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"writing": "UNICORNIA 10-2017!-EXPLICIT LYRICS - PARODY SURPRISE MLP FIM SONGS MY OWN METALLICA LYRICS ENJOY!\n\n\"METAL SONG\"\n\n\"ROCKIN CONCERT UP\"\n\n\"STRUMMING IT TOGETHER\"\n\n \" FUCKING SING NOW, ROCK NOW\"\n\n\"THE BRONY CRUSADERS SONG\"\n\n\"AT THE STAGE\"\n\n\"THRASHY POKEY\"\n\n\"MAY THE BEST METALIST WIN\"\n\n\"DRAGON SONG\"\n\n\"THE FUCKER?S AWESOME SONG\"\n\n\"THIS BITCH IS GOING TO WORK IT PART 1 AND 2\"\n\n\"A TRUE , TRUE ROCKER \"\n\n\n\nOH, BRONIES, DON?T YOU SEE ...?\n\nWHEN I WAS A PONY ROCKER AND CROWD WAS GOING FUCKING INSANE...\n\nROCKING I GOT ...\n\nTHE DARKNESS AND THE SHADOWS OF THE STAGE THEY WOULD ALWAYS KICK SOME ASS ...\n\nROCK IT \n\nI?D PROVIDE A CONCERT FROM ABOVE THE CROWD \n\nBUT ALL YOU BRONIES MUST LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING KICK ASS SHOW OF YEAH , YEAH, YEAH, OF MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC TO DEAL WITH THE FANS OF THE SHOW !\n\nTHEN SING UP FUCKERS!\n\nI SAID YOU BRONIES YOU GOTTA STAND TALL LEARN TO FACE YOUR BULLIES YOU?LL SEE THAT THEY CAN?T HURT YOU JUST ROCK TO MAKE THEM IGNORE YOU AND DISAPPEAR ! \n\nFUCCCCCCCCCCCK!\n\nGRINDING AT THE CONCERT \n\nGRINNING AT THE GIRLS WHO SHOW THERE BOOBS...\n\nFUCKING BOOOOOBS!\n\nCRAZY UP THE C- BASS...\n\nHA-HAHA-HAAAA FUCKERS!\n\nWUBSTEP IT UP WITH THE DJ PON3 THE BADDEST BITCH PONY IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, !\n\nHEY FUCKERS SAY, WOOOO - HOO- HOO!\n\nCHUCKLE AT THE SMOOZ...\n\nHEY, HEY, HEY YEAH ALRIGHT FUCKERS SAY THIS WORD PLUS ARE YOU AWESOME 20% COOLER KICK ASS BRONIES HAVING A GOOD TIME ? GOOD !\n\nSAY K-K-HEE-KHEE-KHEE!\n\nSNICKER AT SYMPONY.....\n\nAAAAAAHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA !!\n\nTELL THAT BIG DUMB BULLY GILDA WHORE DISGRACE TO TAKE A HIKE AND LEAVE FOREVER IN DARKNESS AND IF SHE DON?T LIKE PRANKS THEN FUCK HER BECAUSE THAT BITCH HAS ANOTHER THING COMING AND THE RUDE COMMENTS THAT SLUT FUCKING GRYPHON SAYS YOUR A DAMN DWEEB BUT IT ALL JUST MAKES YOU WANNA HAAAAAAAAA! HAAAAAAAAAA! HAAAAAAAAAA! FUCKERS YOU KICK ASS BRONIES !\n\n\n\nTHREE MONTHS OF KICK ASS SHOWS AND AWESOME PONY CROWDS.\n\nWE?VE KEPT THE SPEAKERS LOUD AT THE STAGE, TIME OFF FROM WORK TO FUCKING RRRROCK!\n\nBUT THE FOOD IS TOO HIGH PRICED HERE AND THE CROWD SAY?S THIS IS GETTING OLD.\n\nAND EVEN THOUGH I LOOOVE THIS ROCK -SHIRT IT?S NO LONGER GETING BOLD.\n\nTHE TIME HAS COME TO WELCOME YOU FUCKERS AND ALL THE AWESOME THINGS AND DREAMS. BUT IT?S ALSO TIME TO SAY LET?S ROCK FUCKERS. IT?S SINNER?S WE MUST BEAM ! HOW CAN YOU HELP FANS? YOU SAY YOUR NEW TO THIS YOU SEE? WHAT DOES EVERYPONY CONCERT DO? \n\nHOW DO YOU FANS FIT WITHIN THIS MAGIC ? YOU HAVEN?T GOT A CLUE ! \n\nROCKIN CONCERT UP ! ROCKIN CONCERT UP! LET?S FINISH HAAAA OUR METAL MUSIC CHEER.\n\nROCKIN CONCERT UP! ROCKIN CONCERT UP! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE! \n\nBRINGING THE SONGS TO THE SOUTHERN STAGE, A METALIST JOB BEGINS, AND CLEARING ALL THE DOOMY SKIES TO LET THE SUNSHINE IN. \n\nROCKIN? CONCERT UP! ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ! LET?S FINISH HAAAA OUR METAL MUSIC CHEER. ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE! \n\nROCKIN? CONCERT UP! ROCKIN? CONCERT UP! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE ! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE! NO EASY TASK FOR A MUSICIAN TO PLAN OUR LOUD SONGS. \n\nWITH PERFORMANCE CARE AND VOCALS, EVERYPONY IT NEEDS! \n\nBEER, CHIPS, CUTIES ASSES, COLORFUL RAINBOWDASH FANS TOO. WE WORK VERY HARD IT?S ALL WE FUCKERS HAVE TO DO ! \n\nROCKIN? CONCERT UP ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ! LET?S FINISH OUR METAL MUSIC CHEER. ROCKIN? CONCERT ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE ! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE ! NOW THAT I KNOW HOW POPULAR UNICORNIA DOES , I HAVE TO FUCKING ROCK IN THIS PLACE AND HELP WITH ALL MY SCREAMING IN MY HEART. TOUGH CROWD AHEAD I HEADBANG! HOW WILL THIS BRONY CONCERT DO WITHOUT MAGIC ? HELP BY SUPPORTING THE METALLICA WAY FUCKERS ? I WANT TO SING TO DO MY BEST TODAY ! I WANT TO SING TO DO MY BEST TODAY! ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ! ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ! LET?S FINISH OUR METAL CHEER! ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE! ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ! ? CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE ! ? CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE ! \n\n\"STRUMMING IT TOGETHER \"\n\nCORD BY CORD ,\n\nSTRUMMING IT TOGETHER\n\nTWILIGHT?S DECIBALS \n\nROCKIN OUT PERFORMANCE, SNARE BY SNARE, MAKING SURE THE FRICTION SOUNDS NICELY, IT?S THE PERFECT COOL AND SO HEAVY. ALWAYS GOT TO KEEP IN MUSIC MY PLAYING. MAKING SURE THE CONTROLS CORRECTLY FACING I?M STRUMMING TWILIGHT?S DECIBALS.... VENUE BY VENUE , CUSSING ON THE DETAILS. \n\nJEWELED BASSLINE ?\n\nDON?T YOU KNOW A PITCH IN TIME SAVES WINE ?\n\nMAKE HER SOMETHING PERFECT TO DESIRE EVEN THOUGH SHE HATES OPERA ADMIRE . GOT TO MIND THOSE DISCIMATE FAILS EVEN THOUGH SHE?S MORE CONCERNED WITH SALES. IT?S APPLE JACK?S NEW GUITAR !\n\nDIGITAL MUSIC MAKING?S EASY.\n\nFOR PINKIE PIE, SOMETHING POWERFUL,\n\nFLUTTERSHY, SOMETHING BODACIOUS, BLEND COOLNESS AND FAME- DO YOU THINK IT LOOKS SLUTTY?\n\nSOMETHING BITCHIN PERHAPS QUITE PERFECTION?\n\nLOOK AND DYE, COULDN?T YOU JUST SIMPLY TRY?\n\nMAKING SURE IT JAMS STAGE ROCK AND TEST. DON?T FORGET SOME MAGIC IN THE DECIBALS. EVEN THOUGH IT RIDES HIGH ON THE STAGE, RAINBOW WON?T MAKE THE RANK . I?M STRUMMING RAINBOW?S ELE. GUITAR . \n\nPITCH BY PITCH , SOUND BY SOUND , CHOIR, DEATH, HARMONY, SPECTRA, TRIP, RIFF BY RIFF . PRISM AND POUND . VENUE BY VENUE NEVER INSIST AND THAT?S THE ART OF THE SOOOOOOONNNG! \n\nBITCH BY BITCH, \n\nSTRUMMING IT TOGETHER \n\nBASSLINE BOOMS, \n\nDON?T YOU KNOW THE CRITIC?S ALWAYS WRONG, \n\nEVEN MY FANS CHOICE WAS PERFECTION. \n\nGOT TO ROCK TONIGHT .\n\nPINKIE PIE , THAT CYMBAL IS TOO SENSITIVE, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE BRIGHT LIGHT. I?M JAMMING THEM TOGETHER.\n\nHOUR BY HOUR. ONE MORE RANGE, I?M JAMMING THEM TOGETHER . TAKE GREAT GAINS. FLUTTERSHY , YOU?RE ALWAYS PUTTING ME IN A GRIND.\n\nRAINBOW DASH WHAT?S ON YOUR BEHIND ?\n\nOH, GOSH , THERE?S SIMPLY NOT MUCH GRIME.\n\nDON?T FORGET APPLEJACK?S LOVE MUST BE FINE. \n\nDIGITALMAKING?S EASY EVERY FAN?S WALL BRINGS A WHOLE NEW DECISION. HAVE TO PICK UP THE PACE, STILL HOLD TO MY INCISIONS. PINKIE PIE- ALL WE EVER WANT IS CELEBRATION. \n\nRAINBOW DASH- ALL WE REALLY LIKE IS WHAT WE SHOW.\n\nTWILIGHT SPARKLE -\n\nGOT TO BALANCE STYLE WITH CLEARANCE.\n\nFLUTTERSHY- MAKING SURE WE MAKE A GOOD ACT. \n\nAPPLEJACK- EVEN IF YOU SIMPLY HAVE TO JUDGE IT.\n\nPINKIE PIE, RAINBOW DASH, TWILIGHT SPARKLE, FLUTTERSHY, AND APPLE JACK. \n\nMAKE SURE THAT IT STAYS WITHIN OUR INCOME! \n\nRARITY- \n\nGOT TO OVER COME IMATATION.