(Cut to the outside of a mansion, before cutting to the inside, in the living room, where 15 female preteens and 16 male adults in black suits are seated.)
Robyn: Well, that concludes our "Star Trek" marathon! What now?
Vincent: Well, we haven't...
Dixie: Lemme guess... We're doing part three of our "Harry Potter" spoof?
*PLEASE STAND BY*
(Cut to a black and white furry nipple floating in space, while a plane soars around it, revealing the words "A Serenifi Picture", then cut to a similarly furry nipple against a white background with stars and the 3-d words "A Serenifi Picture" surrounding it. Cut to the nipple in full color with the words "Serenifi International", before cutting to another colored furry nipple with the word "Serenifi" in front. Finally, we cut to the edge of a sphere, where the text "Serenifi" emerges from, and circles, surprise, surprise, ANOTHER colored furry nipple! All while a grand orchestral score plays in the background, and the words "1st-1/2 Anniversary" appear just above the logo.)
Robyn: Wow, and I thought the LAST logo was a waste of time.
Vincent: You want a play-date at "Abandoned-Spot-Where-A-Freaky-House-Stood Kenshelm Lane"?
Robyn: Sorry.
FOXSKUNKDEER99 PRESENTS
A FOXSKUNKDEER99 PRODUCTION
WHEREVER THE LAST FILM ENDED
(Cut to outside the past Blockbuster store, where we see a bunch of sparks surrounding the building. Cut to Lola Bunny ducking for cover as the place explodes in a flash of light, and presumably disappears. Cut to Lola's POV, where we see a few leftover sparks, followed by a series of flames emitting where the store previously stood. Cut to Lola observing in amazement, before approaching the spot, stepping back a bit after being affected by the fire, and then out-of-nowhere yelling in delight, before we then see Tranquility racing towards her.)
Lola: AH!
Tranquility: Lola! Lola, it's me, Tranquility!
Lola: But I sent you to the future!
Tranquility: I know, but I'm back. I'm back FROM the future!
(Zoom in to Lola's shocked face.)
Lola: Great Scott!
...... Roll Credits? *Gunshot*
BACK TO THE FUTURE PART THREE: SERENIFI EDITION
(Cut to the outside of a house in the middle of a storm, with award-bait music playing in the background, before cutting to the inside, where we see a bunch of old portraits of a grey male rabbit, a significantly younger, and blue-furred male rabbit, and a pink female rabbit with purple bows, a yellow sweater, and a purple skirt. Camera then pans to a preteen female coyote-fox-skunk hybrid resting nude on an armchair, with her feet on a pink hover board (yeah, she's STILL got it), then to a nude young-adult blonde female rabbit on a couch, then to TV, which then begins playing "Blue's Clues".)
Lola: *Wakes up* "Blue's Clues"! Well, that's it for THAT reference... *Turns TV off, before grabbing a device*  July 28, 1997, 7:01 AM. Last night's tension-filled climax was a success, as my future descendant's friend traveled forward to 2017 using her sensual desires, leaving behind an epic trail of fire that surprisingly didn't spread across the fields, before... I don't even know how I got back here! I must have had amnesia or some crap. I then thought I saw Tranquility saying she came back from the future!
Tranquility: Lola?
Lola: *Turns around* AAAHHHH!!!! *Cue comedic trip on hover board onto piano/organ*
Tranquility: Hey, calm down Lola! It's me! Tranquility!
Lola: That's impossible! I sent you *Insert Source-Material's Title Here*!
Tranquility: Yes! But I'm back FROM the future!
Lola: That doesn't make sense! You can't be here! Great Scott! Cue faint!
Tranquility: Hey, I can explain!
ONE HOUR AND FOURTY-EIGHT MINUTES LATER...
Lola: 1917? That's an interesting setting for this installment. But there're 2 things missing... One: How could she be transported to 1917 with just the lightning, and in the sky, for that matter? And two: How do you know that Lexi went to 1917?
Tranquility: She gave me this letter.
(Cut to Lola reading the letter.)
Lola: "Dear Tranquility Coyote La-Fume, If my calculations are correct, you should receive this letter immediately after you saw the Blockbuster get struck by lightning. Let me assure you that I'm now alive and well in the year 1917. The lightning bolt that hit the Blockbuster caused some kind of overload that screwed with the time-circuits and flux capacater, and sent me to 1917. Spoiler alert, the device'll never fly again."
Tranquility: Don't ask why it was flying. Future stuff.
Lola: "... I got a job as a repair woman, to get the Blockbuster working again, but unfortunately, not even 'Looney Tunes' exists yet in 1917, therefore leaving me with no fan-fiction to power it up. But eventually, I figured 'what the hell?', And remodeled the building into a Barnes-And-Noble, which, BTW, DOES exist in 1917, which you should come across in 1997. My ancestor, Lola, should have no trouble fixing it, so you can go back to you-know-where. Then, after that, have it torn down. I don't want you taking me back to a time where my kind is STILL mistreated by ranting online Cartoon Reviewers..."
