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"writing": "UNICORNIA \n\nPONIFIED ELTON JOHN \n\nVULGAR LYRICS!\n\n1. PARTY PONY ROCK\n\n2. I?M STILL SOARING\n\n3 RAINBOOM PEGASUS \n\n4 DON?T LET THE MAGIC GO OUT OF ME?\n\n5 SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS \n\n6 I GUESS THAT?S WHY THEY CALL ME CRUEL?\n\n7GOODBYE PONYVILLE ROAD\n\n8 YOUR STUDY\n\n9 TWILIGHT IN THE WIND\n\n10. PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP \n\n11 TINY LUNA \n\n(BONUS TRACKS)\n\nTHE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK!\n\nDRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH \n\nI REMEBER WHEN I SLUT PINKIE PIE WAS YOUNG ME GUMMY MY PET ALIGATOR HAD SO MUCH FUN \n\nHOLDING HOOVES AND SKIMMING STONES.\n\nHAD AN OLD PET ROCK NAMED TOM AND ROCK FARM PLACE OF MY OWN \n\nBUT THE BIGGEST KICK I PINKIE EVER GOT WAS DOING A THING CALLED THE PARTY PONY ROCK!\n\nWHILE THE OTHER CUTIE MARK CRUSADER FILLY WHORES WERE ROCKING ROUND THE CLOCK.\n\nWE MANE SIX BITCHES WERE HOPPING AND BOPPING TO THE PARTY PONY ROCK!\n\nWELL PARTY PONY ROCK IS SOMETHING RAINBOOMING \n\nWHEN YOUR HOOF JUST CAN?T KEEP STILL I PINKIE PIE SLUT NEVER KNEW ME A BETTER TIME AND I GUESS I NEVER WILL. \n\nOH, DERPY WHORE THOSE FRIDAY NIGHTS WHEN MAUD PIE WORE HER DRESSES FUCKING SKINTIGHT AND THE PARTY PONY ROCKING WAS OUT OF SIGHT.\n\nI REMEBER WHEN I SLUT PINKIE PIE WAS YOUNG ME GUMMY MY PET ALIGATOR HAD SO MUCH FUN \n\nHOLDING HOOVES AND SKIMMING STONES.\n\nHAD AN OLD PET ROCK NAMED TOM AND ROCK FARM PLACE OF MY OWN \n\nBUT THE BIGGEST KICK I PINKIE EVER GOT WAS DOING A THING CALLED THE PARTY PONY ROCK!\n\nWHILE THE OTHER CUTIE MARK CRUSADER FILLY WHORES WERE ROCKING ROUND THE CLOCK.\n\nWE MANE SIX BITCHES WERE HOPPING AND BOPPING TO THE PARTY PONY ROCK!\n\nWELL PARTY PONY ROCK IS SOMETHING RAINBOOMING \n\nWHEN YOUR HOOF JUST CAN?T KEEP STILL I PINKIE PIE SLUT NEVER KNEW ME A BETTER TIME AND I GUESS I NEVER WILL. \n\nOH, DERPY WHORE THOSE FRIDAY NIGHTS WHEN MAUD PIE WORE HER DRESSES FUCKING SKINTIGHT AND THE PARTY PONY ROCKING WAS OUT OF SIGHT.\n\nLA LALALALA LA LALALALA LA LALALALA LA \n\nBUT THE CELESTIA YEARS WENT BY AND THE SMILE JUST DIED \n\nMAUD PIE WENT AND LEFT ME PINKIE PIE FUCKING ALONE FOR SOME MISCHIEF BASTARD CHAOS GOD DISCORD!\n\nLONG NIGHTS CRYING BY MY PARTY CANNON \n\nDREAMING HAVE MY ROCK FARM AND MY OLD CHICKEN HALLOWEEN COSTUME BUT THOSE PONIES THEY?LL NEVER KILL THE THRILLS WE?VE GOT BURNING UP TO THE PARTY PONY ROCK!\n\nLEARNING FAST AS THE WEEKS WENT PAST PONYVILLE \n\nWE MAIN SIX BITCHES REALLY THOUGHT THE PARTY PONY ROCK WOULD LAST.\n\nWELL PARTY PONY ROCK IS SOMETHING RAINBOOMING \n\nWHEN YOUR HOOF JUST CAN?T KEEP STILL I PINKIE PIE SLUT NEVER KNEW ME A BETTER TIME AND I GUESS I NEVER WILL. \n\nOH, DERPY WHORE THOSE FRIDAY NIGHTS WHEN MAUD PIE WORE HER DRESSES FUCKING SKINTIGHT AND THE PARTY PONY ROCKING WAS OUT OF SIGHT.\n\nLA LALALALA LA LALALALA LA LALALALA LA\n\nI REMEBER WHEN I SLUT PINKIE PIE WAS YOUNG ME GUMMY MY PET ALIGATOR HAD SO MUCH FUN \n\nHOLDING HOOVES AND SKIMMING STONES.\n\nHAD AN OLD PET ROCK NAMED TOM AND ROCK FARM PLACE OF MY OWN \n\nBUT THE BIGGEST KICK I PINKIE EVER GOT WAS DOING A THING CALLED THE PARTY PONY ROCK!\n\nWHILE THE OTHER CUTIE MARK CRUSADER FILLY WHORES WERE ROCKING ROUND THE CLOCK.\n\nWE MANE SIX BITCHES WERE HOPPING AND BOPPING TO THE PARTY PONY ROCK!\n\nWELL PARTY PONY ROCK IS SOMETHING RAINBOOMING \n\nWHEN YOUR HOOF JUST CAN?T KEEP STILL I PINKIE PIE SLUT NEVER KNEW ME A BETTER TIME AND I GUESS I NEVER WILL. \n\nOH, DERPY WHORE THOSE FRIDAY NIGHTS WHEN MAUD PIE WORE HER DRESSES FUCKING SKINTIGHT AND THE PARTY PONY ROCKING WAS OUT OF SIGHT.\n\nLA LALALALA LA LALALALA LA LALALALA LA LALALALA LA LALALALA LA LALALALA LA LALALALA LA LALALALA LA LALALALA LA\n\nYOU COULD NEVER KNOW WHAT IT?S LIKE TO BE A WONDERBOLTS \n\nMY BLOOD LIKE WINTER FUCKING WRAP UP FREEZE JUST LIKE ICE AND THERE?S A MAGIC LONELY LIGHT THAT SHINES FROM ME \n\nYOU?LL SEE ME WIND UP LIKE THE RAINBOW CRASH I HIDE THAT PAST BEHIND THAT FACE I USE AND DID YOU THINK I DASHIE COULD NEVER WIN WELL LOOK AT ME, FUCKING PONIES I?M COMING BACK AGAIN. I GOT A TASTE FOR STUNTS TODAY IN A SIMPLE WAY AND IF YOU NEED TO KNOW WHILE I?M STILL SOARING YOU BITCH GILDA JUST FADE AWAY.\n\nDON?T YOU PONIES KNOW I?M STILL SOARING BETTER THAN I EVER FLEW?\n\nLOOKING LIKE A TRUE PEGASUS, FEELING LIKE FILLY DASH \n\nI?M STILL SOARING AFTER ALL THIS TIME.\n\nFLYING UP THE PACES OF MY LOYALTY LIFE WITHOUT YOU BITCH GILDA GRYPHON ON MY MIND.\n\nI?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH YEAH \n\nI?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH \n\nONCE I RAINBOWDASH NEVER COULD HOPE TO WIN AS A WONDERBOLTS LEADER \n\nYOU PONIES STARTING DOWN THE PONYVILLE ROAD LEAVING ME FUCKING DASHIE AGAIN \n\nTHE THREATS YOU BITCH GYRPHON GILDA SAID TO SUGAR RUSH SLUT PINKIE PIE WAS NOT COOL AS YOU WERE TRYING THAT MEANT TO CUT ME DOWN AND IF OUR FRIENDSHIP LOVE WAS JUST A CIRCUS YOU?D BE A CLOWN BY NOW.\n\nYOU KNOW I?M STILL SOARING BETTER THAN I EVER FLEW \n\nLOOKING LIKE A TRUE PEGASUS, FEELING LIKE FILLY DASH \n\nI?M STILL SOARING AFTER ALL THIS TIME.\n\nFLYING UP THE PACES OF MY LOYALTY LIFE WITHOUT YOU BITCH GILDA GRYPHON ON MY MIND.\n\nI?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH YEAH \n\nI?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH \n\nONCE I RAINBOWDASH NEVER COULD HOPE TO WIN AS A WONDERBOLTS LEADER \n\nYOU PONIES STARTING DOWN THE PONYVILLE ROAD LEAVING ME FUCKING DASHIE AGAIN \n\nTHE THREATS YOU BITCH GYRPHON GILDA SAID TO SUGAR RUSH SLUT PINKIE PIE WAS NOT COOL AS YOU WERE TRYING THAT MEANT TO CUT ME DOWN AND IF OUR FRIENDSHIP LOVE WAS JUST A CIRCUS YOU?D BE A CLOWN BY NOW.\n\nYOU KNOW I?M STILL SOARING BETTER THAN I EVER FLEW \n\nLOOKING LIKE A TRUE PEGASUS, FEELING LIKE FILLY DASH \n\nI?M STILL SOARING AFTER ALL THIS TIME.\n\nFLYING UP THE PACES OF MY LOYALTY LIFE WITHOUT YOU BITCH GILDA GRYPHON ON MY MIND.\n\nI?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH YEAH \n\nI?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH \n\nI?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH YEAH \n\nI?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH \n\nI PACKED MY WONDERBOLTS JACKET LAST NIGHT FLY-FLIGHT \n\nZERO MOON HOUR NINE AM\n\nAND GONNA BE HIGH AS A PEGASUS BY THEN I MISS THE PONIES SO MUCH I MISS MY LIFE IT?S LONELY AT MY PLACE \n\nOH SUCH A EXCITED NIGHT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT ?TILL TOUCH DOWN BRINGS ME DOWN AGAIN TO FIND I?M NOT THE PEGASUS THEY THE PONIES THINK I AM AT CLOUDS DALE MY HOME.\n\nOH NO NO NO I?M A RAINBOOM PEGASUS!\n\nRAINBOOM PEGASUS! SOARING OUT MY STUNT UP HERE ALONE \n\nAND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT ?TILL TOUCH DOWN BRINGS ME DOWN AGAIN TO FIND I?M NOT THE PEGASUS THEY THE PONIES THINK I AM AT CLOUDS DALE MY HOME.\n\nOH NO NO NO I?M A RAINBOOM PEGASUS !