\n\nREMEMBER , IT?S ALL IN THE DEMONSTRATION! \n\nPITCH BY PITCH, SOUND BY SOUND, CHOIR ,DEATH, HARMONY, SPECTRA ,TRIP, RAINBOOM BY RAINBOOM, PRISM AND POUND, VENUE BY VENUE, ALWAYS CONFESSED. AND THAT?S THE ART OF THE SOOOOOOOOONG !\n\n\"FUCKING SING NOW, ROCK NOW! \"\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\nHOW ABOUT I SING YOU A DEATH MELODY?\n\nALL THREE GIRLS \n\nFUCK YEAH ! \n\nFLUTTERSHY \n\nAHEM..... YOU DAMN WHORES FUCKING BE QUIET !\n\nFUCKING SING NOW, ROCK NOW ! \n\nIT?S TIME TO JAM YOUR METAL HEAD.\n\nFUCKING SING NOW, ROCK NOW ! IT?S TIME FUCKING MOSH TO BED .\n\nSWEETIE BELLE \n\nI ROCK THIS ONE SLUT !!!\n\nFLUTTERSHY \n\nOH, WOW YOU CALLED ME A SLUT YOU PIG WHORE CUNT ANYWAY MOTHERFUCKER WHY DON?T YOU THRASH IT WITH ME WHORE SWEETIE BELLE ?\n\nSWEETIE BELLE \n\nAHEM..... YOU RUDE FUCKING SLUT SO FUCKING SING NOW , ROCK NOW , TIME TO JAM YOUR METAL HEAD. \n\nSAID, FUCKING SING NOW, ROCK NOW! IT?S TIME TO MOSH TO BEEEEEEED.\n\nFLUTTERSHY \n\nOKAY, SWEETIE BELLE THAT WAS- RATHER VILE AND FUCKING VULGAR?\n\nSWEETIE BELLE\n\nRIFFING OFF TO STAGE.\n\nTHE EXCITING DAY?S FIND YOU. \n\nRIFFTING OFF TO STAGE.\n\nLET THE JOY OF METALLAND BIND YOU.\n\nFLUTTERSHY \n\nTHANKYOU, SWEETIE BELLE I?M HEADBANGING SO DAMN FUCKING WILD GETTING SO DRUNK I CUMMED MY PUSSY SELF TO SLEEP.\n\nSWEETIE BELLE\n\nFUCKING SING NOW, ROCK NOW ! LAY YOUR METALHEAD. SAID , FUCKING SING NOW, ROCK NOW ! \n\nIT?S TIME TO MOSH TO FUCCCCCCCCCKING BBBBBBBBEDDDDDD YOU WWWWWWWHORE !!!\n\n\"THE BRONY CRUSADERS SONG\"\n\nSCOOTALOO\n\nLOOK! HERE ARE THREE BRONIES READY TO SING FOR EQUESTRIA. LISTEN UP, CAUSE FUCKERS HERE?S OUR SHOW. \n\nWE?RE GONNA SING IT- APPLEBLOOM, SWEETIE BELLE, AND SCOOTALOO \n\nFUCKING LOUD! \n\nSCOOTALOO\n\nWHEN OTHERS MAKE FUN OF PONY FANS AND YOUR PUT DOWN FOR LIKING A MY LITTLE PONY SHOW YOU DARE TO WATCH. \n\nFEELS LIKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP WILL NEVER COME WHEN YOUR FANDOM IS NOT THERE AS IT WILL NEVER COME . SO THE THREE OF US STAND UP FOR WHAT IS RIGHT OF WHAT WE TRUELY FUCKING BELIEVE IN ? \n\nTHERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR. \n\nWE?LL ALWAYS RAINBOOM WHAT WE?LL DO NEXT - \n\nAPPLEBLOOM, SWEETIE BELLE, AND SCOOTALOO\n\n?TIL OUR FANDOM COMES HERE ! \n\nWE ARE THE BRONY CRUSADERS ON A QUEST WITH KICKASS RAINBOWDASH TO HELP US KNOW WHAT WE ARE IN OUR HEARTS AND WE WILL NEVER STOP THIS FUCKING INSANE CONCERT NOT UNTIL EVERYPONY EXCEPTS OF WHO THEY ARE ?\n\nSCOOTALOO \n\nTHEY ALL SAY THAT IT?S ALRIGHT TO LIKE A SHOW FOR GIRLS AND WE KNOW THE TIME IS RIGHT AND YOU?LL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU?RE S?POSED TO DO \n\nAND YOUR MUSIC KICKING ASS TO LIGHT. \n\nBUT IT?S NOT AS EASY TO SHRED THAT SOUND AND JAMMING WAITING?S HARD TO DO. \n\nSO WE SING SO FUCKING LOUD WITH WHAT TALENTS WE HAVE EVERYWHERE- APPLE BLOOM, SWEETIE BELLE, AND SCOOTALOO \n\nUNTIL OUR PLACE IS TRUE! \n\nWE ARE THE BRONY CRUSADERS ON A QUEST WITH KICKASS RAINBOWDASH TO HELP US KNOW WHAT WE ARE IN OUR HEARTS AND WE WILL NEVER STOP THIS FUCKING INSANE CONCERT NOT UNTIL EVERYPONY EXCEPTS OF WHO THEY ARE ? \n\nNOT UNTIL WE ARE THE BBBBBBRONY CRUSSSSSSSSADDDDDDD-EEEEEEEEE- RRRRRRRR- SSSSSSSSS!\n\n\"AT THE STAGE \"\n\nTWILIGHT SPARKLE\n\nAT THE STAGE !\n\nPONY FRIENDS\n\nAT THE STAGE !\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\nAT THE STAGE, ON THE BACKSTAGE , I AM GOING TO PERFORM ALL.\n\nALL THE COSPLAYERS I?LL GREET THEM AT THE STAGE.\n\nPONY FRIENDS \n\nAT THE STAGE! \n\nFLUTTERSHY \n\nALL THE SIRENS AND THE DISCORDIANS THEY WILL SCARE ME, HUGE AND NIGHTMARISH BITCH NIGHTMAREMOON WILL SEND ME RUNNING AWAY! 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ALL THAT WE?VE BEEN WISHING FOR WILL HAPPEN AT THE STAGE! \n\nAT THE STAGE! \n\nRARITY \n\nAT THE STAGE, ALL THE LOYALS, \n\nWILL MEET FAIR RARITY.\n\nTHEY WILL SEE I?M JUST A WHORE AT THE STAGE ! \n\nPONY FRIENDS \n\nAT THE STAGE!\n\nRARITY \n\nI WILL FIND HIM, MY PERVERTED CUMMER.\n\nAND HOW SPIKY WIKY HE WILL BE... HE WILL TREAT ME LIKE A BITCH TONIGHT AT THE STAGE!\n\nPONY FRIENDS \n\nTHIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR. TO HAVE THE BEST CONCERT EVER! \n\nEACH OF US WILL LIVE OUR METAL DREAMS TONIGHT AT THE STAGE! \n\nAT THE STAGE!\n\nRAINBOWDASH\n\nI?VE BEEN SOARING \n\nI?VE BEEN DRINKING TO FLY WITH THOSE GREAT PEGASUS ... THE WONDERBOLTS !\n\nTHEIR ASSBOOMING RAINBOW POWERS TO SPREAD ACROSS THE SKIES OF THEIR TRICKS, SPINNING ROUND AND HAVING STUNTS! \n\nPERFORM FOR CROWDS OF THOUSANDS ! THEY?LL LOVE THE DIAMOND PYROS SHOWER THE WONDERBOLTS WILL SEE ME RIGHT HERE AT THE STAGE!\n\nPONY FRIENDS \n\nALL WE?VE ROCKED FOR,\n\nALL WE?VE FUCKING DREAMED... OUR AWESOME NIGHT EVER AFTER. 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MEETING LOTS OF CONCERT GOERS WITH SHOUTS. THAT?S WHAT I?M ROCKING ABOUT! YOU DUBSTEP YOUR LEFT BASS IN,\n\nYOU SLAMMED THE BASSCANNON YOU PULL IT RIGHT BACK OUT. \n\nYOU DUBSTEP YOUR LEFT BASS IN. \n\nBUT YOU BETTER HELP DERPY HOOVES DRUNK BITCH PEGASUS CLUMSY OUT.\n\nYOU DO THE THRASHY POKEY FUCKERS ! BUT YOU GET LOST IN A DIFFERENT CROWD. THAT?S WHAT I?M ROCKING ABOUT. YOU HEADBANG YOUR BACK LEFT IN.\n\nYOU HEADBANG PULL YOUR BACK LEFT OUT.\n\nYOU THRASH YOUR LEFT BACK IN. \n\nJUST ROCK BE BRAVE AND HAVE NO DOUBT.\n\nYOU DO THE THRASHY POKEY FUCKERS!\n\nFEELING AWESOME TO ROCK NOT POUT.\n\nTHAT?S WHAT I?M SINGING ABOUT !\n\nYOU BANG YOUR HEAD IN.\n\nYOU BANG YOUR HEAD OUT.\n\nYOU BANG YOUR HEAD IN. THEN YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT. YOU DO THE THRASHY POKEY. EVEN THOUGH YOUR NIGHT IS LOUD YOUR BETTER HERE WITHOUT!\n\nYOU THRASH YOUR WHOLE FUCKING SELF IN .\n\nYOU THRASH YOUR WHOLE FUCKING SELF OUT.\n\nYOU THRASH YOUR WHOLE FUCKING SELF IN. \n\nAND THRASH YOURSELF ABOUT.\n\nYOU DO THE THRASHY POKEY AND YOU GIVE A LITTLE SHOUT.\n\nFLUTTERSHY \n\nTHRASH OUT!\n\nTHAT?S WHAT I?M ROCKING ABOUT!\n\nYOU DO THE THRASHY POKEY !\n\nYOU DO THE THRASHY POKEY!\n\nYOU DO THE MOTHERFUCKING THRASHY POKEY! AND THAT?S WHAT IT?S ALL ABOUT. YEAH!!!\n\nKICKASS EVERYPONY!!! \n\n\"MAY THE BEST METALIST WIN \"\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\nNOW, UNICORNIA MY DEAR, I CANNOT EXPRESS YOUR MUSIC, IT?S TASTEFUL CLEAR THAT SOMEWHERE OUT OF NOWHERE IS THE MELODY THAT WILL SUIT YOU JUST RIGHT. \n\nRAINBOWDASH\n\nI CAN?T WAIT FOR WHAT YOU HAVE IN STORE FLUTTERSHY BUT FIRST LET SET A FEW RULES. NO HIP HOP SHIT AND NOT FUCKING COUNTRY MUSIC GOT IT AND MUST BE COOL AND KICK ASS !\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\nAWESOME COOL GOT IT I HAVE MANY MELODIES AND CHOICES JUST WAIT , YOU WILL SEE.\n\nRAINBOWDASH\n\nI NEED SOMETHING TO KICK SOME ASS ON THIS STAGE SPEEDING LIKE A BULLET TO SHRED WITH ME. \n\nFLUTTERSHY \n\nSURE, HOW ABOUT SOME FOLK MUSIC ?\n\nTHEY HAVE THAT 50?S STYLE YOU?LL LIKE WITH ALL THAT JAZZ.\n\nRAINBOWDASH\n\nFOLK MUSIC FROM THE 50?S \n\nKEEP THAT BASTARD PARENTS SONGS AWAY FROM ME HAVE YOU EVEN MET ME BITCH ?