Male Human In Grey Jacket And Blue Shirt: Well, THAT'S a bit scathing... *Face-palm* Darn it!
Lola: "... Not to mention all the mind-f***ing complications in the space-time-continuum we keep bringing up WHILE traveling back and forth through time. I bid you farewell, and wish for a brighter reception from online furries to you. You've been such a loyal friend, you've always brightened my days, and my experience in the Furry Fandom wouldn't be the same without you. Your friend in time, Lexi Bunny."
Tranquility: Well! Better get going with that Bloc... I mean, Barnes-And-Noble!
Young Adult Male With Glasses: And that just about wraps up our take on one of the most iconic film trilogies of all time!
(Cut to black, with "Double-Back" playing in the background, and the following text displayed:)
THE END
DIRECTED BY FOXSKUNKDEER99
PRODUCED BY FOXSKUNKDEER99
WRITTEN BY FOXSKUNKDEER99
Offscreen Voice: OH-nonononononono! *Cut to a glowing green version of the aforementioned male talking with a glowing yellow version with spiky blue hair* All six of your fans have been waiting for this entry, and you better give them your damnedest for them!
GYVWSBH: But I want to spend more time planning out my Christmas project.
GGV: OK. Maybe I can help with that.
GYV: What?
GGV: Yeah, it could really use some references to pop-culture-inspiring holiday films... Say, "White Christmas". 'Cause kids'll surely get THAT!
GYV: But that's not what I have in mind for...
GGV: And we could have Rudolph say shit like "KEWEL!" And "WORD!" And "MAH BOI!"
GYV: It's not supposed to specifically take place in 2007!
GGV: And while it's still fresh on my mind, why don't we give everyone iPhones, Google Nexus Sevens, and earbuds!
GYV: *Starts turning red, with his head flattening* Or the 2010s!
GGV: And we can make it CG-Live-Action, give the reindeer attitude to appeal to whatever pathetic stereotypes we assume are present in kids nowadays, wrap it all up with a dance-party-finale, complete with a cervine Justin Bieber...
GRV: You wouldn't...
GGV: ...And we'll rate it PG for Mild Action and Crude Humor!
GRV: OK! I'LL FINISH THE STUPID THING! Come on everyone! Back on set!
(Cut to Tranquility, Lola, and Lexi returning to the filming location.)
(Cut to Tranquility and Lola entering a cave with flashlights.)
Lola: This reminds me of the time I... Tried to accomplish something "Star Wars" or "Star Trek"-related. I dunno. I just play basketball.
Tranquility: Lookit this. *Points at the initials "LB" engraved on a bit of stone, before picking her way through to discover the Barnes-And-Noble*
Lola: OK. Seriously, how the flying **** can no-one have noticed the burying of a ****ing building, let alone discovered it in the span of about 80 years?
(Cut to Tranquility and Lola, now next to the uncovered store, don't ask, reading the letter. Yes, there's more of it.)
Lola: "...Since the Blockbuster was struck by lightning, all the technological stuff has been screwed up. I've left a diagram inside detailing the parts needed that are available in 1997, allowing you to make it... Work again." What a pain it must've been to make this. Oh, and they say "Made In Japan".
Tranquility: Well, better get those pa...AH! *Trips over something*
(Cut to Tranquility rising from the ground to discover a horrific sight not yet revealed to the audience.)
Lola: What is...? *Observes what Tranquility is gazing at- A tombstone with the words: "Here lies Lexi Bunny- Died A Week After Writing An Anonymous Letter With 'Do Not Open 'Til 1997' Written On It', Erected (He-he, It Says 'Erected') In Eternal Memory By Her Beloved Pepe"* Oh my god... What's this doing in a non-cemetery location?
(Cut to the two in a library, reading a newspaper.)
Tranquility: "Shot in the back by Monty Max over a matter of *Insert Money Amount Here*. Monty Max was a notorious western villain, whose purpose to reflect the source material's counterpart earned him the nickname "Bad Fog"."
Lola: You sure it was a different Lexi Bunny?
Tranquility: The closest thing to a mainstream cartoon animal at the time was a colorless dinosaur, so no. Besides, l found THIS foreshadowing device! *Holds up a photo of a nude blonde female rabbit standing in front of a large clock.
Lola: Yeah, you better go save her.
(Cut to Tranquility emerging from a "Western Clothes Convenience Store" wearing a velvet saloon-girl dress, complete with a feather in her hair, black gloves, and matching heels and fishnet stockings.)
Lola: You sure you don't wanna go with this one? *Holds up cowgirl outfit*
Tranquility: Come on... What's wrong with a little fan-service? I'd think you, of all characters, would understand.
Lola: OK. Well, I got your clothes packed, the register loaded *Signals to a stack of papers in the cash tray with the words: "Attack of the 50-ft Bunny Boobies" written on the top*, and batteries for our walkie-talkies that may or may not be used later on. I know it'll be quite a long walk back to Acme Acres, but we need SOMEthing to prolong the conflict, resulting in your character development.