\n\nCLOUDS DALE ISN?T A PLACE FOR YOUNG SLUT CUTIE MARK CRUSADER FILLIES TO RUN AROUND TO RAISE THEM \n\nIN FACT IT?S LIGHTENING IS HELL \n\nAND THERE?S NO GOOD WEATHER TO RAISE THEM IF YOU DID?\n\nAND ALL OF PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE I DON?T FUCKING UNDERSTAND HER SCIENCE IT?S JUST MY FLYING JOB FIVE SUN DAYS A WEEK.\n\nA RAINBOOM PEGASUS, A RAINBOOM PEGASUS!\n\nAND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG STUNT ?TILL TOUCH DOWN BRINGS ME DOWN AGAIN TO FIND I?M NOT THE PEGASUS THEY THE PONIES THINK I AM AT CLOUDS DALE MY HOME.\n\nOH NO NO NO I?M A RAINBOOM PEGASUS !\n\nAND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT.\n\nI PRINCESS WHORE CAN?T USE MAGIC NO MORE OF THIS DARKNESS \n\nALL MY MEMORIES SEEM TO FADE TO BLACK AND WHITE.\n\nI?M TWILIGHT SPARKLE I?M FUCKING GROWING TIRED AND EQUESTRIA STANDS BEFORE ME \n\nFROZEN HERE IN PONYVILLE ON THE MAGICAL ALICORN OF MY LIFE.\n\nBUT YOUR FRIENDSHIP WAS MISREAD WHEN I MET YOU MAIN FIVE.\n\nCLOSED THE CASTLE DOORS AND LEFT ME BLINDED BY THE LIGHT.\n\nDON?T LET THE MAGIC GO OUT OF ME?\n\nALTHOUGH I SEARCH MY SCIENCE SELF, IT?S ALWAYS SOMEPONY ELSE I SEE \n\nI?D JUST ALLOW A ELEMENTS OF HARMONY OF YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU GROW FUCKING OLD AND DIE TO WANDER FREE, OH \n\nBUT LOSING EVERYTHING AS A NEW PRINCESS AFTER YOU WHORE PRINCESS CELESTIA AND LUNA RETIRE AS ROYAL LEADERS NOW IT?S LIKE THE MAGIC GOING OUT OF ME!\n\nPONIES AND GENTLECOLTS IT?S YOUR KICKASS MAGIC USER MS. ALICORN PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE!\n\nI CAN?T FIND OH, THE RIGHT POTIONS TIME TO SAVE EQUESTRIA?\n\nBUT PINKIE PIE PARTY PONY SLUT SEE ME ONCE AND SEE THE WAY I FEEL.\n\nDON?T DISCORD ME CHAOS GOD DON?T JUST BECAUSE YOU BASTARD CHIMAIRA THINK YOU DON?T WANNA MISCHIEF HARM \n\n(JUST BECAUSE YOU BASTARD CHIMAIRA THINK YOU DON?T WANNA MISCHIEF HARM, OH)\n\nBUT THESE BRUISES FROM THE CUNT AND BASTARD VILLAINS I PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE HAVE (BRUISES I HAVE)\n\nI FUCKING NEED LOVE EVERYPONY (I FUCKING NEED LOVE EVERYPONY)\n\nTO HELP MY HEART HEAL.\n\nOH, DON?T LET THE MAGIC GO OUT OF ME?\n\nALTHOUGH I SEARCH MY SCIENCE SELF, IT?S ALWAYS SOMEPONY ELSE I SEE \n\nI?D JUST ALLOW A ELEMENTS OF HARMONY OF YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU GROW FUCKING OLD AND DIE TO WANDER FREE, OH \n\nBUT LOSING EVERYTHING AS A NEW PRINCESS AFTER YOU WHORE PRINCESS CELESTIA AND LUNA RETIRE AS ROYAL LEADERS NOW IT?S LIKE THE MAGIC GOING OUT OF ME!\n\nMS. ALICORN PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE!\n\nHEY PONIES, SHAKE IT LOOSE TOGETHER \n\nTHE SPOTLIGHT?S HITTING THE CROWD SOMETHING THAT A PEGASUS BEEN KNOWN TO CHANGE THE WEATHER .\n\nWE?LL KILL THE FATTED BASTARD VILLAIN UMBRA SHADOW KING SOMBRA PONY TONIGHT!\n\nSO STICK AROUND \n\nYOU?RE GONNA HEAR MOTHERFUCKING SONIC RAINBOOMS STUNT BARRIER WALLS OF SOUND. \n\nSAY, SLUT BERRY PUNCH DRUNK WHORE PONY AND DERPY HOOVES, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM YET? UH BUT THEY?RE SO AREODYNAMIC SOARING OUT, SSS SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS!\n\nOH BUT THEY?RE AWESOME WEIRD AND THEY?RE SUPER RAINBOOMING FUCKING FASTASTIC!\n\nOH SPITFIRE SHE CAN BE MEAN \n\nSHE?S GOT THUNDERBOLTS A FIERY HAIR TO SUIT \n\nYOU KNOW I SLUT PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE READ IT IN A CLOUDSDALE MAGAZINE.\n\nSSS SPITFIRE AND WONDERBOLTS!\n\nHEY, PONIES PLUG INTO FLIGHTLESS \n\nMAYBE THEY?RE BINDED \n\nBUT SPITFIRE MAKES THEM STUNTS AGELESS\n\nWE PONIES SHALL SURVIVE, LET US TAKE OURSELVES FLYING ALONG \n\nWHERE WE SOAR AWAY FROM A FIGHT ARE BITCHING PARENTS OUT IN THE CLOUD CITY OF CLOUDSDALE CAUSED.\n\nTO FIND WHOM?S RIGHT TO SOAR AND WHO?S WRONG TO NOT FLY.\n\nOH, SLUT BERRY PUNCH DRUNK WHORE PONY AND DERPY HOOVES, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM YET? UH BUT THEY?RE SO AREODYNAMIC SOARING OUT, SSS SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS!\n\nOH BUT THEY?RE AWESOME WEIRD AND THEY?RE SUPER RAINBOOMING FUCKING FASTASTIC!\n\nOH SPITFIRE SHE CAN BE MEAN \n\nSHE?S GOT THUNDERBOLTS A FIERY HAIR TO SUIT \n\nYOU KNOW I SLUT PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE READ IT IN A CLOUDSDALE MAGAZINE.\n\nSSS SPITFIRE AND WONDERBOLTS!\n\nOH, SLUT BERRY PUNCH DRUNK WHORE PONY AND DERPY HOOVES, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM YET? UH BUT THEY?RE SO AREODYNAMIC SOARING OUT, SSS SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS!\n\nOH BUT THEY?RE AWESOME WEIRD AND THEY?RE SUPER RAINBOOMING FUCKING FASTASTIC!\n\nOH SPITFIRE SHE CAN BE MEAN \n\nSHE?S GOT THUNDERBOLTS A FIERY HAIR TO SUIT \n\nYOU KNOW I SLUT PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE READ IT IN A CLOUDSDALE MAGAZINE.\n\nSSS SPITFIRE AND WONDERBOLTS!\n\nSPITFIRE, SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS!\n\nSPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS!\n\nSPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS!\n\nSPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS, WONDERBOLTS, WONDERBOLTS!\n\nSPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS!\n\nDON?T MISCHIEF IT AWAY\n\nDON?T LOOK AT THE CHOCOLATE RAIN FOREVER\n\nBETWEEN ME AND YOU SLUT PEGASUS FLUTTERSHY \n\nI DISCORD COULD HONESTLY SAY THAT MY MISCHIEF?S \n\nMAGIC CAN ONLY GET NAUGHTIER \n\nAND WHILE CHAOS 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\n\nI TRIXIE WHORE SLUT AND UNGREATFUL SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY FATHER PONY JACKPOT YOU KNOW YOU CAN?T HOLD ME FOREVER VILLAINS I DIDN?T SIGN UP FOR YOU TIREK, COZY GLOW YOU FUCKING HELL DEVIL CUNT AND LAST CUNT QUEEN OF HELL CHANGELING CHRYSALIS I?M NOT YOUR FUCKING MAGIC FOR YOU VILLIANS TO OPEN THIS PRINCE MARRIED SHINING ARMOUR FULL ADULT SINGING THE BLUES.\n\nSO GOODBYE PONYVILLE ROAD !\n\nWHERE THE BASTARD DIAMOND DOGS FIDO, SPOT, AND ROVER OF THE SOCIETY CAVE \n\nYOU FLUTTERSHY CAN?T PLANT ME MISCHIEF DISCORD BASTARD CHAOS GOD IN YOUR COTTAGE.\n\nI?M GOING BACK TO MY CASTLE \n\nBACK TO THE GROWLING TIMBERWOLVES IN THE EVERFREE FOREST\n\nHUNTING THE HORNY DRUNK PONY BERRY PUNCH \n\nOH SHE?S FINALLY DECIDED HER FUTURE LIES IN MAGICAL BESTIALITY BEYOND THE PONYVILLE ROAD !\n\nWHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR BETRAYAL TRUST WILL DO BASTARD DISCORD THEN ?\n\nI BET THE THREE VILLAINS WILL SHOOT DOWN AND MOTHERFUCKING DESTROY CANTERLOT CASTLE\n\nIT?LL TAKE YOU A COUPLE OF DAYS AND YEARS AND MAGIC \n\nTO SET EQUESTRIA BACK AGAIN !\n\nMAYBE YOU?LL FUCKING VILLAINS GET A REPLACEMENT AS DAMN STONE STATUES FOREVER AND I KNOW THERE?S PLENTY OF ME TWILIGHT SPARKLE PRINCESS WHORE LEADER OF PONYVILLE NOW OF ME TO BE FOUND.\n\nNO REGRETS WHO AIN?T GOT TIME FOR BITS \n\nCRYING OF THE NINTH SEASONS END OF FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC ON THE GROUND.\n\nWHERE THE BASTARD DIAMOND DOGS FIDO, SPOT, AND ROVER OF THE SOCIETY CAVE \n\nYOU FLUTTERSHY CAN?T PLANT ME MISCHIEF DISCORD BASTARD CHAOS GOD IN YOUR COTTAGE.