Tails Fart Week Day #1: Reaching For The Toolbox Tails eyes shot open as the sunlight peaking through the window. However much to the fox's surprise he wasn't in he room. He groggy sat up and found himself still in his workshop. He must've overworked himself last night and fallen asleep while still under The Tornado. The happened to Tails more often than he would like to admit. Sonic had always told him to make sure he slept in his bed so he was comfortable, but sometimes Tails lost track of time when he was in his workshop. The only bad part about sleeping on the ground was that Tails tended to sleep on one or both of his tails just so he he could get some comfort from the unforgiving concrete. And Tails was definitely feeling the effects of his nightly deed, since his left tail felt sore and numb at the same time. Guess he wasn't going to be flying for an hour. Hopefully Eggman wouldn't be attacking the city anytime soon. At any rate, Tails figured he should probably clean up before seeing if Sonic wanted breakfast. When he'd fallen asleep, Tails was holding a wrench and screwdriver that were now scattered on the floor. Tails picked them up with no problem, but looking around he found that his toolbox was sitting right next to the cockpit on The Tornado. Even getting his step ladder to help, the box was out of reach just enough. Tails could really use his tails right now so he could fly, but lefty was still numb and barely responded to the fox's need. Tails only had one option and that was to stand on his tiptoes and try to reach for the box again. He managed to touch the metal od the box but he couldn't reach it enough to get a good grip. He began straining as he reached higher and higher, trying with all his little fox might to get the box. Looking up, Tails saw his had moving. He was so one to getting the box. All he needed was one. Little. Push. *BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT* Suddenly and without warning, a deep and bassy wind erupted from between Tails's buttcheeks. The outburst from his rear end was so surprising that Tails didn't realize his hand reached the top of the too box. Instead, the fox was startled so bad that he lost footing on the step ladder and ended up tumbling to the floor with all of the contents of the toolbox spilled out, with the tin box itself landing on his head. The fox was mostly unharmed, in a little woozy from his fall only to see a familiar blue hedgehog tapping his foot when Tails lifted the toolbox off of his head. "Heh, and here I thought I was gonna give you your first surprise of the day." Sonic said with his trademark jokey tone. The hedgehog was holding a box of donuts and two cups of coffee, clearly wanting to treat Tails to a nice breakfast when he woke up. "How...How long were you standing there?" Tails asked, hoping against hope that he hadn't just embarrassed himself in front of his hero. "Long enough to see you rip air from those sore tails of yours." Sonic said with a grin before handing Tails a cup of coffee. "Which reminds me. Make sure you wait until I leave the room before you drink this. If that was just your morning thunder, I can't imagine how deadly your gas will be once you get some coffee in you." Tails meekly took the coffee from Sonic, who was frozen in a winking pose until the fox accepted his beverage. With that Tails watched his friend walk out of the workshop while whistling a happy tune. Tails would've followed so he could get some donuts but after sniffing the air, Tails had to admit that Sonic had a point. "Geez, and I thought my morning breath was bad." Tails said softly with a blush. THE END Tails Fart Week Day #2: Let It Go "Working Togetherrr! Together! That's how it should be!" Tails sang before humming to himself the rest of the of the song. He didn't know jamming out, while he was working on his biplane could be so fun. And the music wasn't bad either. Manic had come over to visit Sonic, and as a gift he gaveTails a pair of headphones and a Walkman for him to use with the headphones. He'd also gotten a mixtape from Manic that included Sonic and his siblings rocking out. Tails knew Sonic was a little embarrassed when Manic revealed he had the tape but, why didn't understand why. He thought they were awesome! At some point Tails got lost in the music and was just shaking his yellow butt back and forth as he listened to the song more and more. However, Tails stopped his dancing when he felt a pressure in the pit of his tummy. He thought he might need to go to the bathroom but it only felt like gas and he didn't want to stop dancing. In fact, Tails decided to turn this little inconvenience into a game and tried to let out butt blasts in time with the music as he shook his hips back and forth. Of course, since Tails was the only one who could hear the music, all anyone else heard was. *PPPRRT* (Sweet) PPPRRT (Haarrr) *BBBBPPPPPPRRRTT* (monnnyyyyyyyy) *BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTT* (Haaaarrrrmonnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy) Tails