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"writing": "[b]Petty Thievery Pays Poorly[/b]\n\n[i]By Thistle69[/i]\n\nIt had been a slow day for jobs, the board was almost empty save for a few, which definitely weren't worth the hassle for most explorers. Fortunately, however, as Blitz arrived to take his daily quest, a brand new job had just popped up, and one in an easy and nearby dungeon as well! The Typhlosion wasted no time in claiming it. The paper itself was formatted a little differently than the other ones on display, but the badger figured it wasn't a big deal.\n\nEverything pointed towards this being an easy job. Some petty thievery in the nearby cliffside cave, a pecha scarf stolen by a \"bipedal pókemon with beige and pink fur\"... Huh. That description was definitely far more vague than the ones usually listed in these types of jobs, but with characteristics like that, it hopefully shouldn't be hard to find the outlaw in question.\n\nAfter a few minutes of preparing his supplies for the dungeon dive ahead, Blitz finally set off to do his job, hoping that whoever the perpetrator is will be a pushover, so he can have some fun with them as well. It didn't take too long for him to arrive at the entrance of the cave. Surprisingly, he didn't bump into any other explorers along the way, despite that this dungeon in particular was quite popular with the newbies.\n\nThe first few floors were a breeze, with only a few ferals, who were easily dispatched with an attack or two. The badger didn't even need to use any of his supplies yet, as so far nearly none of the ferals had even managed to land a hit. Down and deeper he went, checking every nook and cranny for that outlaw. He grew more frustrated as he neared the end of the dungeon. There's no way he went through all this effort for his target to not even be here... Right?\n\nOn the penultimate floor, Blitz suddenly found himself in a monster house! Ferals crawled out of the woodwork to try their hand at defeating him. A short kerfuffle ensued; there were many of them, but quality beats quantity, and one by one, the badger took them all down. This time, however, he hadn't quite made it out unscathed. A few of the ferals had managed to land some blows. Nothing serious, but still, having to use an oran berry in what was supposed to be a quick and easy mission only served to frustrate the badger even further.\n\nGoing down another level, he had finally reached the end of the dungeon. He was hoping he'd find the perpetrator here to teach them a lesson, but to his annoyance, the only things he found there were a few Zubats, which were easily defeated. Frustrated, he took one last look around, but yet again, they were nowhere to be found. \"I can't believe I went through all this effort for nothing. It's too late to start another job now, that's an entire day wasted!\" He grumbled to himself, as he started on his way back. Perhaps it was for the better that the outlaw wasn't there at that moment, as only Arceus knows what the Typhlosion would do to them.\n\nThe trek back was once again, quiet and uneventful. It was a very slow day, very few teams were out dungeon diving. Blitz pulled the job paper out of his bag, taking a moment to examine it.This definitely wasn't an official job issued by the guild; the target description was very vague, and there wasn't even a reward listed! He couldn't believe he hadn't noticed those details.Whoever posted this, if the badger found them, would be sure to get a piece of his mind. As the sun was still up, he figured he could head over to the local cafe to cool down a bit.\n\nAfter what felt like an eternity, he finally made it back to town with the annoyance of losing an entire day still heavy in his mind. He didn't even bother going back to his room to offload his supplies,instead deciding to head directly for the cafe for a well deserved meal. His stomach was growling by now as he’d brought no food, figuring he'd make do within the dungeon itself. Upon opening the doors to the cafe, he noticed the place had barely any customers. Lucky! It meant his meal would likely be prepared even quicker!\n\nHowever, a moment later, something even better caught his eye. A Pokémon, with beige fur and some pink accents. A Braixen sat down at the counter, with their back facing the entrance.The description matched perfectly! This had to be the perpetrator in his assignment, right? Perhaps this day wouldn't be completely wasted, afterall. He wanted to snatch them right there,but since this wasn't an official job, Blitz thought he should make sure first before he dragged away an innocent Pokémon.\n\nHe approached the counter, his annoyed expression now replaced by a grin, as the prospect of actually having some fun came to his mind. If this really was his target, they'd pay for the frustration he went through while looking for them. Taking a seat right beside the fox, he took a good look at her, making no attempt to hide it. They weren't carrying the scarf for sure, but perhaps they had stored it away somewhere? Either way, it was time to investigate.