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"description_bbcode_parsed": "THIS IS A FART/SCAT FETISH STORY, GO WAY IF ITS NOT YOUR THING
All Characters are consenting adults
All Characters are sentient quadrupeds
15k words
Okay, so first thing i have written in some years, and first time writing fetish content in even more time, so hope it is good!
I find it difficult to feel atractted to characters when we don't spent some time with them, so note that this story has lots of character interaction, introspection and story happening aside from fetish stuff; bear that in mind.
The setting is Warrior Cats as you may guessed it, but take note that i didn't was very faithful to the clan's voccabulary and therminology.
This is the story of Cedarpaw a 14 moons old medicine cat apprentice, that still hasn't gotten his full name, and is facing the burden of obedience to his mentor, Honeyeyes, even though he is a adult, and this frustrates him.
One day after discussing with her, he goes out to search for some herbs, having the help of a warrior named Gravelfang.
Both find out that there's someone refusing to use the dirtplace and shitting in the middle of the clan's territory, and Cedarpaw wants to find the culprit, letting it slip that he want to see the responsible evacuating. As the girl secretely likes the apprentice, and don't sees ways to try to grab his attention, she claims that she was the one who shat that mountain of dung.
Now she has to give him a show, but how?
If you rather read the present story in PORTUGUESE, here's a link to the story in PT-BR:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1mDSfspu_AUOdK3Y...
Please be polite, courteous and kind in the comments, treat others as you wish to be treated. Thankful.",
"writing": "Cedarpaw - Medicine Cat's Apprentice\n\nHoneyeyes - Medicine Cat\n\nGravelfang - Warrior\n\nA gentle, cold breeze blew over the clan that afternoon, and as a result, orange leaves fell from the trees, which little by little became more and more bare, indicating that the beginning of the leafless season was just around the corner. The mere harbinger of the arrival of the most difficult time for the clans was enough to make some cats start to catch colds, which forced the healers to have to collect more herbs than usual, especially since soon, the few remaining plants would be dead, so now was the time to collect everything they could.\n\nThe brown striped cat, known as Cedarpaw, was a medicine cat?s apprentice and, like all good apprentices, he was doing the boring work his mentor had assigned him, which was to look for these last herbs; he didn?t like the task, especially with how repetitive it was to look in every corner, here and then there, to find nothing, but he obeyed, complaining all the time, but he obeyed, after all he was in no position to refuse, even though he was an adult, with 14 moons on his back, and had already graduated, he still hadn?t received his name as a medicine cat, and he was still an apprentice.\n\nHe was in a field that was once full of flowers, which he swept with his eyes, looking for one, a single poppy, but in no corner among that immensity of withered flowers could he see any sign of a poppy. He sighs, looking up at the sky, cursing Honeyeyes as he remembers the discussion they had had that morning about the herbs they had stored running out:\n\nThe slender cat with shiny black fur was eating carelessly in the healers? den, watching as two apprentices who were recovering from a sprained ankle played a game of trying to guess what the other was thinking. Cedarpaw was also in the same room and was finishing changing the bandages of a warrior who had been bitten by a badger.\n\nWhen they least expected it, a spotted she-cat entered the den, the deputy, which was something she did every day without exception, but not at that time.\n\n``Cedarpaw, Honeyeyes, good afternoon'' she greets them ``I came to get Mushroomstar?s tranquilizers earlier, she?s more restless today than usual, so I?d better tame the beast right away.''\n\n``Sure, sure'' the apprentice answers quickly, finishing the bandage and running to get the pile of herbs that should already be separated, waiting.\n\nHowever, when he got to the stock, the pile was not there. Cedarpaw found the situation strange, but to save time he decided to compile another pile with the herbs that the leader needed, but when he looked for them he only found empty spaces where they should be.\n\n``Geez...'' he exclaimed\n\n``What is it, Cedarpaw?'' asks the cat with her mouth full\n\n``I can?t find the Mushroomstar herbs!'' he says, not knowing whether or not he should tell them that the stock was empty\n\n``hmmmm... maybe I used them...'' she admits ``just make another pile.''\n\n``It?s just... it seems like we ran out of the herbs she needs...'' he reveals timidly\n\n``What?'' The yellow-eyed Bombay exclaims, swallowing hard and jumping up ``what do you mean it?s gone, kid?''\n\nThe deputy's always neutral expression starts to get annoyed, and her body language becomes a little restless in the face of the situation, looking at them worriedly and judgingly, hoping that this was just a misunderstanding:\n\n``What she needs is gone, duh! There?s no more. The fennel is gone, the poppy is gone... the fresh moss is gone too.'' He lists the missing items ``There?s not much spider web, rat bile, not much...''\n\n``So there's nothing left!'' Honeyeyes concludes.\n\n``No, not all...'' He tries to soften the truth, so as not to alarm the spotted cat even more, but the more experienced medicine cat cuts him off\n\n``Hey mouse-brain, if the items we use the most are gone, then EVERYTHING is gone!'' Cedar?s mentor rebukes ``Or do you think people come here because they need laxative herbs!? Because I know that?s what you were going to say.''\n\nCedarpaw frowns the moment he hears the answer, because he was really going to point out that they still had a full stock of those herbs. Brief moments of silence follow, which are broken by the authority sighing in displeasure, before attacking them:\n\n``So let me see if i understand correctly, you mean you DIDN?T renew the stock?'' The question makes both mentor and apprentice tremble to their core.\n\nCedarpaw tries to formulate something, anything, any answer, even if it is the most lame of excuses; the striped young man opens his mouth and even gestures trying to force something out, but nothing comes, he looks sideways at his mentor and decides to do one of his classic actions, he points with his tail and one of his paws at Honeyeyes, accusing her:\n\n``I won't lie, It?s her fault! It's her turn to look for the herbs.''\n\nIndignant with the young man under her tutelage trying to put all the blame on her, the beautiful Bombay even forgets that the second highest authority in the clan was there, turns to Cedar and slaps the paw he was holding out towards her:\n\n``Noooo! I went out to get spider webs and fresh moss today!'' She denies the accusation, with hatred in her eyes\n\n``OOOOOHHH Really!? So this behavior is okay now? Do things halfway!?'' Cedarpaw retorts, almost shouting ``You?ll see then, next time i go out there, i'll get a single mint leaf and say I did my job!''\n\n``Silence!'' The tricolored female shouts, her tail lashing to reinforce her indignation ``Two medicine cats, both very experienced, and yet, you allow your work material to run out, and instead of rushing to renew it, you prefer to argue with each other as if you were two... two...'' The word she was going to say escapes the cat?s mind at the time, which makes her finish the sentence prematurely. ``I am at a loss for words in the face of the absurdity that this situation is!''\n\nThe cats lowered their heads as they listened to the scolding of the highest ranking feline in the den. Both Honeyeyes and Cedarpaw had comments they would like to make to defend themselves from the accusations, but they knew it was best to remain quiet so as not to further incite the anger of the one speaking to them. However, they did not blame her for being as furious as she was, leaving aside the fact that they had actually failed in their duty, they knew how the leader could be an unpleasant cat after a long day of commanding the clan, and it was in order to spare everyone who had close contact with her that Honeyeyes had started prescribing her tranquilizers; no one deserved to have to deal with a stressed Mushroomstar. Nuttail takes a deep breath while giving the culprits time to think about their actions, and then clears his throat before concluding:\n\n``This shouldn't have happened, we're almost in the leafless season, you should be really worried about getting as many supplies as possible before all the plants dry up and die!'' The spotted female whips her tail again. ``Just fill up that stock, before I come back!'' She demands before turning her back and heading for the exit. ``Now I'm going to have to go back there and put up with that bitch...'' she mutters, somewhat hopelessly, before leaving.\n\n``Well done, big head'' the black cat said ironically, her voice also showing some displeasure\n\n``Me?! You did well...'' For a moment, the male was going to retort in the same tone, continuing the discussion and the animosity between them, but before speaking he realized this and thought carefully, deciding to try to break the tension that had arisen between them, with a joke, something he knew would not be taken seriously ``you fat!''\n\nA thin wheeze came out of Cedar?s mentor?s chest, which was soon interrupted by laughter and revealed to be a nice and intense stifled laugh; the oldest in the room tears up and breathes with difficulty as the laughter went on for seconds and seconds. This was the most common stereotype associated with the clan?s medicine cats, that they were all very overweight, a stereotype that did not apply at all to the Bombay.\n\n``In this clan there has never been a medicine cat slimmer than me!'' the one with intense yellow eyes says, still laughing; fortunately the male?s efforts had been successful, making her put aside her hostility, as well as all the tension of failing the deputy ``My mentor was fat, the leader?s sister was fat too, that one who was caught betraying the code, very fat. Only me, only me here is in shape!''\n\n``Hey, what about me? Am I fat too?''\n\n``You?re not a medicine cat'' Meows with a cynical smile on her face, giving him some time to answer, but since he doesn?t react, the mentor continues ``But since you brought it up, you better start taking it easy on the hares, otherwise soon you?ll look like a kittypet.''\n\n``Hmmph!'' Feigns indignation ``I wanted to know how you keep that sculpted little body of yours, even though you eat like a bear.'' he raises an eyebrow.\n\n``Hm? Do you want me to tell you, do you? Maybe one day...''\n\nA shadow projects itself into the room thanks to the light provided by the sun, making the one that was talking, fall silent in an instant and freeze at the sight, imagining that the superior was returning for whatever reason; Cedar, noticing the teacher?s reaction, quickly turns towards the entrance of the cave, instantly following the same line of reasoning as the other. Even without communicating, it was very clear what it was, and it could only be her returning. He shivers from head to toe.\n\nIn the brief moment that those responsible for the den have to do something, the male, with no creativity left to come up with more excuses, hides behind his coworker, ignoring the fact that they were practically the same size, despite the almost 30 moons difference between them. As for the she-cat, standing still, there was nothing to do. Now they would hear an even more serious and longer scolding, because when Nuttail ordered something, she wanted it done quick. But maybe there was a way for her to avoid this...\n\n``Cedarpaw, you... you insolent!'' Exclaims the mentor, pretending to be giving the youngest a lesson, hoping that Nuttail would see that she was already reprimanding him, and not start a litany because his orders were not being done yet ``How come you are here stalling while Mushroomstar needs her tranquilizers?'' She asked, turning to him at the end of the sentence.\n\nThe apprentice did not have time to feel any emotion, because from the position he was in he could see that the cat that entered the room was not the one they feared, on the contrary, standing at the entrance of the den, worried and looking for something, was Gravelfang, a chubby female with long gray and marbled fur, which only reinforced her rounded contours, a warrior who is a great friend of the two healers, especially the brown-furred feline.\n\n``Oh, thanks to the StarClan!'' He murmurs softly ``Relax Honey, it?s just Gravelfang'' He quickly stands up and waves for his friend to come closer, who in turn, opens a huge smile when she sees him.\n\nStill worried, Honeyeyes turns back to the entrance, finding the chubby figure of the girl slowly approaching.\n\n``Oh my little stars, i?m too old to be going through these strong emotions anymore...'' The older girl says, shaking her head in disapproval, before raising her voice again ``Cedar, get out of here! You have work to do!''\n\n``Hm? I have work? `Mrs. general' told us both to fill the stock!'' The apprentice protests, looking back at the medicine cat.\n\n``I know what she said, but...'' She looks at the mice she was eating, eager to get back to what she was doing ``if we both leave...'' She looks around, looking for something she can use to justify her stay, finding the newcomer and putting her paws on her ``Who?s going to take care of this brave sick warrior?! Oh! Just feel this fever!''\n\n``Honeyeyes... I?m fine...'' The girl says a little awkwardly, not quite understanding what was going on ``I?m just hot because I was sunbathing.'' \n\nCedar puts a paw on his friend?s forehead, noticing that the high temperature was superficial and concentrated in her fur, something that wouldn?t happen if it really was a fever, and has to control the anger he feels towards his mentor for avoiding her duties again. He says nothing, just stares at the black cat, who continues trying to excuse herself:\n\n``But who?s going to take care of the other patients, huh?'' She asks rhetorically, triumphantly ``Because, what if that badger on the loose claims more victims? I?m sorry, I can't leave.''\n\nThe young man?s clear eyes narrow as he tries again not to let his emotions overflow, a task that his teacher was making more and more complicated. Unlike the last time, now he couldn?t remain silent:\n\n``Look at that, Gravel'' He comments, turning his gaze to the gray cat ``This is our medicine cat, the one responsible for the health of the entire clan, lying to avoid her duty! How shameful...'' He vents, expecting some kind of support from the other.\n\nThe youngest female in the den didn?t want to get involved in the middle of the arguments between the two, mainly because she still had no idea what this argument was about; she was friends with both of them so she didn?t want to take sides, but at the same time, she was trying to get closer to her crush, so...\n\n``I?m sure that badger isn?t around, I was on the patrol that scared him away from the surroundings'' She does her best to lie ``I think you could go with Cedar... and do what you have to do... I?m sure that knowing him, he doesn?t even know how to do it and that?s why he wants your... supervision!''\n\n``Hah! Woe betide that kid if he doesn?t know how to find some chamomile!'' She threatens ``And what would really be a shame would be if, in addition to having nothing in our supply, none of us were here to deal with some serious case. Now, go, go, go! Hurry, because in a little while `Mrs. general' will show up again!'' She reinforces by giving the striped cat a few paws on the head to expel him.\n\nUnsatisfied, the male leaves the inside of the den with his tail lashing from side to side. He knew it was useless to continue arguing, all he would gain from it would be the risk that the spotted cat would reappear, which would complicate the situation for both of them.\n\nWhen he leaves the den, he is surprised by the furry warrior appearing at his side and apologizing:\n\n``I?m really sorry, I didn?t know what to say in there...''\n\n``Don?t worry, I?m already used to her bossing me around...'' says the tom-cat sullenly.\n\n``I don?t know what you have to do, but... I can help!'' says the chubby female with a reassuring smile ``Yeah! I?ll help!''\n\nA sincere smile forms on the apprentice?s lips:\n\n``Really? Wouldn?t that interfere with your commitments or something? I?ll have to look for some herbs to fill the stock. It?ll take a while.''\n\n``Interfere?'' Seeing his crush smiling happily like that makes his smile go silly. To hide it, the young woman looks away. ``No way! Let?s go!'' She meows and runs out of the camp.\n\nInitially the memory brought anger to the pale-eyed striped feline, reminding him of how he hated continuing to be an apprentice, even though he was already an adult and there was nothing left to learn; he felt like he was being held hostage by a conspiracy designed to keep him a servant. He hated all of this, all this subordination and all this nonsense, but at least it had resulted in something positive today: He was together with his old friend.\n\nThe two had been close since they were cubs, and had even become warrior apprentices at the same time, before he switched and became a medicine cat apprentice. She had already been recognized as a warrior, and he becoming a healer would take a while, since that would only happen when Honeyeyes retired, but fortunately, even though life had taken them on different paths, they had never stopped being friends.\n\nTaking one last look around and finding as many poppies as he had found all afternoon, he decided to raise his voice and ask his helper, who might be having more luck than he:\n\n\"Gravel, any sign of poppies?\"\n\nOn the other side of the field of flowers, the long-haired female signaled negatively to him. Already without hope, Cedarpaw signaled for her to come closer, himself abandoning the search, starting to walk towards her friend. The male was very lucky to have the warrior?s help, alone, covering the entire area and all the necessary herbs would take twice as long, and night would soon arrive.\n\nThey both meet halfway, and he sighs before speaking, but she is quicker:\n\n``Hey Cedar, did you find anything? On that side, all the ones I found are already wilted.''\n\n``There?s nothing on this side either... I don?t think we?ll find anything in this flower field, icetime is already knocking on the door, it?s already too late...'' He answers, sitting down discouraged, not seeing any point in the search.\n\n``Oh no, don?t say that! We?ll find it! We have to find it!'' She assures with fire in her eyes, sitting down too and wrapping her thick tail around the other. ``Maybe if we take a look at the border, near the lake, there?s another cluster of flowers there, maybe we?ll get lucky there.''\n\nThe male appreciates the gesture, and snuggles into the touch of the cat of the same age; she talked about continuing to look, but he had had enough of this stupid search for today, damn it, poppy! He would just take the other missing items and tell the truth: there are no more, it?s over. The leader would unfortunately continue to be stressed until leafrise, there was nothing to do.\n\nThe boy had no idea what he was doing with the other?s little heart, by leaning on her like that, the warrior was all embarrassed, smiling like an idiot, her heart racing as she screamed internally; she knew she shouldn?t harbor the feelings she had for the medicine?s apprentice, because it was against the law, but... she couldn?t help it. Ever since they were apprentices, she had liked him, they even had a quick fling during that time, but it all ended when he became a medicine cat and that broke her heart. Gravelfang had tried to forget about it, and get involved with other guys, but none of them could make her feel the way she felt with him. He was a liar, lazy, and for whom she was a squire, someone who had to cover for him and help him in his schemes... in fact, she was more like an accomplice... but that was what she liked, it was exciting to live like that. She wanted to go back to that life, back to his life.\n\nA few minutes had passed since they stopped, the afternoon was above them and moving away as nightfall was getting closer and closer. Gravel had already noticed that the other, well accommodated, did not intend to get up in the near future, and as much as the female also wanted to stay that way, she had to take some action, otherwise her crush would not complete his task.\n\n``Come on, let?s get what?s pending before Nuttail herself comes to get us'' She suggests, getting up\n\n``...'kay, let's go... but let?s leave that poppy aside and get the other pendencies, i?ll figure that one out later.'' He also gets up ``There?s fennel up ahead somewhere, let?s start with that.''\n\nThe girl agrees without objection and they both walk unhurriedly through the already dry and lifeless flowers, stepping on them without fear:\n\n``You know... Sometimes I wonder how things would be now, if you had become a warrior. Who knows, maybe you would end up as a deputy, just like you wanted!'' The young adult digress, trying to find an excuse to talk about her feelings.\n\n``It's true, right? I was super obsessed with it when I was younger!'' Cedar recalls, getting a little nostalgic ``Just imagine, me being real with Mushroomstar: `Do you think the world revolves around you?'. She would learn to be less spoiled.''\n\n``I wonder which of you two would go crazy first, you with her delusions, or her with your swagger?'' She chuckles.\n\n``Oh really?'' Is caught off guard by the end of the other's sentence, which he knew was a compliment; Gravel used to compliment him like that ``...my swagger?''\n\n``Yes, yes, you are all swagger and defiant!'' Usually when they said that, to the brown feline, it was something negative, but not coming from her lips ``The little girls from our apprentice days loved that, they went crazy! I?m sure the Leader would go crazy too, but not in a good way.''