Spyro Farts On Sparx *Gulp* "Mmmhhmmm! That was delicious!" Spyro said and he finished eating lunch. He was feeling daring today, so he decided to munch on a bunch of chili peppers. Now that he was done, Spyro looked at his firefly brother, Sparx. "I don't know why you eat that stuff. You're already fat." Sparx said with snark. "I'm small for a dragon. Besides I always fly my best when I eat spicy food. BBBEEELLCH" Spyro said, finishing his statement with a hardy belch. "Yeah, I'm sure your dragon buddies love you farting on them 100 feet in the air." Sparx replied. "Hehe, I-I don't do that." Spyro said sheepishly. His usually purple cheeks turned a shade of red. "Whatever." Sparx said, he could tell the conversation was making Spyro uncomfortable, so he changed the subject. "Are you ready for target practice?" Sparx said as he and Spyro entered a field with wooden targets placed in the distance. "You bet. I'll show you what those peppers can realyl do." Spyro said as he got into position. He focused on a target and got ready to spit out a fire ball, but when he opened his mouth only smoke came out. "Boy, you sure showed me." Sparx said sarcastically. "Huh?" Spyro said in confusion. He felt his tummy begin to make a commotion. *ggggrrrrllll* "Wait, wait. Here it comes." Spyro said excitedly. He quickly reset his stance and opened his mouth with confidence. *BBBBUUUUUURRRRRPPPPP* "Maybe you should let the peppers digest first. We can get back to this tomorrow." Sparx suggested, a little concerned. "No! I'm fine, I just-Oooooohhhh!" Spyro was cut off by a stronger rumbling in his tummy. *GGGGGGGRRRRLLLLRLRLRL* "Spyro!?" Sparx got right next to Spyro to see if the dragon was alright. Meanwhile, Spyro's tummy was constantly rumbling. *GGGGRRRRLLLL* "Ngh....I'm okay....ooohhh....I just need to...HHHHNNNNNGGGG!!!!" Spyro tried to fight through the pain but his tail flagged in the air to release a powerful *PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRFFFFFRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHH* To Sparx's surprise, Spyro released a giant fireball out of his butt. The fiery discharge engulfed the bush that Spyro was eating from setting it ablaze. "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh" Spyro sighed, too relieved to feel embarrassed for farting in front of Sparx. Sparx for his part, was in awe of what just happened until the smell of burnt eggs hit him. "Whew, those are worse than to ones you rip in your sleep." Sparx said in horror. Thanks to his small size, the firefly felt Spyro's stink all around him. The smell of charred rotten eggs was so overwhelming that that Sparx fell to the ground unconscious. "Hehe, Told you those peppers made me stronger." Spyro said with a cheeky smile. *One Hour Later* "Sparx!....Sparx, wake up!" Spyro yelled in worry. At first, he thought it was funny that he made Sparx pass out, but the firefly had been out for so long that Spyro thought he was dead. He calmed down when Sparx started to stur. "Ugh....what happened? I had a weird dream you farted out-" Sparx stopped talking when he saw the bush still burning behind them. He turned to look at Spyro who was blushing brightly now. "Uhhh, yeah that wasn't a dream." Spyro said, clearly embarrassed. He turned to looked at the burning bush before softly saying. "Sorry." "This is INCREDIBLE!!!" Sparx shouted. "Huh? Really?" Spyro asked, totally confused. He had never seen Sparx so happy, especially after he farted. "Are you kidding. You just farted fire. Are you okay? Does your butt hurt at all?" Sparx asked as he went to check under Spyro's tail. Amazingly, it looked completely unharmed. "Um...I don't think so. My butt feels fine." Spyro said,. He wiggled his butt around to see if it was in pain. "Wow, there's not even any red spots back here. Cough Cough Oh but it still stinks" Sparx said, as he inspected Spyro's butt. Even though Sparx could smell rotten eggs, the burnt smell covered it up well enough for him to stay conscious. When Spyro wiggled around, Sparx saw a peak at the dragon's tailhole. "Woah, I wonder if your burned here." Sparx said, getting closer to Spyro's hole. "Sparx? What are you doing back there? I already told you I feel-YIKES!!!" Spyro yelled when he felt something touch his tailhole. "Gee, even this is still soft." Sparx said as he continued to poke Spyro's fleshy ring. It still smelled pretty bad, but Sparx was having too much fun. Suddenly the ring contracted and before Sparx knew it, he was hit with a sudden. *PPPPPPRRRRRRTTTTTTT* Instead of fire a yellowish green gas exited Spyro's rear. Without the burnt smell, Sparx caught whiff a strong spoiled eggs accompanied by a touch of spice. Sparx was right all along, those peppers did give Spyro horrible gas. "Oh no, Sparx! Are you okay? I didn't burn you did I?" Spyro turned around as soon as he realized what happened. He thought he farted fire again but one look at Sparx set his mind at ease. Or at least until Spyro smelled him. The firefly passed out again. "P.U. and you say I stink, haha." Spyro said, he couldn't help but chuckle at