THE GREAT HARE ESCAPE AND THE ALLEY CAT by FurryLesbianArmy Cover: Cover: On a rainy night, at a bus stop, Bugs Bunny and a hooded person appear taking cover from the rain with the same umbrella Pg 1 Bugs look out the window, how it rains Bugs: Damn, it hasn't stopped raining all fucking day, all fucking week, it's like the aftermath of the Flood Bugs is sitting on his sofa, thoughtful Bugs: * sigh * On days like these, I miss being Bugs Bunny, the image of WB, before the kids were offended by everything Bugs remembers his moments of yesteryear, first saying his mythical phrase eating carrots Bugs: Times where, with a simple phrase you could make people laugh Past Bugs of the past: What's Up, Doc? Bugs dressed as Drag Queen, seducing Yosemite Sam Bugs: Okay, I admit, sometimes we must have been lunatic and bizarre in our humor, but for a reason we were Looney Bugs of the past: Make me your playboy bunny, cowboy! Bugs is fighting Daffy, while a depressed Elmer watches Bugs: And how to forget my lifelong partner, Daffy Daffy: Rabbit Season! Bugs of the Past: Duck Season! Elmer: "Suicide Season"! Pg 2 Bugs just walk back to the window Bugs: But they all made their way, Daffy got someone to support him; Yosemite Sam, Mayor and Elmer, Fudd Food INC's CEO Bugs remembers his past again, this time, Space Jam, meeting Lola for the first time Bugs: And I tried to create my path too, when I met Lola Then the scene where Lola and Bugs kiss Bugs: It seemed that she was the one for me, but a "wiseman" once said but every rose has its thorn Lola appears harassing Bugs Bugs: Lola was not only a Doll, but she was also a compulsive stalker The scene appears where Lola and Bugs are in the cinema, where Lola does not stop talking and Bugs wants her to be quiet Bugs: And once she spoke ... she never shut up Lola: GODZILLA RAP Pg 3 Then Lola appears with her new design talking to Bugs in Space Jam 2 Bugs: And after her "surgery" and her new way of behaving, yes, it was known that our relationship was going to be unstable. FLA: Look how they massacred our girl Bugs keep looking at the rain, drawing 2 hearts on the misted glass Bugs: Since then I have been alone, you know what it is for a rabbit to be alone Bugs puts his face against the window, trying to focus on something or someone Bugs: What is that? A person is waiting for the bus, in the storm, just covered with a hood Bugs: Hm ... maybe I'm not lucky, but that person over there is less lucky Thunder falls and the rain falls much harder, Bugs is only shocked by this Pg 4 Bugs goes out with his umbrella to assist the person The hooded person is still in the rain, getting completely wet In that same pose, the hooded person no longer gets wet Bugs is offering his umbrella to the hooded person Bugs: Come on, you're getting wet, buses and taxis won't go anyway in this weather Bugs and the hooded person enter the rabbit house Bugs: You can wait here until the storm ceases Pg 5 Person removes hood, revealing identity, Penelope Pussycat Penelope: Thanks, Bugs Bugs is amazed to see who it is Bugs: Penelope? Penelope Pussycat? Penelope: Yes, I am. I haven't seen you for years * F L A S H B A C K * Bugs remembers when he acted in Carrotblanca Bugs: If you want to know something, there was someone before Lola Penelope is shown when she acted in Carrotblanca with Bugs Bugs: And that was her, Penelope The final scene of Carrotblanca is shown, with the two about to kiss under the parachute Director: AND CUT! BRAVO! Bugs: But WB avoided it A producer leads Penelope by the hand, while Bugs tries to follow her, but some WB executives avoid it Producer: Well now come here, you must go back to the skunk Penelope: But... Bugs: WAIT, PENELOPE! Pg 6 Bugs secretly starts dating Penelope, now they're on a date Bugs: We try to do our best to have a relationship Bugs and Penelope are walking on the beach hand in hand Bugs: But when there is food, the vultures always hover Both are discovered by WB Bugs: And when they revealed to the world that the smoke signals were fire, they decided to take matters into their own hands. Bugs watches as Penelope tearfully signs a document Bugs: Penelope and I were made to sign a treaty that prohibited us from having close encounters, she was forced to continue her relationship with Pepe and they made me wait for Lola. Bugs says goodbye with a hug from Penelope, with the cat crying on his shoulders. Bugs: They gave us time for