{ "submission_id": "3603609", "keywords": [ { "keyword_id": "3650", "keyword_name": "affair", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "137" }, { "keyword_id": "9109", "keyword_name": "anal fingering", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "2015" }, { "keyword_id": "678", "keyword_name": "anthro", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "225298" }, { "keyword_id": "199", "keyword_name": "bear", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "50326" }, { "keyword_id": "4195", "keyword_name": "doggy style", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "9783" }, { "keyword_id": "4731", "keyword_name": "doggystyle", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "8391" }, { "keyword_id": "29040", "keyword_name": "dreamworks", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "1473" }, { "keyword_id": "123", "keyword_name": "female", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "1102794" }, { "keyword_id": "104670", "keyword_name": "finger in ass", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "381" }, { "keyword_id": "1588", "keyword_name": "fingering", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "15807" }, { "keyword_id": "295860", "keyword_name": "fingering ass", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "216" }, { "keyword_id": "165", "keyword_name": "male", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "1212681" }, { "keyword_id": "11507", "keyword_name": "male/female", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "98366" }, { "keyword_id": "102265", "keyword_name": "mama bear", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "66" }, { "keyword_id": "4891", "keyword_name": "mammal", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "60485" }, { "keyword_id": "2274", "keyword_name": "milf", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "18273" }, { "keyword_id": "2432", "keyword_name": "oc", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "81179" }, { "keyword_id": "13036", "keyword_name": "original character", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "27479" }, { "keyword_id": "4092", "keyword_name": "puss in boots", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "564" }, { "keyword_id": "693311", "keyword_name": "puss in boots the last wish", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "127" }, { "keyword_id": "135445", "keyword_name": "self insert", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "310" }, { "keyword_id": "268", "keyword_name": "tiger", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "39324" }, { "keyword_id": "39571", "keyword_name": "wholesome", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "2068" }, { "keyword_id": "645792", "keyword_name": "wholesome sex", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "3" } ], "hidden": "f", "scraps": "f", "favorite": "f", "favorites_count": "16", "create_datetime": "2025-04-23 16:21:08.490719+00", "create_datetime_usertime": "23 Apr 2025 18:21 CEST", "last_file_update_datetime": "2025-04-23 16:08:22.32886+00", "last_file_update_datetime_usertime": "23 Apr 2025 18:08 CEST", "username": "Gothxicroak", "user_id": "776975", "user_icon_file_name": "231089_Gothxicroak_toxicroak_icon.png", "user_icon_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/large/231/231089_Gothxicroak_toxicroak_icon.png", "user_icon_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/medium/231/231089_Gothxicroak_toxicroak_icon.png", "user_icon_url_small": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/small/231/231089_Gothxicroak_toxicroak_icon.png", "file_name": "5538719_Gothxicroak_milf_bear.rtf", "file_url_full": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/full/5538/5538719_Gothxicroak_milf_bear.rtf", "file_url_screen": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/screen/5538/5538719_Gothxicroak_milf_bear.rtf", "file_url_preview": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/5538/5538719_Gothxicroak_milf_bear.rtf", "thumbnail_url_huge": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/huge/5538/5538719_Gothxicroak_milf_bear.jpg", "thumbnail_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/5538/5538719_Gothxicroak_milf_bear.jpg", "thumbnail_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/5538/5538719_Gothxicroak_milf_bear.jpg", "thumb_huge_x": "300", "thumb_huge_y": "176", "thumb_large_x": "200", "thumb_large_y": "117", "thumb_medium_x": "120", "thumb_medium_y": "70", "files": [ { "file_id": "5538719", "file_name": "5538719_Gothxicroak_milf_bear.rtf", "file_url_full": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/full/5538/5538719_Gothxicroak_milf_bear.rtf", "file_url_screen": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/screen/5538/5538719_Gothxicroak_milf_bear.rtf", "file_url_preview": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/5538/5538719_Gothxicroak_milf_bear.rtf", "mimetype": "text/rtf", "submission_id": "3603609", "user_id": "776975", "submission_file_order": "0", "full_size_x": null, "full_size_y": null, "screen_size_x": null, "screen_size_y": null, "preview_size_x": null, "preview_size_y": null, "initial_file_md5": "19957f501f71cf0e0333375094061933", "full_file_md5": "19957f501f71cf0e0333375094061933", "large_file_md5": "", "small_file_md5": "", "thumbnail_md5": "ca49862ae6baad8777dda85ce1e047d4", "deleted": "f", "create_datetime": "2025-04-23 16:08:22.32886+00", "create_datetime_usertime": "23 Apr 2025 18:08 CEST", "thumbnail_url_huge": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/huge/5538/5538719_Gothxicroak_milf_bear.jpg", "thumbnail_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/5538/5538719_Gothxicroak_milf_bear.jpg", "thumbnail_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/5538/5538719_Gothxicroak_milf_bear.jpg", "thumb_huge_x": "300", "thumb_huge_y": "176", "thumb_large_x": "200", "thumb_large_y": "117", "thumb_medium_x": "120", "thumb_medium_y": "70" } ], "pools": [], "description": "It's funny how circumstances can change in an instant. You know how it is. One moment you're stealing from a family of dangerous animals, the next you're shoving a finger up a married milf's backside in her own bed.\n\n(Commission for anon.)", "description_bbcode_parsed": "It's funny how circumstances can change in an instant. You know how it is. One moment you're stealing from a family of dangerous animals, the next you're shoving a finger up a married milf's backside in her own bed.