the situation. *The Next Day* Sparx's mind was a million miles away. It had been a day since he was gassed by Spyro, butt for some reason he couldn't stop thinking about it. He should be furious. After all, Spyro farting on him was the most humiliating thing ever. But, now that he looked at Spyro's scaley rear end he couldn't help but admire it. His mind flashed back to the dragon's tailhole opening up to unleash that torrent of stink on him. He remembered the rush of the wind and the unbelievable eggy stench, but rather than be disgusted, Sparx's heartbeat increased. "Come on, Sparx. I'm bored." Spyro said, bringing the firefly back to reality. When Sparx didn't respond, Spyro kept talking. "Geez, I said I was sorry. It was an accident, you surprised me. Are you really gonna give me the silent treatment?" Spyro asked, trying to keep a positive attitude. "Oh no it's not that. I'm just...also bored." Sparx lied. He looked around for something to take his mind off of Spyro's butt. When he saw a thorn bush nearby, a plan started to form in the firefly's mind. He finally had a way to get close to Spyro's tailhole again. *GGGgggrrrrlll* "Oooh, well let's do something fast." Spyro said. He needed a distraction from his tummy troubles. His farts yesterday had relieved some of the pressure but now the cramps were back with a vengeance. "Ngh, those peppers were a bad idea." Spyro said softly to himself. All of a sudden, the dragon felt a sharp pain in his butt. "YEEEEOOOOOOWWW!!!" Spyro exclaimed. He jumped into the air and released a jet of flame from his mouth in surprise. "Oh no Spyro, what happened?!" Sparx asked, trying to act shocked. "I don't know. It feels like something's...stuck in my butt." Spyro said. He was in too much pain to hear Sparx disingenuous tone. "Can you get it out?" Sparx asked. "Ugh...my claws...don't bend that way." Spyro said, grunting through the pain. "Hmm...I know, I'll get it out for you!" Sparx said, a little too overjoyed. "No!....I mean, my tummy's been...I could..." Spyro tried to warn Sparx, but his butt hurt so much. "Don't worry Spyro, I'll get it." Sparx said as he flew behind the dragon. The firefly couldn't wipe the smile off his face. Almost immediately, Sparx saw the thorn sticking out of Spyro's tailhole. "Hello, beautiful." Sparx said to himself. Normally, Sparx would remove the thorn as quickly as possible, but now he wanted to have fun with Spyro's puckered hole. The pinkish flesh smelled worse than Spyro's usual brand of farts, but the firefly welcomed the eggy stench. The smell also carried a hint of sewage that made it hard to breathe but Sparx loved it. He looked a big sniff of Spyro's musk before touching the dragon's tailhole. *GGGRRRLLLL* "Uh-oh, Sparx? Could you hurry up?" Spyro said. He could feel his bowels reacting to his tummy's demands and it wasn't just gas. "Easy Spyro, I'm hurrying." Sparx lied again. This was the moment he had been waiting for. His tiny hands danced on Spyro's fleshy tailhole. He loved how it always twitched the more he touched it. Seeing the thorn twitch reminded Sparx what he was doing in the first place. He thought about leaving it there so he could keep playing with Spyro's tailhole, but thought better of it. Sparx grabbed the thorn and started pulling. "Hhhhnnnnggg!" Sparx grunted. He wanted to take out the thorn quickly so he could get back to soothing Spyro's tailhole. "Oooh, come on Sparx! I'm about to..." Spyro was cut off by another intense gurgle. *GGGGGRRRRRLLLL* The purple dragon tried told hold back the impending flood by shuffling his hind legs. However, Spyro knew it was a losing battle and hoped Sparx would get outta there before he exploded. "Hold your horses, I almost got it." Sparx said, and for the first time today he wasn't lying. He could feel the thorn loosening and heard Spyro's noisy belly. The sound sent the firefly's heart a flutter an motivated to get out the thorn faster. He gave one final pull. "Hhhhnnnnggg!!!!" Sparx grunted. *POP* "I got it, Spyro! I got the-" Even though Sparx was happy for a job well done, his words died when he saw Spyro's tailhole twitching like crazy. Suddenly, Spyro's tail instinctively slammed down, pushing Sparx directly il into his hole. It was Spyro's last defense, but it was no use since the damn burst secconds later. *PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLL* *PPPPPBBBLLBLBLBLBLL* *FFFFFFRRRRRPPPPBBBPBLLL* "NOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" Spyro could do nothing but moan as his body took care of business. He felt the avalanche of brown spray all over the area behind him and he could even feel the heat of the peppers as the finally exited his rear. But, despite everything the relief was incredible. All too soon Spyro's relieving experience was over and he suddenly remembered the firefly that was behind him. "Oh no, Sparx!" Spyro said, turning around. He found the firefly's light dimmed by the brown mess that was covering him, and the flickering light was a good sign. But, something else caught Spyro's eye. Is he...smiling? Spyro thought in confusion.