let out his last bit of flatulence right as he reached the end of the song, and it felt so good that he just had to let out a sigh of relief. However unbeknownst to Tails, Someone had seen his little performance. "Woah, little dude. I didn't know you could play a butt trumpet like that!" Manic said. This startled Tails and caused the fox to turn in Manic's direction in shock. "I can't wait to tell Sonic. With you and your booty horn he's sure to rejoin the band." With that Manic ran of, leaving Tails no other choice but to to chase after him. He didn't want to risk further embarrassment. "Wait! Manic! Don't!" THE END Tails Fart Week Day #3: Hiding In A Vent Tails wasn't sure about this. Here he was, on a hero mission, crawling through the vents on the Egg-Carrier with Sonic. He didn't know why they had to do this. Sonic usually wasn't this carefully with his heroic deeds, but this time he'd been insistent on this being a "stealth" mission with "recon and stuff". Tails was sure Sonic had no idea what those words meant, he just wanted to impress the other Freedom Fighters. Tails had agreed to go with him, but he didn't expect he'd be rummaging around Eggman's dirty ventilation system. There was also another, more embarrassing reason Tails didn't like the vents. "Can you not stare at my butt while we're in here?" Tails whispered to Sonic, who was right behind him in the vent. "Sorry, buddy. I know you're sensative about your hiney, but I gotta keep looking forward so we don't bump into each other." Sonic whispered back. His reasoning was sound to Tails, but the fox still pleaded with him. "Please' Sonic?" Tails asked. Still in a hushed tone. "Okay, bud. I'll do it for you." Sonic reassured. With that, the hedgehog turned his eyes away from the big, round, yellow bubble he'd been staring at for the last few minutes. Unfortunately for Sonic, Tails and stopped short and scooted back, because all of their talking had distracted the fox enough that he almost missed the vent that was directly over Eggman's planning chamber. What the fox didn't know was that when he scooted back he'd not only accidentally stepped on Sonic's hand, but also shoved his rump right into Sonic's face. This all went unnoticed by Tails, who was busy getting his headset ready do he could listen in on the evil doctor's latest monolog. Sonic certainly couldn't warn Tails about where his face currently was. He had to stay quiet, plus any sound he made was muffled by fox cheeks. To make matters worse, it took this very incident for Sonic to realize that his 'little buddy' didn't have the cleanest of backdoors. There were specks of fox droppings peppered between Tails crack, and the smell was really intense. Sonic hadn't noticed anything rank when he was inches behind Tails, but this up close and personal, Sonic's nose filled with the scent of rotten berries and eggs. However things were about to get a whole lot worse. *Ggrrrr* "Uh-oh." Tails said softly as he felt a pressure in his lower tummy. He really should've gone to the little kit's room before coming here with Sonic. "Sonic, I gotta go to the bathroom." Sonic's eyes widened in horror at what his sidekick had just told him. From the sound of it, Tails didn't sound like he needed to go number 1. The hedgehog struggled to get put of the fuzzy bear trap his face was stuck in, but with his hand still stuck Sonic's range of motion was limited. However, Tails was dealing with his own struggle of trying to keep his bowels from evacuating, and ended up shuffling his feet so much that Sonic was able to free his hand. In his haste to get away from the blast zone, Sonic placed both of his hand on Tails cheeks, before pulling his face free with a giant inhale. But, Sonic's actions had the unintended side effect of startling the young fox, who let out an "Eep!" Along with a much more foul sound. *BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT* The good news was that Tails only released a massively hot burst of air from his rear end, however the bad news was that Sonic and all other living creatures nearby could hear and smell the eggy discharge that the fox had produced. More surprisingly though, Sonic was the only one besides Tails who remained conscious and yet he was at ground zero of the butt bomb. When the gas cloud finally cleared, Tails noticed the unmoving body of Eggman below and Sonic's coughs had alerted Tails that his best friend was still awake. "I uh...got the recording, Sonic." Tails said bashfully. "Let's get out of here." "Y-You got it, pal." Sonic said through a fit of coughs. "Phew, remind me to go over the importance of wiping with you when we get back to the hideout." THE END Tails Fart Week Day #4: Turbo Boost ( PostcSonic 2 Movie Scene) Tails grunted a little as he carried Sonic in mid air. The duo were currently locked a a fierce battle with Eggman and his bots so luckily Sonic didn't notice the fox's current