Brittany Miller was laying on her bed. She had just gotten back from school for summer vacation. "I AM SO BORED!" Her sisters, Jeanette and Eleanor, tried to open some options for her. "We can go the library. I have an Algebra exam to study for anyway." "Lets go the arcade! They do have pizza!" "Na girls. We've done all that before. I want to go on a vacation!" "Now, Brittany, Mom did tell us we can't afford vacations." "Well, that's not fair! The chipmunks get to go on vacation!" "Well, for now, lets just watch some TV until we find a compromise." 5 minutes had passed since they started watching and flipping through channels, when an ad popped up that caught Brittany's eye. "Hey all you teens! Is it Summer Vacation, and you don't have nu-thin' to do? Do you want three months of adventure for zero dollars? Then look no further! Sign up for our state-of-the-art survival camp! By the end of the summer, you'll know how to make a fire without matches, dinner without cooking tools, and an experience with the great outdoors! There's plenty of room, so call 555-263-0398-FUN Now! Disclaimer: We will not be responsible for any serious or minor injuries for your child." Brittany immediately told Mrs. Miller about the camp, and after begging on her knees, she said "Oh, well, as long as its free."


The next day, the Chipettes were on a helicopter, on the way for camp, excited for the days ahead of them. "I hope they have live music performances!" "They seem to have legitimate skills on how to live in the woods." "I hope they have burgers, pizza, hot dogs..." "What is it with you and food, Eleanor?" "I'm just hungry, that's all!" "Whatever. I'm just glad we're the first ones here." "Then you're lucky, girls." said the pilot. "No one else signed up." "Well, I don't see why! This is first-class service 101!" Just then, a group of men and women with came to the wing. The one in the front said "We're here! You ready?" "Yes!" "Are you sure?" "Of course we are!" "You certain you want to be a part of this?" "If we weren't, we wouldn't be on this helicopter in the first place!" "Alright! Here you go!" And at that moment, the bottom opened. But when the girls looked out, their smiles disappeared. "Why are we above an island in the middle of the ocean? I thought we were going to a summer camp!" "You are! You will learn to survive in the WILD!" "Are you f***ing serious?! The ad had campfires and dinners and stuff!" "That was just a simulation of the location. Now GO!" And with that, the Chipettes were pushed off, and started falling to the island below, screaming all the way. They landed, thankfully, without a scratch on the sand. The counselors landed with their own parachutes. "Alright girls! Lets split us up!" So a third of the counselors accompanied Brittany, another third with Jeanette, and the last ones with Eleanor. Brittany's heart raced. She knew this was going to be a long trip...


To be continued...