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Abracadabrador.\n\nTrixie zaps the boulder, but the beam bounced off.\n\nLabracadabrador: Uh-oh. Everyone, look out.\n\nEveryone ducked down. But the beam from Trixie’s wand was so fast, it accidentally hit Banjo’s cock. He was knocked out on the ground.\n\nTrixie: Oops.\n\nLabracadabrador: Oh my. Banjo.\n\nTank: Banjo?\n\nFunny Ferguson: Banjo. Wake up.\n\nSheila: Banjo, are you okay?\n\nProfessor Frazzle: He's not moving.\n\nRoxy: He must have been hit hard.\n\nTank: Banjo? (licks Banjo) He's still breathing.\n\nFelipe: I have an idea. (launches his tongue at Banjo to wake him up)\n\nBut Banjo was still asleep.\n\nFelipe: (slurps up his tongue) Well that didn't work.\n\nBanjo: (groans) Ow.\n\nFelipe: Oh. Never mind.\n\nBanjo: Ugh. Go easy on the tongue.\n\nFelipe: Sorry about that.\n\nSheila: Well, sugar. Thank goodness you're okay.\n\nLabracadabrador: But are you okay? That blast might have hurted.\n\nTrixie: Sorry, Mr. Banjo.\n\nBanjo: That's okay, kid. I'm okay.\n\nBumper: Um. Banjo?\n\nSadie: Are you sure? You don't feel anything? I mean it was magic that just hit you.\n\nBanjo: Of course. I feel okay. Wait.\n\nHe felt a part of his body about to grow. Then Banjo felt his penis.\n\n(Banjo’s penis starting to grow, and stopped)\n\nEveryone was surprised.\n\nEveryone: Whoa.\n\nBanjo: Oh my dog. My penis. It's big. I should probably go.\n\nLabracadabrador: Wait, don't go. We need to fix this. Besides it looks so pawsome.\n\nSheila: He's right. Who knows who wants to have sex with you and this big weiner. I mean I would.\n\nSadie: Girl, I hear you. I wouldn't keep myself away from anything like that.\n\n(Everyone agreeing)\n\nBanjo: Aww. Thank you all.\n\nHarry: You know, Labracadabrador is right. You can't go out to town a penis… I mean, that's your decision. But that big.\n\nFunny Ferguson: He's right. We can't have anyone see this.\n\nBanjo: At least no one but us saw everything.\n\nLuna: Yeah. Even Murphy saw us from over there.\n\nFunny Ferguson: Oh, yeah. Murphy.\n\n(record scratches)\n\nEveryone: Wait. Murphy?\n\n(Murphy waving from far and starts walking towards them)\n\nMurphy: Hey there, everyone.\n\nMaya: Oh, um. Hello, Murphy. Nothing to see here.\n\n(Murphy looks at Banjo's penis)\n\nBut it was too late, Murphy already saw it.\n\nMurphy: Oh my. That weiner is huge.\n\nSadie: Yes. We can't tell anyone about this.\n\nTank: I'm begging you, Murph. Please don't tell.\n\nMurphy: Don't worry. I won't tell.\n\nRoxy: Phew. Thank goodness.\n\nLabracadabrador: Wait, Trixie, you give it a try. Maybe you can reverse the spell. Trixie?\n\nTrixie: Mmm-mmm.\n\nLabracadabrador: What's wrong, kiddo?\n\nTrixie: Magic failed.\n\nPhinny: She must think we're mad at her.\n\nLabracadabrador: Don't worry, Trixie. We're not mad.\n\nBut Trixie wasn't sure.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Don't worry. Maybe I can create a formula to return it back to normal. But we need to be careful over the citizens we'll pass by.\n\nWhen they got to town, they looked around. No one was staring at Banjo's penis yet.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Okay. No one's looking. Come on. Everyone, pick up and carry Banjo's cock.\n\n(Everyone running to the lab)\n\nWhen they got there, Professor Frazzle looked through notes until she found the formula for a resize antidote.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: This is it.\n\nSo everyone found the right chemicals and poured them into a beacon.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Okay. This should work.\n\nProfessor Frazzle poured the chemical on Banjo’s penis\n\nBanjo: Did it work? Is my weiner back to normal?\n\nRusty Whiskers: Not really.\n\nBanjo's penis was wrapped around him.\n\nBanjo: Oh. It's too long.\n\nTank: Just like a long noodle.\n\nSadie: Let's try it again.