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BUT IT'S THE FEAR OF MY WHORE SISTER TURNED INTO NIGHTMARE MOON? COS' I'D RATHER SLEEP NOW! TRYING TO VISUALISE THE HORRORS THAT WILL LAY AHEAD. THE MOON MOUND A DEMONIC GROUND. WHEN IT COMES TO THE TIME ARE WE BITTER SISTERS IN CRIME ? WHEN IT COMES TO THE TIME WE''LL BE READY TO TRY. PONIES LET ME GO NOW AND FINISH WHAT'S TO BE DONE TO MY WHORE SISTER LUNA! THY CASTLE COME THY SHAL BE BANISHED TO THE MOON . TRYING TO JUSTIFY TO MY SISTER REASONS TO GO . SHOULD WE LIVE AND LET LIVE FORGET OR FORGIVE YOU SISTER LUNA FOR WHAT YOU DONE? \nBUT HOW COULD I BE FOOLISH TO SEND MY OWN FUCKING SISTER TO THE MOON ON THIS WAY ? NIGHTMAREMOON'S REIGN OF CORRUPTION MUST END AND SHE KNOWS DEEP DOWN THERE'S NO OTHER WAY NO TRUST , NO REASONING , NO MORE TO SAY AFRAID TO SEND LUNA TO THE MOON ! AFRAID TO SEND LUNA TO THE MOON!\n\n\n\n\"BE KIND OR BE BANISHED \"\n\n\nCOVERED IN PODS AND DRIPPING WITH ACID CUM MAKING YOU PONIES TRAPPED IN SLIME AND FROM FILTH. PARADING MY FUCKING CHANGELINGS BELLIES IN QUEEN CHRYSALIS TOWERS. INFECTING OUR LIVES IN YOUR SCHEMES AND YOUR POWERS. YOU PRINCESS CELESTIA GOT TO WATCH THEM- BE KIND OR BE BANISHED ! KING SOMBRA'S IN HEAVEN - THE CRYSTAL EVIL BASTARD PONY IN YOUR HEAD. YOU PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE GOT TO WATCH THEM- BE KIND OR BE BANISHED. BE KIND OR BE BANISHED- BE KIND OR BE BANISHED ! SEE... WHAT BITCH PONY IS RULING ALL OUR LIVES. SEE... WHORE TRIXIE PULLING THE STRINGS. I BET YOU TRIXIE WON'T FALL ON YOUR FACE ... YOUR BELLY WILL HOLD YOU IN YOUR PLACE. THE DISCORD IS CRAWLING INSIDE YOUR EAR HE SAYS YOU MUST VOTE FOR CHAOS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. DON'T MATTER WHAT'S WRONG AS LONG AS YOU'RE ALRIGHT SO PULL YOURSELF STUPID PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND ROB YOURSELF BLIND. GOT TO BE KIND OR BE BANISHED ! BE KIND OR BE BANISHED ! BE KIND OR BE BANISHED ! \n\n\n\"FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA\"\n\n\nI AM THE PARTY PONY THAT WALKS ALONE AND WHEN I'M WALKING A PONYVILLE ROAD AT NIGHT OR LAUGHING THROUGH THE EVERFREE FOREST. WHEN LIGHT IN MY EYES BEGIN TO CHANGE I PINKIE PIE SOMETIMES FEEL A LITTLE STRANGE. A LITTLE CREEPY WHEN I'M DARK. FEAR OF PINKAMENIA, FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA. PONIES HAVE THIS CONTANT FEAR THAT MY SMILE ALWAYS NEAR. FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA, FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA! I HAVE A TWISTED LAUGHING PHOBIA THAT PINKIE PIE IS ALWAYS NEAR. HAVE I EVER SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF FLUTTERSHY YEAH THAT BITCH CAN'T EVEN FACE MY DARK SIDE AS I RUN MY HOOVES DOWN THE PITCH BLACK WALL AND FELT HER NECK SKIN CRAWL WHEN YOUR SEARCHING FOR PINKIE PIE PARTY PONY BUT PERHAPS THE PLAYFUL SIDE OF HER WANTS TO FUCKING PLAY WITH YOU HAAAAAA ! SOMETIMES I DON'T EVEN KNOW MYSELF THE SUGAR RUSH SLUT PONY PINKIE PIE WHEN I'M SMILING EVIL AT THE CORNER OF THE ROOM. OH PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE I'M WATCHING YOU . HAVE YOU TWILIGHT SPARKLE BEEN ALONE TONIGHT THOUGHT YOU RARITY HEARD HOOF STEPS BEHIND AND TURN AROUND AND PARTY PONY ISN'T THERE ? AND AS YOU QUICKEN UP YOUR PACE YOU FIND IT SCARY TO LOOK AT PINKIE PIE AGAIN ! BECAUSE YOU RAINBOWDASH SMART ASS AIR PEGASUS DON'T KNOW THAT SOMEONE OR PARTY PONY WAS THERE! PINKIE PIE WATCHING HORROR FLIMS THE NIGHT BEFORE. DEBATING TWITCHES AND FUTURE SENSES THE PARTY PONY WEIRD ASS UNKNOWN VIBES TROUBLES YOUR MIND. \nMAYBE YOUR PONY MIND IS PLAYING TRICKS. YOU TENSE AND SUDDENLY EYES FIX. FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA, FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA, PONIES HAVE THIS CONSTANT FEAR THAT MY SMILES ALWAYS NEAR. FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA, FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA, I HAVE A TWISTED LAUGHING PHOBIA THAT PINKIE PIE IS ALWAYS NEAR. WHEN I'M WALKING A PONYVILLE ROAD. I AM THE PARTY PONY THAT WALKS ALONE.\n\n\n\"BRING YOUR WHORE PONY... .... TO THE CHANGELING QUEEN \"\n\n\nFLUTTERSHY IT'S GETTING CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT AND ALL THE MYTHS ARE STILL IN PONYVILLE. TRUE EVIL ON YOUR LINEN BITE THE PILLOW MAKE NO SOUND. IF THERE'S A LIVING TO BE DONE BEFORE YOUR LIFE BECOMES YOUR POD. YOU'D BETTER KNOW CHRYSALIS IS THE ONE. SO ZOMBIFY YOUR BACK DOOR INVITE ME AROUND. FLUTTERSHY IT'S GETTING CLOSE TO DAY BREAK THE CELESTIA SUN IS CREEPING IN THE SKY NO PATENT POTIONS FOR HEARTACHE JUST EMPTY WORDS AND PINKIE PIE. SO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES FLUTTERSHY ASSUME AN ATTITUDE YOU JUST KNOW CHRYSALIS WHORE THAT I'LL BE WAITING COS YOU FUCKING PONIES KNOW I'M SWARMING SOON ! SO PICK UP YOUR FOOLISH PRIDE NO WHERE TO HIDE NO WAY, NO PLACE IN THE HIVE. BRING YOUR WHORE PONY ... ... TO THE CHANGELING QUEEN ! BRING YOUR WHORE PONY... ...TO THE CHANGELING QUEEN ! LET HER GO, LET HER GO , LET HER GO! \n\n\n\"HOLY HIGH WITH TREE HUGGER\"\n\n\nAURA IN ME SEND ME BITS HIPPIE PONY LOST AND SHE SAY'S THAT IS FUNNY. BUT I FLUTTERSHY YOU SO CALLED TOKE SMOKING WHORE PONY ARE MAKING DISCORD A JOKE. FLUTTERSHY YOU MISSED OUT WHAT I CALL MY BROWNIES AS FLUTTERSHY ALMOST CHOKED. SHE CHOOSE WHAT SHE WANT'S YOU TO HEAR - SHE'S SO HIGH SHE LEAVES OUT THE TRUTH AS SHE'S WATCHING YOU FLUTTERSHY FLY. TOKING YOUR SOUL BY TAKING YOUR BITS FLIES AROUND PARASPRITE SHIT, BEES ROUND HONEY! HOLY HIGH WITH TREE HUGGER ! HOLY HIGH WITH TREE HUGGER! PLENTY , BAD DRUGS FOR THE CANABIS TO SMOKE FEED'EM IN TREAT FIRST THIS IS NO JOKE THIS IS WEED WORK MAKING HOLY HIGH WITH TREE HUGGER! FLUTTERSHY IS FUCKING SHOCKED THAT HER WHORE HIGH PONY FRIEND HAD BESTIALITY WITH SOME REPTILE FRIENDS AS THEY CAME IN HER AT THE END ! \nLIGHTING UP MARY JAY LIGHTING UP OPIUM HOLY TREE HUGGER LOOKS CROCODILE SMILES OF THE SEX THEY HAD WITH WHORE HIGH PONY TREE HUGGER AS THEY WAIT AWHILE. TILL THE BITCH MAGIC QUEEN TRIXIE GETS HER TRICKS CLEAN I'VE LIVED IN TOKELAND I'VE LIVED WITH DISCORD AND I FLUTTERSHY SMELL CLEANER THAN THE SHIT YOU'RE IN TREE HUGGER ! SHE AIN'T RELIGIOUS BUT SHE AIN'T NO FOOL WHEN NEIGHA BUILT HIS ARK IS WAS NEW TWO BY TWO THEY'RE STILL GOING DOWN AND THE PINKIE PIE CIRCUS HAS LEFT TOWN . I THINK SHE'S STRANGE WHEN SHE PLAYS DEAD SHE CAN HAVE AN JOINT IN HER BED . FRIEND OF THE PRINCESS OF CANTERLOT- DICK OF THE TALE NOW SHE'S NOT GOT A PRAYER - 100 YEARS IN BANISHMENT TREE HUGGER THAT IS ? \n\n\n\"CAN I BE A CHAOS GOD ?\n\nGIVE ME THE SENSE TO WANDER \nWANDER UNTIL I'M FREE \nGIVE ME THE SENSE OF WANDER TO KNOW I CAN BE ME DISCORD HAAAAAA ! GIVE ME STRENGTH TO BREAK OUT OF THIS STONE TO HOLD MY HEAD UP HIGH YES ? \nSPIT BACK IN YOUR FACE PRINCESS FUCKING WHORE CELESTIA BECAUSE I DON'T NEED NO KEY TO UNLOCK YOUR CASTLE GONNA USE MAGIC TO BREAK DOWN YOUR WALLS HAAAA BREAK OUT OF THIS CHEERFUL PLACE ARGGHHHH ! \nCAN I BE A CHAOS GOD ? THE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE STARED AT HER GLOWING HORN CAN I BE A CHAOS GOD ? THERE'S NO GOOD AT ALL CAN I BE A CHAOS GOD ? THE PRINCESS CELESTIA LOOKED AND SHE LAUGHED AT ME BASTARD DISCORD ! SHE SAID DISCORD DRAGONEQUUS YOU'RE TO BLIND TO SEE. I DISCORD SCREAMED ALOUD TO THE ROYAL PRINCESS PONY CELESTIA I SAID DON'T LIE BITCH DON'T SAY YOU DON'T KNOW I SAY YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR MISCHIEF! IN THIS WORLD OF EQUESTRIA OR THE NEXT OH SHE THEN SHE FIXED ME WITH A MAGIC GLANCE AND THE RAGE OF HELL BURNED IN HER EYES ! SHE SAID BASTARD DISCORD YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH DRAGONEQUUS I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH YOUR GOING TO CAUSE MISCHIEF AND CHAOS IN BRINGING CHOCOLATE RAIN TO MY KINGDOM AS YOU BURN THE FIRE IN YOUR POWER DISCORD ! CAN I BE A CHAOS GOD ? THE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE STARED AT HER GLOWING HORN CAN I BE A CHAOS GOD ? THERE'S NO GOOD AT ALL CAN I BE A CHAOS GOD ? THE PRINCESS CELESTIA LOOKED AND SHE LAUGHED AT ME BASTARD DISCORD! SHE SAID DISCORD DRAGONEQUUS YOU'RE TO BLIND TO SEE ! \n\n\n\"THE EVIL THAT BITCH STARLIGHT GLIMMER DO \"\n\n\nMAGIC IS STOLEN AND SHE WALKED THE LINE. \nON THAT CUTIE MARK TALENTS SHE TOOK AWAY FROM THE MANE SIX ON THAT SILVER HEART. LOCKED IN TOWN WITH THE CULT LEADER. HER EYES RED WITH EVIL AS SHE DIDN'T CARE FOR INNOCENT FUCKING PONIES NO ! BUT TOO LATE SHE'S TOOK AWAY YOUR DREAMS PRAYS DON'T FAZE HER I FLUTTERSHY TRY TO REASON WITH YOUR EVIL WHORE PONY AS I CALL OUT HER NAME \"HOW DARE YOU STEAL OUR TALENTS YOU FUCKING CUNT NOW BRING MY FRIENDS AND MY TALENTS RIGHT BACK THIS INSTANCE !!! BUT SHE JUST LAUGH'S AND SAYS \"YOU FUCKING SLUT PONIES WILL LEARN TO OBEY MY RULES OR YOU MIGHT GET HURT AS I MAKE ALL YOUR CUTIE MARKS BLEED ON MY WALL FOREVER IT'S NOT MURDER IT'S JUST ARTWORK TO ME HAAAAAA! IF I PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE COULD STOP HER NOW . \nSHE'S LIVING ON A DEVIL'S EDGE BALANCING ON A PLEDGE IN HER CULT. SHE'S LIVING ON A DEVIL'S EDGE ! \n\nTHE EVIL THAT BITCH STARLIGHT GLIMMER DO ! LIVES ON AND ON \nTHE EVIL THAT BITCH STARLIGHT GLIMMER DO! LIVES ON AND ON \nTHE EVIL THAT BITCH STARLIGHT GLIMMER DO ! LIVES ON AND ON \nTHE EVIL THAT BITCH STARLIGHT GLIMMER DO ! LIVES ON AND ON ! \n\nCIRCLE OF MADNESS FUTURE AND PRESENT SHE'S OUT TO STEAL PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S MAGIC WITH TELEPORTATION SPELLS OF JOY TO HER \n\nLATER ON THE MISTAKES IN THE PAST WITH STARLIGHT GLIMMER THE BITCH CULT PONY WHO STOLED EVERPONIES CUTIE MARKS THE TALENTS THAT KEEP THEM ALIVE WOULD OF BEEN THE SEVENTH PONY TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE REST OF THE MANE SIX . THE MAGIC BOOK TWILIGHT TEACHES STARLIGHT TO BE A BETTER PONY AS A FRIEND I USE MAGIC TO PROTECT THE EVIL OR MISUNDERSTOOD PONIES WHO WANT TO DESTROY MY HOME BUT WE WILL RETURN TO KEEP EQUESTRIA AS THE LOVE AND IF I DIE I'D KNOW THAT I TWILIGHT SPARKLE HAVE PERISH MY LAST DAY WITH THE MANE SIX TO HONOR IN MY HEART TO END THE DEMONIC WARS OF HELL ONCE AND FOR ALL AS SOMEDAY I MAY RETURN BEYOND IS THE MAGIC I LEARNED !\n\n\n\n\"EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT\"\n\nCAN'T UNDERSTAND GOING THROUGH THAT MAGIC MIRROR AGHHHHH I'M TWILIGHT SPARKLE WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME AGHHH I'M HUMAN ? THIS CAN'T BE REAL SPIKE WOOOOF WOOOF YES TWILIGHT I'M A DOG WHAT THE FUCK SPIKE THIS ISN'T REAL ONLY A DREAM . BUT NO I'VE NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE I'M LOOKING DOWN I'M NOT A FUCKING MAGICAL PONY ANYMORE I HAVE HANDS I GO BACK TO SLEEP BUT I'M STILL IN EQUESTRIA HIGH A SCHOOL AM I DREAMING AGAIN ! \nOH THAT WHORE NOW I KNOW WHY I'M HERE TO STOP EVIL SUCCUBUS SUNSET SHIMMER FROM STEALING MY TIARA CROWN AWAY FROM ME I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE HAD THE NERVE TO STEAL MY RANK OF PRINCESS AWAY FROM ME DON'T WORRY HER TIME WILL COME !\nI DON'T WANT TO CAUSE TROUBLE HERE SO MUCH MAGIC STUDIES UNDONE AND IT'S HER EVIL SOUL TRYING TO GET AWAY. EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT ! EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT ! EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT ! EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT ! TILL ANOTHER DAY. I SUNSET SHIMMER HAVE A LUST FOR MAGIC AND HELL ITSELF IS MY ONLY SPELL CAUSE I'VE NO FEAR OF DYING I'LL GO WHEN TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS GOOD AND READY I SNATCH THE CROWN FROM BITCH TWILIGHT SPARKLE WITH A GLIMPSE OF LIGHTS ETERNAL RAYS I SEE ME CHANGED I STAND AMAZED. AT ALL OF THE PONIES STANDING IN FRONT OF ME INTO THE SELFISHNESS I'LL BE LED IS THIS WHERE I FINALLY LET TWILIGHT SPARKLE JOIN THE DEAD I WISH I KNEW BUT YOU SUNSET SHIMMER ARE JUST THE NIGHTMARE ! \nEQUESTRIA CAN WAIT ! EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT ! EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT ! EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT ! TILL ANOTHER DAY . TAKE MY HOOF I'LL LEAD YOU TO YOUR FUCKING MISTAKES IN THE PROMISE LAND NO BITCH SUNSET SHIMMER I WON'T TAKE YOUR HOOF FOR YOU TO GIVE ME PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE IMMORTALITY ETURNAL YOUTH SHE TRIES TO TAKE ME TO THE OTHER SIDE I SEE THE TRUTH OF YOUR LIES SUNSET SHIMMER BUT THAT'S FOR YOU TO DECIDE MY PONY BODY TINGLES I FEEL SO STRANGE . I FEEL SO TIRED I FEEL THE PAIN AND I PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE WONDERING IF I'LL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN ! IS THIS LIMBO MAYBE FOR YOU BITCH SUNSET SHIMMER OR HEAVEN OR HELL ?\n\nMAYBE YOU SUNSET SHIMMER ARE GOING DOWN THERE AS WELL YOU ACCEPT YOUR SOUL NOW ? WILL DRIFT FOREVER SHE FEELS HERSELF FLOATING BACK DOWN TO PONYVILLE SO COULD THIS BE THE HOUR OF MY ALICORN REBIRTH OR HAVE I SUNSET SHIMMER DIED OR WILL I WAKE FROM MY DEMONIC DREAMING ? \nEQUESTRIA CAN WAIT ! EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT! EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT ! EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT ! TILL ANOTHER DAY ! \n\n\n\"PONY YEARS \"\n\n\nFROM THE COAST OF LAS PEGASUS ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS I'M PIP SQUEEK TRAVELLIN' ON FAR AND WIDE BUT NOW IT SEEMS I'M A PIRATE PONY TO MYSELF AND ALL THE MAGIC I DO SOMETIMES DO IT ISN'T ME BUT SOMEPONY ELSE.\nI CLOSE MY EYES AND THINK OF PONYVILLE. ANOTHER EQUESTRIA CITY GOES BY IN THE NIGHT AIN'T IT FUNNY HOW PINKIE PIE MAKES YOU LAUGH YOU NEVER MISS HER SMILE TILL IT'S GONE AWAY AND MY PIP SQUEEK HEART IS LYING THERE AND WILL BE 'TILL MY PIRATE PONY DYING DAY. \nSO UNDERSTAND RUDE SLUT DIAMOND DAZZLE TIARA DON'T WASTE YOUR TEASING TIME ALWAYS SEARCHING FOR THOSE PONY YEARS FACE UP MAKE YOUR STAND AND REALISE YOU'RE LIVING IN THE BLANK FLANK YEARS TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES I GOT YOU ON MY MIND CAN'T EASE THIS PAIN OF FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC EASILY WHEN YOU LOVE TO TRASH TALK THE FILLIES DIAMOND TIARA OH YOU FIND THE RUDE WORDS TO SAY IT'S NOT HARD TO MAKE IT THROUGH ANOTHER DAY . AND IT MAKES OTHER PONIES CRY AND THROW MY HOOVES TO THE SKY OHHHHH THOSES WERE THE PONY YEARS PONY YEARS PONY YEARS PONY YEARS PONY YEARS ! \n\n\n\"2 MINUTES FOR NIGHTMAREMOON \"\n\n\nCHILL FOR MANE OR SHOOT HER GAME BUT PRINCESS CELESTIA HAS HER REASONS THE DARKNESS NOOSE AND NEVER OUT OF TREASON SOME BLACKENED PRIDE STILL BURNS INSIDE LUNA THIS DEMON SHELL OF LOVELY SEASON . \nHERE'S HER MAGIC OR TERROR OF FUN FOR THE PEGASUS OF LIVING DEATH THE CHILLER'S DEAD OR THE DEMON FEED THE GLAMOUR THE FORTUNE THE PAIN FROM HURTING PRINCESS CELESTIA YOU BITCH GO TO WAR ONLY BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T RAISE THE MOON FREEDOM'S REIGN BUT YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE TO SEND YOUR SOUL TO THE MOON PRINCESS LUNA ! 2 MINUTES FOR NIGHTMAREMOON! THE PEGASUS THAT THREATENS DOOM TO PONYVILLE 2 MINUTES FOR NIGHTMAREMOON! TO KILL THE MANE SIX IN THE ROOM THE WONDER BOLT PEGASUS SHOUT LET'S TRY TO REFORM NIGHTMAREMOON IF WE FUCKING CAN WE'LL SHOW PRINCESS CELESTIA THAT WE CAN MAKE BELIEVERS OUT OF EVERYPONY THE TIREK SCREAMS OF STEALING DAMN PONY MAGIC ! OF A CRIME TIME PRESENT FEAST .... YEAH AS THE REASONS FOR THE CARNAGE CUT THEIR HOOVES AND PICK THE GRAVE WE BOIL THE MAWS OF THE WAR OF NIGHTMAREMOON AND FEED HER MAGIC WITH OUR RABIES .THE BODY BAGS AND LITTLE FILLIES TORE IN TWO AND THE JELLIED BRAINS OF THOSE PONY WHO REMAIN ? TO PUT THE HOOF RIGHT ON YOU . AS THE MAD EVIL PEGASUS PLAY ON WORDS AND MAKE EVERYPONY ALL BE CONTROLLED BY HER NIGHTMARE BONG. TO THE DOOM OF CARVING MILLIONS TO MAKE A BETTER SUN MIDNIGHT ... ALL NIGHT.... MARE MOON YEAH FUCK YEAH 2 MINUTES FOR NIGHTMAREMOON 2 MINUTES FOR NIGHTMAREMOON!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"THE DOCTOR WHOOVES\"\n\nYOU UNICORNILEK TRY TO TAKE MY LIFE BUT I'LL TAKE YOURS TOO YOU'LL FIRE YOUR DEATH RAY BUT I'LL DESTROY YOU THROUGH SO WHEN YOUR WAITING FOR TO SAY EXTERMINATE PONIES EXTERMINATED PONIES FOR YOUR NEXT ATTACK. YOU'D BETTER RETREAT THERE'S NO TURNING BACK ON GALLOPFREE.. THE DANGER SOUNDS AND THE CHARGE BEGINS BUT ON THIS EQUESTRIA BATTLEFIELD NO PEGASIENS WINS THE SMELL OF RANCID MAGIC SMOKE OF DRAGONS BREATH OF SPIKE AS I PLUNGE BACK THROUGH TIME AND DEATH. THE EVIL PONIES THEY SWEAT WITH FEAR WE BREAK TO RUN THE MIGHTY ROAR OF A MANTICORE LION HYBRID SCORPION RUNS AND I TIME LORD PONY RACE TOWARD THE CYBORPONIES TRAP THE SCREAMS OF PAIN WHEN OUR PONIES BECOME A NIGHTMARE COMRADE FALL. WE HURDLE TO SPACE OFF THE GROUND AND THE UNICORNILEKS FIRE ANOTHER DEATH RAY ROUND I GET SO FAR NEAR YET SO FAR AWAY. I WON'T AGE ANOTHER DAY . I GET SO CLOSE NEAR ENOUGH TO FUCKING FIGHT WHEN A UNICORNILEK GETS ME IN HIS SIGHT HE PULLS HIS DEATH RAY TO TRY TO MOTHERFUCKING EXTERMINATE ME ! YEAH I FEEL THE BLOW A BURST OF BLINDING LIGHT BURST TAKES ME THE TIME LORD PONY BELOW. AND I LAY GAZING UP AT THE SKY MY BODY HAS CHANGED OLDER AND MY FACE IS DRY AND I LAY FORGOTTEN ON MY PLANET ALONE WITHOUT A FEAR I DRAW MY SONIC PONYDRIVER PARTING MY MOAN !