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degrading, and most of all....EASY WAY!!\n\nso, lower your standards, leave your self respect at the door and get ready to become a double morality asshole with a biased opinion that tells everyone “i am objective” when actually nobody with an opinion is objective, CUS ALL PERSONAL OPINIONS ARE BIASED BUT SOMEHOW WE MANAGED TO MAKE THE TERM BIASED BAD BECAUSE REASONS!\n\n\nHere are the steps to become a sensation like pewdiepie, logan paul, jon tron, spoony, brad jones or any other SUPER MEGA COOL START WITH VERY LOW MORALS. YOU KNOW, A YOUTUBE STAR!!!\n\n\n1: ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE BAD SIDE OF THE MEDIA YOU LOVE: good movies, games, comics or anything cool...DO NOT EXIST FOR YOU. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SHIT HERE, PAL! Forget what you like and love about your favorite media EMBRACE ITS UGLIER SIDE, SWIM ON ITS CRAPPIEST CRAP, GOOD MEDIA IS NOT GOOD, BAD MEDIA IS GOOD, NOBODY WANTS GOOD COMICS WHEN THEY CAN GET AN IMBECILE TALKING ABOUT SHITTY COMICS, AND MAKING THEM MORE POPULAR, INSTEAD OF PROMOTING GOOD COMICS, GAMES AND SIMILAR. Why review comics like MOUSE GUARD, BLACKSAD, BOOM STUDIOS POWER RANGERS or similar, when you can spend literally years TALKING ABOUT SILENT HILL COMICS NOBODY WILL EVER READ?? why make a review about movie classics like FRANKENSTEIN, CITIZEN KANE, THE USUAL SUSPECTS or SEVEN, when you can talk about one moive....AND THEN FORCE ALL THE SLAVES IN YOUR CHANNEL TO TALK ABOUT THE SAME MOVIE, BUT COPYCATING YOUR STYLE, HAVE STUPID FIGHTS BETWEEN THEM TO REVIEW THE SAME SHITTY MOVIE AND MAKE THE FALSE IMPRESSION THAT YOUR CHANNEL IS AWESOME??? REVIEWS OF GOOD MEDIA ARE FOR ASSHOLES THAT LOOK FOR QUALITY, PEOPLE WANTS SHIT, SO GIVE THEM THE ROOM, SHARKNADO, BUBSY 3D, BIMBOS IN TIME, never promote good media, nobody wants good media, PEOPLE WANTS SHIT. SO GIVE THEM THE SHIT THEY WANT.\n\n\n\n\n\n2: YOUR OPINION IS THE TRUTH, THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH: your channel is the ONLY RELIABLE SOURCE OF INFORMATION EVER CREATED, NEVER SAY “I DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE”, ALWAYS SAY “THIS MOVIE SUCKS, AND YOU MUST HATE IT, CUS I HATE IT” this principle is the cornerstone of any decent youtube channel, YOU CAN'T LEAVE PLACE TO THINGS LIKE ANYONE ELSE'S OPINION, YOUR OPINION IS ABSOLUTE. You must tell people what to like and what to hate, NOBODY'S OPINION MATTER BUT YOURS. ORWELL THE SHIT OUT OF IT. BIG ROTHER YOUR CHANNEL, if you hate it, everybody else must hate it, even if they like it. Remember....ART IS NOT SUBJECTIVE, ART IS WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE, SO. PULL THE STRINGS! PULL THE STRINGSSSSSS!\n\n3: CHOOSE A MENTAL DISABILITY, AND TURN IT INTO YOUR “CHARM”: nobody wants to see a normal person talking about media on youtube. NOBODY. Normal people are not cool. After all.....DO YOU TALK TO NORMAL PEOPLE? EVER? no. You can choose any mental disorder, and exploit it. YOU CAN BE ANGRY ALL THE TIME ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, and, if you add constant cursing, that will make you a damn super star in no time, you can also be simply retarded, you know, like space hamster or peanut butter gamer, BE LOUD, BE STUPID, THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WANTS ON YOUTUBE!!! any sort of lack of social skills works, follow the examples of messiahs like THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD, TODD IN THE SHADOWS, FILM BRAIN, and so many others.\n\n4: BE A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING: Like brad jones, that guy said “THE CHANNEL AWESOME SCANDAL IS BULLSHIT, I MEAN, LOGAN PAUL MOCKED A SUICIDE VICTIM'S CORPSE, AND HE STILL HAS A CAREER” if you are a despicable human being, a sexual predator, a racist asshole like jon tron, or a scammer thief like spoony. FUCK MORALITTY, RESPECT AND DECENCY, MOCK A SUICIDE VICTIM'S CORPSE LIKE LOGAN PAUL DID, SAY IMMIGRANTS ARE BAD FOR AMERICA LIKE JON TRON SAID, DEFEND AND PROTECT SEXUAL PREDATORS LIKE THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC DID (he knew about the issues, also, he was a miserable douche to the rest of his team....stop defending him) ACCEPT MONEY FROM GAME DEVELOPING COMPANIES TO MAKE GOOD REVIEWS ABOUT BAD GAMES LIKE PEWDIEPIE, THE SUPREME GOD OF ALL THAT'S MEDIA AND GOOD. MORALS ARE SO TWENTIETH CENTURY, ALL THAT MATTERS NOW IS THE CLICKS AND LIKES (and yes, i know terrible human being celebrities are not new....but.....today, they are just going too far.)