(Commission for anon.)", "writing": "Being a thief-for-hire was an interesting line of work. The field stuff was interesting, to say the least, the pay was pretty good, especially since the clients would know better than to double-cross us, and we got to make a legacy about our lives. Stories about us would be told for generations.\n\nAnd there's something about making certain people piss themselves with fear that just makes me smile. Just a personal thing.\n\nThat said, there was always the event that something could go wrong. Getting spotted while trying to be sneaky was usually the case, or finding your targeted item missing.\n\nAnd, in the worst case scenario, dying. That was a flaw I tended to avoid.\n\nI considered myself a pretty lucky tiger. Making it as far as I did in life, even despite my age, was enough evidence of that; I was only in my early 20's, yet I wad somewhat sought after in my town.\n\nBut sometimes luck runs out.\n\nIt was supposed to be an easy job. Break into the house, steal some map and get it back to the client. Something I've done a hundred times before.\n\nProblem was, I wasn't just stealing from some chump or common pickpocket as I had done so many times before.\n\nI was stealing from a family of bears. A mother bear, a father bear, a \"baby\" bear, and... Some human? That they adopted? After she broke into their home?\n\nI had so many questions about this weird supposed family, but I could find out more about that later on.\n\nI'm sure you understand my problem here. Bears are huge. And strong. And usually angry. They wouldn't take too kindly to a cat burglar sneaking into their house, even big cats like me.\n\nIn hindsight, maybe I should've turned it down. But the reward was too good to pass up.\n\nWhich is what brought me to the present. \n\nI was sure the place was empty; I made sure to wait until I saw them leave before I made my move. The four of them left out the front door, and that was my queue.\n\nIt only took a few moments until I found what I was looking for. But unfortunately, a few moments was all it would take until I was in trouble.\n\n\"Oi!\" I heard her voice say, making my blood freeze and my body immobilise.\n\nEvery nerve in my body was telling me not to turn around, yet I had to know the danger I was in, despite how much I feared the worst.\n\nOnce I shifted my head about, I was indeed faced with the big brown mammal I was vaguely warned about. Thankfully, it was just one of them, but that didn't give me much comfort.\n\nIf the pink beret on its head, multiple earrings, feminine cockney-accented voice and long eyelashes were anything to go by, this was the mama bear. Truth be told, she wasn't that bad on the eyes, even if her face was filled with rage.\n\nStill, I doubt she was assessing my physical state as well; I saw her eyes fall on the parchment in my hands, and her gaze narrowed.\n\n\"What you doing with that, then!?\" She snarled, making me gulp.\n\nI tried to find the words, but the only sounds coming from my throat were incomprehensible stutters.\n\nI might have been able to hold my own in a few fights before, when the sneaky approach failed me, but I wasn't prepared for something like this. It was an unfortunate combination of two things I nevered hoped to fight: something bigger and stronger than me, and a lady.\n\nI was a thief, sure, but I was also a gentleman.\n\nBut again, I don't think she really cared. As was made clear by her next move.\n\nBefore I could answer, the big girl came right for me, claws raised and fangs bared.\n\nI didn't even have time to dodge before her hands grabbed at the cloth on my neck, and slammed me against the wall, causing a few things to shake loose.\n\n\"Give it back, right now!\" She demanded, reaching for my hand that held the map, grabbing my wrist firmly.\n\nShe was every bit as strong as I expected, and she was hurting me, but I couldn't just let go, lest all the money I had coming go with it. Not to mention my life.\n\nThis was a fight or flight moment, if ever I faced one.\n\n\"N- Never!\" I replied, pushing her in the gut with my foot, but to no avail. \"G- Get off me, you big hairy milf!\"\n\nAs soon as I made that comment, the bear snarled at me, and threw me on the ground.\n\nShe didn't look very impressed, and if looks could kill, I would've been dead.\n\n\"What did you just call me!?\" She said, sounding rightfully insulted.\n\nShe was quick to follow up, getting of me, pinning me down, and pressing her large form against my smaller body.\n\nI never felt so immaculated, yet at the same time, I felt like it was pretty fair, given the circumstances.\n\n\"I- I s- said...\" I tried to wheeze out, although it came with some difficulty with the way she was pushing down on me like this. \"B- Big... Ha- Hairy... Milf...\"\n\nMy repeated remark made her get closer to me, holding my chin in her claw menacingly.\n\n\"What's a \"milf\", then!?\" She asked, her hot salmon-scented breath against my fur.\n\n\"M- Mother... I'd... Like to f- fuck...\"\n\nA second after I said that, I felt her let go of my chin, and even ease up on the pressure she was applying on my body.\n\nHer cheeks had turned a bright pink, and she looked at me with wide eyes.\n\n\"Y- You wot?\" She asked, her grip on my wrist loosening a little.\n\nI guess she hadn't heard that term before. Or maybe she just never considered the possibility of it being aimed at her.\n\nSeeing as she was a criminal and her family lived off the grid, I would understand that, but it was still an awkward response to have.\n\nRegardless, it made for a drastic cha ge in the situation I was in.\n\nThe pressure on my body was lightening, and her guard was down. It was a perfect chance to escape.\n\nIf I wanted to, I could just push her off, letting her fall over backwards, and I make a run for the nearest exit.\n\nYet... There was another part of me that was tempted to stick around, even though that could've easily ended in my death.\n\nPerhaps it was because the term I used was true. Perhaps it was because she was cute when she was flustered. And... Kinda hot in general.\n\nIt's funny how quickly your perspective can change. One moment, I thought I was going to die, and the next, you're rethinking your tastes in women.\n\n\"D'you...\" She continued, looking down at me with a more curious look, bordering on interested. \"D'you fancy me or summit?\"\n\nIt was such an odd question, I could only answer with an equal level of confusion.\n\n\"Uh...\" I muttered, looking into her piercing, green eyes. \"I mean... Yeah?\"\n\nThere was an awkward silence after that, with neither of us saying anything for a minute.\n\nI guess she didn't expect me to be serious.\n\nShe looked at me blankly for a little while, before a smirk grew in that grizzly face.\n\n\"Go on, then~\" She cooed unexpectedly, placing her claws on my cheeks in a less violent way. \"Give us a snog~\"\n\nThe request was unexpected, but I couldn't help but smile.\n\nShe was asking me to kiss her. She was into me. I was into her.\n\nI think I liked where this was going.\n\nWith a deep breath, I lifted my head up, and planted my lips on hers.