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"We're Screwed- The Street Vendor" is the story of a sweet pop star having some tea late at night, served by an older, and pushy, gentleman. The tapir tries to hard sell upcharges and specials, though by the end the old pervert is offering his wrinkled, sagging nuts as a treat. Being pushy but skilled is an advantage and soon enough the reluctant younger guinea pig is sucking and slurping the offered nuts, knowing well she won't be stopping there.
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"We're Screwed- The Bureaucrat" tells the tale of a woman lost in corporate red tape. She just wanted some help and personal attention while dealing with the labyrinthine and opaque company. She visited lower peons before finally getting a meeting with a man who had an office. She had high hopes about her chances when the door closed. The worst part about what happened after his clothes came off was that her hopes didn't drop. He was willing to help her pierce the obfuscation and resolve her issue immediately. After. He wasn't naked for nothing. And soon enough, neither was she.
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"We're Screwed- The Tech Support Geek" is the story of a lovely lady with a few pressing computer problems. She isn't about to drag the whole thing out to overpay for a quick fix. Fortunately for her, her neighbor is a total geek who works with computers for a living. She can call on him to fix her machine. He arrives ready to work, for basically free. She assumed she would need to feed him in exchange. She did, but his appetite was bigger, and more perverse. He happily serviced her machine, while she serviced him in any way he wanted.
Hidarin, Manaka, Migi, Bakkun, Tanaka, Zukkun (c) Sanrio
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\n\t\t\t\t\tStevemartinGo see him, he's open for comms and eager to do them.