\n\n\n\"THE MAGIC OF TIREK\"\n\nHE WAS LEFT ALONE , HIS MIND WAS EVIL HE NEEDED TIME TO STEAL EVERY MOTHERFUCKING PONIES MEMEORIES FROM THEIR MIND. I PRINCESS CELESTIA DID SEE SOMETHING THAT WHAT I SAW THAT NIGHT HE'S BROKE FREE DAMNIT NOT JUST FANTASY JUST WHAT I SAW TWILIGHT SPARKLE WAS NOT A DREAM NOT A REFLECTION EITHER WARPING MY MIND STARING BACK AT ME. COS IN MY DREAMS OR REALITY HE'S ALWAYS THERE WITH THAT CENTAUR EVIL FACE THAT TWISTS HIS MIND SO HE DESPAIRS THE NIGHTS WAS GRAY AND COLORLESS WAS NO USE HOLDING BACK COS I JUST HAD TO SEE WAS HE WATCHING ME. IN THE MIST DARK FIGURE MOVE AND STEAL MAGIC AS PONIES SCREAM AND FUCKING DIE IN HELL. THE MAGIC OF TIREK MAGIC AND KINGDOMS WERE DESTROYED TIREK CHANTS TO DISCORD KILL THESE FUCKING PONIES NOW WERE PRAISED IN THE NIGHT THE FIRES BURN DOWN PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S HOME THE WICKED CENTAUR TIREK'S WORK IS DONE MAGIC IS GONE TONIGHT! \nI PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE MUST NOT LET TIREK DESTROY ANYMORE OF PONYVILLE AS THIS IS THE REAL DEAL NOT A DREAM BUT DISCORD WAS A HORDE OF TIREK BUT BEING FUCKING BETRAYED MESMERISE HE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE AS HE STEALS YOUR POWERS TOO ! THE MAGIC OF TIREK THE MAGIC OF TIREK ! \nI'M COMING BACK I WILL RETURN AND I'LL INHALE YOUR MAGIC KILL OFF YOUR BODY AND I'LL BURN YOU I HAVE ALL THE PONIES MAGIC I HAVE THE FORCE I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE YOU FUCKING DIE PONIES AS EVIL TAKES IT'S COURSE YEAH THE MAGIC OF TIREK FOR HIM THE MAGIC OF THE CENTAUR BEAST THE MAGIC OF TIREK HAAAAAAAAA DIE YOU FUCKING WHORE PONIES !\n\n\n\"RUN TO THE PRANKSTER\"\n\nMAGIC PONY CAME ACROSS THE TOWN. \nBROUGH US TRICKS AND JOKES \nTHRILLED OUR PONIES FILLED OUR NEED TOOK HER GAME FOR HER OWN GREED . I TWILIGHT SPARKLE CHALLENGED THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE AS I FOUGHT HER WELL OUT ON THE VALLEY I GAVE HER HELL BUT HER COHORTS WERE TO FLEE OH WILL TRIXIE EVER LEARN SET HERSELF FREE ? RIDING AWAY ANOTHER DAY IN A DUSTCLOUD AND SHE IS A FUCKING WASTE GALLOPING HARD ON THE PONYVILLE. CHASING TRIXIE LIGHT-BLUE PONY SHOWOFF BITCH MAGICIAN SHE HID IN HER HOLE I FIGHT TRIXIE AT HER OWN GAME USING GIRDERS FOR SELFISHNESS IN THE SLACK URSA MAJORS AND URSA MINOR ATTACK TRIXIE AS A COWARD . RUN TO THE PRANKSTER RUN FOR YOUR LIES RUN TO THE PRANKSTER RUN FOR YOUR LIES. TRIXIE BLUE PONY IS A WASTE FOOLING THE PONIES WITH HER GAME SCRAPING MAGIC AND PASTING STALLIONS THE ONLY SHOW IS LAME SELLING THEM RISKY AND SHE'S NOT BOLD PAVING THE DUMB AND TOYING THE GOLD. RUN TO THE PRANKSTER RUN FOR YOUR LIES. (REPEAT TO END) RUN TO THE PRANKSTER RUN FOR YOUR LIES RUN TO THE PRANKSTER RUN FOR YOUR LIES !!!\n\n\n\"HALLOWED BECAME DEATH SOMBRA'S NAME \"\n\n\nI'M WAITING IN MY CRYSTAL CASTLE WHEN THE CRYSTAL HEARTS BEGIN TO SHATTER. REFLECTING ON MY PAST OF A PRINCESS BITCH WHO LEFT ME TO MY CORRUPTION AS MY LIFE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TIME. COS AT 5 CELESTIA O'CLOCK I TRY TO ENSLAVE THE PONIES . THE DARK SANDS OF CRIME FOR ME ARE RUNNING FLOW. WHEN THE MANE SIX COME FOR ME THE LAST FIGHTS I TAKE A LOOK THROUGH ME THE FEARS AT THE LAST FRIGHTS. OF A EVIL GONE DEMONIC UMBRY UNICORN OF WRONG. CAN IT BE MY ERROR OF MY WAYS HARD TO STOP THE CRYSTAL HEARTS FEEDING DARK ENERGY IN TERROR . IS IT A DREAM ? SOMEPONY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK WENT WRONG I MUST BE DREAMING ! IT'S NOT SO EASY TO STOP FROM SCREAMING AS YOU PONIES DESTROYED MY WHOLE BODY AS I HAVE NO ESCAPE I CAN NO LONGER SPEAK I CRY NO MORE I'M FUCKING DEAD I HAVE NO END IN HELL AS THE PONY GUARDS MARCH ME SOMBRA IN THE PONY YARD SOMEPONY SEE HIM BEFORE HE DIES IF PRINCESS CELESTIA LET ME HERE TO DIE ? AS I WALK INTO HELL MY LIFE IS DRAINED AWAY BEFORE ME AND THOUGHT THE END IS NEAR I'M NOT SORRY CATCH MY BROKEN SOUL BECAUSE IT'S FADING AWAY MARK MY WORDS PONIES PLEASE MANE SIX MY SOUL LIVES ON IN HELL PLEASE DON'T WORRY THAT I'M GONE I'VE GONE AND YOU PONIES SEEN THE FUCKING TRUTH WHEN YOU KNOW THAT MY TIME IS UP AT HOOF MAYBE THEN YOU'LL REMEMBER AND BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND LIFE FOR ME IS A STRANGE ILLUSION AS HALLOWED BECAME DEATH SOMBRA'S NAME ! \n\n\n\"IRON WILL (LAST SONG) \n\n\nWON'T YOU MAKE ME FLUTTERSHY FUCKING ASSERTIVE IN MY COTTAGE I WANT ANGEL BUNNY BASTARD TO RESPECT ME BEWARE I JUST A BUSSINESS MINOTAUR OUT FOR BLOOD I FLUTTERSHY WILL GIVE YOU THE STARE SEE THE LOUDNESS IN MY VOICE FLOW AS YOU FALL ON MY FLOOR IRON WILL CAN'T BE NICE IRON WILL CAN'T BE A FRAUD OH, YAH WHATEVER YOU CLAIM IRON WILL GONNA ASSERT YOU NO MATTER HOW FAR SEE THE GLOVE GLOW WATCHING HIM FEAR HER UP ABOVE HIS HEAD IRON WILL WANTS YOU ASSERTIVE BUT HE'S FUCKING FRAUD ! songUNICORNIA 14- NEW POP ARTIST FROM THE 8O'S AND TODAY EVEN ROCK MUSIC ARTIST ENJOY 19 SONGS IN ALL ! STILL EXPLICIT LYRICS !\n\n\n1. MADONNA- \"LIKE A PARTY PONY\"\n2. MADONNA- \"MAGIC STAR\"\n3. B52'S- \"DJPON3 SHACK\"\n4. TEARS FOR FEARS- \"STARLIGHT GLIMMER WANTS TO RULE EQUESTRIA\"\n5. BRITNEY SPEARS-\"OOPS I'M A KLUTZ AGAIN\"!\n6. THE BANGLES- \"MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE\"\n7. HEART-\"MAGIC PONY \"\n8. BOSTON- \"MORE THAN A SPELL\"\n9. CHICAGO- \" SATURDAY WITH DERPY HOOVES IN THE PARK\" \n10. THE WHO- \"TRIXIE) THE SHOWOFF PONY WIZARD \" \n11. AEROSMITH- \"BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN\"\n12. KISS- \"I WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY \"\n13. DURAN DURAN - \" UNICORNS ON FLIM\"\n14. FITZ AND TANTRUM - \"HOOVES CLAP\"\n15. ROD STEWARD - \"I'M BLUEBLOOD DO YOU RARITY THINK I'M SEXY \"?\n16. ALICE COOPER- \"SCHOOLS OUT FOR THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS \"\n17. MOTORHEAD-\" BAT FACE PONY\"\n18. QUEENSRYCHE- \" THE PONY WORE BLACK\"\n19. SCORPIONS- \"RAINBOW DASH SOAR YOU LIKE A HURRICANE\"\n\n\n2 EXTRA SONGS WOW FROM \nLADY GAGA, DERPY FACE BEASTIE BOYS- PINKIE PIE HAS A RIGHT TO PARTY \n\n\n\nMADONNA - \"LIKE A PARTY PONY\"\n\n\n\nI PINKIE PIE MADE IT THROUGH SUGERCUBE CORNER SOMEHOW I MADE IT WITH CUPCAKES DIDN'T KNOW MY PET GUMMY GATOR WAS LOST UNTIL I FOUND HIM.\n\nI MADE SMILES COMPLETE WITH HAPPY BALLOONS USE TO BE SAD AND BLUE.\n\nBUT I PINKIE PIE MADE YOU PONIES FEEL YEAH SMILY AND NEW...\n\nHEY, LIKE A PARTY PONY \n\nFUCKED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME !\n\nLIKE A P-A-R-T-Y-P-O-N-Y!\n\nWHEN MY VAGINA CUMS NEXT TIME !\n\nGONNA LET YOU STALLION BASTARD BOY SCREW ME PINKIE PIE SILLY .\n\nMY FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA IS RAIDING FAST.\n\nBEEN SAVING MY SMILES ALL FOR YOU 'CAUSE ONLY MY PARTIES CAN LAST.\n\nYOU'RE SO FINE AND YOU'RE ALL MINE HAAAAAAA!\n\nMAKE ME SWEET YEAH YOU MAKE ME BOLD.\n\nOH, YOUR MAGIC THAWED OUT YEAH YOUR SEX WARMING UP WHAT WAS GETTING COLD.\n\nLIKE A PARTY PONY \nHEY \n\nFUCKED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME !\n\nLIKE A P-A-R-T-Y-P-O-N-Y !\n\nWHEN MY VAGINA CUMS NEXT TIME !\n\nHAAAAAA OH-OH-OH !\nHAAAAAA OH-OH-OH,AH!\n\nYOU'RE SO FINE AND YOU'RE ALL MINE HAAAAAA!\n\nI'LL BE YOUR LAUGHTER 'TIL THE END OF TIME.\n\n'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME PINKE PIE FEEL YEAH YOU MADE ME FEEL GIGGLES INSIDE.\n\nLIKE A PARTY PONY !\n\nHEY \n\nFUCKED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME !\n\nLIKE A P-A-R-T-Y-P-O-N-Y !\nWHEN MY VAGINA CUMS NEXT TIME !\n\nLIKE A PARTY PONY !\n\nOHH-OHH-OHHH- SMILES !\n\nLIKE A PARTY PONY!\n\nSHAFT SO GOOD INSIDE \n\nWHEN YOU KISS ME AND JIZZ IN MY VAGINA AND FUCK ME !\n\nOH-OH- WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH- HAAAAAAA!!\n\n\n\nMADONNA- \"MAGIC STAR\"\n\n\n\nYOU MUST BE MY MAGIC STAR \"CAUSE I TWILIGHT SPARKLE SHINE WHEREVER I GO !\nI JUST STUDY IN MY LIBRARY AND IT STARTS TO GLOW AND FEEL THE LIGHT AND PONY YOU KNOW.\n\nTWILIGHT TWILIGHT FIRST OF THE MANE SIX THEY SEE TONIGHT TWILIGHT ,(TWILIGHT) I MAKE EVERYPONY ALL RIGHT TWILIGHT, TWILIGHT FIRST OF THE MANE SIX THEY SEE TONIGHT TWILIGHT, (TWILIGHT) YEAH YOU MUST BE MY MAGIC STAR 'CAUSE YOU MAKE WHORE NIGHTMARE MOON DARKNESS SEEM SO FAR AND WHEN I STUDY ALCHEMIST YOU'LL BE MY GUIDE I JUST TURN AROUND YOU'RE CAST BY MY SIDE !\n\nCOME ON SHINE YOUR MAGICAL POWER INSIDE ME TONIGHT 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE EVERYPONY ALL RIGHT YOU MAY BE MY MAGIC STAR BUT I TWILIGHT SPARKLE I'M THE LUCKIEST PRINCESS BY FAR .\n\n\nB52'S-\"DJ PON3 SHACK\"\n\nIF YOU SEE A FADED SIGN AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD TO PONYVILLE THAT SAYS \"15 MILES TO THE DJ PON3 SHACK\" \nDJ PON3 SHACK, YEAH, YEAH I'M HEADIN' DOWN THE EQUESTRIA HIGHWAY. LOOKIN' FOR THE PARTY SLUT GETAWAY HEADED FOR THE PARTY PONY SLUT PINKIE PIE GETAWAY. I GOT ME A WONDERBOLTS PEGASUS THIS BITCH IS READY TO SOAR SHE'S RAINBOW DASH DUH AND WE'RE HEADIN' ON DOWN TO THE DJ PON3 SHACK. I GOT ME GILDA GRIFFON SHE SEATS ABOUT 6 PONIES SO HURRY UP AND BRING YOUR BITS AND GEMS MONEY FOR THE WUBBER BOX !\nTHE DJ PON3 SHACK IS A LITTLE SECRET PLACE THAT VINYL SCRATCH AND OCTAVIA CAN GET TOGETHER .\n\nDJ PON3 SHACK, PONY, DJPON3 SHACK, PONY)\nDJ PON3 SHACK,PONY, DJPON3 SHACK\nDJ PON3 SHACK, PONY , DJ PON3 SHACK\nDJ PON3 SHACK, PONY, DJ PON3 SHACK\n(PARTY PONY, THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT)\nDJ PON3 SHACK,PONY, DJ PON3 SHACK\n(PARTY PONY, THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT)\nSIGN SAYS (WOOO HOOO) \"PARTY WITH THE PARTY PONY SLUT PINKIE PIE \" \n'CAUSE DJ PON 3 RULES FOR CRAZY PONY EVENTS AT HER DJ PON3 SHACK WELL, IT'S SET WAY BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF CANTERLOT CASTLE JUST A FUNKY RICH SHACK AND GOTTA GET BACK TO PONYVILLE !\nRARITY ON THE MATTRESS \nDIAMONDS ON THE HIGHWAY \nGEMS ON THE FRONT PORCH\nDIAMONDS ON THE HIGHWAY.\n\nTHE DJ PON3 SHACK IS A LITTLE SECRET PLACE THAT VINYL SCRATCH AND OCTAVIA CAN GET TOGETHER.\nDJ PON3 SHACK, PONY (DJ PON 3 SHACK PONY)\nDJ PON3 SHACK , PONY , DJ PON3 SHACK \nDJ PON3 SHACK, PONY, DJ PON3 SHACK \nDJ PON3 SHACK, PONY, DJ PON3 SHACK(PARTY PONY, THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT ,YEAH ) DJ PON3 SHACK, PONY, DJ PON 3 SHACK (PARTY PONY, THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT )\nBANG,BANG, BANG, ON THE DOOR, PONIES \nKNOCK A LITTLE LOUDER , PONY \nBANG,BANG, BANG, ON THE DOOR, PONIES \nI CAN'T HEAR YOU PONIES?\nBANG,BANG,BANG, ON THE DOOR, PONIES !\nKNOCK A LITTLE LOUDER, SWEETIE BELLE \nBANG.BANG, BANG, ON THE DOOR ,PONIES !\nI CAN'T HEAR YOU PONIES ?\n\nBANG,BANG,BANG ON THE DOOR , PONIES !(KNOCK A LITTLE LOUDER )\nBANG, BANG, BANG, ON THE DOOR, PONIES \nBANG, BANG (ON THE DOOR, PONIES )\n\nBANG,BANG (ON THE DOOR)\nBANG, BANG (ON THE DOOR PONIES)\nBANG, BANG YOUR WHAT ?\nDERPY HOOVES, MAIL DELIVERY PONY YEAH !\nDJ PON 3 SHACK, PONY DJ PON 3 SHACK \nDJ PON3 SHACK, PONY , DJ PON 3 SHACK (PARTY PONY, THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT, YEAH )\nDJ PON 3 SHACK, PONY , DJ PON 3 SHACK ( PARTY PONY,THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT )\nPARTY PONY, DJ PON 3 SHACK VINYL SCRATCH AND HER GIRL FRIEND WHORE PONY OCTAVIA IS KISSIN' DANCIN' AND A LOVIN' AT THE DJ PON 3 SHACK !\n\n\n\n\nTEARS FOR FEARS-\"STARLIGHT GLIMMER WANT'S TO RULE EQUESTRIA \"!\n\n\n\nWELCOME TO MY TOWN THERE'S NO TURNING BACK EVEN WHEN YOU MANE SIX WHORES SLEEP I WILL FIND YOU .\nACTING ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOUR MANE SIX PONIES TURN YOUR BACK ON MY DOMINATION BECAUSE ? STARLIGHT GLIMMER WANT'S TO RULE EQUESTRIA !\n\nIT'S MY OWN TALENT \nIT'S MY OWN MAGIC \nHELP ME DECIDE PONIES HELP ME MAKE THE MOST OF FREEDOM AND OF PLEASURE NOTHING EVER LASTS FOREVER IN PONYVILLE BECAUSE ? STARLIGHT GLIMMER WANT'S TO RULE EQUESTRIA ! \n\nTHERE'S A ROOM THAT BITCH LOCKED US IN NO LIGHT WILL FIND US HOLDING HOOVES WHILE STARLIGHT WATCHES OUR CUTIE MARKS COME TUMBLING DOWN WHEN THEY DO I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU TWILIGHT SPARKLE .\n\nSO GLAD WE'VE ALMOST MADE IT \nSO SAD THAT BITCH STARLIGHT GLIMMER HAD TO FADE IT BECAUSE STARLIGHT GLIMMER WANT'S TO RULE EQUESTRIA !\n\nCAN'T STAND BEING LOCK IN HER INDECISION MAGIC WITH A LACK OF VISION \nSTARLIGHT GLIMMER WANT'S TO RULE THE WORLD ! \nALL FOR FREEDOM AND FOR PLEASURE NOTHING EVER LASTS FOREVER IN PONYVILLE BECAUSE? STARLIGHT GLIMMER WANTS TO RULE EQUESTRIA !\n\n\nBRITNEY SPEARS- \"OOPS I'M A KLUTZ AGAIN \"?\n\nOOPS I'M A KLUTZ AGAIN \n\nYEAH,YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,YEAH\nYEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH\n\nI DERPY HOOVES SLUT PEGASUS I THINK I DID IT AGAIN \nI MADE FUCKING MISTAKES WITH YOU FRIENDS \n\nOH, FUCK I MIGHT TRASH THIS HOUSE MORE THAN A CRUSH BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M MYSTERIOUS \"CAUSE I CROSS -EYED ALL MY SENSES THAT IS SO CLUMSY OF ME . OH, FUCK , FUCK ! OOPS I'M A KLUTZ AGAIN! I PLAYED YOUR GAMES WILD WHORE RAINBOW DASH AND WENT TO ALL YOUR RAINBOOM FUCKING AWESOME STUNT SHOW GAMES ! OH, FUCK,FUCK !\nOOPS! YOU THINK I LIKE RHABARB PIE THAT I'M FUCKING PERFECT ABOVE I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT NOT ME DERPY HOOVES SLUT PEGASUS ! YOU SEE MY PROBLEM IS THIS MANE SIX I'M CRASHING IN THE DAY WISHING THAT YOU PONIES WOULD SURLY KNOW I'M NOT CLUMSY ALL THE TIME WHEN YOU EXIST. I DERPY HOOVES CRY OF HOW FUCKING DIFFERENT I MAY BE ON THIS DAY CAN'T YOU SEE I'M A FOOL SOMETIMES IN SO MANY WAYS ! BUT TO CROSS-EYE ALL MY SENSES THAT IS JUST CLUMSY OF ME. FUCK,OH !\nYEAH,YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,YEAH!\nYEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH!\n\"ALL SOAR\"\n\"DERPY SLUT PEGASUS BEFORE YOU GO, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO HAVE.\"\n\n\n\n\"OH, IT'S YUMMY PINKIE PIE WILD WHORE PARTY PONY, BUT WAIT A MINUTE , AGUUUUHHHH I THINK I'M GOING TO BE FUCKING SICK YOU BITCH ISN'T THIS? THE OLD ROTTEN MAGGOT INFECTED MUFFIN YOU GOT OUT OF THE TRASH THAT'S BEEN THERE FOR 6 DAYS \"YEAH FUCKING SLUT DERPY HOOVES YES IT IS \"? \n\"BUT WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU DIG FOOD OUT OF THE TRASH FOR ME AT THE VERY BOTTOM AND FUCK IT I THOUGHT SINCE YOU LOVE MUFFINS AT THE END\".\n\"WELL, SLUT PEGASUS CROSS-EYED KLUTZ I WENT IN THE TRASH AND GOT IT FOR YOU.\"\n\"OH, PINKIE PIE YOU FUCKING DIRTY WHORE PARTY PONY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.\"\n\nOOPS I'M A KLUTZ TO YOUR PART\nGOT TO SEE ALL YOUR WONDERBOLT GAMES AWESOME FUCKING WILD WHORE RAINBOW DASH ! OH, FUCK!\nOOPS! YOU THINK THAT I'M FUCKING PERFECT ABOVE I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT NOT ME DERPY HOOVES SLUT PEGASUS !\n\n\nTHE BANGLES-\"MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE\"\n\n\nSIX CELESTIA SUN'OCLOCK ALREADY O, FUCK I'M LATE ON WRITTING THIS LETTER TO PRINCESS CELESTIA. I WAS JUST IN MIDDLE OF A MAGIC SPELL. I WAS MISSIN' A COGNITO BY A CRYSTAL DRESS OF RARITY'S ITALIAN SEAM. BUT I TWILIGHT CAN'T BE LATE \"CAUSE THEN I GUESS CELESTIA WILL SEND ME TO FUCKING MAGIC FILLYGARDEN I WON'T HAVE LETTERS MADE THESE ARE THE DAYS WHEN I TWILIGHT SPARKLE WISHED MY STUDIES WERE ALREADY MADE!\nIT'S JUST ANOTHER MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE !\nI WISH IT WAS SUN CELESTIADAY 'CAUSE THAT'S MY SPELL DAY MY \" I DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP\" DAY \nIT'S JUST ANOTHER MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE !\nHAVE TO CATCH AN EARLY EQUESTRIA TRAIN \nGOT TO DO ALCHEMIST BY NINE AND IF I HAD AN DRAGON NAMED SPIKE I PROBABLY STILL WOULDN'T MAKE IT ON TIME !\n\n'CAUSE IT TAKES ME TWILIGHT SO FUCKING LONG JUST TO FIGURE OUT A TELEPORTATION SPELL TO WEAR OUT THE POWERS OF THAT BITCH CULT LEADER PONY STARLIGHT GLIMMER. SHOULD I TWILIGHT SPARKLE BLAME IT ON THE TRAIN ?\nBUT PRINCESS CELESTIA AND LUNA ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS BITCHES IS ALREADY THERE.\nIT'S JUST ANOTHER MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE !\nWISH IT WAS A SUN CELESTIADAY 'CAUSE THAT'S MY SPELL DAY\nMY \"I DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP\" DAY \nIT'S JUST ANOTHER MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE !\n\nALL OF MY NIGHTS \nWHY DID I HAVE TO STUDY MAGIC SO GOD DAMN FUCKING LATE LAST NIGHT?\nTO GET DOWN?\n(LAST NIGHT, LAST NIGHT)\nDOESN'T IT MATTER \nTHAT I HAVE TO FEED YOU BASTARD HORNY DRAGON SPIKE AND US TWILIGHT WENT DOWN ON SPIKE'S COCK ! HE TELLS ME IN MY BEDROOM \"C'MON SEXY BITCH PRINCESS , LET'S GO MAKE SOME SCREWING NOISES \"! NOOOOOO SPIKE DIDN'T FUCK ME TWILIGHT SPARKLE IT WAS A DREAM AFTER ALL AS TIME IT GOES SO FAST (WHEN YOUR HAVING FUN)\nIT'S JUST ANOTHER MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE !\nI WISH IT WAS A SUN CELESTIADAY \"CAUSE THAT'S MY SPELL DAY MY\"I DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP\"DAY IIT'S JUST ANOTHER MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE!\nI WISH IS WAS A SUN CELESTIADAY 'CAUSE THAT'S MY SPELL DAY IT'S JUST ANOTHER MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE! \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHEART-MAGIC PONY \n\n\nSHE WAS COLD LATE NIGHT SO LONG AGO WHEN SHE WAS SO SURE OF HERSELF YOU KNOW?\nA GREAT AND POWERFUL WHORE NAME TRIXIE CAME TO ME PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE. NEVER SEEN A SHOW OFF SPELL USER LIKE SLUT TRAMP TRIXIE AS HER COLOR WAS A LIGHT BLUE . YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T RUN AWAY IT SEEMED WE'D SEEN EACH OTHER AS QUEEN SHOWOFF OH SHE FUCKING KNOWS ME AND SHE LAUGHS AND TRIES TO SEND A SPELL RIGHT THROUGH ME PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE ! YEAH \n\"COME ON TWILIGHT SPARKLE YOU FUCKING WHORE AS MY MAGIC WILL BEAT YOUR ASS TO SEND YOU LEAVING PONYVILLE WITH A SMILE . HOME FOREVER IF MY SPELL BEAT YOURS HAAAAAA! \n\"YOU DON'T HAVE TO HATE TRIXIE JUST YET ?\nLET'S USE MAGIC WHILE I TRIXIE SLUT GET HIGH OFF TREE HUGGER'S GOOD HASH SO TRY TO UNDERSTAND TRY TRY TRY TO UNDERSTAND BITCH TWILIGHT SPARKLE I'M A MAGIC PONY !\n\nWINTER NIGHTS YOU FAKED CAPTURING A URSA MINOR YOU WERE SO OUT OF TUNE TRIXIE PLAYED INSIDE THE MONTHS OF NIGHTMARE MOON NEVER THINK OF NEVER SLUT !\nYOU'D THOUGHT YOUR SPELL WOULD LAST FOREVER WELL, SUMMER HATERS SPELL PASSED TO FALL TRIED TO REALIZED IT ALL ABOUT YOU SHOWOFF SLUT PONY TRIXIE AND YOU SAID I TWILIGHT SPARKLE SHOULD BE WORRIED FAILING TO STOP YOUR SPELL IN A HURRY, YEAH !\n\n\"TWILIGHT'S MOTHER SAID COME ON HOME IF YOU DON'T WANT THAT RUDE BITCH TRIXIE SAYING SHE HAS BETTER MAGIC THAN YOU ! I SAY BULLSHIT WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS ? \"MOM PLEASE I'M A GROWN ALICORN I FUCKING CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF I'M ALREADY AT HOME PONYVILLE GOODBYE LOVE YOU TWILIGHT VELVET BUT BEFORE I GO MOM TRY TO UNDERSTAND TRY TRY TRY TO UNDERSTAND SHE'S A MAGIC PONY , MOM , AHHH \nSHE'S A MAGIC PONY ! \n\nCOME ON TWILIGHT SPARKLE YOU FUCKING WHORE AS MY MAGIC WILL BEAT YOUR ASS TO SEND YOU LEAVING PONYVILLE WITH A SMILE. \"I CAST A POWERFUL SPELL OH YES NO LOVE FOR YOU PRINCESS FUCKING TWAT TWILIGHT SPARKLE FOR YOU AS YOUR GROWN PONY FROM A FILLY.\nSO TRY TO UNDERSTAND TRY TO UNDERSTAND OH, OH TRY,TRY TO UNDERSTAND TRY TRY TRY TO UNDERSTAND SHE'S A MAGIC PONY AWW YEAH SHE'S GOT MAGIC HOOVES!\"\nOH, OH-OH, OH, OH-OH , OH-OH...\n\nCOME ON TWILIGHT SPARKLE YOU FUCKING WHORE AS MY MAGIC WILL BEAT YOUR ASS TO SEND YOU LEAVING PONYVILLE WITH A SMILE. \"YOU DON'T HAVE TO HATE TRIXIE JUST YET ? LET'S USE MAGIC AWHILE I TRIXIE SLUT GET HIGH OFF TREE HUGGER'S GOOD HASH ! SO TRY TO UNDERSTAND TRY TRY TRY TO UNDERSTAND SHE'S A MAGIC PONY YEAH OH-OH ! \n\n\nBOSTON- MORE THAN A SPELL \n\nI TWILIGHT SPARKLE LOOKED OUT THIS MORNING AND FUCK THE SUN WAS GONE !\nTURNED UP THE MOTHER FUCKING BASS OF DJ PON 3 TO START MY DAY I LOST MYSELF IN MY STUDIES OF ALCHEMIST THAT SEEM SO FAMILIAR I CLOSED MY EYES AND EVERTHING SEEM TO SLIP AWAY. IT'S MORE THAN A SPELL , WHEN HEAR EVIL WICKED LAUGHTER OF USE BE SISTERS THAT PLAY (MORE THAN A SPELL) I BEGIN SCREAMING( MORE THAN A SPELL)\n'TILL I SEE PRINCESS CELESTIA WALK AWAY I SEE PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH WALK AWAY AFTER SENDING HER HATEFUL CUNT SISTER TO THE MOON ! SO MANY PONIES HAVE COME AND GONE THEIR FACES FADE AS THE YEARS GO BY YET I TWILIGHT SPARKLE WANDER ON AS CLEAR AS THE SUN IN THE SUMMER SKY !\n\n\n\nIT'S MORE THAN A SPELL WHEN I HEAR DJ PON 3 MOTHER FUCKING BASS START MY DAY SHE USE TO PLAY (MORE THAN A SPELL)\nI BEGIN SCREAMING (MORE THAN A SPELL) 'TILL I SEE PRINCESS CELESTIA WALK AWAY I SEE PRINCESS CELESTIA WALKIN' AWAY ! WHEN I'M TIRED AND STUDING COLD I HIDE FROM EVIL WHORE NIGHTMARE MOON FORGET THE DAY AND SEE WHAT PONY LUNA I USE TO KNOW I TWILIGHT CLOSED MY EYES AND PRINCESS LUNA SLIPPED AWAY SHE THE BITCH SLIPPED AWAY ! \nIT'S MORE THAN A SPELL , WHEN I HEAR DJ PON 3 CRANK UP THAT MOTHER FUCKING BASS BITCHES YEAH THAT SHE USE TO PLAY ?\n\n(MORE THAN A SPELL) I BEGIN SCREAMING (MORE THAN A SPELL)\n'TILL I SEE PRINCESS CELESTIA WALK AWAY FROM WHAT HER EVIL CUNT SISTER PRINCESS LUNA BECAME NIGHTMARE MOON SO YEAH IT'S MORE THAN A SPELL !\n\n\nCHICAGO-SATURDAY WITH DERPY HOOVES IN THE PARK \n\n\nSATURDAY WITH DERPY HOOVES IN THE PARK \n\nI TWILIGHT SPARKLE THINK THAT SHE WAS A KLUTZY PEGASUS BITCH I KNOW THAT I DID NOT LIE .\nSATURDAY WITH DERPY HOOVES IN THE PARK I TWILIGHT SPARKLE THINK THAT SHE WAS A KLUTZY PEGASUS BITCH I KNOW THAT I DID NOT LIE .\nPONIES DANCING, PINKIE PIE LAUGHING, A FASHION PONY RARITY SELLING DRESSES AT CAROUSAL BOUTIQUE FLUTTERSHY SINGING PONY TONE SONGS CAN YOU DIG IT (YES I CAN SAY'S DERPY ) AND I'VE BEEN WAITING SUCH A LONG TIME ?\nFOR SATURDAY WHEN FUCKING LATE NOT ON TIME BITCH DERPY HOOVES DELIVERS THE DAMN MAIL ON TIME ?\n\n\nANOTHER DAY WITH DERPY HOOVES I TWILIGHT SPARKLE THINK THAT SHE WAS A KLUTZY PEGASUS BITCH I KNOW THAT I DID NOT LIE . ANOTHER DAY WITH DERPY HOOVES I TWILIGHT SPARKLE THINK THAT SHE WAS A KLUTZY PEGASUS BITCH I KNOW THAT I DID NOT LIE . PONIES TALKING , REALLY SMILING A PEGASUS STUNT FLYER NAMED RAINBOWDASH PLAYED A MEAN METALLICA RIFF ON THE GUITAR ( SHRED A SONG , SHRED A SONG AND SOAR ON ) PINKIE PIE SINGING FOR US ALL( SINGING FOR US )\nWILL YOU PONIES HELP PINKIE PIE SPREAD SOME CHEER IN THIS WORLD .\nCAN YOU DIG IT (YES, I CAN SAY'S DERPY ?)\n\nAND I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SUCH A LONG TIME FOR DERPY ?\n\nSTUNT FLYER RAINBOWDASH HAS THE RAINBOW COLORS OF THE DAY . A ADVENTURE SLUT PEGASUS BRONZE IN COLOR TELLS HER DANGEROUS FUCKING STORIES AS DARING DO TELLS HER OWN WAY ! LISTEN GROWN FILLES THAT GOT YOUR CUTIE MARKS FINALLY SWEETIE BELLE, APPLE BLOOM, AND SCOOTALOO ALL IS NOT LOST , ALL IS NOT LOST OH, NO,NO !\n\nFORTY DAYS IN THE DARK AND DERPY HOOVES THINK'S VALENTINES DAY IS EVERY DAY IN JULY ?\n\nFORTY DAYS IN THE DARK AND DERPY HOOVES THINK'S VALENTINES DAY IS EVERY DAY IN JULY?\nPONIES REACHING ON SHELVES , PONIES TOUCHING A PONYVILLE CELEBRATION ! \n\nWAITING FOR US ALL(WAITING FOR US ALL)\nIF WE PONIE REALLY WANT IT , REALLY WANT IT ?\nCAN YOU DIG IT (FUCK YES I BITCH DERPY CAN ?)\nAND I'VE WAITED SUCH A LONG TIME .\n\nFOR MY MAIL BITCH DERPY HOOVES WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ? \n\nHMMMMM I DERPY HOOVES SEEM TO MISPLACED IT !\n\nFUCK,FUCK, FUCK !\n\n\nTHE WHO- (TRIXIE) THE SHOWOFF MAGIC WIZARD\n\n\nEVER SINCE I WAS A MAGIC YOUNG FILLY,\nI'VE PLAYED SPELL FIRE BALL. FROM SHOW DOWN TO PONYVILLE I MUST HAVE TRICKED THEM ALL . \nBUT BITCH PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE AIN'T SEEN NOTHING LIKE ME TRIXIE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL IN ANY CIRCUS ACT... THAT RUDE WHORE , DUMB AND WIZARD PONY SURE LIGHT'S UP A MEAN FIREBALL !\nSHE STANDS LIKE AN SORCERESS , BECOME A EVIL SPELL OF HER AMULET. \nFEELING ALL THE POWER ALWAYS PLAYING DIRTY . SHE PLAYS HER FAUATION , THE HOURGLASS FALL.\nTHAT RUDE WHORE,DUMB AND WIZARD PONY SURE LIGHT'S UP A MEAN FIREBALL! \nSHE SURE IS THE TRIXIE THE SHOWOFF MAGIC WIZARD !\n\nTHERE IS A TWIST INDEED TRYING TO FOOL THE PONIES AS HER ALCHEMIST IS SO FUCKING DARK ABOVE HER WRIST.\n\n'HOW DO YOU THINK SHE DOES IT ?\nI RAINBOWDASH DO KNOW THAT RUDE ASS CUNT TRIXIE LIES ABOUT HER MAGIC ACT!!!\n\nWHAT MAKES HER SO GOOD WELL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE NEED HER ASS KICKED AROUND ?\n\nOH, SHE'S GOT MOTHER FUCKING DISTRACTIONS ALRIGHT SHE CAN'T HEAR NO PONIES OR WARNINGS! \nAS SHE SEE'S A FLASHIN' OF A ANGRY URSA MINOR AND HER MOTHER AS THEY SMELL TRIXIE AS SHE ISN'T SO SMART AFTER ALL AS YOU SEE HER FALL FROM THE CELESTIAL BEAR ATTACK. \n\n\nTHAT RUDE WHORE, DUMB AND WIZARD PONY SURE LIGHT'S UP A MEAN FIREBALL!\n\nSHE THOUGHT SHE WAS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SHOWOFF WIZARD BUT I PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE BITCH TOOK HER AMULET AWAY FROM HER .\n\nSHE'S NOT MY FAVORITE MAGIC PONY FABLE \nSHE CAN'T BEAT MY BEST MAGIC.\nHER DISCIPLES HATE HER IN PONYVILLE!\nAND SHE DOES THE REST. SHE'S GOT WICKED MAGIC HOOVES NEVER SEEN HER FALL...\nTHAT RUDE WHORE, DUMB AND WIZARD PONY SURE LIGHT'S UP A MEAN FIREBALL!\n\n\n\nAEROSMITH- BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN!\n\nI'M BACK\nI'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN!\nI'M BACK \nI'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN!\n\nHOOVIN' INTO PONYVILLE ALONE\nBY THE LIGHT OF THE NIGHTMAREMOON\nI'M LOOKING FOR DERPY HOOVES SHE KLUTZY PEGASUS\nDRUNK SLUT BERRY PUNCH GIMME A DRINK THAT'S WHEN THAT DRUNK PONY BERRY PUNCH GIVE ME A WINK .\n\nTHAT'D MAKE A GROWN STALLION DOCTOR WHOOVES CRY!\n\nI'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN !\nI'M BACK \nI'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN!\n\nUMM... YEAH PONIES GO EASY\nALRIGHT 'TIL I SEE THE AWESOME KICK ASS STUNT FLYER RAINBOWDASH IN THE RISING SUN \n\nI'M CALLING BACK TO MY PONIDIS TONIGHT \nI'M LIKE A UNICORNIC DRIVER PEELIN' OFF MY SEVERAL 900 YEAR OLD FACES AND ALIEN PONY CREATURES I'M TIMELORD SORE.\nFOUR GEM BITS GET YOU FASHION CLOTHES ON THE RACKS I DREAM FOR MORE. \nBASTARD DIAMOND DOGS USING POOR RARITY IN THEIR MINES \nOH, WOW TWILIGHT SPARKLE YOUR PUSSY IS SOAKING WET NO PONY TONGUE'S DRIER THAN MINE I'LL COME WHEN I GET BACK .\nI'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN !\nI'M BACK \nI'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN!\n\nI'M HOOVING, I'M LIKE A UNICORNIC DRIVER \nI'M HOOVING , I REALLY GOT A UNICORNLEK\nI'M HOOVING, I'M SHINING UP IN SPACE\nI'M HOOVING, THIS PONYMEN IS GONNA SPARK \n\nI'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN!\nI'M BACK \nI'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN!\nI'M BACK \nHOOVING' SKY \nHOOVING' SKY \nHOOVIN' SKY ALREADY !\n\nKISS- I WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY \n\n\nYOU PEGASUS SHOW US EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT \nYOU KEEP ON FLYING AND THE RAINBOOM STUNTS GETS HOT OUT OF YOUR MAGICAL ASS YOU RAINBOW DASH DRIVE DERPY HOOVES WILD , AND THAT PEGASUS WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY !\nYOU PONIES KEEP ON FUCKING SHOUTING, YOU PONIES KEEP ON FUCKING SHOUTING ! SO RAINBOW DASH SAYS ?\nI WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY \nI WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY \nI WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY \nI WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY \n\nYOU DERPY HOOVES KEEP ON SAYING HEY KICK ASS BITCH PEGASUS RAINBOW DASH DO YOU MINE IF I MAKE MUFFINS FOR AWHILE YOU'RE LOOKING 20% COOLER AND LIKE YOUR STYLE DERPY HOOVES! \n\nYOU RAINBOW DASH DRIVE DERPY HOOVES WILD, AND THAT PEGASUS WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY ! YOU PEGASUS SHOW US EVERYTHING YOU GOT DASHIE, DASHIE THAT'S QUITE A LOT .\nSO I DERPY HOOVES SAY YOU RAINBOW DASH DRIVE ME WILD AND THAT PEGASUS WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY !\n\nYOU PONIES KEEP ON SHOUTING, YOU PONIES KEEP ON SHOUTING !\nSO RAINBOW DASH SAYS ? \nI WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY\nI WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY\nI WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY \nI WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY\nI WANT TO KICK ASS AND FLY \n!\n\n\nDURAN DURAN-PONIES ON FILM\n\nSEE THEM WALKING HOOF IN HOOF ACROSS THE BRIDGE AT MIDNIGHT. PONIES HEADS TURNING AS THE LIGHTS FLASHING OUT IT'S SO BRIGHT. RARITY FASHION BITCH PONY WALK RIGHT OUT TO THE FOURLINE TRACK.\nTHERE'S PHOTO FINISH WITH CAMERA ROLLING ON HER BACK, ON HER BACK AND EVERYPONY SMILES OF THE RHYTHM HUMMING IN A FRENZY ALL WAY DOWN RARITY'S SPINE .\n\nPONIES ON FILM, PONIES ON FILM, PONIES ON FILM, PONIES ON FILM !\n\nGLITTERING, LIPSTICK PROMEGRANE ALL OVER PHOTO FINISH'S LENS AS SHE FAINTED \nIN A MILE OF DRUNK BERRY WINE THAT THE CRAZY INSANE PARANOID BITCH RARITY DOESN'T REMEMBER FALLING IN DEEP BLUE WATER WHERE SHE LIES ! AS HOITY TOTIY TRIES TO RESCUE RARITY FROM DROWNING IN THE OCEAN IN COLTSFORNIA IN THE TOWN OF SAND FILLY CISCO AS THE PONIES CROWD WATCHES AS RARITY IS PULLED BY HER HAIR AND IS PISSED OFF AT HIM FOR RUINING HER HAIR AGAIN !\n\nPONIES ON FILM (TWO MOONS LATER) PONIES ON FILM !\nPONIES ON FILM (GOT YOUR DRESSES SAPPHIRE SHORES PONY POP STAR ) PONIES ON FILM \n\nONE DAY RARITY COULDN'T POSE FOR PICTURES SO SHE LET QUIET SHY SLUT FLUTTERSHY TRY WITH WIDER SMILES YOU'D THINK SHE MADE A MILLION FUSES PUMPING LIVE HEAT TWISTING OUT ON A DESIRE \nTAKE ONE GLIMPSE FLUTTERSHY INTO THE NIGHT I'M TOUCHING CLOSE I'M HOLDING BRIGHT, HOLDING TIGHT \nSHE GIVING ME HELL IN A WHISPER TAKE ME OFF THIS FUCKING FASHION DESIGN I'M NOT A SHOOTING STAR I FLUTTERSHY QUIT PHOTO FINISH I CAN'T DAMNIT YOU IMPATIENE BITCH I RATHER TAKE CARE OF ANIMALS INSTEAD OF BEING PONIES ON FILM PONIES ON FILM (SHE'S MORE THAN A KIND ONE ) PONIES ON FILM \nPONIES ON FILM (TWO MOONS LATER) PONIES ON FILM \nPONIES ON FILM (ME AND RARITY ARE FRIENDS I FLUTTERSHY DON'T LIKE TO DO FUCKING FASHION DESIGN THAT'S NOT ME WITH RARITY TOGETHER)PONIES ON FILM \nPONIES ON FILM (SEE YOU LATER RARITY?)PONIES ON FILM \nPONIES ON FILM (WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE SAPPHIRE SHORES?) PONIES ON FILM !\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFITZ AND TANTRUM- HOOVES CLAP\n\n(TURN IT UP SEXY BITCH DJ PON 3)\n\nSOMEPONY DANCE YOUR SOUL 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN PARTYING TOO MUCH IN PONYVILLE YEAH PINKIE PIE GETTING INTO TOO MANY TROUBLES , ALL THESE FUCKING PONIES DRUNK GOT YOU LOSING CONTROL YOU'RE LIKE A MAGIC TO ME, A LIQUOR , MY SWEETS AND BOLD I WANT THE PARTY LIFE SAYS PINKIE PIE , EVERY GOOD NIGHT BERRY PUNCH YOU FUCKING WHORE WASTED DRUNK PONY YOU'RE A HARD ONE TO HOLD. \n' CAUSE YOU PONIES DON'T EVEN KNOW ?\nI DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP SAID I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP !\n\nSOMEPONY DANCE YOUR SOUL 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN PARTYING TOO MUCH IN PONYVILLE YEAH PINKIE PIE GETTING INTO TOO MANY TROUBLES , ALL THESE FUCKING PONIES DRUNK GOT YOU LOSING CONTROL YOU'RE LIKE A MAGIC TO ME A LIQUOR, MY SWEETS AND BOLD I WANT YOUR SEX BASTARD PET GUMMY YOU CAN'T BITE BUT YOU CAN FUCK MY SUGARY COCAINE PUSSY MY AWESOME ALLIGATOR WITH YOUR AFFECTION WHEN YOUR SCREWING MY ASS SO CLOSE ! \n\n'CAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ?\nI DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP!\nSAID I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP !\nEVERY NIGHT WHEN NIGHTMARE MOON COME OUT SHE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF THE PONIES WHEN DEMON SLUT IS AROUND ?\nNEED TO BELIEVE YOU DISCORD COULD HOLD ME FLUTTERSHY DOWN \"CAUSE YOUR CHAOS IS SOMETHIN ' GOOD RIGHT NOW WE COULD BE FLOATING ON YOUR CEILING SCREAMIN' TILL THE SUN COMES OUT AND WHEN WE WAKE WE'D BE THE ONLY SOUND IN YOUR VOID PORTAL HOUSE DISCORD YOU NAUGHTY BASTARD YOU !\n\nGET ON MY KNEES AND WAIT FOR THE CHOCOLATE RAIN (THAT I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP !)\nTHAT I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP!)\n(TURN IT UP SEXY BITCH DJPON3)\nTHAT I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP !\n\nMY KINDNESS KNOWS DISCORD YOU TRY TO SHOW YOUR WORST AND BEST, DON'T EVER DENY YOUR LIKE A STRANGER , GIMME FLUTTERSHY DANGER, ALL YOUR WRONGS AND BETRAYED WITH YOUR RIGHTS WITH TIREK MADE A FUCKING FOOL OUT OF YOU AND TRIED TO DESTROY YOU ! TIREK HIS SECRETS ON PONYVILLE TO THE TARTARUS PRISON WAS NOT HIS FREEWAY , HE WAS A TERRIBLE KEEPER OF MAGIC CRIMES FEAR NO ERECTION, RAPES OF WRATH CAN ONLY SWEETEN YOUR WINE .