Cinema Cat Call

"Alright Mr. Tom Cat." The Manager of the movie theater said in his big booming voice as he talked to the cat. "I know we hired you to take care of our mouse problems."

Tom stood straight as his manager spoke. He was always happy to do any job well, even if that troublesome Jerry Mouse always made things worse. The cat nodded excitedly when the manager mentioned the job he was hired to do.

"BUT! Customers have been complaing that they can't hear the films over all your comotions!" The manager said, causing Tom to cower a little bit. "So I will say this once. Be quiet and don't bother the customers anymore or you're fired!" 

With that the manager stormed off, leaving Tom there giving a salute. He was broken from his stiff stance with the sound of the slushy machine revving up. Turning to the counter, Tom saw Jerry sucking down a slurpy right from the tap. This annoyed Tom quite a bit, especially when Jerry licked his lips while looking at Tom and winking at him. Tom when to grab the mouse, but Jerry was too quick for him. The mouse jumped up and ran to the other side of the counter, making sure to snack all the way there. Jerry stopped at the nacho station so he could get some of that tasty chease. 

However, Jerry only got a little taste before Tom had grabbed him. Tom brought the mouse to his face so he could look at Jerry up close, but that turned out to be a bad move since Jerry revealed he was holding a bowl of sliced Jalapenoes. As soon as Tom saw it, Jerry shoved all of the peppers down his throat, which caused Tom's face to glow red hot in an instant.

Tom dropped Jerry in a panic as he searched for a way to cool his scorching mouth. He immediately went to the soda fountain and jugged down big gulps of soda. That did the trick and Tom's mouth cooled, complete with steam coming out of his ears. Now that he was back to normal, Tom saw Jerry enter one of the screening rooms so he followed. Tom soon found Jerry eating pieces of food off of the ground in the middle of an isle. Tom went to grab Jerry, but before he could his tummy gurgled and he let out a major...

"BBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLCCCCCCHHHHH!!!" 

"SHH!" A women sitting in front of Tom jestered, with one finger in front of her lips. The sudden complaint forced Tom to cover his mouth and swallow the other gas bubble building in his throat. The air in his throat visibly when back into his tummy causing a violent gurgle. Soda and jalapenoes turned out to be a bad combination.

Unbeknowst to Tom, Jerry had watched the cat's reaction to holding in his gas. He then came up with a cunning plan to embarrass the cat again. Jerry figured that since Tom refused to burp, there was only one direction that gas could go. Jerry made sure to run right in front of Tom as he dashed to the back of the theater. Tom slowly chased after the mouse. It was difficult for him because he had to keep stopping burps and smallowing them, which only made his tummy feel worse. He could also feel a little gas threatening to come out of his tailhole, so Tom slapped his paws his paws onto his butt to prevent any other outburts.  Tom waddled to the last row of seats, where he saw Jerry happily waving at him.

Tom moved as carefully as he could over to the mouse, but his tummy gurgled strongly once again, causing his to close his eyes so he could grip his butt even tighter. When Tom opened his eyes he saw Jerry had moved behind the head rest of the middle seat and blew a raspberry right in the cat's face. Tom went to snatch Jerry but the mouse moved at the last second, causing the cat to fall and wedge himself between 2 seats. Both of Tom's arms were pinned underneath him and his butt was utterly defenseless for what Jerry had planned next. As Tom struggled to free himself he felt more gas moving toward his rear end, so the cat cleched his butt cheeks as hard as he could so the unthinkable wouldn't happen. However, Jerry was right at Tom's rear exit and used both paws to try and pry the cat's furry cheeks open. Tom mustered up all his stengty to keep those cheeks together but another gurgle from his tummy caused the muscles to give in Jerry's tiny paws. When he finally got Tom's buttcheeks parted, Jerry noticed that the cat still had his tailhole tightly shut. So, pulling a random feather out of thin air, Jerry tickled Tom's anus ever so lightly with the tip of the feather. Jerry was smart enough to know that this likely wouldn't end well for him, but his drive to humiliate Tom was too strong to ignore. As the mouse kept on tickling, Tom was sweating buckets. He didn't want to get fired and he certainly didn't want to embarrass himself like this. But one more gurgle proved to be the tipping point and the star beneath his tail opened to unleash a violently spicy fart. 

*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

The sound of Tom's expulsion was so loud that it overpowered the speakers in the theater. Several heads turned to see where that sound was coming from but they were stopped by the smell of peppered rotton eggs. Everyone in the theater made a break for the emergency exit which tripped the fire alarm and sent the sprinklers off.  Now that Tom's tummy was feeling better, he was able to wiggle free and turned to look at the now empty theater. He glanced down to find Jerry past out with a big smile on his face that made Tom chuckle. Jerry may have gotten him fired once again, but at least this time Tom got some much needed revenge.

                               THE END