MARIO PISSING 2
MARIO'S REVENGE

In the Mushroom kingdom after the events of the first part...
Mario: So, a lot of people watched a video of me taking a piss and it has over a trillion views!?, That's unacceptable!, well these people may think they were laughing at this video, they wont do it no more and i shall take my revenge!
Somewhere in San Francisco, the US.
Some random guy: Yes?, what do you want?
Mario: I'm here to kill you!
That same dude: I must be imagining things, Mario's not real, he's a fictional carácter
Mario: But obviously i AM  a real person here
Random dude: My doctor was right, i should take my meds more often
Mario: Well, i'm gonna get my gun and fucking kill you
Random dude: ah shit *fucking dies*



The next day, somewhere in Boston, The US

Mario: You will be laughing no more motherfucker!
Some viking or idk: Who the fuck are you?
Mario: I'm here to kill you!
Viking: Then bring it on motherfucker, i'm a true viking, if you wanna kill me use a sword instead of a gun.
Mario: Okie dokie then
Viking: What the hell is this in my head!?, it's the sword?, goddamnit i couldn't oull out mine before

Two weeks later at the FBI HQ in New York City, the US
FBI Agent #1: This moustached motherfucker Mario needs to be stopped, he's a very wanted terrorist
FBI Agent #2: Absolute the fact anyone who liked the Mario pissing video is dying it's unacceptable
Mario: Are you guys looking for me?
FBI Agent #1: You will do no more of this!
Mario: Well i have a bomb in my hand and i will actívate it
FBI Agent #1: ohh shit 
*everything fucking explodes*