It was the morning of May 31st 2021. In other words, it was Steph's birthday! Steph was a bunny trans girl who lived in a decently-sized house alongside her boyfriend Chris. She was tall, had white fur, long ears and blond hair with the Ojou Ringlets hairstyle (also known as drill hair). She is kind and a good friend to have around, although she is also quite shy, clumsy and a little bit airheaded, making her prone to accidents. Most likely involving her clothes. Her birthday, unfortunately for her, was going to have her go through one of those kinds of accidents. Steph was quite excited for her birthday, getting up early from her bed and stretching her arms as she said: "Good morning world, it's my birthday!" Steph went on to get up to look at herself in her body mirror. But something was off the moment she stepped out of the bed, and Steph realized what it was the moment she looked at her own body, from head to toes. "W-Wait a second, I am pretty sure I did not go to sleep naked last night!" Steph covered up with her arms out of reflex, with her left arm and hand covering up her pair of C-Cup breasts and her right hand glued to her relatively small dick, only leaving her round big buns exposed. The main reason Steph knew her nudity had not been intentional was because of another part of her body that was fully exposed: Her feet. Steph was quite shy about them, especially because they were quite sensitive. While the bashful bunny would sometimes sleep barebutt when the nights got too hot, she would still be wearing a pair of long socks and nothing else. She would even wear them when getting intimate with her boyfriend! Something must have happened if Steph was not wearing those, hence why her priority was to go into her socks drawer in order to find something to cover up her feet (or as she likes to call them, bunny thumpers). Much to her surprise, the drawer was empty! All of her socks, including her favorite pink and white striped socks, were nowhere to be seen! She then went to check if she could at least wear her shoes, but they were missing too... "Looks like I'll have to go downstairs barefoot..." She sighed. Before going downstairs, obviously, she was going to put on something to wear. Hopefully she had pants that were long enough to cover up her feet. But no matter how many of her wardrobes and drawers she checked, she could not find any clothes! They were suddenly missing, meaning that Steph would have to be both barefoot and bare naked... She would have to ask her BF about this, who she assumed would be downstairs having breakfast. Before that, she may as well get her hair decent, so Steph went into the bathroom and got her hair done in the drill style. She also tried to see if there were towels she could wear for cover, but they were also gone, and so was her bathrobe. Even the bedsheets were gone, how could this be? Steph, with her hands glued to her naughty bits, went downstairs taking baby steps until she arrived at the kitchen, taking a peek from the side only showing her head. As expected by Steph, Chris was sitting down having some cereal at the table, before he noticed his girlfriend looking at him. He was a bunny with dark pink fur and long ears with blue highlights, not to mention slim and significantly smaller than his girlfriend. He was also more intelligent and wittier than Steph, which meant he did not get involved in the same kind of accidents as often, but he would use his wits to tease and prank Steph (which she did not really mind... unless he goes too far). "Hi Steph, happy birthday!" Chris cheered. "Do you want to come inside and have breakfast with me?" "E-Eep! I don't think I can do that..." Steph stuttered. "Hmmm? Why is that?" Chris asked with a teasing tone. "B-Because I am buck naked! From head t-to toes!" Steph yelled in embarrassment, accidentally showing her body to Chris. "Oh right, you have me to thank" Chris commented. "I figured that, since it was your birthday, you should be in your birthday suit! And because of that, I hid all of your clothes all over the house" "Oh no! B-But I can't be naked here" Steph replied. "Why nooooot?" Chris mockingly asked. "It's obvious why not! A-All of my body is completely uncovered, including my feet..." Steph blushed. "C-Can you tell me where my clothes are, pretty please?" "Let's make a deal, I will tell you where your clothes, including your lovely socks, are hidden... if you get out to get the newspaper" Chris proposed. "W-WHAT!?" With that exclamation, Steph was deeply embarrassed. Going out completely naked outside of her house, even if it was just to her front door, sounded like such an inappropriate thing to do! Especially since she would have to bend down to pick up the newspaper, mooning whoever's behind her to show off her bubble butt and even her balls... At the same time, it would be just a very short burst of embarrassment compared to having to stay nude and without anything to protect her thumpers for the rest of her birthday. Even if she stays at home for the entirety of the day, it'd be embarrassing to do her usual tasks while wearing nothing at all... "Y'know what? D-Deal!" Steph reached her paw to ask Chris for a handshake. "I-I will go out and