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Alright, stand back.\n\nProfessor Frazzle made and poured the same chemical on Banjo's penis and made it sentient.\n\n(Banjo’s penis wrapping him and everyone else up)\n\nFelipe: Well that didn't work either.\n\nHarry: Yeah. Banjo's weiner is alive.\n\nSheila: Again.\n\nThey tried again, but Banjo's penis became penis tentacles.\n\nRoxy: Yikes. Tentacle cocks.\n\nLabracadabrador: (yells) Again.\n\nThey tried again, but Banjo's penis turned into two big penises.\n\nFunny Ferguson: What the?! That's just weird.\n\nTank: I know. I like having one penis. But two is just weird.\n\nBanjo: Again.\n\nThey tried one more time. When Trixie poured the chemical on Banjo's penis, it wasn't two penises anymore, but it went back to a big penis.\n\nEveryone: Aww.\n\nBanjo: Aww man. It still didn't work.\n\nSadie: Yeah. We're back to square one.\n\nLuna: This reminds me of the time we made our weiners grow.\n\nTank: Yeah. I still remember.\n\n(flashback starts)\n\nLuna: Wow.\n\nThen they all started touch their own and each others and lick their own and each others.\n\nPhinny: This is the life. (rubbing his cock)\n\nRoxy: You said it, Phinny. (rubbing and licking her penis)\n\nBumper: This is fun. (rubbing his penis)\n\nLuna: So fun. (rubbing her cock)\n\nTank: And pawsome. (rubbing his penis)\n\nThe rest of the pups agreed.\n\n(Flashback ends)\n\n(Tank and Luna sighs)\n\nLuna: Good times.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: I don't get it, nothing is working. We did this chemical in the right order.\n\nBanjo: I know. Maybe we should give up. I'm going to be stuck like this forever.\n\nFelipe was licking Banjo's penis with his long tongue.\n\nFelipe: Oh. Sorry. (slurps up his tongue)\n\nBanjo: Nah. It's fine. (starts licking his big cock)\n\nSadie: You can't just give up, neither are we.\n\nBanjo: Why shouldn't we? Nothing is working.\n\nThey all went trying to think of an idea.\n\nMurphy: Wait. Trixie's magic started this.\n\nRusty Whiskers: Maybe she can fix this with magic.\n\n(Everyone looking at Trixie)\n\nLabracadabrador: How about it, my little magician?\n\nBut Trixie refused after what happened.\n\nTrixie: Nuh-uh. No magic.\n\nSheila: She's still upset from earlier.\n\nLabracadabrador: But, Trixie. We need your help.\n\nTrixie: Nuh-uh.\n\nJust then, Henry saw how big Banjo's penis was.\n\nHenry: Oh my God. That looks so pawsome.\n\nFunny Ferguson: It's too late. We've been spotted.\n\nFelipe: Don't worry. It's just Henry.\n\nBut he was wrong. It wasn't just Henry. Drake, Drew, Jacob, Chief Howley, Chameleo, the Poochmans, and Teddy also spotted them.\n\nMurphy: You were saying, Felipe?\n\nThey were amazed by Banjo's big weiner and started coming closer.\n\nDrake: It looks so…\n\nDrew: Clawsome.\n\nChief Howley: And so amazing. I just want to lick it.\n\nJacob: Me too.\n\nBanjo: Aah. (holding up his penis) Sorry, everyone. But this isn't for sex.\n\nMr. Poochman: Come on. Just one little lick.\n\nSadie: Guys? What do we do?\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Well, we'll figure out something. For now, run.\n\nThey started running, but everyone was barging behind them. They hid in an alley while everyone chasing them ran by them.\n\nFunny Ferguson: Okay. We lost them.\n\nChef Boneitelli was walking until she saw them. She even saw Banjo's big weiner.\n\nChef Boneitelli: What are you all doing?\n\nBanjo: It's horrible. Everyone is after us.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Why? And why is Banjo's cock so big?\n\nSheila: We can explain everything. But we'll have to talk somewhere away from them.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Oh. Follow me inside.\n\nThey all went inside the restaurant. They were enjoying their meals while they explained.\n\nChef Boneitelli: So, why is everyone chasing you?\n\nBanjo: It's because of my penis. Look.