\n\nBy now, the Braixen had noticed his rather weird behavior, and was giving him a side eye. The badger decided to play it friendly at first; afterall, it would be better to not scare away his potential reward. \"Hello there. I haven't seen you around here before.\" He tried to put on the friendliest voice he could muster. His toothy grin likely wasn't all that friendly looking, but he couldn't help it!\n\n\"H-Hi? I'm not really a regular here, sorry\" From her voice, it was immediately apparent that this Braixen was a female. She seemed to be a bit intimidated by the massive Typhlosion looking right at her. \"D-Do you need something? Am I in your seat or something?\" She was already stuttering. This lass definitely wasn't the confident type! Seems like this will be smooth sailing, he just needed to play his cards right!\n\n\"Oh, no, no! You're alright, don't worry. Name's Blitz, pleased to meet you.\" He chuckled. Despite his friendly attitude, he was already thinking of all the ways he could deal with this Braixen, if she ended up being the right target of course.\n\n\"Nice to meet you, Blitz. Name's Thistle, what brings you to me?\" She had definitely calmed down a tad there; that stuttering wasn't quite there anymore, and her body language had become far more relaxed. The badger pondered if he should entertain her a bit more, or if he should get straight to the point. Another growl came from his belly below, and it seemed like his decision was made for him.\n\n\"Well, you see, Thistle... I've got this one job here...\" He reached into his pouch, pulling out the rolled up poster from within, before spreading it out on the counter. \"Do you mind giving it a read for me?\"\n\nSure enough, the fox did as she was told, and her eyes widened as she read the description of the perpetrator. It was most definitely her, and worse yet, she did, in fact, take a scarf from that dungeon a few days ago! It was just lying on the floor, and she’d thought it was forgotten there, and hadn't seen any harm in taking it! \"O-Oh... L-Look, I can explain! I-I didn't think that scarf belonged to anyone! I'm s-sorry, please don't take me away!\"\n\nHe almost felt bad for her. She was already panicking just from reading the job listing alone. But, a thief is a thief, and this one had surely made this badger go through quite the hassle to get to her. For a moment, he pondered on what to do, before the perfect idea came to his mind... If he could lure her to that dungeon... He could have all the fun he wanted while dealing with her, and she seemed like she'd be a pushover! \"Now, now. No need to get worried. I can tell that this was all a mistake. We can sort it all out, I'm sure of it. If you come with me to the cave where you found that scarf, I can get this fixed for you, how's that sound?\" He gave her a smile after his proposal. If only that girl knew what this badger was really planning for her...\n\n\"R-Really? You'd do that? I-I can come right away! Could you just give me a second to grab my supplies? I won't take too long!\" Her attitude had completely changed once again. Now she was upbeat at the prospect of not getting locked away! She was falling right into his trap, and was none the wiser.\n\n\"Oh don't worry about supplies, I've got plenty with me here. We can't take too long. We don't have much daylight left today. We have to go at once if you want this all sorted.\" With that, the Typhlosion got up from his seat, standing right beside the Braixen as he waited for her. He was also eyeing her down while at it. She didn't seem like a fighter at all. What could she possibly be doing in a dungeon?\n\n\"Right, right! Let's go, I'm with you! And, uh, thanks... I didn't even know I had a bounty...\" \n\n\"Well, it's a good thing I got to you first then, huh?\" He said with a chuckle. She got up shortly after, following Blitz as the two left the cafe. He was moving at a much faster pace than before. His hunger was starting to get to him, but he knew that soon enough, his patience would be greatly rewarded\n\nIn what felt like no time at all, the two had arrived at the cave. Thanks to Blitz previously being there that day, there wasn't a single feral to bother them, luckily enough. The two quickly went through the dungeon with the Braixen still quite happy, not knowing that she was walking right into a trap. Soon enough, the two would reach the final chamber of that dungeon, and Blitz grinned, as he knew soon enough he'd be getting his reward.\n\n\"This is the place I got the scarf from! It was sitting on that rock right there. I didn't see anyone around here, so I just thought it had no owner...