\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\nRAINBOW, SLUT HAVE FAITH. YOU SEE I WILL BET YOU SOMEWHERE IN HERE IS THE MUSIC THAT WILL BE YOUR?S COME ON, FUCK THE SKY?S THE LIMIT!\n\nRAINBOWDASH \n\nSKY IS GOOD ! I?D LIKE TO FLY.\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\nREALLY? BECAUSE I THINK THIS POP MUSIC TUNE HAS YOUR NAME WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. YES IT DOES AW, LOOK THE SONG LIKES YOU!\n\nRAINBOWDASH \n\nI?M GOING TOO BE MOTHERFUCKING SICK DON?T EVER PLAY THAT FILLY BARFER SONG \"IT?S TOO LATE TO SAY I?M SELFISH\" PASS.\n\nFLUTTERSHY \n\nI HAVE SO MANY WONDERFUL CHOICES FOR YOU TO DECIDE!\n\nTHERE ARE DUBSTEP AND ELECTRONICA WITH MASSIVE APPEAL.\n\nRAINBOWDASH \n\nDUBSTEP AND ELECTRONICA ARE NOT MY CUP OF TEA.\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\nMAYBE NOT, BUT I?VE SEEN DJ PON3 SPIN DISC TEN FEET IN THE AIR WHEN HER BASS CANNON REACHES THE STAGE.\n\nRAINBOWDASH\n\nTHAT?S IT I?M FUCKING OUT OF HERE !\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\nWAIT THERE MUST BE A SONG STYLE THAT WOULD FIT YOUR TICKET HOW ABOUT GOTHIC OR VIKING ?\n\nRAINBOWDASH\n\nLOUDER AND DARKER.\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\nLOUDER, DARKER, RIGHT.\n\nI?VE GOT JUST THE THING A LIGHTENING BOLT IN THAT TREE LOVELY!\n\nRAINBOWDASH\n\nIT?S JUST A LIGHTENING BOLT!!!\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\nNOT JUST A LIGHTENING BOLT A MAGICAL ONE !\n\nRAINBOWDASH \n\nYEAHHHHH, SO LIKE I WAS SAYING -FLUTTERSHY BITCH , THIS WON?T CUT IT. I NEED A GUITAR SOMETHING AWESOME TO SHRED WITH ME IN THE FLYING SKY WITH COOLNESS THAT DEFIED GRAVITY!\n\nFLUTTERSHY \n\nFUCK DAMN I?M SENSING YOU WANT TO BE UNICORNIA THE METAL SINGER THAT KICKS SOME MAJOR ASS !\n\nRAINBOWDASH \n\nYA, THINK??\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\nI HAVE PLENTY OF MUSIC THAT?S LOUD IN THE SKY. LIKE A BASS GUITAR THAT HAS AWESOME DEMON KICK ASS RIFTS OR A DRUM THAT BLEEDS YOUR EARDRUMS? \n\nRAINBOWDASH \n\nBETTER BUT COOLER !\n\nFLUTTERSHY \n\nI SEE HOW ?ABOUT KING DE-MON LIKE MUSIC OR DARKKY OLD BONE OR ALICORN COOPER ?\n\nTHERE?S SO MANY WONDERFUL DARK FUCKING ARTIST THE LIKE OF THAT.\n\nTHERE ARE DARK CROWS AND GORY VULTURES , THEY ARE BOTH QUITE SCARY WITH YOUR MUSIC.\n\nOR PERHAPS WHAT YOU NEED FOR YOUR BAND IS A SEXUAL SUCCUBUS TO FUCK YOUR SOUL OUT?\n\nRAINBOWDASH \n\nNOW YOU?RE TALKING ! \n\nBUT INSTEAD OF ONE METAL GENRE NOW THERE?S TOO MANY ! \n\nFUCK WOW THERE?S SYMPHONIC METAL, OPERA, SCREAM?O, TECHNO, J-POP, BLACK. \n\nSO MANY DAMN CHOICES.\n\nMETAL BANDS I?VE HAVE FUCKING NEVER HEARD LIKE \n\nPINKIESUGHAR, DICORTYCON AND FILLY OF BORDOM.\n\nRAINBOWDASH \n\nTHE SHEMALE SUCCUBUS FUCKING ME MIGHT BE AWESOME! BUT THE 80?S BAND WASP I?M LOVING THE SONG \"FUCK LIKE A PONY \"\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\nNO BUT THERE IS A CRAZY DEVIL BAND IN PINK YOU?LL LIKE CALLED \n\nUNICORN OF FILTH \n\nTHOSE BANDS ARE TERRIFYING !\n\nRAINBOWDASH \n\nWHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO ?\n\nA PRIZE THAT?S IT !\n\nTHERE?S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT WHICH METAL SINGER IS THE BEST.\n\nHOLD A BATTLE OF THE METALIST FOR SPEED, VOICE, GROWLS AND AWESOME SINGING TO PUT TO THE TEST! \n\nFLUTTERSHY \n\nWHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY WEARING THESE DAYS IN BANDS ? \n\nTHAT SHOULD BE CONSIDERED.\n\nRAINBOWDASH \n\nTHEN I?LL KNOW FOR SURE WHO?S BEST OF THE BANDS! \n\nFLUTTERSHY \n\nTHE SCARY FUCKS WHO ARE DARK AND COOL. \n\nRAINBOWDASH\n\nJUST LIKE ME! \n\nCAN?T SETTLE FOR LESS \n\n?CAUSE I?M THE BEST!\n\nRAINBOWDASH AND FLUTTERSHY\n\nSO A CONCERT CONTEST WE WILL SEEEEEEEEE...\n\nRAINBOWDASH \n\nWHO?S THE NUMBER ONE GREATEST, PERFECTIONIST METAL SINGER IN THE WORLD FOR ME !\n\nRAINBOWDASH AND FLUTTERSHY \n\nMAY THE CONCERT BEGIN! \n\nRAINBOWDASH \n\nAND MAY THE BEST METALIST WIN !\n\n\"DRAGON SONG\"\n\nFIRST YOU JIZZ IN RARITY?S PUSSY,\n\nROAR,ROAR,ROAR!\n\nTHEN YOU WRIGGLE YOUR DRAGON SNOUT,\n\nROAR,ROAR,ROAR !\n\nTHEN YOU WRIGGLE YOUR RUMP SPIKY WIKY IF RARITY WAS A DICKGIRL SHE?D FUCK YOU !\n\nROAR,ROAR,ROAR!\n\nTHEN SHOUT IT OUT ! \n\nROAR, ROAR,ROAR!\n\n[REPEAT]\n\nFIRST JIZZ IN RARITY?S PUSSY.\n\nROAR,ROAR,ROAR!\n\nTHEN YOU WRIGGLE YOUR DRAGON SNOUT,\n\nROAR, ROAR, ROAR!\n\nTHEN YOU WRIGGLE YOUR RUMP SPIKY WIKY IF RARITY WAS A DICKGIRL SHE?D FUCK YOU !\n\nROAR,ROAR, ROAR ! \n\nTHEN SHOUT IT OUT! \n\nROAR,ROAR,ROAR!\n\n[REPEAT FASTER FUCKERS!]\n\nFIRST JIZZ IN RARITY?S PUSSY.\n\nROAR,ROAR,ROAR!\n\nTHEN YOU WRIGGLE YOUR DRAGON SNOUT, \n\nROAR,ROAR,ROAR!\n\nTHEN YOU WRIGGLE YOUR RUMP SPIKY WIKY IF RARITY WAS A DICKGIRL SHE?D FUCK YOU !\n\nROAR,ROAR, ROAR! \n\nTHEN SHOUT IT OUT !\n\nROAR,ROAR,ROAR ! \n\n\"THE FUCKER?S AWESOME SONG\"\n\nMY NAME IS UNICORNIA !\n\nHELLO! \n\nAND HERE TO SAY \n\nHOW YA DOIN ALL YOU BRONIES ?\n\nI?M GONNA MAKE YOU SMILE WITH MY MUSIC TO LOUDEN UP YOUR DAY! \n\nIT DOESN?T MATTER NOW. \n\nDJPON3 BITCH CRANK IT UP? \n\nIF YOU ARE ENJOYING OR TRUE. \n\nBROHOOF! \n\n?CAUSE CHEERING ON MY FANS IS JUST WHAT UNICORNIA FUCKING HERE TO DO! \n\n?CAUSE I LOVE TO MAKE YOU THRASH, THRASH , THRASH. YES I DO.\n\nIT FILLS MY HEART WITH METAL ALL THE WHILE. YES IT DOES.\n\n?CAUSE ALL I REALLY NEED?S A WILD GOOD TIME, WILD GOOD TIME, WILD GOOD TIME. \n\nFROM THESE HAPPY MY LITTLE PONY FANS OF MINE! \n\nI LIKE TO SEE YOU GROWL.\n\nFUCKING AWESOME !\n\nI LOVE TO SEE YOU DRINK BOOZE HAVING A GOOD TIME ROCK ON !\n\nTHE CORNERS OF DARKNESS TURNED UP THAT BASS BITCH DJPON3 YEAH ALWAYS THE METAL DREAM.\n\nBROHOOF ! \n\nBUT IF YOU?VE KINDA WORRIED \n\nAND YOUR SMILE BECOMES A PUT DOWN TO MY MUSIC TO FROWN- I?LL WORK REAL HARD NOT TO FUCK UP THIS SONG AND DO MY BEST TO TURN THE CROWD UPSIDE DOWN WITH MY MUSIC! \n\n?CAUSE I LOVE TO MAKE YOU GRIN, GRIN, GRIN WITH MY SONGS YES I DO.\n\nBLEEDING EARS OF POUNDING MISERY JOY INTO THE SWALLOWING WELLS OF THE SUN LET IT BEGIN. \n\nJUST GIVE ME A JOYFUL DARK GRIN, GRIN, GRIN EVERYPONY !\n\nAND YOU FILL ME UNICORNIA WITH GOOD CHEER! \n\nIT?S TRUE SOMEDAYS YOUR BANISHED FROM YOUR EVIL WAYS NIGHTMAREMOON AND MAYBE YOU FEEL SAD BITCH YOU SHOULD BE ? BUT PRINCESS CELESTIA YOUR SISTER WILL SHOW YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT ALL THAT BAD LUNA.\n\nTHERE?S ONE THING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY IS WHEN YOU FANS ARE KICKING ASS PLUS LOVING MY MUSIC PARODIES AND MAKES MY WHOLE LIFE WORTHWHILE. \n\nAND THAT?S WHEN I TALK TO YOU FANS AND GET YOU TO FUCKING SMI-I-ILE!\n\nI REALLY AM SO HAPPY! \n\nYOUR SMILE FILLS ME WITH GLEE. \n\nI GIVE A SMILE, I GET A SMILE.\n\nAND THAT?S SO SPECIAL TO ME EVERYPONY !\n\n?CAUSE I LOVE TO SEE YOU SING, SING, SING . YES I DO.\n\nTELL ME WHAT MORE CAN I SAY TO MAKE YOU SEE THAT I DO?\n\nIT MAKES ME HAPPY WHEN YOU BRONIES BEAM,BEAM, BEAM.\n\nYES, IT ALWAYS MAKES MY DAY!\n\nCOME ON, MOTHERFUCKERS, SMILE, SMILE, SMILE!\n\nFILL MY HEART UP WITH METAL, METAL.