\n\nThe conversation distracts the medicine cat in training, and he barely realizes that they have already reached the fennel area, but when he does, he bends down to pick the plants, taking advantage of the moment to feel a little proud of the revealed feat:\n\n``Seriously? Wow... I had a bright future with them and I didn't even know it, what a shame that this information reached me a few moons late, I would have done well!'' He gives a self-confident smile, teasing his friend ``Wow, I even regret having chosen celibacy''\n\n``Well, you know, you made a mistake.'' The marbled warrior bends down to help him collect resources ``All these girls there and you here guarded by the code, what a tragedy!'' She says dramatically ``You know, I wonder how many times you would come up and say: ``No, no! That's the girl of my life!''\n\n``Back then I was much more impulsive than I am today, so anything was possible...'' A spark of a very acrid odor licks Cedarpaw's nostrils, it's tiny and very brief, but the smell that minuscle portion of material carries is particularly unpleasant. He knew what kind of odor it was, and smelling it outside the designated area completely messes him up. What a bad time.\n\n``I'm sure you would have tasted them all. I wonder... what would have happened to me if it had been like that...'' Notices how the other seems distracted and sniffing the air, quickly starting to do the same ``Is there a problem? Is it that badger?'' She doesn't find the trail she expected, but the same strong stench that her friend had detected.\n\n``You would be the first, just like you were...'' He had heard everything, but his mind was elsewhere, focused on the stench in the air, so his answer is vague and generic. ``Badger? No, it?s something else...'' Without further ado, he follows the direction indicated by his sense of smell, feeling an itch in his balls.\n\nThat smell... carrion with earthy notes and something else, that was the smell of feces and it wasn?t from any animal, it was from another cat. If they were close to some border, it could be the marks used to demarcate the boundaries, but that wasn?t the case. Someone had intentionally come to this corner of the territory and shit here, in the open air, even though the dirtplace was next to the camp, the place everyone went, and that everyone had to use to do their business.\n\nIt could be an invader, there was always that possibility, but the apprentice didn?t think anyone would try to invade them from that side, which bordered a mountainous and difficult-to-access region; it had to be someone from inside. The cat?s hopes lay there.\n\nHis sense of smell guided him to some bushes, protesting incessantly thanks to the oppressive scent of shit, which in fact, was much more intense than that of the vast majority of the feces the male had ever smelled, even working as a medicine cat. He couldn?t help but wrinkle his nose in response to something so intense, even though he found pleasure in such things. Given the prominence of the pestilence, whoever had done this probably hadn?t even bothered to bury their `dirt.'\n\nWalking around the bushes, he found the pile of excrement on the other side; the boy?s eyes widened in astonishment at the size of the monstrosity. In all these moons at his job, he had treated several patients with severe cases of constipation, and yet Cedarpaw had never seen a pile this huge. It wasn?t just enormously large, the only word that could describe it was... colossal... Could it really have been made by a cat? Maybe it had been a cougar? No, no... it couldn?t have been anything less than a bear to produce that amount... However, that was clearly not bear feces...\n\nHis sexual member quickly leaves its sheath, throbbing heavily between his legs.\n\nWhile the brown feline had difficulty believing that one of his own kind could be capable of expelling something of this size, the female approached, even though apprehensive, disturbed by how terrible the odor was even from a distance. Gravelfang put her paws on her crush's back, then lifting the upper half of her body in this way, and coming across the horrific sight: a dark-colored trunk of shit, showing more than a tail long and a paw wide, with a rocky appearance, covered and surrounded by a sea of ??disgusting, thick, caramel-colored diarrhea. A few steps ahead, another log, even lighter, and yellowish this time, being a little less thick than the other, but much longer, this one was coiling around itself before falling over and starting to pile up disorganizedly on the ground, deforming under its own weight. To top it off, the lower leaves of the bush were practically all covered in the most liquid material expelled in this monumental shit; even the tallest leaves had a worrying amount of splatter on them.\n\nThe scene is so impressive and disconcerting that the warrior had lost her speech. All she can do for now is stare at the fecal disaster in silence.\n\nThe male?s thoughts run wild in his head, lustful thoughts, all containing the mysterious troublemaker responsible for this mess; he didn?t even feel the weight of the other on him, all he had in his head was the vision before him, and the only coherent thing that came to his mind was:\n\n\"Who did this?\" he mutters. \"StarClan! I have to know who did this! Fuck! Whoever did this must have expelled at least half their own weight... If not more!\" he exclaims, raising his voice, not caring that his long-time friend heard his fascination. \"Who would be a creature of such perfection to be able to accomplish such a feat? I need this person in my life~''\n\nThe poor girl hadn?t even recovered from the shock of seeing this abomination, and out of nowhere the cat she had feelings for was confessing the filthiest of interests... At first she even thought he was worried about the health of the shitter, but soon his words became a confession, one she didn?t wanted to hear, but that for some reason sounded a little familiar...\n\n``What... what are you talking about, Cedar?'' She asks, perplexed ``What madness is this?''\n\n``Who did this, this cat is someone worth breaking the code for~'' He affirms, daydreaming, before becoming confused by the question directed at him ``Hm? Why that tone, Gravel? Are you surprised? I?ve told you this before'' He says with a weak smile ``Back when we started dating, don?t you remember?''\n\nStill on the lighter male?s back, the she-cat looks him in the eyes, astonished; he had never told her anything of sort, she would remember a confession like that! Or... did he? Looking back, to the day she had confessed to him, there was something the cat had actually said, he had asked her jokingly if she wouldn?t mind dating someone weird like him, someone who liked to watch others relieve themselves, to which she had answered yes without hesitation, because that was a joke... wasn?t it...?\n\n``Thinking about it now, you had already mentioned it... but it was a joke.''\n\n``...No, I was being honest, that kind of thing is my thing, you know?'' He says a little awkwardly; he thought she had known about it for a long time.\n\n``But you never said anything again!''\n\n``It?s because you didn?t react, and since it?s not a very pleasant subject I thought it best not to talk about it anymore, especially since we broke up later and I became a medicine cat and such, so that was two more reasons for me not to talk about it.'' The apprentice clarifies. ``...If I had known you didn't know I would have kept quiet today. I must have sounded completely crazy, didn't I?''\n\nThe girl?s world collapses, it was too much information at once; first discovering that the person she was trying to win back has a strange fetish, then realizing that he had already confided this to her, and that she could have tried to please him with it before but never did because she never really believed him... Gravelfang feels a little bad about her ignorance.\n\nHowever, an idea occurs to her, the most absurd idea she had ever had.\n\nShe wanted to get back into his life, right? Regardless of whether it was against the code or not, she wanted him, didn?t she? Well, he had this unusual interest, which she had just discovered, and he was dying to find out who would have unloaded such a load, even declaring that \"Who did this, this cat is someone worth breaking the code for~\", so if she wanted him back, she would have to be that person. \n\n``Oh my, Cedar... I'm really sorry, I always thought it was just a joke...'' Finally gets her paws and upper half, off of her romantic interest's back, and only now does she realize that his rod was full erect, which makes her have silly thoughts ``... Because if I had known this before, if you had told me this yesterday, I would have called you to witness this spectacle!'' She starts to fable as best she could; this was the moment that would define her life ``I never thought that anyone in this clan could find attractive my excretions, which are so exaggerated and... execrable!'' Meows pretending to be embarrassed, and looks away.\n\n``Wait...'' Incredulous with what her friend is telling him; his cock throbs and starts to secrete pre-cum, which was already in production because of the lucky find, but the revelation doubles this and makes the material overflow. He glances at the pile of waste beside him before looking back at her, having trouble imagining her in that situation. ``...So it was you?'' he asks, wanting to believe her.\n\nThe boy trusted the girl a lot and didn?t believe she would lie to him, especially about something like that... He had some idea that she wanted to get back together, but he didn?t imagine that she could use his perversion as a means, so he had no reason to doubt her... Maybe this was a joke? It would make sense considering that she thought he was joking in the past, and if that was the case, it would be a good joke... however, her tone was very serious, Gravelfang couldn?t tell jokes without laughing...\n\nAgain, the boy had no reason not to believe her, but... there was something that made him unable to truly believe what she said.\n\nThe cat remained with her face turned away, still pretending, and because of the distrust hanging in the air, she didn?t look at him or answer anything, afraid of revealing guilt in her eyes or in her voice. Her heart raced. Could she really be that bad of a liar?\n\nAt the same time, the warrior could not remain silent. She had to do something, otherwise she would really seem untrue, but what could she do...?\n\nSilence reigns, and this should have been the sign that this negative intuition about the veracity of the story was correct, but instead, the apprentice wanted so much to believe that it really was his friend, that he was starting to fall for her lies, and the possibility that it really was her, makes his eyes shine.\n\nTo put the final nail in the coffin, the female turns her face back to him, lowers her head, and answers his last question:\n\n``...It was me...'' She says with a guilty tone, letting out a little fart, and reacting to it with astonishment, as if it were not on purpose.\n\nPppptt!\n\nWhen the chubby cat does this, it?s the brown and striped feline?s turn to be start feeling silly.\n\nHe sniffs the air eagerly, looking for the gas that the warrior had just emitted, and it?s hard to discern it with the other odor as intense as it was, but he manages to do so; the aroma wasn?t nearly as aggressive, and although the fundamental notes of the smell were similar, the other tones were different, but Cedarpaw doesn?t pay attention, as he was already conditioned to believe the story.\n\nA huge smile takes over his face, and he starts to laugh:\n\n``For StarClan?s sake, Gravel! How long has it been since you went to the dirtplace?'' That more playful tone returning to his voice ``Speaking of which, how could you drop something like that on me in the middle of the clan?s territory? Was there a long line?''\n\n``Oh... yeah... more or less...'' The words he uses make her feel really embarrassed ``It was during the hunting patrol this morning, I was here and it's super far from the camp, right? And I still hadn't caught an acceptable amount of food, so I couldn't go back even if I wanted to.'' Makes a pause think of the next answer ``Uuuhhh... How long? Well... It's been so long that I don't even know anymore! But is that something you ask a lady?''\n\n``You'd be surprised, but yes, I deal with this kind of case from time to time, and I always ask! Well, if you were having trouble evacuating, you should have stopped by the infirmary, I could have fixed that in no time~'' He punctuates the sentence with a wicked laugh.\n\n``That's exactly why I didn't go, I didn't want you to find out about something so delicate and personal.'' As her friend's speech became more and more confident and suggestive, Gravelfang became more and more embarrassed, which only helped her to submerge herself more and more into the character. She was already blushing at this point. ``But of course, it was because I didn't know about this interest of yours yet.''\n\n``So you didn?t want me to know... Is that why you came along to look for herbs with me? To get me away from this area?''\n\n``Of course!'' She exclaims without hesitation, even though she has no idea how the medicine cat had come to that conclusion ``But look, it seems like I ended up failing, right... haha''\n\nBoth young adults look at each other silently, as desire burns in the brown cat?s eyes; it had been a few seasons since he had looked at the girl like that, and it was precisely that feeling that she wanted so much to rekindle within her ex.\n\nThe young woman gets happy when realizes it, however, the fact that she has to resort to such low methods bothers her a little, not only morally, but also makes her feel a little insecure about her ability to get her man back. Was she really capable of doing this without the use of tricks?\n\n``Well, if you really wanted to hide it, the first step would have been to bury it, ain't it?'' He can barely finish the sentence before starting to laugh at his own joke.\n\nAbsorbed in uncertainties, she could not have been more taken by surprise than by the apprentice being himself. The marbled warrior?s voice wavers at this joke, she wanted to laugh, but at the same time, she had to think of an excuse for the real culprit?s lack of decency:\n\n``But... But... how do you expect me to bury this?'' She asks, pointing to the ocean of shit next to her, quickly succumbing to the joke the other had made ``Seriously! It would take me a few hours! Like, look at the size of this shit!'' She loses her character.\n\nCedarpaw?s laughter intensifies at his old friend?s reaction, and he has to sit down; even when he starts to pant and his belly starts to hurt, he still can?t stop laughing. The cat rests his paw on one of the female?s front paws and looks her in the eyes:\n\n``Call me next time and I?ll help you bury it!'' He meows weakly through his ragged breathing.\n\n``O-Okay, I?ll call you!'' She knew that eventually the conversation would get to this point, after all, it had been her first talk on the subject ``How about tomorrow?'' Proposes without even thinking.\n\n``Tomorrow?'' The striped male chokes, becoming serious at the same time and taking a few seconds to catch his breath. He didn?t expect the proposal to come so quickly ``Of course I want it!''\n\n``Tomorrow at nightfall, how about it?'' The deceitful woman knew that she wouldn?t even be able to come close to producing that unrealistic amount, no matter how much she held or how much she ate, so the best option she had to try to keep this crazy plan was to give her crush what he wanted right away, but in circumstances that they both knew would not be able to compare to what they had seen today. Again, this wasn?t a good idea, but it was the best she could do, so that was what was going to be done ``I just hope that by then I can overcome my stage fright'' She concludes with a shy giggle.\n\n``Aaaawwn'' He melts as he hears the other pretending to be shy ``You?re cuter than I remembered!'' He grabs His ex?s whiskers ``So, around this hour then? Great. I?ll have to see what I can do to get out at that time, but I?ll do my best...'' Only then does the lad realizes the time, looking around and seeing the twilight above them. He had completely forgotten the time ``StarClan! The herbs!''\n\nHe yells, letting go of the other?s whiskers and running back to where they had left the little bit of fennel they had extracted. If it were possible to see his skin beneath the hair, you would see how pale he was with terror. A fear of not being able to hook the other, takes over the chubby feline?s heart, but she doesn?t entertain it, and runs after the medicine cat, after all, she had promised to help him collect the herbs.\n\nThe moon was already high in the sky when Cedarpaw?s figure slipped into the healers?s den. It was so late that he knew his mentor would be asleep, so he was just careful not to make any noise, but he didn?t worry about not being seen. He hurried to the storeroom and dropped the packages with the herbs on the floor, unwrapping them, and beginning the task of putting them in their proper places. \n\nConcentrating on his work, he only noticed that the black cat was there, behind him, a heartbeat or two before she spoke:\n\n``Look who showed up! What took you so long? Did you go get the herbs from the neighboring clan?s territory?'' She asks ironically, and visibly irritated.\n\nThe youngest swallows hard, startled by the sudden appearance of his superior:\n\n``Good night to you too, and no, I didn?t invade any clan today, I took so long because I wasted a lot of time looking for poppies.'' He spits something out as quickly as he can, so as not to give the impression that he was disturbed by her presence, therefore, there was nothing wrong ``You should have seen it, there?s nothing else! Nothing! But our praiseworthy leader needed it, so I kept looking, and look at the time!''\n\n``Sorry, I already knew about the poppy, I forgot to tell you'' She laughs\n\n``Hmpf! Sometimes I think you do it on purpose...''\n\nA cynical smile stretches from one end of the Bombay?s mouth to the other:\n\n``Sometimes yes...'' Although the smile remains, her voice becomes more serious ``The truth is that you took so long, that I even thought I had lost another apprentice! Like, that badger is still out there, right?''\n\nCedar thinks that the healer was being serious for a moment, and is moved, but when he turns around to confirm his suspicion, his expectations are shattered when he sees the cat still smiling cynically, which makes him roll his eyes:\n\n``Turn your mouth away, Honeyeyes!'' He protests, snorting. His biggest annoyance was with her having played with his feelings, not what was actually said ``Be careful what you say!''\n\n``And you should be careful with what you do'' Now her tone was accusatory, and if the male turned around, he would see that her expression had also changed. The accused?s heart races, and he drops some herbs he had just arranged. What was she talking about? She knew he was flirting with his ex? ...Had anyone seen them?\n\nIn doubt, he remains silent.\n\n``The young medicine cat and the young warrior take a quick escape to the flower field, and only reappear late at night... I?ve seen this movie before, I know how it ends.''\n\nHe?s not sure, she didn?t seem to know... But what if she did know? What to say, what to say, what to say?\n\n``Your silence says it all.'' The more experienced feline turns to leave ``You?re young, I know how it is, all you want is to get it on, just once, but trust me... there?s no time to regret it.'' She says tiredly, before leaving.\n\nLeft with these words echoing in his mind, the cat continues to organize the stock, trying to pretend he wasn?t worried about the fact that she knew he was getting cozy with Gravelfang again.\n\nThe furry warrior had returned to the clan with her crush, but she hadn?t entered the camp with him, giving some lame excuse about needing to meet up with the night patrol she was scheduled to join. She then moved a little away from the camp and sat on the grass of the plain, looking at herself and at what she was doing. A part of her had never stopped telling herself that this was a terrible idea and that this whole plan made no sense, but now that was away from the cat she had feelings for, she could analyze what she was doing more cautiously.\n\nWhat had that been? What had that whole conversation been about? What had she agreed to? What was she thinking?\n\nHer gaze was lost in the night horizon, contemplating these questions, while weakly shaking her head in denial.\n\nShe was lying to her friend, so she could fulfill the most repulsive request any cat had ever made of her, simply because she wanted to date the healer again. There was so much wrong with that sentence alone!\n\nWorse than that! There was NOTHING right about this whole story!\n\nFirst, she wanted the medicine?s apprentice, a cat destined for celibacy, someone who had an oath to keep, and she shouldn?t interfere; yet there she was, ruining a virtuous man.\n\nSecond, in order to get back to his life, she was lying to him, who by the way had been her friend practically since they were born, and yet, she was spitting on the trust that the cat placed in her.\n\nThird, the young woman was going to use her crush?s newly discovered perversion to try to win him back, and this fantasy he had was not at all common, but rather the most depraved and disgusting thing she had ever heard of; she had no idea that someone could genuinely like something as absurd as that. The memories of Cedar?s phrases fill her with disgust and the thought of being watched in such a situation fills her with discomfort.\n\nFourth, okay, if she truly thought that was the way, then it was okay... she could be as blind as she wanted to be, but how could Gravelfang be so ignorant, to the point of believing that she would be able to produce as much as whoever the hell the bastard was, who had shit more than the entire clan throughout the day?\n\nAnd if she really did that, if she managed to please him, who said he would come back into her life?\n\nTime slips away as she reflects on it.