\" Thistle explained herself, while walking over to the spot she was pointing out. She didn't even notice the badger sneaking up behind her. Soon, Blitz was towering over her, and with a smirk. He grabbed onto her sides with quite a bit of force, greatly startling the fox while doing so.\n\n\"I'm sorry dear, but outlaws are outlaws, and now, you're going to find out how I deal with them~\" He spun the fox around so she was facing him. She was yet again terrified, eyes wide open, and body shaking.\"W-Wait!! But I t-thought you were going to help me out?! P-Please don't h-harm me!\"\n\nBlitz didn't even bother to reply to her, his belly rumbled once again, right before he lifted her up, and opened his maw wide open, giving that soon to be meal a good look down his throat. She was mortified. Was he going to eat her?! She struggled, kicking her legs and trying to break free of his hold... But it was no use, and it only seemed to amuse the Typhlosion, as he chuckled once again. This couldn't be happening. She hadn't even brought any reviver seeds! Thistle was in quite the predicament now, and could only hope this was just him scaring her.\n\nMoments later, the Braixen's hopes were shattered, as the badger quickly lunged forwards, stuffing her entire head into his jaw in one fell swoop. The panicking fox kicked and struggled, tiring herself out in the process.Those strong throat muscles contracted around her, pulling her deeper into the deathtrap. The inside was very warm, and with each gulp, more of the fox's body was sucked into the Typhlosion's throat, until only her tail and legs were still left outside. She was making quite the bulge in his neck, and was also still putting up quite the fight. She yelled and begged for mercy, but with one final gulp, her legs and tail disappeared into Blitz' maw, sealing her fate.\n\nFor what felt like an eternity, she slid down his gullet, the muscles around her clamping down hard on her body. She could barely even move, but she wasn't giving up. She was still squirming and kicking, praying that she could get out of this situation! Blitz, however, merely placed a paw on that bulge travelling down his gullet, helping her slide down even faster. Thistle couldn't believe this was happening. She thought she'd wake up from this nightmare any time now.\n\nBut instead, she was pushed into a much roomier chamber, and a deafening gurgle soon followed. To her horror, she had made it into the badger's stomach. There was no getting out now, at least not as she was. The poor fox's fate had been sealed, but despite this, she still struggled, kicking into the stomach walls and pleading with the Typhlosion. Blitz, on the other hand, merely walked towards one of the rocky walls, before plopping down onto his butt. His belly was quite large now, and carrying around the weight of that fox would get tiring pretty soon, so he was more than happy to take a seat while his guts went to work on her. \"Heh... You were sooo easy to deceive... So tasty and filling too, at least you're good for something, eh? Since you're definitely not a good outlaw.\"\n\n\"Please!!! Eat a reviver seed!! I don't deserve this, please don't do this to me!\" Thistle pleaded and squirmed within his stomach. Soon enough, acids started pouring into that chamber, and it seemed like the more she struggled, the faster it was filling up. The acids stung quite a bit, and it was very uncomfortable inside the Typhlosion's belly. The atmosphere was unbearably warm and humid, and the walls contracted on her with no mercy. And now, with those acids, she felt like she was in hell.The stomach gurgled and groaned, as it continued to fill with juices. Soon enough, the Braixen's whole body would be submerged with only her head still left outside. It was foul inside, and the stubborn girl was still fighting.\n\nThe Typhlosion, on the other hand, was loving her struggles! The squirming and fighting within his gut felt sooo good. He had to make sure she'd last as long as possible. So, he started swallowing deep breaths, making sure to give that fox a steady supply of air to keep her around until the very end. Minutes went by, and Thistle continued begging and fighting, although the fighting was dying down by now. Her fur was starting to disappear into the acids, as they started to get stained with her colors. She still couldn't believe this was happening. Was she truly going to meet her end in this badger's guts??\n\nBy now, over an hour has gone by. Blitz was still grinning and loving the sensation of that fox within his belly, the poor girl getting melted alive by the powerful acids within. Her entire body stung, and most of her fur was gone by now, melted off into those strong stomach juices. Still pleading, but by now, they were barely audible over the loud sloshes and groans of Blitz' stomach. Occasionally, he'd squish his belly down with his paws, to get a reaction out of Thistle and make her fight a bit more again. He didn't know for how long she'd be conscious in there for, but he could only hope it'd be hours...