\n\nALL I REALLY NEED?S A WILD GOOD TIME, WILLD GOOD TIME, WILD GOOD TIME, FROM THESE HAPPY MY LITTLE PONY FANS OF MINE ! \n\nCOME ON, MOTHERFUCKERS, SMILE, SMILE, SMILE!\n\nFILL MY HEART UP WITH METAL,METAL.\n\nALL I REALLY NEED?S A WILD GOOD TIME, WILD GOOD TIME, WILD GOOD TIME. \n\nFROM THESE HAPPY MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDS OF MINE!\n\nYES, THE CONCERT GIFT FOR ME-EE-EE IS A SMILE AS WIDE AS A MI-II-ILE.\n\nTO MAKE ME HAPPY AS CAN BE-EE-EE \n\nUNICORNIA AND BRONIES \n\nSMILE! SMILE! SMILE! SMILE! SMIIIIIIIILE!\n\nCOME ON AND SMILE MOTHERFUCKERS! \n\nCOME ON AND SMILE !\n\n\"THIS BITCH IS GOING TO WORK IT PART 1 AND 2 \"\n\nIMPOSTOR CADANCE\n\nTHIS DARKNESS IS GOING BE PERFECT.\n\nTHE KIND OF MURDER OF WHICH I?VE DREAMED SINCE I WAS SMALL.\n\nEVERYPONY WILL DECAY.\n\nSAY I LOOK HIDIOUS IN TOWN.\n\nWHAT THEY DON?T KNOW IS THAT I HAVE SCHOOLED THEM ALL.\n\nPRINCESS CADANCE \n\nTHIS PLACE WAS GOING TO BE PERFECT. THE KIND OF DAY I WISHED TO HAVE SINCE I WAS SMALL.\n\nBUT INSTEAD OF HAVING FAKE WITH ALL MY FRIENDS TO CELEBRATE. MY WEDDING THEY MAY NOT RING FOR ME AT ALL.\n\nIMPOSTOR CADANCE\n\nI COULD CARE LESS BITCH ABOUT THAT MESS.\n\nI WON?T PARTAKE IN ANY FATE. VOWS? WELL YES SLUT I LIE WHEN I SAY THAT THROUGH MUDDY WEATHER I WANT YOU BASTARD US TO BE TOGETHER HAAAAAAA ! \n\nTHE TRUTH IS I WANT TO FUCKING STEAL HIS SOUL AND I DON?T CARE FOR HIM AT ALL.\n\nNO I FUCKING HATE THE GROOM. IN MY DARK HEART THERE IS NO ROOM.\n\nBUT I STILL WANT HIM TO BE ALL MINE FUCKERS!\n\nPRINCESS CADANCE \n\nMUST STOP THAT CUNT CHANGELING QUEEN BEFORE IT?S TOO LATE.\n\nFIND A WAY WITH MY DAMN MAGIC TO SAVE THE DAY. \n\nHOPE? I?LL BE LYING IF I SAY I DON?T FEAR I MAY LOSE HIM NNNNNO YOU FUCKING EVIL BITCH CUNT TO ONE WHO WANT?S TO USE HIM.\n\nNOT CARE FOR , LOVE AND CHERISH HIM EACH DAY. \n\nFOR I OH-SO-LOVE THE GROOM. \n\nALL MY THOUGHTS HE DOES CONSUME.\n\nOH, SHINING ARMOR. I?LL BE THERE VERY SOOOOOOOON!\n\nIMPOSTOR CADANCE \n\nFINALLY THE MOMENT HAS ARRIVED FOR ME TO BE ONE LUCKY CHANGELING CUNT.... \n\nPRINCESS CADANCE\n\nOH, THE WEDDING WE WON?T MAKE.\n\nHE?LL END UP MARRYING A FAKE BITCH DEMON UNICORN.\n\nSHINING ARMOR WILL BE -\n\nIMPOSTOR CADANCE \n\nMINE, ALL MINE.\n\n\"THIS BITCH IS GOING TO WORK IT PART 2\"\n\nQUEEN CHRYSALIS\n\nTHIS BITCH IS GOING TO WORK IT.\n\nTHE KIND OF DARKNESS IS GOING TO BE PERFECT THE KIND OF MURDER OF WHICH I DREAMED SINCE I WAS SMALL.\n\nEVERYPONY WILL FUCKING DIE!\n\nEVERY STALLION, MARE, AND FOAL SHALL DECAY FOR ME. \n\nWHO SAYS A DEMON CUNT CAN?T REALLY HAVE IT ALL ?\n\n\"A TRUE, TRUE ROCKER !\"\n\n TWILIGHT SPARKLE\n\nA TRUE,TRUE ROCKER\n\nHELPS A BASS PLAYER IN NEED.\n\nA METALIST WILL BE THERE TO HELP THEM JAM.\n\nTWILIGHT SPARKLE AND FLUTTERSHY \n\nA TRUE,TRUE ROCKER HELPS A DRUMMER IN NEED TO SEE THE LIGHT THAT SHINES FROM A TRUE,TRUE ROCKER.\n\nRAINBOWDASH \n\nUM, HELLO?\n\nMETAL SINGER DARK INSIDE REMEMBER?\n\nTWILIGHT SPARKLE \n\nRARITY NEEDS YOUR HELP THE BOSSY BITCH NEEDS YOUR HELP. SHE?S HAVING GOOD SEX WITH SPIKE GETTING FUCKED BY SPIKE AS HE?S DOING WHAT HE CAN.\n\nFLUTTERSHY \n\nWOULD YOU TRY , JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE?\n\nYOU MIGHT FIND THAT THIS MUSIC IS NOT MY FUCKING STYLE I DON?T UNDERSTAND THIS MUSIC UNICORNIA. \n\nTWILIGHT SPARKLE AND FLUTTERSHY\n\nA TRUE,TRUE ROCKER HELPS A BASS PLAYER IN NEED.\n\nA METALIST WILL BE THERE TO HELP THEM JAM. \n\nA TRUE,TRUE ROCKER HELPS A DRUMMER IN NEED TO SEE THE LIGHT THAT SHINES FROM A TRUE, TRUE ROCKER.\n\nRAINBOW DASH\n\nTWILIGHT WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED ?\n\nTWILIGHT SPARKLE \n\nTHERE?S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN...\n\nYOU CRAZY BITCH BUT I NEED YOUR HELP. \n\nAPPLEJACK?S TRYING TO DO PYRO TECHS SO FUCKING DANGEROUS !!!\n\nRAINBOWDASH \n\nSAY NO MORE.\n\nAPPLEJACK NEEDS YOUR HELP \n\nSHE?S TRYING SO HARD THAT BITCH WILL BURN HERSELF VERY BAD IF YOU LET HER SO TRY TO GIVE IT A CHANCE ? YOU MIGHT START TO UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING LYRICS TO THIS SONG!\n\nTWILIGHT SPARKLE , FLUTTERSHY, AND RAINBOWDASH \n\nA TRUE,TRUE ROCKER HELPS A ROCK GROUP IN NEED.\n\nA METALIST TRIES TO HELP THEM SEE. \n\nA TRUE,TRUE ROCKER HELPS A SINGER PERFORM TO KICK ASS ON THE STAGE IN NEED.\n\nTO SEE THE LIGHT THAT BURNS FOREVER MORE AS A TRUE, TRUE ROCKER.\n\nRARITY \n\nOH MY! SPIKY WIKY DID YOU HORNY BASTARD DRAGON CUM IN ME LAST NIGHT DON?T FUCKING LIE BECAUSE I DO LOVE YOU OR IS THIS ALL A TERRIBLE DREAM I HAD OR MAYBE I?M STILL HAVING IT. RARITY I?M SPIKE TRUST ME YOUR HAVING A BAD DREAM YES I?M A HORNY DRAGON I ONLY FUCK YOU WHEN YOU WANT ME TO RARITY ON YOUR TERMS NOT MINE I?D NEVER FORCE MY LOVE ON YOU ?\n\nPLUS YOU WERE DREAMING I HAD SEX WITH YOU I DIDN?T YET ? \n\nREALLY SPIKY WIKY WHAT A DIRTY DREAM I DO LOVE YOU HONEST DRAGON OF MY LIFE .\n\nTWILIGHT SPARKLE \n\nRARITY, PINKIE PIE IS ABOUT TO LOSE HER PARTY CANNON .\n\nWE NEED APPLEJACK?S HELP .....\n\nRARITY \n\nFUCK LOSE THE CONCERT FOR PINKIE PIE NOT ON MY DAMN WATCH THAT CRAZY COKED UP SLUT WON?T WE WON?T LET THAT HAPPEN NOW NO NEVER ! \n\nWE NEED TO BE BY HER SIDE.\n\nWE CAN TRY TO DO WHAT WE CAN NOW, FOR TOGETHER WE CAN BE HER GUIDE...\n\nTWILIGHT SPARKLE, FLUTTERSHY, RAINBOWDASH, AND RARITY\n\nA TRUE, TRUE ROCKER HELPS GET CRAZY PARTY SLUT PINKIE PIE TO GET HER CONCERT BACK AND RUNNING.\n\nA SINGER WHO CARES TO BE THERE TO HELP THEM SEE.\n\nA TRUE,TRUE ROCKER HELPS A METALIST IN NEED. \n\nTO SEE THE LIGHT THAT TRAVELS TO THE MOTHERFUCKING BASSLINE YOU CAN?T TOUCH BITCHES WITH THAT BADASS BITCH DJ PON3 BLEED YOUR SPEAKERS UP IN TOWN CAUSE THE WUBWUB WUB SOUND IS GOING DOWN FROM A TRUE,TRUE, TRUE RRRRRRRRRRROCKKKKKER....\n\nAPPLE JACK \n\nDJPON3 BASS YA ALL KICK YOUR ASS NOW THAT?S MORE LIKE IT! \n\nWHAT?S NEXT?\n\nTWILIGHT SPARKLE \n\nTHE CONCERT FANS ARE FURIOUS ..... WE FUCKING NEED ARE CRAZY BITCH BAND BACK OHHHHHH THE OLD PINKIE PIE BACK!\n\nAPPLEJACK\n\nI?M ON IT I KNOW JUST ONE THING THE CONCERT FANS NEED YOU. \n\nTHEY?VE BEEN ANGRY COUGAR FUCKING CATS WANTING TO KILL PONIES FOR NOT SINGING AT ALL THEY WANT THEIR KICK ASS METAL BACK SO THEY DON?T MUTILATE THEMSELVES LIKE FUCKING HYENAS IN THE JUNGLE AND NEVER SEEM TO SMILE, \n\nAND IF YOU FEEL LIKE HELPIN? WE?D APPRECIATE A LOT IF YOU?D GET UP THERE AND SPREAD SOME CHEER FROM HERE TO CANTERLOT....\n\nPINKIE PIE\n\nCOME ON FUCKERS I WANT TO SEE YOU SMILE BITCHES YEAH YEAH YEAH! \n\nCONCERT FANS \n\nYEAH ARE FAVORITE CRAZY BITCH ROCKER IS BACK PINKIE !!!\n\nEVERYPONY, UNICORNIA, BRONIES ! \n\nA TRUE, TRUE ROCKER HELPS A FAN IN NEED.\n\nA CONCERT GOER THAT GOES TO SEE.\n\nA TRUE, TRUE ROCKER HELPS EVERYPONY IN NEED TO SEE THE LIGHT ..... THAT SHINES INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYPONY FROM A TRUE, TRUE RRRRRRROCKER YEAH ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WERE AWESOME SEE YA I?LL BE BACK BITCHES BYE !\n\n \n\n \n\n \n\n \n\n",
"writing_bbcode_parsed": "UNICORNIA 10-2017!-EXPLICIT LYRICS - PARODY SURPRISE MLP FIM SONGS MY OWN METALLICA LYRICS ENJOY!