\n\nHer breath tasted like salmon, and her saliva was warm & plentiful. It was a strange experience, but definitely a welcome one.\n\nAnd judging from the fact she wasn't trying to chew my maw from the inside out, I was guessing she felt the same way.\n\nShe didn't even use her tongue right away; she was just pressing her lips against mine. I guess she wasn't too used to this kind of thing, and was waiting for me to take the lead.\n\nWell, ask and you shall receive.\n\nI reached up, and put my hands on her shoulders, before sliding my tongue in, and pressing my face further against her furry muzzle.\n\nHer fur was softer than it looked, which made this all the better.\n\nHer eyes widened, but she didn't resist. And thankfully, she didn't bite down, either.\n\nHowever, she did pull herself away, breaking the kiss and looking at me with a flushed expression.\n\n\"Blimey, mate~\" She said, smiling at me as she got up so that she was on her knees, looking down at me dominantly. \"You're really into older girls like me, are ya?\"\n\n\"Uh... Yeah!\" I replied, a little flustered, only now seeing the map I was sent here to pick up in the first place.\n\nBut, I didn't care. There was something else I'd rather pick up.\n\nBesides, she beat me to the punch.\n\nBefore I could even think about getting it, the mother bear picked up the parchment and chucked it away to the other side of the room. Where I landed, I did not know, but I didn't really care.\n\n\"Sod that off, then.\" She said, grabbing my by the wrist again, though much gentler this time, and lifting me up to my feet.\n\nThe next thing I knew, I was being dragged to another part of the house, and I could only make a guess where this was headed.\n\n\"W- Wait, where are we-?\" I started, but before I could finish, she threw me on a bed, and climbed onto it as well.\n\n\"I've got something much better for you to get your hands on, luv~\" She growled flirtatiously, making my mind get excited from the unusual tone. \"It's called me bum~\"\n\nI could feel my member starting to rise from hearing that, and I gulped nervously.\n\n\"R- Really...?\" I asked, seeing her start to crawl towards me, like she was approaching a helpless prey.\n\nShe nodded, licking her lips.\n\n\"Oh, yeah~\" She cooed, her voice getting more sensual as she leaned forward, pressing her chest against mine. \"It's been years since Papa showed me any kind of attention. Mama wants some love~\"\n\nIt was quite a sight, and not one I was opposed to.\n\nI've been with girls before, sure, but a big hairy bear-mommy? Never...\n\nUntil now~\n\n\"Heh... Ungrateful bastard.\" I remarked, enjoying the sight of this incoming predator. \"If I had a wife like you, I'd-\"\n\n\"Shut it, ya smug git~\" She growled, and before I knew it, our lips connected again.\n\nIt was a full-on Frenchie now, and her tongue was moving this time. Pretty aggressively, too.\n\n\"Ngah!\" I gasped as her tongue forced its way into my mouth, and started exploring.\n\nI tried to do the same, but the feeling of her tongue slapping against mine was a lot to take in, and the amount of slobber coming from her mouth wasn't something I was used to.\n\nBut in a way, it was kind of enjoyable. When I was \"impressing\" over girls, I was usually the one leading the dance.\n\nTo have a lady so dominant was a nice change of pace.\n\nI could feel her claws running along my body, sending shivers up my spine. Not because it tickled, but the sense of danger was adding to the thrill.\n\nNot only was she bigger and stronger than me, she was married, AND a criminal. If anyone walked in and saw us, not only would I be screwed, but my reputation would be ruined.\n\nI was supposed to be stealing from her, and here I was, about to show her the time of her life.\n\nThat was an exciting thought, and not one I was going to complain about.\n\nBefore I could drown in her saliva, the milf broke the kiss again, and licked her lips.\n\n\"Hmmm~\" She hummed, pulling her head away and grinning at me. \"I like you. You're a cute lad, and a good kisser. You got a girlfriend, mate?\"\n\n\"Erm, not really.\" I replied, catching my breath.\n\n\"Good.\" She nodded. \"Saves me the trouble of having to hunt her down~\"\n\nIn truth, I never really considered settling down with someone.\n\nI was always focused on work, and trying to make a living. I just didn't have the time for it, and I liked to press my luck with whatever girl I could find.\n\nBut the idea of a grizzly bear stealing me away, and keeping me all to herself was an interesting fantasy.\n\nBesides, I doubt she was giving me a say in things. I was her boyfriend now, whether I liked it or not...\n\nAnd liked it, I did.\n\n\"So, um...\" I started, clearing my throat. \"What now?\"\n\n\"Well...\" The brown lady started, leaning her muzzle close to my ear, her warm breath brushing against my fur. \"You wanted to get into me knickers, yeah~?\"\n\nI gulped nervously, and nodded.\n\nShe wasn't actually wearing anything below her head, but hearing her speak like that did it for me.\n\n\"Yes, ma'am!\" I said, trying to hide my growing smile.\n\n\"Alright, then~\" She replied, before turning around.\n\nOnce she was up, she raised her fat, furry rump right in my face, and wiggled it around.\n\n\"Have at it, tiger~\" She said, her cheeks jiggling a little from her movements.\n\nIt was quite a sight, and an amazing one at that. Her rump was huge, plump, soft-looking... It was the most amazing rear I had ever seen, and I've seen a lot.\n\nThis was a butt-lover's dream.\n\n\"W- Wow...\" I stuttered, unable to take my eyes off her big, beautiful bottom.\n\nEvery bit of honor I had left in me as a professional their was out the window, and I hoped it crashed & shattered.\n\nWithout wasting another second, I stuck my snout right into her crack, and took a whiff.\n\nThe scent was so strong, it nearly knocked me out. It was the smell of her natural musk, mixed with her sweat and her own unique scent. It was so heavy, I felt like I was breathing in Jack Horner's pie factory fumes, but at the same time, it was so amazing, and made my nose tingle in a delightful way.\n\nI didn't just want to smell her, however.\n\nI needed to taste her.\n\nI grabbed onto her cheeks, and pressed my maw right against her pucker, and pushed my tongue through.\n\nI heard her let out a little howl at my actions, as well as experience her sphincter tighten a little. A clear response to something she never expected.\n\n\"Oi, that's me arsehole!\" She barked, a clear hint of embarrassment in her voice.\n\n\"Mmm~\" I purred, tasting her insides again, despite her response. \"Delicious~\"\n\nThe milf's cheeks flushed a brighter red, and she bit her lip. Once again, her lack of bedroom experience was showing.\n\n\"B- Bloody hell...\" She mumbled, her voice becoming more sultry. \"Never had a bloke eat me bumhole before~\"\n\nI smiled at the sound of her voice, and pulled myself away, gasping for air.\n\n\"Lucky me, then~\" I replied, giving her bum a slap, and watching her cheeks jiggle a little from the impact.