(Cut to Tranquility inside the store, laying down, with her hand lifting up her skirt, and trailing along her.... Whatever underwear saloon girls wore.)
Lola: *Outside* Well, happy trails! *Fires NERF pistol*
Tranquility: *Races her hand inside her undies, then her slit, gasping and moaning all the way*
(Cut to the cash register releasing a slew of sparks, which then spread around the entire building, before it eventually climaxes into a large brief illumination, before Tranquility is suddenly forced into the ceiling, where she observes an army of uniformed humans just outside, below the falling store.)
Tranquility: NAZI... Wait, this isn't even the 30s ye...OOF!
(Cut to the BAN landing right next to the swarm of foreign soldiers, who were immediately followed by an army of more armored humans, whose various bullets flew straight into the building. Cut to Tranquility exiting the store, and observing the bullet-holes, then the leaking liquid from the back.)
Tranquility: Damn... *Her mind is brought back to the na... I mean, German soldiers, as they continue exchanging shots with the Americans* AHH! *Runs for her life, before tripping, and descending down a hill, crashing into cacti, tumbleweeds, and anvils, before collapsing at the bottom*
(Cut to Tranquility awakening in bed.)
Familiar Accented Voice: You OK?
Tranquility: Oh, I'm fine... I had a horrible nightmare... I traveled through time, and there were Disney sequels everywhere...
FAV: What's Disney?
Tranquility: ......... We're doing THIS bit again, aren't we?
(Cut to a black-and-white-with-a-hint-of-grey female skunk with beady eyes and a hair bow just as she lights a candle.)
FAV (Now in an Irish accent): Name's La-Fume. Fiona La-Fume. *Suddenly holds gun at the screen as a familiar action theme sounds* What's your name?
Tranquility: Co... Johansson. Scarlet Johansson.
Fiona: Well, you really hit your head back there, Ms. Johansson. But don't worry a bit. Mis E. R. E. Coyote is an expert in tending to bumped heads. He should know, his son Wile E. was ramblin' on about fallin' down cliffs tryin' to catch a wee bird. Matter-of-fact, he's the first-born branch of the Coyote tree to do so here in America.
(Cut to Tranquility, Fiona, and an assortment of other skunks, young and old, at the table.)
Francis La-Fume (French Accent): Tell ya what, Johansson? I'll let you stay in the barn tonight. Think you'll find it real damn comfortable. Then you can go look for your bunny friend in the mornin'. Just follow the railroad tracks to town, and you'll have no future troubles. *Starts cradling a crying skunk kit* Oh, Fabienne, sh-sh-sh...
Fiona: Francis. A word with you.
Francis: Here. *Hands Fabienne to Tranquility, before heading into another room with Fiona*
Fiona: You sure about this? Lettin' a stranger into our home? Lass doesn't even have a horse. Or hat.
Francis: I just think it's the right thing to do. Lookit how the kit takes to'er. *Signals to Tranquility breastfeeding Fabrienne* She never takes to strangers. It's almost like she's... Connected to us. Like she somehow traveled back in time, mocking a successful media...
THE NEXT DAY
(Cut to Tranquility walking around Acme Acres- 1917 edition, where she sees various stores with the words "Weenie Saloon", "Acme Acres Convenience Store For The Sake Of Inspiring Old-Fashioned Tourist Attractions" and "Acme Italian Food Trade". Cut to her entering the saloon.)
Drunk Guy #1: Well, lookie here! Ol' Kitty's late!
Drunk Guy #2: Why didn't ye tell me the circus was in town?
Drunk Guy #3: Well, I thought you'd assume that from this gal's funny big eyes!
Bartender: Can I get'cha somethin'?
Tranquility: Water, please.
Bartender: Well, you gotta get a gulp from the trawl there. We only got's whisky. And any other drink that causes steam to comedically shoot from anyone's ears. Why don't'cha take a swag 'fore yer performin'?
(Tranquility looks above, before we cut to a live-action man with glasses and a beard pouring milk from a glass into a carton.)
LAM: For God's sake, how many times do you have to look to me? This is a ****ing work of fiction! If anyone takes some inspiration to commit something, that's their own fault! I mean... Go ahead. I don't even know if this existed in the early 1900s.
(Cut back to Tranquility, who then drinks a glass of whisky, before steam briefly emits from her ears. She then forms a seductive smile as her eyes change color. Cut to the young hybrid whispering to a guy at the piano, before stepping onto the stage. Cut to the piano guy doing the old "knuckle-stretching" exercise, then playing a slow, soothing tune.)
Tranquility: *Sings "For Your Eyes Only", while dancing, and stripping, before the drunkards, until she is completely nude once again.*
Familiar Voice: Hey La-Fume! I thought I done told you never to come 'ere!
(Cut to the owner of that voice, Monty Max, along with his typical henchmen.)
Monty: Wait... Yer not Fiona. Though that ugly tail sure fooled me! *Grabs Tranquility by the tail* Was she in a 'fair with that Coyote feller? What's yer name?
