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Right'o then! As the above quote announces - I'm not dead yet! XD
Uncle Sam has had me out on an extended deployment for the past 6 months with only minimal stops in port and no scanner in sight. No scanner means no uploads...
I won't bother y'all with the details, but now that I'm (hopefully) back for a bit, I'm going to start uploading the highlights of my sketchbook for those whom care to enjoy.
This is my most recent complete and clean sketch... only a few minor things I have issues with - mostly that bloody forepaw on the right. BUT I'm done with it and am not touching it again - So There! >P
Anywho, more to come as I get time. It's 2am... and I have to be at work in 4 hours. Joy. e.e;",
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