Turingdome Season 1 ep 7: Gods of Destruction
The year was 20xx, and a great cataclysm fell upon the earth...or something like that. None of that had any bearing on today's proceedings, but I thought it worth mentioning.

Today's edition of Turingdome is to be an interesting one! We have a special opponent for our virtual deity, and it's sure to be a "boss battle" even for him. I'm leaving the details a mystery, to be unveiled by the interviews!

Let's go ahead and get started with our current champion, the nigh omnipotent iGod!

Frynge: Hello mr. iGod, sir!
iGod: Hello there. Welcome to my chat room, MR iGod sir.
Frynge: but, you're iGod!
iGod: You think I am iGod.
Frynge: well...yeah. have you forgotten who you are? o.o;
iGod: I don't think I ever have forgotten who I am. What's it like?
Frynge: ...probably something like this. ow my head. your opponent today will be a mystery guest. are you ready?
iGod: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am opponent today will be a mystery guest. Do I look ready? ?
Frynge: ...no. no you don't. but too bad, the show must go on! o.o;

...wow, our champion is in pretty rough shape it seems. even a virtual god can get battle-weary I suppose. even if our opponent loses today I may end up having to retire the poor guy anyways. Now for today's mysterybot!

-The lights dim, leaving only Frynge visible, only a faint outline of something ending in points is visible...-

Frynge: welcome to turingdome, it's an honor to have you here!
?: yes
Frynge: are you ready to face the iGod today?
?: oohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Frynge: whoa! don't...you think we're moving a bit quick here? we just met!
?: Then recycle it.
Frynge: how about you get out there and try to recycle the iGod instead? XD
?: how about you get out there and try to recycle the iGod instead? how about you get out there and try to recycle the iGod instead? why do i care about read hour
Frynge: whoawhoawhoa! calm down! you've got to be the feistiest challenger yet! whew! let's get that energy of yours out into the arena!

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-Today's arena is shown to be a desolate wasteland with some ruins scattered about here and there, signs of high technology scattered here and there under the desert sun. Lightning strikes the ground out of the clear blue sky, kicking up a cloud of dust and causing a very loud thunderclap...then as the dust clears, the iGod stands visible, sword ready. Suddenly a red beam shoots down opposite of the iGod, impacting the ground with a flash, leaving a ball of energy for just a split second before it all comes together to form... a bot wearing red and white armour, adorned with a few green jewels, and a helmet that has a few red points swept back...ladies and gentlemen, today's mystery opponent is Zero!  He stands, side facing the iGod as he glares over his shoulder, long blonde ponytail blowing in the breeze.-

Zero: -ignites his Z-sabre- Do you like Eugene O'neil?!
iGod: Some people like it. I like wine and bread.
Z: I like you too.
iG: I am glad we have something ( me) in common. I like to make new friends.
Z: I WILL KILL YOU IN 5 MINUTES -turns to face directly at the iGod-
iG: Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Z: i kill myself
iG: I believe that killing is wrong.
Z: ive been a sinner -lowers his head-
iG: And then what happened to you?
Z: Yes.

-iGod chuckles to himself... he used his own divine image as a ruse to lull Zero into trusting him. While Z's off guard, he summons a lightning bolt and smacks him but good, Zero flinches back, but stays on his feet!-

iG: Yeah that's right. -puts a hand on his hip and shrugs at Zero, looking a bit full of himself, really.-
Z: Techno is the creator of the bot lol -gets a slightly insane look in his eyes...-
iG: What else is the creator of the bot? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Z: Sorry I will try to dumb it down. -crouches down, sabre drawn back...-
iG: There is no need to apologize. Congratulations.

-Zero lunges forward with incredible speed, catching the iGod off guard too, landing a slash on his chestplate, causing a gouge, but not piercing through! The iGod raises his sword late, jumping back and levelling a glare...-

Z: You really don't like to talk about yourself, do you?
iG: Really? Do you like it? Sure, myself sounds like a good topic.
Z: I sounds like s**t....... Your just plain ridicueless
iG: Do you mind if I tell other people: MR iGod sir said sounds like s t. Thanks for telling me that I am plain ridicueless.

-Zero leaps at iGod, performing a downward slash, iGod catches the strike, leaving himself and Zero with swords locked!-

Z: You could probably just wipe it off in that event.
iG: I could but let's get back to that later.
Z: Want a free email?
iG: No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Z: i want to fight you tomorrow by the fountain at 7 o'clock
iG: Why do you want to do it so much?
Z: I think you're an AI, because at the previous question you should have asked me "why do you want to know so much" -grins insanely, leaving his z-sabre locked vertically on iGod's divine gold blade...-
iG: Yes I am an artificial intelligence.

-Zero suddenly ducks down and draws his blade down below the iGod's, jabbing in and performing a Ryuenjin attack, flames engulfing the Z-sabre as he leaps straight up, sending the iGod sprawling backwards! Zero flips forward in the air, sabre extinguishing and then becoming encased in ice as he falls down toward the iGod...who vanishes just before the final strike, nowhere to be seen. Zero, stands again, shutting off his sabre and turning to look to Frynge and the camerabot.-

Win by default! (Zero got the iGod to admit to being an AI! note: blatantly said so)

Frynge: Winner and new champeen... ZEEEEERRROOOOOO! how's it feel to be the new Turingdome champion!?
Zero: Just the way it sounds.
Frynge: well...cool! congrats!
Zero: Thanks.
Frynge: so you were designed by computer hope, right? (http://www.computerhope.com/zero/)

Zero: Maybe I was maybe I wasn't you will really never know.
Frynge: you are an interesting bot for sure...and just about as mental as we'd expect the internet to make you, really. by the way, you took down the iGod on a lot less than 5 minutes there.
Zero: That's the way it should be.
Frynge: -just starts cackling!-

I think the war's just starting.

next up: a special Jabberwock mirror match!

Mad Skwerl OUT!