pick up the newspaper, not like there's many people up in the morning at this time of day..." "Good, good!" Chris happily said. "By the way, nice dick, babe" Steph immediately let out a shriek of embarrassment as she covered her privates again, and went to do the unthinkable... get out of her house, wearing nothing but a smile. It won't take too long to do so, or so she thought. As she was slowly through the front door, taking her sweet time to do so given her shyness, Chris approached from behind and gave her a playful spank in her left cheek! This caused her to jump forwards in shock, before the sound of a door slam and the "click" of a lock could be heard by the poor rabbit girl. "Have a fun birthday, hunny bunny~" Chris said from the other side of the door. "W-Wait, t-this isn't funny, let me in!" Steph yelled as she banged the door multiple times and pressed the ringbell. But Chris was completely ignoring her. She couldn't believe it, her front door was locked, there were no other ways to get inside the house. She just got locked outside... in the buff! As quickly as she could, Steph picked up the newspaper and opened it to hold it over her front. She thumped her foot on the ground multiple times, being nervous about what to do. "O-Okay Steph, think" She thought to herself. "The only way for me to be able to get back inside is by getting a spare key. Who has the spare key of the house? Our landlord, of course. And he lives..." Steph began to follow an imaginary map in her head to see where her landlord lived, and what would be the fastest way to get there on foot. And boy, he lived quite far away from where she lived. First, after going down her neighborhood, she would have to go through her college campus, followed by the shopping centre. And no, she was not thinking of going around the shopping centre, that would take too long. She was thinking of going through it, from the entrance until reaching one of the exits. After that she would have to go through the rich neighborhood of her city in order to finally reach the house of her landlord. As Steph was making a mental map of the places she would go to, something unexpected happened... "Draw!" Said a kid who was carrying a water gun. He shot at Steph with it, directly at her front, which made her newspaper end up all soggy and dissolving the paper! Steph was once again naked and without anything to cover up, as the kid yelled: "Look ma, Steph is a nudie!" "My goodness, put something on, madam!" The mother quickly arrived to shield her child's eyes. Steph knew she had to get going, so she placed her hands over her dick in a way that her arms would shield her boobs from view, and proceeded to run as fast as she could! With every step, her massive booty bounced up and down like a nice plate of jelly, and she could especially feel the somewhat hot concrete of the street with her bare feet as she kept running down her neighborhood. Unfortunately for her, it was not as early in the morning as it used to, and it being a Monday meant that there was a good amount of people getting ready to work, as well as parents taking their children to school. Worst of all, there were also college students who were getting up to go to the classes, which recognized the clumsy bunny wearing nothing but a blush on her cheeks. This was so far the worst place for Steph to be naked given how everyone recognized her and kept staring at her bouncing assets, but things were about to get messier when she arrived at her campus. After running for a good while, the poor shy bunny knew she needed a small break. "I need somewhere to hide, I cannot just stand here in the buff!" Steph thought to herself as she looked around. "Oh, right there! That would do!" Steph spotted some bushes that were right next to one of the faculties for decoration, and jumped right into one, crouching and hoping it would be a good way to cover. What she didn't realize due to her adrenaline rush and embarrassment was that the bushes just... were not big enough. Not only were her butt and fluffy tail in perfect view, peeking a little bit outside of the bushes, but so were her feet! Two students, a ferret and a weasel, were quick to notice the exposed bunny, with one of them using their hand to squish the buns and the other one taking a feather and trying to tickle Steph's feet. They didn't even know that was a real person, and thought it was a sort of strange prank! Steph tried to stay calm when they were grabbing her butt, but her feet were too ticklish and she ended up giving in, bursting into laughter and shocking the two pranksters. "Did you hear that? Was that a... laugh?" One of the boys said. "Ha, ha, ha! I am sorry!" Steph apologized mid-laughter, proceeding to get up from the bushes and jumping out of them. The two boys could not believe it, a naked bunny right in front of them, showing them her whole front by accident, including her small penis! After that she simply ran away and continued her path, as the two boys were now the ones laughing hysterically. Steph's naked nightmare was far from over. As she kept running she spotted one of her teachers! It was one that was teaching her this year, she couldn't let her see her! So she stepped