\n\nBanjo stood up and plopped his big cock on the floor. Chef Boneitelli was very surprised and confused.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Whoa. That is big. How did this happen?\n\nLabracadabrador: My daughter, Trixie, did some magic on it and now it's huge.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Oh. But why didn't she fix it?\n\nFelipe: She thought it was her fault it got bigger, but it was just an accident.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Oh, dear.\n\nLabracadabrador: We tried to convince her that it was okay. But she still won't fix it.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Trixie. I know you didn't mean to.\n\nTrixie was still upset and refused. Chef Boneitelli gave her a hug to help her feel better.\n\nSheila: Well, look on the bright side, at least Banjo's penis is handsome, just like him. (kisses Banjo on the cheek)\n\nBanjo started blushing.\n\nBanjo: Aww. Thanks, Sheila.\n\nSadie: It really is pawsome.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Magnificent.\n\nBanjo: I'm so happy you said that, I just want to kiss you. Oh.\n\n(Everyone surprised)\n\nBanjo: I mean, ya didn't hear that.\n\nThey went out and saw the coast was clear. But then they saw Grandpa Wally with Chip.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Uh-oh. Please don't see us.\n\nBut they already saw them. So did Mr. and Mrs. Wagner.\n\nGrandpa Wally: Hello. What's going on here?\n\nThey saw Banjo's big weiner and started staring at it. But quickly snapped out of it. They saw that the friends were trying to get away from the sexy mob.\n\nSadie: We're trying to get Banjo's big cock back to normal, but everyone is after us.\n\nJust then, the mob spotted them.\n\nTeddy Longtail: Hey, there they are.\n\nMrs. Wagner: Well count us in.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Okay. But if you want to keep your penises and butts from being sexied, then run.\n\nThey all started running.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Maybe Captain Seadog can get us out of here.\n\nThey all got on his boat, and Captain Seadog drove his boat as fast as he could. But everyone else was catching up.\n\nCaptain Seadog: Hang on.\n\nBut then, his boat crashed into a big rock.\n\nCaptain Seadog: Barnacles. Sorry, everyone.\n\nSadie: It's cool. Hey. Maybe Swifty can help.\n\nGrandpa Wally: But he's out delivering stuff. But maybe he can pick us up.\n\n(Screen changes)\n\nSwifty: Hey, everyone.\n\nGrandpa Wally: Hey, son.\n\nChip: Dada.\n\n(all hugging each other)\n\nPhinny: We were hoping you'd give us a ride.\n\nTank: But Grandpa Wally said you were delivering things.\n\nSwifty: Actually, I'm done with my deliveries. Hop on board.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Thank you. Come on, Banjo.\n\nSwifty saw how big Banjo's penis was and was surprised.\n\nSwifty: (gasps) Now that looks amazing.\n\nBanjo: Thank you. But I don't think it will fit. (trying to squeeze his big penis through the door)\n\nMrs. Wagner: Everyone, push.\n\nThey all pushed and pushed. Finally, Banjo was in.\n\nBanjo: Get in.\n\nEveryone tried to stop them, but Swifty already drove off.\n\nCaptain Seadog: Now this is smooth sailing… Ahem. Driving ahead.\n\nSwifty: You said it. So what made your cock get big, Banjo?\n\nBanjo: Trixie’s magic.\n\nMaya: But she refuses to fix it because she thinks we're upset with her.\n\nSwifty: It's okay, Trixie. We all make mistakes.\n\n(cars honking)\n\nSwifty looked out and saw some cars following him.\n\nSwifty: Oh great. Look.\n\nLuna: Oh, hey. Everyone's following us. Hello.\n\nRoxy: Luna. They're also chasing us. For that. (points at Banjo's penis)\n\n(Banjo nods yes)\n\nLuna: Oh. Right.\n\nSwifty: Hang on. This might get bumpy.\n\nEveryone kept chasing the train. Swifty went up hills, and through tunnels. But the mob was still near them.\n\nMike: It's no use. They'll keep following us until we run out of fuel.