"METAL SONG"
"ROCKIN CONCERT UP"
"STRUMMING IT TOGETHER"
" FUCKING SING NOW, ROCK NOW"
"THE BRONY CRUSADERS SONG"
"AT THE STAGE"
"THRASHY POKEY"
"MAY THE BEST METALIST WIN"
"DRAGON SONG"
"THE FUCKER?S AWESOME SONG"
"THIS BITCH IS GOING TO WORK IT PART 1 AND 2"
"A TRUE , TRUE ROCKER "
<METAL SONG>
OH, BRONIES, DON?T YOU SEE ...?
WHEN I WAS A PONY ROCKER AND CROWD WAS GOING FUCKING INSANE...
ROCKING I GOT ...
THE DARKNESS AND THE SHADOWS OF THE STAGE THEY WOULD ALWAYS KICK SOME ASS ...
ROCK IT
I?D PROVIDE A CONCERT FROM ABOVE THE CROWD
BUT ALL YOU BRONIES MUST LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING KICK ASS SHOW OF YEAH , YEAH, YEAH, OF MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC TO DEAL WITH THE FANS OF THE SHOW !
THEN SING UP FUCKERS!
I SAID YOU BRONIES YOU GOTTA STAND TALL LEARN TO FACE YOUR BULLIES YOU?LL SEE THAT THEY CAN?T HURT YOU JUST ROCK TO MAKE THEM IGNORE YOU AND DISAPPEAR !
FUCCCCCCCCCCCK!
GRINDING AT THE CONCERT
GRINNING AT THE GIRLS WHO SHOW THERE BOOBS...
FUCKING BOOOOOBS!
CRAZY UP THE C- BASS...
HA-HAHA-HAAAA FUCKERS!
WUBSTEP IT UP WITH THE DJ PON3 THE BADDEST BITCH PONY IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, !
HEY FUCKERS SAY, WOOOO - HOO- HOO!
CHUCKLE AT THE SMOOZ...
HEY, HEY, HEY YEAH ALRIGHT FUCKERS SAY THIS WORD PLUS ARE YOU AWESOME 20% COOLER KICK ASS BRONIES HAVING A GOOD TIME ? GOOD !
SAY K-K-HEE-KHEE-KHEE!
SNICKER AT SYMPONY.....
AAAAAAHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA !!
TELL THAT BIG DUMB BULLY GILDA WHORE DISGRACE TO TAKE A HIKE AND LEAVE FOREVER IN DARKNESS AND IF SHE DON?T LIKE PRANKS THEN FUCK HER BECAUSE THAT BITCH HAS ANOTHER THING COMING AND THE RUDE COMMENTS THAT SLUT FUCKING GRYPHON SAYS YOUR A DAMN DWEEB BUT IT ALL JUST MAKES YOU WANNA HAAAAAAAAA! HAAAAAAAAAA! HAAAAAAAAAA! FUCKERS YOU KICK ASS BRONIES !
<ROCKIN CONCERT UP>
THREE MONTHS OF KICK ASS SHOWS AND AWESOME PONY CROWDS.
WE?VE KEPT THE SPEAKERS LOUD AT THE STAGE, TIME OFF FROM WORK TO FUCKING RRRROCK!
BUT THE FOOD IS TOO HIGH PRICED HERE AND THE CROWD SAY?S THIS IS GETTING OLD.
AND EVEN THOUGH I LOOOVE THIS ROCK -SHIRT IT?S NO LONGER GETING BOLD.
THE TIME HAS COME TO WELCOME YOU FUCKERS AND ALL THE AWESOME THINGS AND DREAMS. BUT IT?S ALSO TIME TO SAY LET?S ROCK FUCKERS. IT?S SINNER?S WE MUST BEAM ! HOW CAN YOU HELP FANS? YOU SAY YOUR NEW TO THIS YOU SEE? WHAT DOES EVERYPONY CONCERT DO?
HOW DO YOU FANS FIT WITHIN THIS MAGIC ? YOU HAVEN?T GOT A CLUE !
ROCKIN CONCERT UP ! ROCKIN CONCERT UP! LET?S FINISH HAAAA OUR METAL MUSIC CHEER.
ROCKIN CONCERT UP! ROCKIN CONCERT UP! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE!
BRINGING THE SONGS TO THE SOUTHERN STAGE, A METALIST JOB BEGINS, AND CLEARING ALL THE DOOMY SKIES TO LET THE SUNSHINE IN.
ROCKIN? CONCERT UP! ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ! LET?S FINISH HAAAA OUR METAL MUSIC CHEER. ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE!
ROCKIN? CONCERT UP! ROCKIN? CONCERT UP! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE ! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE! NO EASY TASK FOR A MUSICIAN TO PLAN OUR LOUD SONGS.
WITH PERFORMANCE CARE AND VOCALS, EVERYPONY IT NEEDS!
BEER, CHIPS, CUTIES ASSES, COLORFUL RAINBOWDASH FANS TOO. WE WORK VERY HARD IT?S ALL WE FUCKERS HAVE TO DO !
ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ! LET?S FINISH OUR METAL MUSIC CHEER. ROCKIN? CONCERT ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE ! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE ! NOW THAT I KNOW HOW POPULAR UNICORNIA DOES , I HAVE TO FUCKING ROCK IN THIS PLACE AND HELP WITH ALL MY SCREAMING IN MY HEART. TOUGH CROWD AHEAD I HEADBANG! HOW WILL THIS BRONY CONCERT DO WITHOUT MAGIC ? HELP BY SUPPORTING THE METALLICA WAY FUCKERS ? I WANT TO SING TO DO MY BEST TODAY ! I WANT TO SING TO DO MY BEST TODAY! ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ! ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ! LET?S FINISH OUR METAL CHEER! ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE! ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ROCKIN? CONCERT UP ! ? CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE! ?CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE ! ? CAUSE TONIGHT YOU FANS ARE HERE !
"STRUMMING IT TOGETHER "
CORD BY CORD ,
STRUMMING IT TOGETHER
TWILIGHT?S DECIBALS
ROCKIN OUT PERFORMANCE, SNARE BY SNARE, MAKING SURE THE FRICTION SOUNDS NICELY, IT?S THE PERFECT COOL AND SO HEAVY. ALWAYS GOT TO KEEP IN MUSIC MY PLAYING. MAKING SURE THE CONTROLS CORRECTLY FACING I?M STRUMMING TWILIGHT?S DECIBALS.... VENUE BY VENUE , CUSSING ON THE DETAILS.
JEWELED BASSLINE ?
DON?T YOU KNOW A PITCH IN TIME SAVES WINE ?
MAKE HER SOMETHING PERFECT TO DESIRE EVEN THOUGH SHE HATES OPERA ADMIRE . GOT TO MIND THOSE DISCIMATE FAILS EVEN THOUGH SHE?S MORE CONCERNED WITH SALES. IT?S APPLE JACK?S NEW GUITAR !
DIGITAL MUSIC MAKING?S EASY.
FOR PINKIE PIE, SOMETHING POWERFUL,
FLUTTERSHY, SOMETHING BODACIOUS, BLEND COOLNESS AND FAME- DO YOU THINK IT LOOKS SLUTTY?
SOMETHING BITCHIN PERHAPS QUITE PERFECTION?
LOOK AND DYE, COULDN?T YOU JUST SIMPLY TRY?
MAKING SURE IT JAMS STAGE ROCK AND TEST. DON?T FORGET SOME MAGIC IN THE DECIBALS. EVEN THOUGH IT RIDES HIGH ON THE STAGE, RAINBOW WON?T MAKE THE RANK . I?M STRUMMING RAINBOW?S ELE. GUITAR .
PITCH BY PITCH , SOUND BY SOUND , CHOIR, DEATH, HARMONY, SPECTRA, TRIP, RIFF BY RIFF . PRISM AND POUND . VENUE BY VENUE NEVER INSIST AND THAT?S THE ART OF THE SOOOOOOONNNG!
BITCH BY BITCH,
STRUMMING IT TOGETHER
BASSLINE BOOMS,
DON?T YOU KNOW THE CRITIC?S ALWAYS WRONG,
EVEN MY FANS CHOICE WAS PERFECTION.
GOT TO ROCK TONIGHT .
PINKIE PIE , THAT CYMBAL IS TOO SENSITIVE, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE BRIGHT LIGHT. I?M JAMMING THEM TOGETHER.
HOUR BY HOUR. ONE MORE RANGE, I?M JAMMING THEM TOGETHER . TAKE GREAT GAINS. FLUTTERSHY , YOU?RE ALWAYS PUTTING ME IN A GRIND.
RAINBOW DASH WHAT?S ON YOUR BEHIND ?
OH, GOSH , THERE?S SIMPLY NOT MUCH GRIME.
DON?T FORGET APPLEJACK?S LOVE MUST BE FINE.
DIGITALMAKING?S EASY EVERY FAN?S WALL BRINGS A WHOLE NEW DECISION. HAVE TO PICK UP THE PACE, STILL HOLD TO MY INCISIONS. PINKIE PIE- ALL WE EVER WANT IS CELEBRATION.
RAINBOW DASH- ALL WE REALLY LIKE IS WHAT WE SHOW.
TWILIGHT SPARKLE -
GOT TO BALANCE STYLE WITH CLEARANCE.
FLUTTERSHY- MAKING SURE WE MAKE A GOOD ACT.
APPLEJACK- EVEN IF YOU SIMPLY HAVE TO JUDGE IT.
PINKIE PIE, RAINBOW DASH, TWILIGHT SPARKLE, FLUTTERSHY, AND APPLE JACK.
MAKE SURE THAT IT STAYS WITHIN OUR INCOME!
RARITY-
GOT TO OVER COME IMATATION.
REMEMBER , IT?S ALL IN THE DEMONSTRATION!
PITCH BY PITCH, SOUND BY SOUND, CHOIR ,DEATH, HARMONY, SPECTRA ,TRIP, RAINBOOM BY RAINBOOM, PRISM AND POUND, VENUE BY VENUE, ALWAYS CONFESSED. AND THAT?S THE ART OF THE SOOOOOOOOONG !
"FUCKING SING NOW, ROCK NOW! "
FLUTTERSHY
HOW ABOUT I SING YOU A DEATH MELODY?
ALL THREE GIRLS
FUCK YEAH !
FLUTTERSHY
AHEM..... YOU DAMN WHORES FUCKING BE QUIET !
FUCKING SING NOW, ROCK NOW !
IT?S TIME TO JAM YOUR METAL HEAD.
FUCKING SING NOW, ROCK NOW ! IT?S TIME FUCKING MOSH TO BED .
SWEETIE BELLE
I ROCK THIS ONE SLUT !!!
FLUTTERSHY
OH, WOW YOU CALLED ME A SLUT YOU PIG WHORE CUNT ANYWAY MOTHERFUCKER WHY DON?T YOU THRASH IT WITH ME WHORE SWEETIE BELLE ?
SWEETIE BELLE
AHEM..... YOU RUDE FUCKING SLUT SO FUCKING SING NOW , ROCK NOW , TIME TO JAM YOUR METAL HEAD.
SAID, FUCKING SING NOW, ROCK NOW! IT?S TIME TO MOSH TO BEEEEEEED.
FLUTTERSHY
OKAY, SWEETIE BELLE THAT WAS- RATHER VILE AND FUCKING VULGAR?