\n\nThe little spank didn't really seem to hurt her, which was to be expected. Her doughy rump was too thick to be bothered by it.\n\nInstead, the grizzly bear looked at me over her shoulder, and grinned.\n\n\"Heh. Cheeky sod~\" She growled, a clear tone of desire in her voice. \"C'mon, I've waited longer enough. Stick your knob in me, will ya!?\"\n\nI was surprised by her sudden bluntness, and my cheeks lit up.\n\n\"I- If you insist~\"\n\nWithout wasting a moment, I got on my knees behind her, and pressed my hips against hers, my throbbing member poking at her entrance.\n\nOnce again, her lack of attire made this easy, and with a grunt, I plunged right into her.\n\nThe feeling was unbelievable, and even better than I expected.\n\nNot only was her rump soft and squishy on the outside, it was warm and slick on the inside. And it was also pretty tight.\n\nThat was an unexpected treat, given how unfamiliar she was with sex.\n\n\"Ahh, yeah! Just like that!\" She growled, the pleasure evident in her tone. \"Mmgh, c'mon, give mummy a nice, hard shag!\"\n\nHearing her call herself that made my dick twitch.\n\nShe was older than me, sure, but calling her \"mummy\" was just so hot. Maybe it was a new fetish for me, but that was a turn-on if ever I heard one.\n\n\"G- Gladly, m- mummy!\" I replied, starting to thrust my hips back and forth. \"G- God, you're s- such a milf!\"\n\nMy dirty talk seemed to have a similar effect on her, as the mother bear let out a moan, and pressed her hips further against me.\n\n\"A- Ahhh, yeah!\" She cried, her voice getting louder. \"That's a good lad! Hump me! Hump this married old milf like the naughty kitty you are!\"\n\nHer dirty talk was just as bad as mine, but at the same time, it was making the both of us even hornier.\n\nThe faster and harder I went, the louder she got, and the more excited we were getting.\n\nWithout thinking, I sunk my hands into her squishy, flabby backside, and squeezed them.\n\n\"M- Mmgh, such a big ass!\" I growled, feeling her flesh under my fingers. \"I love it, M- Mama!\"\n\n\"Ahhhhh~! You're not so small either, mate!\" She growled, her body shaking as I went deeper. \"Oh, yeah! WAY bigger than Papa!\"\n\nMy thrusts were getting faster and harder, and I could tell that she was getting close, as was I.\n\nBut I wanted to end this as perfectly as I could. And there was only one way I could think of.\n\nIn the midst of our passionate love-making, I let go of her dumptruck with one hand, and held my index & middle fingers up, aiming them towards her pucker.\n\nWithout missing a beat, I jammed them into her, and was met with an appropriate reaction.\n\n\"RRRAAAAAWWWWRRR!\" She roared, looking over her shoulder at me, her eyes wide with shock, yet her face was flushed. \"Y- Ye dirty bastard!\"\n\nThat was the breaking point for both of us, and after a few more thrusts, we were both sent over the edge.\n\n\"OHHHHHH!\" We both cried, reaching our peaks together.\n\nMy climax was intense, and I could feel the warmth of my seed fill her up. But it was nothing compared to her.\n\nShe let out another roar, and her insides tightened, squeezing me and milking out as much cum as they could get.\n\nIt was the best I had in a long while, and I didn't need to ask if the same was true for her.\n\nAfter a few moments, we both came down, panting and gasping for air.\n\nShe slumped on the bed, making the mattress bounce a little, and I slumped down on her, pulling my digits out of her sphincter.\n\nI couldn't even remember how long it had been since I came like that, and by the sound of her moans, it was a similar story.\n\n\"Ngghhhh~\" The milf groaned, her head resting against the sheets. \"B... Bloody 'ell... That was amazin', luv.\"\n\n\"You're telling me...\" I replied, trying to catch my breath.\n\nBefore I could comprehend how or when, the big girl grabbed my arm and pulled me down besides her, nuzzling me affectionately.\n\n\"Ya know...\" She started, running a claw across my cheek. \"I really can't believe you shoved ye fingers up me arsehole, ya dirty git. You know I shit from there, don't you~?\"\n\nMy cheeks turned red from her remark, and I grinned.\n\n\"Well, uh... Sorry. Heh. I just kind of-\"\n\n\"Ahh, shut it, lad.\" She interrupted, hugging me closely into her almost-too soft fur. \"I sort of liked it. And if we're gonna be dating from now on, there'll be plenty of that.\"\n\nShe said it in such a casual, yet confident manner, as if we had already decided on this.\n\nThen again, maybe we had. I was going to enjoy it, whatever it was.\n\n\"You're not bad yourself, y'know.\" I replied, returning her embrace, and smiling at her.\n\nI stared into those once-terrifying eyes as they stared into mine, and we found ourselves inching closer to one another's mouths again, ready to finish this amazing session.\n\n\"Mum, we're 'ome!\"\n\nThe sound of a younger male Brit in the little house caught us both by surprise, and the big lady jumped to her feet.\n\n\"Bollocks!\" She whispered, her voice filled with panic. \"Quick! You best get out of here!\"\n\nI didn't even get a chance to reply before she was shoving me off the bed and towards the window, which she flung open.\n\n\"Mama!\" Another cockney voice called out, knocking on the door, making us both look back. \"You 'ere?\"\n\nWe looked at each other for a moment, before I began to climb out of the make-due exit and she turned to the door.\n\n\"Uh, w- won't be a mo; Goldie!\" She declared, helping me get down safely, resting her arms on the windowsill. \"I'll be with ya in a tick!\"\n\n\"Don't be too long, luv.\" A third voice, sounding older, male and more rugged than the first, followed up. \"I'm starving. Barely eaten in two hours.\"\n\nOnce my paws touched the grass, I turned back to look at her.\n\n\"I'll come back.\" I whispered, giving her a grin. \"As soon as I can.\"\n\n\"Better had do~ They're planning another heist Thursday evening. I'll be available then~\"\n\nI only nodded, and leaned my head towards her, pressing our lips together one more time.\n\n\"Mmmmm~\" She hummed, leaning down and placing a hand on my cheek, holding the kiss.\n\nUnfortunately, we had to pull away eventually, and once we did, I looked back at her, smiling.\n\n\"See ya later, you milf~\"\n\n\"Until then, ya horny git~\" She replied with a wink, waving as I walked away, and closed the window.\n\nAs soon as the curtains covered her face, I turned and dashed, and headed back into town.\n\nSufficed to say, I didn't complete the job, and I'm probably not getting paid. But that was fine.\n\nI'd just have to tell the client that the map was destroyed, or already stolen by someone else.\n\nBesides, there was something I wanted more than the reward money.\n\nAnd I had every intention of coming back to her. As soon as Thursday evening comes around.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Being a thief-for-hire was an interesting line of work. The field stuff was interesting, to say the least, the pay was pretty good, especially since the clients would know better than to double-cross us, and we got to make a legacy about our lives. Stories about us would be told for generations.