\n\nJust then, the train started to slow down.\n\nPhinny: Huh? What's going on?\n\nBailey: Something wrong with train.\n\nSwifty: Bailey's right. We're out of fuel.\n\nThen the train stopped. Everyone got out. The cars stopped too.\n\nRoyal: We're cornered.\n\nPhinny: Everyone, stop.\n\nEveryone stopped.\n\nPhinny: Listen, you might think Banjo's big weiner is pawsome, sexy, and magnificent.\n\nRoxy: But it's not right to just follow or chase someone?\n\nHarry: You just need to ask for a pet’s permission.\n\nEveryone: Oh. Sorry.\n\nTeddy Longtail: Sorry. It just looked so wonderful, that we got carried away.\n\nChief Howley: We're truly sorry. Please forgive us, Banjo.\n\nBanjo: Don't worry. I forgive you. But I kinda want my cock back to it's normal size.\n\nTank: Maybe Trixie can do it.\n\nBut Trixie still didn't want to do it.\n\nTrixie: No.\n\nTank: Please. (nervously smiles)\n\nTrixie: Nuh-uh.\n\nPhinny: I think Trixie thinks she might mess the magic spell up again.\n\nLabracadabrador: Trixie, please. What you did was a mistake on accident. And that's okay.\n\nMurphy: And everyone makes mistakes and accidents. Well, causing accidents is mostly me. But still.\n\nJulie: He's right. And that's okay. It's how we learn.\n\nEveryone: That's right.\n\nTrixie: Mistakes? Accidents? How we learn?\n\nBailey: Uh-huh.\n\n(Trixie, Bailey and the rest of the pups hugging each other)\n\nEveryone: Aww.\n\nLabracadabrador: Trixie, I know you didn't mean to do this to Banjo. And it's okay. So, what do you say? You wanna do some magic?\n\nTrixie: Hmm. Uh-huh.\n\nLabracadabrador: That's my girl.\n\nEveryone: Yes.\n\nBanjo: That's wonderful. I can't wait have my body back to normal. But can we do this at the Petsburg Bowl?\n\nLabracadabrador: Of course. We can't perform without being on stage.\n\nSwifty: But how do we get back? My train won't move.\n\nPhinny: I know. Maybe we ride the rails and push and pull the back to town with our trucks. Roxy, Tank, I need you to be in the front to push Swifty's train backwards.\n\nRoxy: Let's crush this.\n\nTank: Ready to haul.\n\nPhinny: And Luna, you and I are going to use the digger’s scoop and crane’s claw to pull the train.\n\nLuna: I dig it.\n\nPhinny: Alright, crew. Let's crank it up.\n\n(Screen changes)\n\nTank: It worked. We're back at the train station.\n\n(Everyone cheering)\n\nLabracadabrador: Now that we're back, we've got a show to go.\n\n(At the Petsburg Bowl)\n\nLabracadabrador: Ladies and gentlemen, my assistant and daughter will now make Banjo's wonderful and magnificent big weiner go back to normal.\n\n(Everyone cheering)\n\nTrixie thought she was going to mess up again. But she took a deep breath.\n\nTrixie: Abracadabrador.\n\nShe zaps right at Banjo's big weiner and it went back to normal.\n\nBanjo: (gasps) It worked.\n\n(Everyone cheering)\n\nLabracadabrador: You did it, Trixie.\n\nTrixie: Yay.\n\nTank: Way to go, Trixie.\n\nTrixie took a bow.\n\nBanjo: Thank you, Trixie. Without your magic, my cock would have stayed like a big sausage.\n\nTank: Mmm. I love sausages.\n\n(Everyone laughing)\n\nTrixie: Magic. Yay.\n\nMrs. Poochman: Maybe you can try another magic spell.\n\nTrixie: Um. No.\n\nTank: What? Why not?\n\nTrixie: (giggles) Kidding.\n\n(Everyone laughing)\n\nTrixie: Abracadabrador.\n\nTrixie zaps an empty seat. But the beam bounced off again.\n\nPhinny: Everyone, get down.\n\nThe beam bounced all the way at the Lickety-Split HQ.\n\nRoxy: It hit Lickety-Split's home.\n\nRoyal: I hope nothing went wrong.\n\nBobby Boots: What the?! Why do I have two penises?\n\nTrixie: Oopsie.\n\nMurphy: Don't worry. It was an accident. Do you think he'll get over it?\n\nMr. Poochman: Eh. Not really.\n\n(Everyone laughing)", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "One day in Petsburg on Pupcake Mountain, Banjo, the yodeler dog, was doing his usual and favorite thing, yodeling.