\n\nAt around the three hour mark, the Typhlosion was feeling very tired... He would be passing out very soon, but still, that fox was somehow still active inside his stomach! She was nearly silent by now, but he could still feel her moving around every now and then. Her body was barely holding together, and with the badger knowing he'd be dozing off soon, he decided to tease her once more by contracting his stomach and pressing into it with his paws... But this time, it was different. There was a loud CRUNCH from within. He had snapped one of the fox's bones with that move. The poor girl was already completely numbed by now, so she only heard it snap, and didn't feel it much, but it was still horrifying. She wasn't going to last much longer, and he knew it. With that, Blitz happily closed his eyes, falling into a food coma. \n\nOver the course of his sleep, the fox would continue to be mercilessly broken down. More of her bones snapping and crunching, as she somehow hung on in there, to her dismay. After what must've been five hours, she finally perished to that powerful belly, and her body melted away completely, before moving onto the badger's intestines. He was still fast asleep by now, and likely would be for the entire next process. Thistle had been put through absolute hell, and without a reviver seed, there was absolutely no going back for her. Over a few more hours, that thick sludge was stripped of nutrients and anything useful, slowly turning into merely something for Blitz to get rid of.\n\nBlitz slept like a rock for a long time, all the while Thistle was pumped through his intestines. Finally, in the morning, the badger woke up. His belly had almost completely returned to normal size by then, and he smirked at the sight of it. Indeed, taking this job was a great decision, as that was one of the best meals he'd had in a while. Grabbing his pouch, he got up, and started making his way out of that dungeon. He knew he wasn't quite done with that fox, but he wasn't sure when that time would come.\n\nWithin a few minutes, Blitz had already made his way out of that dungeon, and was on the trail back to town. It was early in the morning, so there wasn't anyone around just yet.\n\n\n\n[b]—-------------------------Scat Disposal Warning—---------------------------[/b]\n\nThat was when he felt the need to go. Bad. It was time to say goodbye to Thistle for good. He nonchalantly made his way behind a big bush, barely getting there in time to deposit the outlaw. Blitz had barely even time to squat down, before the first of many turds started peeking out of his asshole. However, she wasn't quite as smooth as he thought she'd be, having to push quite a bit for that first thick log to finally start sliding out of him. It hit the forest floor with a meaty thud, and soon enough, another log would start making its way out of him.\n\nThat once cute fox was now nothing but a load of shit being expelled from Blitz' asshole, and she would remain like that for all eternity now. Turd after turd hit the forest floor, starting to make quite the pile. A few bones were lodged in them,some intact, others not so much. Tufts of stained fur mixed in hinted at her beige and pink coat. A rather long log exited his anus. The whole process was quite noisy. Soon, he felt a blockade, and the badger immediately figured it must be the fox's skull. He pushed with all his might, but it was stuck in there good. Shit poured out of the eye sockets of the ex-fox's skull for a while, before it finally dislodged itself, giving Blitz massive relief. \n\nHer skull unceremoniously fell onto the by now large pile of shit, sinking into it, before being buried by a few more droppings. Finally, after one last smaller log, the badger felt completely empty. He got back up, and looked at his work. He smirked, knowing that outlaw was gone forever now. He didn't even bother to collect her skull, as he had already gotten the best reward he could've hoped for. Besides, the slip hadnt mentioned a reward. After a few seconds of admiring his work, Blitz picked his pouch up again, and headed off. His assets gained quite the upgrade from Thistle's contribution.\n\nAnd that was it for the fox, without a reviver seed, her essence was lost within Blitz forever, and that pile would be all that's left of her. Quite a shitty ending for her, but at least she wouldn't be doing any petty thievery anymore.",
"writing_bbcode_parsed": "Petty Thievery Pays Poorly
By Thistle69
It had been a slow day for jobs, the board was almost empty save for a few, which definitely weren't worth the hassle for most explorers. Fortunately, however, as Blitz arrived to take his daily quest, a brand new job had just popped up, and one in an easy and nearby dungeon as well! The Typhlosion wasted no time in claiming it. The paper itself was formatted a little differently than the other ones on display, but the badger figured it wasn't a big deal.