\n\nShe felt guilty for her moral deviations and uncomfortable and pressured by the obscenity she would have to do, however, the desire she felt for that cat still spoke louder; Gravelfang could win him back without needing to lower herself so much, but what if she couldn?t? All this madness was no guarantee either, but she was maximizing her chances.\n\nThe chubby girl wanted him back at any cost.\n\nFeeling even more confident and determined after the reflection, the warrior stood up and headed back to camp. She had no idea how she could maximize her... excretion, but eating like a horse was probably the way to go.\n\n- I?m sure he must know a thing or two about it... Maybe Honeyeyes... Oh, if only I could ask!\n\nThe chubby feline with long, soft fur wakes up with a start. She looks around the warriors' den, looking for the entrance, and realizes that it is still early. Since she was only going out in patrol in the afternoon, she goes back to sleep. She doesn?t have the strength to stay awake even if she really tries.\n\nShe woke up again a few hours later, at sunhigh. Weakened, the cat tries to get up, but her legs fail her, and she falls back onto the moss bed; her stomach churned and turned; it was painful and impressive how eating so much could cause such discomfort.\n\nThe girl had eaten about three hares, two doves and a whole snake, much more than she was used to, her stomach had not liked it, and now was feeling pain and the urge to vomit. She had overdone it.\n\nTo deal with such an excessive amount of food, her body was imitating that of a snake, sleeping and avoiding any movement to spend all her energy digesting.\n\nUnfortunately, there were things the warrior needed to do, she couldn?t stay lying down all day... unless she went to the infirmary... but that would ruin her plan, so it wasn?t an option. Drawing strength from where she didn?t even know she had, the cat got to her feet and with great difficulty headed for the exit.\n\nShe takes a peek at the camp before leaving, checking to see if the one she was in love with wasn?t there; not seeing him, she leaves the den. \n\nGravelfang was already chubby, but thanks to her feast, her figure was even rounder. The unaware might even think she had gained a few pounds overnight, or if they were truly inattentive, they might even think she was pregnant. The female was looking for the patrol that would leave at that time, but she couldn?t see them at the entrance to the camp, where they should be, but since it was still early, she didn?t stress about it. She was going to sit there and wait for them. Since there was no one around, she even took the opportunity to relieve some of the pressure: \n\nppppbbbtt! \n\nTime goes by and still no one. Had they changed the patrol schedule? But it couldn?t be, because she was always there at that time every day... Who knows, maybe they had brought it forward... Maybe because of that badger? Gravel had no idea. She was getting worried.\n\nWhen she least expects it, they approach her, however, it is not any of her patrol colleagues, but rather Honeyeyes. The medicine cat had seen the other from afar, and upon catching a glimpse of the warrior, her heart stopped, she could not say for sure, but from afar the chubby cat seemed... to be pregnant. She had to check it out.\n\n``Good morning Gravelfang'' Says the velvety-voiced Bombay, looking the warrior up and down ``Or should it already be good afternoon?''\n\n``Oh! Good morning Honeyeyes!'' Meows amicably, without even suspecting that the other female knew about the affair she was having with her apprentice ``Well, while I haven?t had lunch yet, it?s still morning for me, haha''\n\n``Hahaha, I always say the same thing!'' Up close, the experienced healer could see that things were not what they feared, and she couldn?t help but sigh in relief, which she knew wouldn?t go unnoticed by the youngest, so she tried to justify it by addressing a topic that would make sense for her reaction ``Gravelfang, thank you very much for helping my lazybones yesterday, I?m sure that if you hadn?t gone with him, he would have only came back in the morning, out of spite.''\n\n``Don't worry, you're welcome, I know how difficult Cedar can be to deal with, but is that he?s very dependent, you know?'' She giggled\n\n``Men are like that, am i right?'' She laughed too, before excusing herself to leave ``Well, I have to go back to the infirmary to treat some patients, so see you. Come by later!''\n\n``I?ll stop by when I get back from patrol, then I?ll bring you one of those jays you like!''\n\nThe cat with shiny black fur didn?t answer, just nodded before returning to her den. She would like to have a word with the other about her corrupting her apprentice, but the middle of the clan was not a good place for this, and the truth is that it was not up to her to do that, having this kind of conversation with Cedarpaw was her obligation as a mentor, but Gravelfang was already a warrior, she had to know what she could and could not do.\n\nAlmost in sync with the older female's departure, the clanmates who would go on the afternoon patrol began to arrive, and without delay the group left the clan for the routine inspection.\n\nEven with this extra time she had to rest before getting down to business, the rotund cat was still not in a condition to walk long distances, and ended up not contributing much to the activities of the excursion.\n\nWhen they returned, it was already late, around the same time that the young woman had gone to meet her crush the day before, and the girl would do the same thing today if she weren?t dead. This had been the most excruciating walk around the clan she had ever taken, her stomach bubbling and burning as it shook heavily with each step, which only intensified the pain. At least now digestion was almost complete and her belly no longer hurt.\n\nHowever, the urge to defecate was already here, before the time agreed with the healer?s apprentice.\n\nThe obsessed cat had chosen that time for a reason. It was usually around that time that she went to the dirtplace to evacuate, every day without fail. By going to help the boy, she had already violated her routine, but she had taken advantage of this disturbance to her biological clock, to use the opportunity to accumulate more fecal matter, however, as the minutes passed, it was becoming more and more difficult to hold it in. Maybe it would be better to stop by the medicine cats? den and warn Cedarpaw?\n\nGravelfang frowned, unsure of what to do. Her friend had already said that he would have difficulty leaving at that agreed time, but that he would plan for it. Therefore, if she showed up there before the scheduled time, he might be busy or something. But with the contents of her intestines exerting increasing force against her back door, she didn?t have many options left. The problem would be what to do if she timed herself to arrive while they were performing some delicate procedure. Certain of her decision, she hunts for a jay in the fresh-kill pile, and armed with the bird, heads to the healers? den.\n\nUpon entering the space, she came across the male with light eyes feeding, and his mentor preparing a package of herbs, which was probably intended for the leader.\n\nSeeing her enter, Cedarpaw gives her a reproachful look, as if telling her not to go in there. Confused, the warrior stopped and tried to understand why he was looking at her like that. He didn?t seem busy, nor was there a single patient there, so he wouldn?t be busy any time soon... Was there something she wasn?t seeing? Was it because the deputy hadn?t gone to get the herbs yet and must be furious with the duo?\n\n``Ah, Gravelfang, you?re right on time!'' Exclaims the black cat ``Actually, a little late because I just ate, but I?ll accept the treat.''\n\n``Don?t bother, I?ll eat it for you.'' Interjects the apprentice, pointing to the floor in front of him ``You can leave it here.''\n\n``And since when do you like jaybirds, you idiot?'' The older woman asks, already frowning\n\n``I don?t like it, but I?ll make this sacrifice so you can stay in shape'' He looks at her with a mischievous smile\n\n``Oh! Oh, how good it is that I have my faithful apprentice to take risks for me and help me maintain my sculpted body! Oh! What would become of me if it weren?t for Cedarpaw!'' Meows ironically, before returning to her task, realizing that she was getting the dosage of some herb wrong ``Hey, you?re distracting me! If i take a life from the leader, it'll be your fault, huh! I?ll say that you were the one who made this package!''\n\nDuring the discussion between the two cats responsible for the den, the visitor enters, worried about what that look meant, and leaves the dead animal within reach of the paws of the cat of the same age.\n\n``Oh really? And you think Gravel won?t contradict you?'' Challenges the striped feline\n\nThe yellow-eyed Bombay doesn?t answer, she just shakes her head negatively while recounting the dosages of the tranquilizers, before closing the package and announcing loudly:\n\n``Hey, I?m going to take this to the deputy before she comes here to bother me about this stock again. I?ll be right back'' Then she grabs the package made of leaves ``When I get back, I want to see that jay where it is.'' And then she runs out of the den to deliver the order.\n\nAs soon as the healer leaves the room, the man subordinate to her sighs in relief:\n\n``Gravel, what are you doing here so early?'' He asks very worried.\n\n``It?s just that I started to feel... you know...'' As if to prove the sentence, the girl?s intestines emit a moist rumble, almost a roar\n\n``Ouch...'' Hearing the phrase and the noise make the feline get both worried and even more excited ``okay... oh, what do I do?'' Anxiety permeates his voice ``Dear, we have a big problem...''\n\n``A problem?'' The warrior's body tenses up, and not because of the adversity that has not yet been revealed, but because she tries to contain one of the fierce advances of the avalanche inside her, which responds to the restraint with a muffled roar ``Ugh! Worse than that?''\n\n``It's Honeyeyes, she knows about us...''\n\nThe expression of pain and effort was still on the girl's face when she heard the terrible news; it takes a few moments for her to understand the risk they were running, before her expression is consumed by panic:\n\n``She knows? What do you mean she knows?'' Her tail begins to whip incessantly, and she begins to tremble, having to sit down ``Did she see us? Oh StarClan!'' With the wave of weakness, she begins to have difficulty continuing to hold on, letting a wet fart escape ``I'm emotional, sorry.''\n\nPraaaplplplp!\n\n``Calm down, calm down'' The brown cat extends his arms around the torso of the gray-haired one, and wraps her in a hug ``She didn?t see us, like, factually, but she imagines that we?re getting involved.'' He sniffs the polluted air, inhaling the filth of rotten meat and the undeniable smell of shit; she wasn?t exaggerating when she said she needed to go. He has to calm the commotion that was happening between his legs.\n\nThis type of touch was not at all common among the members of the clan, not in an affectionate tone like this, but the chubby girl in love understands the nature of the gesture in this context, and feels comforted, returning the hug. A new gurgle, and a new excursion inside her, don?t allow her to forget her urgencies, though.\n\n``I understand... but what now, what are we going to do? Should we abandon everything and stop meeting for a while?'' She asks sadly.\n\n``...No'' Says the healer after thinking for a while, loosening his grip and breaking free from her embrace ``Actually, I still don?t know what we?re going to do in the future, but I know what to do now'' He walks to the stock of medicinal herbs, where he picks up some leaves and brings them to the cat, placing them on the floor in front of her ``They?re laxative herbs, you?re going to eat them, we?re going to the dirtplace, we?re going to pray that there?s no one there but us, and if our dearest shows up, I?ll tell her that you were having trouble evacuating, I gave you the purgatives, we ran there so as not to dirty the infirmary, and that I?m watching to make sure everything?s okay. How does it sound?''\n\n``Hm...'' Gravelfang looks at the herbs and listens to the plan with uncertainty, she was about to explode... was it really necessary to take those medicines? ``Do you think this will really work? Do you think she?ll only accept it if you say that?''\n\n``I want to see her prove that I?m not there doing my job!'' He says with fire in his voice.\n\nStill uncertain, the female takes the three leaves at once and swallows them without even chewing, in order to minimize the bitter and vomit-inducing taste that all the plants had, especially these ones. Unintentionally grimacing, she tries to smile at her beloved, who responds to her smile by rubbing himself against her, before saying:\n\n``Let?s go, before she shows up.''\n\nThe male just glances at the movement of the camp, to make sure that his mentor was not nearby, or watching them, and as he detects nothing, he makes a tail signal for him to be followed, and so, the cats leave the den, running to the communal latrine that was the dirtplace, hoping that no one was using it at the moment.\n\nThe dirtplace was located right next to the camp, and was basically a large den where clan members went to relieve themselves, and not for the convenience of being close by, using the dirtplace was a civil obligation; everyone had to use this den to relieve themselves. Therefore, the person responsible for the scene that the young pair found near the flower field, was a delinquent. Maybe it was just someone desperate for privacy, once that this word was not synonymous with that environment...\n\nThere was an unspoken agreement among the clan members that they would always check to see if anyone was inside the den before entering, and would wait until the other was finished if possible. However, there were those for whom manners and education had no value, and would enter and make use of the space without a care. They were hoping that none of these more shameless colleagues would show up.\n\nWhen the duo arrive, they find no one waiting outside the tunnel that leads to the restroom, which is already a great sign:\n\n``Anyone there?'' the boy shouts, hoping not to hear any response. ``I'm coming in!''\n\nThe sound of his voice echoes down the tunnel, and no one responds, making him put his first paw in the tunnel. However, he gives up when he does so, and instead of going in, makes room for his friend to go first:\n\n``How rude of me, ladies first, please,'' he insists politely, smiling.\n\n``Oh, thank you sir,'' She replies, passing by the other and slapping her tail in his face before starting to descend.\n\nThe male feels the entirety of his ex's thick, furry tail rub against his face for a long time before the female advances along the narrow path; It had been so many moons since he had felt this for the last time... this was a common provocation that Gravelfang used to do to him, to which his reaction was to bite the tip of her tail and give it a tug, which would make the female emit a soft moan.\n\nHis eager gaze held a lustful glint as he watched the cat?s wide hips sway as she walked. Since yesterday, when he returned to the infirmary, the horny being had been thinking about her this way, remembering her modest but desirable curves and her sweet face. If she had been the one who had made that pile, she was the one he wanted to wake up next to every morning! \n\nHe shook his head before following after her. \n\nCedarpaw was trying to suppress the desires he was feeling; he was a medicine cat, he couldn?t feel this! Yeah, this whole situation was intended to satisfy his darkest fantasies, in fact, however, he wasn?t going to have physical contact with the other, he was just going to watch and enjoy himself... it was merely an act of consensual voyeurism, the code said nothing against it...\n\nAnd he knew that if he provoked the other, the result would be only one, they would end up having sex, so he has to restrain himself and just watch that soft, furry tail, wagging in front of him, begging to be bitten.\n\nThe cat stops abruptly at the end of the passage, having been forced to inertia by a noisy cramp in her gut, which she has to dedicate all her strength and effort to contain, in order to prevent it from erupting on the individual behind her. Despite her best efforts, a wet fart is released, carrying with it several splashes of chocolate-colored liquid.\n\nffRRRLRLRORLORLORL!\n\nThe apprentice expected to enjoy some gusts of wind emitted by the warrior, but he did not expect to be at risk because of it; when she stopped so abruptly, that ominous sound made him think that was it, that he was going to take a shower of intestinal waste, but fortunately he only had a fetid breeze pushed into his lungs, and some boiling splashes sprinkled on his face. He chokes and coughs in response; having a bunch of methane shoved out of nowhere into his airways was not something he had experience with. The smell was much stronger than the one he had smelled yesterday, or even the one he smelled some minutes ago, much richer and sharper, but the testing conditions had also been different.\n\nThe show hadn?t even started yet, and his sexual organ was already vomiting pre-cum copiously.\n\nAfter almost plastering her crush?s face with crap, the girl in love takes a step to the side, opening the way for her friend, and at the same time hiding herself from anyone looking from outside. It was a great idea to agree to take the purgatives, because if she still felt ashamed of having to relieve herself in front of the other, there was no shame in the world that would be able to make her hold on for even one more second.\n\nAgainst the wall, she squats unceremoniously and feels the pleasure of finally being able to let all that mass slide out of her.\n\nrlrlrlbbBBRRAAAAAARLRL!\n\nA new fart fires off, extending for many seconds, showing a reinforced medium tone, which reverberates dryly in the acoustics of the room, despite expelling liquid shit from the edges of the she-cat?s ass, which was being kept open by a soft shit beam, which slowly marched towards the exit. The feline takes a deep breath and exerts force, accelerating the movement of the trunk, and its porous constitution makes it crackle noisily, as it accumulates on the already abused soil of the place; a few more small farts escape along with it, none of them long, but all constant, which indicated that she had a lot of gas trapped inside her, confined right behind this anaconda of fecal matter.\n\nfrrRRT! PRRRT! fffrrprpr!\n\nWithout delay, the den - which already had an unpleasant odor by default - is flooded by the stench of the girl?s gases and dark feces. The notes of decadence were the most distinguishable, even though they were not very sharp, tangled in them were nuances of something somewhat insipid, and somewhat sweet. The fragrance?s entry was not striking, but the middle made it seem like it would never leave their lungs.\n\nOnly now that the relief of defecating was upon her, did the young woman turn to Cedarpaw, noticing him staggering into the space, somewhat disoriented:\n\n``Cedar, I?m sorry, I didn?t mean to'' She didn?t think the eproctophile would be bothered by what happened, but by the way he?s acting, she was not sure. ``I didn?t dirty you...did I?''\n\nWith some difficulty, the striped one manages to catch his breath. He would stay where he was to watch his friend?s bowel movement, since he had already missed the beginning, but this way he would remain in front of the entrance, in view of the others. He soon goes around the star of the show and stops on the other side of her, only then finally responds, laughing softly:\n\n``No, it?s okay, you did get me dirty, but it?s okay, I?ll fix it later'' He says, running his paw over his face to remove the sticky speckles.\n\n``You have to clean yourself soon, otherwise my smell will never leave you!'' Exclaims the gray one, still pushing, but feeling the long cylinder finally approaching its end\n\n``What I think will never leave me was that bomb you dropped on my face!'' He jokes, but with a provocative tone, bringing his snout closer to the other?s ass and sniffing the material she expelled ``Oh, I can?t even smell the stench that must be in here'' he lets out a nasal laugh at the end; he was enjoying the stink that had taken over the place.\n\n``S-Sorry...'' She replied, lowering her head, feeling guilty. With her head down, she could see the apprentice?s dick secreting an endless river of viscous liquid... she blushes ``You?ve grown a lot down there...''\n\n``Hm?'' It?s funny to see him lose his confident posture and get flattered ``Yeah... A little... And you?ve grown behind!'' He holds himself back from giving his ex?s ass a little squeeze\n\n``Haha! I?ve grown EVERYWHERE!'' She gives a low, stifled laugh ``Mainly to the sides''\n\n``Don?t say that like it?s a bad thing, the way you say it, everyone who hears it thinks you?re the size of a kittypet.'' He says, trying to keep her spirits up, even though they wasn?t getting lower.\n\nThe log continues to progressively elongate, until it seems like it could reach a tail in length, but the closer it gets, the more its consistency softens and it breaks down, being swallowed by its increasingly larger pores, which stored gas. When the log reaches about three-quarters of a tail, its physical structure can no longer maintain itself and gives way, and the many pounds of pressure contained behind the stub eject the remains with force, hitting the wall like a slap.\n\nBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPP!\n\nThe shot of mud that the small cannon fired at the wall, made the transgressor of the healers? code turn his face away, after all he didn?t need more fecal coliforms on his face, but he didn?t even need to be close to be able to contemplate such a thunder. The reverberation inside the room at that volume almost becomes painful. He is left speechless, and without reaction, just looking at the chubby cat, who also seemed confused.\n\nHer ears perk up in alarm, and her fur bristles in fright, upon hearing the deafening boom her bumper was making. The female, who was still pushing, stops immediately, which doesn?t stop the emission, but makes it significantly decrease in volume. Shocked, she raises one of her paws to her mouth, while her cheeks burn madly with embarrassment. She had never let out one as loud as that... She had never even heard one so loud...