(Banjo yodeling)

Banjo: That is wonderful. I really love yodeling. (continues yodeling) I feel so happy, I just want lick my own cock. (covers his mouth) I hope no one heard that.

Banjo then unbuttons his pants showing his penis through the hole.

Banjo: Ooh. That looks handsome. (starts rubbing his weiner) (sighs) This is pawsome. You know, I think I'll take a stroll around town.

But Banjo slipped and tumbled down the mountain.

Banjo: I'm okay. At least I didn't hurt anything. Anyways.

Banjo finally arrived at town.

Banjo: Hmm. Now what should I do first?

Just then, he heard an audience at the Petsburg Bowl. He went to check it out. When he got there, he saw Funny, Sheila, Felipe, Professor Frazzle, Sadie, and Rusty watching Labracadabrador and Trixie performing onstage. Even Pupstruction was there on their day off.

Banjo: Ooh. A magic show.

He took his seat and watched the show.

Phinny: Oh. Hi, Banjo.

Banjo: Hello, Pupstruction.

Labracadabrador: Now, folks. Watch as we make this painting of me into something even better.

(Both zap their wands at the portrait and the painting of Labracadabrador comes to life)

Both: Ta-da.

(Everyone cheering)

Luna: That was so cool.

Bumper: That was magnificent.

Banjo: That was wonderful.

Labracadabrador: Why thank you, kind sir and pups. And good job, Trixie.

Trixie: Yay. (licks Labracadabrador)

(Both laughing)

Labracadabrador: Now should we try next?

Trixie: Ooh. (barks)

Labracadabrador: You wanna try, Trixie?

Trixie: Uh-huh.

She pointed at the boulder.

Roxy: You want to make the boulder disappear? Pawsome.

Labracadabrador: Alright, everyone. Stand back.

(Everyone standing back)

Trixie: Okay. Abracadabrador.

Trixie zaps the boulder, but the beam bounced off.

Labracadabrador: Uh-oh. Everyone, look out.

Everyone ducked down. But the beam from Trixie’s wand was so fast, it accidentally hit Banjo’s cock. He was knocked out on the ground.

Trixie: Oops.

Labracadabrador: Oh my. Banjo.

Tank: Banjo?

Funny Ferguson: Banjo. Wake up.

Sheila: Banjo, are you okay?

Professor Frazzle: He's not moving.

Roxy: He must have been hit hard.

Tank: Banjo? (licks Banjo) He's still breathing.

Felipe: I have an idea. (launches his tongue at Banjo to wake him up)

But Banjo was still asleep.

Felipe: (slurps up his tongue) Well that didn't work.

Banjo: (groans) Ow.

Felipe: Oh. Never mind.

Banjo: Ugh. Go easy on the tongue.

Felipe: Sorry about that.

Sheila: Well, sugar. Thank goodness you're okay.

Labracadabrador: But are you okay? That blast might have hurted.

Trixie: Sorry, Mr. Banjo.

Banjo: That's okay, kid. I'm okay.

Bumper: Um. Banjo?

Sadie: Are you sure? You don't feel anything? I mean it was magic that just hit you.

Banjo: Of course. I feel okay. Wait.

He felt a part of his body about to grow. Then Banjo felt his penis.

(Banjo’s penis starting to grow, and stopped)

Everyone was surprised.

Everyone: Whoa.

Banjo: Oh my dog. My penis. It's big. I should probably go.

Labracadabrador: Wait, don't go. We need to fix this. Besides it looks so pawsome.

Sheila: He's right. Who knows who wants to have sex with you and this big weiner. I mean I would.

Sadie: Girl, I hear you. I wouldn't keep myself away from anything like that.

(Everyone agreeing)

Banjo: Aww. Thank you all.

Harry: You know, Labracadabrador is right. You can't go out to town a penis… I mean, that's your decision. But that big.

Funny Ferguson: He's right. We can't have anyone see this.

Banjo: At least no one but us saw everything.

Luna: Yeah. Even Murphy saw us from over there.

Funny Ferguson: Oh, yeah. Murphy.

(record scratches)

Everyone: Wait. Murphy?

(Murphy waving from far and starts walking towards them)

Murphy: Hey there, everyone.

Maya: Oh, um. Hello, Murphy. Nothing to see here.

(Murphy looks at Banjo's penis)

But it was too late, Murphy already saw it.

