Palkia Gasses The Grand Hall

Palkia was pretty excited. She had been officially invited to join her father for his weekly meeting with all the other legendary Pokémon. Okay, maybe 'invited' wasn't the right word since she had been begging Arceus all week and finally he said yes. Still, even if it was just to shut her up, Palkia was happy. She now had the chance to impress all the other legendaries and prove she could hang out with the best of them.

What Palkia didn't realize about the legendary group, was that there was a legendary prankster among them. Her name was Hoopa, and there was nothing she loved more than initiating new group memebers with a prank. She'd been through all the classics; whoopee cushions, hot water, cold water, and joy buzzers and it always gave her a laugh. The other legendaries also got a kick out of her antics, all except for Arceus. It really bothered Hoopa that she couldn't put one over on the legendary leader, which is why she was gonna get her revenge on Arceus's daughter Palkia. Hoppa's plan was perfect. Arceus had told the group beforehand that Palkia was lactose intollerant, so Hoopa plotted to replace the young one's almound milk with a nice glass of regular. Hoopa had to be crafty. If Arceus could  sense a prank coming from a mile away, his offspring could be just as aware. But, Hoopa chose the direct approach, as she carried a glass of milk to Palkia.

"Hello, sweetheart. My name is Hoopa, its so nice to meet you." 

"Oh uh, gee thanks." Palkia said with a huge smile on her face.  She then remembered her manners and added. "It's nice to meet you too." 

"Hehe. Your dad said you needed a beverage, so here is a nice glass of almound milk." Hoopa said, handing the drink over to Palkia.

"Awww, that's so nice of you." Palkia said, taking the glass. This meeting was already going great. She already made a new friend, so her plan to fit in was working out well.

"Alright! Let's get things started." Arceus said as he walked in. Palkia always noticed her father carried an air of authority everywhere he went. She looked around to see how everyone reacted to her dad's appearance. Palkia saw Lunala scurry from under the table, and wiping what looked like milk from the side of her mouth. Looking up, Palkia also saw Zekrom with the biggest grin on his face.

Maybe, they were sharing milk. But, why did Lunala have to be under the table? Palkia wondered.

"Um. Access, aren't you forgetting introductions. We have a guest." Hiopa said. She wanted to make sure that her prank went off without a hitch.

"Oh, yes well. Everyone,  this is my daughter Palkia." Arceus said, gesturing towards his daughter. "Say hi, dear."

"H-Hi." Palkia said. Nervousness shot through her as she was put on the spot.

With introductions out of the way Arceus tried to move on to the meeting.  "Now-"

"Hang on, Arceus. I propose a toast." Hoopa said as she lifted her glass. "To Palkia!"

"Palkia!"

Everyone took a nice big gulp of their drinks, but Hoopa never took her eyes off Palkia. The young pokemon downed her whole drink, causing Hoopa to smirk. This was gonna be great.

As soon as the milk entered her tummy, Palkia knew something was wrong. That didn't taste like almond milk and it immediately started doing things to her insides. Her tummy gurgled strongly as it tried had to process the dairy. Palkia looked around in the room to make sure no one had heard her tummy. Luckily her father started the meeting so everyone's attention was on him. However,  Palkia felt a massive gas bubble form in the pit on her stomach and it was only moving further south. All of Palkia's concentration shifted to hold that gas in place, she was surrounded by legendaries after all. Farting now would be utterly humiliating.

Oh but Palkia couldn't hold it and she knew it.  That regular milk was destroying her insides and it was only a matter of time before everyone in the room discovered her plight. By that point it would be too late, even though Palkia wouldn't admit it to herself. She opted instead to squeeze her legs together as the gurgling of her tummy filled her ears. She tried with all her might to keep her gas at bay but it was coming toward her exit at mach speed. Within a minute she realized her effort was wasted and right after she gave a peek at the surrounding noses...her bowels exploded.

A massive gas cloud exited her tailhole and covered the perimeter in a matter of seconds. There were several different reactions from the surrounding Pokémon. Xerneas took one sniff of the cloud and immediately passed out. Zekrom's grin was wiped of his face and replaced with a look of absolute disgust. He tried to cover his nose from the rank odor that Palkia expelled, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't escape her foul gas. Yveltal began shouting, yelling at the top of her lungs that the room now smelled like death. Laluna was on all fours and gagging hard. Palkia saw that even the milk she drank earlier had come up. Knowing that Lunala had puked because of her, made Palkia feel horrible as she sat there and tried to cover her face. Keldoe's face was also red hot, Palkia could only guess he was uncomfortable with the smell. He had his hooves pressed tightly into his lap, however Palkia could swear his hooves were moving like he was trying to cover something.  Hoopa seemed to be the only one that was enjoying herself in the humid stench surrounding the room. Of course, that might be because of the gas mask she had put on moments before. However,  even with her facial protection,  Hoopa could still smell Palkia's terrible fart. Man, that girl sure could clear a room.

Arceus didn't have much of a reaction but he was trying to remain as professional as possible, even though he daughter just gassed the Grand Hall.  If Palkia wasn't feeling so sorry for herself, she would've seen her father trying to stifle his laughter. When he got his giggles under control he spoke. 

"Well, hehe. I think I speak for Palkia when I say we could use. A b-bathroom break." Arceus said, Trying to disguise his laughter as coughs. "E-heh-veryone be back in an hour. That should give the room enough time to, Haha, air out."

Palkia practically darted out of the room as fast as she could. How could she even face her father after humiliating herself like that. However, as she ran passed her father, she heard him speak in her mind. 

"Thank you so much for that, Palkia. I haven't laughed that much in quite some time." Arceus said telepathically. 

That message from her father brought a smile to Palkia's face. Sure, she had embarrassed herself in front of all the legendaries, but at least her dad found her little mishap entertaining.