And there's something about making certain people piss themselves with fear that just makes me smile. Just a personal thing.

That said, there was always the event that something could go wrong. Getting spotted while trying to be sneaky was usually the case, or finding your targeted item missing.

And, in the worst case scenario, dying. That was a flaw I tended to avoid.

I considered myself a pretty lucky tiger. Making it as far as I did in life, even despite my age, was enough evidence of that; I was only in my early 20's, yet I wad somewhat sought after in my town.

But sometimes luck runs out.

It was supposed to be an easy job. Break into the house, steal some map and get it back to the client. Something I've done a hundred times before.

Problem was, I wasn't just stealing from some chump or common pickpocket as I had done so many times before.

I was stealing from a family of bears. A mother bear, a father bear, a "baby" bear, and... Some human? That they adopted? After she broke into their home?

I had so many questions about this weird supposed family, but I could find out more about that later on.

I'm sure you understand my problem here. Bears are huge. And strong. And usually angry. They wouldn't take too kindly to a cat burglar sneaking into their house, even big cats like me.

In hindsight, maybe I should've turned it down. But the reward was too good to pass up.

Which is what brought me to the present.

I was sure the place was empty; I made sure to wait until I saw them leave before I made my move. The four of them left out the front door, and that was my queue.

It only took a few moments until I found what I was looking for. But unfortunately, a few moments was all it would take until I was in trouble.

"Oi!" I heard her voice say, making my blood freeze and my body immobilise.

Every nerve in my body was telling me not to turn around, yet I had to know the danger I was in, despite how much I feared the worst.