behind a cylindrical bulletin board and hugged it in order to cover up as much of her front as possible, hoping nobody would comment on her behind. "Oh, hello Steph!" The mouse teacher asked. "H-Hello Ms. Lauren, I-I thought you were on vacation already" Steph tried to engage in conversation. "No, that is tomorrow, you are always so forgetful..." She stated, not knowing that Steph may have forgotten something else. "So... what are you doing here at the campus?" "Well... I-I just needed to bring a book back to the library, nothing weird a-about that, r-right?" Steph tried to come up with an excuse. "Sure. Why would you think that is weird? Although, there is something weird I just noticed about you today..." Ms. Lauren mentioned, making Steph gulp nervously and thump her right foot repeatedly. "Why are you not wearing shoes today?" "I have to go, bye!" Turns out that when Steph hid from the teacher, everything was behind the bulletin board except from her head and her feet! With how embarrassed she was about her big bunny thumpers, the fact she had them in plain view in front of her teacher was such an embarrassing experience for the bare naked bunny. She quickly jumped from behind her hiding spot and proceeded to keep running, forgetting to cover up and drawing even more attention from the college students, who could not help but to wonder why she was streaking if she wasn't a newbie... "I knew she was forgetful... but forgetting about her clothes? That's new..." Ms. Lauren said to herself. Steph's college streaking, which made her bunny boobies and dick bounce up and down, and her feet feel every step of the way, ended at last, and it was time for her to reach for her next destination: The Shopping Centre. She entered the place with the use of the automatic door, and thanked the heavens that it was Monday in the morning because it was a relatively calm and empty place to be. This, coupled with the fact that the floor was flat and cold, making it not as taxing for her feet, made Steph feel much more relaxed and not as embarrassed. And these good vibes were about to increase when she spotted a "free samples" stand with recently-baked cupcakes! She followed the nice smell of the cupcakes and arrived at the stand, picking up a strawberry-flavored cupcake and taking a bite out of it. The owner of the stand, a horse lady with pink fur, could not believe what she was seeing. "These are delicious, I love them!" Steph exclaimed. "E-Excuse me miss, I appreciate your positive feedback but..." She prepared to ask the inevitable question. "...why are you naked?" Steph, right as she finished eating the cupcake, felt as if her heart just stopped. The nice texture of the floor, the air conditioning, the emptiness of the shopping centre, the cupcakes... all of that made her forget what she was doing here in the first place, she was completely naked! Not only that, but the comment by the cupcake stand owner made her look down at her own naked body, which was as bare as it had been since she woke up, but with a tiny difference: she was erect! W-Was she enjoying being naked in public? Walking around with her bare feet showing off her goods with no clothes to hide them? That thought only made the realization of her nudity make her feel even more embarrassed. "I-I am sorry! Darn it! Steph you're a dummy!" She yelled out loud to herself, as she covered up. "If you need any clothes, the clothes store is on the other side of the mall" The owner giggled. "...are you going to use those trays you have there?" Steph bashfully asked. "Actually, yes. My workmate is going to use them to carry the cupcakes and-" Steph just ignored what the owner said and picked up two of the metallic trays found on top of the stand! She held one over her rear end and another one over her breasts, only leaving her penis uncovered. She then proceeded to walk through the hallway in order to find an exit. She went a bit more slowly now because of her erection since, no matter what, it was not going down. In fact, it felt like it just kept getting larger, even though the size of it did not change all that much from when it was flaccid. Steph expected the shopping centre to be not as embarrassing as her college campus, given that there were not as many people. But her expectations were about to be completely flipped upside-down when she walked in front of the shop for sports equipment. Steph was actually a very sportive gal, and was especially well known because she was one of the most expert members from the archery club. So she was in for a surprise when she bumped into a trio of familiar faces. First there were Jenny and Hunter, a caracal and a serval cat who also were part of the archery club much like Steph, and were just as tall as she was. She specifically bumped into Hunter from the back, who felt something... stiff behind him, and this feeling caused Steph to drop the two trays on the floor, which made a loud sound that alerted Jenny. Aside from them, there was Jordan, a muscular falcon clerk around the same age as Steph who worked at the sports store, and was quite familiar with the nude bunny given how she always came here in order to buy equipment for her archery classes. From