\n\nBUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW \nI DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP !\nSAID I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP !\n\nEVERY NIGHT WHEN NIGHTMAREMOON COME OUT SHE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF THE PONIES WHEN DEMON SLUT IS AROUND?\n\nNEED YOU TO BELIEVE YOU DISCORD COULD HOLD ME FLUTTERSHY DOWN 'CAUSE YOUR CHAOS IS SOMETHIN' GOOD RIGHT NOW WE COULD BE FLOATING ON YOUR CEILING SCREAMIN' TILL THE SUN COMES OUT AND WHEN WE'D BE THE ONLY SOUND IN YOUR VOID PORTAL HOUSE DISCORD YOU NAUGHTY BASTARD YOU !\nGET ON MY KNEES AND WAIT FOR THE CHOCOLATE RAIN \n(THAT I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP!)\nTHAT I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP!\nTHAT I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP!\nTHAT I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP!\nSO CAN I DISCORD GET A HOOVES CLAP MOTHER FUCKING BEAUTIFUL SHY PONY FLUTTERSHY !\n\n\n\n\n\nROD STEWART- I'M BLUEBLOOD DO YOU RARITY THINK I'M SEXY ?\n\nBASTARD,BASTARD !\nRARITY SITS ALONE AT THE GALA WAITING FOR HER PONY CHARMING. BLUEBLOOD IS SO NERVOUS AVOIDING ALL THE QUESTIONS THAT STALLION'S LIPS ARE DRY , RARITY'S HEART IS GENTLY POUNDING SHE SAY'S DO I KNOW WHAT EXACTLY WHAT HE'S THINKING ? HEY RARITY IF YOU WANT MY BODY AND YOU THINK BLUEBLOOD IS SEXY COME ON BITCH LET ME KNOW .\n\nIF YOU REALLY NEED ME JUST REACH WITH YOUR HOOVES RARITY AND TOUCH ME COME ON BITCH TELL ME SO \nTELL ME SO WHORE ! \nBLUEBLOOD ACTING SHY LOOKING FOR AN ANSWER.\nCOME ON BITCH LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER \nWHAT THE FUCK YOU PRICK YOU CALL ME RARITY A BITCH SO GIVE ME A MINUTE TO CALL PINKIE PIE TO KICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS JACKASS ! \nSHE DANCES WITH BLUE BLOOD BUT HIS HEART IS IN THE WRONG PLACE HE'S ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT FUCKING AND HERE HE KEEPS SAYING ? HEY RARITY IF YOU WANT MY BODY AND YOU THINK BLUEBLOOD IS SEXY COME ON BITCH TELL ME SO . \nIF YOU REALLY NEED ME JUST REACH WITH YOUR HOOVES RARITY AND TOUCH ME COME ON BITCH LET ME KNOW?\nBLUEBLOOD COCK'S BEATING LIKE CUM 'COS AT LAST HE'S CREAMED ON RARITY'S FACE AND HE TRIES TO SAY TO HER WE'RE ALONE NOW ! HE AND RARITY WAKE UP AS PINKIE PIE AND FLUTTERSHY GET'S THE BIRDS TO SING FOR WHO THAT RUDE BASTARD STALLION STRANGER BLUEBLOOD BUT DID YOU HAVE FUCKING SEX WITH ME NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS THINKING OUTSIDE IT'S SNOWING IN PONYVILLE WITH MISTY AND RAINING AS I THOUGHT RAINBOWDASH WAS CHECKING ON THE DAMN WEATHER . OH, PINKIE PIE IS COMPLAINING AS SHE SAY'S WOW I'M OUT OF SWEETS AND CAKE FUCK HAAA RARITY NEVER MIND BITCH WE CAN WATCH THE EARLY MOVIE.\n\nHE SAYS HEY RARITY IF YOU WANT MY BODY AND YOU THINK BLUEBLOOD IS SEXY COME ON BITCH LET ME KNOW ?\nIF YOU REALLY NEED ME JUST REACH WITH YOUR HOOVES RARITY AND TOUCH ME COME ON BITCH TELL ME SO ?\nIF YOU REALLY NEED ME JUST REACH WITH YOUR HOOVES RARITY AND TOUCH ME COME ON BITCH LET ME KNOW?\n(RARITY VERSE)\nIF I RARITY LOVE YOU , LOVE YOU, AND YOU NEED ME ?\nJUST I FUCKING LET YOU KNOW \nI WON'T REACH OUT FOR YOU TO TOUCH ME ?\nNO I REALLY DON'T FUCKING WANT YOU ?\nCOME ON BASTARD I WILL LET YOU GO \nIF I REALLY HATE YOU I WON'T PLEASE YOU AND DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME IF I ,IF I IF YOU MUST GO TO HELL I DON'T NEED YOU BLUE BLOOD AND YOUR NOT THAT SEXY AND NO I DON'T WANT YOUR FILLY WHORE BABIES COMING OUT MY SHITHOLE SO I TOLD YOU SO YOU MOTHER FUCKING JERK !!!\n\n\n\n\nALICECOOPER- SCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS\n\n\nWELL WE GOT NO CHOICE \n\nALL THE FILLY'S AND COLT'S \nMAKIN' ALL THE MOTHERFUCKER NOISE\n'CAUSE THE FILLY'S FOUND NEW MUSIC \nWELL WE CAN'T SALUTE YA\nCAN'T FIND PONYVILLE FLAG \nIF THAT DON'T SUIT YA \nTHAT'S A DRAG \nSCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS \nSCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER FOR SWEETIE BELL, APPLE BLOOM AND SCOOTALOO !\nSCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FOR SUMMER !\nSCHOOL'S BEEN BLOWN TO PIECES \n\nNO MORE MAGIC \nNO MORE SPELLS\nNO MORE OF WHORE CHEERILEE TEACHER'S DIRTY LOOKS \n\nWELL WE PONIES GOT NO CLASS \nAND WE GOT UNICORNIPLES (UNICORNIPLES)\nWE AIN'T GOT NO INNOCENCE\nWE CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A WORD THAT TIME .\n\nSCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FOR SUMMER !\nSCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER FOR SWEETIE BELL, APPLE BLOOM AND SCOOTALOO!\nSCHOOL'S BEEN BLOWN TO PIECES \nNO MORE MAGIC \nNO MORE SPELLS \nNO MORE OF WHORE CHEERILEE TEACHER'S DIRTY LOOKS\nWELL WE PONIES GOT NO CLASS AND WE GOT NO UNICORNIPLES (UNICORNIPLES)\nWE AIN'T GOT NO INNOCENCE \nWE CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A WORD THAT TIME.\nSCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FOR SUMMER !\nSCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER FOR SWEETIE BELL, APPLE BLOOM AND SCOOTALOO! \nOUR FUCKING SCHOOL'S BEEN BLOWN TO PIECES \nNO MORE MAGIC \nNO MORE SPELLS \nNO MORE OF WHORE CHEERILEE TEACHER'S DIRTY LOOKS \nWE BITCHES CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS ARE OUT FOR SUMMER!!!\nOUT 'TIL MOTHER FUCKING FALL\nWE BITCHES MIGHT NOT COME BACK AT ALL !\n\nSCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER FOR SWEETIE BELL, APPLE BLOOM AND SCOOTALOO!\n\nSCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FOR SUMMER !\nSCHOOL'S OUT WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING BASS FEVER YEAH BITCHES I'M DJ PON 3 !\nSCHOOL'S OUT COMPLETELY WITH THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS !\n\n\nMOTORHEAD- BAT FACE PONY \n\nBIG-TIME POOR SHY PONY , OUT YOUR PAIN !\nANGEL BUNNY BASTARD, OUTSIDE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER FRIEND, O MY , LOOK OUT TWILIGHT SPARKLE GIVE IT UP, TWIST AND SHOUT , SLUT FLUTTERSHY IS NO MORE .\nBAT FACE PONY, BAT FACE PONY , FLYING RODENT HERO, RIDE AND JOY! \nBAT FACE PONY, BAT FACE PONY, BITCH WEIRDO BAT HYBRID PONY , BAT FACE PONY !\nGET DOWN THIS IS PINKIE PIE , DAMN STRAIGHT , HIDE OUT, NIGHT AND DAY, NO SASS , UP TREETOP WHERE YOU GONNA STAY, SCREECH STRAIGHT, TREE BASE, HIDE DOWN WIN THE RACE.\n\nBAT FACE PONY, BAT FACE PONY, FLYING RODENT HERO, RIDE AND JOY!\nBAT FACE PONY, BAT FACE PONY, BATPONY ZERO, BAT FACE PONY .\nSTAY OUT, GONE HOME IN THE DARK, RIGHT ON MAKE IT BACK TO US FLUTTERSHY PLEASE I'M RARITY SO GET DOWN, BE STILL, MAKE IT UP, DON'T FUCKING GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK.\nDO RIGHT, MAIN MAGIC, BACK DOWN ON YOUR HOOVES. \nBAT FACE PONY,BAT FACE PONY, FLYING RODENT HERO, RIDE AND JOY!\nBAT FACE PONY , BAT FACE PONY, FLUTTERSHY SCARY CUNT BATPONY FULLMOON WEIRDO, BAT FACE PONY !\n\n\n\n\n\nQUEENRYCHE-THE PONY WORE BLACK \n\nON A LONELY WALK IN PONYVILLE THIS MORNING A LIGHT MIST IN THE AIR DARK NIGHTMAREMOON CLOUDS LAUGHING AT ME IN SILENCE.\nCASTING SHADOWS THROUGH MY PONY HAIR\nIN THE DISTANCE I SAW A PONY DRESSED IN BLACK WITH EYES OF GREY SHE WORE HER PAIN LIKE A WINDEGO SPIRIT.\nMAGICAL LIFE WAS HER DEBT TO PAY \nTHE PONY WORE BLACK \nIT'S THE SIGN OF THE CHANGELING LIVES\nTHE PONY WORE BLACK\nHER EVIL MAGIC CALLS ME \nTHE PONY WORE BLACK !\nHER LOVE CAN SET ME FREE\nTHE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE WHISPERED A WARNING SPELL TELLING ME PRINCESS CADANCE TO BEWARE OF THE IMPOSTOR CUNT OF HELL SHADOWED CHANGELING QUEEN\nAND THE SADNESS I WOULD SHARE!\nWE SAT TOGETHER FOR SOMETIME TOGETHER IN SILENCE \nNEVER SPEAKING IN WORDS OF ALL HER BETRAYING THOUGHTS SHE SPOKE WITH HER WICKED EYES AND I LISTENED REMEMBERING ALL I HEARD !\nTHE PONY WORE BLACK \nITS THE SIGN OF THE CHANGELING LIVES \nTHE PONY WORE BLACK\nSEE THE YEARS THROUGH FIRE IN HER EYES \nTHE PONY WORE BLACK!\nHER EVIL MAGIC CALLS ME\nTHE PONY WORE BLACK \nHER LOVE CAN SET ME FREE \nTHE WORDS OF HER HIVE KINGDOM WERE OF FORGOTTEN TIMES AND OF ALL KNOWLEDGE GAINED \nMEMORIES I HAD AND DIDN'T KNOW WHY?\nWITH A SMILE SHE EXPLAINED I SHOULD OF FUCKING DESTROYED YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE OF WINDS COLD WARNING AND YOU SHOULD OF WALKED THE OTHER WAY.\n\n\nI WAS MISTAKEN WITH HER SOUL AND NOW I BEAR HER SENTENCE BUT FOR HER I'M IN HELL I'LL GLADLY SAY?\nTHE PONY WORE BLACK !\nITS THE SIGN OF THE CHANGELING LIVES \nTHE PONY WORE BLACK!\nSEE THE YEARS THROUGH FIRE IN HER EYES \nTHE PONY WORE BLACK!\nHER EVIL MAGIC CALLS ME\nTHE PONY WORE BLACK!\nHER LOVE CAN SET ME FREE !\n\n\nSCORPIONS-RAINBOWDASH SOAR YOU LIKE A HURRICANE\n\nIT'S EARLY IN PONYVILLE \nTHE SUN COME OUT\nLAST NIGHT WAS SHAKING AND PRETTY LOUD !\nOPALENCE IS PURRING AND SHE SCRATCHES MY PONY SKIN SO WHAT IS WRONG WITH ANOTHER GIN THE BITCH IS ANGRY I RARITY NEED TO TELL SO GIVE HER INCHES TO ROAM !\nI FEED HER WELL MORE DAYS TO COME NEW PLACES IN EQUESTRIA TO GO I'VE GOT TO LEAVE IT'S TIME FOR PEGASUS FLYER SHOW !\nHERE I'AM , RAINBOWDASH SOAR YOU LIKE A HURRICANE \nHERE I'AM RAINBOWDASH SOAR YOU LIKE A HURRICANE \nMY BODY IS RAINBOOMING IT STARTS TO SHOUT \nDESIRE IS COMING IT BREAKS OUT LOUD LUST IS IN THE RAGE TILL STORM BREAKS LOOSE JUST HAVE TO FLY IT WITH SOMEONE I CHOOSE THE NIGHT IS CALLING I HAVE TO SOAR THE MAGIC IS HUNGRY SHE RUNS THE SKIES SHE'S LICKING HER LIPS SHE READY TO WIN ON THE STUNT TONIGHT FOR LOVE AT FIRST WING \nHERE I'AM , RAINBOWDASH SOAR YOU LIKE A HURRICANE !\nHERE I'AM , RAINBOWDASH SOAR YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!\nHERE I'AM , RAINBOWDASH SOAR YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!\nHERE I'AM YOUR AWESOME 20% COOLER KICK ASS BITCH RAINBOWDASH SOAR YOU LIKE HURRICANE MOTHER FUCKERS !\n \n\nBONUS TRACK -LADY GAGA- DERPY FACE AND \nBEASTIE BOYS- PINKIE PIE HAS A RIGHT TO PARTY !\n\nMMUMMM-FINS MUUUUUMMM-FINS MUFFINS!\nMMUMMM-FINS MUUUUUMMM-FINS MUFFINS !\nMMUMMM-FINS MUUUUUMMM-FINS MUFFINS !\nMMUMMM-FINS MUUUUUMMM-FINS MUFFINS!\nMMUMMM-FINS MUUUUUMMM-FINS MUFFINS !\n\nI WANNA MAKE DELIVERIES LIKE DO IN CLOUDS DALE \nFOLD EM LETTERS RAISE IT RAINBOW DASH AS YOU SOAR WITH ME , I LOVE IT .\nKLUTZ AND CONDITION PLAY THE CARDS I SEND OH FUCK I SENT THE WRONG OLD MAID PONY POST CARDS TO START AND AFTER THE PONIES ARE PISSED AT ME THEY ARE THE ONES THAT WILL BE PLAYING MY HEART !\n\nOH, OH OH \nI'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE BITCH TO SHOW HER I'M NOT THAT HOT ! \nOH,OH OH \nI'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE BITCH TO SHOW HER I'M NOT THAT HOT !\n\nNO WHORE DRAMA QUEEN RARITY YOU CAN'T READ MY ,CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE ! \nNO SHY SLUT PEGASUS FLUTTERSHY YOU CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE ! (SHE GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)\nNO PINKIE PIE FUCKING COCAINE WHORE DRUG ADDICT PONY YOU CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE !\nNO FARM BITCH APPLE JACK YOU CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE! (SHE GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)\nD-D-D- DERPY FACE, D-D-DERPY FACE \n(MUM MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS )\n\nI WANNA DO MAGIC SHOWS WITH TRIXIE A HARD PAIR OF BITCHES WE WILL BE A LITTLE DANGER IS FUN WHEN YOUR WITH ME DERPY YOU DAMN KLUTZY SILLY CUNT I LOVE IT !\n\n\nTHE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE IS NOT THE SAME WHEN I WANT A LION TO EAT ME IS ASKING FOR FUCKING DEATH ROULETTE WITHOUT THE SPELL AND DERPY WHEN IT'S SMILES IT'S NOT THAT TOUGH IT MUST BE FUN, FUN .\nOH,OH OH \nI'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE BITCH TO SHOW HER I'M NOT THAT HOT !\nOH,OH OH \nI'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE BITCH TO SHOW HER I'M NOT THAT HOT ! \nNO WHORE DRAMA QUEEN YOU CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE !(SHE GOT CROSSED -EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)\nNO SHY SLUT PEGASUS FLUTTERSHY YOU CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE ! (SHE GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)\nD-D-D- DERPY FACE , D-D- DERPY FACE !\n(MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS )\nD-D-D-DERPY FACE, D-D- DERPY FACE !\n(MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS )\n(MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS)\n(MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS)\n\nI CAN'T MAKE DELIVERIES \nI WILL KISS YOU OR HUG YOU PINKIE PIE \nCAUSE I'M LOOKING FOR MY MUFFINS \nI'M HOT FLYING I'M JUST KLUTZY WITH MY CROSS-EYES RUNNING \nJUST LIKE MY PARTNER IN THE PONIDIS TAKE ME TO GALLOPFREE AS WAY OUT I PROMISE. PROMISE THAT I'D STAY WITH YOU DOCTOR WHOOVES CHECK HIS TIE BECAUSE HE IS MARVELOUS.\nNO PINKIE PIE FUCKING COCAINE WHORE DRUG ADDICT YOU CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE !\n(SHE GOT CROSSED -EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)\nNO FARM BITCH APPLE JACK YOU CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE !\n(SHE GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)\n\nCAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY NO BASTARD HORNY DRAGON SPIKE READ MY DERPY FACE !\n(SHE'S GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)\nCAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY NO PRINCESS CELESTIA YOU FUCKING WHORE CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE !\n(SHE'S GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)\nNO BROTHER BIG MAC YOU DAMN BASTARD YOU CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE !\n(SHE'S GOT CROSSED- EYED LOVE SOMEPONY) \nCAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY NO YOU FUCKING CUNT OF HELL QUEEN CHRYSALIS YOU CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE !\n(SHE'S GOT CROSSED- EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)\nD-D-D DERPY FACE, D-D-DERPY FACE \nD-D-D-DERPY FACE, D-D- DERPY FACE\n(SHE'S GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)\nD-D-D -DERPY FACE , D-D-DERPY FACE\nD-D-D- DERPY FACE, D-D- DERPY FACE \n(SHE'S GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)\nD-D-D- DERPY FACE , D-D-DERPY FACE \n(MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS)\nD-D-D- DERPY FACE, D-D-DERPY FACE \n(MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS )\nD-D-D- DERPY FACE D-D- DERPY FACE \n(MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS )\nD-D-D- DERPY FACE , D-D- DERPY FACE \n\n(STARLIGHT GLIMMER YOU FUCKING WHORE, CUNT, BITCH DID YOU EAT ALL MY MUMMMMMMM-FINS YOU COULD OF HAD A FEW BUT NO YOU HAD TO EAT ALL OF MY MUFFFFINS MUFFFFFINS MUFFFFFINS I'M DERPY HOOVES MOTHERFUCKING CULT STEALING TALENTS YOU HELLISH RUDE CUNT SO NO YOU CAN'T SEE MY DERPY FACE \n(MUM MUM MUMMMM-FINS BUY ME SOME MORE MUFFINS YOU RUDELY ATE ALL YOU BITCH !!!)\n\nBEASTIE BOYS- PINKIE PIE HAS A RIGHT TO PARTY !\n\n\n\n\n\nJAM IT !\n\nI WAKE UP LATE FOR SUGAR CUBE CORNER WOW WAY TO GO \nYOU ASK APPLE JACK WHORE PLEASE ? BUT THE FARM PONY STILL SAYS NO !\nYOU MISSED TWO CAKE ORDERS AND GOT LOTS OF WORK \nBUT CHEERLIE TEACHER SAYS THAT DRUG ADDICT PINKIE PIE TEACHES CLASS LIKE WE KNOW SHE'S A JERK .\nPINKIE PIE HAS A RIGHT TO PARTY !\nYOUR FATHER IGNEOUS ROCK CATCHES MAUD PIE AND SISTER SLUT PINKIE PIE SMOKING WEED , HE SAYS WHAT THE FUCK DIANA PINKAMEANIA PIE YOU BEEN GETTING HIGH ON YOUR STASH OF OVER YEAR ON JOINTS IN A DAY DAMN, LIVING ON THE ROCK FARM IS SUCH A DRAG NOW MARBLE PIE THAT BITCH THREW AWAY YOUR BEST CUMMING STALLION MAG \n(BUSTED!)\nPINKIE PIE HAS A RIGHT TO PARTY !\nYOU GOTTA SMILE \nPINKAMEANIA DON'T STEP OUT THIS HOUSE IF THOSE CLOTHES MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THAT SINGER SLUT VULGARONNA I'LL KICK YOU PARTY PONY WHORE OUT IF YOU DON'T TRIM THAT HAIR.\n\nPINKIE'S MOM BUST IN AND SAID , WHAT'S THAT NOISE ?\n\nOH, IT'S MY DJ PON 3 MOTHERFUCKING BAD ASS BITCH IN THE HOUSE SHE GOT THE JAMS AND YOUR JUST FUCKING PISSED OFF I'M HAVING A PARTY WITH MY DRUNK PARTY FRIENDS !\nPINKIE PIE GOT RIGHT TO PARTY !\nPINKIE PIE GOT A RIGHT TO PARTY !\nWUBBBB WUBBBBB BITCHES TIME TO PARTY , PARTY YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT BECAUSE I SAID MOTHER FUCKING PINKIE PIE HAS A RIGHT TO PARTY !\nMOTHER FUCKING PINKIE PIE HAS A RIGHT TO PARTY !\nTO PARTY TO PARTY TO PARTY !\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "UNICORNIA-13 PONIFIED  IRON MAIDEN FUCK YEAH COMING LATER ON !