\n\nAs much as she knew he had enjoyed it, she couldn?t help but feel genuinely embarrassed about it. Everyone did number two, no one actively wanted to be watched in the act, although it happened, but everyone did it; and everyone farted, sometimes close to others, in fact, BUT, no one farted that loud.\n\nWith her embarrassed look, the farter looks in the other?s direction.\n\nThe empty expression of the light-eyed being is gradually replaced by a silly smile, he was thrilled, Gravelfang really was perfect.\n\nThe throbbing of his thirsty spear demanded some action. The boy really wanted to be able to comply, but he couldn?t. Observing his fetish was the ultimate exception he would make for himself. This was the greatest indulgence he would make, no matter that he was falling in love with the gray warrior again. \n\nHe searched for words to break the silence.\n\nPWOOOORRsslslsls!\n\nBefore he could have the chance to open his mouth, another flatulence erupted from the gassy furball that was the warrior. This gaseous expulsion was not as loud as the previous one, and was quickly replaced by a watery jet, which carried in its liquid form, several pellets and pieces of more consistent feces - which were still quite soft. The first jet is propelled against the wall, and obliterates the dirt without mercy, as if it were the jet of a high-pressure washer, obviously splashing everything around, including both cats, which makes Gravelfang cut the flow and bend down even lower to try to avoid the splashes.\n\nThe second gush is as pressurized as the first, and continues to launch several droplets into the space, but in directions less dangerous for the felines. The liquid was so thin and watery that it was absorbed by the earth as soon as it made contact, fortunately, because the smell of this diarrhea was more unpleasant than that of the rest.\n\n``Oh, Cedar... I?ve never shit so much!'' She reveals without meaning to, immediately realizing and correcting herself with haste ``I mean, like, from one day to the next and such... These herbs really do give you a boost, don?t they?''\n\n``Well... They shouldn't, they just stimulate bowel movements... But maybe it was a high dose for you...'' He tries to correct his friend's train of thought ``Or maybe you ate something that didn't sit well...'' Another ironic comment comes to his mind, and of course he wouldn't spare his friend ``Huh, i really deserve it, you wanting to blame some laxatives, for the fact that you shit for three.''\n\nAlthough she had been entertained by the comment, the feline responded by emitting a grunt of tiredness and discomfort; she closed her eyes and grimaced, feeling the action of the purgatives causing her cramps again.\n\nShe began to think about the tom-cat?s speech. Could one of yesterday?s hares have been unfit for consumption? Or could it have been that snake? Most cats avoided snakes and the like, so there had to be a reason for that, right? Besides, what was going through her head when she decided to eat an entire snake?\n\nHer asshole continued to gush out in torrents, and at this point the cat was already feeling a little numb in her legs from having been crouched down for so long, and her aforementioned hole was also tired after vomiting that endless torrent non-stop, but luckily for her, the flow began to weaken and finally ended, saying goodbye with one last fart:\n\nPPPPTPTLTLPTLPTLPT!\n\nThe female with the marbled fur lets out an exhausted sigh, but remains in position, despite the state her legs were in. She smiles at the other, whose eyes seemed to shine as he admired the chaos she had created, which makes her gather up courage and take a look at her work: a brown trunk, almost a paw wide and almost a tail long, which had been completely deformed by the pressure of the stream of watery diarrhea, that in turn had penetrated the ground and disappeared, but left behind a large wet spot, the real dimensions of which could barely be seen, because of the countless pieces and pellets of shit covering the floor where it had been. The wall had been shot with soft fecal material, which was then swept away, leaving another large humid stain in its place.\n\nThe young woman is amazed at the mess she had made; she had never shit so much in her entire life! That same shame she felt when she let out the loudest and longest fart in her life, returns, her production wasn?t nearly as big as that cat in the forest - who she suspected wasn?t really a cat - but she feels embarrassed imagining that amount could fit inside her... At least, it seemed like her plan had worked, the male seemed to be hooked on what he was seeing. StarClan... This better have worked.\n\nAfter witnessing that phenomenal performance, there was already a pool of seminal fluids between the lad?s paws, and he began to doubt whether he would be able to continue controlling himself. He wanted that she-cat, and he knew that she wanted him too. His gaze was fixed on the pile of feces produced by the feline, but his mind was elsewhere. \n\nHe was wondering: what if he gave that pull, the same one he couldn?t give? If he had done it then, he would have taken a shower, but what if he did it now? Maybe he would awaken a new wave of diarrhea in his colleague, maybe, but he knew that the two would end up copulating on the floor of that foul place. \n\nBoth were so distracted by the thoughts in their little heads that they didn?t notice at first, but there were footsteps approaching, and they weren?t on the surface, they were already in the tunnel, almost entering the den. The two look at each other for a second, confusion and concern in their eyes:\n\n``Don?t come in... it?s occupied...\" The one with the light eyes meows in a hesitant, guilty voice. That rhythm, that weight... he knew who it was... ``He brings his front paws together in front of his sexual member, to try to hide it.''\n\nThe beautiful Bombay emerges from the claustrophobic passage with her yellow eyes already staring in the direction of the apprentice, her expression was not at all happy, however her frown is disturbed by confusion when she sees the scene:\n\n``Cedarpaw... What in StarClan's name, is this!?'' She asks, scandalized; clearly she expected to find another scene inside.\n\nThe boy had the whole discourse in his head, he had reviewed what he was going to say several times so that he could recite the speech without delay and without mistakes if necessary, however, when caught by his mentor he freezes.\n\n``Hi Honeyeyes... I was a little... constipated, right? Then Cedar gave me some herbs and came with me to make sure I was going to be okay and... and... to analyze my poop to see what could have caused it...'' She invents when notices that her crush had hesitated.\n\n``...That?s right, I thought it would be better to come along and do some examinations and stuff...'' He says, turning his face away from the waste and looking at the black cat.\n\nThe confusion on Honeyeyes? face dissolved into distrust when she heard the nonsense. She wasn?t really sure what was happening there, and although their statement was strange, it could be legitimate, but either way, she couldn?t believe them, mainly because, no matter how much her student tried to hide it, she could see that behind his front paws, he had an erect and throbbing cock.\n\n``Oh, really? So, ?medicine cat?, what?s your verdict?'' Despite using ?medicine cat? ironically, the question wasn?t rhetorical, or a joke of any kind\n\n``The truth is that I still can?t give it.'' He tries to answer as immediately as he can, because hesitating around his teacher had been what caused this change in expression ``After all, our friend isn?t finished yet''\n\n``Yeah... It seems that even with the laxatives, I?m not having much success today...'' She gives an awkward laugh at the end, tense with the possibility of the black cat contesting that. Gravel wouldn?t be able to prove this statement if necessary\n\n``Oh really? I see, what a committed healer you are, Cedar, staying in the same closed environment with a weakened patient, marinating in the stench of this filthy place, not caring about having first-hand the most disgusting sights there are'' She replies in mockery, looking them both up and down\n\n``Well, this job is like this, you know'' He tries to remain calm, but his heart was almost jumping out of his mouth, the Bombay?s ironic phrase said it all, she didn?t believe anything he had said, and now he was afraid of what she would do about it. Looking at his friend, he could see her trembling with terror.\n\nThe healer examines the two suspects? restless faces, thinking about what to do. Her range of options was very limited by the information she had, she had only their testimony and her own suspicions, she hadn?t seen anything wrong - even though she had seen something very strange - and she hadn?t heard anything suspicious while she was outside, so she couldn?t do anything about it, just stay and watch to pressure them... \n\nShe didn?t want to stay in that fetid environment, but they were clearly trying to pull the wool over her eyes, pretending the situation was legitimate to make her leave, so they could fuck all night... but that didn?t make sense either! If they were going to violate the code, why would they do it in the bathroom where anyone could enter? What if...\n\nA crazy theory comes to the older woman?s mind, followed by a crazy idea to put an end to the doubt, and in a fit of delirium, she decides to carry it out. She was almost certain of her suspicion, remembering the student?s previous behavior, it would make a lot of sense if that were the truth... And there was only one way to find out:\n\n``I wanted to say no, but you?re right, kid.'' She admits before starting to fake an anxious expression, looking at the exit and back at them ``Hmm, I?m not a big fan of spectators'' She confesses, laughing nervously ``but since you?re going to extend your stay a little longer, there?s no other way. I hope you don?t mind if I relieve myself too'' She walks to the place where Cedar was ``Excuse me?''\n\nThe subordinate carefully turns his body in the direction of her gaze, trying his best to hide his erection. The male?s heart was already racing with the whole situation, but in reaction to the insinuation, it goes to out of pace; he couldn?t believe what he was hearing. That lazy girl wasn?t saying that. It couldn?t be serious.\n\nWhen she stops in front of him, waiting for him to move, he just freezes. The mix of emotions makes his head spin, and a blank expression appears on his face. His body was ready to react, even shaking from holding back the impulse, but his brain couldn?t send a single signal.\n\n\"Look, if you don?t give me that spot, I?ll be in your way, and you won?t be able to run away if you need to. Just saying.\" She warns, amused, but with provocative overtones. Overtones that perhaps didn?t even exist, but were being created by the young man?s burning mind.\n\nAfter many beats of his accelerated heart, the brown cat finally manages to regain the ability to react. However, he couldn?t move, because if he dared to leave his current position - which didn?t hide his instrument very well - his teacher would have a direct view of it, which would only give her the clear proof that he was thinking about breaking the code.\n\nSeeing the apprentice?s hesitation, the feline with beautiful black fur, squats at the exact spot where she is, in front of him, and practically sighs in his face:\n\n``Okay, it?s up to you.''\n\nThe thin, long tail of the oldest in the room, rises, reiterating that she was serious, she was really going to unload everything and now it was only a matter of moments before it happened, even so, Cedar could not believe that this was really happening, the person he had trained with for so many moons, to whom he owed respect, one of the hottest cats in that clan - if not the hottest - and who had always been not very open about these matters, was about to let loose, while looking him deep in the eyes, and he could not react.\n\nHe felt a tightening in his balls, they were full and sensitive to the slightest impulses, and this situation with the slender female was taking him to the limit. \n\nEven without having a very clear view of the process, because of his position, the libertine realizes that it has already begun, by some slight tremors in the Bombay?s tail, and by a soft crackling that can be heard. This crackling was not nearly as loud as that of the warrior?s excrement, so the boy assumes that the materiality would be different, possibly denser and more fibrous. A thud is heard next, as if someone had hit the ground hard, and then another brief crackling and a repetition of the same impact.\n\nThe lower-ranking man begins to feel distressed, he looked down but saw nothing and looking up had the same result. He had already broken eye contact with his mentor a long time ago, he could not look her in the eyes while he was tempted by desire, and now he looked at his own paws, embarrassed. He didn?t like what he felt, he didn?t know why she was doing this, all he knew was that he really wanted to watch her shit...\n\nTo try to distract himself, he looked at the chubby girl, who had her eyes wide open in horror as she watched the episode. Judging by her expression, she should be able to see the scene perfectly. Damn! How he wished he were in her place right now! He could only imagine how fat and stiff the lumps expelled by Honeyeyes must be.\n\nAnd as fuel for his imagination, the stench hits him like a rock, it had super prevalent opening notes of carrion, but at the same time it was neither thin nor monotonous, but very full-bodied with almost earthy tones, and a touch of eggs in the background, without a doubt a detestable and brutal odor.\n\nThe striped-furred guy?s nose starts to burn, given such might, and he sneezes once or twice in response, anyway, no matter how noxious that damn smell was, he was loving it. His head starts to enhance the idea of the hidden spectacle: surely her feces must be cracked like arid soil, and super long... just like...\n\nWithout realizing it, he was basically imagining that scene, and only when he notices it, does the apprentice realize that it was the same fragrance with the same notes, it was just stronger now, because it was live and in a closed space, but it was the same... Cedarpaw shivers all over. \n\nThe aroma of the feline?s excretions, which were the same age, could not even come close to the intensity of this odor, and although the fundamental notes had the same carrion base, the body and other tones of the fragrances were very different. His friend had lied to him... the eproctophile felt betrayed and lost. \n\nHe raised his head towards the gray warrior and looked at her, disconcerted. The male felt like an idiot, he should have known, he should have suspected that... it didn?t make sense... No, he wasn?t angry, maybe disappointed, she had played with his expectations, but at the same time, they had gotten closer, and he had realized that he wanted to be closer to her, again... \n\nObserving her, he could see that her eyeballs were red and watering because of the intensity miasma that had set in. Despite this whole absurd situation unfolding, the warrior had helped him lie to his mentor, and remained by his side, faithful as ever. She was like that, she did things that meant things instead of saying what she wanted right away, if she had lied to help him, it was her way of saying he was worth it, if she had agreed to do something so reprehensible to him, just because he liked it, it was her way of saying she wanted to be with him.\n\nNo, he wasn?t angry, on the contrary.\n\nPrrraaaaaapt!\n\nHearing more pieces of shit fall to the floor, he turns his increasingly disturbed gaze to the black cat, who had her eyes closed tightly while pushing. A very high-pitched, low-volume fart can be heard, and then her face changes, becoming relaxed, a bit silly in fact; the young man is not sure, but he could hear something piling up continuously. Distressed, he lets out a grunt of anguish.\n\nHe had already lost his mind, he didn?t even know how he hadn?t jumped over the marbled feline to admire the older woman?s monumental shit... This was going to be so inelegant, it was going to be so rude, and he wanted to maintain his decency...\n\nContrary to his attempt to maintain the little dignity he still had left, his balls just give up and start to contract, shooting several shots of sperm at the back of his paws. There was no way the two of them couldn?t see this. The cat bares his teeth and closes his eyes in reaction. \n\nGravelfang suddenly stands up and announces, trembling:\n\n``I think I'm done... you can give me your diagnosis later.''\n\nAnd without wasting time, she runs to the tunnel, and is possible to hear her trotting to the surface, leaving mentor and apprentice alone inside the fetid den. Cedar could have sworn he saw the fugitive's cheeks fill up before she disappeared; it was probably vomit.\n\nAlone, Honeyeyes looks at the youngest with curiosity and anxiety, she seemed to be waiting for some reaction from him, who in turn shrinks under her gaze.\n\nThe light-eyed cat felt dirty ejaculating in the presence of the other, to the other, and her provocation... He had been caught red-handed by the person who should have demanded honor from him, and he had still lost to her provocation. He knew she was seeing the growing pool of white liquid around him, there was nothing else to do, it was over. He glances at his mentor and finds her still looking at him the same way.\n\nWhat did she want? Give him a scolding? Why didn?t she just start at once?\n\nHe knew what she was waiting for, she wanted him to accept defeat.\n\nA few more heartbeats and they were both stuck in that same inertia, but Cedar was giving in, he was always the one who had to give in, he could never win against Honeyeyes, although this time it was worth losing. \n\nsssssssssffffffff... \n\nWhen a long and almost silent wind began to slide from the she-cat's arse, the one with the lowest position threw in the towel, leaving where he was, leaving a pond of cum behind, and positioning himself next to the growing mountain of shit, finally being able to look at that work of art:\n\nA yellowish caramel-colored trunk of crap, about a paw and a half wide, was lying broken into four pieces on the ground; they had become disconnected from each other as the main body was being expelled, breaking into several sections not only because of the cracks they had, but mainly because of their weight; just looking at them, at their solid and compacted interior, one could tell that they were very heavy. Most were three paws long, but some seemed to be larger, but it was difficult to tell for sure because above them lay a spiral of softer, yellower shit, of the same thickness, without breaks or cracks, all one piece, and which continued to grow, as the Bombay continued to expel the immeasurable extension of this polished cylinder; For now, its length was about a tail, but the cat showed no signs of stopping, so...\n\nThis amazing sight stir emotions, and his balls make one last movement tonight, propelling a single continuous jet of cum. It wasn?t strong enough to fly far, but it was an intense orgasm, gushing out disorderly like a waterfall for a few seconds. He tried to stifle a moan of pleasure, but failed.\n\nBefore satisfaction could take over the teacher?s face, astonishment took over, shocked by the amount of semen that the lad could produce, first that lake in front of her, and now this other one on the side... yeah, it seems that watching was his intention with the warrior after all...\n\n``Well, that explains a lot...'' The medicine cat murmured ``Well... that's relieving, I thought you were fucking her.''\n\n``No, just watching'' He sighed defeated. Part of him was grateful that the older one had shown up and ruined everything, but another part of him hadn?t liked the interruption, and they were both restless, afraid of what the cat would do next.\n\n``You know that now, you?re going to take care of all the patients with diarrhea, forever, right?'' Noticing the man?s dejected tone, she tried to cheer him up with a joke. This sentence wasn?t entirely a joke though.\n\n``Yeaaah, finally!'' He celebrated playfully, trying to overcome the embarrassment and apprehension \n\nBoth of them remained silent after the brief interaction, not really knowing what to say. The silence was broken by the silent fart that the feline was still letting out, ending with a very loud noise.\n\n...ffffFFRRRRTTT!\n\n``And now you know how I stay in shape, surprise!'' She was still trying to lighten the mood a little\n\n``I should have suspected...'' He's not sure, but judging by her manner, it seemed like she wasn't upset this time... Maybe it was a very delicate subject that she preferred not to touch on, or didn't feel the need to touch on ``Were you really going to tell me one day if this hadn't happened?''\n\n``I don't know, probably not...'' The long piece of shit she was excreting finally ends, about two tails long, and as soon as it ends a new log starts to go down to the pile ``But you know what my biggest question is? How did you convince someone like Gravelfang to let you watch her do something like that?\n\nCedarpaw was going to tell the story of how it happened, but instead he preferred to keep it a mystery:\n\n``How did I do it, huh? Hmm... Maybe one day I'll tell you...''\n\n",
"writing_bbcode_parsed": "Cedarpaw - Medicine Cat's Apprentice
Honeyeyes - Medicine Cat
Gravelfang - Warrior
A gentle, cold breeze blew over the clan that afternoon, and as a result, orange leaves fell from the trees, which little by little became more and more bare, indicating that the beginning of the leafless season was just around the corner. The mere harbinger of the arrival of the most difficult time for the clans was enough to make some cats start to catch colds, which forced the healers to have to collect more herbs than usual, especially since soon, the few remaining plants would be dead, so now was the time to collect everything they could.