Once I shifted my head about, I was indeed faced with the big brown mammal I was vaguely warned about. Thankfully, it was just one of them, but that didn't give me much comfort.

If the pink beret on its head, multiple earrings, feminine cockney-accented voice and long eyelashes were anything to go by, this was the mama bear. Truth be told, she wasn't that bad on the eyes, even if her face was filled with rage.

Still, I doubt she was assessing my physical state as well; I saw her eyes fall on the parchment in my hands, and her gaze narrowed.

"What you doing with that, then!?" She snarled, making me gulp.

I tried to find the words, but the only sounds coming from my throat were incomprehensible stutters.

I might have been able to hold my own in a few fights before, when the sneaky approach failed me, but I wasn't prepared for something like this. It was an unfortunate combination of two things I nevered hoped to fight: something bigger and stronger than me, and a lady.

I was a thief, sure, but I was also a gentleman.

But again, I don't think she really cared. As was made clear by her next move.

Before I could answer, the big girl came right for me, claws raised and fangs bared.

I didn't even have time to dodge before her hands grabbed at the cloth on my neck, and slammed me against the wall, causing a few things to shake loose.

"Give it back, right now!" She demanded, reaching for my hand that held the map, grabbing my wrist firmly.

She was every bit as strong as I expected, and she was hurting me, but I couldn't just let go, lest all the money I had coming go with it. Not to mention my life.

This was a fight or flight moment, if ever I faced one.

"N- Never!" I replied, pushing her in the gut with my foot, but to no avail. "G- Get off me, you big hairy milf!"

As soon as I made that comment, the bear snarled at me, and threw me on the ground.

She didn't look very impressed, and if looks could kill, I would've been dead.

"What did you just call me!?" She said, sounding rightfully insulted.

She was quick to follow up, getting of me, pinning me down, and pressing her large form against my smaller body.

I never felt so immaculated, yet at the same time, I felt like it was pretty fair, given the circumstances.

"I- I s- said..." I tried to wheeze out, although it came with some difficulty with the way she was pushing down on me like this. "B- Big... Ha- Hairy... Milf..."

My repeated remark made her get closer to me, holding my chin in her claw menacingly.

"What's a "milf", then!?" She asked, her hot salmon-scented breath against my fur.

"M- Mother... I'd... Like to f- fuck..."

A second after I said that, I felt her let go of my chin, and even ease up on the pressure she was applying on my body.

Her cheeks had turned a bright pink, and she looked at me with wide eyes.

"Y- You wot?" She asked, her grip on my wrist loosening a little.

I guess she hadn't heard that term before. Or maybe she just never considered the possibility of it being aimed at her.

Seeing as she was a criminal and her family lived off the grid, I would understand that, but it was still an awkward response to have.

Regardless, it made for a drastic cha ge in the situation I was in.

The pressure on my body was lightening, and her guard was down. It was a perfect chance to escape.

If I wanted to, I could just push her off, letting her fall over backwards, and I make a run for the nearest exit.

Yet... There was another part of me that was tempted to stick around, even though that could've easily ended in my death.

Perhaps it was because the term I used was true. Perhaps it was because she was cute when she was flustered. And... Kinda hot in general.

It's funny how quickly your perspective can change. One moment, I thought I was going to die, and the next, you're rethinking your tastes in women.

"D'you..." She continued, looking down at me with a more curious look, bordering on interested. "D'you fancy me or summit?"

It was such an odd question, I could only answer with an equal level of confusion.

"Uh..." I muttered, looking into her piercing, green eyes. "I mean... Yeah?"

There was an awkward silence after that, with neither of us saying anything for a minute.

I guess she didn't expect me to be serious.

She looked at me blankly for a little while, before a smirk grew in that grizzly face.

"Go on, then~" She cooed unexpectedly, placing her claws on my cheeks in a less violent way. "Give us a snog~"

The request was unexpected, but I couldn't help but smile.

She was asking me to kiss her. She was into me. I was into her.

I think I liked where this was going.

With a deep breath, I lifted my head up, and planted my lips on hers.

Her breath tasted like salmon, and her saliva was warm & plentiful. It was a strange experience, but definitely a welcome one.

And judging from the fact she wasn't trying to chew my maw from the inside out, I was guessing she felt the same way.

She didn't even use her tongue right away; she was just pressing her lips against mine. I guess she wasn't too used to this kind of thing, and was waiting for me to take the lead.

Well, ask and you shall receive.

I reached up, and put my hands on her shoulders, before sliding my tongue in, and pressing my face further against her furry muzzle.

Her fur was softer than it looked, which made this all the better.

Her eyes widened, but she didn't resist. And thankfully, she didn't bite down, either.

However, she did pull herself away, breaking the kiss and looking at me with a flushed expression.

"Blimey, mate~" She said, smiling at me as she got up so that she was on her knees, looking down at me dominantly. "You're really into older girls like me, are ya?"

"Uh... Yeah!" I replied, a little flustered, only now seeing the map I was sent here to pick up in the first place.

But, I didn't care. There was something else I'd rather pick up.

Besides, she beat me to the punch.

Before I could even think about getting it, the mother bear picked up the parchment and chucked it away to the other side of the room. Where I landed, I did not know, but I didn't really care.

"Sod that off, then." She said, grabbing my by the wrist again, though much gentler this time, and lifting me up to my feet.

The next thing I knew, I was being dragged to another part of the house, and I could only make a guess where this was headed.

"W- Wait, where are we-?" I started, but before I could finish, she threw me on a bed, and climbed onto it as well.