Murphy: Oh my. That weiner is huge.

Sadie: Yes. We can't tell anyone about this.

Tank: I'm begging you, Murph. Please don't tell.

Murphy: Don't worry. I won't tell.

Roxy: Phew. Thank goodness.

Labracadabrador: Wait, Trixie, you give it a try. Maybe you can reverse the spell. Trixie?

Trixie: Mmm-mmm.

Labracadabrador: What's wrong, kiddo?

Trixie: Magic failed.

Phinny: She must think we're mad at her.

Labracadabrador: Don't worry, Trixie. We're not mad.

But Trixie wasn't sure.

Professor Frazzle: Don't worry. Maybe I can create a formula to return it back to normal. But we need to be careful over the citizens we'll pass by.

When they got to town, they looked around. No one was staring at Banjo's penis yet.

Professor Frazzle: Okay. No one's looking. Come on. Everyone, pick up and carry Banjo's cock.

(Everyone running to the lab)

When they got there, Professor Frazzle looked through notes until she found the formula for a resize antidote.

Professor Frazzle: This is it.

So everyone found the right chemicals and poured them into a beacon.

Professor Frazzle: Okay. This should work.

Professor Frazzle poured the chemical on Banjo’s penis

Banjo: Did it work? Is my weiner back to normal?

Rusty Whiskers: Not really.

Banjo's penis was wrapped around him.

Banjo: Oh. It's too long.

Tank: Just like a long noodle.

Sadie: Let's try it again.

Professor Frazzle: Alright, stand back.

Professor Frazzle made and poured the same chemical on Banjo's penis and made it sentient.

(Banjo’s penis wrapping him and everyone else up)

Felipe: Well that didn't work either.

Harry: Yeah. Banjo's weiner is alive.

Sheila: Again.

They tried again, but Banjo's penis became penis tentacles.

Roxy: Yikes. Tentacle cocks.

Labracadabrador: (yells) Again.

They tried again, but Banjo's penis turned into two big penises.

Funny Ferguson: What the?! That's just weird.

Tank: I know. I like having one penis. But two is just weird.

Banjo: Again.

They tried one more time. When Trixie poured the chemical on Banjo's penis, it wasn't two penises anymore, but it went back to a big penis.

Everyone: Aww.

Banjo: Aww man. It still didn't work.

Sadie: Yeah. We're back to square one.

Luna: This reminds me of the time we made our weiners grow.

Tank: Yeah. I still remember.

(flashback starts)

Luna: Wow.

Then they all started touch their own and each others and lick their own and each others.

Phinny: This is the life. (rubbing his cock)

Roxy: You said it, Phinny. (rubbing and licking her penis)

Bumper: This is fun. (rubbing his penis)

Luna: So fun. (rubbing her cock)

Tank: And pawsome. (rubbing his penis)

The rest of the pups agreed.

(Flashback ends)

(Tank and Luna sighs)

Luna: Good times.

Professor Frazzle: I don't get it, nothing is working. We did this chemical in the right order.

Banjo: I know. Maybe we should give up. I'm going to be stuck like this forever.

Felipe was licking Banjo's penis with his long tongue.

Felipe: Oh. Sorry. (slurps up his tongue)

Banjo: Nah. It's fine. (starts licking his big cock)

Sadie: You can't just give up, neither are we.

Banjo: Why shouldn't we? Nothing is working.

They all went trying to think of an idea.

Murphy: Wait. Trixie's magic started this.

Rusty Whiskers: Maybe she can fix this with magic.

(Everyone looking at Trixie)

Labracadabrador: How about it, my little magician?

But Trixie refused after what happened.

Trixie: Nuh-uh. No magic.

Sheila: She's still upset from earlier.

Labracadabrador: But, Trixie. We need your help.

Trixie: Nuh-uh.

Just then, Henry saw how big Banjo's penis was.

Henry: Oh my God. That looks so pawsome.

Funny Ferguson: It's too late. We've been spotted.

Felipe: Don't worry. It's just Henry.

But he was wrong. It wasn't just Henry. Drake, Drew, Jacob, Chief Howley, Chameleo, the Poochmans, and Teddy also spotted them.

Murphy: You were saying, Felipe?

They were amazed by Banjo's big weiner and started coming closer.

Drake: It looks so…

Drew: Clawsome.

Chief Howley: And so amazing. I just want to lick it.