SWEETIE BELLE
RIFFING OFF TO STAGE.
THE EXCITING DAY?S FIND YOU.
RIFFTING OFF TO STAGE.
LET THE JOY OF METALLAND BIND YOU.
FLUTTERSHY
THANKYOU, SWEETIE BELLE I?M HEADBANGING SO DAMN FUCKING WILD GETTING SO DRUNK I CUMMED MY PUSSY SELF TO SLEEP.
SWEETIE BELLE
FUCKING SING NOW, ROCK NOW ! LAY YOUR METALHEAD. SAID , FUCKING SING NOW, ROCK NOW !
IT?S TIME TO MOSH TO FUCCCCCCCCCKING BBBBBBBBEDDDDDD YOU WWWWWWWHORE !!!
"THE BRONY CRUSADERS SONG"
SCOOTALOO
LOOK! HERE ARE THREE BRONIES READY TO SING FOR EQUESTRIA. LISTEN UP, CAUSE FUCKERS HERE?S OUR SHOW.
WE?RE GONNA SING IT- APPLEBLOOM, SWEETIE BELLE, AND SCOOTALOO
FUCKING LOUD!
SCOOTALOO
WHEN OTHERS MAKE FUN OF PONY FANS AND YOUR PUT DOWN FOR LIKING A MY LITTLE PONY SHOW YOU DARE TO WATCH.
FEELS LIKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP WILL NEVER COME WHEN YOUR FANDOM IS NOT THERE AS IT WILL NEVER COME . SO THE THREE OF US STAND UP FOR WHAT IS RIGHT OF WHAT WE TRUELY FUCKING BELIEVE IN ?
THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR.
WE?LL ALWAYS RAINBOOM WHAT WE?LL DO NEXT -
APPLEBLOOM, SWEETIE BELLE, AND SCOOTALOO
?TIL OUR FANDOM COMES HERE !
WE ARE THE BRONY CRUSADERS ON A QUEST WITH KICKASS RAINBOWDASH TO HELP US KNOW WHAT WE ARE IN OUR HEARTS AND WE WILL NEVER STOP THIS FUCKING INSANE CONCERT NOT UNTIL EVERYPONY EXCEPTS OF WHO THEY ARE ?
SCOOTALOO
THEY ALL SAY THAT IT?S ALRIGHT TO LIKE A SHOW FOR GIRLS AND WE KNOW THE TIME IS RIGHT AND YOU?LL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU?RE S?POSED TO DO
AND YOUR MUSIC KICKING ASS TO LIGHT.
BUT IT?S NOT AS EASY TO SHRED THAT SOUND AND JAMMING WAITING?S HARD TO DO.
SO WE SING SO FUCKING LOUD WITH WHAT TALENTS WE HAVE EVERYWHERE- APPLE BLOOM, SWEETIE BELLE, AND SCOOTALOO
UNTIL OUR PLACE IS TRUE!
WE ARE THE BRONY CRUSADERS ON A QUEST WITH KICKASS RAINBOWDASH TO HELP US KNOW WHAT WE ARE IN OUR HEARTS AND WE WILL NEVER STOP THIS FUCKING INSANE CONCERT NOT UNTIL EVERYPONY EXCEPTS OF WHO THEY ARE ?
NOT UNTIL WE ARE THE BBBBBBRONY CRUSSSSSSSSADDDDDDD-EEEEEEEEE- RRRRRRRR- SSSSSSSSS!
"AT THE STAGE "
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
AT THE STAGE !
PONY FRIENDS
AT THE STAGE !
FLUTTERSHY
AT THE STAGE, ON THE BACKSTAGE , I AM GOING TO PERFORM ALL.
ALL THE COSPLAYERS I?LL GREET THEM AT THE STAGE.
PONY FRIENDS
AT THE STAGE!
FLUTTERSHY
ALL THE SIRENS AND THE DISCORDIANS THEY WILL SCARE ME, HUGE AND NIGHTMARISH BITCH NIGHTMAREMOON WILL SEND ME RUNNING AWAY! WE?LL BECOME BITTER ENEMIES FOREVER RIGHT HERE AT THE STAGE!
PONY FRIENDS
ALL OUR CONCERT DREAMS YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS WILL COME TRUE RIGHT HERE AT THE STAGE!
AT THE STAGE!
APPLEJACK
AT THE STAGE, I WILL SELL THEM ALL MY UNICORNIA CDS RAINBOOM AWESOME KICKASS MUSIC TREATS !
METALHEAD PONIES THEY WILL BUY THEM.
UNICORNIA MY LITTLE PONY ADULT ART PONIFIED METALLICA DRAWING ALBUM COVERS SO SWEET!
PONY FRIENDS
IT?S AMAZING!
BETTER HURRY!
FUUUUUUUCING ROCK!
FEELING TIME TO SING !
BRING YOUR MONEY!
GIMME FUEL GIMME SOME WHAT I DESIRE !
APPLEJACK
AND I?LL EARN A LOT OF MONEY FOR THE MY LITTLE PONY FANS !
PONY FRIENDS
ALL OUR CONCERT DREAMS AND HOPES FROM NOW UNTIL HEREAFTER. ALL THAT WE?VE BEEN WISHING FOR WILL HAPPEN AT THE STAGE!
AT THE STAGE!
RARITY
AT THE STAGE, ALL THE LOYALS,
WILL MEET FAIR RARITY.
THEY WILL SEE I?M JUST A WHORE AT THE STAGE !
PONY FRIENDS
AT THE STAGE!
RARITY
I WILL FIND HIM, MY PERVERTED CUMMER.
AND HOW SPIKY WIKY HE WILL BE... HE WILL TREAT ME LIKE A BITCH TONIGHT AT THE STAGE!
PONY FRIENDS
THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR. TO HAVE THE BEST CONCERT EVER!
EACH OF US WILL LIVE OUR METAL DREAMS TONIGHT AT THE STAGE!
AT THE STAGE!
RAINBOWDASH
I?VE BEEN SOARING
I?VE BEEN DRINKING TO FLY WITH THOSE GREAT PEGASUS ... THE WONDERBOLTS !
THEIR ASSBOOMING RAINBOW POWERS TO SPREAD ACROSS THE SKIES OF THEIR TRICKS, SPINNING ROUND AND HAVING STUNTS!
PERFORM FOR CROWDS OF THOUSANDS ! THEY?LL LOVE THE DIAMOND PYROS SHOWER THE WONDERBOLTS WILL SEE ME RIGHT HERE AT THE STAGE!
PONY FRIENDS
ALL WE?VE ROCKED FOR,
ALL WE?VE FUCKING DREAMED... OUR AWESOME NIGHT EVER AFTER. FINALLY WILL ALL COME TRUE RIGHT HERE AT THE METAL STAGE! AT THE STAGE !
PINKIE PIE
I AM HERE AT THE METAL STAGE ! FOR IT IS THE BEST LOUD CONCERT PARTY! BUT THE ONE THING IT WAS MISSING WAS A DJ PON 3 PONY WHO PLAYS A MEAN MOTHERFUCKING BASS CANNON FOR SHE IS THE BEST AT WILD CONCERTS ! ALL PONIES AGREE THAT I ALSO THROW THE BEST KICK ASS CONCERT PARTIES TOO ! PONIES GETTING DRUNK, PONIES HEAD BANGING WITH ME AT THE METAL STAGE !
PONY FRIENDS
GROWLINGNESS AND METAL AT THE STAGE!
AT THE STAGE!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
AT THE STAGE... ROCKING WITH THE PRINCESS IS WHERE I AM GOING TO ENJOY WE WILL TALK ABOUT MAGIC OF THE CONCERT AND WHAT MY DEAF EARS HAVE FUCKING FELT AND SEEN DERPY HOOVES SHOW HER NUDE BODY AS DRUNK SLUT SHE IS SO CLUMSY AS SPECIAL AS SHE PRINCESS CELESTIA TAKES TIME JUST FOR ME!
PONY FRIENDS
THIS WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST NIGHT EVER!
INTO THE STAGE WE MUST ROCK...
WE?RE READY NOW, WE?RE ALL A SHOW.
INTO THE STAGE , LET?S ROCK AND HAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST NIGHT EVER.
INTO THE STAGE, NOW?S THE TIME.
WE?RE READY AND WE LOOK DIVINE.
FLUTTERSHY
INTO THE STAGE TO MEET NEW BRONIES!
APPLEJACK
INTO THE STAGE TO SELL UNICORNIA MERCHANDISE!
RARITY
INTO THE STAGE TO HAVE SPIKY WIKY HORNY DRAGON FUCK ME !
RAINBOWDASH
TO PROVE I?M A KICKASS WONDERBOLTS LEADER AS IS !
FLUTTERSHY
TO MEET...
APPLEJACK
TO SELL
RARITY
TO GET FUCKED...!
RAINBOWDASH
TO PROVE...
PINKIE PIE
TO MOTHERFUCKING ROCCCCK!...
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
TO SING FUCKING LOUD...
PONY FRIENDS
INTO THE STAGE..
INTO THE STAGE...
AND WE?LL HAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING BEST NIGHT EVER!
AT THE STAGE!
"THRASHY POKEY"
YOU STRUM YOUR RIGHT GUITAR STRING IN,
YOU STRUM YOUR RIGHT GUITAR STRING OUT,
YOU STRUM YOUR RIGHT GUITAR STRING IN,
AND YOU THRASH IT ALL ABOUT.
YOU DO THE THRASHY POKEY FUCKERS! MEETING LOTS OF CONCERT GOERS WITH SHOUTS. THAT?S WHAT I?M ROCKING ABOUT! YOU DUBSTEP YOUR LEFT BASS IN,
YOU SLAMMED THE BASSCANNON YOU PULL IT RIGHT BACK OUT.
YOU DUBSTEP YOUR LEFT BASS IN.
BUT YOU BETTER HELP DERPY HOOVES DRUNK BITCH PEGASUS CLUMSY OUT.
YOU DO THE THRASHY POKEY FUCKERS ! BUT YOU GET LOST IN A DIFFERENT CROWD. THAT?S WHAT I?M ROCKING ABOUT. YOU HEADBANG YOUR BACK LEFT IN.
YOU HEADBANG PULL YOUR BACK LEFT OUT.
YOU THRASH YOUR LEFT BACK IN.
JUST ROCK BE BRAVE AND HAVE NO DOUBT.
YOU DO THE THRASHY POKEY FUCKERS!
FEELING AWESOME TO ROCK NOT POUT.
THAT?S WHAT I?M SINGING ABOUT !
YOU BANG YOUR HEAD IN.
YOU BANG YOUR HEAD OUT.
YOU BANG YOUR HEAD IN. THEN YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT. YOU DO THE THRASHY POKEY. EVEN THOUGH YOUR NIGHT IS LOUD YOUR BETTER HERE WITHOUT!
YOU THRASH YOUR WHOLE FUCKING SELF IN .
YOU THRASH YOUR WHOLE FUCKING SELF OUT.
YOU THRASH YOUR WHOLE FUCKING SELF IN.
AND THRASH YOURSELF ABOUT.
YOU DO THE THRASHY POKEY AND YOU GIVE A LITTLE SHOUT.
FLUTTERSHY
THRASH OUT!