\n\nI?M GOING BACK TO MY CASTLE \n\nBACK TO THE GROWLING TIMBERWOLVES IN THE EVERFREE FOREST\n\nHUNTING THE HORNY DRUNK PONY BERRY PUNCH \n\nOH SHE?S FINALLY DECIDED HER FUTURE LIES IN MAGICAL BESTIALITY BEYOND THE PONYVILLE ROAD !\n\nIT?S A LITTLE BIT FUNNY , THIS TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAGIC INSIDE \n\nI?M NOT ONE OF THOSE SCIENTIST PONIES WHO CAN EASILY HIDE.\n\nI DON?T HAVE MUCH TIME FOR FRIENDS , BUT BRONY , IF I DID ?\n\nI?D TRY TO PARTY LIKE SLUT PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE WHERE WE AND MY NEW FRIEND SPIKE THE HORNY FUCKING DRAGON COULD LIVE.\n\nIF WAS INSANE PONY, BUT THEN AGAIN NO OR A PONY WHO MAKES POTIONS WITH ZECORA IN A EVERFREE SECRET FUTA SEX SHOW OH, I KNOW IT?S NOT MUCH BUT IT?S BEST I PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE CAN DO.\n\nMY GIFT IS MY STUDY AND THIS ONE?S FOR YOU AND YOU CAN TELL EVERYPONY THIS IS YOUR STUDY !\n\nIT MAY BE QUITE SIMPLE READING BOOKS BUT NOW THAT IT?S DONE\n\nI HOPE YOU BITCH RARITY DON?T MIND\n\nI HOPE YOU SLUT PEGASUS FLUTTERSHY DON?T MIND \n\nTHAT I PUT DOWN SPELLS \n\nHOW WONDERFUL MAGIC IS WHILE YOU ARE MY FUCKING BEST FRIENDS IN THE EQUESTRIA!\n\nI SAT ON THE BALCONY OF THE CANTERLOT CASTLE WITHOUT PRINCESS LUNA AND CELESTIA WHORES THAT HAVE RETIRED AS PRINCESSE?S AND KICKED OFF THE MOSS.\n\nWELL, A FEW INGREDIENTS OF CASTING VOLUMES OF SPELLS WELL SOME OF THEM GOT ME FUCKING CROSS\n\nBUT THE CELESTIA MAGIC FOR THE SUN BEEN QUITE GOOD TO ME RAISING IN THE MORNING WHILE I READ MY INCANTATIONS OF POTIONS IT?S FOR EVERYPONY LIKE YOU AWESOME KICK ASS MAIL DELIVERY PONY WHORE DERPY HOOVES KEEP IT TURNED ON .\n\nSO EXCUSE ME FOR FUCKING FORGETTING THE CHECK LIST OF A PRINCESS HORNY BASTARD DRAGON SPIKE !!!\n\nBUT THESE THINGS I DO \n\nYOU SEE, I?VE FORGOTTEN IF THEY?RE GREEN OR THEY?RE BLUE \n\nANYWAY, THE THING IS WHAT I TWILIGHT SPARKLE REALLY MEAN.\n\nYOURS DERPY HOOVES WHORE ARE THE SWEETEST EYES I?VE EVER SEEN \n\n \n\nAND YOU CAN TELL EVERYPONY THIS IS YOUR STUDY !\n\nIT MAY BE QUITE SIMPLE READING BOOKS BUT NOW THAT IT?S DONE\n\nI HOPE YOU BITCH RARITY DON?T MIND\n\nI HOPE YOU SLUT PEGASUS FLUTTERSHY DON?T MIND \n\nTHAT I PUT DOWN SPELLS \n\nHOW WONDERFUL MAGIC IS WHILE YOU ARE MY FUCKING BEST FRIENDS IN THE EQUESTRIA!\n\nI HOPE YOU BITCH RARITY DON?T MIND\n\nI HOPE YOU SLUT PEGASUS FLUTTERSHY DON?T MIND \n\nTHAT I PUT DOWN SPELLS \n\nHOW WONDERFUL MAGIC IS WHILE YOU ARE MY FUCKING BEST FRIENDS IN THE EQUESTRIA!\n\n \n\nGOODBYE, PONYVILLE\n\nTHOUGHT I NEVER WOULD FUCKING LEAVE AT ALL\n\nYOU CELESTIA HAD THE MAGIC TO HOLD YOURSELF.WHILE THOSE PONIES AROUND YOU BAWLED \n\nTHEY BAWLED OUT OF THE CASTLE WORK\n\nAND THEY EVERYPONY WHISPERED INTO YOUR BRAIN\n\nTHEY SET YOU TO BE THE GREATEST LEADER OF ALL TIMES ON THE SAWMILL IN MANICORNSEE AND THEY PONIES FUCKING MANGER OF RARA MADE YOU WHORE LOOKLIKE LADY GAGA PONY CHANGE YOUR NAME INTO COUNTESS COLORTURA .\n\nAND IT SEEMS TO ME YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE\n\nLIKE A TWILIGHT IN THE WIND!\n\nNEVER KNOWING WHO TO CLING TO \n\nWHEN THE WONDERBOLTS WEATHER SET IN \n\nAND I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE KNOWN YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE BUT I WAS JUST A CULT FUCKED UP CUNT LEADER NAMED STARLIGHT GLIMMER!\n\nYOUR MAGIC BURNED OUT LONG BEFORE \n\nYOUR LEGEND EVER DID.\n\nLONELINESS WAS MOTHER FUCKING TOUGH ON US MANE FIVE FRIENDS \n\nTHE TOUGHEST ROLE YOU EVER PLAYED PRINCESS WHORE CELESTIA AND LUNA CREATED A LEAD ROYAL PRINCESS LEADER OUT OF YOU TWILIGHT AND I PRINCESS CANDANCE COULDN?T BE MORE PROUD OF YOU !\n\nAND PAIN OF HOW YOU EVEN MOTHERFUCKING DIED TRYING TO SAVE EQUESTRIA \n\nOH THE PRESS STILL HOUNDED YOU \n\nALL THE PAPERS IN PONYVILLE HAD TO SAY WAS THAT TWILIGHT WAS FOUND IN THE NUDE \n\n \n\nAND IT SEEMS TO ME YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE\n\nLIKE A TWILIGHT IN THE WIND!\n\nNEVER KNOWING WHO TO CLING TO \n\nWHEN THE WONDERBOLTS WEATHER SET IN \n\nAND I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE KNOWN YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE BUT I WAS JUST A CULT FUCKED UP CUNT LEADER NAMED STARLIGHT GLIMMER!\n\nYOUR MAGIC BURNED OUT LONG BEFORE \n\nYOUR LEGEND EVER DID.\n\nGOODBYE, PONYVILLE\n\nTHOUGHT I NEVER WOULD FUCKING LEAVE AT ALL\n\nYOU CELESTIA HAD THE MAGIC TO HOLD YOURSELF.WHILE THOSE PONIES AROUND YOU BAWLED\n\nGOODBYE, PONYVILLE\n\nFROM THE PRINCE SHINING ARMOUR IN THE TWENTY SECOND ROW \n\nWHO SEES YOU MY SEXY WHORE SISTER TWILIGHT MORE THAN SEXUAL MORE THAN JUST YOU MY SISTER TWILIGHT !\n\nAND IT SEEMS TO ME YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE\n\nLIKE A TWILIGHT IN THE WIND!\n\nNEVER KNOWING WHO TO CLING TO \n\nWHEN THE WONDERBOLTS WEATHER SET IN \n\nAND I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE KNOWN YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE BUT I WAS JUST A CULT FUCKED UP CUNT LEADER NAMED STARLIGHT GLIMMER!\n\nYOUR MAGIC BURNED OUT LONG BEFORE \n\nYOUR LEGEND EVER DID.\n\nYOUR MAGIC BURNED OUT LONG BEFORE \n\nYOUR LEGEND EVER DID.\n\nI USED TO BE A SLUT FLYER STUNT FLYER YOU KNOW\n\nIF A CAUSE WAS RIGHT \n\nI?D LEAVE TO FIND THE ANSWER ON THE CLOUDSDALE \n\nI USED TO BE A STUNT LEADER FOR SOMEPONY BUT TIMES HAVE CHANGED \n\nTHE FAST I SAY THE MORE MY STUNTS GET DONE.\n\n?CAUSE I SLUT FLYER OF THE WONDERBOLTS SOAR AND BREATHE THIS PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP!\n\nFROM THE DAY I FILLY DASH WAS BORN AS MY FRIEND DERPY HOOVES WAVED THE WONDERBOLTS FLAG \n\nPEGASUS FREINDSHIP TOOK ME SOAR HIGH TO A LEADER ,YEAH \n\nGAVE ME A PIECE OF MIND MY BULLIES NEVER HAD.\n\nOH, PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP , SHINE YOUR CELESTIA SUN ON ME, I LOVE YOU EVERYPONY \n\nSHINE YOUR CELESTIA SUN , THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DERPY ONE SLUT LEFT BEHIND \n\nSHINE YOUR CELESTIA SUN, SHINE YOUR LIGHT CELESTIA \n\nSHINE YOUR LIGHT CELESTIA, WON?T YOU SHINE YOUR MAGIC \n\nPEGASUS FRIENDSHIP! I LOVE YOU EVERYPONY , YES I DO \n\nIF YOU CHOOSE TO YOU CAN LIVE SOAING YOUR LIFE ALONE\n\nSOME PONIES FUCK IN THE CITY (SOME PONIES FUCK IN THE CITY )\n\nSOME OTHERS CHOOSE TO LIVE WITH THEIR FAMILIES ON THE ROCK FARM LIKE THAT OF HYPER SLUT PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE.\n\nI RAINBOWDASH LIKE LIVING EASY WITHOUT FAMILY TIES \n\n(LIVING EASY)\n\nTILL THE RAINBOOMERIER MAGIC OF MINE ZAPPED ME RIGHT BETWEEN MY PONY EYES .\n\n?CAUSE I SLUT FLYER OF THE WONDERBOLTS SOAR AND BREATHE THIS PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP!\n\nFROM THE DAY I FILLY DASH WAS BORN AS MY FRIEND DERPY HOOVES WAVED THE WONDERBOLTS FLAG \n\nPEGASUS FREINDSHIP TOOK ME SOAR HIGH TO A LEADER ,YEAH \n\nMMMM, GAVE ME A PIECE OF MIND MY BULLIES NEVER HAD\n\nOH, PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP , SHINE YOUR CELESTIA SUN ON ME, I LOVE YOU EVERYPONY \n\nSHINE YOUR CELESTIA SUN , THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DERPY ONE SLUT LEFT BEHIND \n\nSHINE YOUR CELESTIA SUN, SHINE YOUR LIGHT CELESTIA \n\nSHINE YOUR LIGHT CELESTIA, WON?T YOU SHINE YOUR MAGIC \n\nPEGASUS FRIENDSHIP! I LOVE YOU EVERYPONY \n\nYOU KNOW ,I LOVE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING PONY NO MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE STRAIGHT, GAY, SHEMALES NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE YOU !\t\n\nYOU KNOW ,I LOVE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING PONY NO MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE STRAIGHT, GAY, SHEMALES NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE YOU !\t\n\nYES I DO, PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP!\n\nI LOVE YOU EVERYPONY\n\nYES I DO, PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP !\n\nDON?T YOU KNOW ALL BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU ALL !\n\nYES I DO, PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP!\n\n(LAST SONG)\n\nPURPLISH BLUE PRINCESS LUNA PONY , FUCKING JEALOUSLY FOR HER SISTER WHORE PRINCESS CELESTIA PRETTY BLUE EYES , EVIL SMILE YOU?LL MARRY THE NIGHT DREAMERINA YOU MUST HAVE SEEN HER DANCING ON THE MOON. AND NOW HER FUCKING MEMORIES ARE WITH ME CELESTIA ALWAYS WITH ME, TINY LUNA IN MY HOOF.\n\nPONIES FREAK OUT IN PONYVILLE STREET\n\nHANDING TICKETS FOR THE GALA OF GOD \n\nTURNS BACK SHE NIGHTMAREMOON JUST FUCKING LAUGHS \n\nTHE PONYVILLE IS NOT A BAD PLACE DERPY HOOVES SHE DELIVERS MAIL MAKES HER STAND\n\nIN THE ALCHEMISTORRIUM LOOKING ON SHE SINGS HER EQUESTRIAN VOICE THE WORDS SCARE FUCKING EVERYPONY THAT SHE HUMS.\n\nBUT OH HOW IT FEELS SO REAL \n\nLYING HERE IN THE CASTLE WITH NO PONY NEAR \n\nONLY YOU LUNA BEING BANISHED TO THE MOON CAN HEAR ME WHEN I SAY SOFTLY, SLOWLY.\n\nHOLD ME WHORE PRINCESS CELESTIA CLOSER, TINY LUNA !\n\nCOUNT THE MOONLIGHT ON THE PONYVILLE SKY\n\nLAY ME DOWN IN SHEETS OF MAGIC\n\nYOU HAD A BUSY DAY TODAY \n\nHOLD ME WHORE PRINCESS CELESTIA CLOSER, TINY LUNA !\n\nPURPLISH BLUE PRINCESS LUNA PONY , FUCKING JEALOUSLY FOR HER SISTER WHORE PRINCESS CELESTIA PRETTY BLUE EYES , EVIL SMILE YOU?LL MARRY THE NIGHT DREAMERINA YOU MUST HAVE SEEN HER DANCING ON THE MOON. AND NOW HER FUCKING MEMORIES ARE WITH ME CELESTIA ALWAYS WITH ME, TINY LUNA IN MY HOOF.\n\nCOUNT THE MOONLIGHT ON THE PONYVILLE SKY\n\nLAY ME DOWN IN SHEETS OF MAGIC\n\nYOU HAD A BUSY DAY TODAY \n\n2 BONUS TRACKS \n\nHAVE FUN KICKASS BRONIES AND PEGASISTER !!!\n\nI WAS MORITIFIED WHEN I WAS FIVE LARVA\n\nRAPING PAIN , I SPIT IN MY CHANGELING EYES\n\nTIMES ARE CHANGIN? NOW I FEED ON FUCKING LOVE MAKES ME FAT\n\nBUT THE MUTILATION FEVER?S GONNA CATCH YOU WHEN THE CUNT GETS BACK FROM HELL OH,OH,OH \n\nEAT PONIES GODDAMN MAGIC ON FRIDAY, THAT?S ALL RIGHT \n\nEVEN LIKE CUTIES MARK CRUSADERS CORPSE PONIES ON SATURDAY NIGHT.\n\nI CAN BE A CUNT THE BEST AT YOUR SOCIAL PONY DO?S.\n\nI GET HIGH IN MY MOTHERFUCKING CAVE EVENING USING MY FUTA COCK TO RAPE TOKE SMOKING HIGH TREEHUGGERS ASSHOLE WITH LOTS OF SPOOGE OH,OH,OH !\n\nI?M A CUNT, I?M A CUNT, OH, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !\n\nDISCORD OUT OF STONE AND NOW THIS MISCHIEF BASTARD CHIMAIRA IS SOBER AS A MATTER OF FACT\n\nI CAN BE A CUNT, I CAN BE A CUNT, ?CAUSE I?M EVILER THAN YOU \n\nIT?S THE WAY THAT I DESTROY YOUR DAMN FRIENDSHIP THE THINGS THAT I DO OH .\n\nI ENTERTAIN BY PICKING YOUR ZOMBIE PONY BRAINS \n\nYOU SELL YOUR SOULS EVERYPONY TO QUEEN CHRYSALIS HAAAAAAA ! BY DROPPING YOUR REMAINS \n\nI DON?T LIKE THOSE NEW LOOKS ON MY CHANGELINGS YOU FUCKING PONIES TURN MY ROYAL SUBJECTS INTO HIDEOUS INSECT GAYWADS WHAT?S THAT OH I?M MOTHERFUCKING FULL OF NASTY HORNY FUTA HABITS WHEN I CUNT GET BACK !\n\nDISCORD OUT OF STONE AND NOW THIS MISCHIEF BASTARD CHIMAIRA IS SOBER AS A MATTER OF FACT\n\nI CAN BE A CUNT, I CAN BE A CUNT, ?CAUSE I?M EVILER THAN YOU \n\nIT?S THE WAY THAT I DESTROY YOUR DAMN FRIENDSHIP THE THINGS THAT I DO OH .\n\nCUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !\n\nCUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !\n\nCUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !\n\nCUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !\n\nCUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !\n\nCUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !\n\nCUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !\n\nCUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !\n\nWHEN I LOOK BACK , AT THIS PONY I TWILIGHT SPARKLE HAVEN BEEN FUCKING GREEN AND SICK.\n\nYOU SLUT PONY BEEN BOPPING IN THE PONYVILLE, PISSING IN A STREAM LOOKING FOR AN ANSWER TRYING TO FIND A SIGN \n\nUNTIL I SAW YOU WASTED IN THE CITY LIGHTS OF PONYVILLE SLUT, I WAS BLIND. \n\nTHOSE PONIES SAID GET BACK DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH !\n\nBETTER GET BACK TO THE EVERFREE FOREST \n\nWELL SHE SAY?S I QUIT MY BESTIALITY WAYS AND OH, HORNY THE CHANGE IS GONNA DO ME GOOD .\n\nYOU BETTER GET BACK DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH!\n\nLIVING WASTED IN THE FUCKING CITY OF PONYVILLE AIN?T WHERE IT?S AT.\n\nIT?S LIKE TRYING TO FIND GOLD IN DIAMOND DOGS OF BASTARDS IN SILVERCAVE \n\nIT?S LIKE YOU SLUT PONY DRINKING WHISKEY FROM BOTTLE OF WINE.\n\nWELL, I READ SOME SPELLS ,AND I READ YOUR BEAST SEX PHOTO SHOOTS IN A PLACE IN NEW WEREWUFALENS AND ALL THE MOTHEFUCKING PONY FOLKS SAID I SLUT BERRY PUNCH WAS A FOOL THEY SAID ,OH BELIEVE IN THE CELESTIA IS THE EQUESTRIA RULE !\n\nTHOSE PONIES SAID GET BACK DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH !\n\nBETTER GET BACK TO THE EVERFREE FOREST \n\nWELL SHE SAY?S I QUIT MY BESTIALITY WAYS AND OH, OH.OH OH ,OH HORNY THE CHANGE IS GONNA DO ME GOOD .\n\nTHOSE PONIES FUCKING SAID STAY HOME YOU DRUNK FUCKING CUNT ASS WHORE PONY , SLUT YOU GOTTA TEND THE UNPARTY LIVING IN THE PONYVILLE CITY, SLUT PONY , IS GOING PUKE YOUR HEART HOW CAN YOU STAY WHEN YOUR HEART WANTS A MOTHERFUCKING DRINK NO?\n\nHOW CAN A WHORE DRUNK PONY AS YOURSELF WITH YOUR FUCKED UP ALCOHOLISM AND WHEN YOUR HOOVES SAY GO ?\n\nBETTER GET BACK TO THE EVERFREE FOREST \n\nWELL SHE SAY?S I QUIT MY BESTIALITY WAYS AND OOH, OOH.OOH OOH ,OH HORNY THE CHANGE IS GONNA DO ME GOOD .\n\nYOU BETTER GET BACK DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH!\n\nLIVING WASTED IN THE FUCKING CITY OF PONYVILLE AIN?T WHERE IT?S AT.\n\nIT?S LIKE TRYING TO FIND GOLD IN DIAMOND DOGS OF BASTARDS IN SILVERCAVE \n\nIT?S LIKE YOU SLUT PONY DRINKING WHISKEY FROM BOTTLE OF WINE.\n\nOH,YEAH\n\nGET BACK DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH!\n\nGET BACK DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH!\n\nGET BACK , WHOO\n\n GET BACK DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH!\n\nGET BACK, GET BACK, DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH!\n\nWHOO (OH,YEAH)\n\n \n\n",
"writing_bbcode_parsed": "UNICORNIA
PONIFIED ELTON JOHN
VULGAR LYRICS!