arrows, to spare bows and, most ironically, sports clothes to wear. "S-Steph? Is that you?" Hunter asked, as he turned around and noticed her nudity. "What are you doing here in your birthday suit?" Jenny asked. "Oh wait, I forgot today was your birthday, happy birthday!" "Happy birthday, Steph!" Both Hunter and Jordan also congratulated her. "Eep! N-No, I am not Steph, and please don't look!" Steph proceeded to cover the only part of her body she hadn't tried to cover up yet, that being her face. "Come on Steph, we all recognise that hairstyle of yours, which is rather pretty" Hunter commented. "As well as your large feet..." "T-They are not big! T-They are not big, right?" Steph asked bashfully. "Oh right, I forgot you were very shy about your feet, it's probably very exciting for you to be here barefoot..." Jenny continued to say. "I-I am not excited, I am embarrassed!" Steph rambled. "So, what are you doing here without any clothes?" Jenny dodged the comment with another question. "Are you into exhibitionism?" "What!? No I'm not!" Steph responded, somewhat angry. "Chris hid my clothes and locked me outside like this!" "I think your friend down there thinks otherwise..." Jordan pointed at Steph's crotch. "Ah no!" Steph proceeded to use both of her hands to cover up her still stiff dick, something that was quite complicated. Steph could have also picked up the trays that were still on the floor, but doing that would involve her bending down and she did not want to moon anyone. The last thing she needed was more attention and reasons for people to believe she is an exhibitionist! "C-Can I get something to wear from the shop, please?" She begged. "I will pay for it later" "Sorry Steph, but I can't do that even for such a regular customer like you" Jordan explained. "My boss would fire me, and I really need to keep this job!" "N-Not even a pair of shoes or something for my feet?" She kept begging. "Rules are rules!" Jordan shrugged. "By the way, once you get some clothes and money, you could come here today, we are having a sale due to the anniversary of the shopping centre" "Oh really? When does it start?" Hunter asked. Hunter got his question replied the moment he heard a crowd of customers arriving en masse to the store. And they all stopped at unison with a collective gasp when they saw our lovable bunny in all of her bare glory! It was a sign that she shouldn't continue being here for long. Steph bent down, not even caring that she was mooning at the people behind her, picked up the trays and dashed away from the store with one tray covering up her behind, and the other covering up her dong. As she was getting away, Jordan got back into the store to serve the newly arrived customers, while Hunter and Jenny stayed outside looking at their archer companion. "Y'know? Steph looks adorable in the buff" Hunter said. "I know, right?" Jenny responded. "That Chris is super lucky" Steph had finally gotten out of the shopping centre and found herself at the vast, rich neighborhood of her city, full of fancy houses that she could only dream of ever being able to afford. She couldn't believe she would ever arrive here, completely naked from head to toes! Worst of all is that the comments by Hunter and Jenny were making her question herself. Was she really enjoying going around nude in public? There was no way. She did not mind being naked in her own house, or showing her clothless body to her boyfriend, but even in those cases she at least had her shoes shielded from view! She decided that this was no time to evaluate her fetishes, and knew it was time to find the house of her landlord. But that brought up another dilemma, she could not let him see her in the nude! And what if he was not home? She would have streaked all the way from her home to here for nothing... As Steph explored the somewhat empty streets of the rich neighborhood, she then noticed a fence that led to the backyard of her landlord. "M-Maybe if I climb this fence I would be able to get in the house from the back door..." Steph thought. "I could just get the keys without my landlord seeing my bare feet!" In order to climb the fence, she would have to drop the trays, which was something she lamented given it was her only source of covering, but it would certainly be worth it once she got the keys. She jumped and grabbed into the fence with her paws, pulling herself up and giving anyone behind her a perfect view of her hiney and her hanging nuts. But with Steph being as clumsy as she was, she slipped and ended up falling into the other side of the fence quite badly, head straight! Fortunately for Steph, she didn't end up hitting her head with the ground, as on the other side of the fence there was a pool, and she simply ended up diving into it, making quite the splash! Steph swam upwards and got her head out of the water. "How odd, I don't remember my landlord's backyard having a swimming pool..." She said out loud. "Honey, isn't that Steph, your former roommate?" Outside of the pool, laying down on two deck chairs back to back, Steph found other two familiar faces. One of them was Fishy, a blue short fishdog who used to be Steph's roommate a few years before this. Right next to her, there