THAT?S WHAT I?M ROCKING ABOUT!
YOU DO THE THRASHY POKEY !
YOU DO THE THRASHY POKEY!
YOU DO THE MOTHERFUCKING THRASHY POKEY! AND THAT?S WHAT IT?S ALL ABOUT. YEAH!!!
KICKASS EVERYPONY!!!
"MAY THE BEST METALIST WIN "
FLUTTERSHY
NOW, UNICORNIA MY DEAR, I CANNOT EXPRESS YOUR MUSIC, IT?S TASTEFUL CLEAR THAT SOMEWHERE OUT OF NOWHERE IS THE MELODY THAT WILL SUIT YOU JUST RIGHT.
RAINBOWDASH
I CAN?T WAIT FOR WHAT YOU HAVE IN STORE FLUTTERSHY BUT FIRST LET SET A FEW RULES. NO HIP HOP SHIT AND NOT FUCKING COUNTRY MUSIC GOT IT AND MUST BE COOL AND KICK ASS !
FLUTTERSHY
AWESOME COOL GOT IT I HAVE MANY MELODIES AND CHOICES JUST WAIT , YOU WILL SEE.
RAINBOWDASH
I NEED SOMETHING TO KICK SOME ASS ON THIS STAGE SPEEDING LIKE A BULLET TO SHRED WITH ME.
FLUTTERSHY
SURE, HOW ABOUT SOME FOLK MUSIC ?
THEY HAVE THAT 50?S STYLE YOU?LL LIKE WITH ALL THAT JAZZ.
RAINBOWDASH
FOLK MUSIC FROM THE 50?S
KEEP THAT BASTARD PARENTS SONGS AWAY FROM ME HAVE YOU EVEN MET ME BITCH ?
FLUTTERSHY
RAINBOW, SLUT HAVE FAITH. YOU SEE I WILL BET YOU SOMEWHERE IN HERE IS THE MUSIC THAT WILL BE YOUR?S COME ON, FUCK THE SKY?S THE LIMIT!
RAINBOWDASH
SKY IS GOOD ! I?D LIKE TO FLY.
FLUTTERSHY
REALLY? BECAUSE I THINK THIS POP MUSIC TUNE HAS YOUR NAME WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. YES IT DOES AW, LOOK THE SONG LIKES YOU!
RAINBOWDASH
I?M GOING TOO BE MOTHERFUCKING SICK DON?T EVER PLAY THAT FILLY BARFER SONG "IT?S TOO LATE TO SAY I?M SELFISH" PASS.
FLUTTERSHY
I HAVE SO MANY WONDERFUL CHOICES FOR YOU TO DECIDE!
THERE ARE DUBSTEP AND ELECTRONICA WITH MASSIVE APPEAL.
RAINBOWDASH
DUBSTEP AND ELECTRONICA ARE NOT MY CUP OF TEA.
FLUTTERSHY
MAYBE NOT, BUT I?VE SEEN DJ PON3 SPIN DISC TEN FEET IN THE AIR WHEN HER BASS CANNON REACHES THE STAGE.
RAINBOWDASH
THAT?S IT I?M FUCKING OUT OF HERE !
FLUTTERSHY
WAIT THERE MUST BE A SONG STYLE THAT WOULD FIT YOUR TICKET HOW ABOUT GOTHIC OR VIKING ?
RAINBOWDASH
LOUDER AND DARKER.
FLUTTERSHY
LOUDER, DARKER, RIGHT.
I?VE GOT JUST THE THING A LIGHTENING BOLT IN THAT TREE LOVELY!
RAINBOWDASH
IT?S JUST A LIGHTENING BOLT!!!
FLUTTERSHY
NOT JUST A LIGHTENING BOLT A MAGICAL ONE !
RAINBOWDASH
YEAHHHHH, SO LIKE I WAS SAYING -FLUTTERSHY BITCH , THIS WON?T CUT IT. I NEED A GUITAR SOMETHING AWESOME TO SHRED WITH ME IN THE FLYING SKY WITH COOLNESS THAT DEFIED GRAVITY!
FLUTTERSHY
FUCK DAMN I?M SENSING YOU WANT TO BE UNICORNIA THE METAL SINGER THAT KICKS SOME MAJOR ASS !
RAINBOWDASH
YA, THINK??
FLUTTERSHY
I HAVE PLENTY OF MUSIC THAT?S LOUD IN THE SKY. LIKE A BASS GUITAR THAT HAS AWESOME DEMON KICK ASS RIFTS OR A DRUM THAT BLEEDS YOUR EARDRUMS?
RAINBOWDASH
BETTER BUT COOLER !
FLUTTERSHY
I SEE HOW ?ABOUT KING DE-MON LIKE MUSIC OR DARKKY OLD BONE OR ALICORN COOPER ?
THERE?S SO MANY WONDERFUL DARK FUCKING ARTIST THE LIKE OF THAT.
THERE ARE DARK CROWS AND GORY VULTURES , THEY ARE BOTH QUITE SCARY WITH YOUR MUSIC.
OR PERHAPS WHAT YOU NEED FOR YOUR BAND IS A SEXUAL SUCCUBUS TO FUCK YOUR SOUL OUT?
RAINBOWDASH
NOW YOU?RE TALKING !
BUT INSTEAD OF ONE METAL GENRE NOW THERE?S TOO MANY !
FUCK WOW THERE?S SYMPHONIC METAL, OPERA, SCREAM?O, TECHNO, J-POP, BLACK.
SO MANY DAMN CHOICES.
METAL BANDS I?VE HAVE FUCKING NEVER HEARD LIKE
PINKIESUGHAR, DICORTYCON AND FILLY OF BORDOM.
RAINBOWDASH
THE SHEMALE SUCCUBUS FUCKING ME MIGHT BE AWESOME! BUT THE 80?S BAND WASP I?M LOVING THE SONG "FUCK LIKE A PONY "
FLUTTERSHY
NO BUT THERE IS A CRAZY DEVIL BAND IN PINK YOU?LL LIKE CALLED
UNICORN OF FILTH
THOSE BANDS ARE TERRIFYING !
RAINBOWDASH
WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO ?
A PRIZE THAT?S IT !
THERE?S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT WHICH METAL SINGER IS THE BEST.
HOLD A BATTLE OF THE METALIST FOR SPEED, VOICE, GROWLS AND AWESOME SINGING TO PUT TO THE TEST!
FLUTTERSHY
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY WEARING THESE DAYS IN BANDS ?
THAT SHOULD BE CONSIDERED.
RAINBOWDASH
THEN I?LL KNOW FOR SURE WHO?S BEST OF THE BANDS!
FLUTTERSHY
THE SCARY FUCKS WHO ARE DARK AND COOL.
RAINBOWDASH
JUST LIKE ME!
CAN?T SETTLE FOR LESS
?CAUSE I?M THE BEST!
RAINBOWDASH AND FLUTTERSHY
SO A CONCERT CONTEST WE WILL SEEEEEEEEE...
RAINBOWDASH
WHO?S THE NUMBER ONE GREATEST, PERFECTIONIST METAL SINGER IN THE WORLD FOR ME !
RAINBOWDASH AND FLUTTERSHY
MAY THE CONCERT BEGIN!
RAINBOWDASH
AND MAY THE BEST METALIST WIN !
"DRAGON SONG"
FIRST YOU JIZZ IN RARITY?S PUSSY,
ROAR,ROAR,ROAR!
THEN YOU WRIGGLE YOUR DRAGON SNOUT,
ROAR,ROAR,ROAR !
THEN YOU WRIGGLE YOUR RUMP SPIKY WIKY IF RARITY WAS A DICKGIRL SHE?D FUCK YOU !
ROAR,ROAR,ROAR!
THEN SHOUT IT OUT !
ROAR, ROAR,ROAR!
[REPEAT]
FIRST JIZZ IN RARITY?S PUSSY.
ROAR,ROAR,ROAR!
THEN YOU WRIGGLE YOUR DRAGON SNOUT,
ROAR, ROAR, ROAR!
THEN YOU WRIGGLE YOUR RUMP SPIKY WIKY IF RARITY WAS A DICKGIRL SHE?D FUCK YOU !
ROAR,ROAR, ROAR !
THEN SHOUT IT OUT!
ROAR,ROAR,ROAR!
[REPEAT FASTER FUCKERS!]
FIRST JIZZ IN RARITY?S PUSSY.
ROAR,ROAR,ROAR!
THEN YOU WRIGGLE YOUR DRAGON SNOUT,
ROAR,ROAR,ROAR!
THEN YOU WRIGGLE YOUR RUMP SPIKY WIKY IF RARITY WAS A DICKGIRL SHE?D FUCK YOU !
ROAR,ROAR, ROAR!
THEN SHOUT IT OUT !
ROAR,ROAR,ROAR !
"THE FUCKER?S AWESOME SONG"
MY NAME IS UNICORNIA !
HELLO!
AND HERE TO SAY
HOW YA DOIN ALL YOU BRONIES ?
I?M GONNA MAKE YOU SMILE WITH MY MUSIC TO LOUDEN UP YOUR DAY!
IT DOESN?T MATTER NOW.
DJPON3 BITCH CRANK IT UP?
IF YOU ARE ENJOYING OR TRUE.
BROHOOF!
?CAUSE CHEERING ON MY FANS IS JUST WHAT UNICORNIA FUCKING HERE TO DO!
?CAUSE I LOVE TO MAKE YOU THRASH, THRASH , THRASH. YES I DO.
IT FILLS MY HEART WITH METAL ALL THE WHILE. YES IT DOES.
?CAUSE ALL I REALLY NEED?S A WILD GOOD TIME, WILD GOOD TIME, WILD GOOD TIME.
FROM THESE HAPPY MY LITTLE PONY FANS OF MINE!
I LIKE TO SEE YOU GROWL.
FUCKING AWESOME !
I LOVE TO SEE YOU DRINK BOOZE HAVING A GOOD TIME ROCK ON !
THE CORNERS OF DARKNESS TURNED UP THAT BASS BITCH DJPON3 YEAH ALWAYS THE METAL DREAM.
BROHOOF !
BUT IF YOU?VE KINDA WORRIED
AND YOUR SMILE BECOMES A PUT DOWN TO MY MUSIC TO FROWN- I?LL WORK REAL HARD NOT TO FUCK UP THIS SONG AND DO MY BEST TO TURN THE CROWD UPSIDE DOWN WITH MY MUSIC!
?CAUSE I LOVE TO MAKE YOU GRIN, GRIN, GRIN WITH MY SONGS YES I DO.
BLEEDING EARS OF POUNDING MISERY JOY INTO THE SWALLOWING WELLS OF THE SUN LET IT BEGIN.
JUST GIVE ME A JOYFUL DARK GRIN, GRIN, GRIN EVERYPONY !
AND YOU FILL ME UNICORNIA WITH GOOD CHEER!
IT?S TRUE SOMEDAYS YOUR BANISHED FROM YOUR EVIL WAYS NIGHTMAREMOON AND MAYBE YOU FEEL SAD BITCH YOU SHOULD BE ? BUT PRINCESS CELESTIA YOUR SISTER WILL SHOW YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT ALL THAT BAD LUNA.
THERE?S ONE THING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY IS WHEN YOU FANS ARE KICKING ASS PLUS LOVING MY MUSIC PARODIES AND MAKES MY WHOLE LIFE WORTHWHILE.