Tranquility: Johansson. Scarlet Johansson. *Grabs gun and shoots at the screen, which then leaks transparent blood, while the same familiar action theme plays*
Monty: What kinda stupid name, or move, is that?
Henchman #1: I say she's the main attraction of that ol' circus that's apparently in town. Just take a gander at these sharp listeners. *Pokes at Tranquility's fox ears*
Monty: *While holding a gun to the bartender* I'm lookin' for that no-good cheatin' bunny. Oh, and the blond rabbit who owns the bookstore.
Bartender: Sorry, haven't seen 'er Mr. Max.
Tranquility: Max? You're Bad Fog Max!
Monty: Bad Fog? Nobody calls me Bad Fog! 'Specially not some skunk freak! *Starts shooting at her feet* NOW DANCE PARTNER!
(Cut to Tranquility performing that dance from "Napoleon Dynamite", before stomping on a floorboard, sending it straight to the man-child's crotch, then racing out of the saloon.)
(Cut to Tranquility running through the village, with Monty and his gang hot on her tail.)
Tranquility: OW! MY TAIL! OW! MY TAIL! IT BURNS! DON'T BRING UP THAT PUG-FACED SELF-PROCLAIMED LORD OF DARKNESS! *Cue lasso whip* ULP!
(Cut to Monty and his gang by the Barnes And Noble, where they're now lifting Tranquility by her roped neck, tightening the lasso, leaving her struggling for air.)
Monty: Haven't had an old-fashioned execution in...
BANG!
(Cut to Tranquility landing on the ground, safe and sound, before the following subtitles appear at the bottom:)
Fun Fact: Michael J. Fox almost died in this scene! We apologize for ruining your childhood.
(Cut to a hooded blonde female rabbit holding a large makeshift rifle.)
Monty: Hey, yer that bunny gal who owes me!
Lexi: For what?
Monty: You said that "Moby Cock" novel was in pristine condition, and lookit here! *Holds up a copy of said book, with an assortment of pages spilling out*
Lexi: I never said that!
Monty: *Signals to a sign right outside the store, with the words "TEAR-AND-WEAR-FREE!" Printed*
Lexi: *Brings out a life-sized magnifying glass, then moves it before the sign, where the word "ALMOST" is written in a tiny font above the larger statement* If you've got a problem with your book, I can have it fixed by tomorrow.
Monty: But I dunno where the loose pages belong!
Lexi: Well that's YOUR problem!
Monty: Nope. It's yours. One of these days, when your back is turned, you'll find a bullet in it. I could do it now, but apparently I'm s'pposed to let you two reunite. *Leaves with his goons*
Lexi: Tranquility, I specifically told you NOT to come here. Oh, well, it's good to have you back.
(Cut to Tranquility fitting into an late-19th-century gown, while Lexi looks at the photo of her tombstone, inside the BAN.)
Lexi: *EXACT DATE WITHHELD*? That's in...! *Cue clip of that guy who says "CHOCOLATE!" shouting "THREE DAYS!"* Oh, I wish I paid him back! Who's Pepe?
Tranquility: Maybe he's that Professor Le-Pew from Acme Looniversity, and you'll meet his younger self and fall in love.
Lexi: Tranquility, such a relationship would cause...
Tranquility: Lemme guess: "A disruption in the space-time continuum"?
(Cut to a human male in a suit entering the store.)
Mayor: Ms. Bunny! That new young performer's coming tomorrow for the rehearsals! His name's Le-Pew. Pepe Le-Pew.
(Cut to the male skunk himself firing a gun at the camera, which then leaks more transparent blood, before the young human male from Scene 2 appears.)
YHM: Come on, no more of these...
(Back to Tranquility and Lexi.)
Lexi: No. It's impossible, "love at first sight".
Tranquility: Come on. You just meet the right guy, hits you like lightning! I had the same thing with Agony. By the way, where IS he? Haven't seen him since the bridge between the first and second act of Part 2.
Lexi: He's alright. You restored 2017, he should be on the porch when you get back.
Tranquility: Oh, and I, uh, made a hole in the back of this device. But, we've still got dozens of that erotica from 1997!
Lexi: Which is only good for the time-circuits and flux capacitor! Everything else is run on gasoline, and I doubt we'll find any of that in ****ing 1917. We need to find a good substitute...
ONE "TRYING-ONE-OF-EVERYTHING" MONTAGE LATER...
Lexi: Well, we're screwed. With no gasoline, a single masturbation is only worth 36 degrees.
Tranquility: ... Wait. What if we find something that'll... Crank up the heat, if you know what I mean...
Lexi: Where're we...
(A train whistle is suddenly sounded, before we cut to the two observing a long, thick tip at the end of the grill, coincidentally shaped like an external reproductive tool, before a couple of light-bulbs appear above their heads, before they collapse.)
Offscreen Male Voice: How're those lightbulbs doin', by the way, Bunny?
(Cut to Tranquility and Lexi at the train station.)