AFRAID TO SEND LUNA TO THE MOON

BE EVIL OR BE BANISHED

FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA

BRING YOUR WHORE PONY TO THE CHANGELING QUEEN

HOLY HIGH WITH TREEHUGGER

CAN I BE A CHAOS GOD ?

THE EVIL THAT BITCH STARLIGHT GLIMMER DO

EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT

PONY YEARS

2 MINUTES FOR NIGHTMARE MOON

THE DOCTOR WHOOVES

THE MAGIC OF THE  TIREK

RUN TO THE PRANKSTER

HALLOWED BECAME DEATH SOMBRA?S NAME

IRON WILL
"AFRAID TO SEND LUNA TO THE MOON"

LYING AWAKE IN MY CASTLE AT NIGHT I PRINCESS CELESTIA WIPE THE SWEAT FROM MY BROW. BUT IT'S THE FEAR OF MY WHORE SISTER TURNED INTO NIGHTMARE MOON? COS' I'D RATHER SLEEP NOW!  TRYING TO VISUALISE THE HORRORS THAT WILL LAY AHEAD. THE MOON MOUND A DEMONIC GROUND. WHEN IT COMES TO THE TIME ARE WE BITTER SISTERS IN CRIME ?  WHEN IT COMES TO THE TIME WE''LL BE READY TO TRY. PONIES LET ME GO NOW AND FINISH WHAT'S TO BE DONE TO MY WHORE SISTER LUNA!  THY CASTLE COME THY SHAL BE BANISHED TO THE MOON . TRYING TO JUSTIFY TO MY SISTER REASONS  TO GO . SHOULD WE LIVE AND LET LIVE FORGET OR FORGIVE YOU SISTER LUNA FOR WHAT YOU DONE?
BUT HOW COULD I BE FOOLISH TO SEND MY OWN FUCKING SISTER TO THE MOON ON THIS WAY ? NIGHTMAREMOON'S REIGN OF CORRUPTION MUST END AND SHE KNOWS  DEEP DOWN THERE'S NO OTHER WAY NO TRUST , NO REASONING , NO MORE TO SAY AFRAID TO SEND LUNA TO THE MOON  ! AFRAID TO SEND LUNA TO THE MOON!



"BE KIND OR BE BANISHED "


COVERED IN PODS  AND DRIPPING WITH ACID CUM MAKING YOU PONIES TRAPPED IN SLIME AND FROM FILTH. PARADING MY FUCKING CHANGELINGS BELLIES IN QUEEN CHRYSALIS TOWERS. INFECTING OUR LIVES IN YOUR SCHEMES AND YOUR POWERS. YOU PRINCESS CELESTIA GOT TO WATCH THEM- BE KIND OR BE BANISHED !  KING SOMBRA'S IN HEAVEN -  THE CRYSTAL EVIL BASTARD PONY IN YOUR HEAD. YOU PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE GOT TO WATCH THEM- BE KIND OR BE BANISHED. BE KIND OR BE BANISHED- BE KIND OR BE BANISHED !  SEE... WHAT BITCH PONY IS RULING ALL OUR LIVES. SEE... WHORE TRIXIE PULLING THE STRINGS. I BET YOU TRIXIE WON'T FALL ON YOUR FACE ...  YOUR BELLY WILL HOLD YOU IN YOUR PLACE. THE DISCORD IS CRAWLING INSIDE YOUR EAR  HE SAYS YOU MUST VOTE FOR CHAOS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. DON'T MATTER WHAT'S WRONG AS LONG AS YOU'RE ALRIGHT SO PULL YOURSELF STUPID PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND ROB YOURSELF BLIND. GOT TO BE KIND OR BE BANISHED !  BE KIND OR BE BANISHED !  BE KIND OR BE BANISHED !


"FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA"


I AM THE PARTY PONY THAT WALKS ALONE AND WHEN I'M WALKING A PONYVILLE ROAD AT NIGHT OR LAUGHING THROUGH THE EVERFREE FOREST.  WHEN LIGHT IN MY  EYES BEGIN TO CHANGE I PINKIE PIE SOMETIMES FEEL A LITTLE STRANGE. A LITTLE CREEPY WHEN I'M DARK.  FEAR OF PINKAMENIA, FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA. PONIES HAVE THIS CONTANT FEAR THAT MY SMILE ALWAYS NEAR. FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA, FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA!  I HAVE A TWISTED LAUGHING PHOBIA THAT PINKIE PIE IS ALWAYS NEAR. HAVE I EVER SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF FLUTTERSHY YEAH THAT BITCH CAN'T EVEN FACE MY DARK SIDE AS I RUN MY HOOVES DOWN THE  PITCH BLACK WALL AND FELT HER NECK SKIN CRAWL WHEN YOUR SEARCHING FOR PINKIE PIE PARTY PONY BUT PERHAPS THE PLAYFUL SIDE OF HER WANTS TO FUCKING PLAY WITH YOU HAAAAAA ! SOMETIMES I DON'T EVEN KNOW MYSELF THE SUGAR RUSH SLUT PONY PINKIE PIE WHEN I'M SMILING EVIL AT THE CORNER OF THE ROOM. OH PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE I'M WATCHING YOU .  HAVE YOU TWILIGHT SPARKLE BEEN ALONE TONIGHT  THOUGHT YOU RARITY HEARD HOOF STEPS BEHIND AND TURN AROUND AND PARTY PONY ISN'T THERE ? AND AS YOU QUICKEN UP YOUR PACE YOU FIND IT SCARY TO LOOK AT PINKIE PIE AGAIN ! BECAUSE YOU RAINBOWDASH SMART ASS AIR PEGASUS DON'T KNOW THAT SOMEONE OR PARTY PONY WAS THERE!  PINKIE PIE WATCHING HORROR FLIMS THE NIGHT BEFORE. DEBATING TWITCHES AND FUTURE SENSES THE PARTY PONY WEIRD ASS UNKNOWN VIBES TROUBLES YOUR MIND.
MAYBE YOUR PONY MIND IS PLAYING TRICKS. YOU TENSE AND SUDDENLY EYES FIX.  FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA,  FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA,  PONIES HAVE THIS CONSTANT FEAR THAT MY SMILES ALWAYS NEAR. FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA, FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA,  I HAVE A TWISTED LAUGHING PHOBIA THAT PINKIE PIE IS ALWAYS NEAR. WHEN I'M WALKING A PONYVILLE ROAD. I AM THE PARTY PONY THAT WALKS ALONE.


"BRING YOUR WHORE PONY... .... TO THE CHANGELING QUEEN "


FLUTTERSHY IT'S GETTING CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT AND ALL THE MYTHS ARE STILL IN PONYVILLE. TRUE EVIL ON YOUR LINEN BITE THE PILLOW MAKE NO SOUND. IF THERE'S A LIVING TO BE DONE BEFORE YOUR LIFE BECOMES YOUR POD. YOU'D BETTER KNOW CHRYSALIS IS THE ONE. SO ZOMBIFY YOUR BACK DOOR INVITE ME AROUND.  FLUTTERSHY IT'S GETTING CLOSE TO DAY BREAK THE CELESTIA SUN IS CREEPING IN THE SKY NO PATENT POTIONS FOR HEARTACHE JUST EMPTY WORDS AND PINKIE PIE. SO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES FLUTTERSHY ASSUME AN ATTITUDE YOU JUST KNOW CHRYSALIS WHORE THAT I'LL BE WAITING  COS YOU FUCKING PONIES KNOW I'M SWARMING SOON !  SO PICK UP YOUR FOOLISH PRIDE NO WHERE TO HIDE NO WAY, NO PLACE IN THE HIVE. BRING YOUR WHORE PONY ...  ... TO THE CHANGELING QUEEN !  BRING YOUR WHORE PONY... ...TO THE CHANGELING QUEEN ! LET HER GO, LET HER GO , LET HER GO!


"HOLY HIGH WITH TREE HUGGER"


AURA IN ME  SEND ME BITS HIPPIE PONY LOST AND SHE SAY'S THAT IS FUNNY. BUT I FLUTTERSHY YOU SO CALLED TOKE SMOKING WHORE PONY ARE MAKING DISCORD A JOKE. FLUTTERSHY YOU MISSED OUT WHAT I CALL MY BROWNIES AS FLUTTERSHY ALMOST CHOKED.  SHE CHOOSE WHAT SHE WANT'S YOU TO HEAR - SHE'S SO HIGH  SHE LEAVES OUT THE TRUTH AS SHE'S WATCHING YOU FLUTTERSHY FLY. TOKING YOUR SOUL BY TAKING YOUR BITS FLIES AROUND  PARASPRITE SHIT, BEES ROUND HONEY!  HOLY HIGH WITH TREE HUGGER ! HOLY HIGH WITH TREE HUGGER!  PLENTY , BAD DRUGS FOR THE CANABIS TO SMOKE FEED'EM IN TREAT FIRST THIS IS NO JOKE  THIS IS WEED WORK MAKING HOLY HIGH WITH TREE HUGGER!  FLUTTERSHY IS FUCKING SHOCKED THAT HER WHORE HIGH PONY FRIEND HAD BESTIALITY WITH SOME REPTILE FRIENDS AS THEY CAME IN HER AT THE END !
LIGHTING UP MARY JAY  LIGHTING UP OPIUM HOLY TREE HUGGER LOOKS  CROCODILE SMILES OF THE SEX THEY HAD WITH WHORE HIGH PONY TREE HUGGER AS THEY WAIT AWHILE. TILL THE BITCH MAGIC QUEEN  TRIXIE  GETS HER TRICKS CLEAN  I'VE LIVED IN TOKELAND I'VE LIVED WITH DISCORD AND I FLUTTERSHY SMELL CLEANER THAN THE SHIT YOU'RE IN TREE HUGGER ! SHE AIN'T RELIGIOUS BUT SHE AIN'T NO FOOL WHEN NEIGHA BUILT HIS ARK IS WAS NEW TWO BY TWO THEY'RE STILL GOING DOWN AND THE PINKIE PIE CIRCUS HAS LEFT TOWN . I THINK SHE'S STRANGE WHEN SHE PLAYS DEAD SHE CAN HAVE AN JOINT IN HER BED .  FRIEND OF THE PRINCESS OF CANTERLOT- DICK OF THE TALE  NOW SHE'S NOT GOT A PRAYER - 100 YEARS IN BANISHMENT  TREE HUGGER THAT IS ?


"CAN I BE A CHAOS GOD ?

GIVE ME THE SENSE TO WANDER
WANDER UNTIL I'M FREE
GIVE ME THE SENSE OF WANDER TO KNOW I CAN BE ME DISCORD HAAAAAA !  GIVE ME STRENGTH TO BREAK OUT OF THIS STONE TO HOLD MY HEAD UP HIGH YES ?
SPIT BACK IN YOUR FACE PRINCESS FUCKING WHORE CELESTIA BECAUSE I DON'T NEED NO KEY TO UNLOCK YOUR CASTLE GONNA USE MAGIC TO BREAK DOWN YOUR WALLS HAAAA BREAK OUT OF THIS CHEERFUL PLACE ARGGHHHH !
CAN I BE A CHAOS GOD ? THE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE STARED AT HER GLOWING HORN CAN I BE A CHAOS GOD ?  THERE'S NO GOOD AT ALL CAN I BE A CHAOS GOD ? THE PRINCESS CELESTIA LOOKED AND SHE LAUGHED AT ME BASTARD DISCORD !  SHE SAID DISCORD DRAGONEQUUS  YOU'RE TO BLIND TO SEE.  I DISCORD SCREAMED ALOUD TO THE ROYAL PRINCESS PONY CELESTIA  I SAID DON'T LIE BITCH DON'T SAY YOU DON'T KNOW I SAY YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR MISCHIEF! IN THIS WORLD OF EQUESTRIA OR THE NEXT OH SHE THEN SHE FIXED ME WITH A MAGIC GLANCE AND THE RAGE OF HELL BURNED IN HER EYES !  SHE SAID BASTARD DISCORD YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH  DRAGONEQUUS I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH YOUR GOING TO CAUSE MISCHIEF AND CHAOS IN BRINGING CHOCOLATE RAIN TO MY KINGDOM  AS YOU BURN THE FIRE IN YOUR POWER DISCORD !  CAN I BE A CHAOS GOD ?  THE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE STARED AT HER GLOWING HORN  CAN I BE A CHAOS GOD ? THERE'S NO GOOD AT ALL  CAN I BE A CHAOS GOD ?  THE PRINCESS CELESTIA LOOKED AND SHE LAUGHED AT ME BASTARD DISCORD!  SHE SAID DISCORD DRAGONEQUUS YOU'RE TO BLIND TO SEE !


"THE EVIL THAT BITCH STARLIGHT GLIMMER DO "


MAGIC IS STOLEN AND SHE WALKED THE LINE.
ON THAT CUTIE MARK TALENTS SHE TOOK AWAY FROM THE MANE SIX ON THAT SILVER HEART. LOCKED IN TOWN WITH THE CULT LEADER. HER EYES RED WITH EVIL AS SHE DIDN'T CARE FOR INNOCENT FUCKING PONIES NO ! BUT TOO LATE SHE'S TOOK AWAY YOUR DREAMS PRAYS DON'T FAZE HER I FLUTTERSHY TRY TO REASON WITH YOUR EVIL WHORE PONY AS I CALL OUT HER NAME "HOW DARE YOU STEAL OUR TALENTS YOU FUCKING CUNT NOW BRING MY FRIENDS AND MY TALENTS RIGHT BACK THIS INSTANCE !!! BUT SHE JUST LAUGH'S AND SAYS "YOU FUCKING SLUT PONIES WILL LEARN TO OBEY MY RULES OR YOU MIGHT GET HURT  AS I MAKE ALL YOUR CUTIE MARKS BLEED ON MY WALL FOREVER IT'S NOT MURDER IT'S JUST ARTWORK TO ME HAAAAAA! IF I PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE COULD STOP HER NOW .
SHE'S LIVING ON A DEVIL'S EDGE  BALANCING ON A PLEDGE IN HER CULT. SHE'S LIVING ON A DEVIL'S EDGE !  

THE EVIL THAT BITCH STARLIGHT GLIMMER DO !  LIVES ON AND ON
THE EVIL THAT BITCH STARLIGHT GLIMMER DO! LIVES ON AND ON
THE EVIL THAT  BITCH STARLIGHT GLIMMER DO ! LIVES ON AND ON
THE EVIL THAT BITCH STARLIGHT GLIMMER DO ! LIVES ON  AND ON !

CIRCLE OF MADNESS FUTURE AND PRESENT  SHE'S OUT TO STEAL PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S MAGIC WITH TELEPORTATION SPELLS OF JOY TO HER

LATER ON THE MISTAKES IN THE PAST WITH STARLIGHT GLIMMER THE BITCH CULT PONY WHO STOLED EVERPONIES CUTIE MARKS THE TALENTS THAT KEEP THEM ALIVE WOULD OF BEEN THE SEVENTH PONY TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE REST OF THE MANE SIX .  THE MAGIC BOOK TWILIGHT TEACHES STARLIGHT TO BE A BETTER PONY AS A FRIEND  I USE MAGIC TO PROTECT THE EVIL OR MISUNDERSTOOD PONIES WHO WANT TO DESTROY MY HOME  BUT WE WILL RETURN TO KEEP EQUESTRIA  AS THE LOVE AND IF I DIE  I'D KNOW  THAT I TWILIGHT SPARKLE HAVE PERISH MY LAST DAY  WITH THE MANE SIX  TO HONOR  IN MY HEART  TO  END  THE  DEMONIC WARS OF HELL ONCE AND FOR ALL AS SOMEDAY I MAY RETURN  BEYOND IS THE MAGIC I LEARNED !



"EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT"

CAN'T UNDERSTAND  GOING THROUGH THAT MAGIC MIRROR  AGHHHHH I'M TWILIGHT SPARKLE WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME AGHHH I'M HUMAN ?  THIS CAN'T BE REAL SPIKE WOOOOF WOOOF YES TWILIGHT I'M A DOG  WHAT THE FUCK SPIKE THIS ISN'T REAL ONLY A DREAM .  BUT NO I'VE NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE I'M LOOKING DOWN I'M NOT A FUCKING MAGICAL PONY ANYMORE I HAVE HANDS I GO BACK TO SLEEP BUT I'M STILL IN EQUESTRIA HIGH  A SCHOOL AM I DREAMING  AGAIN !
OH THAT WHORE NOW I KNOW WHY I'M HERE TO STOP EVIL SUCCUBUS SUNSET SHIMMER FROM STEALING MY TIARA CROWN  AWAY FROM ME I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE HAD THE NERVE TO STEAL MY RANK OF PRINCESS AWAY FROM ME DON'T WORRY HER TIME WILL COME !
I DON'T WANT TO CAUSE TROUBLE HERE SO MUCH MAGIC STUDIES UNDONE AND IT'S HER EVIL SOUL TRYING TO GET AWAY. EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT !  EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT ! EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT ! EQUESTRIA  CAN WAIT !  TILL ANOTHER DAY.  I SUNSET SHIMMER HAVE A LUST FOR MAGIC AND  HELL ITSELF IS MY ONLY SPELL CAUSE I'VE NO FEAR OF DYING I'LL GO WHEN TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS GOOD AND READY  I SNATCH THE CROWN  FROM BITCH TWILIGHT SPARKLE  WITH A GLIMPSE OF LIGHTS ETERNAL RAYS  I SEE ME CHANGED I STAND AMAZED. AT ALL OF THE PONIES STANDING IN FRONT OF ME INTO THE SELFISHNESS I'LL BE LED IS THIS WHERE I FINALLY LET TWILIGHT SPARKLE JOIN THE DEAD  I WISH I KNEW BUT YOU SUNSET SHIMMER ARE JUST THE NIGHTMARE !
EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT !  EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT !  EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT ! EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT !  TILL ANOTHER DAY .   TAKE MY HOOF I'LL LEAD YOU TO YOUR FUCKING MISTAKES IN THE PROMISE LAND  NO BITCH SUNSET SHIMMER I WON'T TAKE YOUR HOOF FOR YOU TO GIVE ME PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE IMMORTALITY ETURNAL YOUTH  SHE TRIES TO TAKE ME TO THE OTHER SIDE I SEE THE TRUTH OF YOUR LIES SUNSET SHIMMER BUT THAT'S FOR YOU TO DECIDE MY PONY BODY TINGLES I FEEL SO STRANGE . I FEEL SO TIRED  I FEEL THE PAIN AND I PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE WONDERING  IF I'LL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN !  IS THIS LIMBO MAYBE FOR YOU BITCH SUNSET SHIMMER OR HEAVEN OR HELL ?

MAYBE YOU SUNSET SHIMMER  ARE GOING DOWN  THERE AS WELL YOU ACCEPT YOUR SOUL NOW ?  WILL DRIFT FOREVER SHE FEELS HERSELF FLOATING BACK DOWN TO PONYVILLE SO COULD  THIS BE THE HOUR OF MY ALICORN REBIRTH OR HAVE I SUNSET SHIMMER DIED OR WILL I WAKE  FROM MY DEMONIC DREAMING ?  
EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT !  EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT!  EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT !  EQUESTRIA CAN WAIT !  TILL ANOTHER DAY !


"PONY YEARS "


FROM THE COAST OF LAS PEGASUS ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS I'M PIP SQUEEK TRAVELLIN' ON FAR AND WIDE BUT NOW IT SEEMS I'M A PIRATE PONY TO MYSELF AND ALL THE MAGIC I DO SOMETIMES DO IT ISN'T ME BUT SOMEPONY ELSE.
I CLOSE MY EYES AND THINK OF PONYVILLE. ANOTHER EQUESTRIA CITY GOES BY IN THE NIGHT AIN'T IT FUNNY HOW PINKIE PIE MAKES YOU LAUGH YOU NEVER MISS HER SMILE TILL IT'S GONE AWAY AND MY PIP SQUEEK HEART IS LYING THERE AND WILL BE 'TILL MY PIRATE PONY DYING DAY.
SO UNDERSTAND  RUDE SLUT DIAMOND DAZZLE TIARA DON'T WASTE YOUR TEASING TIME ALWAYS SEARCHING FOR THOSE PONY YEARS  FACE UP MAKE YOUR STAND AND REALISE YOU'RE LIVING IN THE BLANK FLANK YEARS  TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HOOVES I GOT YOU ON MY MIND CAN'T EASE THIS PAIN OF FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC EASILY WHEN YOU LOVE TO TRASH TALK THE FILLIES DIAMOND TIARA  OH YOU FIND THE RUDE WORDS TO SAY IT'S NOT HARD TO MAKE IT THROUGH ANOTHER DAY .  AND IT MAKES OTHER PONIES CRY AND THROW MY HOOVES TO THE SKY OHHHHH THOSES WERE THE PONY YEARS PONY YEARS PONY YEARS PONY YEARS  PONY YEARS !  


"2 MINUTES FOR NIGHTMAREMOON "


CHILL FOR MANE OR SHOOT HER GAME BUT PRINCESS CELESTIA HAS HER REASONS  THE DARKNESS NOOSE AND NEVER OUT OF TREASON  SOME BLACKENED PRIDE STILL BURNS INSIDE LUNA THIS DEMON SHELL OF LOVELY SEASON .
HERE'S HER MAGIC OR TERROR OF FUN FOR THE PEGASUS OF LIVING DEATH  THE CHILLER'S DEAD OR THE DEMON FEED THE GLAMOUR THE FORTUNE THE PAIN  FROM HURTING PRINCESS CELESTIA YOU BITCH GO TO WAR ONLY BECAUSE  YOU WOULDN'T RAISE THE MOON  FREEDOM'S REIGN  BUT YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE TO SEND YOUR SOUL TO THE MOON PRINCESS LUNA !  2 MINUTES FOR NIGHTMAREMOON!  THE PEGASUS THAT THREATENS DOOM TO PONYVILLE  2 MINUTES FOR NIGHTMAREMOON! TO KILL THE MANE SIX IN THE ROOM  THE WONDER BOLT PEGASUS  SHOUT  LET'S TRY TO REFORM NIGHTMAREMOON IF WE FUCKING CAN  WE'LL SHOW PRINCESS CELESTIA THAT WE CAN MAKE BELIEVERS OUT OF EVERYPONY THE TIREK SCREAMS OF STEALING DAMN PONY MAGIC ! OF A CRIME TIME PRESENT FEAST .... YEAH AS THE REASONS  FOR THE CARNAGE  CUT THEIR HOOVES AND PICK THE GRAVE WE BOIL THE MAWS OF THE WAR OF NIGHTMAREMOON AND FEED HER MAGIC WITH OUR RABIES .THE BODY BAGS AND LITTLE FILLIES TORE  IN TWO  AND THE JELLIED BRAINS OF THOSE PONY WHO REMAIN ?  TO PUT THE HOOF RIGHT ON YOU .  AS THE MAD EVIL PEGASUS  PLAY ON WORDS AND MAKE EVERYPONY ALL BE CONTROLLED BY HER NIGHTMARE BONG. TO THE DOOM OF CARVING MILLIONS TO MAKE A BETTER SUN  MIDNIGHT ...  ALL NIGHT.... MARE MOON  YEAH FUCK YEAH  2 MINUTES FOR NIGHTMAREMOON  2 MINUTES FOR NIGHTMAREMOON!