1. PARTY PONY ROCK
2. I?M STILL SOARING
3 RAINBOOM PEGASUS
4 DON?T LET THE MAGIC GO OUT OF ME?
5 SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS
6 I GUESS THAT?S WHY THEY CALL ME CRUEL?
7GOODBYE PONYVILLE ROAD
8 YOUR STUDY
9 TWILIGHT IN THE WIND
10. PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP
11 TINY LUNA
(BONUS TRACKS)
THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK!
DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH
I REMEBER WHEN I SLUT PINKIE PIE WAS YOUNG ME GUMMY MY PET ALIGATOR HAD SO MUCH FUN
HOLDING HOOVES AND SKIMMING STONES.
HAD AN OLD PET ROCK NAMED TOM AND ROCK FARM PLACE OF MY OWN
BUT THE BIGGEST KICK I PINKIE EVER GOT WAS DOING A THING CALLED THE PARTY PONY ROCK!
WHILE THE OTHER CUTIE MARK CRUSADER FILLY WHORES WERE ROCKING ROUND THE CLOCK.
WE MANE SIX BITCHES WERE HOPPING AND BOPPING TO THE PARTY PONY ROCK!
WELL PARTY PONY ROCK IS SOMETHING RAINBOOMING
WHEN YOUR HOOF JUST CAN?T KEEP STILL I PINKIE PIE SLUT NEVER KNEW ME A BETTER TIME AND I GUESS I NEVER WILL.
OH, DERPY WHORE THOSE FRIDAY NIGHTS WHEN MAUD PIE WORE HER DRESSES FUCKING SKINTIGHT AND THE PARTY PONY ROCKING WAS OUT OF SIGHT.
I REMEBER WHEN I SLUT PINKIE PIE WAS YOUNG ME GUMMY MY PET ALIGATOR HAD SO MUCH FUN
HOLDING HOOVES AND SKIMMING STONES.
HAD AN OLD PET ROCK NAMED TOM AND ROCK FARM PLACE OF MY OWN
BUT THE BIGGEST KICK I PINKIE EVER GOT WAS DOING A THING CALLED THE PARTY PONY ROCK!
WHILE THE OTHER CUTIE MARK CRUSADER FILLY WHORES WERE ROCKING ROUND THE CLOCK.
WE MANE SIX BITCHES WERE HOPPING AND BOPPING TO THE PARTY PONY ROCK!
WELL PARTY PONY ROCK IS SOMETHING RAINBOOMING
WHEN YOUR HOOF JUST CAN?T KEEP STILL I PINKIE PIE SLUT NEVER KNEW ME A BETTER TIME AND I GUESS I NEVER WILL.
OH, DERPY WHORE THOSE FRIDAY NIGHTS WHEN MAUD PIE WORE HER DRESSES FUCKING SKINTIGHT AND THE PARTY PONY ROCKING WAS OUT OF SIGHT.
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BUT THE CELESTIA YEARS WENT BY AND THE SMILE JUST DIED
MAUD PIE WENT AND LEFT ME PINKIE PIE FUCKING ALONE FOR SOME MISCHIEF BASTARD CHAOS GOD DISCORD!
LONG NIGHTS CRYING BY MY PARTY CANNON
DREAMING HAVE MY ROCK FARM AND MY OLD CHICKEN HALLOWEEN COSTUME BUT THOSE PONIES THEY?LL NEVER KILL THE THRILLS WE?VE GOT BURNING UP TO THE PARTY PONY ROCK!
LEARNING FAST AS THE WEEKS WENT PAST PONYVILLE
WE MAIN SIX BITCHES REALLY THOUGHT THE PARTY PONY ROCK WOULD LAST.
WELL PARTY PONY ROCK IS SOMETHING RAINBOOMING
WHEN YOUR HOOF JUST CAN?T KEEP STILL I PINKIE PIE SLUT NEVER KNEW ME A BETTER TIME AND I GUESS I NEVER WILL.
OH, DERPY WHORE THOSE FRIDAY NIGHTS WHEN MAUD PIE WORE HER DRESSES FUCKING SKINTIGHT AND THE PARTY PONY ROCKING WAS OUT OF SIGHT.
LA LALALALA LA LALALALA LA LALALALA LA
I REMEBER WHEN I SLUT PINKIE PIE WAS YOUNG ME GUMMY MY PET ALIGATOR HAD SO MUCH FUN
HOLDING HOOVES AND SKIMMING STONES.
HAD AN OLD PET ROCK NAMED TOM AND ROCK FARM PLACE OF MY OWN
BUT THE BIGGEST KICK I PINKIE EVER GOT WAS DOING A THING CALLED THE PARTY PONY ROCK!
WHILE THE OTHER CUTIE MARK CRUSADER FILLY WHORES WERE ROCKING ROUND THE CLOCK.
WE MANE SIX BITCHES WERE HOPPING AND BOPPING TO THE PARTY PONY ROCK!
WELL PARTY PONY ROCK IS SOMETHING RAINBOOMING
WHEN YOUR HOOF JUST CAN?T KEEP STILL I PINKIE PIE SLUT NEVER KNEW ME A BETTER TIME AND I GUESS I NEVER WILL.
OH, DERPY WHORE THOSE FRIDAY NIGHTS WHEN MAUD PIE WORE HER DRESSES FUCKING SKINTIGHT AND THE PARTY PONY ROCKING WAS OUT OF SIGHT.
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YOU COULD NEVER KNOW WHAT IT?S LIKE TO BE A WONDERBOLTS
MY BLOOD LIKE WINTER FUCKING WRAP UP FREEZE JUST LIKE ICE AND THERE?S A MAGIC LONELY LIGHT THAT SHINES FROM ME
YOU?LL SEE ME WIND UP LIKE THE RAINBOW CRASH I HIDE THAT PAST BEHIND THAT FACE I USE AND DID YOU THINK I DASHIE COULD NEVER WIN WELL LOOK AT ME, FUCKING PONIES I?M COMING BACK AGAIN. I GOT A TASTE FOR STUNTS TODAY IN A SIMPLE WAY AND IF YOU NEED TO KNOW WHILE I?M STILL SOARING YOU BITCH GILDA JUST FADE AWAY.
DON?T YOU PONIES KNOW I?M STILL SOARING BETTER THAN I EVER FLEW?
LOOKING LIKE A TRUE PEGASUS, FEELING LIKE FILLY DASH
I?M STILL SOARING AFTER ALL THIS TIME.
FLYING UP THE PACES OF MY LOYALTY LIFE WITHOUT YOU BITCH GILDA GRYPHON ON MY MIND.
I?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH YEAH
I?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
ONCE I RAINBOWDASH NEVER COULD HOPE TO WIN AS A WONDERBOLTS LEADER
YOU PONIES STARTING DOWN THE PONYVILLE ROAD LEAVING ME FUCKING DASHIE AGAIN
THE THREATS YOU BITCH GYRPHON GILDA SAID TO SUGAR RUSH SLUT PINKIE PIE WAS NOT COOL AS YOU WERE TRYING THAT MEANT TO CUT ME DOWN AND IF OUR FRIENDSHIP LOVE WAS JUST A CIRCUS YOU?D BE A CLOWN BY NOW.
YOU KNOW I?M STILL SOARING BETTER THAN I EVER FLEW
LOOKING LIKE A TRUE PEGASUS, FEELING LIKE FILLY DASH
I?M STILL SOARING AFTER ALL THIS TIME.
FLYING UP THE PACES OF MY LOYALTY LIFE WITHOUT YOU BITCH GILDA GRYPHON ON MY MIND.
I?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH YEAH
I?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
ONCE I RAINBOWDASH NEVER COULD HOPE TO WIN AS A WONDERBOLTS LEADER
YOU PONIES STARTING DOWN THE PONYVILLE ROAD LEAVING ME FUCKING DASHIE AGAIN
THE THREATS YOU BITCH GYRPHON GILDA SAID TO SUGAR RUSH SLUT PINKIE PIE WAS NOT COOL AS YOU WERE TRYING THAT MEANT TO CUT ME DOWN AND IF OUR FRIENDSHIP LOVE WAS JUST A CIRCUS YOU?D BE A CLOWN BY NOW.
YOU KNOW I?M STILL SOARING BETTER THAN I EVER FLEW
LOOKING LIKE A TRUE PEGASUS, FEELING LIKE FILLY DASH
I?M STILL SOARING AFTER ALL THIS TIME.
FLYING UP THE PACES OF MY LOYALTY LIFE WITHOUT YOU BITCH GILDA GRYPHON ON MY MIND.
I?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH YEAH
I?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
I?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH YEAH
I?M STILL SOARING! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
I PACKED MY WONDERBOLTS JACKET LAST NIGHT FLY-FLIGHT
ZERO MOON HOUR NINE AM
AND GONNA BE HIGH AS A PEGASUS BY THEN I MISS THE PONIES SO MUCH I MISS MY LIFE IT?S LONELY AT MY PLACE
OH SUCH A EXCITED NIGHT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT ?TILL TOUCH DOWN BRINGS ME DOWN AGAIN TO FIND I?M NOT THE PEGASUS THEY THE PONIES THINK I AM AT CLOUDS DALE MY HOME.
OH NO NO NO I?M A RAINBOOM PEGASUS!