The brown striped cat, known as Cedarpaw, was a medicine cat?s apprentice and, like all good apprentices, he was doing the boring work his mentor had assigned him, which was to look for these last herbs; he didn?t like the task, especially with how repetitive it was to look in every corner, here and then there, to find nothing, but he obeyed, complaining all the time, but he obeyed, after all he was in no position to refuse, even though he was an adult, with 14 moons on his back, and had already graduated, he still hadn?t received his name as a medicine cat, and he was still an apprentice.
He was in a field that was once full of flowers, which he swept with his eyes, looking for one, a single poppy, but in no corner among that immensity of withered flowers could he see any sign of a poppy. He sighs, looking up at the sky, cursing Honeyeyes as he remembers the discussion they had had that morning about the herbs they had stored running out:
The slender cat with shiny black fur was eating carelessly in the healers? den, watching as two apprentices who were recovering from a sprained ankle played a game of trying to guess what the other was thinking. Cedarpaw was also in the same room and was finishing changing the bandages of a warrior who had been bitten by a badger.
When they least expected it, a spotted she-cat entered the den, the deputy, which was something she did every day without exception, but not at that time.
``Cedarpaw, Honeyeyes, good afternoon'' she greets them ``I came to get Mushroomstar?s tranquilizers earlier, she?s more restless today than usual, so I?d better tame the beast right away.''
``Sure, sure'' the apprentice answers quickly, finishing the bandage and running to get the pile of herbs that should already be separated, waiting.
However, when he got to the stock, the pile was not there. Cedarpaw found the situation strange, but to save time he decided to compile another pile with the herbs that the leader needed, but when he looked for them he only found empty spaces where they should be.
``Geez...'' he exclaimed
``What is it, Cedarpaw?'' asks the cat with her mouth full
``I can?t find the Mushroomstar herbs!'' he says, not knowing whether or not he should tell them that the stock was empty
``hmmmm... maybe I used them...'' she admits ``just make another pile.''
``It?s just... it seems like we ran out of the herbs she needs...'' he reveals timidly
``What?'' The yellow-eyed Bombay exclaims, swallowing hard and jumping up ``what do you mean it?s gone, kid?''
The deputy's always neutral expression starts to get annoyed, and her body language becomes a little restless in the face of the situation, looking at them worriedly and judgingly, hoping that this was just a misunderstanding:
``What she needs is gone, duh! There?s no more. The fennel is gone, the poppy is gone... the fresh moss is gone too.'' He lists the missing items ``There?s not much spider web, rat bile, not much...''
``So there's nothing left!'' Honeyeyes concludes.
``No, not all...'' He tries to soften the truth, so as not to alarm the spotted cat even more, but the more experienced medicine cat cuts him off
``Hey mouse-brain, if the items we use the most are gone, then EVERYTHING is gone!'' Cedar?s mentor rebukes ``Or do you think people come here because they need laxative herbs!? Because I know that?s what you were going to say.''
Cedarpaw frowns the moment he hears the answer, because he was really going to point out that they still had a full stock of those herbs. Brief moments of silence follow, which are broken by the authority sighing in displeasure, before attacking them:
``So let me see if i understand correctly, you mean you DIDN?T renew the stock?'' The question makes both mentor and apprentice tremble to their core.
Cedarpaw tries to formulate something, anything, any answer, even if it is the most lame of excuses; the striped young man opens his mouth and even gestures trying to force something out, but nothing comes, he looks sideways at his mentor and decides to do one of his classic actions, he points with his tail and one of his paws at Honeyeyes, accusing her:
``I won't lie, It?s her fault! It's her turn to look for the herbs.''
Indignant with the young man under her tutelage trying to put all the blame on her, the beautiful Bombay even forgets that the second highest authority in the clan was there, turns to Cedar and slaps the paw he was holding out towards her:
``Noooo! I went out to get spider webs and fresh moss today!'' She denies the accusation, with hatred in her eyes
``OOOOOHHH Really!? So this behavior is okay now? Do things halfway!?'' Cedarpaw retorts, almost shouting ``You?ll see then, next time i go out there, i'll get a single mint leaf and say I did my job!''
``Silence!'' The tricolored female shouts, her tail lashing to reinforce her indignation ``Two medicine cats, both very experienced, and yet, you allow your work material to run out, and instead of rushing to renew it, you prefer to argue with each other as if you were two... two...'' The word she was going to say escapes the cat?s mind at the time, which makes her finish the sentence prematurely. ``I am at a loss for words in the face of the absurdity that this situation is!''
The cats lowered their heads as they listened to the scolding of the highest ranking feline in the den. Both Honeyeyes and Cedarpaw had comments they would like to make to defend themselves from the accusations, but they knew it was best to remain quiet so as not to further incite the anger of the one speaking to them. However, they did not blame her for being as furious as she was, leaving aside the fact that they had actually failed in their duty, they knew how the leader could be an unpleasant cat after a long day of commanding the clan, and it was in order to spare everyone who had close contact with her that Honeyeyes had started prescribing her tranquilizers; no one deserved to have to deal with a stressed Mushroomstar. Nuttail takes a deep breath while giving the culprits time to think about their actions, and then clears his throat before concluding:
``This shouldn't have happened, we're almost in the leafless season, you should be really worried about getting as many supplies as possible before all the plants dry up and die!'' The spotted female whips her tail again. ``Just fill up that stock, before I come back!'' She demands before turning her back and heading for the exit. ``Now I'm going to have to go back there and put up with that bitch...'' she mutters, somewhat hopelessly, before leaving.
``Well done, big head'' the black cat said ironically, her voice also showing some displeasure
``Me?! You did well...'' For a moment, the male was going to retort in the same tone, continuing the discussion and the animosity between them, but before speaking he realized this and thought carefully, deciding to try to break the tension that had arisen between them, with a joke, something he knew would not be taken seriously ``you fat!''
A thin wheeze came out of Cedar?s mentor?s chest, which was soon interrupted by laughter and revealed to be a nice and intense stifled laugh; the oldest in the room tears up and breathes with difficulty as the laughter went on for seconds and seconds. This was the most common stereotype associated with the clan?s medicine cats, that they were all very overweight, a stereotype that did not apply at all to the Bombay.
``In this clan there has never been a medicine cat slimmer than me!'' the one with intense yellow eyes says, still laughing; fortunately the male?s efforts had been successful, making her put aside her hostility, as well as all the tension of failing the deputy ``My mentor was fat, the leader?s sister was fat too, that one who was caught betraying the code, very fat. Only me, only me here is in shape!''
``Hey, what about me? Am I fat too?''
``You?re not a medicine cat'' Meows with a cynical smile on her face, giving him some time to answer, but since he doesn?t react, the mentor continues ``But since you brought it up, you better start taking it easy on the hares, otherwise soon you?ll look like a kittypet.''
``Hmmph!'' Feigns indignation ``I wanted to know how you keep that sculpted little body of yours, even though you eat like a bear.'' he raises an eyebrow.
``Hm? Do you want me to tell you, do you? Maybe one day...''
A shadow projects itself into the room thanks to the light provided by the sun, making the one that was talking, fall silent in an instant and freeze at the sight, imagining that the superior was returning for whatever reason; Cedar, noticing the teacher?s reaction, quickly turns towards the entrance of the cave, instantly following the same line of reasoning as the other. Even without communicating, it was very clear what it was, and it could only be her returning. He shivers from head to toe.
In the brief moment that those responsible for the den have to do something, the male, with no creativity left to come up with more excuses, hides behind his coworker, ignoring the fact that they were practically the same size, despite the almost 30 moons difference between them. As for the she-cat, standing still, there was nothing to do. Now they would hear an even more serious and longer scolding, because when Nuttail ordered something, she wanted it done quick. But maybe there was a way for her to avoid this...
``Cedarpaw, you... you insolent!'' Exclaims the mentor, pretending to be giving the youngest a lesson, hoping that Nuttail would see that she was already reprimanding him, and not start a litany because his orders were not being done yet ``How come you are here stalling while Mushroomstar needs her tranquilizers?'' She asked, turning to him at the end of the sentence.
The apprentice did not have time to feel any emotion, because from the position he was in he could see that the cat that entered the room was not the one they feared, on the contrary, standing at the entrance of the den, worried and looking for something, was Gravelfang, a chubby female with long gray and marbled fur, which only reinforced her rounded contours, a warrior who is a great friend of the two healers, especially the brown-furred feline.
``Oh, thanks to the StarClan!'' He murmurs softly ``Relax Honey, it?s just Gravelfang'' He quickly stands up and waves for his friend to come closer, who in turn, opens a huge smile when she sees him.
Still worried, Honeyeyes turns back to the entrance, finding the chubby figure of the girl slowly approaching.
``Oh my little stars, i?m too old to be going through these strong emotions anymore...'' The older girl says, shaking her head in disapproval, before raising her voice again ``Cedar, get out of here! You have work to do!''
``Hm? I have work? `Mrs. general' told us both to fill the stock!'' The apprentice protests, looking back at the medicine cat.
``I know what she said, but...'' She looks at the mice she was eating, eager to get back to what she was doing ``if we both leave...'' She looks around, looking for something she can use to justify her stay, finding the newcomer and putting her paws on her ``Who?s going to take care of this brave sick warrior?! Oh! Just feel this fever!''
``Honeyeyes... I?m fine...'' The girl says a little awkwardly, not quite understanding what was going on ``I?m just hot because I was sunbathing.''
Cedar puts a paw on his friend?s forehead, noticing that the high temperature was superficial and concentrated in her fur, something that wouldn?t happen if it really was a fever, and has to control the anger he feels towards his mentor for avoiding her duties again. He says nothing, just stares at the black cat, who continues trying to excuse herself:
``But who?s going to take care of the other patients, huh?'' She asks rhetorically, triumphantly ``Because, what if that badger on the loose claims more victims? I?m sorry, I can't leave.''
The young man?s clear eyes narrow as he tries again not to let his emotions overflow, a task that his teacher was making more and more complicated. Unlike the last time, now he couldn?t remain silent:
``Look at that, Gravel'' He comments, turning his gaze to the gray cat ``This is our medicine cat, the one responsible for the health of the entire clan, lying to avoid her duty! How shameful...'' He vents, expecting some kind of support from the other.
The youngest female in the den didn?t want to get involved in the middle of the arguments between the two, mainly because she still had no idea what this argument was about; she was friends with both of them so she didn?t want to take sides, but at the same time, she was trying to get closer to her crush, so...
``I?m sure that badger isn?t around, I was on the patrol that scared him away from the surroundings'' She does her best to lie ``I think you could go with Cedar... and do what you have to do... I?m sure that knowing him, he doesn?t even know how to do it and that?s why he wants your... supervision!''
``Hah! Woe betide that kid if he doesn?t know how to find some chamomile!'' She threatens ``And what would really be a shame would be if, in addition to having nothing in our supply, none of us were here to deal with some serious case. Now, go, go, go! Hurry, because in a little while `Mrs. general' will show up again!'' She reinforces by giving the striped cat a few paws on the head to expel him.
Unsatisfied, the male leaves the inside of the den with his tail lashing from side to side. He knew it was useless to continue arguing, all he would gain from it would be the risk that the spotted cat would reappear, which would complicate the situation for both of them.
When he leaves the den, he is surprised by the furry warrior appearing at his side and apologizing:
``I?m really sorry, I didn?t know what to say in there...''
``Don?t worry, I?m already used to her bossing me around...'' says the tom-cat sullenly.
``I don?t know what you have to do, but... I can help!'' says the chubby female with a reassuring smile ``Yeah! I?ll help!''
A sincere smile forms on the apprentice?s lips:
``Really? Wouldn?t that interfere with your commitments or something? I?ll have to look for some herbs to fill the stock. It?ll take a while.''
``Interfere?'' Seeing his crush smiling happily like that makes his smile go silly. To hide it, the young woman looks away. ``No way! Let?s go!'' She meows and runs out of the camp.
Initially the memory brought anger to the pale-eyed striped feline, reminding him of how he hated continuing to be an apprentice, even though he was already an adult and there was nothing left to learn; he felt like he was being held hostage by a conspiracy designed to keep him a servant. He hated all of this, all this subordination and all this nonsense, but at least it had resulted in something positive today: He was together with his old friend.
The two had been close since they were cubs, and had even become warrior apprentices at the same time, before he switched and became a medicine cat apprentice. She had already been recognized as a warrior, and he becoming a healer would take a while, since that would only happen when Honeyeyes retired, but fortunately, even though life had taken them on different paths, they had never stopped being friends.
Taking one last look around and finding as many poppies as he had found all afternoon, he decided to raise his voice and ask his helper, who might be having more luck than he:
"Gravel, any sign of poppies?"
On the other side of the field of flowers, the long-haired female signaled negatively to him. Already without hope, Cedarpaw signaled for her to come closer, himself abandoning the search, starting to walk towards her friend. The male was very lucky to have the warrior?s help, alone, covering the entire area and all the necessary herbs would take twice as long, and night would soon arrive.
They both meet halfway, and he sighs before speaking, but she is quicker:
``Hey Cedar, did you find anything? On that side, all the ones I found are already wilted.''
``There?s nothing on this side either... I don?t think we?ll find anything in this flower field, icetime is already knocking on the door, it?s already too late...'' He answers, sitting down discouraged, not seeing any point in the search.
``Oh no, don?t say that! We?ll find it! We have to find it!'' She assures with fire in her eyes, sitting down too and wrapping her thick tail around the other. ``Maybe if we take a look at the border, near the lake, there?s another cluster of flowers there, maybe we?ll get lucky there.''
The male appreciates the gesture, and snuggles into the touch of the cat of the same age; she talked about continuing to look, but he had had enough of this stupid search for today, damn it, poppy! He would just take the other missing items and tell the truth: there are no more, it?s over. The leader would unfortunately continue to be stressed until leafrise, there was nothing to do.
The boy had no idea what he was doing with the other?s little heart, by leaning on her like that, the warrior was all embarrassed, smiling like an idiot, her heart racing as she screamed internally; she knew she shouldn?t harbor the feelings she had for the medicine?s apprentice, because it was against the law, but... she couldn?t help it. Ever since they were apprentices, she had liked him, they even had a quick fling during that time, but it all ended when he became a medicine cat and that broke her heart. Gravelfang had tried to forget about it, and get involved with other guys, but none of them could make her feel the way she felt with him. He was a liar, lazy, and for whom she was a squire, someone who had to cover for him and help him in his schemes... in fact, she was more like an accomplice... but that was what she liked, it was exciting to live like that. She wanted to go back to that life, back to his life.
A few minutes had passed since they stopped, the afternoon was above them and moving away as nightfall was getting closer and closer. Gravel had already noticed that the other, well accommodated, did not intend to get up in the near future, and as much as the female also wanted to stay that way, she had to take some action, otherwise her crush would not complete his task.
``Come on, let?s get what?s pending before Nuttail herself comes to get us'' She suggests, getting up
``...'kay, let's go... but let?s leave that poppy aside and get the other pendencies, i?ll figure that one out later.'' He also gets up ``There?s fennel up ahead somewhere, let?s start with that.''