\n\n5: SUCK ALL LOBBIES AND RADICAL GROUPS' BALLS, PERMANENTLY: you need the clicks, the likes, your videos are all about money, so, ALL RADICAL GROUPS AND SUB CULTURES MUST BE PLEASED, ALL THE TIME, feminazis? THEY ARE AMAZING, THE BEST THING EVER, follow linkara's example, HE IS ALL ABOUT FEMINISM, ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN IT MAKES NO SENSE, BE FEMINAZI, DAMMIT!!! taliban vegans, lgbt and forced inclusion defenders? LOVE THEM ALL, AGREE WITH EACH AND ANY OF THEIR STUPID ARGUMENTS, you need their clicks to eat, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS, YOU MEDIA WHORE! If you offend one lobby, no matter how radical or wrong it is. YOU STOP BEING COOL, FOREVER.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6: HATE AND MOCK FURRIES: nobody likes those freak assholes, furries are meant to be hated by any youtuber worth his likes, THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC AND SPOONY HATE FURRIES, AND SEE WHAT A VERY GREAT EXAMPLE OF HUMANITY BOTH OF THEM ARE, RIGHT? So, MOCK ON THE FURRIES, ALL THE TIME, if you dont mock furries, normies wont like you....AND YOU NEED NORMIES, NOT FURRIES, FURRIES ARE GROSS, CUS THEY LIKE CARTOON ANIMALS, i mean.....WHO LIKE SFICTIONAL CHARACTERS FORM GAMES, MOVIES COMICS OR SIMILAR? EH? IT'S WEIRD!! the best way to mock furries is to talk about SEXUAL THINGS WITH FURRIES “LOLA BUNNY'S TITS” LITERALLY MADE THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC A SUPERSTAR!!! so, yeah, hate the furries, even if you are one, like BOBSHEAUX. Furry hating is the golden key to popularity among people that love and follow sexual predators and imbeciles that mock corpses, YOU KNOW, NORMAL PEOPLE!\n\n\nFolow these easy steps and you will become the next pewdiepie in no time! SUCCESS IS OUT THERE, YOU JUST NEED TO BEND OVER AND TAKE IT!\n\n\n\n\n\nNote: just in case someone does not get it, THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO BE TRUE. I am simply complaining about you tube media reviewers today, and yes, YOU ARE WELCOME TO LIKE THEM OR NOT. I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT MEDIA TO LIKE, WHAT CHANNELS TO FOLLOW OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I am simply giving my opinion about how hollow, empty of content and low quality youtube media review channels are today. I KNOW THERE ARE AMAZING CHANNELS OUT THERE, RETRO AHOY, BRANDON TENOLD, CADDICARUS, CINEMATIC EXCREMENT (yeah, sweet irony, a channel with that name, is actually funny and amazing....go figure.) COMIC TROPES (a way better than linkara channel) BOBSHEAUX (i know i mentioned he uses the “mock furries cus everybody does” trope, but....he seems to be a furry himself, so maybe he just does not like the yiffy side of the furdom, something i totally can understand.) and so many other channels, this is not an anti youtube rant, I DO HAVE A CHANNEL. This is simply me, asking for a little more content quality. Less cinema snob, and more every frame a picture. But, as always, THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION.","description_bbcode_parsed":"<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>as always....THIS ARTICLE IS ENTIRELY MY PERSONAL OPINION, you are welcome to agree or not with it, but....do it on a polite way. i have a series of talents i will use to block you, ban you or worse...EXPOSE YOU if you try to troll with me...KIDDING....but i mean it :)<br /><br /><br /><br />ARE YOU CONVINCED THAN YOUR OPINION IS BETTER JUST BECAUSE IT&#039;S YOURS?<br /><br />ARE YOU SO IMMATURE AND NAIVE THAT YOU CAN GO AND SAY CRAP LIKE &ldquo;I REMEMBER IT, SO YOU DON&#039;T HAVE TO&rdquo; without feeling sick immediately?