RAINBOOM PEGASUS! SOARING OUT MY STUNT UP HERE ALONE
AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT ?TILL TOUCH DOWN BRINGS ME DOWN AGAIN TO FIND I?M NOT THE PEGASUS THEY THE PONIES THINK I AM AT CLOUDS DALE MY HOME.
OH NO NO NO I?M A RAINBOOM PEGASUS !
CLOUDS DALE ISN?T A PLACE FOR YOUNG SLUT CUTIE MARK CRUSADER FILLIES TO RUN AROUND TO RAISE THEM
IN FACT IT?S LIGHTENING IS HELL
AND THERE?S NO GOOD WEATHER TO RAISE THEM IF YOU DID?
AND ALL OF PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE I DON?T FUCKING UNDERSTAND HER SCIENCE IT?S JUST MY FLYING JOB FIVE SUN DAYS A WEEK.
A RAINBOOM PEGASUS, A RAINBOOM PEGASUS!
AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG STUNT ?TILL TOUCH DOWN BRINGS ME DOWN AGAIN TO FIND I?M NOT THE PEGASUS THEY THE PONIES THINK I AM AT CLOUDS DALE MY HOME.
OH NO NO NO I?M A RAINBOOM PEGASUS !
AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT AND FOR ME I THINK IT?S GONNA BE LONG LONG STUNT.
I PRINCESS WHORE CAN?T USE MAGIC NO MORE OF THIS DARKNESS
ALL MY MEMORIES SEEM TO FADE TO BLACK AND WHITE.
I?M TWILIGHT SPARKLE I?M FUCKING GROWING TIRED AND EQUESTRIA STANDS BEFORE ME
FROZEN HERE IN PONYVILLE ON THE MAGICAL ALICORN OF MY LIFE.
BUT YOUR FRIENDSHIP WAS MISREAD WHEN I MET YOU MAIN FIVE.
CLOSED THE CASTLE DOORS AND LEFT ME BLINDED BY THE LIGHT.
DON?T LET THE MAGIC GO OUT OF ME?
ALTHOUGH I SEARCH MY SCIENCE SELF, IT?S ALWAYS SOMEPONY ELSE I SEE
I?D JUST ALLOW A ELEMENTS OF HARMONY OF YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU GROW FUCKING OLD AND DIE TO WANDER FREE, OH
BUT LOSING EVERYTHING AS A NEW PRINCESS AFTER YOU WHORE PRINCESS CELESTIA AND LUNA RETIRE AS ROYAL LEADERS NOW IT?S LIKE THE MAGIC GOING OUT OF ME!
PONIES AND GENTLECOLTS IT?S YOUR KICKASS MAGIC USER MS. ALICORN PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
I CAN?T FIND OH, THE RIGHT POTIONS TIME TO SAVE EQUESTRIA?
BUT PINKIE PIE PARTY PONY SLUT SEE ME ONCE AND SEE THE WAY I FEEL.
DON?T DISCORD ME CHAOS GOD DON?T JUST BECAUSE YOU BASTARD CHIMAIRA THINK YOU DON?T WANNA MISCHIEF HARM
(JUST BECAUSE YOU BASTARD CHIMAIRA THINK YOU DON?T WANNA MISCHIEF HARM, OH)
BUT THESE BRUISES FROM THE CUNT AND BASTARD VILLAINS I PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE HAVE (BRUISES I HAVE)
I FUCKING NEED LOVE EVERYPONY (I FUCKING NEED LOVE EVERYPONY)
TO HELP MY HEART HEAL.
OH, DON?T LET THE MAGIC GO OUT OF ME?
ALTHOUGH I SEARCH MY SCIENCE SELF, IT?S ALWAYS SOMEPONY ELSE I SEE
I?D JUST ALLOW A ELEMENTS OF HARMONY OF YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU GROW FUCKING OLD AND DIE TO WANDER FREE, OH
BUT LOSING EVERYTHING AS A NEW PRINCESS AFTER YOU WHORE PRINCESS CELESTIA AND LUNA RETIRE AS ROYAL LEADERS NOW IT?S LIKE THE MAGIC GOING OUT OF ME!
MS. ALICORN PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
HEY PONIES, SHAKE IT LOOSE TOGETHER
THE SPOTLIGHT?S HITTING THE CROWD SOMETHING THAT A PEGASUS BEEN KNOWN TO CHANGE THE WEATHER .
WE?LL KILL THE FATTED BASTARD VILLAIN UMBRA SHADOW KING SOMBRA PONY TONIGHT!
SO STICK AROUND
YOU?RE GONNA HEAR MOTHERFUCKING SONIC RAINBOOMS STUNT BARRIER WALLS OF SOUND.
SAY, SLUT BERRY PUNCH DRUNK WHORE PONY AND DERPY HOOVES, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM YET? UH BUT THEY?RE SO AREODYNAMIC SOARING OUT, SSS SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS!
OH BUT THEY?RE AWESOME WEIRD AND THEY?RE SUPER RAINBOOMING FUCKING FASTASTIC!
OH SPITFIRE SHE CAN BE MEAN
SHE?S GOT THUNDERBOLTS A FIERY HAIR TO SUIT
YOU KNOW I SLUT PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE READ IT IN A CLOUDSDALE MAGAZINE.
SSS SPITFIRE AND WONDERBOLTS!
HEY, PONIES PLUG INTO FLIGHTLESS
MAYBE THEY?RE BINDED
BUT SPITFIRE MAKES THEM STUNTS AGELESS
WE PONIES SHALL SURVIVE, LET US TAKE OURSELVES FLYING ALONG
WHERE WE SOAR AWAY FROM A FIGHT ARE BITCHING PARENTS OUT IN THE CLOUD CITY OF CLOUDSDALE CAUSED.
TO FIND WHOM?S RIGHT TO SOAR AND WHO?S WRONG TO NOT FLY.
OH, SLUT BERRY PUNCH DRUNK WHORE PONY AND DERPY HOOVES, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM YET? UH BUT THEY?RE SO AREODYNAMIC SOARING OUT, SSS SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS!
OH BUT THEY?RE AWESOME WEIRD AND THEY?RE SUPER RAINBOOMING FUCKING FASTASTIC!
OH SPITFIRE SHE CAN BE MEAN
SHE?S GOT THUNDERBOLTS A FIERY HAIR TO SUIT
YOU KNOW I SLUT PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE READ IT IN A CLOUDSDALE MAGAZINE.
SSS SPITFIRE AND WONDERBOLTS!
OH, SLUT BERRY PUNCH DRUNK WHORE PONY AND DERPY HOOVES, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM YET? UH BUT THEY?RE SO AREODYNAMIC SOARING OUT, SSS SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS!
OH BUT THEY?RE AWESOME WEIRD AND THEY?RE SUPER RAINBOOMING FUCKING FASTASTIC!
OH SPITFIRE SHE CAN BE MEAN
SHE?S GOT THUNDERBOLTS A FIERY HAIR TO SUIT
YOU KNOW I SLUT PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE READ IT IN A CLOUDSDALE MAGAZINE.
SSS SPITFIRE AND WONDERBOLTS!
SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS!
SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS!
SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS!
SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS, WONDERBOLTS, WONDERBOLTS!
SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE, SPITFIRE AND THE WONDERBOLTS!
DON?T MISCHIEF IT AWAY
DON?T LOOK AT THE CHOCOLATE RAIN FOREVER
BETWEEN ME AND YOU SLUT PEGASUS FLUTTERSHY
I DISCORD COULD HONESTLY SAY THAT MY MISCHIEF?S
MAGIC CAN ONLY GET NAUGHTIER
AND WHILE CHAOS GOD IS AWAY
DUST OUT THE DEMONS OF ME INSIDE AND IT WON?T BE LONG
BEFORE YOU FLUTTERSHY YOU SEXY SLUT AND ME RUN TO THE PLACE BACK WHERE I WAS FUCKING TURNED BACK TO STONE I HIDE AND I GUESS THAT WHY YOU PONIES CALL ME CRUEL?
TIME ON MY CLAWS COULD BE TIME SPENT WITH YOU FLUTTERSHY YOU HORNY SEXY SLUT PEGASUS
LAUGHING LIKE HYENAS, LIVING LIKE PONY LOVERS
RAINBOOMING LIKE WEATHER UNDER THE COVERS
AND I GUESS THAT?S WHY THEY CALL ME CRUEL?
JUST STARE INTO THE DAMN CLESTIA SUN IN SPACE
PICTURE MY CHIMAIRA FACE IN YOUR HOOVES
LIVE IN EQUESTRIA WITHOUT MAGIC HESITATION AND NEVER FORGET MY WHORE FLUTTERSHY I?M YOUR CHAOS GOD
WAIT ON ME SLUT PEGASUS FLUTTERSHY CRY IN THE NIGHT IF IT FUCKING HELPS BUT MORE THAN EVER I DISCORD SIMPLY LOVE YOU MORE THAN I LOVE MISCHIEF ITSELF !
WHEN ARE YOU TWILIGHT SPARKLE WHORE PRINCESS GONNA COME DOWN ?
WHEN ARE YOU SLUT FLYER RAINBOWDASH GOING TO LAND?
I WHORE PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE SHOULD OF STAYED ON THE FARM
I TRIXIE WHORE SLUT AND UNGREATFUL SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY FATHER PONY JACKPOT YOU KNOW YOU CAN?T HOLD ME FOREVER VILLAINS I DIDN?T SIGN UP FOR YOU TIREK, COZY GLOW YOU FUCKING HELL DEVIL CUNT AND LAST CUNT QUEEN OF HELL CHANGELING CHRYSALIS I?M NOT YOUR FUCKING MAGIC FOR YOU VILLIANS TO OPEN THIS PRINCE MARRIED SHINING ARMOUR FULL ADULT SINGING THE BLUES.
SO GOODBYE PONYVILLE ROAD !
WHERE THE BASTARD DIAMOND DOGS FIDO, SPOT, AND ROVER OF THE SOCIETY CAVE
YOU FLUTTERSHY CAN?T PLANT ME MISCHIEF DISCORD BASTARD CHAOS GOD IN YOUR COTTAGE.