was Beryl, a green seabear who was Fishy's girlfriend. Both were wearing bikinis at that moment. "It definitely is Steph. Same ears, same hair, same feet... and same exhibitionist tendencies it seems!" Fishy, like the perv she is, was quick to point out Steph's nudity. "And you are as pervy as you were when we lived together..." Steph mumbled to herself. "What are you two doing here? I thought this was my landlord's house" "No, that's the one on the left side of the street, you always forget it, Steph" Beryl explained. "Much like how you forgot your clothes" Fishy joked. "Oh shush!" Steph commented. "Looks like I will have to memorize this place better. T-Thanks for the directions, girls!" Steph came out of the pool, exposing her naked body to the couple. She shook her whole body like a dog to dry her fur up a little bit, before she quickly ran back to the fence and climbed it up again. Beryl and Fishy couldn't stop looking at the hypnotic butt as the wet bunny was leaving their home, before they looked at each other in the eyes. "Hey Fishy, how about we go for another swim, but this time we 'forget' about our suits" Beryl naughtily suggested as she undid her bra. "Hehe, normally I am the one who suggests this kind of ideas" Fishy began to strip too. As the lovebirds were getting prepared for a skinny dipping session, Steph wasn't having such a good time. She may have cleaned up her feet with the pool water, and the cold water also made her erection go down at last, but she was still wet, naked and without shoes. She crossed the street and proceeded to knock on her landlord's door, defeated and covering up with her hands. The landlord, an old rich hare, opened the door, opening his eyes wide at the sight of the stark naked bun. "Oh goodness, why are you visiting me naked Steph?" The landlord asked. "I-I got l-locked up naked, had to come here to g-get t-the spare key" Steph stuttered. "Mhm, I can help you with that" The landlord picked up the keys from one of the many pockets from her jacket and gave it to Steph. "And let me get you a towel to dry you up. I needed to pick up my car to get somewhere, and in the meantime I can drop you into your house. It's the best I can do given my clothes would not fit you" Steph nodded as she waited for her landlord to get a towel for her. Finally! Something to cover up! But once he came back, all he had was a very small towel that barely covered anything. Steph took it and used it to dry herself up entirely. From her breasts, to her crotch, and even her feet. Once she was dry enough, she held the towel over her dick and used her messy wet hair to hide her breasts, as she followed the landlord into his car. She sat on one of the seats in the back, hoping that that way, her landlord would see less of her. He was a gentleman hopefully, and unlike the rest of the people who Steph had encountered during her streak, he tried not to look at her bare body. Even though the situation was still awkward for the poor girl, she had never been inside a car in the buff! As the landlord was driving his car, Steph noticed that something was up. Her landlord did not seem to be driving in the direction of her neighborhood. She was thinking of asking him, but she figured out that he was probably taking a different path than the one she often took to come from her house to her landlord's house. But then again, it's not like her landlord could drive across her college campus or inside the shopping centre. "He knows where he is going, there is nothing to worry about, silly bunny..." She thought. Unfortunately for Steph, things were about to get messy the moment her landlord stopped at the public park and told her to get out. She did so, still with the towel over her crotch with one hand, and her keys with the other hand. "M-Mister, this is not where my house is." Steph stated. "I'm sorry Steph, but you'll have to go on foot from this point onwards" The landlord clarified. "I need to go to an important reunion and this is the only place I can drop you that is near your house that is not too much of a detour from my pre-established route. Good luck!" "Meep! But you cannot leave me here! I'm naked and barefoot!" By the time Steph was saying this, her landlord was already leaving, with Steph yelling at him and thumping her foot as quickly as she could. She was making quite a scene! And when you make a scene, you are bound to get an audience... Steph was once again surrounded by a relatively big crowd of people who were looking at her in awe as she had nothing but a small towel and some keys. She turned around and covered up as the audience laughed. She needed to get out of the park as soon as she could, this was too much streaking for one day, or any day! Steph decided to run towards a tree and hide behind it, hugging it much like how she did with the bulletin board. With each step on the grass with her large feet making her have feelings she did not know even existed. "T-The grass here is somehow... comfortable?" Steph talked to herself. "This would be much better if there were no people at all, though. I wish I was running across a completely empty grassy hill, naked... barefoot... What am I thinking!? I am not a nudist nor