AND THAT?S WHEN I TALK TO YOU FANS AND GET YOU TO FUCKING SMI-I-ILE!
I REALLY AM SO HAPPY!
YOUR SMILE FILLS ME WITH GLEE.
I GIVE A SMILE, I GET A SMILE.
AND THAT?S SO SPECIAL TO ME EVERYPONY !
?CAUSE I LOVE TO SEE YOU SING, SING, SING . YES I DO.
TELL ME WHAT MORE CAN I SAY TO MAKE YOU SEE THAT I DO?
IT MAKES ME HAPPY WHEN YOU BRONIES BEAM,BEAM, BEAM.
YES, IT ALWAYS MAKES MY DAY!
COME ON, MOTHERFUCKERS, SMILE, SMILE, SMILE!
FILL MY HEART UP WITH METAL, METAL.
ALL I REALLY NEED?S A WILD GOOD TIME, WILLD GOOD TIME, WILD GOOD TIME, FROM THESE HAPPY MY LITTLE PONY FANS OF MINE !
COME ON, MOTHERFUCKERS, SMILE, SMILE, SMILE!
FILL MY HEART UP WITH METAL,METAL.
ALL I REALLY NEED?S A WILD GOOD TIME, WILD GOOD TIME, WILD GOOD TIME.
FROM THESE HAPPY MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDS OF MINE!
YES, THE CONCERT GIFT FOR ME-EE-EE IS A SMILE AS WIDE AS A MI-II-ILE.
TO MAKE ME HAPPY AS CAN BE-EE-EE
UNICORNIA AND BRONIES
SMILE! SMILE! SMILE! SMILE! SMIIIIIIIILE!
COME ON AND SMILE MOTHERFUCKERS!
COME ON AND SMILE !
"THIS BITCH IS GOING TO WORK IT PART 1 AND 2 "
IMPOSTOR CADANCE
THIS DARKNESS IS GOING BE PERFECT.
THE KIND OF MURDER OF WHICH I?VE DREAMED SINCE I WAS SMALL.
EVERYPONY WILL DECAY.
SAY I LOOK HIDIOUS IN TOWN.
WHAT THEY DON?T KNOW IS THAT I HAVE SCHOOLED THEM ALL.
PRINCESS CADANCE
THIS PLACE WAS GOING TO BE PERFECT. THE KIND OF DAY I WISHED TO HAVE SINCE I WAS SMALL.
BUT INSTEAD OF HAVING FAKE WITH ALL MY FRIENDS TO CELEBRATE. MY WEDDING THEY MAY NOT RING FOR ME AT ALL.
IMPOSTOR CADANCE
I COULD CARE LESS BITCH ABOUT THAT MESS.
I WON?T PARTAKE IN ANY FATE. VOWS? WELL YES SLUT I LIE WHEN I SAY THAT THROUGH MUDDY WEATHER I WANT YOU BASTARD US TO BE TOGETHER HAAAAAAA !
THE TRUTH IS I WANT TO FUCKING STEAL HIS SOUL AND I DON?T CARE FOR HIM AT ALL.
NO I FUCKING HATE THE GROOM. IN MY DARK HEART THERE IS NO ROOM.
BUT I STILL WANT HIM TO BE ALL MINE FUCKERS!
PRINCESS CADANCE
MUST STOP THAT CUNT CHANGELING QUEEN BEFORE IT?S TOO LATE.
FIND A WAY WITH MY DAMN MAGIC TO SAVE THE DAY.
HOPE? I?LL BE LYING IF I SAY I DON?T FEAR I MAY LOSE HIM NNNNNO YOU FUCKING EVIL BITCH CUNT TO ONE WHO WANT?S TO USE HIM.
NOT CARE FOR , LOVE AND CHERISH HIM EACH DAY.
FOR I OH-SO-LOVE THE GROOM.
ALL MY THOUGHTS HE DOES CONSUME.
OH, SHINING ARMOR. I?LL BE THERE VERY SOOOOOOOON!
IMPOSTOR CADANCE
FINALLY THE MOMENT HAS ARRIVED FOR ME TO BE ONE LUCKY CHANGELING CUNT....
PRINCESS CADANCE
OH, THE WEDDING WE WON?T MAKE.
HE?LL END UP MARRYING A FAKE BITCH DEMON UNICORN.
SHINING ARMOR WILL BE -
IMPOSTOR CADANCE
MINE, ALL MINE.
"THIS BITCH IS GOING TO WORK IT PART 2"
QUEEN CHRYSALIS
THIS BITCH IS GOING TO WORK IT.
THE KIND OF DARKNESS IS GOING TO BE PERFECT THE KIND OF MURDER OF WHICH I DREAMED SINCE I WAS SMALL.
EVERYPONY WILL FUCKING DIE!
EVERY STALLION, MARE, AND FOAL SHALL DECAY FOR ME.
WHO SAYS A DEMON CUNT CAN?T REALLY HAVE IT ALL ?
"A TRUE, TRUE ROCKER !"
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
A TRUE,TRUE ROCKER
HELPS A BASS PLAYER IN NEED.
A METALIST WILL BE THERE TO HELP THEM JAM.
TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND FLUTTERSHY
A TRUE,TRUE ROCKER HELPS A DRUMMER IN NEED TO SEE THE LIGHT THAT SHINES FROM A TRUE,TRUE ROCKER.
RAINBOWDASH
UM, HELLO?
METAL SINGER DARK INSIDE REMEMBER?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
RARITY NEEDS YOUR HELP THE BOSSY BITCH NEEDS YOUR HELP. SHE?S HAVING GOOD SEX WITH SPIKE GETTING FUCKED BY SPIKE AS HE?S DOING WHAT HE CAN.
FLUTTERSHY
WOULD YOU TRY , JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE?
YOU MIGHT FIND THAT THIS MUSIC IS NOT MY FUCKING STYLE I DON?T UNDERSTAND THIS MUSIC UNICORNIA.
TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND FLUTTERSHY
A TRUE,TRUE ROCKER HELPS A BASS PLAYER IN NEED.
A METALIST WILL BE THERE TO HELP THEM JAM.
A TRUE,TRUE ROCKER HELPS A DRUMMER IN NEED TO SEE THE LIGHT THAT SHINES FROM A TRUE, TRUE ROCKER.
RAINBOW DASH
TWILIGHT WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED ?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
THERE?S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN...
YOU CRAZY BITCH BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.
APPLEJACK?S TRYING TO DO PYRO TECHS SO FUCKING DANGEROUS !!!
RAINBOWDASH
SAY NO MORE.
APPLEJACK NEEDS YOUR HELP
SHE?S TRYING SO HARD THAT BITCH WILL BURN HERSELF VERY BAD IF YOU LET HER SO TRY TO GIVE IT A CHANCE ? YOU MIGHT START TO UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING LYRICS TO THIS SONG!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE , FLUTTERSHY, AND RAINBOWDASH
A TRUE,TRUE ROCKER HELPS A ROCK GROUP IN NEED.
A METALIST TRIES TO HELP THEM SEE.
A TRUE,TRUE ROCKER HELPS A SINGER PERFORM TO KICK ASS ON THE STAGE IN NEED.
TO SEE THE LIGHT THAT BURNS FOREVER MORE AS A TRUE, TRUE ROCKER.
RARITY
OH MY! SPIKY WIKY DID YOU HORNY BASTARD DRAGON CUM IN ME LAST NIGHT DON?T FUCKING LIE BECAUSE I DO LOVE YOU OR IS THIS ALL A TERRIBLE DREAM I HAD OR MAYBE I?M STILL HAVING IT. RARITY I?M SPIKE TRUST ME YOUR HAVING A BAD DREAM YES I?M A HORNY DRAGON I ONLY FUCK YOU WHEN YOU WANT ME TO RARITY ON YOUR TERMS NOT MINE I?D NEVER FORCE MY LOVE ON YOU ?
PLUS YOU WERE DREAMING I HAD SEX WITH YOU I DIDN?T YET ?
REALLY SPIKY WIKY WHAT A DIRTY DREAM I DO LOVE YOU HONEST DRAGON OF MY LIFE .
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
RARITY, PINKIE PIE IS ABOUT TO LOSE HER PARTY CANNON .
WE NEED APPLEJACK?S HELP .....
RARITY
FUCK LOSE THE CONCERT FOR PINKIE PIE NOT ON MY DAMN WATCH THAT CRAZY COKED UP SLUT WON?T WE WON?T LET THAT HAPPEN NOW NO NEVER !
WE NEED TO BE BY HER SIDE.
WE CAN TRY TO DO WHAT WE CAN NOW, FOR TOGETHER WE CAN BE HER GUIDE...
TWILIGHT SPARKLE, FLUTTERSHY, RAINBOWDASH, AND RARITY
A TRUE, TRUE ROCKER HELPS GET CRAZY PARTY SLUT PINKIE PIE TO GET HER CONCERT BACK AND RUNNING.
A SINGER WHO CARES TO BE THERE TO HELP THEM SEE.
A TRUE,TRUE ROCKER HELPS A METALIST IN NEED.
TO SEE THE LIGHT THAT TRAVELS TO THE MOTHERFUCKING BASSLINE YOU CAN?T TOUCH BITCHES WITH THAT BADASS BITCH DJ PON3 BLEED YOUR SPEAKERS UP IN TOWN CAUSE THE WUBWUB WUB SOUND IS GOING DOWN FROM A TRUE,TRUE, TRUE RRRRRRRRRRROCKKKKKER....
APPLE JACK
DJPON3 BASS YA ALL KICK YOUR ASS NOW THAT?S MORE LIKE IT!
WHAT?S NEXT?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
THE CONCERT FANS ARE FURIOUS ..... WE FUCKING NEED ARE CRAZY BITCH BAND BACK OHHHHHH THE OLD PINKIE PIE BACK!
APPLEJACK
I?M ON IT I KNOW JUST ONE THING THE CONCERT FANS NEED YOU.
THEY?VE BEEN ANGRY COUGAR FUCKING CATS WANTING TO KILL PONIES FOR NOT SINGING AT ALL THEY WANT THEIR KICK ASS METAL BACK SO THEY DON?T MUTILATE THEMSELVES LIKE FUCKING HYENAS IN THE JUNGLE AND NEVER SEEM TO SMILE,
AND IF YOU FEEL LIKE HELPIN? WE?D APPRECIATE A LOT IF YOU?D GET UP THERE AND SPREAD SOME CHEER FROM HERE TO CANTERLOT....
PINKIE PIE
COME ON FUCKERS I WANT TO SEE YOU SMILE BITCHES YEAH YEAH YEAH!
CONCERT FANS
YEAH ARE FAVORITE CRAZY BITCH ROCKER IS BACK PINKIE !!!
EVERYPONY, UNICORNIA, BRONIES !
A TRUE, TRUE ROCKER HELPS A FAN IN NEED.
A CONCERT GOER THAT GOES TO SEE.
A TRUE, TRUE ROCKER HELPS EVERYPONY IN NEED TO SEE THE LIGHT ..... THAT SHINES INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYPONY FROM A TRUE, TRUE RRRRRRROCKER YEAH ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WERE AWESOME SEE YA I?LL BE BACK BITCHES BYE !
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