I?M GOING BACK TO MY CASTLE
BACK TO THE GROWLING TIMBERWOLVES IN THE EVERFREE FOREST
HUNTING THE HORNY DRUNK PONY BERRY PUNCH
OH SHE?S FINALLY DECIDED HER FUTURE LIES IN MAGICAL BESTIALITY BEYOND THE PONYVILLE ROAD !
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR BETRAYAL TRUST WILL DO BASTARD DISCORD THEN ?
I BET THE THREE VILLAINS WILL SHOOT DOWN AND MOTHERFUCKING DESTROY CANTERLOT CASTLE
IT?LL TAKE YOU A COUPLE OF DAYS AND YEARS AND MAGIC
TO SET EQUESTRIA BACK AGAIN !
MAYBE YOU?LL FUCKING VILLAINS GET A REPLACEMENT AS DAMN STONE STATUES FOREVER AND I KNOW THERE?S PLENTY OF ME TWILIGHT SPARKLE PRINCESS WHORE LEADER OF PONYVILLE NOW OF ME TO BE FOUND.
NO REGRETS WHO AIN?T GOT TIME FOR BITS
CRYING OF THE NINTH SEASONS END OF FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC ON THE GROUND.
WHERE THE BASTARD DIAMOND DOGS FIDO, SPOT, AND ROVER OF THE SOCIETY CAVE
YOU FLUTTERSHY CAN?T PLANT ME MISCHIEF DISCORD BASTARD CHAOS GOD IN YOUR COTTAGE.
I?M GOING BACK TO MY CASTLE
BACK TO THE GROWLING TIMBERWOLVES IN THE EVERFREE FOREST
HUNTING THE HORNY DRUNK PONY BERRY PUNCH
OH SHE?S FINALLY DECIDED HER FUTURE LIES IN MAGICAL BESTIALITY BEYOND THE PONYVILLE ROAD !
IT?S A LITTLE BIT FUNNY , THIS TWILIGHT SPARKLE MAGIC INSIDE
I?M NOT ONE OF THOSE SCIENTIST PONIES WHO CAN EASILY HIDE.
I DON?T HAVE MUCH TIME FOR FRIENDS , BUT BRONY , IF I DID ?
I?D TRY TO PARTY LIKE SLUT PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE WHERE WE AND MY NEW FRIEND SPIKE THE HORNY FUCKING DRAGON COULD LIVE.
IF WAS INSANE PONY, BUT THEN AGAIN NO OR A PONY WHO MAKES POTIONS WITH ZECORA IN A EVERFREE SECRET FUTA SEX SHOW OH, I KNOW IT?S NOT MUCH BUT IT?S BEST I PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE CAN DO.
MY GIFT IS MY STUDY AND THIS ONE?S FOR YOU AND YOU CAN TELL EVERYPONY THIS IS YOUR STUDY !
IT MAY BE QUITE SIMPLE READING BOOKS BUT NOW THAT IT?S DONE
I HOPE YOU BITCH RARITY DON?T MIND
I HOPE YOU SLUT PEGASUS FLUTTERSHY DON?T MIND
THAT I PUT DOWN SPELLS
HOW WONDERFUL MAGIC IS WHILE YOU ARE MY FUCKING BEST FRIENDS IN THE EQUESTRIA!
I SAT ON THE BALCONY OF THE CANTERLOT CASTLE WITHOUT PRINCESS LUNA AND CELESTIA WHORES THAT HAVE RETIRED AS PRINCESSE?S AND KICKED OFF THE MOSS.
WELL, A FEW INGREDIENTS OF CASTING VOLUMES OF SPELLS WELL SOME OF THEM GOT ME FUCKING CROSS
BUT THE CELESTIA MAGIC FOR THE SUN BEEN QUITE GOOD TO ME RAISING IN THE MORNING WHILE I READ MY INCANTATIONS OF POTIONS IT?S FOR EVERYPONY LIKE YOU AWESOME KICK ASS MAIL DELIVERY PONY WHORE DERPY HOOVES KEEP IT TURNED ON .
SO EXCUSE ME FOR FUCKING FORGETTING THE CHECK LIST OF A PRINCESS HORNY BASTARD DRAGON SPIKE !!!
BUT THESE THINGS I DO
YOU SEE, I?VE FORGOTTEN IF THEY?RE GREEN OR THEY?RE BLUE
ANYWAY, THE THING IS WHAT I TWILIGHT SPARKLE REALLY MEAN.
YOURS DERPY HOOVES WHORE ARE THE SWEETEST EYES I?VE EVER SEEN
AND YOU CAN TELL EVERYPONY THIS IS YOUR STUDY !
IT MAY BE QUITE SIMPLE READING BOOKS BUT NOW THAT IT?S DONE
I HOPE YOU BITCH RARITY DON?T MIND
I HOPE YOU SLUT PEGASUS FLUTTERSHY DON?T MIND
THAT I PUT DOWN SPELLS
HOW WONDERFUL MAGIC IS WHILE YOU ARE MY FUCKING BEST FRIENDS IN THE EQUESTRIA!
I HOPE YOU BITCH RARITY DON?T MIND
I HOPE YOU SLUT PEGASUS FLUTTERSHY DON?T MIND
THAT I PUT DOWN SPELLS
HOW WONDERFUL MAGIC IS WHILE YOU ARE MY FUCKING BEST FRIENDS IN THE EQUESTRIA!
GOODBYE, PONYVILLE
THOUGHT I NEVER WOULD FUCKING LEAVE AT ALL
YOU CELESTIA HAD THE MAGIC TO HOLD YOURSELF.WHILE THOSE PONIES AROUND YOU BAWLED
THEY BAWLED OUT OF THE CASTLE WORK
AND THEY EVERYPONY WHISPERED INTO YOUR BRAIN
THEY SET YOU TO BE THE GREATEST LEADER OF ALL TIMES ON THE SAWMILL IN MANICORNSEE AND THEY PONIES FUCKING MANGER OF RARA MADE YOU WHORE LOOKLIKE LADY GAGA PONY CHANGE YOUR NAME INTO COUNTESS COLORTURA .
AND IT SEEMS TO ME YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE
LIKE A TWILIGHT IN THE WIND!
NEVER KNOWING WHO TO CLING TO
WHEN THE WONDERBOLTS WEATHER SET IN
AND I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE KNOWN YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE BUT I WAS JUST A CULT FUCKED UP CUNT LEADER NAMED STARLIGHT GLIMMER!
YOUR MAGIC BURNED OUT LONG BEFORE
YOUR LEGEND EVER DID.
LONELINESS WAS MOTHER FUCKING TOUGH ON US MANE FIVE FRIENDS
THE TOUGHEST ROLE YOU EVER PLAYED PRINCESS WHORE CELESTIA AND LUNA CREATED A LEAD ROYAL PRINCESS LEADER OUT OF YOU TWILIGHT AND I PRINCESS CANDANCE COULDN?T BE MORE PROUD OF YOU !
AND PAIN OF HOW YOU EVEN MOTHERFUCKING DIED TRYING TO SAVE EQUESTRIA
OH THE PRESS STILL HOUNDED YOU
ALL THE PAPERS IN PONYVILLE HAD TO SAY WAS THAT TWILIGHT WAS FOUND IN THE NUDE
AND IT SEEMS TO ME YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE
LIKE A TWILIGHT IN THE WIND!
NEVER KNOWING WHO TO CLING TO
WHEN THE WONDERBOLTS WEATHER SET IN
AND I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE KNOWN YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE BUT I WAS JUST A CULT FUCKED UP CUNT LEADER NAMED STARLIGHT GLIMMER!
YOUR MAGIC BURNED OUT LONG BEFORE
YOUR LEGEND EVER DID.
GOODBYE, PONYVILLE
THOUGHT I NEVER WOULD FUCKING LEAVE AT ALL
YOU CELESTIA HAD THE MAGIC TO HOLD YOURSELF.WHILE THOSE PONIES AROUND YOU BAWLED
GOODBYE, PONYVILLE
FROM THE PRINCE SHINING ARMOUR IN THE TWENTY SECOND ROW
WHO SEES YOU MY SEXY WHORE SISTER TWILIGHT MORE THAN SEXUAL MORE THAN JUST YOU MY SISTER TWILIGHT !
AND IT SEEMS TO ME YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE
LIKE A TWILIGHT IN THE WIND!
NEVER KNOWING WHO TO CLING TO
WHEN THE WONDERBOLTS WEATHER SET IN
AND I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE KNOWN YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE BUT I WAS JUST A CULT FUCKED UP CUNT LEADER NAMED STARLIGHT GLIMMER!
YOUR MAGIC BURNED OUT LONG BEFORE
YOUR LEGEND EVER DID.
YOUR MAGIC BURNED OUT LONG BEFORE
YOUR LEGEND EVER DID.
I USED TO BE A SLUT FLYER STUNT FLYER YOU KNOW
IF A CAUSE WAS RIGHT
I?D LEAVE TO FIND THE ANSWER ON THE CLOUDSDALE
I USED TO BE A STUNT LEADER FOR SOMEPONY BUT TIMES HAVE CHANGED
THE FAST I SAY THE MORE MY STUNTS GET DONE.
?CAUSE I SLUT FLYER OF THE WONDERBOLTS SOAR AND BREATHE THIS PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP!
FROM THE DAY I FILLY DASH WAS BORN AS MY FRIEND DERPY HOOVES WAVED THE WONDERBOLTS FLAG
PEGASUS FREINDSHIP TOOK ME SOAR HIGH TO A LEADER ,YEAH
GAVE ME A PIECE OF MIND MY BULLIES NEVER HAD.
OH, PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP , SHINE YOUR CELESTIA SUN ON ME, I LOVE YOU EVERYPONY
SHINE YOUR CELESTIA SUN , THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DERPY ONE SLUT LEFT BEHIND
SHINE YOUR CELESTIA SUN, SHINE YOUR LIGHT CELESTIA
SHINE YOUR LIGHT CELESTIA, WON?T YOU SHINE YOUR MAGIC
PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP! I LOVE YOU EVERYPONY , YES I DO
IF YOU CHOOSE TO YOU CAN LIVE SOAING YOUR LIFE ALONE
SOME PONIES FUCK IN THE CITY (SOME PONIES FUCK IN THE CITY )
SOME OTHERS CHOOSE TO LIVE WITH THEIR FAMILIES ON THE ROCK FARM LIKE THAT OF HYPER SLUT PARTY PONY PINKIE PIE.
