Dellebat's Dumpy Dilemma

Ever since he woke up this morning, Dellebat couldn't wipe the smile off of his face. Today was the day he'd been waiting for. He was finally going to get recognized as the leader of Team TDQS. He'd worked so hard for this moment. Well, all of the Mixels on the team worked hard for the leadership job, but Dellebat was the only one to get this close. All he had to do was pass the written exam that he'd been studding for since he because a cadet. This test was going to be a cakewalk and Dellebat knew it. So he quickly got dressed in his uniform that consisted of a full body space suit and a jacket that Dellebat put on carefully around his tiny wings. After he put on his socks and winged shoes, Dellebat made his way to his dorm's kitchen. 

"Good Morning!" Dellebat announced as he entered the kitchen. However,  the only one in the room was Tellystar who was standing next to the blender and chuckling. "What are you doing up early?" 

"Oh, me?" Tellystar said hesitantly. He hadn't expected Dellebat to walk in on him making morning milkshakes. Luckily, Tellystar was just about done with his concoction. "I made you a milkshake." 

"Oh, you did? Gee thanks!" Dellebat said as he took the drink offered to him. "I was gonna make myself breakfast before the test, but this saves me a bunch of time." 

"Anything for you, Dellie. Or should I call you leader?" Tellystar joked. However, he had an 
ulterior motive for making Dellebat the treat he was now drinking. 

To Tellystar, Dellie was getting a little too big for his britches. Tellystar knew that he'd be the one taking the leader exam if Dellie hadn't barely beaten him in the obstacle course last week. He was sure Dellie cheated on the course, so he came up with a little prank to get revenge. A few hours earlier he'd gotten up to make a special milkshake for Dellie. However. Along with the regular ingredients Tellystar added a can of Colon-Blow Beanuts. He knew that regular Beanuts were bad enough for Dellie because of his part skunk DNA, so he could only imagine the chaos those beans were gonna cause in a laxative mixture.

"Aaaaah!" Dellebat sighed as he finished chugging down the milkshake. "Hehe, that sure was tasty. Thanks, Tellystar."

"Hehe, It was my pleasure." Tellystar said with a chuckle. "Now run along. Don't wanna be late for the test."

"Well, you're right about that." Dellie said as he headed out the door. "Goodbye."

"Good Luck." Tellystar said, waiving his friend off.

Twenty minutes later, Dellebat was all set to take the test. He'd gotten there so early that he got a seat right in front of the classroom and could read the Test Rules. 

Leader Test Rules:
1.	2 Hours Only
2.	Must Practice Social-Distancing.
3.	No Talking
4.	No Bathroom Breaks

Now it was time for the test to be handed out and to further discourage cheating it was gonna be taken with pen and paper. As soon as he got his his test, Dellebat filled out his name on the scantron with a smile. He was gonna ace this test, and then his tummy made an unsettling noise. 

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Dellebat looked down at his tummy for a moment. After a moment he thought his tummy just finished processing Tellystar's milkshake. He went back to the test but his tummy gurgled again as soon as his pencil touched the paper.

*GGGGGGGGGGGKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL*

Dellie quickly put a hand on his tummy, trying to quell the storm he felt brewing. Looking up he saw the test moderator turn in his direction. Evidently, the sounds from Dellebat's tummy weren't  as quiet as he hoped. He tried to act as inconspicuous as possible but then his tummy revved up like an engine, shaking his whole body. 

*GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL*

*Ppppppprrrrrrrrrrtttttt* 

Dellebat's eyes shot open as he recognized the squeaky sound that exited his rear. He immediately looked at the moderator as a blush formed on his face.

"Shh!" The moderator pointed at the rule list, implying that Dellie's outburst was like talking. Dellebat chuckled nervously as he tried to focus back on the test, but his tummy troubles were far from over. He was halfway through the first question when his tummy spoke up again. 

*GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL*

That sound caused Dellebat to panic a little more since it was accompanied by a sensation of his bowels filling. Whatever was in that milkshake wasn't agreeing with him and he knew he'd have to use the bathroom sooner or later. He looked at the rules again and was concerned about the No Bathroom Breaks policy, but he chose to soilder on like the leader he hoped to become.  Too bad his tummy wasn't listening. 

*PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT*
*PPPPRRRRRRRRTTTTTT*
*BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTT*

Those sudden bursts of gas were so loud that Dellie could hear other testers turning in his direction. He wanted so badly to apologize for doing something so rude but the he remembered the No Talking rule. However, Then he double over I so much pain that he couldn't speak. 

*GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL*

Dellie felt like his tummy was about to explode. He couldn't even think about the test anymore. 

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The wetness of that last expulsion told Dellie that he didn't have much time before his bowels voided their contents all over the place. He realized that he needed to get to a bathroom and now. However, when he tried to stand he saw his test and knew he couldn't leave until it was completed. He'd worked to hard and leaving without finishing meant that he'd be unable to retake the test. So Dellie did the only thing he could do and started bubbling in random answers on the scantron as quickly as possible. The whole time, his tummy signaled his great need to the rest ofcthe class.

*PPPPPPppppppppppppppppPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT*
*PPRTT*
*PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLL*
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
*FFFRT*
*FFRRRRTTT*

Soon, Dellie's gas could be smelled from all corners of the room but he couldn't control himself and he knew it. As soon as the last answer was filled in, Dellie turned in his test and made a beeline for the exit. However, he accidentally shot a jet of gas as he turned to leave. After he left the room each step he took was punctuated by a sound from his backside. Thankfully that didn't last long, but his insides felt like a molten volcano. If he could've, he would've jumped for joy as soon as he saw the bathroom door. However,  before he could enter he was pulled into a room.

"Hey, Dellebat! Glad I caught you. I wanted to introduce you to the Orbitrons." Dellie's dad, Nurp-Naut  said as he lead his son into another room. Sure enough, Dellebat came face-to-face with the remaining Orbitons who he'd always hoped to meet one day. 

"Hey, guys  This is Dellebat, one of the mixels made from my DNA. Hehe, he just got finished Taking the test to become leader of TDQS." Nurp-Nait bragged as he looked at his watch. "And would you look at that, in record time too."

Dellebat didn't say a word as his father praised him. If he opened his mouth things were going to start shooting out of him. He tried to move toward the exit so he could make it to the toilet but his father held him in place as the other Orbitrons shook his hands. 

"Well, what have you got to say for yourself, Dellebat?" Nurp-Naut asked, totally oblivious to his son's internal struggle. 

"Yes, lad. It looks like you need to get something out." One of the Orbitrons said. Dellebat wasn't sure which as he scanned the room for a makeshift toilet. Once his eyes found a wastebasket he rushed over, turned around,  opened the poop shoot on the bottom of his suit and unloaded in a massively glorious dump. The horrible wet and loud noises coming from Dellie's backside almost blocked out the complaining comments of the Orbitrons. However,  Dellie was just happy to get that beast of a bowel movement out of his system. He'd focus on how this is the worst moment of his life after he was done.