Engineer: Sure, you can have a train for Monday! Just don't use it for any ridiculous experiments.
(Cut to the two now looking over a dead end of the tracks, just at the edge of a cliff.)
Tranquility: Well, that does it. We're screwed.
Lexi: No-no! This path will be finished by 2017! Just pray that no-one minds that one locomotive in their transportation system is gone, and that the Barnes-And-Noble won't plummet and go all Michael Bay on you.
Random Guy: Who's Michael Bay?
Lexi: ....... Some pardner who's had one too many whisky shots recently. *Now whispering to Tranquility* And I DO mean recently!
Off-screen Voice: Come on! I ain't givin' HIM a ride!
(Cut to an unseen person atop an anthropomorphic horse, desperately trying to get him off his back.)
Lexi: Come on! Git! *Kicks her own anthro horse*
AH: This is wrong on so many levels... *Races towards towards the commotion*
Lexi: JUMP!
UP: No shit! *Jumps off his equine into Lexi's arms*
Lexi: *Notices a familiar black-and-white face on the male* Lexi Bunny at your service, Mister...
Pepe Le-Pew: Pepe Le-Pew, mon cherie... *Starts kissing the rabbit's hand*
(Cut to the three at a cabin.)
Pepe: Merci, but I am capable of using my own muscles for zis equipment...
Tranquility: Good luck on your first day with Ms. Pussycat! Come on Le...
(Cut to Lexi with Pepe.)
Pepe: I'm almost glad zat horse nearly went AWOL. Ozerwise, I wouldn't have met you... My leetle dove. Will we meet again?
Lexi (With corks in her nostrils): ....... Yes, of course. I own a... Bookstore.
Tranquility: Well, we better get going Lex!
(Cut to Lexi slowly forming a "hopeless romantic" grin on her face, before the following subtitles flash below, with stock alarm sound-effects sounding.)
CREEPY!
Tranquility: You know, this canyon would later be named "Le-Pew" gulch. Named on account of that time in Pepe's early life when he flew off a wild horse, and landed in the canyon, leaving a... Wait, THIS is his early life!
Lexi: ......... We ****ed up again, didn't we?
Tranquility: Maybe some other guy will fall there, and it'll be named after them. Besides, we've still got more important things to worry about...
(Cut to Tranquility and Lexi rehashing the "model demonstration of plan" scene from Part I.)
Pepe: Madame Bunny?
Lexi: *Covers up all the time-travel machinery* Halo monsieur!
Pepe: My current partner in my erotic film has no experience in zis nature. Do you have un "Kama Sutra"?
Lexi: *Finds one in the "too-hot-for-the-early-20th-century" shelf* Damn... Looks like one of the pages just ripped... *Picks up the torn bit, portraying a female rabbit riding an unknown male lap, only to fit it with the remaining content, revealing the lagomorph's partner to be a skunk, before looking back at Pepe*
Offscreen Voice: Alright, now start leaning forward like you're gonna kiss, only to be interrupted by something.
Lexi + Pepe: *Repeat what they were told, before pulling back a second before Pepe's sudden declaration*
Pepe: Did I tell you zat ze Acme Acres Festival ees tonight?
Lexi: No...
Pepe: Would you like to come?
Tranquility: ..... Uh...
Lexi: Of course! (No M. Bison reference intended.)


(Cut to the Acme Acres center, where everyone is gathered before the clock.)
Mayor: As mayor of Acme Acres, I'm proud to dedicate this here clock to the people of... Acme County, I guess. May it remain functional forever and not be struck by lightning in a few decades!
(The clock starts, while fireworks are shot in the sky, before we see Lexi and Tranquility arrive at the festivities.)
Tranquility: Hey, let's get a picture by that same clock we used to... Wait, that was in the original source material... Oh, screw it, let's do it anyway.
(Cut to the a blinding flash of light, where we then see the two females beside the device. Cut to Lexi greeting Pepe as the townsfolk start dancing to an early-20th-century band.)
Lexi: Care to, uh...?
Pepe: Don't mind if I do... *Walks with Lexi towards the dancing area*
(Cut to Tranquility participating in a gun demonstration, where she's demolished practically every cardboard cut-out of stereotypical western villains.)
Host: Where'd you learn to shoot like THAT?
Tranquility: *Insert first-person-shooter-video-game-title here*
Offscreen Male Voice: You're still in 1917!
Tranquility: Damn it!
(Cut to Monty and his gang arriving at the event.)
Goon #3: You sure she'll be 'ere tonight?
Monty: Of course. The plot says so...
Male Rabbit: Hold it right there, gents... You check yer firearms? *Cocks his own rifle at them*
Monty: Marshall Bunny! I didn't know you were back in town!
MR: 'Course I am! After all, this film's gotta have another call-back SOMEhow! Now you gonna dispose of yer weapons?
Monty: *Gives up his gun and knife, as do his gang members, before entering the festival*
Marshall: (To a younger grey male rabbit with fleshed-out eyes.) See Bugs? THAT'S how ye show 'em who's boss. Fight fire WITH fire.
