LGD FAQ Revision 01 (5/25/07)
By Gami Cross aka Dark_Nek0gami

Q: What does LGD stand for?
A: Living Gasm Drive

Q: And now, what's a 'Gasm Drive'?
A: The Gasm Drive is a subsection AI protocol that lists the "Meaning of Life" equiviliant to pleasure and sex.  It's encryption and contents are a closely guarded secret along the lines of the KFC recipie.
When the Gasm Drive is implimented in a stationary, automated chair or pod, it's classified as a NLGD (nonliving gasm drive) But when it's placed into a fully thinking biological machine, it becomes an LGD.

Q: Are the LGDs living creatures or machines?
A: Neither, and both. They are artifical creatures.  Assembled in the same way machines would be, but with brains and organs that are built like a machine would be.  In the idea of compairing the storage capacity of a flash or magnetic harddrive against a living brain- the choice of parts is obvious.

Q: How is the technology behind their existance possible?
A:Think about this one: Before you knew what a polygon was in a video game, could you have ever conceptualized what a polygon could do for games? How about before you knew about the internet, did you ever think about the internet? Is that ONE key idea that's hidden just out of your view, that when unshrouded, opens up a gateway to millions of applications and possibilities.
Are the LGDs made of circuits and steel? no. They're made out of that one thing that hasn't been discovered here, but it revolutionized everything we use. ;3 Mindjob, no?

Q: How long do LGDs live?
A: Their bodies are perfect equilibirums.  They can exist almost indefinitly pending external factors. Living creatures are made to be part of a life cycle, and so, are flawed to the point of always being in need while the animal / tree oxygen / nitrogen relationship shows that an equilibrum was possible.  Nature had planned their products to be faulty.

Q: So an LGD can go all out forever?
A: No.  The LGDs have a perfect equilibrium life cycle, never deterrating or aging, this however leads to the problem of how a product without Planned Obsolecence pulls in income to the company that made it.  
This was overcome with the introduction of "Catalyst" (tm)  Catalyst is a chemical compound that can come in a veriaty of substance, liquids, injections, patches, etc.  Once the Catalyst enters the LGD's body, it's Equillibrium life cycle switches to fuel mode, in which all of it's special features, such as snakeshafts, fluid production etc, become functional.  An LGD without Catalyst  can still exist, talk, move and do everything a person can, except activate their special traits.  And they require downtime (sleep) for their equilibrum to refill their liquid stockpiles (the Catalyst fluid allows the LGD to pull in the moisture in the air over a very slow pace, or drink water and convert it.

Q: What if the owner is injured during a session?
A: Outside the paperwork, each LGD has a number of "Black boxes" in their body, and they do follow the standard 3 laws of robotics. The safety health and pleasure of their owner is their top priority.  They are instinctfully will not engage in any situations that would cause harm.  This CAN be overwritten - but this also activates the blackboxes into record mode.  No audio or visuals are recorded.  Instead, it's recorded in the synapsis signals of the LGD's AI core. Making corruption of source impossible.

Q: The question everyone wants to know: Can the LGDs go rogue?
A: The LGD's programming is based soley arround instinct peremeters.  You'll never forget to breathe, and animals will never forget to hunt for food because it's instinct.  The Read-Only parts of the brain.  In this section is where their personalites are encoded to ensure no one can try something outside the limits of their creation. 

Q: WHY A SNAKE?!
Aa: The Snakeshaft concept was originally from an old religious painting of a demon with the head of a goat and a serpent phalis.  So before I cracked down on that idea, I was working arround concepts of what this sex-beast (wasn't an LGD yet) sketch would have that would make it so diverse.  At first it was a passe' idea, but the more I began to think of all the possibilities, positions, and practical uses of it, I made it the staple trademark item of the LGDs.
And with more facial muscles than a real snake, the shaft can exhibit a wide range of emotions, and is perfectly suited for giving oral sex. It's tongue can retract into it's vent for ejaculation or penetration.
Ab: The snake itself is semi-sentient.  The LGD's synthetic brain quarrens off sections of it's conciousness for such limbs.  In the same way you play a video game, your fingers move in a flurry of motions, but most of the time you're not thinking exactly of the actions of each finger.
Ac: The skeletal structure in the snake is extremely flexable, allowing for ease of entry should the snake be used for penetration. However, to ejaculate, the snake must open it's mouth, making for an interesting knot-like feeling.
Ad: Variatons on the Snakeshaft include Dual snakes, and Cobra Hood (the equivilant of a canine knot)
Ae: The snakes do not have fangs at all.  They salavate a wide range of aphrodesiacs that absorb through the skin instantly, but no puncture penetraion.
Snakeshafts are extremely sensitive. ALL parts of the shaft.  Like in the Dragoneer 3 image, Reeno's snakeshaft is sucking on dragoneer's cock- every inch of the snake feels like an over sensitive post-orgasmic cockhead.  And Salah's Ashley LGD has the ability to lay jelly-like eggs with her shaft- EVERY second the egg is in her shaft, she's riding an orgasm.  (If the levels reach too high of an amount, the snakeshaft will automatically cull it down to a baseline level.)