The girl agrees without objection and they both walk unhurriedly through the already dry and lifeless flowers, stepping on them without fear:
``You know... Sometimes I wonder how things would be now, if you had become a warrior. Who knows, maybe you would end up as a deputy, just like you wanted!'' The young adult digress, trying to find an excuse to talk about her feelings.
``It's true, right? I was super obsessed with it when I was younger!'' Cedar recalls, getting a little nostalgic ``Just imagine, me being real with Mushroomstar: `Do you think the world revolves around you?'. She would learn to be less spoiled.''
``I wonder which of you two would go crazy first, you with her delusions, or her with your swagger?'' She chuckles.
``Oh really?'' Is caught off guard by the end of the other's sentence, which he knew was a compliment; Gravel used to compliment him like that ``...my swagger?''
``Yes, yes, you are all swagger and defiant!'' Usually when they said that, to the brown feline, it was something negative, but not coming from her lips ``The little girls from our apprentice days loved that, they went crazy! I?m sure the Leader would go crazy too, but not in a good way.''
The conversation distracts the medicine cat in training, and he barely realizes that they have already reached the fennel area, but when he does, he bends down to pick the plants, taking advantage of the moment to feel a little proud of the revealed feat:
``Seriously? Wow... I had a bright future with them and I didn't even know it, what a shame that this information reached me a few moons late, I would have done well!'' He gives a self-confident smile, teasing his friend ``Wow, I even regret having chosen celibacy''
``Well, you know, you made a mistake.'' The marbled warrior bends down to help him collect resources ``All these girls there and you here guarded by the code, what a tragedy!'' She says dramatically ``You know, I wonder how many times you would come up and say: ``No, no! That's the girl of my life!''
``Back then I was much more impulsive than I am today, so anything was possible...'' A spark of a very acrid odor licks Cedarpaw's nostrils, it's tiny and very brief, but the smell that minuscle portion of material carries is particularly unpleasant. He knew what kind of odor it was, and smelling it outside the designated area completely messes him up. What a bad time.
``I'm sure you would have tasted them all. I wonder... what would have happened to me if it had been like that...'' Notices how the other seems distracted and sniffing the air, quickly starting to do the same ``Is there a problem? Is it that badger?'' She doesn't find the trail she expected, but the same strong stench that her friend had detected.
``You would be the first, just like you were...'' He had heard everything, but his mind was elsewhere, focused on the stench in the air, so his answer is vague and generic. ``Badger? No, it?s something else...'' Without further ado, he follows the direction indicated by his sense of smell, feeling an itch in his balls.
That smell... carrion with earthy notes and something else, that was the smell of feces and it wasn?t from any animal, it was from another cat. If they were close to some border, it could be the marks used to demarcate the boundaries, but that wasn?t the case. Someone had intentionally come to this corner of the territory and shit here, in the open air, even though the dirtplace was next to the camp, the place everyone went, and that everyone had to use to do their business.
It could be an invader, there was always that possibility, but the apprentice didn?t think anyone would try to invade them from that side, which bordered a mountainous and difficult-to-access region; it had to be someone from inside. The cat?s hopes lay there.
His sense of smell guided him to some bushes, protesting incessantly thanks to the oppressive scent of shit, which in fact, was much more intense than that of the vast majority of the feces the male had ever smelled, even working as a medicine cat. He couldn?t help but wrinkle his nose in response to something so intense, even though he found pleasure in such things. Given the prominence of the pestilence, whoever had done this probably hadn?t even bothered to bury their `dirt.'
Walking around the bushes, he found the pile of excrement on the other side; the boy?s eyes widened in astonishment at the size of the monstrosity. In all these moons at his job, he had treated several patients with severe cases of constipation, and yet Cedarpaw had never seen a pile this huge. It wasn?t just enormously large, the only word that could describe it was... colossal... Could it really have been made by a cat? Maybe it had been a cougar? No, no... it couldn?t have been anything less than a bear to produce that amount... However, that was clearly not bear feces...
His sexual member quickly leaves its sheath, throbbing heavily between his legs.
While the brown feline had difficulty believing that one of his own kind could be capable of expelling something of this size, the female approached, even though apprehensive, disturbed by how terrible the odor was even from a distance. Gravelfang put her paws on her crush's back, then lifting the upper half of her body in this way, and coming across the horrific sight: a dark-colored trunk of shit, showing more than a tail long and a paw wide, with a rocky appearance, covered and surrounded by a sea of ??disgusting, thick, caramel-colored diarrhea. A few steps ahead, another log, even lighter, and yellowish this time, being a little less thick than the other, but much longer, this one was coiling around itself before falling over and starting to pile up disorganizedly on the ground, deforming under its own weight. To top it off, the lower leaves of the bush were practically all covered in the most liquid material expelled in this monumental shit; even the tallest leaves had a worrying amount of splatter on them.
The scene is so impressive and disconcerting that the warrior had lost her speech. All she can do for now is stare at the fecal disaster in silence.
The male?s thoughts run wild in his head, lustful thoughts, all containing the mysterious troublemaker responsible for this mess; he didn?t even feel the weight of the other on him, all he had in his head was the vision before him, and the only coherent thing that came to his mind was:
"Who did this?" he mutters. "StarClan! I have to know who did this! Fuck! Whoever did this must have expelled at least half their own weight... If not more!" he exclaims, raising his voice, not caring that his long-time friend heard his fascination. "Who would be a creature of such perfection to be able to accomplish such a feat? I need this person in my life~''
The poor girl hadn?t even recovered from the shock of seeing this abomination, and out of nowhere the cat she had feelings for was confessing the filthiest of interests... At first she even thought he was worried about the health of the shitter, but soon his words became a confession, one she didn?t wanted to hear, but that for some reason sounded a little familiar...
``What... what are you talking about, Cedar?'' She asks, perplexed ``What madness is this?''
``Who did this, this cat is someone worth breaking the code for~'' He affirms, daydreaming, before becoming confused by the question directed at him ``Hm? Why that tone, Gravel? Are you surprised? I?ve told you this before'' He says with a weak smile ``Back when we started dating, don?t you remember?''
Still on the lighter male?s back, the she-cat looks him in the eyes, astonished; he had never told her anything of sort, she would remember a confession like that! Or... did he? Looking back, to the day she had confessed to him, there was something the cat had actually said, he had asked her jokingly if she wouldn?t mind dating someone weird like him, someone who liked to watch others relieve themselves, to which she had answered yes without hesitation, because that was a joke... wasn?t it...?
``Thinking about it now, you had already mentioned it... but it was a joke.''
``...No, I was being honest, that kind of thing is my thing, you know?'' He says a little awkwardly; he thought she had known about it for a long time.
``But you never said anything again!''
``It?s because you didn?t react, and since it?s not a very pleasant subject I thought it best not to talk about it anymore, especially since we broke up later and I became a medicine cat and such, so that was two more reasons for me not to talk about it.'' The apprentice clarifies. ``...If I had known you didn't know I would have kept quiet today. I must have sounded completely crazy, didn't I?''
The girl?s world collapses, it was too much information at once; first discovering that the person she was trying to win back has a strange fetish, then realizing that he had already confided this to her, and that she could have tried to please him with it before but never did because she never really believed him... Gravelfang feels a little bad about her ignorance.
However, an idea occurs to her, the most absurd idea she had ever had.
She wanted to get back into his life, right? Regardless of whether it was against the code or not, she wanted him, didn?t she? Well, he had this unusual interest, which she had just discovered, and he was dying to find out who would have unloaded such a load, even declaring that "Who did this, this cat is someone worth breaking the code for~", so if she wanted him back, she would have to be that person.
``Oh my, Cedar... I'm really sorry, I always thought it was just a joke...'' Finally gets her paws and upper half, off of her romantic interest's back, and only now does she realize that his rod was full erect, which makes her have silly thoughts ``... Because if I had known this before, if you had told me this yesterday, I would have called you to witness this spectacle!'' She starts to fable as best she could; this was the moment that would define her life ``I never thought that anyone in this clan could find attractive my excretions, which are so exaggerated and... execrable!'' Meows pretending to be embarrassed, and looks away.
``Wait...'' Incredulous with what her friend is telling him; his cock throbs and starts to secrete pre-cum, which was already in production because of the lucky find, but the revelation doubles this and makes the material overflow. He glances at the pile of waste beside him before looking back at her, having trouble imagining her in that situation. ``...So it was you?'' he asks, wanting to believe her.
The boy trusted the girl a lot and didn?t believe she would lie to him, especially about something like that... He had some idea that she wanted to get back together, but he didn?t imagine that she could use his perversion as a means, so he had no reason to doubt her... Maybe this was a joke? It would make sense considering that she thought he was joking in the past, and if that was the case, it would be a good joke... however, her tone was very serious, Gravelfang couldn?t tell jokes without laughing...
Again, the boy had no reason not to believe her, but... there was something that made him unable to truly believe what she said.
The cat remained with her face turned away, still pretending, and because of the distrust hanging in the air, she didn?t look at him or answer anything, afraid of revealing guilt in her eyes or in her voice. Her heart raced. Could she really be that bad of a liar?
At the same time, the warrior could not remain silent. She had to do something, otherwise she would really seem untrue, but what could she do...?
Silence reigns, and this should have been the sign that this negative intuition about the veracity of the story was correct, but instead, the apprentice wanted so much to believe that it really was his friend, that he was starting to fall for her lies, and the possibility that it really was her, makes his eyes shine.
To put the final nail in the coffin, the female turns her face back to him, lowers her head, and answers his last question:
``...It was me...'' She says with a guilty tone, letting out a little fart, and reacting to it with astonishment, as if it were not on purpose.
Pppptt!
When the chubby cat does this, it?s the brown and striped feline?s turn to be start feeling silly.
He sniffs the air eagerly, looking for the gas that the warrior had just emitted, and it?s hard to discern it with the other odor as intense as it was, but he manages to do so; the aroma wasn?t nearly as aggressive, and although the fundamental notes of the smell were similar, the other tones were different, but Cedarpaw doesn?t pay attention, as he was already conditioned to believe the story.
A huge smile takes over his face, and he starts to laugh:
``For StarClan?s sake, Gravel! How long has it been since you went to the dirtplace?'' That more playful tone returning to his voice ``Speaking of which, how could you drop something like that on me in the middle of the clan?s territory? Was there a long line?''
``Oh... yeah... more or less...'' The words he uses make her feel really embarrassed ``It was during the hunting patrol this morning, I was here and it's super far from the camp, right? And I still hadn't caught an acceptable amount of food, so I couldn't go back even if I wanted to.'' Makes a pause think of the next answer ``Uuuhhh... How long? Well... It's been so long that I don't even know anymore! But is that something you ask a lady?''
``You'd be surprised, but yes, I deal with this kind of case from time to time, and I always ask! Well, if you were having trouble evacuating, you should have stopped by the infirmary, I could have fixed that in no time~'' He punctuates the sentence with a wicked laugh.
``That's exactly why I didn't go, I didn't want you to find out about something so delicate and personal.'' As her friend's speech became more and more confident and suggestive, Gravelfang became more and more embarrassed, which only helped her to submerge herself more and more into the character. She was already blushing at this point. ``But of course, it was because I didn't know about this interest of yours yet.''
``So you didn?t want me to know... Is that why you came along to look for herbs with me? To get me away from this area?''
``Of course!'' She exclaims without hesitation, even though she has no idea how the medicine cat had come to that conclusion ``But look, it seems like I ended up failing, right... haha''
Both young adults look at each other silently, as desire burns in the brown cat?s eyes; it had been a few seasons since he had looked at the girl like that, and it was precisely that feeling that she wanted so much to rekindle within her ex.
The young woman gets happy when realizes it, however, the fact that she has to resort to such low methods bothers her a little, not only morally, but also makes her feel a little insecure about her ability to get her man back. Was she really capable of doing this without the use of tricks?
``Well, if you really wanted to hide it, the first step would have been to bury it, ain't it?'' He can barely finish the sentence before starting to laugh at his own joke.
Absorbed in uncertainties, she could not have been more taken by surprise than by the apprentice being himself. The marbled warrior?s voice wavers at this joke, she wanted to laugh, but at the same time, she had to think of an excuse for the real culprit?s lack of decency:
``But... But... how do you expect me to bury this?'' She asks, pointing to the ocean of shit next to her, quickly succumbing to the joke the other had made ``Seriously! It would take me a few hours! Like, look at the size of this shit!'' She loses her character.
Cedarpaw?s laughter intensifies at his old friend?s reaction, and he has to sit down; even when he starts to pant and his belly starts to hurt, he still can?t stop laughing. The cat rests his paw on one of the female?s front paws and looks her in the eyes:
``Call me next time and I?ll help you bury it!'' He meows weakly through his ragged breathing.
``O-Okay, I?ll call you!'' She knew that eventually the conversation would get to this point, after all, it had been her first talk on the subject ``How about tomorrow?'' Proposes without even thinking.
``Tomorrow?'' The striped male chokes, becoming serious at the same time and taking a few seconds to catch his breath. He didn?t expect the proposal to come so quickly ``Of course I want it!''
``Tomorrow at nightfall, how about it?'' The deceitful woman knew that she wouldn?t even be able to come close to producing that unrealistic amount, no matter how much she held or how much she ate, so the best option she had to try to keep this crazy plan was to give her crush what he wanted right away, but in circumstances that they both knew would not be able to compare to what they had seen today. Again, this wasn?t a good idea, but it was the best she could do, so that was what was going to be done ``I just hope that by then I can overcome my stage fright'' She concludes with a shy giggle.
``Aaaawwn'' He melts as he hears the other pretending to be shy ``You?re cuter than I remembered!'' He grabs His ex?s whiskers ``So, around this hour then? Great. I?ll have to see what I can do to get out at that time, but I?ll do my best...'' Only then does the lad realizes the time, looking around and seeing the twilight above them. He had completely forgotten the time ``StarClan! The herbs!''
He yells, letting go of the other?s whiskers and running back to where they had left the little bit of fennel they had extracted. If it were possible to see his skin beneath the hair, you would see how pale he was with terror. A fear of not being able to hook the other, takes over the chubby feline?s heart, but she doesn?t entertain it, and runs after the medicine cat, after all, she had promised to help him collect the herbs.
The moon was already high in the sky when Cedarpaw?s figure slipped into the healers?s den. It was so late that he knew his mentor would be asleep, so he was just careful not to make any noise, but he didn?t worry about not being seen. He hurried to the storeroom and dropped the packages with the herbs on the floor, unwrapping them, and beginning the task of putting them in their proper places.
Concentrating on his work, he only noticed that the black cat was there, behind him, a heartbeat or two before she spoke:
``Look who showed up! What took you so long? Did you go get the herbs from the neighboring clan?s territory?'' She asks ironically, and visibly irritated.
The youngest swallows hard, startled by the sudden appearance of his superior:
``Good night to you too, and no, I didn?t invade any clan today, I took so long because I wasted a lot of time looking for poppies.'' He spits something out as quickly as he can, so as not to give the impression that he was disturbed by her presence, therefore, there was nothing wrong ``You should have seen it, there?s nothing else! Nothing! But our praiseworthy leader needed it, so I kept looking, and look at the time!''
``Sorry, I already knew about the poppy, I forgot to tell you'' She laughs
``Hmpf! Sometimes I think you do it on purpose...''
A cynical smile stretches from one end of the Bombay?s mouth to the other:
``Sometimes yes...'' Although the smile remains, her voice becomes more serious ``The truth is that you took so long, that I even thought I had lost another apprentice! Like, that badger is still out there, right?''
Cedar thinks that the healer was being serious for a moment, and is moved, but when he turns around to confirm his suspicion, his expectations are shattered when he sees the cat still smiling cynically, which makes him roll his eyes:
``Turn your mouth away, Honeyeyes!'' He protests, snorting. His biggest annoyance was with her having played with his feelings, not what was actually said ``Be careful what you say!''
``And you should be careful with what you do'' Now her tone was accusatory, and if the male turned around, he would see that her expression had also changed. The accused?s heart races, and he drops some herbs he had just arranged. What was she talking about? She knew he was flirting with his ex? ...Had anyone seen them?
In doubt, he remains silent.
``The young medicine cat and the young warrior take a quick escape to the flower field, and only reappear late at night... I?ve seen this movie before, I know how it ends.''
He?s not sure, she didn?t seem to know... But what if she did know? What to say, what to say, what to say?
``Your silence says it all.'' The more experienced feline turns to leave ``You?re young, I know how it is, all you want is to get it on, just once, but trust me... there?s no time to regret it.'' She says tiredly, before leaving.
Left with these words echoing in his mind, the cat continues to organize the stock, trying to pretend he wasn?t worried about the fact that she knew he was getting cozy with Gravelfang again.
The furry warrior had returned to the clan with her crush, but she hadn?t entered the camp with him, giving some lame excuse about needing to meet up with the night patrol she was scheduled to join. She then moved a little away from the camp and sat on the grass of the plain, looking at herself and at what she was doing. A part of her had never stopped telling herself that this was a terrible idea and that this whole plan made no sense, but now that was away from the cat she had feelings for, she could analyze what she was doing more cautiously.
What had that been? What had that whole conversation been about? What had she agreed to? What was she thinking?
Her gaze was lost in the night horizon, contemplating these questions, while weakly shaking her head in denial.
She was lying to her friend, so she could fulfill the most repulsive request any cat had ever made of her, simply because she wanted to date the healer again. There was so much wrong with that sentence alone!
Worse than that! There was NOTHING right about this whole story!
First, she wanted the medicine?s apprentice, a cat destined for celibacy, someone who had an oath to keep, and she shouldn?t interfere; yet there she was, ruining a virtuous man.
Second, in order to get back to his life, she was lying to him, who by the way had been her friend practically since they were born, and yet, she was spitting on the trust that the cat placed in her.