"THE DOCTOR WHOOVES"

YOU UNICORNILEK TRY TO TAKE MY LIFE BUT I'LL TAKE YOURS TOO YOU'LL FIRE YOUR DEATH RAY BUT I'LL DESTROY YOU THROUGH SO WHEN YOUR WAITING FOR TO SAY EXTERMINATE PONIES  EXTERMINATED PONIES FOR YOUR NEXT ATTACK.  YOU'D BETTER RETREAT THERE'S NO TURNING BACK ON GALLOPFREE.. THE DANGER SOUNDS AND THE CHARGE BEGINS BUT ON THIS EQUESTRIA BATTLEFIELD NO PEGASIENS WINS THE SMELL OF RANCID MAGIC  SMOKE OF DRAGONS BREATH OF SPIKE AS I PLUNGE BACK THROUGH TIME  AND DEATH.  THE EVIL PONIES THEY SWEAT WITH FEAR WE BREAK TO RUN  THE MIGHTY ROAR OF A MANTICORE  LION HYBRID SCORPION RUNS  AND I TIME LORD PONY RACE TOWARD THE CYBORPONIES TRAP THE SCREAMS OF PAIN WHEN OUR PONIES BECOME A NIGHTMARE COMRADE FALL. WE HURDLE TO SPACE OFF THE GROUND AND THE UNICORNILEKS FIRE ANOTHER DEATH RAY  ROUND I GET SO FAR NEAR YET SO FAR AWAY. I WON'T AGE ANOTHER DAY .  I GET SO CLOSE NEAR ENOUGH TO FUCKING FIGHT WHEN A UNICORNILEK GETS ME IN HIS SIGHT HE PULLS HIS DEATH RAY TO TRY TO MOTHERFUCKING EXTERMINATE ME !  YEAH I FEEL THE BLOW  A BURST OF BLINDING LIGHT BURST TAKES ME THE TIME LORD PONY BELOW.  AND I LAY GAZING UP AT THE SKY MY BODY HAS CHANGED OLDER AND MY FACE IS DRY AND I LAY FORGOTTEN ON MY PLANET  ALONE WITHOUT A FEAR I DRAW MY SONIC PONYDRIVER PARTING MY MOAN !


"THE MAGIC OF TIREK"

HE WAS LEFT ALONE , HIS MIND WAS EVIL HE NEEDED TIME TO STEAL EVERY MOTHERFUCKING PONIES MEMEORIES FROM THEIR MIND. I PRINCESS CELESTIA DID SEE SOMETHING THAT WHAT I SAW  THAT NIGHT HE'S BROKE FREE  DAMNIT NOT JUST FANTASY JUST WHAT I SAW TWILIGHT SPARKLE WAS NOT A DREAM NOT A REFLECTION EITHER WARPING MY MIND STARING BACK AT ME.  COS  IN MY DREAMS OR REALITY HE'S ALWAYS THERE WITH THAT CENTAUR EVIL FACE THAT TWISTS HIS MIND SO HE DESPAIRS  THE NIGHTS WAS  GRAY AND COLORLESS WAS NO USE HOLDING BACK COS I JUST HAD TO SEE WAS HE WATCHING ME.  IN THE MIST DARK FIGURE MOVE AND STEAL MAGIC  AS PONIES SCREAM AND FUCKING DIE IN HELL.  THE MAGIC OF TIREK MAGIC AND KINGDOMS WERE DESTROYED TIREK CHANTS TO DISCORD KILL THESE FUCKING PONIES NOW  WERE PRAISED IN THE NIGHT THE FIRES BURN DOWN PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S HOME  THE WICKED CENTAUR TIREK'S WORK IS DONE MAGIC IS GONE TONIGHT!
I PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE MUST NOT LET TIREK DESTROY ANYMORE OF PONYVILLE AS THIS IS THE REAL DEAL NOT A DREAM  BUT DISCORD WAS A HORDE OF TIREK BUT BEING FUCKING BETRAYED MESMERISE HE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE AS HE STEALS YOUR POWERS TOO !  THE MAGIC OF TIREK  THE MAGIC OF TIREK !
I'M COMING BACK I WILL RETURN AND I'LL INHALE YOUR MAGIC KILL OFF YOUR BODY  AND I'LL BURN YOU I HAVE ALL THE PONIES MAGIC I HAVE THE FORCE I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE YOU FUCKING DIE PONIES AS EVIL TAKES  IT'S COURSE YEAH THE MAGIC OF TIREK FOR HIM  THE MAGIC OF THE CENTAUR BEAST THE MAGIC OF TIREK HAAAAAAAAA DIE YOU FUCKING WHORE PONIES !


"RUN TO THE PRANKSTER"

MAGIC PONY CAME ACROSS THE TOWN.
BROUGH US TRICKS AND JOKES
THRILLED OUR PONIES FILLED OUR NEED TOOK HER GAME FOR HER OWN GREED . I TWILIGHT SPARKLE CHALLENGED THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE  AS I FOUGHT HER WELL OUT ON THE VALLEY I GAVE HER HELL BUT HER COHORTS WERE TO FLEE  OH WILL TRIXIE EVER LEARN  SET HERSELF FREE ?  RIDING AWAY ANOTHER DAY IN A DUSTCLOUD  AND SHE IS A FUCKING WASTE  GALLOPING HARD ON THE PONYVILLE. CHASING TRIXIE LIGHT-BLUE PONY SHOWOFF BITCH MAGICIAN SHE HID IN HER HOLE  I FIGHT TRIXIE AT HER OWN GAME  USING GIRDERS FOR SELFISHNESS IN THE SLACK URSA MAJORS AND URSA MINOR ATTACK TRIXIE AS A COWARD .  RUN TO THE PRANKSTER RUN FOR YOUR LIES  RUN TO THE PRANKSTER RUN FOR YOUR LIES. TRIXIE BLUE PONY IS A WASTE FOOLING THE PONIES WITH HER GAME  SCRAPING MAGIC AND PASTING STALLIONS THE ONLY SHOW IS LAME SELLING THEM RISKY AND SHE'S NOT BOLD  PAVING THE DUMB  AND TOYING THE GOLD. RUN TO THE PRANKSTER  RUN FOR YOUR LIES. (REPEAT TO END) RUN TO THE PRANKSTER RUN FOR YOUR LIES  RUN TO THE PRANKSTER RUN FOR YOUR LIES !!!


"HALLOWED BECAME DEATH SOMBRA'S NAME "


I'M WAITING IN MY CRYSTAL CASTLE  WHEN THE CRYSTAL HEARTS BEGIN TO SHATTER. REFLECTING ON MY PAST OF A PRINCESS BITCH WHO LEFT ME TO MY CORRUPTION AS MY LIFE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TIME. COS AT 5 CELESTIA O'CLOCK I TRY TO ENSLAVE THE PONIES .  THE DARK SANDS OF CRIME FOR ME ARE RUNNING FLOW. WHEN THE MANE SIX COME FOR ME THE LAST FIGHTS I TAKE A LOOK THROUGH ME THE FEARS AT THE LAST FRIGHTS. OF A EVIL GONE DEMONIC UMBRY UNICORN OF WRONG. CAN IT BE MY ERROR OF MY WAYS HARD TO STOP THE CRYSTAL HEARTS FEEDING DARK ENERGY IN TERROR .  IS IT A DREAM ?  SOMEPONY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK WENT WRONG  I MUST BE DREAMING !  IT'S NOT SO EASY TO STOP FROM SCREAMING AS YOU PONIES DESTROYED MY WHOLE BODY  AS I HAVE NO ESCAPE I CAN NO LONGER SPEAK  I CRY NO MORE I'M FUCKING DEAD  I HAVE NO END IN HELL AS THE PONY GUARDS  MARCH ME SOMBRA IN THE PONY YARD  SOMEPONY SEE HIM BEFORE HE DIES  IF PRINCESS CELESTIA LET ME HERE TO DIE ?  AS I WALK INTO HELL MY LIFE IS DRAINED AWAY BEFORE ME  AND THOUGHT THE END IS NEAR I'M NOT SORRY  CATCH MY BROKEN SOUL BECAUSE IT'S FADING AWAY  MARK MY WORDS PONIES PLEASE MANE SIX MY SOUL LIVES ON IN HELL  PLEASE DON'T WORRY THAT I'M GONE  I'VE GONE AND YOU PONIES SEEN THE FUCKING TRUTH  WHEN YOU KNOW THAT MY TIME IS UP AT HOOF  MAYBE THEN YOU'LL REMEMBER AND BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND  LIFE FOR ME IS A STRANGE ILLUSION AS HALLOWED BECAME DEATH SOMBRA'S NAME !  


"IRON WILL (LAST SONG)


WON'T YOU MAKE ME FLUTTERSHY FUCKING ASSERTIVE IN MY COTTAGE I WANT ANGEL BUNNY BASTARD TO RESPECT ME BEWARE I JUST A BUSSINESS MINOTAUR OUT FOR BLOOD I FLUTTERSHY WILL GIVE YOU THE STARE  SEE THE LOUDNESS IN MY VOICE FLOW AS YOU FALL ON MY FLOOR IRON WILL CAN'T BE NICE  IRON WILL CAN'T BE A FRAUD OH, YAH WHATEVER YOU CLAIM IRON WILL GONNA ASSERT YOU  NO MATTER HOW FAR SEE THE GLOVE GLOW WATCHING HIM FEAR HER UP ABOVE HIS HEAD IRON WILL WANTS YOU ASSERTIVE BUT HE'S FUCKING FRAUD ! songUNICORNIA 14- NEW POP ARTIST FROM THE 8O'S AND TODAY EVEN ROCK MUSIC ARTIST ENJOY 19 SONGS IN ALL ! STILL EXPLICIT LYRICS !


1. MADONNA- "LIKE A PARTY PONY"
2. MADONNA- "MAGIC STAR"
3. B52'S- "DJPON3 SHACK"
4. TEARS FOR FEARS- "STARLIGHT GLIMMER WANTS TO RULE EQUESTRIA"
5. BRITNEY SPEARS-"OOPS I'M A KLUTZ AGAIN"!
6. THE BANGLES- "MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE"
7. HEART-"MAGIC PONY "
8. BOSTON- "MORE THAN A SPELL"
9. CHICAGO- " SATURDAY WITH DERPY HOOVES IN THE PARK"
10. THE WHO- "TRIXIE) THE SHOWOFF PONY  WIZARD "
11. AEROSMITH- "BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN"
12. KISS- "I WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY "
13. DURAN DURAN - " UNICORNS ON FLIM"
14. FITZ AND TANTRUM - "HOOVES CLAP"
15. ROD STEWARD - "I'M BLUEBLOOD DO YOU   RARITY THINK I'M SEXY "?
16. ALICE COOPER- "SCHOOLS OUT FOR THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS "
17. MOTORHEAD-" BAT FACE PONY"
18. QUEENSRYCHE- " THE PONY WORE BLACK"
19. SCORPIONS- "RAINBOW DASH SOAR YOU LIKE A HURRICANE"


2 EXTRA SONGS WOW  FROM
LADY GAGA, DERPY FACE BEASTIE BOYS- PINKIE PIE HAS A RIGHT TO PARTY



MADONNA - "LIKE A PARTY PONY"



I PINKIE PIE MADE IT THROUGH SUGERCUBE CORNER SOMEHOW I MADE IT WITH CUPCAKES DIDN'T KNOW MY PET GUMMY GATOR WAS LOST UNTIL I FOUND HIM.

I MADE SMILES COMPLETE WITH HAPPY BALLOONS USE TO BE SAD AND BLUE.

BUT I  PINKIE PIE MADE YOU PONIES FEEL YEAH SMILY AND NEW...

HEY, LIKE A PARTY PONY

FUCKED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME !

LIKE A P-A-R-T-Y-P-O-N-Y!

WHEN MY VAGINA CUMS NEXT TIME !

GONNA LET YOU STALLION BASTARD BOY  SCREW ME PINKIE PIE SILLY .

MY FEAR OF PINKAMEANIA IS RAIDING FAST.

BEEN SAVING MY SMILES ALL FOR YOU  'CAUSE ONLY MY PARTIES CAN LAST.

YOU'RE SO FINE AND YOU'RE ALL MINE HAAAAAAA!

MAKE ME SWEET YEAH YOU MAKE ME BOLD.

OH, YOUR MAGIC THAWED OUT YEAH YOUR SEX WARMING UP WHAT WAS GETTING COLD.

LIKE A PARTY PONY
HEY

FUCKED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME !

LIKE A P-A-R-T-Y-P-O-N-Y !

WHEN MY VAGINA CUMS NEXT TIME !

HAAAAAA OH-OH-OH !
HAAAAAA OH-OH-OH,AH!

YOU'RE SO FINE AND YOU'RE ALL MINE HAAAAAA!

I'LL BE YOUR LAUGHTER 'TIL THE END OF TIME.

'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME PINKE PIE FEEL YEAH YOU MADE ME FEEL GIGGLES INSIDE.

LIKE A PARTY PONY !

HEY

FUCKED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME !

LIKE A P-A-R-T-Y-P-O-N-Y !
WHEN MY VAGINA CUMS NEXT TIME !

LIKE A PARTY PONY !

OHH-OHH-OHHH- SMILES !

LIKE A PARTY PONY!

SHAFT SO GOOD INSIDE

WHEN YOU KISS ME AND JIZZ IN MY VAGINA AND FUCK ME !

OH-OH- WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH- HAAAAAAA!!



MADONNA- "MAGIC STAR"



YOU MUST BE MY MAGIC STAR  "CAUSE I TWILIGHT SPARKLE SHINE WHEREVER I GO !
I JUST STUDY IN MY LIBRARY AND IT STARTS TO GLOW AND FEEL THE LIGHT AND PONY YOU KNOW.

TWILIGHT TWILIGHT  FIRST OF THE MANE SIX  THEY SEE TONIGHT  TWILIGHT ,(TWILIGHT) I MAKE EVERYPONY ALL RIGHT TWILIGHT, TWILIGHT FIRST OF THE MANE SIX THEY SEE TONIGHT  TWILIGHT, (TWILIGHT) YEAH  YOU MUST BE MY MAGIC STAR  'CAUSE  YOU MAKE WHORE NIGHTMARE MOON  DARKNESS SEEM SO FAR AND WHEN I STUDY ALCHEMIST YOU'LL BE MY GUIDE  I JUST TURN AROUND YOU'RE CAST BY MY SIDE !

COME ON SHINE YOUR MAGICAL POWER INSIDE ME TONIGHT 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE EVERYPONY ALL RIGHT YOU MAY BE MY MAGIC STAR BUT I TWILIGHT SPARKLE I'M THE LUCKIEST PRINCESS BY FAR .


B52'S-"DJ PON3 SHACK"

IF YOU SEE A FADED SIGN AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD TO PONYVILLE  THAT SAYS "15 MILES TO THE DJ PON3 SHACK"
DJ PON3 SHACK, YEAH, YEAH I'M HEADIN' DOWN THE EQUESTRIA HIGHWAY.  LOOKIN' FOR THE PARTY SLUT GETAWAY HEADED FOR THE PARTY PONY SLUT PINKIE PIE GETAWAY. I GOT ME A WONDERBOLTS PEGASUS THIS BITCH IS READY TO SOAR SHE'S RAINBOW DASH DUH AND WE'RE HEADIN' ON DOWN TO THE DJ PON3 SHACK.  I  GOT ME GILDA GRIFFON SHE SEATS ABOUT 6 PONIES SO HURRY UP AND BRING YOUR BITS AND GEMS MONEY FOR THE WUBBER BOX !
THE DJ PON3 SHACK IS A LITTLE SECRET PLACE THAT VINYL SCRATCH AND OCTAVIA CAN GET TOGETHER .

DJ PON3 SHACK, PONY, DJPON3 SHACK, PONY)
DJ PON3 SHACK,PONY, DJPON3 SHACK
DJ PON3 SHACK, PONY , DJ PON3 SHACK
DJ PON3 SHACK, PONY, DJ PON3 SHACK
(PARTY PONY, THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT)
DJ PON3 SHACK,PONY, DJ PON3 SHACK
(PARTY PONY, THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT)
SIGN SAYS (WOOO HOOO) "PARTY WITH THE PARTY PONY SLUT PINKIE PIE "
'CAUSE DJ PON 3  RULES  FOR CRAZY PONY EVENTS AT HER DJ PON3 SHACK WELL, IT'S SET WAY BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF CANTERLOT CASTLE  JUST A FUNKY RICH SHACK AND GOTTA GET BACK TO PONYVILLE !
RARITY ON THE MATTRESS
DIAMONDS ON THE HIGHWAY
GEMS ON THE FRONT PORCH
DIAMONDS ON THE HIGHWAY.

THE DJ PON3 SHACK IS A LITTLE SECRET PLACE THAT VINYL SCRATCH AND OCTAVIA CAN GET TOGETHER.
DJ PON3 SHACK, PONY (DJ PON 3 SHACK PONY)
DJ PON3 SHACK , PONY , DJ PON3 SHACK
DJ PON3 SHACK, PONY, DJ PON3 SHACK
DJ PON3 SHACK, PONY, DJ PON3 SHACK(PARTY PONY, THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT ,YEAH ) DJ PON3 SHACK, PONY, DJ PON 3 SHACK (PARTY  PONY, THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT )
BANG,BANG, BANG, ON THE DOOR, PONIES
KNOCK A LITTLE LOUDER , PONY
BANG,BANG, BANG, ON THE DOOR, PONIES
I CAN'T HEAR YOU PONIES?
BANG,BANG,BANG, ON THE DOOR, PONIES !
KNOCK A LITTLE LOUDER, SWEETIE BELLE
BANG.BANG, BANG, ON THE DOOR  ,PONIES !
I CAN'T HEAR YOU PONIES  ?

BANG,BANG,BANG  ON THE DOOR , PONIES !(KNOCK A LITTLE LOUDER )
BANG, BANG, BANG, ON THE DOOR, PONIES
BANG, BANG (ON THE DOOR, PONIES )

BANG,BANG (ON THE DOOR)
BANG, BANG (ON THE DOOR PONIES)
BANG, BANG YOUR WHAT ?
DERPY HOOVES, MAIL DELIVERY PONY YEAH !
DJ PON 3 SHACK, PONY  DJ PON 3 SHACK
DJ PON3 SHACK, PONY , DJ PON 3 SHACK (PARTY PONY, THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT, YEAH )
DJ PON 3 SHACK, PONY , DJ PON 3 SHACK ( PARTY PONY,THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT )
PARTY PONY, DJ PON 3 SHACK  VINYL SCRATCH AND HER GIRL FRIEND WHORE PONY OCTAVIA  IS KISSIN'   DANCIN' AND A LOVIN' AT THE DJ PON 3 SHACK !




TEARS FOR FEARS-"STARLIGHT GLIMMER WANT'S  TO RULE EQUESTRIA "!



WELCOME TO MY TOWN THERE'S NO TURNING BACK EVEN WHEN YOU MANE SIX WHORES SLEEP I WILL FIND YOU .
ACTING ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOUR MANE SIX PONIES TURN YOUR BACK ON MY DOMINATION  BECAUSE ? STARLIGHT GLIMMER WANT'S TO RULE EQUESTRIA  !

IT'S MY OWN TALENT
IT'S MY OWN MAGIC
HELP ME DECIDE PONIES HELP ME MAKE THE MOST OF FREEDOM AND OF PLEASURE NOTHING EVER LASTS FOREVER IN PONYVILLE BECAUSE ?  STARLIGHT GLIMMER WANT'S TO RULE EQUESTRIA  !

THERE'S A ROOM THAT BITCH LOCKED US IN NO LIGHT WILL FIND US  HOLDING HOOVES WHILE STARLIGHT WATCHES OUR CUTIE MARKS COME TUMBLING DOWN WHEN THEY DO I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU TWILIGHT SPARKLE .

SO GLAD WE'VE ALMOST MADE IT
SO SAD THAT BITCH STARLIGHT GLIMMER HAD TO FADE IT BECAUSE STARLIGHT GLIMMER WANT'S TO RULE EQUESTRIA  !

CAN'T STAND BEING LOCK IN HER INDECISION MAGIC WITH A LACK OF VISION
STARLIGHT GLIMMER WANT'S TO RULE THE WORLD !
ALL FOR FREEDOM AND FOR PLEASURE NOTHING EVER LASTS FOREVER IN PONYVILLE BECAUSE? STARLIGHT GLIMMER WANTS TO RULE EQUESTRIA  !


BRITNEY SPEARS- "OOPS I'M A KLUTZ  AGAIN "?

OOPS I'M A KLUTZ AGAIN

YEAH,YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,YEAH
YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH

I DERPY HOOVES SLUT PEGASUS  I THINK I DID IT AGAIN
I MADE FUCKING MISTAKES WITH YOU FRIENDS

OH, FUCK I MIGHT TRASH THIS HOUSE MORE THAN A CRUSH  BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M MYSTERIOUS  "CAUSE I CROSS -EYED ALL MY SENSES THAT IS SO CLUMSY OF ME . OH, FUCK , FUCK !  OOPS I'M A KLUTZ AGAIN!  I  PLAYED YOUR GAMES WILD WHORE RAINBOW DASH AND WENT TO ALL YOUR RAINBOOM FUCKING AWESOME STUNT SHOW GAMES !  OH, FUCK,FUCK !
OOPS! YOU THINK I LIKE RHABARB PIE  THAT I'M FUCKING PERFECT ABOVE  I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT NOT ME DERPY HOOVES SLUT PEGASUS !  YOU SEE MY PROBLEM IS THIS MANE SIX  I'M CRASHING IN THE DAY WISHING THAT YOU PONIES WOULD SURLY KNOW I'M NOT CLUMSY ALL THE TIME WHEN YOU EXIST. I DERPY HOOVES CRY OF HOW FUCKING DIFFERENT I MAY BE  ON THIS DAY  CAN'T YOU SEE I'M A FOOL SOMETIMES IN SO MANY WAYS !  BUT TO CROSS-EYE ALL MY SENSES THAT IS JUST CLUMSY OF ME. FUCK,OH !
YEAH,YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,YEAH!
YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH!
"ALL SOAR"
"DERPY SLUT PEGASUS BEFORE YOU GO, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO HAVE."



"OH, IT'S YUMMY PINKIE PIE WILD WHORE PARTY PONY, BUT WAIT A MINUTE , AGUUUUHHHH I THINK I'M GOING TO BE FUCKING SICK YOU BITCH ISN'T THIS? THE OLD ROTTEN MAGGOT INFECTED MUFFIN YOU GOT OUT OF THE TRASH THAT'S BEEN THERE FOR 6 DAYS "YEAH FUCKING SLUT DERPY HOOVES YES IT IS "?
"BUT WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU DIG FOOD OUT OF THE TRASH FOR ME AT THE VERY BOTTOM AND FUCK IT I THOUGHT SINCE YOU LOVE MUFFINS AT THE END".
"WELL, SLUT PEGASUS CROSS-EYED KLUTZ I WENT IN THE TRASH AND GOT IT FOR YOU."
"OH, PINKIE PIE YOU FUCKING DIRTY WHORE PARTY PONY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE."