a "last goodbye". And since that day, I never saw her again Pg 7 Penelope and Bugs sit on the couch, and begin to tell about her life after WB Penelope: Well ... after ... our thing, I continued to market my relationship with Pepe, we even promoted phones Then we see how Pepe kisses Penelope on the cheek, but the cat is sad and looking away Penelope: I'm not complaining, he seemed to be a good lover, very affectionate, but ... Then we see how they are both fucking in a side position, but the cat is still sad Penelope: I was "blinding my eyes", "what have I become"? In someone forced to live a life that I did not ask for, because of that "The Wicked Devil" 's INC Then the cat watches as Pepe is put out of work by WB Penelope: One day, "in the blink of an eye", "the condemned" WB left Pepe unemployed for considering him very offensive and inciting abuse Pepe leaves Penelope without saying a single word to her and goes with Claudette Dupri, poor Penelope is stunned and full of doubts Penelope: Pepe "moved on through" despite everything, he met a certain Claudette and I believed that he was cheating on me with another woman Pg 8 Pepe sends a letter to Penelope, poor cat reads the paper completely sad Penelope: Although, after I found out the truth, Pepe was recruited as a secret agent. But to protect me, he had to cut off all contact with me, even our relationship We return with Bugs and Penelope, with the cat crying and covering her face Penelope: "Day by Day" I feel more and more alone Bugs: *think* Well, there are 2 of us Penelope sneezes and looks like she's going through a lot of cold Penelope: ATCHOO! Bugs: The rain water is freezing you, I better prepare the hot water Penelope goes up to take off her clothes Penelope: Thanks Bugs, I hope I don't disturb you with my presence Bugs: You're not a bother * think * You're "not an angel", you're the "angelmaker", Penny Penelope starts to open her shirt in the bathroom Pg 9 Penelope takes off her shirt revealing her bra Then she takes off the bottom revealing her panties Penelope starts to shower, while thinking aloud Penelope: After so long, I never thought I'd see Bugs again, he looks the same as the last time, he hasn't changed anything Fanservice scene, Penelope picks up the soap and when she picks it up, she shows us her entire vagina and her ass Penelope: If I could "turn back time" and "break the silence" Penelope comes out of the shower, only with a towel wrapped around her body Penelope: I would "banish the wicked" WB, break them in "pieces", and "show to the world", they're not "unbreakable" like they "believe" Pg 10 Bugs is about to take and lend some of his clothes to Penelope Bugs: I hope my clothes aren't too big for you, Penny Bugs observes that the door of the room where Penelope is, is open Penelope sits on the bed and takes off her towel Penelope: If I could, I would scream at the top of my lungs, that I don't want a relationship made, I want my own relationship, one that I decide, one that is my own decision. Penelope starts to touch her breasts Penelope: I want someone ... Bugs is spying on the naked kitten from outside the room Bugs: Is she ...? Pg 11 Penelope starts fingering her vagina and placing her hand in her mouth to avoid any sound Penelope: ... "Like Him" Bugs gets really hard, showing the bulge in his pants Penelope places both hands in her vagina and bites her own tail to make no noise. Penelope: Like Bugs Bugs starts to drop his pants revealing his erection Bugs: Sorry Penny, I know what I'm doing is a crime. Bugs starts masturbating while watching the show Bugs: But it would be a bigger crime if I don't Pg 12 Bugs starts masturbating Bugs: It would be a horrible crime, not to be able to appreciate all the beauty that your being emanates, that is something that "everones" should appreciate, and that is "the truth" Penelope keeps masturbating even faster, now with 1 hand and grabbing one of her breasts with the other one Penelope: I don't want to spend another "day away" from him, it would be the "damnation below" me that will haunt me until my last "exhale". Why am I such a coward? Bugs peeks out more to get a much better view Penelope: I'm cumming! Bugs: So do I, Penny! Bugs' body loses its balance and falls into the room Penelope turns around and discovers Bugs with his erect penis, who was jerking off with her solo show Penelope: * gasps * BUGS! Bugs: PENNY! I say PENELOPE! I can explain