Third, the young woman was going to use her crush?s newly discovered perversion to try to win him back, and this fantasy he had was not at all common, but rather the most depraved and disgusting thing she had ever heard of; she had no idea that someone could genuinely like something as absurd as that. The memories of Cedar?s phrases fill her with disgust and the thought of being watched in such a situation fills her with discomfort.
Fourth, okay, if she truly thought that was the way, then it was okay... she could be as blind as she wanted to be, but how could Gravelfang be so ignorant, to the point of believing that she would be able to produce as much as whoever the hell the bastard was, who had shit more than the entire clan throughout the day?
And if she really did that, if she managed to please him, who said he would come back into her life?
Time slips away as she reflects on it.
She felt guilty for her moral deviations and uncomfortable and pressured by the obscenity she would have to do, however, the desire she felt for that cat still spoke louder; Gravelfang could win him back without needing to lower herself so much, but what if she couldn?t? All this madness was no guarantee either, but she was maximizing her chances.
The chubby girl wanted him back at any cost.
Feeling even more confident and determined after the reflection, the warrior stood up and headed back to camp. She had no idea how she could maximize her... excretion, but eating like a horse was probably the way to go.
- I?m sure he must know a thing or two about it... Maybe Honeyeyes... Oh, if only I could ask!
The chubby feline with long, soft fur wakes up with a start. She looks around the warriors' den, looking for the entrance, and realizes that it is still early. Since she was only going out in patrol in the afternoon, she goes back to sleep. She doesn?t have the strength to stay awake even if she really tries.
She woke up again a few hours later, at sunhigh. Weakened, the cat tries to get up, but her legs fail her, and she falls back onto the moss bed; her stomach churned and turned; it was painful and impressive how eating so much could cause such discomfort.
The girl had eaten about three hares, two doves and a whole snake, much more than she was used to, her stomach had not liked it, and now was feeling pain and the urge to vomit. She had overdone it.
To deal with such an excessive amount of food, her body was imitating that of a snake, sleeping and avoiding any movement to spend all her energy digesting.
Unfortunately, there were things the warrior needed to do, she couldn?t stay lying down all day... unless she went to the infirmary... but that would ruin her plan, so it wasn?t an option. Drawing strength from where she didn?t even know she had, the cat got to her feet and with great difficulty headed for the exit.
She takes a peek at the camp before leaving, checking to see if the one she was in love with wasn?t there; not seeing him, she leaves the den.
Gravelfang was already chubby, but thanks to her feast, her figure was even rounder. The unaware might even think she had gained a few pounds overnight, or if they were truly inattentive, they might even think she was pregnant. The female was looking for the patrol that would leave at that time, but she couldn?t see them at the entrance to the camp, where they should be, but since it was still early, she didn?t stress about it. She was going to sit there and wait for them. Since there was no one around, she even took the opportunity to relieve some of the pressure:
ppppbbbtt!
Time goes by and still no one. Had they changed the patrol schedule? But it couldn?t be, because she was always there at that time every day... Who knows, maybe they had brought it forward... Maybe because of that badger? Gravel had no idea. She was getting worried.
When she least expects it, they approach her, however, it is not any of her patrol colleagues, but rather Honeyeyes. The medicine cat had seen the other from afar, and upon catching a glimpse of the warrior, her heart stopped, she could not say for sure, but from afar the chubby cat seemed... to be pregnant. She had to check it out.
``Good morning Gravelfang'' Says the velvety-voiced Bombay, looking the warrior up and down ``Or should it already be good afternoon?''
``Oh! Good morning Honeyeyes!'' Meows amicably, without even suspecting that the other female knew about the affair she was having with her apprentice ``Well, while I haven?t had lunch yet, it?s still morning for me, haha''
``Hahaha, I always say the same thing!'' Up close, the experienced healer could see that things were not what they feared, and she couldn?t help but sigh in relief, which she knew wouldn?t go unnoticed by the youngest, so she tried to justify it by addressing a topic that would make sense for her reaction ``Gravelfang, thank you very much for helping my lazybones yesterday, I?m sure that if you hadn?t gone with him, he would have only came back in the morning, out of spite.''
``Don't worry, you're welcome, I know how difficult Cedar can be to deal with, but is that he?s very dependent, you know?'' She giggled
``Men are like that, am i right?'' She laughed too, before excusing herself to leave ``Well, I have to go back to the infirmary to treat some patients, so see you. Come by later!''
``I?ll stop by when I get back from patrol, then I?ll bring you one of those jays you like!''
The cat with shiny black fur didn?t answer, just nodded before returning to her den. She would like to have a word with the other about her corrupting her apprentice, but the middle of the clan was not a good place for this, and the truth is that it was not up to her to do that, having this kind of conversation with Cedarpaw was her obligation as a mentor, but Gravelfang was already a warrior, she had to know what she could and could not do.
Almost in sync with the older female's departure, the clanmates who would go on the afternoon patrol began to arrive, and without delay the group left the clan for the routine inspection.
Even with this extra time she had to rest before getting down to business, the rotund cat was still not in a condition to walk long distances, and ended up not contributing much to the activities of the excursion.
When they returned, it was already late, around the same time that the young woman had gone to meet her crush the day before, and the girl would do the same thing today if she weren?t dead. This had been the most excruciating walk around the clan she had ever taken, her stomach bubbling and burning as it shook heavily with each step, which only intensified the pain. At least now digestion was almost complete and her belly no longer hurt.
However, the urge to defecate was already here, before the time agreed with the healer?s apprentice.
The obsessed cat had chosen that time for a reason. It was usually around that time that she went to the dirtplace to evacuate, every day without fail. By going to help the boy, she had already violated her routine, but she had taken advantage of this disturbance to her biological clock, to use the opportunity to accumulate more fecal matter, however, as the minutes passed, it was becoming more and more difficult to hold it in. Maybe it would be better to stop by the medicine cats? den and warn Cedarpaw?
Gravelfang frowned, unsure of what to do. Her friend had already said that he would have difficulty leaving at that agreed time, but that he would plan for it. Therefore, if she showed up there before the scheduled time, he might be busy or something. But with the contents of her intestines exerting increasing force against her back door, she didn?t have many options left. The problem would be what to do if she timed herself to arrive while they were performing some delicate procedure. Certain of her decision, she hunts for a jay in the fresh-kill pile, and armed with the bird, heads to the healers? den.
Upon entering the space, she came across the male with light eyes feeding, and his mentor preparing a package of herbs, which was probably intended for the leader.
Seeing her enter, Cedarpaw gives her a reproachful look, as if telling her not to go in there. Confused, the warrior stopped and tried to understand why he was looking at her like that. He didn?t seem busy, nor was there a single patient there, so he wouldn?t be busy any time soon... Was there something she wasn?t seeing? Was it because the deputy hadn?t gone to get the herbs yet and must be furious with the duo?
``Ah, Gravelfang, you?re right on time!'' Exclaims the black cat ``Actually, a little late because I just ate, but I?ll accept the treat.''
``Don?t bother, I?ll eat it for you.'' Interjects the apprentice, pointing to the floor in front of him ``You can leave it here.''
``And since when do you like jaybirds, you idiot?'' The older woman asks, already frowning
``I don?t like it, but I?ll make this sacrifice so you can stay in shape'' He looks at her with a mischievous smile
``Oh! Oh, how good it is that I have my faithful apprentice to take risks for me and help me maintain my sculpted body! Oh! What would become of me if it weren?t for Cedarpaw!'' Meows ironically, before returning to her task, realizing that she was getting the dosage of some herb wrong ``Hey, you?re distracting me! If i take a life from the leader, it'll be your fault, huh! I?ll say that you were the one who made this package!''
During the discussion between the two cats responsible for the den, the visitor enters, worried about what that look meant, and leaves the dead animal within reach of the paws of the cat of the same age.
``Oh really? And you think Gravel won?t contradict you?'' Challenges the striped feline
The yellow-eyed Bombay doesn?t answer, she just shakes her head negatively while recounting the dosages of the tranquilizers, before closing the package and announcing loudly:
``Hey, I?m going to take this to the deputy before she comes here to bother me about this stock again. I?ll be right back'' Then she grabs the package made of leaves ``When I get back, I want to see that jay where it is.'' And then she runs out of the den to deliver the order.
As soon as the healer leaves the room, the man subordinate to her sighs in relief:
``Gravel, what are you doing here so early?'' He asks very worried.
``It?s just that I started to feel... you know...'' As if to prove the sentence, the girl?s intestines emit a moist rumble, almost a roar
``Ouch...'' Hearing the phrase and the noise make the feline get both worried and even more excited ``okay... oh, what do I do?'' Anxiety permeates his voice ``Dear, we have a big problem...''
``A problem?'' The warrior's body tenses up, and not because of the adversity that has not yet been revealed, but because she tries to contain one of the fierce advances of the avalanche inside her, which responds to the restraint with a muffled roar ``Ugh! Worse than that?''
``It's Honeyeyes, she knows about us...''
The expression of pain and effort was still on the girl's face when she heard the terrible news; it takes a few moments for her to understand the risk they were running, before her expression is consumed by panic:
``She knows? What do you mean she knows?'' Her tail begins to whip incessantly, and she begins to tremble, having to sit down ``Did she see us? Oh StarClan!'' With the wave of weakness, she begins to have difficulty continuing to hold on, letting a wet fart escape ``I'm emotional, sorry.''
Praaaplplplp!
``Calm down, calm down'' The brown cat extends his arms around the torso of the gray-haired one, and wraps her in a hug ``She didn?t see us, like, factually, but she imagines that we?re getting involved.'' He sniffs the polluted air, inhaling the filth of rotten meat and the undeniable smell of shit; she wasn?t exaggerating when she said she needed to go. He has to calm the commotion that was happening between his legs.
This type of touch was not at all common among the members of the clan, not in an affectionate tone like this, but the chubby girl in love understands the nature of the gesture in this context, and feels comforted, returning the hug. A new gurgle, and a new excursion inside her, don?t allow her to forget her urgencies, though.
``I understand... but what now, what are we going to do? Should we abandon everything and stop meeting for a while?'' She asks sadly.
``...No'' Says the healer after thinking for a while, loosening his grip and breaking free from her embrace ``Actually, I still don?t know what we?re going to do in the future, but I know what to do now'' He walks to the stock of medicinal herbs, where he picks up some leaves and brings them to the cat, placing them on the floor in front of her ``They?re laxative herbs, you?re going to eat them, we?re going to the dirtplace, we?re going to pray that there?s no one there but us, and if our dearest shows up, I?ll tell her that you were having trouble evacuating, I gave you the purgatives, we ran there so as not to dirty the infirmary, and that I?m watching to make sure everything?s okay. How does it sound?''
``Hm...'' Gravelfang looks at the herbs and listens to the plan with uncertainty, she was about to explode... was it really necessary to take those medicines? ``Do you think this will really work? Do you think she?ll only accept it if you say that?''
``I want to see her prove that I?m not there doing my job!'' He says with fire in his voice.
Still uncertain, the female takes the three leaves at once and swallows them without even chewing, in order to minimize the bitter and vomit-inducing taste that all the plants had, especially these ones. Unintentionally grimacing, she tries to smile at her beloved, who responds to her smile by rubbing himself against her, before saying:
``Let?s go, before she shows up.''
The male just glances at the movement of the camp, to make sure that his mentor was not nearby, or watching them, and as he detects nothing, he makes a tail signal for him to be followed, and so, the cats leave the den, running to the communal latrine that was the dirtplace, hoping that no one was using it at the moment.
The dirtplace was located right next to the camp, and was basically a large den where clan members went to relieve themselves, and not for the convenience of being close by, using the dirtplace was a civil obligation; everyone had to use this den to relieve themselves. Therefore, the person responsible for the scene that the young pair found near the flower field, was a delinquent. Maybe it was just someone desperate for privacy, once that this word was not synonymous with that environment...
There was an unspoken agreement among the clan members that they would always check to see if anyone was inside the den before entering, and would wait until the other was finished if possible. However, there were those for whom manners and education had no value, and would enter and make use of the space without a care. They were hoping that none of these more shameless colleagues would show up.
When the duo arrive, they find no one waiting outside the tunnel that leads to the restroom, which is already a great sign:
``Anyone there?'' the boy shouts, hoping not to hear any response. ``I'm coming in!''
The sound of his voice echoes down the tunnel, and no one responds, making him put his first paw in the tunnel. However, he gives up when he does so, and instead of going in, makes room for his friend to go first:
``How rude of me, ladies first, please,'' he insists politely, smiling.
``Oh, thank you sir,'' She replies, passing by the other and slapping her tail in his face before starting to descend.
The male feels the entirety of his ex's thick, furry tail rub against his face for a long time before the female advances along the narrow path; It had been so many moons since he had felt this for the last time... this was a common provocation that Gravelfang used to do to him, to which his reaction was to bite the tip of her tail and give it a tug, which would make the female emit a soft moan.
His eager gaze held a lustful glint as he watched the cat?s wide hips sway as she walked. Since yesterday, when he returned to the infirmary, the horny being had been thinking about her this way, remembering her modest but desirable curves and her sweet face. If she had been the one who had made that pile, she was the one he wanted to wake up next to every morning!
He shook his head before following after her.
Cedarpaw was trying to suppress the desires he was feeling; he was a medicine cat, he couldn?t feel this! Yeah, this whole situation was intended to satisfy his darkest fantasies, in fact, however, he wasn?t going to have physical contact with the other, he was just going to watch and enjoy himself... it was merely an act of consensual voyeurism, the code said nothing against it...
And he knew that if he provoked the other, the result would be only one, they would end up having sex, so he has to restrain himself and just watch that soft, furry tail, wagging in front of him, begging to be bitten.
The cat stops abruptly at the end of the passage, having been forced to inertia by a noisy cramp in her gut, which she has to dedicate all her strength and effort to contain, in order to prevent it from erupting on the individual behind her. Despite her best efforts, a wet fart is released, carrying with it several splashes of chocolate-colored liquid.
ffRRRLRLRORLORLORL!
The apprentice expected to enjoy some gusts of wind emitted by the warrior, but he did not expect to be at risk because of it; when she stopped so abruptly, that ominous sound made him think that was it, that he was going to take a shower of intestinal waste, but fortunately he only had a fetid breeze pushed into his lungs, and some boiling splashes sprinkled on his face. He chokes and coughs in response; having a bunch of methane shoved out of nowhere into his airways was not something he had experience with. The smell was much stronger than the one he had smelled yesterday, or even the one he smelled some minutes ago, much richer and sharper, but the testing conditions had also been different.
The show hadn?t even started yet, and his sexual organ was already vomiting pre-cum copiously.
After almost plastering her crush?s face with crap, the girl in love takes a step to the side, opening the way for her friend, and at the same time hiding herself from anyone looking from outside. It was a great idea to agree to take the purgatives, because if she still felt ashamed of having to relieve herself in front of the other, there was no shame in the world that would be able to make her hold on for even one more second.
Against the wall, she squats unceremoniously and feels the pleasure of finally being able to let all that mass slide out of her.
rlrlrlbbBBRRAAAAAARLRL!
A new fart fires off, extending for many seconds, showing a reinforced medium tone, which reverberates dryly in the acoustics of the room, despite expelling liquid shit from the edges of the she-cat?s ass, which was being kept open by a soft shit beam, which slowly marched towards the exit. The feline takes a deep breath and exerts force, accelerating the movement of the trunk, and its porous constitution makes it crackle noisily, as it accumulates on the already abused soil of the place; a few more small farts escape along with it, none of them long, but all constant, which indicated that she had a lot of gas trapped inside her, confined right behind this anaconda of fecal matter.
frrRRT! PRRRT! fffrrprpr!
Without delay, the den - which already had an unpleasant odor by default - is flooded by the stench of the girl?s gases and dark feces. The notes of decadence were the most distinguishable, even though they were not very sharp, tangled in them were nuances of something somewhat insipid, and somewhat sweet. The fragrance?s entry was not striking, but the middle made it seem like it would never leave their lungs.
Only now that the relief of defecating was upon her, did the young woman turn to Cedarpaw, noticing him staggering into the space, somewhat disoriented:
``Cedar, I?m sorry, I didn?t mean to'' She didn?t think the eproctophile would be bothered by what happened, but by the way he?s acting, she was not sure. ``I didn?t dirty you...did I?''
With some difficulty, the striped one manages to catch his breath. He would stay where he was to watch his friend?s bowel movement, since he had already missed the beginning, but this way he would remain in front of the entrance, in view of the others. He soon goes around the star of the show and stops on the other side of her, only then finally responds, laughing softly:
``No, it?s okay, you did get me dirty, but it?s okay, I?ll fix it later'' He says, running his paw over his face to remove the sticky speckles.
``You have to clean yourself soon, otherwise my smell will never leave you!'' Exclaims the gray one, still pushing, but feeling the long cylinder finally approaching its end
``What I think will never leave me was that bomb you dropped on my face!'' He jokes, but with a provocative tone, bringing his snout closer to the other?s ass and sniffing the material she expelled ``Oh, I can?t even smell the stench that must be in here'' he lets out a nasal laugh at the end; he was enjoying the stink that had taken over the place.
``S-Sorry...'' She replied, lowering her head, feeling guilty. With her head down, she could see the apprentice?s dick secreting an endless river of viscous liquid... she blushes ``You?ve grown a lot down there...''
``Hm?'' It?s funny to see him lose his confident posture and get flattered ``Yeah... A little... And you?ve grown behind!'' He holds himself back from giving his ex?s ass a little squeeze
``Haha! I?ve grown EVERYWHERE!'' She gives a low, stifled laugh ``Mainly to the sides''
``Don?t say that like it?s a bad thing, the way you say it, everyone who hears it thinks you?re the size of a kittypet.'' He says, trying to keep her spirits up, even though they wasn?t getting lower.
The log continues to progressively elongate, until it seems like it could reach a tail in length, but the closer it gets, the more its consistency softens and it breaks down, being swallowed by its increasingly larger pores, which stored gas. When the log reaches about three-quarters of a tail, its physical structure can no longer maintain itself and gives way, and the many pounds of pressure contained behind the stub eject the remains with force, hitting the wall like a slap.
BBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPP!
The shot of mud that the small cannon fired at the wall, made the transgressor of the healers? code turn his face away, after all he didn?t need more fecal coliforms on his face, but he didn?t even need to be close to be able to contemplate such a thunder. The reverberation inside the room at that volume almost becomes painful. He is left speechless, and without reaction, just looking at the chubby cat, who also seemed confused.
Her ears perk up in alarm, and her fur bristles in fright, upon hearing the deafening boom her bumper was making. The female, who was still pushing, stops immediately, which doesn?t stop the emission, but makes it significantly decrease in volume. Shocked, she raises one of her paws to her mouth, while her cheeks burn madly with embarrassment. She had never let out one as loud as that... She had never even heard one so loud...
As much as she knew he had enjoyed it, she couldn?t help but feel genuinely embarrassed about it. Everyone did number two, no one actively wanted to be watched in the act, although it happened, but everyone did it; and everyone farted, sometimes close to others, in fact, BUT, no one farted that loud.
With her embarrassed look, the farter looks in the other?s direction.
The empty expression of the light-eyed being is gradually replaced by a silly smile, he was thrilled, Gravelfang really was perfect.
The throbbing of his thirsty spear demanded some action. The boy really wanted to be able to comply, but he couldn?t. Observing his fetish was the ultimate exception he would make for himself. This was the greatest indulgence he would make, no matter that he was falling in love with the gray warrior again.
He searched for words to break the silence.
PWOOOORRsslslsls!
Before he could have the chance to open his mouth, another flatulence erupted from the gassy furball that was the warrior. This gaseous expulsion was not as loud as the previous one, and was quickly replaced by a watery jet, which carried in its liquid form, several pellets and pieces of more consistent feces - which were still quite soft. The first jet is propelled against the wall, and obliterates the dirt without mercy, as if it were the jet of a high-pressure washer, obviously splashing everything around, including both cats, which makes Gravelfang cut the flow and bend down even lower to try to avoid the splashes.
The second gush is as pressurized as the first, and continues to launch several droplets into the space, but in directions less dangerous for the felines. The liquid was so thin and watery that it was absorbed by the earth as soon as it made contact, fortunately, because the smell of this diarrhea was more unpleasant than that of the rest.
``Oh, Cedar... I?ve never shit so much!'' She reveals without meaning to, immediately realizing and correcting herself with haste ``I mean, like, from one day to the next and such... These herbs really do give you a boost, don?t they?''
``Well... They shouldn't, they just stimulate bowel movements... But maybe it was a high dose for you...'' He tries to correct his friend's train of thought ``Or maybe you ate something that didn't sit well...'' Another ironic comment comes to his mind, and of course he wouldn't spare his friend ``Huh, i really deserve it, you wanting to blame some laxatives, for the fact that you shit for three.''
Although she had been entertained by the comment, the feline responded by emitting a grunt of tiredness and discomfort; she closed her eyes and grimaced, feeling the action of the purgatives causing her cramps again.
She began to think about the tom-cat?s speech. Could one of yesterday?s hares have been unfit for consumption? Or could it have been that snake? Most cats avoided snakes and the like, so there had to be a reason for that, right? Besides, what was going through her head when she decided to eat an entire snake?
Her asshole continued to gush out in torrents, and at this point the cat was already feeling a little numb in her legs from having been crouched down for so long, and her aforementioned hole was also tired after vomiting that endless torrent non-stop, but luckily for her, the flow began to weaken and finally ended, saying goodbye with one last fart:
PPPPTPTLTLPTLPTLPT!
The female with the marbled fur lets out an exhausted sigh, but remains in position, despite the state her legs were in. She smiles at the other, whose eyes seemed to shine as he admired the chaos she had created, which makes her gather up courage and take a look at her work: a brown trunk, almost a paw wide and almost a tail long, which had been completely deformed by the pressure of the stream of watery diarrhea, that in turn had penetrated the ground and disappeared, but left behind a large wet spot, the real dimensions of which could barely be seen, because of the countless pieces and pellets of shit covering the floor where it had been. The wall had been shot with soft fecal material, which was then swept away, leaving another large humid stain in its place.
The young woman is amazed at the mess she had made; she had never shit so much in her entire life! That same shame she felt when she let out the loudest and longest fart in her life, returns, her production wasn?t nearly as big as that cat in the forest - who she suspected wasn?t really a cat - but she feels embarrassed imagining that amount could fit inside her... At least, it seemed like her plan had worked, the male seemed to be hooked on what he was seeing. StarClan... This better have worked.
After witnessing that phenomenal performance, there was already a pool of seminal fluids between the lad?s paws, and he began to doubt whether he would be able to continue controlling himself. He wanted that she-cat, and he knew that she wanted him too. His gaze was fixed on the pile of feces produced by the feline, but his mind was elsewhere.
He was wondering: what if he gave that pull, the same one he couldn?t give? If he had done it then, he would have taken a shower, but what if he did it now? Maybe he would awaken a new wave of diarrhea in his colleague, maybe, but he knew that the two would end up copulating on the floor of that foul place.
Both were so distracted by the thoughts in their little heads that they didn?t notice at first, but there were footsteps approaching, and they weren?t on the surface, they were already in the tunnel, almost entering the den. The two look at each other for a second, confusion and concern in their eyes:
``Don?t come in... it?s occupied..." The one with the light eyes meows in a hesitant, guilty voice. That rhythm, that weight... he knew who it was... ``He brings his front paws together in front of his sexual member, to try to hide it.''
The beautiful Bombay emerges from the claustrophobic passage with her yellow eyes already staring in the direction of the apprentice, her expression was not at all happy, however her frown is disturbed by confusion when she sees the scene:
``Cedarpaw... What in StarClan's name, is this!?'' She asks, scandalized; clearly she expected to find another scene inside.
The boy had the whole discourse in his head, he had reviewed what he was going to say several times so that he could recite the speech without delay and without mistakes if necessary, however, when caught by his mentor he freezes.
``Hi Honeyeyes... I was a little... constipated, right? Then Cedar gave me some herbs and came with me to make sure I was going to be okay and... and... to analyze my poop to see what could have caused it...'' She invents when notices that her crush had hesitated.
``...That?s right, I thought it would be better to come along and do some examinations and stuff...'' He says, turning his face away from the waste and looking at the black cat.
The confusion on Honeyeyes? face dissolved into distrust when she heard the nonsense. She wasn?t really sure what was happening there, and although their statement was strange, it could be legitimate, but either way, she couldn?t believe them, mainly because, no matter how much her student tried to hide it, she could see that behind his front paws, he had an erect and throbbing cock.
``Oh, really? So, ?medicine cat?, what?s your verdict?'' Despite using ?medicine cat? ironically, the question wasn?t rhetorical, or a joke of any kind
``The truth is that I still can?t give it.'' He tries to answer as immediately as he can, because hesitating around his teacher had been what caused this change in expression ``After all, our friend isn?t finished yet''
``Yeah... It seems that even with the laxatives, I?m not having much success today...'' She gives an awkward laugh at the end, tense with the possibility of the black cat contesting that. Gravel wouldn?t be able to prove this statement if necessary
``Oh really? I see, what a committed healer you are, Cedar, staying in the same closed environment with a weakened patient, marinating in the stench of this filthy place, not caring about having first-hand the most disgusting sights there are'' She replies in mockery, looking them both up and down
``Well, this job is like this, you know'' He tries to remain calm, but his heart was almost jumping out of his mouth, the Bombay?s ironic phrase said it all, she didn?t believe anything he had said, and now he was afraid of what she would do about it. Looking at his friend, he could see her trembling with terror.
The healer examines the two suspects? restless faces, thinking about what to do. Her range of options was very limited by the information she had, she had only their testimony and her own suspicions, she hadn?t seen anything wrong - even though she had seen something very strange - and she hadn?t heard anything suspicious while she was outside, so she couldn?t do anything about it, just stay and watch to pressure them...
She didn?t want to stay in that fetid environment, but they were clearly trying to pull the wool over her eyes, pretending the situation was legitimate to make her leave, so they could fuck all night... but that didn?t make sense either! If they were going to violate the code, why would they do it in the bathroom where anyone could enter? What if...
A crazy theory comes to the older woman?s mind, followed by a crazy idea to put an end to the doubt, and in a fit of delirium, she decides to carry it out. She was almost certain of her suspicion, remembering the student?s previous behavior, it would make a lot of sense if that were the truth... And there was only one way to find out:
``I wanted to say no, but you?re right, kid.'' She admits before starting to fake an anxious expression, looking at the exit and back at them ``Hmm, I?m not a big fan of spectators'' She confesses, laughing nervously ``but since you?re going to extend your stay a little longer, there?s no other way. I hope you don?t mind if I relieve myself too'' She walks to the place where Cedar was ``Excuse me?''
The subordinate carefully turns his body in the direction of her gaze, trying his best to hide his erection. The male?s heart was already racing with the whole situation, but in reaction to the insinuation, it goes to out of pace; he couldn?t believe what he was hearing. That lazy girl wasn?t saying that. It couldn?t be serious.
When she stops in front of him, waiting for him to move, he just freezes. The mix of emotions makes his head spin, and a blank expression appears on his face. His body was ready to react, even shaking from holding back the impulse, but his brain couldn?t send a single signal.
"Look, if you don?t give me that spot, I?ll be in your way, and you won?t be able to run away if you need to. Just saying." She warns, amused, but with provocative overtones. Overtones that perhaps didn?t even exist, but were being created by the young man?s burning mind.
After many beats of his accelerated heart, the brown cat finally manages to regain the ability to react. However, he couldn?t move, because if he dared to leave his current position - which didn?t hide his instrument very well - his teacher would have a direct view of it, which would only give her the clear proof that he was thinking about breaking the code.
Seeing the apprentice?s hesitation, the feline with beautiful black fur, squats at the exact spot where she is, in front of him, and practically sighs in his face:
``Okay, it?s up to you.''
The thin, long tail of the oldest in the room, rises, reiterating that she was serious, she was really going to unload everything and now it was only a matter of moments before it happened, even so, Cedar could not believe that this was really happening, the person he had trained with for so many moons, to whom he owed respect, one of the hottest cats in that clan - if not the hottest - and who had always been not very open about these matters, was about to let loose, while looking him deep in the eyes, and he could not react.
He felt a tightening in his balls, they were full and sensitive to the slightest impulses, and this situation with the slender female was taking him to the limit.
Even without having a very clear view of the process, because of his position, the libertine realizes that it has already begun, by some slight tremors in the Bombay?s tail, and by a soft crackling that can be heard. This crackling was not nearly as loud as that of the warrior?s excrement, so the boy assumes that the materiality would be different, possibly denser and more fibrous. A thud is heard next, as if someone had hit the ground hard, and then another brief crackling and a repetition of the same impact.
The lower-ranking man begins to feel distressed, he looked down but saw nothing and looking up had the same result. He had already broken eye contact with his mentor a long time ago, he could not look her in the eyes while he was tempted by desire, and now he looked at his own paws, embarrassed. He didn?t like what he felt, he didn?t know why she was doing this, all he knew was that he really wanted to watch her shit...
To try to distract himself, he looked at the chubby girl, who had her eyes wide open in horror as she watched the episode. Judging by her expression, she should be able to see the scene perfectly. Damn! How he wished he were in her place right now! He could only imagine how fat and stiff the lumps expelled by Honeyeyes must be.
And as fuel for his imagination, the stench hits him like a rock, it had super prevalent opening notes of carrion, but at the same time it was neither thin nor monotonous, but very full-bodied with almost earthy tones, and a touch of eggs in the background, without a doubt a detestable and brutal odor.
The striped-furred guy?s nose starts to burn, given such might, and he sneezes once or twice in response, anyway, no matter how noxious that damn smell was, he was loving it. His head starts to enhance the idea of the hidden spectacle: surely her feces must be cracked like arid soil, and super long... just like...
Without realizing it, he was basically imagining that scene, and only when he notices it, does the apprentice realize that it was the same fragrance with the same notes, it was just stronger now, because it was live and in a closed space, but it was the same... Cedarpaw shivers all over.
The aroma of the feline?s excretions, which were the same age, could not even come close to the intensity of this odor, and although the fundamental notes had the same carrion base, the body and other tones of the fragrances were very different. His friend had lied to him... the eproctophile felt betrayed and lost.
He raised his head towards the gray warrior and looked at her, disconcerted. The male felt like an idiot, he should have known, he should have suspected that... it didn?t make sense... No, he wasn?t angry, maybe disappointed, she had played with his expectations, but at the same time, they had gotten closer, and he had realized that he wanted to be closer to her, again...
Observing her, he could see that her eyeballs were red and watering because of the intensity miasma that had set in. Despite this whole absurd situation unfolding, the warrior had helped him lie to his mentor, and remained by his side, faithful as ever. She was like that, she did things that meant things instead of saying what she wanted right away, if she had lied to help him, it was her way of saying he was worth it, if she had agreed to do something so reprehensible to him, just because he liked it, it was her way of saying she wanted to be with him.
No, he wasn?t angry, on the contrary.
Prrraaaaaapt!
Hearing more pieces of shit fall to the floor, he turns his increasingly disturbed gaze to the black cat, who had her eyes closed tightly while pushing. A very high-pitched, low-volume fart can be heard, and then her face changes, becoming relaxed, a bit silly in fact; the young man is not sure, but he could hear something piling up continuously. Distressed, he lets out a grunt of anguish.
He had already lost his mind, he didn?t even know how he hadn?t jumped over the marbled feline to admire the older woman?s monumental shit... This was going to be so inelegant, it was going to be so rude, and he wanted to maintain his decency...
Contrary to his attempt to maintain the little dignity he still had left, his balls just give up and start to contract, shooting several shots of sperm at the back of his paws. There was no way the two of them couldn?t see this. The cat bares his teeth and closes his eyes in reaction.
Gravelfang suddenly stands up and announces, trembling:
``I think I'm done... you can give me your diagnosis later.''
And without wasting time, she runs to the tunnel, and is possible to hear her trotting to the surface, leaving mentor and apprentice alone inside the fetid den. Cedar could have sworn he saw the fugitive's cheeks fill up before she disappeared; it was probably vomit.
Alone, Honeyeyes looks at the youngest with curiosity and anxiety, she seemed to be waiting for some reaction from him, who in turn shrinks under her gaze.
The light-eyed cat felt dirty ejaculating in the presence of the other, to the other, and her provocation... He had been caught red-handed by the person who should have demanded honor from him, and he had still lost to her provocation. He knew she was seeing the growing pool of white liquid around him, there was nothing else to do, it was over. He glances at his mentor and finds her still looking at him the same way.
What did she want? Give him a scolding? Why didn?t she just start at once?
He knew what she was waiting for, she wanted him to accept defeat.
A few more heartbeats and they were both stuck in that same inertia, but Cedar was giving in, he was always the one who had to give in, he could never win against Honeyeyes, although this time it was worth losing.
sssssssssffffffff...
When a long and almost silent wind began to slide from the she-cat's arse, the one with the lowest position threw in the towel, leaving where he was, leaving a pond of cum behind, and positioning himself next to the growing mountain of shit, finally being able to look at that work of art:
A yellowish caramel-colored trunk of crap, about a paw and a half wide, was lying broken into four pieces on the ground; they had become disconnected from each other as the main body was being expelled, breaking into several sections not only because of the cracks they had, but mainly because of their weight; just looking at them, at their solid and compacted interior, one could tell that they were very heavy. Most were three paws long, but some seemed to be larger, but it was difficult to tell for sure because above them lay a spiral of softer, yellower shit, of the same thickness, without breaks or cracks, all one piece, and which continued to grow, as the Bombay continued to expel the immeasurable extension of this polished cylinder; For now, its length was about a tail, but the cat showed no signs of stopping, so...
This amazing sight stir emotions, and his balls make one last movement tonight, propelling a single continuous jet of cum. It wasn?t strong enough to fly far, but it was an intense orgasm, gushing out disorderly like a waterfall for a few seconds. He tried to stifle a moan of pleasure, but failed.
Before satisfaction could take over the teacher?s face, astonishment took over, shocked by the amount of semen that the lad could produce, first that lake in front of her, and now this other one on the side... yeah, it seems that watching was his intention with the warrior after all...
``Well, that explains a lot...'' The medicine cat murmured ``Well... that's relieving, I thought you were fucking her.''
``No, just watching'' He sighed defeated. Part of him was grateful that the older one had shown up and ruined everything, but another part of him hadn?t liked the interruption, and they were both restless, afraid of what the cat would do next.
``You know that now, you?re going to take care of all the patients with diarrhea, forever, right?'' Noticing the man?s dejected tone, she tried to cheer him up with a joke. This sentence wasn?t entirely a joke though.
``Yeaaah, finally!'' He celebrated playfully, trying to overcome the embarrassment and apprehension
Both of them remained silent after the brief interaction, not really knowing what to say. The silence was broken by the silent fart that the feline was still letting out, ending with a very loud noise.
...ffffFFRRRRTTT!
``And now you know how I stay in shape, surprise!'' She was still trying to lighten the mood a little
``I should have suspected...'' He's not sure, but judging by her manner, it seemed like she wasn't upset this time... Maybe it was a very delicate subject that she preferred not to touch on, or didn't feel the need to touch on ``Were you really going to tell me one day if this hadn't happened?''
``I don't know, probably not...'' The long piece of shit she was excreting finally ends, about two tails long, and as soon as it ends a new log starts to go down to the pile ``But you know what my biggest question is? How did you convince someone like Gravelfang to let you watch her do something like that?
Cedarpaw was going to tell the story of how it happened, but instead he preferred to keep it a mystery:
``How did I do it, huh? Hmm... Maybe one day I'll tell you...''
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