discomfort. "Whoo! Yeah! You cant handle Blue Justice and Captain Buttcopter!" Sonic tanted. This caused Tails to smile. THE Sonic The Hedgehog had just given him a superhero name, and one he thought was more funny than insulting. However, the fox was still having a hard time dodging these bots. Tails wasn't sure what was wrong with him. He'd been flying since he was very young and Sonic wasnt that heavy so he shoulf be able to fly through the air with ease. However, something else was holding him back. Like this phantom pressure deep within him that was making it hard for him to focus. If only there was way to get rid of it. Like release this bad feeling into the air or something. Tails's eyes widened with a sudden realization. Air! That's it! Through all of their adventuring. Tails had forgotten how much of a gas bag he was. He was the guy on the chair after all, so he usually let one rip whenever he felt the need while watching Sonic save planet Earth. But now, he really needed to fart. The only problem was, Sonic, his hero was right below him. And while he knew Sonic didn't mind farts in the slightest, Tails couldn't shake the embarrassment of doing something like that with the blue hedgehog so close. Still, Tails had to thing of something. Now that he'd determined what was bothering him, the fox's tummy was trying to relieve the pressure itself. Without warning Tails was pulled by Sonic into performing a vertical spin attack in the last Eggbot, that didn't help his tummy in the slightest. The only good thing to come from the attack was the Eggbot catching fire, but Tails was more worried about keeping his cheeks clenched to prevent any gas leaks. Unfortunately, the flame-topped Eggbot was still functional enough to head right for the duo and go into self-destruct mode. "What-oh! Tails, it's coming back!...Tails?" Sonic asked confused. When he looked at at Tails, he saw the tightest look of concentration plastered on his new friend's face. Tails was fighting s losing battle at this point. It took all of his strength just to keep him and Sonic airborne. Something had to give and soon and unfortunately it looked like it was going to be Tails's shame that took the hit. He'd given it his all but try as he might, he just couldn't hold out much longer. "Ugh! I can't take this anymore!" With that, Tails's namesakes stiffened up causing he and Sonic to float in the air right as the Eggbot was inches from them. At that moment, Tails unleashed the burden he had been carrying just as the Eggbot exploded. *BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* However, Tails's bursting butt bubble had ignited in the boy's flames, causing a secondary explosion that sent Tails flying through the air at great speed, holding onto Sonic for dear life. Both boys crashed into a luckily soft patch a dirt in the forest below. "Oh no! Sonic?" Tails got up first in a panic fearing for the worst. He couldn't believe his fart killed Sonic The Hedgehog. But, his fears were soothed when the hedgehog burst out of the dirt pile. "Haha! Yeah! Buttcopter Turbo Mode!" Sonic said with a chuckle. "Nice thinking, buddy." "Hehe...actually, Sonic. That was an accident." Tails admitted nervously. "It won't be when I brag to Tom about you later." Sonic said with a wink. "Now, let's get out of here before Egghead finds us again." "Right!" Tails said, now with more confidence than ever. He loved how much Sonic made him feel okay about being himself. THE END Tails Fart Week Day #5: Need(le) Some Help? Sonic casually walked through the house that he and Tails shared. The two had just got done with a thrilling battle against Eggman. The fiend had used Buzz Bombers this time around, but Tails's nimble flying skills kept both of them out of harms way...or so Sonic thought. "Ouch!" Tails yelped from the bathroom as Sonic walked by, causing the hedgehog to stop. After a few seconds, Sonic decided to knock on the door and check on his little buddy. KNOCK KNOCK "Tails? Are you okay in there?" Sonic asked. "Um...yeah! I'm fine!" Tails called from the other side of the door. "No need to come in here!...OW!" "Okay that does it, I'm coming in!" Sonic announced before turning the door know and entering. "Wait, Sonic! Don't!" Tails yelled in vain and Sonic barged into the bathroom. Sonic was not prepared for the scene he walked into. Tails was currently bent over the toilet with his tails up and his butt presented to the opposite wall. From the doorway, Sonic saw something metallic wedged right between the fox's plump mounds. "Uh...whatcha doing there, pal?" "Ugh! I really didn't want you to see me like this." Tails said in defeat. He figured, at this point he may as well come clean with Sonic. "One of those Buzz Bombers got a...lucky shot." "Oh, man! Are you okay?" Sonic asked. "I'm fine hehe. Trust me, it's not as bad as it looks." Tails chuckled as sweat dropped from his forehead. "Except..." "Except what?" Sonic wanted Tails to continue. "The uh...stinger is