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It has the distinction of being the first ever picture featuring Camilla Aquino, the spirited coyote pup. She was supposed to be an incidental character, but I liked the design so much that I refined it a bit and folded her into the regular cast. The panda and cougar, on the other hand, probably won't be making any future appearances.\n\nAnyway! The changing machine should be a familiar concept to anyone who's ever watched the Warner Bros. cartoon short Baby Bottleneck, produced after World War II as lighthearted commentary on the \"baby boom\" population explosion in the United States. Newborn animals would be set on a conveyor belt, then diapered and fed before being shipped via FedStork to their parents. In hindsight, it does bring up some disturbing questions about the origin of the babies (were they built on an assembly line? Were they spit out of a giant mechanical vagina?), but when you were eight, you just appreciated it for its slapstick comedy. Well, that and [i]other[/i] things, if you had infantilist tendencies.\n\nI took the concept of the conveyor belt in a new direction, imagining it as a convenient way to deal with messy toddlers at a mall or large department store. Just pop in a few quarters, set the cub on the belt, and the machine does the rest! Who needs to spend a tender moment with your son and daughter? Let modern technology deal with that hassle for you! (Okay, this is turning into a commentary on the negligence of today's parents, so I'll just stop now.)", "description_bbcode_parsed": "If you liked this picture, give some alms to the poor at mneko13@yahoo.com.


Here's an oldie that was originally posted over on the other furry art site (er, you know the one).  It has the distinction of being the first ever picture featuring Camilla Aquino, the spirited coyote pup.  She was supposed to be an incidental character, but I liked the design so much that I refined it a bit and folded her into the regular cast.  The panda and cougar, on the other hand, probably won't be making any future appearances.

Anyway!  The changing machine should be a familiar concept to anyone who's ever watched the Warner Bros. cartoon short Baby Bottleneck, produced after World War II as lighthearted commentary on the "baby boom" population explosion in the United States.  Newborn animals would be set on a conveyor belt, then diapered and fed before being shipped via FedStork to their parents.  In hindsight, it does bring up some disturbing questions about the origin of the babies (were they built on an assembly line?  Were they spit out of a giant mechanical vagina?), but when you were eight, you just appreciated it for its slapstick comedy.  Well, that and other things, if you had infantilist tendencies.

I took the concept of the conveyor belt in a new direction, imagining it as a convenient way to deal with messy toddlers at a mall or large department store.  Just pop in a few quarters, set the cub on the belt, and the machine does the rest!  Who needs to spend a tender moment with your son and daughter?  Let modern technology deal with that hassle for you!  (Okay, this is turning into a commentary on the negligence of today's parents, so I'll just stop now.)", "writing": "", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "", "pools_count": 0, "title": "The Changing Machine", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "image/png", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "0", "rating_name": "General", "ratings": [], "submission_type_id": "1", "type_name": "Picture/Pinup", "guest_block": "t", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "2", "views": "1024" }