"I've got something much better for you to get your hands on, luv~" She growled flirtatiously, making my mind get excited from the unusual tone. "It's called me bum~"

I could feel my member starting to rise from hearing that, and I gulped nervously.

"R- Really...?" I asked, seeing her start to crawl towards me, like she was approaching a helpless prey.

She nodded, licking her lips.

"Oh, yeah~" She cooed, her voice getting more sensual as she leaned forward, pressing her chest against mine. "It's been years since Papa showed me any kind of attention. Mama wants some love~"

It was quite a sight, and not one I was opposed to.

I've been with girls before, sure, but a big hairy bear-mommy? Never...

Until now~

"Heh... Ungrateful bastard." I remarked, enjoying the sight of this incoming predator. "If I had a wife like you, I'd-"

"Shut it, ya smug git~" She growled, and before I knew it, our lips connected again.

It was a full-on Frenchie now, and her tongue was moving this time. Pretty aggressively, too.

"Ngah!" I gasped as her tongue forced its way into my mouth, and started exploring.

I tried to do the same, but the feeling of her tongue slapping against mine was a lot to take in, and the amount of slobber coming from her mouth wasn't something I was used to.

But in a way, it was kind of enjoyable. When I was "impressing" over girls, I was usually the one leading the dance.

To have a lady so dominant was a nice change of pace.

I could feel her claws running along my body, sending shivers up my spine. Not because it tickled, but the sense of danger was adding to the thrill.

Not only was she bigger and stronger than me, she was married, AND a criminal. If anyone walked in and saw us, not only would I be screwed, but my reputation would be ruined.

I was supposed to be stealing from her, and here I was, about to show her the time of her life.

That was an exciting thought, and not one I was going to complain about.

Before I could drown in her saliva, the milf broke the kiss again, and licked her lips.

"Hmmm~" She hummed, pulling her head away and grinning at me. "I like you. You're a cute lad, and a good kisser. You got a girlfriend, mate?"

"Erm, not really." I replied, catching my breath.

"Good." She nodded. "Saves me the trouble of having to hunt her down~"

In truth, I never really considered settling down with someone.

I was always focused on work, and trying to make a living. I just didn't have the time for it, and I liked to press my luck with whatever girl I could find.

But the idea of a grizzly bear stealing me away, and keeping me all to herself was an interesting fantasy.

Besides, I doubt she was giving me a say in things. I was her boyfriend now, whether I liked it or not...

And liked it, I did.

"So, um..." I started, clearing my throat. "What now?"

"Well..." The brown lady started, leaning her muzzle close to my ear, her warm breath brushing against my fur. "You wanted to get into me knickers, yeah~?"

I gulped nervously, and nodded.

She wasn't actually wearing anything below her head, but hearing her speak like that did it for me.

"Yes, ma'am!" I said, trying to hide my growing smile.

"Alright, then~" She replied, before turning around.

Once she was up, she raised her fat, furry rump right in my face, and wiggled it around.

"Have at it, tiger~" She said, her cheeks jiggling a little from her movements.

It was quite a sight, and an amazing one at that. Her rump was huge, plump, soft-looking... It was the most amazing rear I had ever seen, and I've seen a lot.

This was a butt-lover's dream.

"W- Wow..." I stuttered, unable to take my eyes off her big, beautiful bottom.

Every bit of honor I had left in me as a professional their was out the window, and I hoped it crashed & shattered.

Without wasting another second, I stuck my snout right into her crack, and took a whiff.

The scent was so strong, it nearly knocked me out. It was the smell of her natural musk, mixed with her sweat and her own unique scent. It was so heavy, I felt like I was breathing in Jack Horner's pie factory fumes, but at the same time, it was so amazing, and made my nose tingle in a delightful way.

I didn't just want to smell her, however.

I needed to taste her.

I grabbed onto her cheeks, and pressed my maw right against her pucker, and pushed my tongue through.

I heard her let out a little howl at my actions, as well as experience her sphincter tighten a little. A clear response to something she never expected.

"Oi, that's me arsehole!" She barked, a clear hint of embarrassment in her voice.

"Mmm~" I purred, tasting her insides again, despite her response. "Delicious~"

The milf's cheeks flushed a brighter red, and she bit her lip. Once again, her lack of bedroom experience was showing.

"B- Bloody hell..." She mumbled, her voice becoming more sultry. "Never had a bloke eat me bumhole before~"

I smiled at the sound of her voice, and pulled myself away, gasping for air.

"Lucky me, then~" I replied, giving her bum a slap, and watching her cheeks jiggle a little from the impact.

The little spank didn't really seem to hurt her, which was to be expected. Her doughy rump was too thick to be bothered by it.

Instead, the grizzly bear looked at me over her shoulder, and grinned.

"Heh. Cheeky sod~" She growled, a clear tone of desire in her voice. "C'mon, I've waited longer enough. Stick your knob in me, will ya!?"

I was surprised by her sudden bluntness, and my cheeks lit up.

"I- If you insist~"

Without wasting a moment, I got on my knees behind her, and pressed my hips against hers, my throbbing member poking at her entrance.

Once again, her lack of attire made this easy, and with a grunt, I plunged right into her.

The feeling was unbelievable, and even better than I expected.

Not only was her rump soft and squishy on the outside, it was warm and slick on the inside. And it was also pretty tight.

That was an unexpected treat, given how unfamiliar she was with sex.

"Ahh, yeah! Just like that!" She growled, the pleasure evident in her tone. "Mmgh, c'mon, give mummy a nice, hard shag!"