(Cut to Lexi and Pepe, still dancing, before Lexi finds herself with a gun barrel (don't ask me how or where they got it) pointed against her back.)
Monty: Told ya to watch yer back!
*Rimshot*
Monty: Can't kill ya now, but this bullet'll do ya in 2 days by supper. *Notices Pepe* What do we have 'ere? *Back to Lexi* Tell ye what. You live, he b'comes mah new winter accessory...
Lexi: ..... No. Just kill me.
Pepe: Never mind her. I've been known to make a lovely scarf of my tail. Wouldn't you agree, monsieur...
Monty: Max.
Pepe: Max! *Wraps tail around the human, intentionally releasing a cloud of musk*
Monty: Think I found a use fer mah ol' tomater juice!
Pepe: *Tail droops at the statement, before eventually thinking "screw it", and kicking Monty in the groin*
Monty: Ooohhh..... *Takes deep breaths while holding his crotch for half-a-minute, before aiming his gun at Lexi* Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!
Offscreen Voice: *Sigh* Wrong movie...
Monty: *Fires bullet, which is then reflected off a flying silver plate, soaring into the hand of Tranquility*
Tranquility: ....... Lighten up jerk! *Points hand to her head and imitates a gunshot*
Monty: You man, or woman, enough to use more than just a mundane tool used as some futuristic toy?
Tranquility: Just leave my friends alone!
Monty: What'sa matter? You yellow?
(Cut to Tranquility ceasing in her walking-away at the word.)
Monty: Yeah, that's yer new trigger-word now, yellow.
Tranquility: Nobody... Calls me... Yellow. Or... *Notices the director* White.
Monty: Then let's finish it. Right here, rig... *Notices the male rabbit from earlier giving a dirty look* Right by the clock, tomorrow.
Goon #2: We're robbin' a bank t'mmorow.
(Cut to a group of people outside a bank, who then prepare themselves with rifles and pistols.)
Monty: Thanks lots. Alright, MONDAY! Seven o'clock! You game, Johansson?
Lexi: *Whispering to Tranquility* We've already established that we've got until Monday to take you to 2017, and this character-developing movement isn't helping!
Tranquility: Seven o'clock, Monday. Got it.
Monty: If ye try to run off, Coyote Season'll start early this year...
(Cut to Monty and his gang racing off.)
Lexi: *Whispering again* What're you doin'?!
Tranquility: Don't worry, I got this under control. Just like when I tried to take that magazine back to twenty-seve... Oooh...
Pepe: I'm just about ready to take a, how you say, break, from my, how you say, horniness. *Looks at the director*
D: Hey, I'm not the history expert.
Lexi: We'll discuss this tomorrow.
Random Guy: Well, glad someone's finally standin' up to that sonovabitch! 'Ere's a free gun and bullet case!
(Cut to Tranquility coming across Francis and Fiona La-Fume.)
Francis: Just HAD to, how you say, accept ze challenge, no? Couldn't just trot away and forget all zis.
Tranquility: Hey, I said I've got this under control.
Francis: Oui-pui. Zat's what my brozer, *Insert french-male-name-starting-with-"f" here* said...
Tranquility: .....................
Francis: Always let such petite issues burn up inside him. Took part in stereotypical western showdowns to avoid cowardice. Ended up with a blade in his... We'll just let ze audience guess...
Fiona: Hope you're considering your future.
*Alarm sound-effects make themselves heard, as the following text appears:*
GET IT?! GET IT?! GET IT?!
(Cut to Lexi and Pepe reading the Kama Sutra from earlier inside the BAN.)
Pepe: "Scissoring: When ze two partners stand on all fours by zeir behinds, spread zeir legs, and unite zeir reproductive tools." I feel like I'm teaching school.
Lexi: No, no! Please continue! You know, I never thought sexual positions could be so... Fascinating...
Pepe: When I was just a kit, I had *insert curable disease here*, and I missed un important lecture. So moi pere bought me un contraceptive, and took un photo of ze, how you say, apple of my eye, undressing, and taught me himself... You zink toons will be ever able to copulate for un living?
Lexi: Definitely, but not for another 73 years, and not with cameras or film... We'll have futuristic hangout without even having to interact with one-another, which'll spark some controversy from mostly old-fashioned prunes, and acts that seem taboo today, will be just another Tuesday by...
Pepe: ... 2017. Just un deviner...
Lexi: I've never been with someone like you before...
Pepe: I've never been with un real woman before... Zough I'll probably come across un petite feline zat I'll mistake for un skunk...
(Cut to the next morning, where we see Tranquility strolling through Acme Acres, gun and belt secured on her waist.)
Random Guy: Mornin', Ms. Johansson!
Tranquility: Morning.
Random Guy 2: Good luck t'morrow, Ms. Johansson!
Tranquility: Thanks. *Walks up to Lexi*
Lexi: *Ceases smelling a flower* Morning Tranquility... Just gettin' a good whiff of the mornin' bree... Hey, it's that tombstone from my picture! *Pulls out the photo of her grave, only to discover that her name has disappeared*
Tranquility: *Notices this change* Great! Now we can go...
