NO MORE MR SONIC GUY by FurryLesbianArmy Cover: Knuckles, Shadow and Silver are sitting on the edge of the pool, above them, two photos of Sonic appear, one broken in half and the other, burned CHARACTERS: PAGES: Pg 1 We are at a pool party, there are only men (most known male characters from Sonic) We focus on Vector grilling burgers with the help of Big Silver and Espio diving, while Tails is the lifeguard Everyone is looking at the "reader" very surprised Everyone starts clapping for "someone" Pg 2 The people applauded are Amy and Blaze, who arrive at the party wearing sexy bikinis Vector: Here's the heroine! Blaze: I think you are very dear, Amy Amy: They don't applaud me, Blazy, they applaud you All the boys hug Blaze, treating her like a bro Knuckles: You did something we've wanted to do for a long time. Blaze: It was nothing, I just burned him a little Scourge talks to Amy about her girlfriend's bravery Scourge: You have a pretty popular girlfriend apparently Amy: And beautiful All the men cheer on Blaze Shadow: Three cheers for Blaze and her cute girlfriend. HIP HIP All: HORRAY! Blaze: One is enough, thank you! Amy and Blaze are embarrassed but they are happy for the attention All: HIP HIP HURRY! HIP HIP HOORAY! Amy: They can't hear you, whatever Pg 3 Amy and Blaze start looking everywhere, looking for other women Amy: Hey, what about the girls? Blaze: Don't tell me we're the only ones? Blaze yells at us for our interruption FLA: Ahem ... Blaze: DON'T START! YOU ALREADY USED THAT JOKE IN ANOTHER COMIC! Shadow, Silver and Knuckles are the ones explaining Shadow: Of course you are the only girls here, you are the only ones in all of Mobius who were never part of Sonic's harem Silver: Yes, almost all the girls we meet are with Sonic Knuckles: Well, there is Sally, but she said she was not coming, she is not emotionally well yet Guys show lesbians a picture on their phones Shadow: Besides, check out his "party" at the pool In the photo, Sonic's harem (not all the girls, but many) appears next to him in front of a giant pool, all wearing super sexy bikinis and Sonic a swimsuit Pg 4 Then the lesbians see another photo, where all the previous girls are naked, with their faces covered in cum and their creampied vaginas Knuckles: Not to mention, the real party Silver then shows them, what they have at the party, few men and two women Silver: You can't compare "that" ... to this Vector stops the talk Vector: Burgers are ready! All the guests eat burgers Scourge raises his glass Scourge: A toast, to our lesbian friends Pg 5 Everyone toasts to the couple All: Cheems! Everyone wants our girl couple to show off, Amy and Blaze get uncomfortable with this. All: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Tails defends them Tails: Hey, leave them alone! They keep their love for themselves Amy and Blaze: Thanks, Tails All: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FUCK THEM, little bitch! Everyone is having fun at the party, some in the pool Jet and Storm push Ray and Mighty into the pool Jet: Bitches overboard! Pg 6 Amy and Blaze just watch from afar Shadow and Knuckles approach them Shadow: Hmm! And then I am the antisocial Knuckles: Yeah, what are you thinking? The fun is there Amy and Blaze start talking to the boys. Shadow and Knuckles just look away Amy: Be honest guys, are you happy because we're a couple? Blaze: Or because I hurt Sonic? Shadow and Knuckles: Well ... Silver joins the chat Silver: If we have to be honest, girls, both Amy and Blaze: Both? Knuckles: THEY DIDN'T ASK YOU! Silver explains the situation, while Amy and Blaze look around Silver: Girls, just look at all the guys at this party and say what do you see? Pg 7 You can see all the boys at the party Amy: Look at what exactly? Blaze: Yeah, what do they have? Shadow and Knuckles continue the talk Knuckles: It's not what they have, it's what they don't have Amy and Blaze: What? Shadow: Look at your hands and you will understand Amy and Blaze look at one hand (Example, Amy is on the left, she looks at her right hand, Blaze is on the right, looks at her left hand) Shadow: THE OTHER HAND, YOU IDIOTS! Amy and Blaze see that they are holding hands and understand everything Silver: Now you understand, right? None of those who are here have a partner, we have no one, the only people in a relationship among all of us, it is only you 2 Shadow and Knuckles add the last details Shadow: Faker has taken all the Mobius women with him, and he didn't leave us anyone, he kept all of them Knuckles: Do you have any idea what it's like not to have someone by your side? Or not having someone to fuck you and that an idiot, presumes it to you all the time that he has 50 girlfriends and has sex all day, every day? Pg 8 Silver tells a story, you can see Silver, Shadow and Knuckles with random orange, purple and green mobians, apparently they are going out on a "date", in the distance, Sonic is watching Silver: And if we have someone ... The 3 mobians are seduced by Sonic and fall in love with him In the following image the 3 boys are looking at their phones, with tears in their eyes, but with different expressions, Silver crying a lot, Knuckles sad, Shadow crying with anger It looks like Sonic slept with the 3 girls mentioned above and the message says "3 new girls, Thanks Dork, Dorkk n Dorky" Silver: ... The next day they are no longer with us, they are with Sonic, he always wins The 3 boys walk away sad Silver: It's sad to be the ones who always lose and know that we will always lose Pg 9 Amy takes Blaze by her hand to speak privately, Amy has a lot of sadness and empathy on their faces Blaze: My little rose! where we go? Amy: We need to talk...in private Amy and Blaze talk away from the party, Amy sitting against the wall, Blaze crouched down to talk to her (FANSERVICE) Blaze: What is it? You feel good? Do you want us to go? Amy: Blaze, did you see their looks? They were looks of complete loss of faith, added to a shattered self-esteem, not to mention a broken heart and little desire to live. Blaze: How do you know so much about that? Amy: Because ... Amy remembers Sonic's harsh words, her face is completely sad Amy: ... That's how I felt after finding out that Sonic never loved me and he only saw me as a collectible edition Sonic (flashback): You`re just a Crazy Annoying Crybaby! You were nothing to me! ... Amy tries to think about how to help, since she feels empathy for the boys , Blaze sit next to her Amy: I know what they are going through, it's very ugly, and I only lived it for one day, I don't want to imagine living as long as they do. Blaze: But what can we do? Get someone to love them? Amy, be realistic. And if we did, Sonic the Asshole would manage to take them off, they themselves said it Amy and Blaze try to think, avoiding eye contact Blaze: Although if I'm honest, I don't want to see them sad either, but where do we get girls who love them or make them feel loved? Pg 10 Amy and Blaze look at each other, with some concern, but at the same time seriously They both hold hands Blaze: If you do ... I do Amy: It's for a good cause. Both girls kiss hand in hand *A FEW HOURS LATER* The Chaotix team leaves the party, apparently they are the last The only ones left at the party are Shadow, Knuckles and Silver, who are sitting on the edge of the pool. Silver: Well it was fun Shadow: Well yes Knuckles: The bad thing was the lack of girls Pg 11 Amy and Blaze are behind them, we only see their asses, from behind Amy and Blaze talk before something Blaze: Are you sure about what we are going to do? Amy: Not completely, but if we don't, no one will. The boys turn around Amy: Hey guys Blaze: Do you mind if we accompany you? Silver: Amy, Blaze, I thought you guys were gone, no of course not Amy and Blaze sit on the sides, (order is Amy, Shadow, Knuckles, Silver, Blaze) Amy: Guys, Do you promise not to get mad about what we're going to do next? Knuckles: What are you talking about? Amy and Blaze take on Shadow and Silver's faces, respectively, while Knuckles is left confused Blaze: Of this!