I RAINBOWDASH LIKE LIVING EASY WITHOUT FAMILY TIES
(LIVING EASY)
TILL THE RAINBOOMERIER MAGIC OF MINE ZAPPED ME RIGHT BETWEEN MY PONY EYES .
?CAUSE I SLUT FLYER OF THE WONDERBOLTS SOAR AND BREATHE THIS PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP!
FROM THE DAY I FILLY DASH WAS BORN AS MY FRIEND DERPY HOOVES WAVED THE WONDERBOLTS FLAG
PEGASUS FREINDSHIP TOOK ME SOAR HIGH TO A LEADER ,YEAH
MMMM, GAVE ME A PIECE OF MIND MY BULLIES NEVER HAD
OH, PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP , SHINE YOUR CELESTIA SUN ON ME, I LOVE YOU EVERYPONY
SHINE YOUR CELESTIA SUN , THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DERPY ONE SLUT LEFT BEHIND
SHINE YOUR CELESTIA SUN, SHINE YOUR LIGHT CELESTIA
SHINE YOUR LIGHT CELESTIA, WON?T YOU SHINE YOUR MAGIC
PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP! I LOVE YOU EVERYPONY
YOU KNOW ,I LOVE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING PONY NO MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE STRAIGHT, GAY, SHEMALES NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE YOU !\t
YOU KNOW ,I LOVE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING PONY NO MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE STRAIGHT, GAY, SHEMALES NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE YOU !\t
YES I DO, PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP!
I LOVE YOU EVERYPONY
YES I DO, PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP !
DON?T YOU KNOW ALL BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU ALL !
YES I DO, PEGASUS FRIENDSHIP!
(LAST SONG)
PURPLISH BLUE PRINCESS LUNA PONY , FUCKING JEALOUSLY FOR HER SISTER WHORE PRINCESS CELESTIA PRETTY BLUE EYES , EVIL SMILE YOU?LL MARRY THE NIGHT DREAMERINA YOU MUST HAVE SEEN HER DANCING ON THE MOON. AND NOW HER FUCKING MEMORIES ARE WITH ME CELESTIA ALWAYS WITH ME, TINY LUNA IN MY HOOF.
PONIES FREAK OUT IN PONYVILLE STREET
HANDING TICKETS FOR THE GALA OF GOD
TURNS BACK SHE NIGHTMAREMOON JUST FUCKING LAUGHS
THE PONYVILLE IS NOT A BAD PLACE DERPY HOOVES SHE DELIVERS MAIL MAKES HER STAND
IN THE ALCHEMISTORRIUM LOOKING ON SHE SINGS HER EQUESTRIAN VOICE THE WORDS SCARE FUCKING EVERYPONY THAT SHE HUMS.
BUT OH HOW IT FEELS SO REAL
LYING HERE IN THE CASTLE WITH NO PONY NEAR
ONLY YOU LUNA BEING BANISHED TO THE MOON CAN HEAR ME WHEN I SAY SOFTLY, SLOWLY.
HOLD ME WHORE PRINCESS CELESTIA CLOSER, TINY LUNA !
COUNT THE MOONLIGHT ON THE PONYVILLE SKY
LAY ME DOWN IN SHEETS OF MAGIC
YOU HAD A BUSY DAY TODAY
HOLD ME WHORE PRINCESS CELESTIA CLOSER, TINY LUNA !
PURPLISH BLUE PRINCESS LUNA PONY , FUCKING JEALOUSLY FOR HER SISTER WHORE PRINCESS CELESTIA PRETTY BLUE EYES , EVIL SMILE YOU?LL MARRY THE NIGHT DREAMERINA YOU MUST HAVE SEEN HER DANCING ON THE MOON. AND NOW HER FUCKING MEMORIES ARE WITH ME CELESTIA ALWAYS WITH ME, TINY LUNA IN MY HOOF.
COUNT THE MOONLIGHT ON THE PONYVILLE SKY
LAY ME DOWN IN SHEETS OF MAGIC
YOU HAD A BUSY DAY TODAY
2 BONUS TRACKS
HAVE FUN KICKASS BRONIES AND PEGASISTER !!!
I WAS MORITIFIED WHEN I WAS FIVE LARVA
RAPING PAIN , I SPIT IN MY CHANGELING EYES
TIMES ARE CHANGIN? NOW I FEED ON FUCKING LOVE MAKES ME FAT
BUT THE MUTILATION FEVER?S GONNA CATCH YOU WHEN THE CUNT GETS BACK FROM HELL OH,OH,OH
EAT PONIES GODDAMN MAGIC ON FRIDAY, THAT?S ALL RIGHT
EVEN LIKE CUTIES MARK CRUSADERS CORPSE PONIES ON SATURDAY NIGHT.
I CAN BE A CUNT THE BEST AT YOUR SOCIAL PONY DO?S.
I GET HIGH IN MY MOTHERFUCKING CAVE EVENING USING MY FUTA COCK TO RAPE TOKE SMOKING HIGH TREEHUGGERS ASSHOLE WITH LOTS OF SPOOGE OH,OH,OH !
I?M A CUNT, I?M A CUNT, OH, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !
DISCORD OUT OF STONE AND NOW THIS MISCHIEF BASTARD CHIMAIRA IS SOBER AS A MATTER OF FACT
I CAN BE A CUNT, I CAN BE A CUNT, ?CAUSE I?M EVILER THAN YOU
IT?S THE WAY THAT I DESTROY YOUR DAMN FRIENDSHIP THE THINGS THAT I DO OH .
I ENTERTAIN BY PICKING YOUR ZOMBIE PONY BRAINS
YOU SELL YOUR SOULS EVERYPONY TO QUEEN CHRYSALIS HAAAAAAA ! BY DROPPING YOUR REMAINS
I DON?T LIKE THOSE NEW LOOKS ON MY CHANGELINGS YOU FUCKING PONIES TURN MY ROYAL SUBJECTS INTO HIDEOUS INSECT GAYWADS WHAT?S THAT OH I?M MOTHERFUCKING FULL OF NASTY HORNY FUTA HABITS WHEN I CUNT GET BACK !
DISCORD OUT OF STONE AND NOW THIS MISCHIEF BASTARD CHIMAIRA IS SOBER AS A MATTER OF FACT
I CAN BE A CUNT, I CAN BE A CUNT, ?CAUSE I?M EVILER THAN YOU
IT?S THE WAY THAT I DESTROY YOUR DAMN FRIENDSHIP THE THINGS THAT I DO OH .
CUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !
CUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !
CUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !
CUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !
CUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !
CUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !
CUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !
CUNT, CUNT, THE CHANGELING CUNT IS BACK !
WHEN I LOOK BACK , AT THIS PONY I TWILIGHT SPARKLE HAVEN BEEN FUCKING GREEN AND SICK.
YOU SLUT PONY BEEN BOPPING IN THE PONYVILLE, PISSING IN A STREAM LOOKING FOR AN ANSWER TRYING TO FIND A SIGN
UNTIL I SAW YOU WASTED IN THE CITY LIGHTS OF PONYVILLE SLUT, I WAS BLIND.
THOSE PONIES SAID GET BACK DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH !
BETTER GET BACK TO THE EVERFREE FOREST
WELL SHE SAY?S I QUIT MY BESTIALITY WAYS AND OH, HORNY THE CHANGE IS GONNA DO ME GOOD .
YOU BETTER GET BACK DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH!
LIVING WASTED IN THE FUCKING CITY OF PONYVILLE AIN?T WHERE IT?S AT.
IT?S LIKE TRYING TO FIND GOLD IN DIAMOND DOGS OF BASTARDS IN SILVERCAVE
IT?S LIKE YOU SLUT PONY DRINKING WHISKEY FROM BOTTLE OF WINE.
WELL, I READ SOME SPELLS ,AND I READ YOUR BEAST SEX PHOTO SHOOTS IN A PLACE IN NEW WEREWUFALENS AND ALL THE MOTHEFUCKING PONY FOLKS SAID I SLUT BERRY PUNCH WAS A FOOL THEY SAID ,OH BELIEVE IN THE CELESTIA IS THE EQUESTRIA RULE !
THOSE PONIES SAID GET BACK DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH !
BETTER GET BACK TO THE EVERFREE FOREST
WELL SHE SAY?S I QUIT MY BESTIALITY WAYS AND OH, OH.OH OH ,OH HORNY THE CHANGE IS GONNA DO ME GOOD .
THOSE PONIES FUCKING SAID STAY HOME YOU DRUNK FUCKING CUNT ASS WHORE PONY , SLUT YOU GOTTA TEND THE UNPARTY LIVING IN THE PONYVILLE CITY, SLUT PONY , IS GOING PUKE YOUR HEART HOW CAN YOU STAY WHEN YOUR HEART WANTS A MOTHERFUCKING DRINK NO?
HOW CAN A WHORE DRUNK PONY AS YOURSELF WITH YOUR FUCKED UP ALCOHOLISM AND WHEN YOUR HOOVES SAY GO ?
BETTER GET BACK TO THE EVERFREE FOREST
WELL SHE SAY?S I QUIT MY BESTIALITY WAYS AND OOH, OOH.OOH OOH ,OH HORNY THE CHANGE IS GONNA DO ME GOOD .
YOU BETTER GET BACK DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH!
LIVING WASTED IN THE FUCKING CITY OF PONYVILLE AIN?T WHERE IT?S AT.
IT?S LIKE TRYING TO FIND GOLD IN DIAMOND DOGS OF BASTARDS IN SILVERCAVE
IT?S LIKE YOU SLUT PONY DRINKING WHISKEY FROM BOTTLE OF WINE.
OH,YEAH
GET BACK DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH!
GET BACK DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH!
GET BACK , WHOO
GET BACK DRUNKY PONY SLUT BERRY PUNCH!
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