<br /><br />YOU LOVE RETRO GAMES, BUT 25 OUT OF EACH 10 WORDS THAT COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ARE BAD WORDS, AND CURSING IS THE ONLY WAY YOU KNOW TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR LACK OF SOCIAL SKILLS AND HAVE THE FALSE BELIEF THAT IT MAKES YOU COOL ALL THE TIME?<br /><br />THE IDEA OF GETTING MONEY THROUGH HARD WORK, EFFORT AND DISPLAY OF REAL TALENT SIMPLY SICKENS YOU?<br /><br />THEN, YOU MUST BECOME A YOUTUBE MEDIA REVIEWER!!<br /><br />i am joe coon, and this time, i&#039;ll share my secrets to become a youtube only superstar the moronic, stupid, morally degrading, and most of all....EASY WAY!!<br /><br />so, lower your standards, leave your self respect at the door and get ready to become a double morality asshole with a biased opinion that tells everyone &ldquo;i am objective&rdquo; when actually nobody with an opinion is objective, CUS ALL PERSONAL OPINIONS ARE BIASED BUT SOMEHOW WE MANAGED TO MAKE THE TERM BIASED BAD BECAUSE REASONS!<br /><br /><br />Here are the steps to become a sensation like pewdiepie, logan paul, jon tron, spoony, brad jones or any other SUPER MEGA COOL START WITH VERY LOW MORALS. YOU KNOW, A YOUTUBE STAR!!!<br /><br /><br />1: ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE BAD SIDE OF THE MEDIA YOU LOVE: good movies, games, comics or anything cool...DO NOT EXIST FOR YOU. IT&#039;S ALL ABOUT THE SHIT HERE, PAL! Forget what you like and love about your favorite media EMBRACE ITS UGLIER SIDE, SWIM ON ITS CRAPPIEST CRAP, GOOD MEDIA IS NOT GOOD, BAD MEDIA IS GOOD, NOBODY WANTS GOOD COMICS WHEN THEY CAN GET AN IMBECILE TALKING ABOUT SHITTY COMICS, AND MAKING THEM MORE POPULAR, INSTEAD OF PROMOTING GOOD COMICS, GAMES AND SIMILAR. Why review comics like MOUSE GUARD, BLACKSAD, BOOM STUDIOS POWER RANGERS or similar, when you can spend literally years TALKING ABOUT SILENT HILL COMICS NOBODY WILL EVER READ?? why make a review about movie classics like FRANKENSTEIN, CITIZEN KANE, THE USUAL SUSPECTS or SEVEN, when you can talk about one moive....AND THEN FORCE ALL THE SLAVES IN YOUR CHANNEL TO TALK ABOUT THE SAME MOVIE, BUT COPYCATING YOUR STYLE, HAVE STUPID FIGHTS BETWEEN THEM TO REVIEW THE SAME SHITTY MOVIE AND MAKE THE FALSE IMPRESSION THAT YOUR CHANNEL IS AWESOME??? REVIEWS OF GOOD MEDIA ARE FOR ASSHOLES THAT LOOK FOR QUALITY, PEOPLE WANTS SHIT, SO GIVE THEM THE ROOM, SHARKNADO, BUBSY 3D, BIMBOS IN TIME, never promote good media, nobody wants good media, PEOPLE WANTS SHIT. SO GIVE THEM THE SHIT THEY WANT.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />2: YOUR OPINION IS THE TRUTH, THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH: your channel is the ONLY RELIABLE SOURCE OF INFORMATION EVER CREATED, NEVER SAY &ldquo;I DON&#039;T LIKE THIS MOVIE&rdquo;, ALWAYS SAY &ldquo;THIS MOVIE SUCKS, AND YOU MUST HATE IT, CUS I HATE IT&rdquo; this principle is the cornerstone of any decent youtube channel, YOU CAN&#039;T LEAVE PLACE TO THINGS LIKE ANYONE ELSE&#039;S OPINION, YOUR OPINION IS ABSOLUTE. You must tell people what to like and what to hate, NOBODY&#039;S OPINION MATTER BUT YOURS. ORWELL THE SHIT OUT OF IT. BIG ROTHER YOUR CHANNEL, if you hate it, everybody else must hate it, even if they like it. Remember....ART IS NOT SUBJECTIVE, ART IS WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE, SO. PULL THE STRINGS! PULL THE STRINGSSSSSS!<br /><br />3: CHOOSE A MENTAL DISABILITY, AND TURN IT INTO YOUR &ldquo;CHARM&rdquo;: nobody wants to see a normal person talking about media on youtube. NOBODY. Normal people are not cool. After all.....DO YOU TALK TO NORMAL PEOPLE? EVER? no. You can choose any mental disorder, and exploit it. YOU CAN BE ANGRY ALL THE TIME ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, and, if you add constant cursing, that will make you a damn super star in no time, you can also be simply retarded, you know, like space hamster or peanut butter gamer, BE LOUD, BE STUPID, THAT&#039;S WHAT PEOPLE WANTS ON YOUTUBE!!! any sort of lack of social skills works, follow the examples of messiahs like THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD, TODD IN THE SHADOWS, FILM BRAIN, and so many others.