Everything pointed towards this being an easy job. Some petty thievery in the nearby cliffside cave, a pecha scarf stolen by a "bipedal pókemon with beige and pink fur"... Huh. That description was definitely far more vague than the ones usually listed in these types of jobs, but with characteristics like that, it hopefully shouldn't be hard to find the outlaw in question.
After a few minutes of preparing his supplies for the dungeon dive ahead, Blitz finally set off to do his job, hoping that whoever the perpetrator is will be a pushover, so he can have some fun with them as well. It didn't take too long for him to arrive at the entrance of the cave. Surprisingly, he didn't bump into any other explorers along the way, despite that this dungeon in particular was quite popular with the newbies.
The first few floors were a breeze, with only a few ferals, who were easily dispatched with an attack or two. The badger didn't even need to use any of his supplies yet, as so far nearly none of the ferals had even managed to land a hit. Down and deeper he went, checking every nook and cranny for that outlaw. He grew more frustrated as he neared the end of the dungeon. There's no way he went through all this effort for his target to not even be here... Right?
On the penultimate floor, Blitz suddenly found himself in a monster house! Ferals crawled out of the woodwork to try their hand at defeating him. A short kerfuffle ensued; there were many of them, but quality beats quantity, and one by one, the badger took them all down. This time, however, he hadn't quite made it out unscathed. A few of the ferals had managed to land some blows. Nothing serious, but still, having to use an oran berry in what was supposed to be a quick and easy mission only served to frustrate the badger even further.
Going down another level, he had finally reached the end of the dungeon. He was hoping he'd find the perpetrator here to teach them a lesson, but to his annoyance, the only things he found there were a few Zubats, which were easily defeated. Frustrated, he took one last look around, but yet again, they were nowhere to be found. "I can't believe I went through all this effort for nothing. It's too late to start another job now, that's an entire day wasted!" He grumbled to himself, as he started on his way back. Perhaps it was for the better that the outlaw wasn't there at that moment, as only Arceus knows what the Typhlosion would do to them.
The trek back was once again, quiet and uneventful. It was a very slow day, very few teams were out dungeon diving. Blitz pulled the job paper out of his bag, taking a moment to examine it.This definitely wasn't an official job issued by the guild; the target description was very vague, and there wasn't even a reward listed! He couldn't believe he hadn't noticed those details.Whoever posted this, if the badger found them, would be sure to get a piece of his mind. As the sun was still up, he figured he could head over to the local cafe to cool down a bit.
After what felt like an eternity, he finally made it back to town with the annoyance of losing an entire day still heavy in his mind. He didn't even bother going back to his room to offload his supplies,instead deciding to head directly for the cafe for a well deserved meal. His stomach was growling by now as he’d brought no food, figuring he'd make do within the dungeon itself. Upon opening the doors to the cafe, he noticed the place had barely any customers. Lucky! It meant his meal would likely be prepared even quicker!
However, a moment later, something even better caught his eye. A Pokémon, with beige fur and some pink accents. A Braixen sat down at the counter, with their back facing the entrance.The description matched perfectly! This had to be the perpetrator in his assignment, right? Perhaps this day wouldn't be completely wasted, afterall. He wanted to snatch them right there,but since this wasn't an official job, Blitz thought he should make sure first before he dragged away an innocent Pokémon.
