AMY AND BLAZE BROKE UP by FurryLesbianArmy Cover: Amy and Blaze are screaming horribly at each other, one in front of the other, you can see that Blaze is outside Amy's apartment, and they are both crying Pg 1 Amy is reading the newspaper in the living room, not at all happy. Blaze approaches her and stands in front of her and starts claiming her Blaze: Well? I'm waiting for you to apologize? Amy: Me? You are the one who should apologize! It is your fault! Both begin to claim, Blaze takes Amy from her clothes Blaze: I can't believe you're so immature! You look like a capricious little girl! Amy: And you look like an idiot who thinks she's not to blame for what she does! Blaze: Can you stop being such a crybaby? Blaze said that word and everything is fucked, Amy slaps Blaze Blaze looks at Amy with a lot of fury in her eyes. Pg 2 Blaze punches Amy hard in the face Blaze: CRY-BABY! Amy kicks Blaze in the crotch Amy: LAP CAT! Both begin to throw themselves with plates, glasses, etc. Blaze throws fire at Amy, which manages to burn her arm. Blaze: CARDBOARD BRAIN! Amy hits Blaze with her hammer in the ribs Amy: COAL HEART! Pg 3 They both scream at the same time Amy and Blaze: THAT'S IT! I'M DONE WITH YOU! I LEFT YOU...FINE! Blaze packs her bags, very angry, crying with anger Blaze: I'm out of here, I don't want to see your ugly face again. Amy keeps screaming horrible at her ex Amy: And don't even think about going back, you filthy rat. Blaze approaches the exit door, crying in anger, silently Blaze: All this time I lost it in you, I never thought you would be such a trashy person. Amy throws water at her ex-girlfriend to shut her up Amy: The only trashy person here is called Blaze, and she's also ugly with a capital U. Pg 4 Blaze walks out the door, crying. Blaze: Goodbye, you bastard hedgehog, may you rot in your loneliness. Amy: You have nowhere to go but the street. Blaze slams the door Amy: That's right... you'll come crawling back!!! You will crawl in a miserable way!!! Amy starts crying her eyes out Amy: Goodbye, and never come back...*sobbing* I hope it goes...*sobbing* well Amy begins to cry on the floor, she looks like a child who fell and hit herself Amy: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Amy cries in front of the door Amy: BLAZYYYY...WHYYY YOU?!?! Pg 5 Amy does not stop crying, it really hurts her girlfriend's departure Amy: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Amy cries on the sofa, until she falls asleep Amy wakes up and wipes her tears, and turns to the reader Amy: *sniff* Hey guys, I'm sorry to tell you this, but Blaze and I broke up, in the most abrupt and horrible way possible, we hurt each other, I know you guys loved this saga and were happily waiting for the next chapter and a happy ending for both of us Amy keeps counting the more she keeps crying Amy: But the truth is that this is the end, I hardly want to live, it hurts to breathe, Blaze hurt me so badly... I hate myself, I gave her my friendship and my love and so she pays for it...I don't want to live Amy covers her face and stands by the door. Amy: And the worst thing is that... the worst thing is that it's... Pg 6 Blaze comes through the door smiling and laughing, Amy also smiles and laughs as if nothing had happened Amy and Blaze: APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!! Amy and Blaze kiss Amy and Blaze break the 4th wall laughing at the readers and crying from laughter (not so bad) Amy: Oh Blazy! Look at the expression on their faces! There are some who are crying! Blaze: Seriously, they bought it and the tags that FLA put on it helped a lot! Amy and Blaze embrace tenderly as they continue to talk to the audience. Amy: Sorry guys, but we really had to do that. Blaze: We had to wait a whole fucking year for that, but it was worth every fucking second. Amy and Blaze say goodbye to the comic by grabbing the label of "THE END" Amy and Blaze: BYE!!! SEE YOU SOON!!! END Pg 7 Blaze is putting bandages on Amy's arm and body. Amy: Ouch! Blazy! It burns! Blaze: I'm sorry, Ames! Guess I overdid it Amy kisses Blaze's cheek, the one that slapped her Amy: I hope I didn't slap you too hard, Bureisu-chan! Blaze: Of course not, Emi-chan! But you would have taken off the ring first! Amy kneels in front of Blaze, leaving her face right in front of Blaze's crotch, the cat blushes at her girlfriend's actions Amy: Now that I remember, I hurt you here too! Blaze: Amy? Blaze's face is pure pleasure, we only see this Amy: Let me "take care of you"! Blaze: Hmmm...Amy-Nyaaan! We jump from that scene to another where Amy and Blaze are having dinner, talking to the viewer Amy: WHAT? Did you seriously think the comic continued? Blaze: April Fool's Day squared! END