<br /><br />4: BE A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING: Like brad jones, that guy said &ldquo;THE CHANNEL AWESOME SCANDAL IS BULLSHIT, I MEAN, LOGAN PAUL MOCKED A SUICIDE VICTIM&#039;S CORPSE, AND HE STILL HAS A CAREER&rdquo; if you are a despicable human being, a sexual predator, a racist asshole like jon tron, or a scammer thief like spoony. FUCK MORALITTY, RESPECT AND DECENCY, MOCK A SUICIDE VICTIM&#039;S CORPSE LIKE LOGAN PAUL DID, SAY IMMIGRANTS ARE BAD FOR AMERICA LIKE JON TRON SAID, DEFEND AND PROTECT SEXUAL PREDATORS LIKE THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC DID (he knew about the issues, also, he was a miserable douche to the rest of his team....stop defending him) ACCEPT MONEY FROM GAME DEVELOPING COMPANIES TO MAKE GOOD REVIEWS ABOUT BAD GAMES LIKE PEWDIEPIE, THE SUPREME GOD OF ALL THAT&#039;S MEDIA AND GOOD. MORALS ARE SO TWENTIETH CENTURY, ALL THAT MATTERS NOW IS THE CLICKS AND LIKES (and yes, i know terrible human being celebrities are not new....but.....today, they are just going too far.)<br /><br />5: SUCK ALL LOBBIES AND RADICAL GROUPS&#039; BALLS, PERMANENTLY: you need the clicks, the likes, your videos are all about money, so, ALL RADICAL GROUPS AND SUB CULTURES MUST BE PLEASED, ALL THE TIME, feminazis? THEY ARE AMAZING, THE BEST THING EVER, follow linkara&#039;s example, HE IS ALL ABOUT FEMINISM, ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN IT MAKES NO SENSE, BE FEMINAZI, DAMMIT!!! taliban vegans, lgbt and forced inclusion defenders? LOVE THEM ALL, AGREE WITH EACH AND ANY OF THEIR STUPID ARGUMENTS, you need their clicks to eat, IT&#039;S ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS, YOU MEDIA WHORE! If you offend one lobby, no matter how radical or wrong it is. YOU STOP BEING COOL, FOREVER.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />6: HATE AND MOCK FURRIES: nobody likes those freak assholes, furries are meant to be hated by any youtuber worth his likes, THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC AND SPOONY HATE FURRIES, AND SEE WHAT A VERY GREAT EXAMPLE OF HUMANITY BOTH OF THEM ARE, RIGHT? So, MOCK ON THE FURRIES, ALL THE TIME, if you dont mock furries, normies wont like you....AND YOU NEED NORMIES, NOT FURRIES, FURRIES ARE GROSS, CUS THEY LIKE CARTOON ANIMALS, i mean.....WHO LIKE SFICTIONAL CHARACTERS FORM GAMES, MOVIES COMICS OR SIMILAR? EH? IT&#039;S WEIRD!! the best way to mock furries is to talk about SEXUAL THINGS WITH FURRIES &ldquo;LOLA BUNNY&#039;S TITS&rdquo; LITERALLY MADE THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC A SUPERSTAR!!! so, yeah, hate the furries, even if you are one, like BOBSHEAUX. Furry hating is the golden key to popularity among people that love and follow sexual predators and imbeciles that mock corpses, YOU KNOW, NORMAL PEOPLE!<br /><br /><br />Folow these easy steps and you will become the next pewdiepie in no time! SUCCESS IS OUT THERE, YOU JUST NEED TO BEND OVER AND TAKE IT!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Note: just in case someone does not get it, THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO BE TRUE. I am simply complaining about you tube media reviewers today, and yes, YOU ARE WELCOME TO LIKE THEM OR NOT. I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT MEDIA TO LIKE, WHAT CHANNELS TO FOLLOW OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I am simply giving my opinion about how hollow, empty of content and low quality youtube media review channels are today. I KNOW THERE ARE AMAZING CHANNELS OUT THERE, RETRO AHOY, BRANDON TENOLD, CADDICARUS, CINEMATIC EXCREMENT (yeah, sweet irony, a channel with that name, is actually funny and amazing....go figure.) COMIC TROPES (a way better than linkara channel) BOBSHEAUX (i know i mentioned he uses the &ldquo;mock furries cus everybody does&rdquo; trope, but....he seems to be a furry himself, so maybe he just does not like the yiffy side of the furdom, something i totally can understand.) and so many other channels, this is not an anti youtube rant, I DO HAVE A CHANNEL. This is simply me, asking for a little more content quality. Less cinema snob, and more every frame a picture. 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