He approached the counter, his annoyed expression now replaced by a grin, as the prospect of actually having some fun came to his mind. If this really was his target, they'd pay for the frustration he went through while looking for them. Taking a seat right beside the fox, he took a good look at her, making no attempt to hide it. They weren't carrying the scarf for sure, but perhaps they had stored it away somewhere? Either way, it was time to investigate.
By now, the Braixen had noticed his rather weird behavior, and was giving him a side eye. The badger decided to play it friendly at first; afterall, it would be better to not scare away his potential reward. "Hello there. I haven't seen you around here before." He tried to put on the friendliest voice he could muster. His toothy grin likely wasn't all that friendly looking, but he couldn't help it!
"H-Hi? I'm not really a regular here, sorry" From her voice, it was immediately apparent that this Braixen was a female. She seemed to be a bit intimidated by the massive Typhlosion looking right at her. "D-Do you need something? Am I in your seat or something?" She was already stuttering. This lass definitely wasn't the confident type! Seems like this will be smooth sailing, he just needed to play his cards right!
"Oh, no, no! You're alright, don't worry. Name's Blitz, pleased to meet you." He chuckled. Despite his friendly attitude, he was already thinking of all the ways he could deal with this Braixen, if she ended up being the right target of course.
"Nice to meet you, Blitz. Name's Thistle, what brings you to me?" She had definitely calmed down a tad there; that stuttering wasn't quite there anymore, and her body language had become far more relaxed. The badger pondered if he should entertain her a bit more, or if he should get straight to the point. Another growl came from his belly below, and it seemed like his decision was made for him.
"Well, you see, Thistle... I've got this one job here..." He reached into his pouch, pulling out the rolled up poster from within, before spreading it out on the counter. "Do you mind giving it a read for me?"
Sure enough, the fox did as she was told, and her eyes widened as she read the description of the perpetrator. It was most definitely her, and worse yet, she did, in fact, take a scarf from that dungeon a few days ago! It was just lying on the floor, and she’d thought it was forgotten there, and hadn't seen any harm in taking it! "O-Oh... L-Look, I can explain! I-I didn't think that scarf belonged to anyone! I'm s-sorry, please don't take me away!"
He almost felt bad for her. She was already panicking just from reading the job listing alone. But, a thief is a thief, and this one had surely made this badger go through quite the hassle to get to her. For a moment, he pondered on what to do, before the perfect idea came to his mind... If he could lure her to that dungeon... He could have all the fun he wanted while dealing with her, and she seemed like she'd be a pushover! "Now, now. No need to get worried. I can tell that this was all a mistake. We can sort it all out, I'm sure of it. If you come with me to the cave where you found that scarf, I can get this fixed for you, how's that sound?" He gave her a smile after his proposal. If only that girl knew what this badger was really planning for her...
"R-Really? You'd do that? I-I can come right away! Could you just give me a second to grab my supplies? I won't take too long!" Her attitude had completely changed once again. Now she was upbeat at the prospect of not getting locked away! She was falling right into his trap, and was none the wiser.
"Oh don't worry about supplies, I've got plenty with me here. We can't take too long. We don't have much daylight left today. We have to go at once if you want this all sorted." With that, the Typhlosion got up from his seat, standing right beside the Braixen as he waited for her. He was also eyeing her down while at it. She didn't seem like a fighter at all. What could she possibly be doing in a dungeon?
"Right, right! Let's go, I'm with you! And, uh, thanks... I didn't even know I had a bounty..."
"Well, it's a good thing I got to you first then, huh?" He said with a chuckle. She got up shortly after, following Blitz as the two left the cafe. He was moving at a much faster pace than before. His hunger was starting to get to him, but he knew that soon enough, his patience would be greatly rewarded
In what felt like no time at all, the two had arrived at the cave. Thanks to Blitz previously being there that day, there wasn't a single feral to bother them, luckily enough. The two quickly went through the dungeon with the Braixen still quite happy, not knowing that she was walking right into a trap. Soon enough, the two would reach the final chamber of that dungeon, and Blitz grinned, as he knew soon enough he'd be getting his reward.