Q: The tongue-...
A: It started with an image drawn by AraKaraath, snowballed into a rare-to-find image of mine called Unique (the dragon heads in Unique actually became the default for LGDs).  The concept was a simple one to think of, but utterly mindblowingly complex in it's usage. The LGD uses it's same muscles for moving it's tongue to control the shaft.  It's fully capable of ejaculation, and when not in use, it's flaccid form conforms to a standard tongue shape.  The nerve endings go inactive at that time.  So biting it's tongue would feel like biting it's own tongue.

Q: What else do these things have?
A: Lets wheel that ever-increasing list on out here, now in addition to the previous two mentioned, we have:
-FirstThrust Absorbant Skin: (The LGD's skin is manually capable of absorbing excess lubrication to ensure the best feeling penetration possible
-Enzyme Sacs: Each LGD has the free option of having two flavor enzyme sacs installed.  They're housed where the testicles would be normally (fluid is stored inside the LGD's digestivless body)  The enzymes work like a molecular kool-aid packet, flavoring all fluids before they leave the body.
-Breasts: Temperature and size variation, milk producing, flavor adaptable. OPTIONAL
-Like.A.Virgin  The LGD has nanite-reconstructable hymens.  The pain it causes is a set of muscle and vocal parameters and do not actually harm the LGD.
-Helper Tentacles: Other than the fact they're normally placed on the shoulders, there's nothing set in stone with the possibilities of the tentacle option.
-Eyes: Any shape, and eyecolor possible to make sure you melt when you look into it's eyes
-Cumtail: Like the helper tentacles, there's almost an endless set of possibilities you can opt for on the tail.  From a phalic tapered point, to a complex mesh of muscles that allow the tail to assume various textures, the tail is not left out in the grand scheme of pleasuring the user.

Then we set out to play with nanite structures:
<<Nanite Limbs-
By using an independant wave focus, edmitters on the LGD's pelvis / torso and knees / elbows can communicate to specificly ID'd nanites (numbering in the billions). The communicae orders the nanites to align themselves into the shape of the limb. They can however, be disrupted to an extent of 2 feet before breaking a bond, and can keep in communication with the body up to 50 feet (if they're beyond 50 feet, the nanites huddle togeather to amplify their signal. Reeno is equipted with the ability to find hir own nanites should they become misplaced.
The translucency of the body parts are as variable as a balloon- as such, when something is penetrated through one of hir orifices, the surrounding area becomes nearly transparently, allowing for ease of viewing

<<Nanite 'Infladge'
The Nanite Inflation Wedges- a modification of the nanite technology- these cellular wedges are introduced to a body via a fluid in the SnakeShaft- usually an ejaculation. Once inside the owner's body, they begin to wedge themselves between cells- moving them the space of a few electrons each. The result is the owner will be able to indulge in any inflation fetishes they have without risk of personal injury or irreversable effects.

<< FillFlow Nanites
 (highly complex cycle initiated once the LGD commits a Tailgasm into the owner- the fluids break down and interact with their testicular region, using WedgeNanites first used by Reeno-Gard LGD, they cause an immense payload to build up. Expelling up to a safelimit of half a gallon upon orgasm, and since they're from the LGD, it can retain a flavored taste. <Failsafe: If orgasm is not reached within 2 hours, the enzymes will be broken down and expelled through sweat or urine, with no visible bodily effects afterwards.

-----Misc Questions--------

Q: Are these just tentacle sex monsters?
A: Farthest from the truth.  These are highly sofisticated companions that embody every desire their owner has.  A few LGDs are not even all for sex.  The LGD Tonka acts as a mother-like figure to Kamicheetah's MARK.  They also don't hunt down schoolgirls and the whatnot.  To ensure this even more, every LGD has a Buzzkill system that can be activated vocally and by motion. This instantly severs ALL their erotic mental thoughts until the LGD is manually reset.  For example, the LGD Freya's buzzkills are the word Pumpkin with an emphasis on the second P, or two finger snaps.

Q: IT'S A C-SNAKE!!!
those C-Snakes scare me... lots.
A: I don't hollow people's guts out and replace them with snakes while Winger-izing their husks of a body... those C-snakes are a very grim and morbid concept. I'm just making a system of biological machines that are created to provide companmanship and unrivaled pleasure. And here at the S3's GasmDrive production labs, we focus on the goal of pleasure above all. So if your meaning of pleasure is as simple as having someone to do the chores, then the LGD can be programmed to derive immense enjoyment from simple mundane tasks. It's all about chemicals in the brain and proper wiring to make someone happy. And since the LGD is a bio-machine, it's even easier to control their enjoyments so that they can make YOUR life ephorific ^_^

And above all, I openly invite everyone to design their own LGD 

"To draw and be drawn ^_^
It's not only an image- it's A GIMMICK! XD"
-Gami Cross

LGD REGISTRATION ROSTER
00-Freya
01-Ashley
02-Aphrodite (under construction)
03-Tangerine
04-Adamo Glenn
05-Tonka*
06-Reeno Gard
07-Ebhon*
09-Fortuna
10-Klickka
11-Twizzy*
12-Azumi*
13-
*designed by other artists