Jacob: Me too.

Banjo: Aah. (holding up his penis) Sorry, everyone. But this isn't for sex.

Mr. Poochman: Come on. Just one little lick.

Sadie: Guys? What do we do?

Professor Frazzle: Well, we'll figure out something. For now, run.

They started running, but everyone was barging behind them. They hid in an alley while everyone chasing them ran by them.

Funny Ferguson: Okay. We lost them.

Chef Boneitelli was walking until she saw them. She even saw Banjo's big weiner.

Chef Boneitelli: What are you all doing?

Banjo: It's horrible. Everyone is after us.

Chef Boneitelli: Why? And why is Banjo's cock so big?

Sheila: We can explain everything. But we'll have to talk somewhere away from them.

Chef Boneitelli: Oh. Follow me inside.

They all went inside the restaurant. They were enjoying their meals while they explained.

Chef Boneitelli: So, why is everyone chasing you?

Banjo: It's because of my penis. Look.

Banjo stood up and plopped his big cock on the floor. Chef Boneitelli was very surprised and confused.

Chef Boneitelli: Whoa. That is big. How did this happen?

Labracadabrador: My daughter, Trixie, did some magic on it and now it's huge.

Chef Boneitelli: Oh. But why didn't she fix it?

Felipe: She thought it was her fault it got bigger, but it was just an accident.

Chef Boneitelli: Oh, dear.

Labracadabrador: We tried to convince her that it was okay. But she still won't fix it.

Chef Boneitelli: Trixie. I know you didn't mean to.

Trixie was still upset and refused. Chef Boneitelli gave her a hug to help her feel better.

Sheila: Well, look on the bright side, at least Banjo's penis is handsome, just like him. (kisses Banjo on the cheek)

Banjo started blushing.

Banjo: Aww. Thanks, Sheila.

Sadie: It really is pawsome.

Chef Boneitelli: Magnificent.

Banjo: I'm so happy you said that, I just want to kiss you. Oh.

(Everyone surprised)

Banjo: I mean, ya didn't hear that.

They went out and saw the coast was clear. But then they saw Grandpa Wally with Chip.

Chef Boneitelli: Uh-oh. Please don't see us.

But they already saw them. So did Mr. and Mrs. Wagner.

Grandpa Wally: Hello. What's going on here?

They saw Banjo's big weiner and started staring at it. But quickly snapped out of it. They saw that the friends were trying to get away from the sexy mob.

Sadie: We're trying to get Banjo's big cock back to normal, but everyone is after us.

Just then, the mob spotted them.

Teddy Longtail: Hey, there they are.

Mrs. Wagner: Well count us in.

Professor Frazzle: Okay. But if you want to keep your penises and butts from being sexied, then run.

They all started running.

Chef Boneitelli: Maybe Captain Seadog can get us out of here.

They all got on his boat, and Captain Seadog drove his boat as fast as he could. But everyone else was catching up.

Captain Seadog: Hang on.

But then, his boat crashed into a big rock.

Captain Seadog: Barnacles. Sorry, everyone.

Sadie: It's cool. Hey. Maybe Swifty can help.

Grandpa Wally: But he's out delivering stuff. But maybe he can pick us up.

(Screen changes)

Swifty: Hey, everyone.

Grandpa Wally: Hey, son.

Chip: Dada.

(all hugging each other)

Phinny: We were hoping you'd give us a ride.

Tank: But Grandpa Wally said you were delivering things.

Swifty: Actually, I'm done with my deliveries. Hop on board.

Professor Frazzle: Thank you. Come on, Banjo.

Swifty saw how big Banjo's penis was and was surprised.

Swifty: (gasps) Now that looks amazing.

Banjo: Thank you. But I don't think it will fit. (trying to squeeze his big penis through the door)

Mrs. Wagner: Everyone, push.

They all pushed and pushed. Finally, Banjo was in.

Banjo: Get in.

Everyone tried to stop them, but Swifty already drove off.

Captain Seadog: Now this is smooth sailing… Ahem. Driving ahead.

Swifty: You said it. So what made your cock get big, Banjo?

Banjo: Trixie’s magic.

Maya: But she refuses to fix it because she thinks we're upset with her.

Swifty: It's okay, Trixie. We all make mistakes.

(cars honking)

Swifty looked out and saw some cars following him.

