"Of course! You're the perfect gift for me to unwrap after all..."
"Riiiight, your sexy little wolfdog present, mail-ordered straight from Santa's beard."
"-also I didn't have the heart to throw that fake tree out, so why not give it a new home?"
"Pfft, in a fucking broom closet, maybe. Seriously, dude, what the hell?"
"Aww, no tree love? Heck, I think the colors are pretty... though, not nearly as pretty as your eyes, the way they twinkle. You give me such a throbbing hard-on without even having to strip. True magic."
"Oh yeah, one-eyed Casanova? I'm a real-deal magician of all things sexy."
"Yes you are, I'm so fucking turned on right now, you have no-"
"-IDEA!! Oh but I do, because I'm also wet for you. See? I'll prove it."
"Oh fu-Sin, what if we're not alone? Jeez, give me back my hand-paw, you tease!"
"No way! And besides, I can care less if anyone walks in on us, it'll make the sex way more intense."
"Not if they're wielding a gun or a knife or something!"
"Oh Max, you are just acting paranoid. Now quit behaving like such a flimsy little pussy and come fuck me senseless on this couch already, goddammit."
"As my blue-haired queen commands!"
"Fuck yes, I'm royalty. Also, dude, PLEASE try not to get any shepcoon cum on the armrest this time."
"Why, you scared your BOYFRIEND will find out?"
"He's not my freaking boyfriend, just a guy I knew from awhile back, but he was barely even a friend back then."
" BLA BLA BLA, excuses aplenty! Calling Biz Markie..."
"Oh chill, he never got to that level with me, though he asked plenty of times."
"Whatever, I'm sure he did."
"Forget his ass, okay? I'm here for you, shepcoon. You are obviously keeping me here for a reason, yes? I am just as knee-deep into my craving as you are, mister. You have no clue how long I've been yearning for your knot, you sexy blonde-haired fucker."
"Says the wolfgirl with her panties barely on."
"They're literally sliding off, see how wet they are? Damn, son, you're making a real whore out of me."
"Are you sure it isn't the other way around, you blue-haired wolfdog temptress?"
"Just pull your pants off all the way so your zipper doesn't fuck up my fancy Texas leather sofa and come rape the absolute hell out of my tight wet pussy already, you goober."
"As if it's really that easy to remove my pants in this position, bitch."
"I'll kick your fucking ass if you call me that again, cocksucker motherfucker."
"Good, you fucking bitch-ass sexy little bitch-nugget, I hope you get aggressive while I breed you raw."
"Would you be upset if I bit down hard on your neck when I reach orgasm? Maybe scratch your back with my finger-claws?"
"No, as long as you don't mind me tying inside you for a while. Did you wash your footpaws?"
"Of course, DAD. Who gives a fuck?"
"I do, I want to suck and lick on clean toes while I keep you pinned down and knotted right to the hilt."
"Stands to reason, I'd rather not be buried beneath your smelly dreadlocks for very long."
"Whatever! I washed them thoroughly before arriving, they're not that stinky."
"No, your hair smells incredibly satisfying. I'm just fucking with you so you can thrust into me harder out of pent-up spiteful rage."
"You are such a humongous slut."
"And you fuck wolfdogs in heat next to fake-ass Christmas trees in May, you complete weirdo."
"I guess somehow, we're more compatible with each other than we could ever hope to realize."
"I guess so. Now quit overthinking and slip your hot pink dog-flesh into me, I'm ready for it."
"I can tell, you've been purring like a kitten with my hand-paw glued to your crotch the entire time."
"My phone is silenced and the door is locked... in other words, shepcoon, I'm all yours."
"Spoken like a true wolfdog whore."
"I love you so fucking much, you jackass."
"Last I heard, I love you way more."
"Come here, cream-puff."
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