Hearing her call herself that made my dick twitch.

She was older than me, sure, but calling her "mummy" was just so hot. Maybe it was a new fetish for me, but that was a turn-on if ever I heard one.

"G- Gladly, m- mummy!" I replied, starting to thrust my hips back and forth. "G- God, you're s- such a milf!"

My dirty talk seemed to have a similar effect on her, as the mother bear let out a moan, and pressed her hips further against me.

"A- Ahhh, yeah!" She cried, her voice getting louder. "That's a good lad! Hump me! Hump this married old milf like the naughty kitty you are!"

Her dirty talk was just as bad as mine, but at the same time, it was making the both of us even hornier.

The faster and harder I went, the louder she got, and the more excited we were getting.

Without thinking, I sunk my hands into her squishy, flabby backside, and squeezed them.

"M- Mmgh, such a big ass!" I growled, feeling her flesh under my fingers. "I love it, M- Mama!"

"Ahhhhh~! You're not so small either, mate!" She growled, her body shaking as I went deeper. "Oh, yeah! WAY bigger than Papa!"

My thrusts were getting faster and harder, and I could tell that she was getting close, as was I.

But I wanted to end this as perfectly as I could. And there was only one way I could think of.

In the midst of our passionate love-making, I let go of her dumptruck with one hand, and held my index & middle fingers up, aiming them towards her pucker.

Without missing a beat, I jammed them into her, and was met with an appropriate reaction.

"RRRAAAAAWWWWRRR!" She roared, looking over her shoulder at me, her eyes wide with shock, yet her face was flushed. "Y- Ye dirty bastard!"

That was the breaking point for both of us, and after a few more thrusts, we were both sent over the edge.

"OHHHHHH!" We both cried, reaching our peaks together.

My climax was intense, and I could feel the warmth of my seed fill her up. But it was nothing compared to her.

She let out another roar, and her insides tightened, squeezing me and milking out as much cum as they could get.

It was the best I had in a long while, and I didn't need to ask if the same was true for her.

After a few moments, we both came down, panting and gasping for air.

She slumped on the bed, making the mattress bounce a little, and I slumped down on her, pulling my digits out of her sphincter.

I couldn't even remember how long it had been since I came like that, and by the sound of her moans, it was a similar story.

"Ngghhhh~" The milf groaned, her head resting against the sheets. "B... Bloody 'ell... That was amazin', luv."

"You're telling me..." I replied, trying to catch my breath.

Before I could comprehend how or when, the big girl grabbed my arm and pulled me down besides her, nuzzling me affectionately.

"Ya know..." She started, running a claw across my cheek. "I really can't believe you shoved ye fingers up me arsehole, ya dirty git. You know I shit from there, don't you~?"

My cheeks turned red from her remark, and I grinned.

"Well, uh... Sorry. Heh. I just kind of-"

"Ahh, shut it, lad." She interrupted, hugging me closely into her almost-too soft fur. "I sort of liked it. And if we're gonna be dating from now on, there'll be plenty of that."

She said it in such a casual, yet confident manner, as if we had already decided on this.

Then again, maybe we had. I was going to enjoy it, whatever it was.

"You're not bad yourself, y'know." I replied, returning her embrace, and smiling at her.

I stared into those once-terrifying eyes as they stared into mine, and we found ourselves inching closer to one another's mouths again, ready to finish this amazing session.

"Mum, we're 'ome!"

The sound of a younger male Brit in the little house caught us both by surprise, and the big lady jumped to her feet.

"Bollocks!" She whispered, her voice filled with panic. "Quick! You best get out of here!"

I didn't even get a chance to reply before she was shoving me off the bed and towards the window, which she flung open.

"Mama!" Another cockney voice called out, knocking on the door, making us both look back. "You 'ere?"

We looked at each other for a moment, before I began to climb out of the make-due exit and she turned to the door.

"Uh, w- won't be a mo; Goldie!" She declared, helping me get down safely, resting her arms on the windowsill. "I'll be with ya in a tick!"

"Don't be too long, luv." A third voice, sounding older, male and more rugged than the first, followed up. "I'm starving. Barely eaten in two hours."

Once my paws touched the grass, I turned back to look at her.

"I'll come back." I whispered, giving her a grin. "As soon as I can."

"Better had do~ They're planning another heist Thursday evening. I'll be available then~"

I only nodded, and leaned my head towards her, pressing our lips together one more time.

"Mmmmm~" She hummed, leaning down and placing a hand on my cheek, holding the kiss.

Unfortunately, we had to pull away eventually, and once we did, I looked back at her, smiling.

"See ya later, you milf~"

"Until then, ya horny git~" She replied with a wink, waving as I walked away, and closed the window.

As soon as the curtains covered her face, I turned and dashed, and headed back into town.

Sufficed to say, I didn't complete the job, and I'm probably not getting paid. But that was fine.

I'd just have to tell the client that the map was destroyed, or already stolen by someone else.

Besides, there was something I wanted more than the reward money.

And I had every intention of coming back to her. As soon as Thursday evening comes around.", "pools_count": 0, "title": "D'you just call me a MILF?", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "text/rtf", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "2", "rating_name": "Adult", "ratings": [ { "content_tag_id": "4", "name": "Sexual Themes", "description": "Erotic imagery, sexual activity or arousal", "rating_id": "2" } ], "submission_type_id": "12", "type_name": "Writing - Document", "guest_block": "f", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "11", "views": "284" }