Darth Vader (After just revealing to Luke who his father is): Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.

Luke looks around.

Darth Vader: Come with me. It is the only way.

Luke: Do... do you think... we can dress up in doggie costumes while we do it.

There is a long awkward silence.

Darth Vader: Son... That would be fur-tastic!

Luke (with a retarded beaming smile): Meow!

Cut to Luke and Vader both doing Caramelldansen with dog ears and tail (with Stormtroopers in the background as backup dancers).