"This is the place I got the scarf from! It was sitting on that rock right there. I didn't see anyone around here, so I just thought it had no owner..." Thistle explained herself, while walking over to the spot she was pointing out. She didn't even notice the badger sneaking up behind her. Soon, Blitz was towering over her, and with a smirk. He grabbed onto her sides with quite a bit of force, greatly startling the fox while doing so.
"I'm sorry dear, but outlaws are outlaws, and now, you're going to find out how I deal with them~" He spun the fox around so she was facing him. She was yet again terrified, eyes wide open, and body shaking."W-Wait!! But I t-thought you were going to help me out?! P-Please don't h-harm me!"
Blitz didn't even bother to reply to her, his belly rumbled once again, right before he lifted her up, and opened his maw wide open, giving that soon to be meal a good look down his throat. She was mortified. Was he going to eat her?! She struggled, kicking her legs and trying to break free of his hold... But it was no use, and it only seemed to amuse the Typhlosion, as he chuckled once again. This couldn't be happening. She hadn't even brought any reviver seeds! Thistle was in quite the predicament now, and could only hope this was just him scaring her.
Moments later, the Braixen's hopes were shattered, as the badger quickly lunged forwards, stuffing her entire head into his jaw in one fell swoop. The panicking fox kicked and struggled, tiring herself out in the process.Those strong throat muscles contracted around her, pulling her deeper into the deathtrap. The inside was very warm, and with each gulp, more of the fox's body was sucked into the Typhlosion's throat, until only her tail and legs were still left outside. She was making quite the bulge in his neck, and was also still putting up quite the fight. She yelled and begged for mercy, but with one final gulp, her legs and tail disappeared into Blitz' maw, sealing her fate.
For what felt like an eternity, she slid down his gullet, the muscles around her clamping down hard on her body. She could barely even move, but she wasn't giving up. She was still squirming and kicking, praying that she could get out of this situation! Blitz, however, merely placed a paw on that bulge travelling down his gullet, helping her slide down even faster. Thistle couldn't believe this was happening. She thought she'd wake up from this nightmare any time now.
But instead, she was pushed into a much roomier chamber, and a deafening gurgle soon followed. To her horror, she had made it into the badger's stomach. There was no getting out now, at least not as she was. The poor fox's fate had been sealed, but despite this, she still struggled, kicking into the stomach walls and pleading with the Typhlosion. Blitz, on the other hand, merely walked towards one of the rocky walls, before plopping down onto his butt. His belly was quite large now, and carrying around the weight of that fox would get tiring pretty soon, so he was more than happy to take a seat while his guts went to work on her. "Heh... You were sooo easy to deceive... So tasty and filling too, at least you're good for something, eh? Since you're definitely not a good outlaw."
"Please!!! Eat a reviver seed!! I don't deserve this, please don't do this to me!" Thistle pleaded and squirmed within his stomach. Soon enough, acids started pouring into that chamber, and it seemed like the more she struggled, the faster it was filling up. The acids stung quite a bit, and it was very uncomfortable inside the Typhlosion's belly. The atmosphere was unbearably warm and humid, and the walls contracted on her with no mercy. And now, with those acids, she felt like she was in hell.The stomach gurgled and groaned, as it continued to fill with juices. Soon enough, the Braixen's whole body would be submerged with only her head still left outside. It was foul inside, and the stubborn girl was still fighting.
The Typhlosion, on the other hand, was loving her struggles! The squirming and fighting within his gut felt sooo good. He had to make sure she'd last as long as possible. So, he started swallowing deep breaths, making sure to give that fox a steady supply of air to keep her around until the very end. Minutes went by, and Thistle continued begging and fighting, although the fighting was dying down by now. Her fur was starting to disappear into the acids, as they started to get stained with her colors. She still couldn't believe this was happening. Was she truly going to meet her end in this badger's guts??