stuck." Tails admitted. "And I really gotta use the toilet." "Number 1 or..?" Sonic started to ask, until he saw the deadpan look on Tails's face. "Never mind, I-I can help you if you want." "Thanks, Sonic. I'd hate to ask but." Tails said his tone lowers as he moved on. "At this angle I can't get a good grip." "Say no more. I'm on it." Sonic said in his signature heroic voice. As he walked behind Tails however, thr hedgehog realized how out of his element he was. "Just...tell me if anything hurts, okay?" "Don't worry. The stinger enter the....hole that was already there." Tails said shyly. "Wait. You mean to tell me the Buzz Bomber got you where the sun doesn't shine?" Sonic asked, before burning into a belly laugh. "Can you please hurry, Sonic?" Tails interrupted. "I can't hold it much longer and I don't want to push with this thing stuck in there." "Hehe, Don't worry. I got your butt." Sonic said with a wink. Then, the hedgehog reached to grab a firm hold of the stinger. To his surprise, the thing barely budged when he pulled it at first. He tried pulling a little harder, but it still didn't move. "Man, this thing is really in there. You aren't clenching are you?" "Ooogh! I'm trying not to. But the stomach cramps are getting worse." After Tails said that, this tummy audibly groaned. "Mmmff, hurry up, please." "Oh boy." Sonic said, now realizing how desperate Tails was. "Hang on, bro. I gotcha covered." Sonic grabbed the stinger with both hands and pulled with all of his might. The good news was, the stinger finally started moving, so Sonic tried to wiggle it out as Tails felt the metal object move along his crack. Eventually, Sonic's efforts proved effective since the stinger finally dislodged with a loud pop. It's just unfortunate for Sonic that the stinger wasn't all thay came put of Tails's rear. *POP* *BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTT* It seems that the stinger hag clogged Tails up pretty good. So when it was removed, a mighty burst of eggy fox gas erupted all over the unexpecting hedgehog. Tails, for his part, was in too much of a hurry to feel bad for farting on his best friend. He quickly turned around and sat down before a barrage of crude noises were heard from inside the toilet bowl. It would seem the fox made it just in time. "Aaaaahhh! Thanks for the help, Sonic." Tails said after giving a sigh of relief. With his satisfied smile, the fox asked one final question. "Can you get out of here now so I can have some privacy?" "No can do, buddy. I need a shower after the way you just skunked me." Sonic said before stripping of his gloves, shoes, and socks in stride as he got into the bathtub. Luckily for Tails, Sonic didn't sound mad in the slightest. "Just make sure you don't flush while I'm in here." "You got it!" Tails said. He gave Sonic a thumbs up before the hedgehog closed the shower curtain so he could get cleaned up. THE END Tails Fart Week Day #6: Contest Among Brothers. (Post Sonic 2 Movie Scene) "Wow! So this is your new hideout?" Tails asked as he looked around the attic that Sonic called home. He knew Sonic had left his cave but he had no idea that all of his stuff got moved to Tom & Maddies house. "Eh, it's more like a bedroom. But, that's not the thing I wanted to show you." Sonic said as he went to the a nearby dresser. He pulled out the stack of comics he'd collected over the years. "TADA!" "Woah, no way! I've always wanted to read one of your comics!" Tails said excitedly sitting on Sonic's bed. "Well today's your lucky day, my foxy friend." Sonic said, as he sat next to Tails. He'd figured with Tom and Maddie showing Knuckles around town, now was the perfect time the introduce he new buddy to one of his most favorite hobbies. For the next hour or so, Sonic and Tails read comics together. The pace was a little slower than Sonic liked to read comics, but it was worth it to see Tails' face light up with nearly every page turn. However at one point, Sonic attention was drawn to something else. His nose twitched as he started backing up something wafting through the air. It wasn't a pleasant aroma either. For a second, it reminded Sonic of that one lime he left eggs put in the sun for hours just to see what would happen. However as seconds ticked on, the scent of sulfer was unmistakable and started to consume the air around him. He then thought the air smelled oddly similar to when he ripped a really mean.... Sonic's eyes widened in realization. "Aw, gross! Tails did you just cut one?" Sonic asked with a groan before using the comic he was was holding to fan the smell away from him. "What? No! Th-That wasn't me!" Tails said, trying to deny what Sonic had accused him of doing. "Maybe its the uh...uh...asbestos!" "I have no idea what that word means, but you can't fool me you sly little fox." Sonic said as he stood up. "I know what a fart smells like." "Oh geez." Tails said nervously. Sonic did have a point. The fox had seen his hedgehog hero let out some truly monsterous gas