Lexi: No, no... Only my name is gone, the tombstone and date are still there...
Random Guy 3: Coincidental measurements, please.
Tranquility: No thanks, I think this... *Grasps her gown* ... Is enough...
RG3: What, no? It's for yer coffin.
Tranquility: *Looks at Lexi* It's MY name that's gonna replace yours, isn't it? Great Scott...
Lexi: I know, irony is heavy. You're not REALLY gonna go up against Max tomorrow, are you?
Tranquility: I'll still be going to the future tomorrow. I just gotta be prepared for...
Lexi: You can't go around getting into brawls just 'cause someone called you a name! I mean, who does that in 2017 anymore? I mean, with words like "chicken" or "yellow"? That's been what's gettin' you into accidents in your future...
Tranquility: What? What about my future?!
Lexi: ..... Space-time continuum concerns prevent me from...
Tranquility: What's wrong with my future?! And how is no-one noticing our yelling?!
Lexi: We all make decisions that affect the course of our life. You do yours, and I do mine.
(Cut to the two at the train station.)
Lexi: Oh, and Tranquility? I'm gonna stay here for the rest of my life. I'd like to be with Pepe as long as he's younger and not as stereotypically horny.
Tranquility: What? You mean I came here for nothing?! We don't belong here, and it could still be you that dies tomorrow!
Lexi: You DO know the future can be changed, right? Like we've done in movies 1 and 2? I've gotta do what's best right here. *Signals to breasts, then quickly moving her fingers to her chest*
Tranquility: But what about HERE? *Signals to head*
Lexi: OK. You're right. I'll tell Pepe good-bye tonight.
(Cut to Lexi at Pepe's house, knocking at the door.)
Pepe: Oh! Bonsoir, Madam Bunny!
Lexi: Pepe... I'm gonna be leaving, and I may never come back again...
Pepe: Lexi...
Lexi: Look Pepe, I really do care for you, but I've decided I don't belong here, and I have to go back to my own home.
Pepe: Where?
Lexi: Can't tell you.
Pepe: Come on. Tell moi.
Lexi: Sorry, I really hoped it wouldn't be this way, but believe me when I say that I love you.
Pepe: S'il vous plait, tell me ze truth. I promise I'll understand and not turn you down for assuming you're lying and zat you don't love moi, only for us to get back togezer later.
Lexi: OK... I'm from the future, I cam here in a Barnes-And-Noble-turned-time-machine, and I need to get back to 2017.
Pepe: ............................................. Screw you, I'm done with zis sheet. *Slams door on Lexi*
(Cut to Lexi in the saloon, at the counter, bathing herself with *insert beverage here*, while having her anus, vagina, and mouth stuffed with furry male meat.)
Random Guy: You're here... *Gasps* 'Cause ye just 'ad one of those... *Moans*  Misunderstandin's, ain't ya?
Lexi: Oh... Pepe was one-in-a-million... *Gasps* In spite of his odor, and otherwise.... *Gasp* Upbeat attitude towards women...
Random Guy: Well, ye never know what the future might bring...
Lexi: Yeah... Screw it, I'm done with the space-time-continuum...
(Cut to Tranquility asleep besides the campfire, before waking up, and looking at the tombstone picture, just barely reading the words "Scarlet Johansson" on the grave.)
Tranquility (Now suddenly awake): LEXI!
(Cut back to Lexi.)
Lexi (Now slurring): ......... And that bothersome lil' broad will SOMEHOW get a movie, concocted by the mastermind of the shape-shifting robot's films and Titanic-cash-in, nonetheless... Speakin' of which... You may wanna send a date of December 7, 1941 to yer president... It'll save us TWO horrific tragedies... Saw it comin', didn't ya? *Signals to audience, as her partners erupt*
Tranquility: LEXI! LEXI! What're you doing?
Lexi: Cliches...
Tranquility: You gotta come back with me!
Lexi: Where?
Tranquility: *Looks at a human male just outside the saloon, with a mike and a bell-dinger* (Whispering) Back to the future!
Lexi: Great Scott... *Crashes through a nearby table*
*Cue fake credits*
(Cut to Pepe at the train station, at the ticket counter.)
Pepe: Is zis locomotive headed for Los Angeles, yet destined to become ze setting for a later chase scene?
Ticket Guy: Sure is!
Pepe: Un billet, s'il vous plait.
(Cut back to Tranquility, who is now feeding Lexi a gallon of "Acme Flame-Inducing Beverages".)
Lexi: *Awakes from the inevitable heat* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Cut to her running outside, before doing the old "dunking-head-in-water-barrel-to-treat-scorching-tongue" routine, before being pulled out by Tranquility, only to retain her passed-out expression.)
Bartender: Forgot to mention... It'll take a minute or a mental duel 'til she gits up.