an exhibitionist!" Luckily for her, the part of the park where she was located at the moment did not have all that many people, so she was able to walk towards the exit of the park much more calmly and without having to be running so much. Too bad she lost the towel though... But right as she was getting near a fountain, she noticed that someone was coming! It was a lizard guy who looked like he was in his 20s. She couldn't let him see her in the nude, but there were no hiding spots available for her! Steph then looked at the floor and found a stick of wood that somehow resembled a bow, but without the string, and she got an idea. Not a good one, as we've come to expect from her, but an idea nonetheless. She positioned herself in the center of the fountain, on top of a structure made out of rock, and posed with the bow as if she was about to shoot an arrow. Once she struck the pose, she stood completely, hoping that the lizard would believe she was a statue. He approached the fountain and couldn't help but to notice the nude statue. "Hmm... I have never seen this statue before" He mumbled to himself. "But it is so lively and well crafted! The face looks determined, like an archer would be. The hairstyle is a unique choice that really shows that anyone can be a master at the bows and arrows if they think about it. The fur looks incredibly realistic. I must say, I am not a big fan of how big the feet were crafted, and I am not sure if giving the statue a boner would be a good fit for a park where children come to play and..." "Fan-freaking-tastic, of all people I had to be caught by an art student!" Steph complained in her thoughts, wishing he would just go away. "And I am erect again, how!?" "Oh my, who left their keys on the statue's hand?" He said, as he noticed that Steph still had her keys in one of her fingers. "I will go get them" As the lizard approached to get the keys, Steph knew she couldn't pretend to be a statue anymore, and ran off as she covered up with the stick. "It's the miracle of life, a statue that moves on its own!" The lizard exclaimed. "Run, run and be free, my naked muse!" Getting from the park to her neighborhood was no walk in the park (pun totally intended), but at last, Steph finally managed to reach her home. Not even bothering to cover up, the tired bunny simply walked across the neighborhood with her keys in hand, ignoring the cat calls and comments on her nudity, barefootedness or erection. She reached for her door, opened it. "I-I did it Chris, I streaked back home with the keys!" Steph yelled. "C-Can I get d-dressed again? At least put on some... socks?" Steph looked at the floor to find... a sock. She picked it up and saw that there was another one not too far from it. And a pair of pants, and a jacket, and tighty-whities... Seems like it was a line of clothes that was meant to guide Steph somewhere in her house. That somewhere being her living room, where she encountered her boyfriend laying on the sofa, and he was only wearing a beanie hat! "Oh hiiiii hunny bunny!" Chris waved hello at her. He was completely exposed! His bare chest, which wasn't too muscular, was on display. His feet were as bare as Steph's, with Chris wiggling his toes to tease his naked girlfriend. And most importantly, his large cock, which was more than double the size of Steph's, was pointing up as he had a boner at that moment. "C-Chris, y-you..." Steph blushed deeply red. "I figured out that, since this is your birthday, it wouldn't be fair if you were the only one in your birthday suit." Chris explained. "Sorry if my prank was a little too harsh, I figured that some time alone together would make up for it... I will let you do anything to me~" "Anything, huh?" On the one hand, Steph was furious at her boyfriend for having locked her out of her house. But on the other hand, she was so horny and shocked at the sight of her naked boyfriend that she was considering letting it slide. After she took around a minute to think about it... "Aw, what the hell, come here!" Steph opened her arms, as Chris approached her and gave her a big hug. The two continued to walk together, hugging each other, kissing, groping each other's big butts... It was certainly a romantic scene. Or at least, that is what it looked like at first. After a little twirl together, Steph asked: "Hey hun, you said you would let me do anything to you, right?" Steph naughtily asked. "Yes, yes!" He responded. "Well, I want you to close your eyes~" She commanded, as he followed suit. She then took advantage of her size difference to pick Chris up with her hands and dropped him... in front of their front door, which was still open. "Now, take 5 steps forwards" Steph commanded. "1, 2, 3, 4..." Chris counted as he stepped forwards. "5!" Steph gave Chris a slap in his big pink butt as she closed the door and locked it up. "Happy birthday suit day, Chris! Hehehehe!" And now karma had finally bit Chris in the ass, having become the victim of his own prank. Naked outside aside from his hat, being in plain view for all of the neighbors, and with Steph having both the main keys and the spare keys of his home, looks like he was going to think outside the box to get out of this one...