OOPS I'M A KLUTZ TO YOUR PART
GOT TO SEE ALL YOUR WONDERBOLT GAMES AWESOME FUCKING WILD WHORE RAINBOW DASH ! OH, FUCK!
OOPS! YOU THINK  THAT I'M FUCKING PERFECT ABOVE  I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT NOT ME DERPY HOOVES SLUT PEGASUS !


THE BANGLES-"MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE"


SIX CELESTIA SUN'OCLOCK ALREADY O, FUCK I'M LATE ON WRITTING THIS LETTER TO PRINCESS CELESTIA. I WAS JUST IN MIDDLE OF A MAGIC SPELL. I WAS MISSIN' A COGNITO BY A CRYSTAL DRESS OF RARITY'S ITALIAN SEAM. BUT I TWILIGHT CAN'T BE LATE  "CAUSE THEN I GUESS CELESTIA WILL SEND ME TO FUCKING MAGIC FILLYGARDEN I WON'T HAVE LETTERS MADE  THESE ARE THE DAYS WHEN I TWILIGHT SPARKLE WISHED MY STUDIES WERE ALREADY MADE!
IT'S JUST ANOTHER MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE !
I WISH IT WAS SUN CELESTIADAY 'CAUSE THAT'S MY SPELL DAY MY " I DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP" DAY
IT'S JUST ANOTHER MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE !
HAVE TO CATCH AN EARLY EQUESTRIA TRAIN
GOT  TO DO ALCHEMIST BY NINE AND IF I HAD AN DRAGON NAMED SPIKE I PROBABLY STILL WOULDN'T MAKE IT ON TIME !

'CAUSE IT TAKES ME TWILIGHT SO FUCKING LONG JUST TO FIGURE OUT A TELEPORTATION SPELL TO WEAR OUT THE POWERS OF THAT BITCH CULT LEADER PONY STARLIGHT GLIMMER. SHOULD I TWILIGHT SPARKLE BLAME IT ON THE TRAIN ?
BUT PRINCESS CELESTIA AND LUNA  ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS BITCHES IS ALREADY THERE.
IT'S JUST ANOTHER MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE !
WISH IT WAS A SUN CELESTIADAY 'CAUSE THAT'S MY SPELL DAY
MY "I DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP" DAY
IT'S JUST ANOTHER MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE !

ALL OF MY NIGHTS
WHY DID I HAVE TO STUDY MAGIC SO GOD DAMN FUCKING LATE LAST NIGHT?
TO GET DOWN?
(LAST NIGHT, LAST NIGHT)
DOESN'T IT MATTER
THAT I HAVE TO FEED YOU BASTARD HORNY DRAGON SPIKE AND US  TWILIGHT WENT DOWN ON SPIKE'S COCK ! HE TELLS ME IN MY BEDROOM  "C'MON SEXY BITCH PRINCESS , LET'S GO MAKE SOME SCREWING NOISES "! NOOOOOO SPIKE DIDN'T FUCK ME TWILIGHT SPARKLE IT WAS A DREAM AFTER ALL  AS TIME IT GOES SO FAST (WHEN YOUR HAVING FUN)
IT'S JUST ANOTHER MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE !
I WISH IT  WAS A SUN CELESTIADAY "CAUSE  THAT'S MY SPELL DAY  MY"I DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP"DAY IIT'S JUST ANOTHER MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
I WISH IS WAS A SUN CELESTIADAY 'CAUSE THAT'S MY SPELL DAY  IT'S JUST ANOTHER MANIC TWILIGHT SPARKLE!








HEART-MAGIC PONY


SHE WAS COLD LATE NIGHT SO LONG AGO  WHEN SHE WAS SO SURE OF HERSELF YOU KNOW?
A GREAT AND POWERFUL WHORE NAME TRIXIE CAME TO ME PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE. NEVER SEEN A SHOW OFF SPELL USER LIKE SLUT TRAMP TRIXIE AS HER COLOR WAS A LIGHT BLUE .  YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T RUN AWAY IT SEEMED WE'D SEEN EACH OTHER AS QUEEN SHOWOFF OH SHE FUCKING KNOWS ME AND SHE LAUGHS AND TRIES TO SEND A SPELL RIGHT THROUGH ME PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE !  YEAH
"COME ON TWILIGHT SPARKLE YOU FUCKING WHORE AS MY MAGIC WILL BEAT YOUR ASS TO SEND YOU LEAVING PONYVILLE WITH A SMILE .  HOME FOREVER IF MY SPELL BEAT YOURS HAAAAAA!
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO HATE TRIXIE JUST YET ?
LET'S USE MAGIC WHILE I TRIXIE SLUT GET HIGH OFF TREE HUGGER'S GOOD HASH SO TRY TO UNDERSTAND  TRY TRY TRY TO UNDERSTAND BITCH TWILIGHT SPARKLE I'M A MAGIC PONY !

WINTER NIGHTS  YOU FAKED CAPTURING A URSA MINOR  YOU WERE SO OUT OF TUNE TRIXIE  PLAYED INSIDE THE MONTHS OF NIGHTMARE MOON  NEVER THINK OF NEVER SLUT !
YOU'D THOUGHT YOUR SPELL WOULD LAST FOREVER WELL, SUMMER  HATERS SPELL PASSED TO FALL TRIED TO REALIZED IT ALL ABOUT YOU SHOWOFF SLUT PONY TRIXIE  AND YOU SAID I TWILIGHT SPARKLE SHOULD BE WORRIED FAILING TO STOP YOUR SPELL IN A HURRY, YEAH !

"TWILIGHT'S MOTHER SAID COME ON HOME IF YOU DON'T WANT THAT RUDE BITCH TRIXIE SAYING SHE HAS BETTER MAGIC THAN YOU ! I SAY BULLSHIT WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS ?  "MOM PLEASE I'M A GROWN ALICORN I FUCKING CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF  I'M ALREADY AT HOME PONYVILLE  GOODBYE LOVE YOU TWILIGHT VELVET  BUT BEFORE I GO MOM TRY TO UNDERSTAND    TRY TRY TRY TO UNDERSTAND  SHE'S A MAGIC PONY ,  MOM  , AHHH
SHE'S A MAGIC PONY !

COME ON TWILIGHT SPARKLE YOU FUCKING WHORE  AS MY MAGIC WILL BEAT YOUR ASS TO SEND YOU LEAVING PONYVILLE WITH A SMILE.  "I CAST A POWERFUL SPELL OH YES NO LOVE FOR YOU PRINCESS FUCKING TWAT TWILIGHT  SPARKLE FOR YOU AS YOUR GROWN PONY FROM A FILLY.
SO TRY TO UNDERSTAND  TRY  TO UNDERSTAND OH, OH TRY,TRY TO UNDERSTAND  TRY TRY TRY TO UNDERSTAND SHE'S A MAGIC PONY  AWW YEAH  SHE'S GOT MAGIC HOOVES!"
OH, OH-OH, OH, OH-OH , OH-OH...

COME ON TWILIGHT SPARKLE YOU FUCKING WHORE AS MY MAGIC WILL BEAT YOUR ASS TO SEND YOU LEAVING PONYVILLE WITH A SMILE.  "YOU DON'T HAVE TO HATE TRIXIE JUST YET ?  LET'S USE MAGIC AWHILE I TRIXIE SLUT GET HIGH OFF TREE HUGGER'S GOOD HASH  ! SO TRY TO UNDERSTAND  TRY TRY TRY TO UNDERSTAND  SHE'S A MAGIC PONY YEAH OH-OH !


BOSTON- MORE THAN A SPELL

I TWILIGHT SPARKLE LOOKED OUT THIS MORNING AND FUCK THE SUN WAS GONE !
TURNED UP THE MOTHER FUCKING BASS OF DJ PON 3 TO START MY DAY I LOST MYSELF IN MY STUDIES OF ALCHEMIST THAT SEEM SO FAMILIAR I CLOSED MY EYES AND EVERTHING SEEM TO SLIP AWAY. IT'S MORE THAN A SPELL , WHEN HEAR EVIL WICKED LAUGHTER OF USE BE SISTERS THAT PLAY (MORE THAN A SPELL) I BEGIN SCREAMING( MORE THAN A SPELL)
'TILL I SEE PRINCESS CELESTIA WALK AWAY I SEE PRINCESS CELESTIA BITCH WALK AWAY AFTER SENDING HER HATEFUL CUNT SISTER TO THE MOON !  SO MANY PONIES HAVE COME AND GONE THEIR FACES FADE AS THE YEARS GO BY  YET I TWILIGHT SPARKLE WANDER ON AS CLEAR AS THE SUN IN THE SUMMER SKY !



IT'S MORE THAN A SPELL WHEN I HEAR DJ PON 3 MOTHER FUCKING BASS  START MY DAY SHE USE TO PLAY (MORE THAN A SPELL)
I BEGIN SCREAMING (MORE THAN A SPELL) 'TILL I SEE PRINCESS CELESTIA WALK AWAY I SEE PRINCESS CELESTIA WALKIN'  AWAY !  WHEN I'M TIRED AND STUDING COLD I HIDE FROM EVIL WHORE NIGHTMARE MOON  FORGET THE DAY AND SEE WHAT PONY LUNA I USE TO KNOW  I TWILIGHT CLOSED MY EYES AND PRINCESS LUNA SLIPPED AWAY SHE THE BITCH SLIPPED AWAY !
IT'S MORE THAN A SPELL , WHEN I HEAR DJ PON 3 CRANK UP THAT MOTHER FUCKING BASS BITCHES YEAH THAT SHE USE TO PLAY ?

(MORE THAN A SPELL) I BEGIN SCREAMING (MORE THAN A SPELL)
'TILL I SEE PRINCESS CELESTIA WALK AWAY FROM WHAT HER EVIL CUNT SISTER PRINCESS  LUNA BECAME  NIGHTMARE MOON SO YEAH IT'S MORE THAN A SPELL !


CHICAGO-SATURDAY WITH DERPY HOOVES IN THE PARK


SATURDAY WITH DERPY HOOVES IN THE PARK

I TWILIGHT SPARKLE  THINK THAT SHE WAS A KLUTZY PEGASUS BITCH  I KNOW THAT I DID NOT LIE .
SATURDAY WITH DERPY HOOVES IN THE PARK I TWILIGHT SPARKLE THINK THAT SHE WAS A KLUTZY PEGASUS BITCH I KNOW THAT I DID NOT LIE .
PONIES DANCING, PINKIE PIE LAUGHING, A FASHION PONY RARITY SELLING DRESSES AT CAROUSAL BOUTIQUE FLUTTERSHY SINGING PONY TONE SONGS   CAN YOU DIG IT (YES I CAN SAY'S DERPY )  AND I'VE BEEN WAITING SUCH A LONG TIME ?
FOR SATURDAY WHEN FUCKING LATE NOT ON TIME BITCH DERPY HOOVES DELIVERS THE DAMN MAIL ON TIME ?


ANOTHER DAY WITH DERPY HOOVES I TWILIGHT SPARKLE THINK THAT SHE WAS A KLUTZY PEGASUS BITCH I KNOW THAT I DID NOT LIE .  ANOTHER DAY WITH DERPY HOOVES I TWILIGHT SPARKLE  THINK THAT SHE WAS A KLUTZY PEGASUS BITCH I KNOW THAT I DID NOT LIE . PONIES TALKING , REALLY SMILING A PEGASUS STUNT FLYER  NAMED RAINBOWDASH PLAYED A MEAN METALLICA RIFF ON THE GUITAR ( SHRED A SONG , SHRED A SONG AND SOAR ON ) PINKIE PIE SINGING FOR US ALL( SINGING FOR US )
WILL YOU PONIES HELP PINKIE PIE SPREAD SOME CHEER IN THIS WORLD .
CAN YOU DIG IT (YES, I CAN SAY'S DERPY ?)

AND I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SUCH A LONG TIME FOR DERPY ?

STUNT FLYER RAINBOWDASH HAS THE RAINBOW COLORS OF THE DAY . A ADVENTURE SLUT PEGASUS BRONZE IN COLOR TELLS HER DANGEROUS FUCKING STORIES AS DARING DO TELLS HER OWN WAY !  LISTEN GROWN FILLES THAT GOT YOUR CUTIE MARKS FINALLY SWEETIE BELLE, APPLE BLOOM, AND SCOOTALOO ALL IS NOT LOST , ALL IS NOT LOST  OH, NO,NO !

FORTY DAYS IN THE DARK AND DERPY HOOVES THINK'S VALENTINES DAY IS EVERY DAY IN JULY ?

FORTY DAYS IN THE DARK  AND DERPY HOOVES THINK'S  VALENTINES DAY IS EVERY DAY IN JULY?
PONIES REACHING ON SHELVES , PONIES TOUCHING A PONYVILLE CELEBRATION !

WAITING FOR US ALL(WAITING FOR US ALL)
IF WE PONIE REALLY WANT IT , REALLY WANT IT ?
CAN YOU DIG IT (FUCK YES I BITCH DERPY CAN ?)
AND I'VE WAITED SUCH A LONG TIME .

FOR MY MAIL BITCH DERPY HOOVES WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ?

HMMMMM I DERPY HOOVES SEEM TO MISPLACED IT !

FUCK,FUCK, FUCK !


THE WHO- (TRIXIE) THE SHOWOFF  MAGIC WIZARD


EVER SINCE I WAS A MAGIC YOUNG FILLY,
I'VE PLAYED SPELL FIRE BALL. FROM SHOW DOWN TO PONYVILLE I MUST HAVE TRICKED THEM ALL .
BUT BITCH PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE AIN'T SEEN NOTHING LIKE ME TRIXIE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL IN ANY CIRCUS ACT...  THAT RUDE WHORE , DUMB AND WIZARD PONY SURE LIGHT'S UP A MEAN FIREBALL !
SHE STANDS LIKE AN SORCERESS , BECOME A EVIL SPELL OF HER AMULET.
FEELING ALL THE POWER  ALWAYS PLAYING DIRTY . SHE PLAYS HER FAUATION , THE HOURGLASS FALL.
THAT RUDE WHORE,DUMB AND WIZARD PONY SURE LIGHT'S UP A MEAN FIREBALL!
SHE SURE IS THE TRIXIE THE SHOWOFF MAGIC WIZARD !

THERE IS A TWIST INDEED TRYING TO FOOL THE PONIES AS HER ALCHEMIST IS SO FUCKING DARK ABOVE HER WRIST.

'HOW DO YOU THINK SHE DOES IT ?
I  RAINBOWDASH DO KNOW THAT RUDE ASS CUNT TRIXIE LIES ABOUT HER MAGIC ACT!!!

WHAT MAKES HER SO GOOD WELL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE NEED HER ASS KICKED  AROUND ?

OH, SHE'S GOT MOTHER FUCKING DISTRACTIONS ALRIGHT  SHE CAN'T HEAR NO PONIES OR WARNINGS!
AS SHE SEE'S A FLASHIN' OF A ANGRY URSA MINOR AND HER MOTHER AS THEY SMELL TRIXIE AS SHE ISN'T SO SMART AFTER ALL AS YOU SEE HER FALL FROM THE CELESTIAL BEAR ATTACK.  


THAT RUDE WHORE, DUMB AND WIZARD PONY SURE LIGHT'S UP A MEAN FIREBALL!

SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SHOWOFF WIZARD  BUT I PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE BITCH TOOK HER AMULET AWAY FROM HER .

SHE'S NOT MY FAVORITE MAGIC PONY  FABLE
SHE CAN'T BEAT MY BEST MAGIC.
HER DISCIPLES HATE HER IN PONYVILLE!
AND SHE DOES THE REST. SHE'S GOT WICKED MAGIC HOOVES NEVER SEEN HER FALL...
THAT RUDE WHORE, DUMB AND WIZARD PONY SURE LIGHT'S UP A MEAN FIREBALL!



AEROSMITH- BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN!

I'M BACK
I'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN!
I'M BACK
I'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN!

HOOVIN' INTO PONYVILLE ALONE
BY THE LIGHT OF THE NIGHTMAREMOON
I'M LOOKING FOR DERPY HOOVES SHE KLUTZY PEGASUS
DRUNK SLUT BERRY PUNCH  GIMME A DRINK  THAT'S WHEN THAT DRUNK PONY BERRY PUNCH GIVE ME A WINK .

THAT'D MAKE A GROWN STALLION DOCTOR WHOOVES CRY!

I'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN !
I'M BACK
I'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN!

UMM... YEAH PONIES GO EASY
ALRIGHT 'TIL I SEE THE AWESOME KICK ASS STUNT FLYER RAINBOWDASH  IN THE RISING SUN

I'M CALLING BACK TO MY PONIDIS TONIGHT
I'M LIKE A UNICORNIC DRIVER  PEELIN' OFF MY SEVERAL 900 YEAR OLD FACES AND ALIEN PONY CREATURES I'M TIMELORD SORE.
FOUR GEM BITS GET YOU FASHION CLOTHES ON THE RACKS I DREAM FOR MORE.
BASTARD DIAMOND DOGS USING POOR RARITY IN THEIR MINES
OH, WOW TWILIGHT SPARKLE  YOUR PUSSY IS SOAKING WET  NO PONY TONGUE'S DRIER THAN MINE  I'LL COME WHEN I GET BACK .
I'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN !
I'M BACK
I'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN!

I'M HOOVING, I'M LIKE A UNICORNIC DRIVER
I'M HOOVING , I REALLY GOT A UNICORNLEK
I'M HOOVING, I'M SHINING UP IN SPACE
I'M HOOVING, THIS PONYMEN IS GONNA SPARK

I'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN!
I'M BACK
I'M BACK IN EQUESTRIA AGAIN!
I'M BACK
HOOVING' SKY
HOOVING' SKY
HOOVIN' SKY ALREADY !

KISS- I WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY


YOU PEGASUS SHOW  US EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT
YOU KEEP ON FLYING AND THE RAINBOOM STUNTS GETS HOT OUT OF YOUR MAGICAL ASS YOU RAINBOW DASH DRIVE DERPY HOOVES WILD , AND THAT PEGASUS WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY !
YOU PONIES KEEP ON FUCKING SHOUTING, YOU PONIES KEEP ON FUCKING SHOUTING !  SO RAINBOW DASH SAYS ?
I WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY
I WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY
I WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY
I WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY

YOU DERPY HOOVES KEEP ON SAYING HEY KICK ASS BITCH PEGASUS RAINBOW DASH DO YOU MINE IF I MAKE MUFFINS FOR AWHILE  YOU'RE LOOKING 20% COOLER AND LIKE YOUR STYLE DERPY HOOVES!

YOU RAINBOW DASH DRIVE DERPY HOOVES WILD, AND THAT PEGASUS WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY ! YOU PEGASUS SHOW US EVERYTHING YOU GOT  DASHIE, DASHIE THAT'S QUITE A LOT .
SO I DERPY HOOVES SAY YOU RAINBOW DASH DRIVE ME WILD AND THAT  PEGASUS WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY !

YOU PONIES KEEP ON SHOUTING, YOU PONIES KEEP ON SHOUTING !
SO RAINBOW DASH SAYS ?
I WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY
I WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY
I WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY
I WANT TO SOAR AND BE AWESOME EVERYDAY
I WANT TO KICK ASS AND FLY
!


DURAN DURAN-PONIES ON FILM

SEE THEM WALKING HOOF IN HOOF ACROSS THE BRIDGE AT MIDNIGHT.  PONIES HEADS TURNING AS THE LIGHTS FLASHING OUT IT'S SO BRIGHT. RARITY FASHION BITCH PONY WALK RIGHT OUT TO THE FOURLINE TRACK.
THERE'S PHOTO FINISH WITH CAMERA ROLLING ON HER BACK, ON HER BACK AND EVERYPONY SMILES OF THE RHYTHM HUMMING IN A FRENZY ALL WAY DOWN RARITY'S SPINE .

PONIES ON FILM, PONIES ON FILM, PONIES ON FILM, PONIES ON FILM !

GLITTERING, LIPSTICK PROMEGRANE  ALL OVER PHOTO FINISH'S LENS AS SHE FAINTED
IN A MILE OF DRUNK BERRY WINE THAT THE CRAZY INSANE PARANOID BITCH RARITY DOESN'T REMEMBER FALLING IN DEEP BLUE WATER WHERE SHE LIES !  AS HOITY TOTIY TRIES TO RESCUE RARITY FROM DROWNING IN THE OCEAN IN COLTSFORNIA IN THE TOWN OF SAND FILLY CISCO AS THE PONIES CROWD WATCHES AS RARITY IS PULLED BY HER HAIR AND IS PISSED OFF AT HIM FOR RUINING HER HAIR AGAIN !

PONIES ON FILM (TWO MOONS LATER) PONIES ON FILM !
PONIES ON FILM (GOT YOUR DRESSES SAPPHIRE SHORES PONY POP STAR )  PONIES ON FILM

ONE DAY RARITY COULDN'T POSE FOR PICTURES SO SHE LET QUIET SHY SLUT FLUTTERSHY TRY WITH WIDER SMILES YOU'D THINK SHE MADE A MILLION  FUSES PUMPING LIVE HEAT TWISTING OUT ON A DESIRE
TAKE ONE GLIMPSE FLUTTERSHY INTO THE NIGHT I'M TOUCHING CLOSE I'M HOLDING BRIGHT, HOLDING TIGHT
SHE GIVING ME HELL IN A WHISPER TAKE ME OFF THIS FUCKING FASHION DESIGN I'M NOT A SHOOTING STAR  I FLUTTERSHY QUIT PHOTO FINISH I CAN'T DAMNIT YOU IMPATIENE BITCH I RATHER TAKE CARE OF ANIMALS INSTEAD OF BEING PONIES ON FILM PONIES ON FILM (SHE'S MORE THAN A KIND ONE ) PONIES ON FILM
PONIES ON FILM (TWO MOONS LATER) PONIES ON FILM
PONIES ON FILM (ME AND RARITY ARE FRIENDS I FLUTTERSHY DON'T LIKE TO DO FUCKING FASHION DESIGN THAT'S NOT ME WITH RARITY TOGETHER)PONIES ON FILM
PONIES ON FILM (SEE YOU LATER RARITY?)PONIES ON FILM
PONIES ON FILM (WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE SAPPHIRE SHORES?) PONIES ON FILM !











FITZ AND TANTRUM- HOOVES CLAP

(TURN IT UP SEXY BITCH DJ PON 3)

SOMEPONY DANCE YOUR SOUL 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN PARTYING TOO MUCH IN PONYVILLE YEAH PINKIE PIE GETTING INTO TOO MANY TROUBLES , ALL THESE FUCKING PONIES DRUNK GOT YOU LOSING CONTROL  YOU'RE LIKE A MAGIC TO ME, A LIQUOR , MY SWEETS AND BOLD I WANT THE PARTY LIFE SAYS PINKIE PIE , EVERY GOOD NIGHT BERRY PUNCH YOU FUCKING WHORE WASTED DRUNK PONY YOU'RE A HARD ONE TO HOLD.
' CAUSE YOU PONIES DON'T EVEN KNOW ?
I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP SAID I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP !

SOMEPONY DANCE YOUR SOUL 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN PARTYING TOO MUCH IN PONYVILLE  YEAH PINKIE PIE GETTING INTO TOO MANY TROUBLES , ALL THESE FUCKING PONIES DRUNK GOT YOU LOSING CONTROL YOU'RE LIKE A MAGIC TO ME A LIQUOR, MY SWEETS AND BOLD I WANT  YOUR SEX BASTARD PET GUMMY YOU CAN'T BITE BUT YOU CAN FUCK MY SUGARY COCAINE PUSSY MY AWESOME ALLIGATOR WITH YOUR AFFECTION WHEN YOUR SCREWING MY ASS SO CLOSE !

'CAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ?
I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP!
SAID I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP !
EVERY NIGHT WHEN NIGHTMARE MOON COME OUT SHE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF THE PONIES WHEN DEMON SLUT IS AROUND ?
NEED TO BELIEVE YOU DISCORD COULD HOLD ME FLUTTERSHY DOWN  "CAUSE YOUR CHAOS IS SOMETHIN ' GOOD RIGHT NOW  WE COULD BE FLOATING ON YOUR CEILING SCREAMIN' TILL THE SUN COMES OUT AND WHEN WE WAKE WE'D BE THE ONLY SOUND IN YOUR VOID PORTAL HOUSE DISCORD YOU NAUGHTY BASTARD YOU !

GET ON MY KNEES AND WAIT FOR THE CHOCOLATE RAIN  (THAT I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP !)
THAT I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP!)
(TURN IT UP SEXY BITCH DJPON3)
THAT I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP !

MY KINDNESS KNOWS DISCORD YOU TRY TO SHOW YOUR WORST AND BEST, DON'T EVER DENY YOUR LIKE A STRANGER , GIMME FLUTTERSHY DANGER, ALL YOUR WRONGS AND BETRAYED WITH YOUR RIGHTS WITH TIREK MADE A FUCKING FOOL OUT OF YOU AND TRIED TO DESTROY YOU ! TIREK HIS SECRETS ON PONYVILLE  TO THE TARTARUS PRISON WAS NOT HIS FREEWAY , HE WAS A TERRIBLE KEEPER OF MAGIC CRIMES FEAR NO ERECTION, RAPES OF WRATH CAN ONLY SWEETEN YOUR WINE .

BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP !
SAID I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP !

EVERY NIGHT WHEN NIGHTMAREMOON COME OUT SHE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF THE PONIES WHEN DEMON SLUT IS AROUND?

NEED YOU TO BELIEVE YOU DISCORD COULD HOLD ME FLUTTERSHY DOWN 'CAUSE YOUR CHAOS IS SOMETHIN' GOOD RIGHT NOW WE COULD BE FLOATING ON YOUR CEILING SCREAMIN' TILL THE SUN COMES OUT AND WHEN WE'D BE THE ONLY SOUND IN YOUR VOID PORTAL HOUSE DISCORD YOU NAUGHTY BASTARD YOU !
GET ON MY KNEES AND WAIT FOR THE CHOCOLATE RAIN
(THAT I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP!)
THAT I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP!
THAT I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP!
THAT I DISCORD CAN MAKE YOUR HOOVES CLAP!
SO CAN I DISCORD GET A HOOVES CLAP MOTHER FUCKING BEAUTIFUL SHY PONY FLUTTERSHY !





ROD STEWART- I'M BLUEBLOOD DO YOU RARITY THINK I'M SEXY ?

BASTARD,BASTARD !
RARITY SITS ALONE AT THE GALA WAITING FOR HER PONY CHARMING. BLUEBLOOD IS SO NERVOUS AVOIDING ALL THE QUESTIONS THAT STALLION'S LIPS ARE DRY , RARITY'S HEART IS GENTLY POUNDING SHE SAY'S DO I KNOW WHAT EXACTLY WHAT HE'S THINKING ?  HEY RARITY IF YOU WANT MY BODY AND YOU THINK BLUEBLOOD IS SEXY COME ON BITCH LET ME KNOW .

IF YOU REALLY NEED ME JUST REACH WITH YOUR HOOVES RARITY AND TOUCH ME COME ON BITCH TELL ME SO
TELL ME SO WHORE !
BLUEBLOOD ACTING SHY LOOKING FOR AN ANSWER.
COME ON BITCH LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER
WHAT THE FUCK YOU PRICK YOU CALL ME RARITY A BITCH  SO GIVE ME A MINUTE TO CALL PINKIE PIE TO KICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS JACKASS !
SHE DANCES WITH BLUE BLOOD BUT HIS HEART IS IN THE WRONG PLACE HE'S ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT FUCKING  AND HERE HE KEEPS SAYING ? HEY RARITY IF  YOU WANT MY BODY AND YOU THINK BLUEBLOOD IS SEXY COME ON BITCH  TELL ME SO  .
IF YOU REALLY NEED ME JUST REACH WITH YOUR HOOVES RARITY AND TOUCH ME COME ON BITCH LET ME KNOW?
BLUEBLOOD COCK'S BEATING LIKE  CUM 'COS AT LAST HE'S CREAMED ON RARITY'S FACE AND HE TRIES TO SAY  TO HER WE'RE ALONE NOW ! HE AND RARITY WAKE UP AS PINKIE PIE AND FLUTTERSHY GET'S THE BIRDS TO SING  FOR WHO THAT RUDE BASTARD STALLION  STRANGER BLUEBLOOD  BUT DID YOU HAVE FUCKING SEX WITH ME  NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS THINKING  OUTSIDE IT'S SNOWING IN PONYVILLE  WITH MISTY AND RAINING AS I THOUGHT RAINBOWDASH WAS CHECKING ON THE DAMN WEATHER . OH, PINKIE PIE IS COMPLAINING AS SHE SAY'S WOW I'M OUT OF SWEETS AND CAKE FUCK HAAA RARITY NEVER MIND BITCH WE CAN WATCH THE EARLY MOVIE.

HE SAYS HEY RARITY IF YOU WANT MY BODY AND YOU THINK BLUEBLOOD IS SEXY COME ON BITCH LET ME KNOW ?
IF YOU REALLY NEED ME JUST REACH WITH YOUR HOOVES RARITY AND TOUCH ME COME ON  BITCH TELL ME SO ?
IF YOU REALLY NEED ME JUST REACH WITH YOUR HOOVES  RARITY AND TOUCH ME COME ON BITCH LET ME KNOW?
(RARITY VERSE)
IF I RARITY LOVE YOU , LOVE YOU, AND YOU NEED ME ?
JUST I FUCKING LET YOU KNOW
I WON'T REACH OUT FOR YOU TO TOUCH ME ?
NO I REALLY DON'T FUCKING WANT YOU ?
COME ON BASTARD  I WILL LET YOU GO
IF I REALLY HATE YOU I WON'T PLEASE YOU AND DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME  IF I ,IF I IF YOU MUST GO TO HELL I DON'T NEED YOU BLUE BLOOD AND YOUR NOT THAT SEXY AND NO I DON'T WANT YOUR FILLY WHORE BABIES COMING OUT MY SHITHOLE SO I TOLD YOU SO YOU MOTHER FUCKING JERK !!!




ALICECOOPER- SCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS


WELL WE GOT NO CHOICE

ALL THE FILLY'S AND COLT'S
MAKIN' ALL THE MOTHERFUCKER NOISE
'CAUSE THE FILLY'S FOUND NEW MUSIC
WELL WE CAN'T SALUTE YA
CAN'T FIND PONYVILLE FLAG
IF THAT DON'T SUIT YA
THAT'S A DRAG
SCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS
SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER FOR SWEETIE BELL, APPLE BLOOM AND SCOOTALOO !
SCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FOR SUMMER !
SCHOOL'S BEEN BLOWN TO PIECES

NO MORE MAGIC
NO MORE SPELLS
NO MORE OF WHORE CHEERILEE TEACHER'S DIRTY LOOKS

WELL WE PONIES GOT NO CLASS
AND WE GOT UNICORNIPLES (UNICORNIPLES)
WE AIN'T GOT NO INNOCENCE
WE CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A WORD THAT TIME .

SCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FOR SUMMER !
SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER FOR SWEETIE BELL, APPLE BLOOM AND SCOOTALOO!
SCHOOL'S BEEN BLOWN TO PIECES
NO MORE MAGIC
NO MORE SPELLS
NO MORE OF WHORE CHEERILEE TEACHER'S DIRTY LOOKS
WELL WE PONIES GOT NO CLASS AND WE GOT NO UNICORNIPLES (UNICORNIPLES)
WE AIN'T GOT NO INNOCENCE
WE CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A WORD THAT TIME.
SCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FOR SUMMER !
SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER FOR SWEETIE BELL, APPLE BLOOM AND SCOOTALOO!
OUR FUCKING SCHOOL'S BEEN BLOWN TO PIECES
NO MORE MAGIC
NO MORE SPELLS
NO MORE OF WHORE CHEERILEE TEACHER'S DIRTY LOOKS
WE BITCHES CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS ARE OUT FOR SUMMER!!!
OUT 'TIL MOTHER FUCKING FALL
WE BITCHES MIGHT NOT COME BACK AT ALL !

SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER FOR SWEETIE BELL, APPLE BLOOM AND SCOOTALOO!

SCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FOR SUMMER !
SCHOOL'S OUT WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING BASS FEVER YEAH BITCHES I'M DJ PON 3 !
SCHOOL'S OUT COMPLETELY WITH THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS !


MOTORHEAD- BAT FACE PONY

BIG-TIME POOR SHY PONY , OUT YOUR PAIN !
ANGEL BUNNY BASTARD, OUTSIDE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER FRIEND, O MY , LOOK OUT TWILIGHT SPARKLE GIVE IT UP, TWIST AND SHOUT , SLUT FLUTTERSHY IS NO MORE .
BAT FACE PONY, BAT FACE PONY , FLYING RODENT HERO, RIDE AND JOY!
BAT FACE PONY, BAT FACE PONY, BITCH WEIRDO BAT HYBRID PONY , BAT FACE PONY !
GET DOWN THIS IS PINKIE PIE , DAMN STRAIGHT , HIDE OUT, NIGHT AND DAY, NO SASS , UP TREETOP WHERE YOU GONNA STAY, SCREECH STRAIGHT, TREE BASE, HIDE DOWN WIN THE RACE.

BAT FACE PONY, BAT FACE PONY, FLYING RODENT HERO, RIDE AND JOY!
BAT FACE PONY, BAT FACE PONY, BATPONY ZERO, BAT FACE PONY .
STAY OUT, GONE HOME IN THE DARK, RIGHT ON MAKE IT BACK TO US FLUTTERSHY PLEASE I'M RARITY SO GET DOWN, BE STILL, MAKE IT UP, DON'T FUCKING GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK.
DO RIGHT, MAIN MAGIC, BACK DOWN ON YOUR HOOVES.
BAT FACE PONY,BAT FACE PONY, FLYING RODENT HERO, RIDE AND JOY!
BAT FACE PONY , BAT FACE PONY, FLUTTERSHY SCARY CUNT BATPONY FULLMOON WEIRDO, BAT FACE PONY !





QUEENRYCHE-THE PONY WORE BLACK

ON A LONELY WALK IN PONYVILLE THIS MORNING A LIGHT MIST IN THE AIR DARK NIGHTMAREMOON CLOUDS LAUGHING AT ME IN SILENCE.
CASTING SHADOWS THROUGH MY PONY HAIR
IN THE DISTANCE I SAW A PONY DRESSED IN BLACK WITH EYES OF GREY SHE WORE HER PAIN LIKE A WINDEGO SPIRIT.
MAGICAL LIFE WAS HER DEBT TO PAY
THE PONY WORE BLACK
IT'S THE SIGN OF THE CHANGELING LIVES
THE PONY WORE BLACK
HER EVIL MAGIC CALLS ME
THE PONY WORE BLACK !
HER LOVE CAN SET ME FREE
THE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE WHISPERED A WARNING SPELL TELLING ME PRINCESS CADANCE TO BEWARE OF THE IMPOSTOR CUNT OF HELL SHADOWED CHANGELING QUEEN
AND THE SADNESS I WOULD SHARE!
WE SAT TOGETHER FOR SOMETIME TOGETHER IN SILENCE
NEVER SPEAKING IN WORDS OF ALL HER BETRAYING THOUGHTS SHE SPOKE WITH HER WICKED EYES AND I LISTENED REMEMBERING ALL I HEARD !
THE PONY WORE BLACK
ITS THE SIGN OF THE CHANGELING LIVES
THE PONY WORE BLACK
SEE THE YEARS THROUGH FIRE IN HER EYES
THE PONY WORE BLACK!
HER EVIL MAGIC CALLS ME
THE PONY WORE BLACK
HER LOVE CAN SET ME FREE
THE WORDS OF HER HIVE KINGDOM WERE OF FORGOTTEN TIMES AND OF ALL KNOWLEDGE GAINED
MEMORIES I HAD AND DIDN'T KNOW WHY?
WITH A SMILE SHE EXPLAINED I SHOULD OF FUCKING DESTROYED YOU PRINCESS WHORE TWILIGHT SPARKLE OF WINDS COLD WARNING AND YOU SHOULD OF WALKED THE OTHER WAY.


I WAS MISTAKEN WITH HER SOUL AND NOW I BEAR HER SENTENCE BUT FOR HER I'M IN HELL I'LL GLADLY SAY?
THE PONY WORE BLACK !
ITS THE SIGN OF THE CHANGELING LIVES
THE PONY WORE BLACK!
SEE THE YEARS THROUGH FIRE IN HER EYES
THE PONY WORE BLACK!
HER EVIL MAGIC CALLS ME
THE PONY WORE BLACK!
HER LOVE CAN SET ME FREE !


SCORPIONS-RAINBOWDASH SOAR YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

IT'S EARLY IN PONYVILLE
THE SUN COME OUT
LAST NIGHT WAS SHAKING AND PRETTY LOUD !
OPALENCE IS PURRING AND SHE SCRATCHES MY PONY SKIN SO WHAT IS WRONG WITH ANOTHER GIN THE BITCH IS ANGRY I RARITY NEED TO TELL SO GIVE HER INCHES TO ROAM !
I FEED HER WELL MORE DAYS TO COME NEW PLACES IN EQUESTRIA TO GO I'VE GOT TO LEAVE IT'S TIME FOR PEGASUS FLYER SHOW !
HERE I'AM , RAINBOWDASH SOAR YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
HERE I'AM RAINBOWDASH SOAR YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
MY BODY IS RAINBOOMING IT STARTS TO SHOUT
DESIRE IS COMING IT BREAKS OUT LOUD LUST IS IN THE RAGE TILL STORM BREAKS LOOSE JUST HAVE TO FLY IT WITH SOMEONE I CHOOSE THE NIGHT IS CALLING I HAVE TO SOAR THE MAGIC IS HUNGRY SHE RUNS THE SKIES SHE'S LICKING HER LIPS SHE READY TO WIN  ON THE STUNT TONIGHT FOR LOVE AT FIRST WING
HERE I'AM , RAINBOWDASH SOAR YOU LIKE A HURRICANE !
HERE I'AM , RAINBOWDASH SOAR YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!
HERE I'AM , RAINBOWDASH SOAR YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!
HERE I'AM YOUR AWESOME 20% COOLER KICK ASS BITCH RAINBOWDASH SOAR YOU LIKE HURRICANE MOTHER FUCKERS !
 

BONUS TRACK -LADY GAGA- DERPY FACE  AND
BEASTIE BOYS- PINKIE PIE HAS A RIGHT TO PARTY !

MMUMMM-FINS MUUUUUMMM-FINS MUFFINS!
MMUMMM-FINS MUUUUUMMM-FINS MUFFINS !
MMUMMM-FINS MUUUUUMMM-FINS MUFFINS !
MMUMMM-FINS MUUUUUMMM-FINS MUFFINS!
MMUMMM-FINS MUUUUUMMM-FINS MUFFINS !

I WANNA MAKE DELIVERIES LIKE DO IN CLOUDS DALE
FOLD  EM LETTERS RAISE IT RAINBOW DASH AS YOU SOAR WITH ME , I LOVE IT .
KLUTZ AND CONDITION PLAY THE CARDS I SEND OH FUCK I SENT THE WRONG OLD MAID PONY POST CARDS  TO START AND AFTER THE PONIES ARE PISSED AT ME THEY ARE THE ONES THAT WILL BE PLAYING MY HEART !

OH, OH OH
I'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO  PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE BITCH TO SHOW HER I'M NOT THAT HOT !
OH,OH OH
I'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE BITCH TO SHOW HER I'M NOT THAT HOT !

NO WHORE DRAMA QUEEN RARITY YOU CAN'T READ MY ,CAN'T READ  MY DERPY FACE !
NO SHY SLUT PEGASUS FLUTTERSHY YOU  CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE ! (SHE GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)
NO PINKIE PIE FUCKING COCAINE WHORE DRUG ADDICT PONY YOU CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE !
NO FARM BITCH APPLE JACK YOU CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE! (SHE GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)
D-D-D- DERPY FACE, D-D-DERPY FACE
(MUM MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS )

I WANNA DO MAGIC SHOWS WITH TRIXIE A HARD PAIR OF BITCHES WE WILL BE A LITTLE DANGER IS FUN WHEN YOUR WITH ME DERPY YOU DAMN KLUTZY SILLY CUNT I LOVE IT !


THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE IS NOT THE SAME WHEN I WANT A LION TO EAT ME IS ASKING FOR FUCKING DEATH ROULETTE WITHOUT THE SPELL AND DERPY WHEN IT'S SMILES IT'S NOT THAT TOUGH IT MUST BE FUN, FUN .
OH,OH OH
I'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE BITCH TO SHOW HER I'M NOT THAT HOT !
OH,OH OH
I'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE BITCH TO SHOW HER I'M NOT THAT HOT !
NO WHORE DRAMA QUEEN YOU CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY  DERPY FACE !(SHE GOT CROSSED -EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)
NO  SHY SLUT PEGASUS FLUTTERSHY YOU CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE ! (SHE GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)
D-D-D- DERPY FACE , D-D- DERPY FACE !
(MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS )
D-D-D-DERPY FACE, D-D- DERPY FACE !
(MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS )
(MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS)
(MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS)

I CAN'T MAKE DELIVERIES
I WILL KISS YOU OR HUG YOU PINKIE PIE
CAUSE I'M LOOKING FOR MY MUFFINS
I'M HOT FLYING I'M JUST KLUTZY WITH MY CROSS-EYES RUNNING
JUST LIKE MY PARTNER IN THE PONIDIS TAKE ME TO GALLOPFREE AS WAY OUT I PROMISE. PROMISE THAT I'D STAY WITH YOU DOCTOR WHOOVES CHECK HIS TIE BECAUSE HE IS MARVELOUS.
NO  PINKIE PIE FUCKING COCAINE WHORE DRUG ADDICT YOU CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY  DERPY FACE !
(SHE GOT CROSSED -EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)
NO FARM BITCH APPLE JACK YOU CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE !
(SHE GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)

CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY NO BASTARD HORNY DRAGON SPIKE READ MY DERPY FACE !
(SHE'S GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)
CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY  NO PRINCESS CELESTIA YOU FUCKING WHORE CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE !
(SHE'S GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)
NO BROTHER BIG MAC YOU DAMN BASTARD YOU CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE !
(SHE'S GOT CROSSED- EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)
CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY  NO YOU FUCKING CUNT OF HELL QUEEN CHRYSALIS YOU CAN'T READ MY DERPY FACE !
(SHE'S GOT CROSSED- EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)
D-D-D DERPY FACE, D-D-DERPY FACE
D-D-D-DERPY FACE, D-D- DERPY FACE
(SHE'S GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)
D-D-D -DERPY FACE , D-D-DERPY FACE
D-D-D- DERPY FACE, D-D- DERPY FACE
(SHE'S GOT CROSSED-EYED LOVE SOMEPONY)
D-D-D- DERPY FACE , D-D-DERPY FACE
(MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS)
D-D-D- DERPY FACE, D-D-DERPY FACE
(MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS )
D-D-D- DERPY FACE D-D- DERPY FACE
(MUM MUM MUMMM-FINS )
D-D-D- DERPY FACE , D-D- DERPY FACE

(STARLIGHT GLIMMER YOU FUCKING  WHORE, CUNT, BITCH DID YOU EAT ALL MY MUMMMMMMM-FINS YOU COULD OF HAD A FEW BUT NO YOU HAD TO EAT ALL OF MY MUFFFFINS MUFFFFFINS MUFFFFFINS I'M DERPY HOOVES MOTHERFUCKING CULT STEALING TALENTS YOU HELLISH RUDE CUNT SO NO YOU CAN'T SEE MY DERPY FACE
(MUM MUM MUMMMM-FINS BUY ME SOME MORE MUFFINS YOU RUDELY ATE ALL YOU BITCH !!!)

BEASTIE BOYS- PINKIE PIE HAS A RIGHT TO PARTY !





JAM IT !

I WAKE UP LATE FOR SUGAR CUBE CORNER WOW WAY TO GO
YOU ASK APPLE JACK WHORE PLEASE ? BUT THE FARM PONY STILL SAYS NO !
YOU MISSED TWO CAKE ORDERS AND GOT LOTS OF WORK
BUT CHEERLIE TEACHER SAYS THAT DRUG ADDICT PINKIE PIE TEACHES CLASS LIKE WE KNOW SHE'S A JERK .
PINKIE PIE HAS A RIGHT TO PARTY !
YOUR FATHER IGNEOUS ROCK CATCHES MAUD PIE AND SISTER SLUT PINKIE PIE SMOKING WEED , HE SAYS WHAT THE FUCK DIANA PINKAMEANIA PIE  YOU BEEN GETTING HIGH ON YOUR STASH OF OVER YEAR ON JOINTS IN A DAY DAMN, LIVING ON THE ROCK FARM IS SUCH A DRAG NOW MARBLE PIE THAT BITCH THREW AWAY YOUR BEST CUMMING STALLION MAG
(BUSTED!)
PINKIE PIE  HAS A RIGHT TO PARTY !
YOU GOTTA SMILE
PINKAMEANIA DON'T STEP OUT THIS HOUSE IF THOSE CLOTHES MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THAT SINGER SLUT VULGARONNA I'LL KICK YOU PARTY PONY WHORE OUT IF YOU DON'T TRIM THAT HAIR.

PINKIE'S MOM BUST IN AND SAID , WHAT'S THAT NOISE ?

OH, IT'S MY DJ PON 3 MOTHERFUCKING BAD ASS BITCH IN THE HOUSE SHE GOT THE JAMS AND YOUR JUST FUCKING PISSED OFF I'M HAVING A PARTY  WITH MY DRUNK PARTY FRIENDS !
PINKIE PIE  GOT RIGHT TO PARTY !
PINKIE PIE  GOT A RIGHT TO PARTY !
WUBBBB WUBBBBB BITCHES TIME TO PARTY , PARTY  YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT BECAUSE I SAID MOTHER FUCKING PINKIE PIE HAS A RIGHT TO PARTY !
MOTHER FUCKING PINKIE PIE HAS A RIGHT TO PARTY !
TO PARTY TO PARTY TO PARTY !

























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