Swifty: Oh great. Look.

Luna: Oh, hey. Everyone's following us. Hello.

Roxy: Luna. They're also chasing us. For that. (points at Banjo's penis)

(Banjo nods yes)

Luna: Oh. Right.

Swifty: Hang on. This might get bumpy.

Everyone kept chasing the train. Swifty went up hills, and through tunnels. But the mob was still near them.

Mike: It's no use. They'll keep following us until we run out of fuel.

Just then, the train started to slow down.

Phinny: Huh? What's going on?

Bailey: Something wrong with train.

Swifty: Bailey's right. We're out of fuel.

Then the train stopped. Everyone got out. The cars stopped too.

Royal: We're cornered.

Phinny: Everyone, stop.

Everyone stopped.

Phinny: Listen, you might think Banjo's big weiner is pawsome, sexy, and magnificent.

Roxy: But it's not right to just follow or chase someone?

Harry: You just need to ask for a pet’s permission.

Everyone: Oh. Sorry.

Teddy Longtail: Sorry. It just looked so wonderful, that we got carried away.

Chief Howley: We're truly sorry. Please forgive us, Banjo.

Banjo: Don't worry. I forgive you. But I kinda want my cock back to it's normal size.

Tank: Maybe Trixie can do it.

But Trixie still didn't want to do it.

Trixie: No.

Tank: Please. (nervously smiles)

Trixie: Nuh-uh.

Phinny: I think Trixie thinks she might mess the magic spell up again.

Labracadabrador: Trixie, please. What you did was a mistake on accident. And that's okay.

Murphy: And everyone makes mistakes and accidents. Well, causing accidents is mostly me. But still.

Julie: He's right. And that's okay. It's how we learn.

Everyone: That's right.

Trixie: Mistakes? Accidents? How we learn?

Bailey: Uh-huh.

(Trixie, Bailey and the rest of the pups hugging each other)

Everyone: Aww.

Labracadabrador: Trixie, I know you didn't mean to do this to Banjo. And it's okay. So, what do you say? You wanna do some magic?

Trixie: Hmm. Uh-huh.

Labracadabrador: That's my girl.

Everyone: Yes.

Banjo: That's wonderful. I can't wait have my body back to normal. But can we do this at the Petsburg Bowl?

Labracadabrador: Of course. We can't perform without being on stage.

Swifty: But how do we get back? My train won't move.

Phinny: I know. Maybe we ride the rails and push and pull the back to town with our trucks. Roxy, Tank, I need you to be in the front to push Swifty's train backwards.

Roxy: Let's crush this.

Tank: Ready to haul.

Phinny: And Luna, you and I are going to use the digger’s scoop and crane’s claw to pull the train.

Luna: I dig it.

Phinny: Alright, crew. Let's crank it up.

(Screen changes)

Tank: It worked. We're back at the train station.

(Everyone cheering)

Labracadabrador: Now that we're back, we've got a show to go.

(At the Petsburg Bowl)

Labracadabrador: Ladies and gentlemen, my assistant and daughter will now make Banjo's wonderful and magnificent big weiner go back to normal.

(Everyone cheering)

Trixie thought she was going to mess up again. But she took a deep breath.

Trixie: Abracadabrador.

She zaps right at Banjo's big weiner and it went back to normal.

Banjo: (gasps) It worked.

(Everyone cheering)

Labracadabrador: You did it, Trixie.

Trixie: Yay.

Tank: Way to go, Trixie.

Trixie took a bow.

Banjo: Thank you, Trixie. Without your magic, my cock would have stayed like a big sausage.

Tank: Mmm. I love sausages.

(Everyone laughing)

Trixie: Magic. Yay.

Mrs. Poochman: Maybe you can try another magic spell.

Trixie: Um. No.

Tank: What? Why not?

Trixie: (giggles) Kidding.

(Everyone laughing)

Trixie: Abracadabrador.

Trixie zaps an empty seat. But the beam bounced off again.

Phinny: Everyone, get down.

The beam bounced all the way at the Lickety-Split HQ.

Roxy: It hit Lickety-Split's home.

Royal: I hope nothing went wrong.

Bobby Boots: What the?! Why do I have two penises?

Trixie: Oopsie.

Murphy: Don't worry. It was an accident. Do you think he'll get over it?

Mr. Poochman: Eh. Not really.

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