHT. YOU SEE IT'S SLASHER LIVE !
SLASHER LIVE! SLASHER LIVE!
SO MANY JEHOVA FUCKS AT MY DOOR SOON YOU'LL HEAR THEM PLOP, PLOP AS THEY MUST GET MURDERED. THEN I COME TO STRANGLE THE CAROLERS WITH THE OHHH, SO PRETTY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS OHHHH, PLEASE MAYBE I LIT THEM UP LIKE FOURTH OF JULY FIRE WORKS AS YOU HEAR THEIR CORPSE HAVE BEEN BURNT ALIVE. OVER THE HILLS I GO. SOON I SLICE OFF ALL YOUR PUSSY AND DICK PARTS WHAT CAN I SAY YOU WANTED A CANDY CANE-DIC-A -  ME HA HA HA HA ! BUT THE FEMALE GOT YEAST- INFECT- A-ME WORSE THEN YOU BASTARDS.
SO TIME TO SAY YOU BLEED A LONG TIME IN THE SNOW. OHHHHHH!
SLASHER LIVE! SLASHER LIVE! OHHH, OHHH, NOW EVERYONES DEAD AND SLASHER LIVE ! COMES TO A END! SLASHER LIVE! SLASHER LIVE! SLASHER LIVE!




"NEVER WAKE UP SLUT TIME IS HERE" !

THE SNOW IS BLOODY WONDERFUL OUTSIDE.
THE NEIGHBORHOODS REALLY HATE ME.
THE LIFE YOU BASTARDS MADE ME THE KILLER I'AM.
ONCE I SLASH YOUR THROAT WITH MY SILVER BELL BLADES AS YOU DIE SLOWLY BITCH. IT'S A WONDERFUL JOY TO STEAL THE MISBEHAVING CUT SOULS OF SNOTTY PEOPLE THAT CAN'T SEEM TO STOP BITCHING OF WHO TOOK THE LAST
CHRISTMAS TREE OR WHO BOUGHT OUT THE WHOLE FUCKING PIE.
AS YOU SEE THAT NEVER WAKE UP SLUT TIME IS HERE!
NEVER WAKE UP SLUT TIME IS HERE! I HEAR EVERBODY GOT TO FEAR THE SANTA CLAUS IN ME. ALL THE FOLKS ARE DYING SO GORY BRIGHT. OHHHH, PLUS DO WE NEED ALL THOSE NAMES FOR ST. NICK'S REINDEERS SO I GOT GOOD NEWS FOR YOU OHHHH, HMMMM ON COCK-FUCK, ON VOMIT, ON PUTRID, ON FODDER, ON BITCHIN', ON CANCER, ON GASHER, ON SEXEN, LUBE-OFF ! HAHAHA YES, FUCK YES THAT SOUNDS BETTER FOR FREDDY YEAH SO YEAH YOU'LL NEVER WAKE UP SLUT TIME IS HERE! NEVER WAKE UP SLUT TIME IS HERE !




"AWAY IN A MURDER"

OHHH, HAHAHAHA, OHHHH, HAHAHA, OHHHHHH, LITTLE BITCH IN MY BOILER ROOM AS YOU SCREAMED LIKE, LIKE TEENAGE RAT OHHHHH, NIBBLE ON MY CANDY CANE AS MY POISON CUM EATS YOU. SO MANY DEATHS IN THE SNOW. OHHH, THE LORDS OF HELL ARE WORKING OVER TIME. THIS WINTER THE CHILLY SEASON WARMS YOUR HEART WITH FREDDY. SO SNUG LIKE A GLOVE WITH BLOODY LOVE YOU HAVE ON CHRISTMAS HAHAHAHA1 HAHAHAHA! OHHH, YOU'LL NEVER GONNA LIVE AGAIN IT'S AWAY IN A MURDER! AS THE WHORE BY THE FIREPLACE COOKED ALL BLOODY WHERE'S THE GINGERBREAD BASKET FOR THE SLUTS CASKETS TONIGHT HAHAHA!
OHHHH, THE BODIES ALL STRUNG OUT TO DECAY FOR ALL THE DAMN 12 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS! SO YOU SEE WHORE FAT CAROLER'S THAT SHOULDN'T LOOK LIKE THOSE HORNY, HORNY HIPPOS BECAUSE WHEN THEY MAKE LOVE IT'S A NIGHTMARISH EARTHQUAKING OF THEIR ASS IN HELL HAHAHAHA! WHAT CAN I SAY THAT FAT CUNT MUST OF USE TOO MUCH ANIMAL LARD FROM THE DAIRY FARM WHEN SHE DIED OF MY LAUGHTER!
SO IT'S AWAY IN A MURDER! AWAY IN A MURDER!
AWAY IN A MURDER!



LAST SONG !

"GO TELL IT ON THE MOTHERFUCKERS"!!!


DO YOU HEAR THOSE BELLS RINGING ?
DO YOU HEAR THOSE BITCHES SCREAMING ?
DO YOU WONDER WHY I KILLED THEM?
DO YOU KNOW MY TRAGIC STORY.
OHHHHHH, CHRISTMAS I NEVER GOT A FUCKING HOLIDAY FROM YOUR WHORE PARENTS!
OHHHH, I GOT WORSE THEN COAL.
DO YOU BASTARDS AND SICK CUNTS THINK IT'S FUNNY INSTEAD OF KEEP ME TO LIVE FOR MY CRIMES.
THE CHILD MOLESTER YEAH, IT'S SAD THAT THIS WAS ME.
THE MONSTER YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW.
IS THE HELL YOU FACE IN YOUR DREAMS THE NIGHTMARES OF BLEEDING ORGANS THAT DANCED IN YOU LITTLE SLUT CHILDREN'S HEAD. THEN YOU GROWED UP AND FORGOT WHAT YOUR DAMN CUNT MOTHERS AND BASTARD FATHERS DID TO ME ON CHRISTMAS EVE!
THEY BURNED ME ALIVE! OHHHHH, SO I BLAME ALL OF YOU FOR LETTING GO TO HELL THIS WAY. COOKING ALIVE THE PAIN LIKE ROASTING IN A FUCKING OVEN HURTS MY SOUL YOU THOUGHT YOU DESTROYED. SO GO TELL IT ON THE MOTHERFUCKERS !!!
GO TELL IT ON THE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
GO TELL IT ON THE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
WHY THEY BURNED ME ALIVE ON CHRISTMAS EVE!
THEY FUCKING BURNED ME ALIVE ON CHRISTMAS EVE. THEY FUCKING BURNED ME ALIVE ON CHRISTMAS EVE.

GO TELL IT ON THE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
GO TELL IT ON THE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!


"GOODNIGHT FROM FREDDY KRUEGER SO LET YOUR MERRY CHRISTMAS BE WILD IN YOUR DREAMS I'LL BE WAITING NEXT TIME HA HA HA HA HA !

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