By now, over an hour has gone by. Blitz was still grinning and loving the sensation of that fox within his belly, the poor girl getting melted alive by the powerful acids within. Her entire body stung, and most of her fur was gone by now, melted off into those strong stomach juices. Still pleading, but by now, they were barely audible over the loud sloshes and groans of Blitz' stomach. Occasionally, he'd squish his belly down with his paws, to get a reaction out of Thistle and make her fight a bit more again. He didn't know for how long she'd be conscious in there for, but he could only hope it'd be hours...
At around the three hour mark, the Typhlosion was feeling very tired... He would be passing out very soon, but still, that fox was somehow still active inside his stomach! She was nearly silent by now, but he could still feel her moving around every now and then. Her body was barely holding together, and with the badger knowing he'd be dozing off soon, he decided to tease her once more by contracting his stomach and pressing into it with his paws... But this time, it was different. There was a loud CRUNCH from within. He had snapped one of the fox's bones with that move. The poor girl was already completely numbed by now, so she only heard it snap, and didn't feel it much, but it was still horrifying. She wasn't going to last much longer, and he knew it. With that, Blitz happily closed his eyes, falling into a food coma.
Over the course of his sleep, the fox would continue to be mercilessly broken down. More of her bones snapping and crunching, as she somehow hung on in there, to her dismay. After what must've been five hours, she finally perished to that powerful belly, and her body melted away completely, before moving onto the badger's intestines. He was still fast asleep by now, and likely would be for the entire next process. Thistle had been put through absolute hell, and without a reviver seed, there was absolutely no going back for her. Over a few more hours, that thick sludge was stripped of nutrients and anything useful, slowly turning into merely something for Blitz to get rid of.
Blitz slept like a rock for a long time, all the while Thistle was pumped through his intestines. Finally, in the morning, the badger woke up. His belly had almost completely returned to normal size by then, and he smirked at the sight of it. Indeed, taking this job was a great decision, as that was one of the best meals he'd had in a while. Grabbing his pouch, he got up, and started making his way out of that dungeon. He knew he wasn't quite done with that fox, but he wasn't sure when that time would come.
Within a few minutes, Blitz had already made his way out of that dungeon, and was on the trail back to town. It was early in the morning, so there wasn't anyone around just yet.
That was when he felt the need to go. Bad. It was time to say goodbye to Thistle for good. He nonchalantly made his way behind a big bush, barely getting there in time to deposit the outlaw. Blitz had barely even time to squat down, before the first of many turds started peeking out of his asshole. However, she wasn't quite as smooth as he thought she'd be, having to push quite a bit for that first thick log to finally start sliding out of him. It hit the forest floor with a meaty thud, and soon enough, another log would start making its way out of him.
That once cute fox was now nothing but a load of shit being expelled from Blitz' asshole, and she would remain like that for all eternity now. Turd after turd hit the forest floor, starting to make quite the pile. A few bones were lodged in them,some intact, others not so much. Tufts of stained fur mixed in hinted at her beige and pink coat. A rather long log exited his anus. The whole process was quite noisy. Soon, he felt a blockade, and the badger immediately figured it must be the fox's skull. He pushed with all his might, but it was stuck in there good. Shit poured out of the eye sockets of the ex-fox's skull for a while, before it finally dislodged itself, giving Blitz massive relief.
Her skull unceremoniously fell onto the by now large pile of shit, sinking into it, before being buried by a few more droppings. Finally, after one last smaller log, the badger felt completely empty. He got back up, and looked at his work. He smirked, knowing that outlaw was gone forever now. He didn't even bother to collect her skull, as he had already gotten the best reward he could've hoped for. Besides, the slip hadnt mentioned a reward. After a few seconds of admiring his work, Blitz picked his pouch up again, and headed off. His assets gained quite the upgrade from Thistle's contribution.
And that was it for the fox, without a reviver seed, her essence was lost within Blitz forever, and that pile would be all that's left of her. Quite a shitty ending for her, but at least she wouldn't be doing any petty thievery anymore.",
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