Picante the Hawlucha walked through the forest as boisterous as usual. He always loved being in this environment, the greenery was so lush and the fresh air was refreshing. Granted, he would much rather be battling than walking around but the day was just so beautiful. The forest was also special to him because it's where he met the love of his life, Shock. He could still remember finding her tangled up in a bushel of thorns. She was scared, panicky, and surrounded by a powerfully potent stink. Picante just assumed she had been attacked by a Skunktank before he showed up. Oh how naive he was. However, Picante didn't mind her special power. It was quite useful in a pinch and the bird would be lying if he said he found her occasional flatulence wasn't a little endearing. Especially since she was a mute Luxray, which meant her butt usually did the talking for her. As he reminisced about how much he cared for his beloved he suddenly found Shock submerged in what looked like a hot spring. She gave her boyfriend a seductive look, or at least, what Pincante assumed was a seductive look. It was very possible that the love of his life was just very relaxed but either way he found this situation to be unbelievably romantic.


"Well, hello there, Mi Amor." Picante said his trademark Spanish accent that he knew made Shock's heart flutter. He saw her touch a paw to her face in a silent giggling motion. 


Picante didn't need an invitation because he already knew Shock wanted him to join her. He resisted the urge to just cannonball right in. There was no doubt that they both would enjoy that, but a slow and sensual slide-in felt like it fit the moment better. As he went into the water he enjoyed the sensation of warmth that slowly enveloped him. He even took a moment to close his eyes and sigh as he fully enjoyed the feeling. When Picante opened his eyes again, he saw Shock with a bashful smile as her cheeks turned a little red. 


"Ah whassamadda, Chicka?" Picante asked with minor concern as he bravado started taking over once again. "Did I find jour little hiding spot?"


Shock only turned her head away from the bird, which confirmed Picante's false assumption.


"No need to worry, mi Amiga." Picante spoke slowly and sensually as he pulled his lover into a caring embrace. "Jour secret's safe with me."


Once Shock was in his arms Picante took a relaxing inhale through his beak to fully calm himself as well as his girlfriend. This was truly the most romantic thing they had ever done together and it wasn't even planned. However, as much as he was loving this, the bird could've sworn he smelled a hint of swamp gas in the air. Before he could determine the source of the faint stink, Picante heard something rustling in the bushes nearby. The bird held his significant other close, ready to protect her should the incoming pokemon be a threat. However, what emerged from the bushes was none other than his longtime friend, Beats.  


"Oh Beats, it's jus jou." Picante exhaled with relief. However, when Beats didn't respond, the Hawlucha noticed that his Noivern buddy was too busy listening to music and smelling some poop he was holding to realize where he was. Shock joined Picante to stare at their friend, both wore similar looks of disgust as they saw Beats enjoying the pile of dung in his hand. To make matters worse, Beats also didn't seem to look where he was going as Picante watched him rhythmically step closer and closer to the hotspring with his sniffs in time with the music as well. "Wait, Beats! Look out!"


SPLASH


"Pffft huh? What? Picante? Shock?" Beats looked at his two friends  as he tried to figure out what just happened. One minute he was happily jamming out like he always did, and the next he was soaking wet  in a bubbly and warm pond. 
However, as soon as he looked at his two cuddling friends he suddenly discovered the situation he found himself in. "Oh uh…am I interrupting something?"


"Jes jou are." Picante raised his voice, clearly annoyed at how Beats ruined this amazing moment. However, before he could get too worked up, Shock caught his attention. With only one look, the Luxray conveyed that Beats's intrusion was okay. "Sigh. Would jou like to join us?" 


"Oh boy would I." Beats said excitedly. He readjusted his body to get into a more comfortable position. "Ah, this is life." 


"Hehe, jou said it." Picante said with a laugh. He figured the stink he smelled earlier canine from the piece of poop Beats was holding when he walked up. As the smell continued to permeate his beak, he then thought of a question. "Say, where did you get that caca from anyway? It really stinks."


"Oh uh..I kinda was watching a Skunktank take a dump." Beats said bashfully. He was unaware that the Skunktank he was referring to had followed him, but Picante noticed her.


"Ah." Pincante responded with acceptance."I wonder why they call them Skunktanks?"


"Maybe because their tanks are full of stank!" Beats joked, earning a laugh from all 3 Pokemon.


When Picante was done chuckling he felt Shock lovingly caressing his chest feathers. As soon as he turned to look at her, she pulled him into a deep kiss that must've made Beats feel a little awkward. However, what happened next took both males by surprise. For, when Shock pulled away from the kiss, she hopped out of the spring and suddenly caused all of the bubbles to stop. Picante and Beats looked at each other with stunned faces as they now sat in lukewarm water. They then turned to look at Shock's swaying booty as they came to realize what was causing their natural jacuzzi. Beats, acting purely on instinct, left out of the pond and ran off so he wouldn't suddenly start jerking off in a pool with his only other male friend. Luckily he was followed by the Sknitank girl who began sucking him off when he found a good bush to hide in. Picante, for his part, didn't even see Beats take off as the gears in his head continued to turn. The thought that he'd been sitting in his lover's own pool of gas was so hot that his poke-peen had emerged between his legs. Looking down at his sudden boner, Picante knew his girlfriend had succeeded in her seduction. So, the bird got out of the pool and ran after Shock so he could give his reward to her.