in the weeks Tails was watching his. So, thr little yellow guy decided to come clean. "Fine, it was me. I'm really sorry, Sonic! I-I-I was trying to hold them in but that one...slipped out." "Well Tails, you should be sorry." Sonic said. His eyes were now closed and his arms were folded in disapproval. "Because...that was weak!" At that moment, Sonic opened his eyes, gave a sneaky grin, and jutted his butt out to produce a... *BBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT* "Yikes! That smells WAY worse than I expected." Tails said. Despite the terrible smell of what the fox assumed was beans and chili, he couldn't help but giggle at how brazen Sonic was to just casually let one rip. "Hehe, That's right. I'm a Master. So if you think you can step up to the challenge..." Sonic said through his own chuckle. He always loved seeing others reacting to his farts, especially with release as smelly ad that one. "Hit me with your best shot." "Alright, but you asked for it." Tails said. He was never one to back down from a a challenge, especially with gas still bubbling in his tummy. He playfully laid back and Sonic's bed and wrapped his arms around his bent legs in a cannonball position. Once he butt perfectly point and Sonic he pushed out a.... *FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT "Yeah! That's more like it!" Sonic cheered the little guy on before plopping his own rump on the floor. He then lifted both legs in a V-shape so he could answer right back with his own... PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT* Not wanting to be outdone, Tails rolled over onto his hands and knees so he could grab onto a tail with each hand, shaking his butt with each subsequent pull. PPPRRT BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTT FFRRRRTTT PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT Sonic gave a nod of respect to Tails for using his extra appendage so effectively, but he wasn't done yet. Thr blue hedgehog spun on his his head, with his legs spread out in a break dancing move. This ended when Sonic came to a stop, laying on his side with his head in his right hand and his left leg bent slightly. In this pose his eyes stared right at Tails as he produced a soothing... PPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr Their contest went on for hours as Sonic never seemed to run out of gas, and Tails kepting finding the whole thing to be a tone of fun. Eventually the sun had gone down so Sonic had turned on the light in his room before rejoing Tails on the bed and wrapping an arm around the little guy. Tails was still gigging lightly before Sonic closed one eye and pushed out one more fart that sent them both into a laughing fit. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT "Yeah! That's more like it!" Sonic cheered the little guy on before plopping his own rump on the floor. He then lifted both legs in a V-shape so he could answer right back with his own... PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT Not wanting to be outdone, Tails rolled over onto his hands and knees so he could grab onto a tail with each hand, shaking his butt with each subsequent pull. PPPRRT BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTT FFRRRRTTT PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT Sonic gave a nod of respect to Tails for using his extra appendage so effectively, but he wasn't done yet. Thr blue hedgehog spun on his his head, with his legs spread out in a break dancing move. This ended when Sonic came to a stop, laying on his side with his head in his right hand and his left leg bent slightly. In this pose his eyes stared right at Tails as he produced a soothing... PPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr Their contest went on for hours as Sonic never seemed to run out of gas, and Tails kepting finding the whole thing to be a tone of fun. Eventually the sun had gone down so Sonic had turned on the light in his room before rejoing Tails on the bed and wrapping an arm around the little guy. Tails was still gigging lightly before Sonic closed one eye and pushed out one more fart that sent them both into a laughing fit. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT* "Good Evening, Sonic and Fox. The human Tom has told me I am to sleep up here with y..." Knuckles walked in, stating his intention to bunk with Sonic for the night. However, he stopped as soon as he caught a whiff of the tainted air that now covered the whole attic. Quickly, the echidna dropped the red sleeping bag he was carrying and covered his nose both hands so he could keep himself from gagging. "Oh. My. CHAOS! What creature died in here?" "Sorry about that, Knux. You might wanna let this place air out before you get settled." Sonic said with a smile. "C'mon, Tails. Time for me to show you how to take a bubble bath." "Whoo! Alright! A bubble bath!" Tails said excitedly. He and Sonic then left the room to Knuckles who was standing as stiff as a statue. THE END