(Cut to Tranquility assaulting Lexi with a variety of weapons, from her bare palms to an Acme mallet, while Francis La-Fume enters.)
Bartender: Francis. You're not usually 'ere in the mornin'.
Francis: Just zought my future has somezing to do with all zis... Been using zat word for quite a while recently... "Future"...
Offscreen Voice: Where are you, Johansson?!
*Cue dramatic gasps from everyone*


(Cut to Monty Max and his gang in the middle of the town, holding guns.)
Monty: Let's settle this once and fer all! Or ain't you got the guts?
Tranquility: *Pulls out the photo and sees that it now reads: "Here Lies Scarlet Johansson".* *Cue comedic gulp* Actually, I'm not feelin' up fer this today, so I'm gonna call this off!
Monty: Well, ye know what I think? I think yer a gutless yellow... Beaver! I'll give ye to the count of ten! One!
Tranquility: Come on Lexi! *Slaps her some more*
Monty: Two!
Random Guys: Just do it! We've been sittin' here with green rectangles in our keesters all mornin' to see ye kick his.... Keester!
Monty: Three! Four!
Random Guy #3: If ye don't get out there...
Monty: Five!
Tranquility: What?
Monty: Six!
RG3: You're...
Monty: Seven!
RG3: A...
Monty: Eight!
RG3: Coward!
Monty: Nine!
(Cut to the bartender sliding a gun across the counter to Tranquility.)
Monty: Ten! Hear that? That's ten, ye.... Yellow beaver!
Tranquility: ....... He's a Mystical Mr. Anipat.
(Cut to two human males, one in a grey jacket and blue shirt, and the other with a tan jacket, orange hat, and white cone around his neck.)
Human Male #1: Oh, well. I get that all the... WELL **** YOU THEN!
Human Male #2: Get 'er!
(Camera then topples over as the two males lunge towards Tranquility, yet we get a glimpse of the director in his chair.)
Director: *Sigh* I knew I shouldn't have let the joke overstay it's welcome... 
(He then pulls out a copy of "The Emoji Movie" as the two males immediately kneel before him, hyperventilating in a canine manner, before tossing it back, prompting the humans to dash after it presumably into the sunset.)
Take 2!
(Cut to Lexi suddenly awakening.)
Lexi: What a headache...
Tranquility: Come on, Lex... Let's go... *Starts dragging Lexi to the back of the saloon*
(Cut to Monty and his gang.)
Goon # 3: *Notices Tranquility and Lexi exiting* I see 'em!
(Cut to Lexi and Tranquility racing away, as the music swells up into a tension-building crescendo, before cutting to a random guy firing a rifle, which echoes throughout the whole town.)
*Cue color bars*
(Cut to Pepe on the train.)
Random Passenger: I tell ya... That bunny chick was both the hottest, and most d'pressed gal I ever screwed. And the only gal I ever screwed. She was goin' on and on 'bout 'er breakin' up with a skunk...
Pepe: *Suddenly has an epiphany*
(Cut to Tranquility watching from the saloon as Lexi is held captive by Monty's goons.)
Monty: Listen up, Johansson! I intend to 'ammer in mah asshole-personality, and I promised it'd be t'day! But since yer such a yella gal, it'll 'ave to be yer bookshop friend 'ere! Ye got one minute to decide!
Lexi: Save yourself! Or just shoot the guy, I don't know.
(Cut back to the train.)
RP: Think 'is name was Pee-Pee somethin'...
Pepe: Excuse moi, was zis lagomorph blond and stylistic-looking with fleshed-out eyes?
RP: E'yup. Looked like somethin' cooked up from a desperate attempt for media attention.
Pepe: *Grabs one of those train-halting cords*
(Cut back to Lexi and Tranquility.)
Monty: Time's up! *Points gun at Lexi* Prepare to meet yer maker, Bunny...
Tranquility (Offscreen): Right here, Monty!
(Cut to her in the middle of the town square.)
Monty: Draw!
Tranquility: No. *Drops belt with gun, which accidentally tears her skirt off in the process* (Quietly) Shit. (Normal) Thought we could settle this like men, or women.
Monty: Ye thought wrong. *Fires gun, which releases a mini cream pie, hitting Tranquility, and turning her face into one of those "Sorry-About-That-Youtube" faces*
(Cut to Monty walking up to the hybrid, laughing dickishly, before he is then disarmed by a pair of heels knocked fresh off Tranquility's feet, who then tears off the top of her gown to reveal a paper with the text "First Amendment" inked on. Cut to Monty racing his fist towards Tranquility, only to cut his fingers from the paper. Tranquility then proceeds to rapidly punch Monty in the face, before waving her open hand in front of him, and poking him in the eyes, sending him into a cart of dung with the words "Rehashed Jokes For Sale!")
Francis And The Townsfolk: *Chuckles*
Goon #1: He's gonna get arrested. Let's get outta here.
Goon #2: Don't you think we should do somethin'?
G1: Nah, we need a vacation in Paris...
Lexi: Tranquility! Look! *Signals to an inexplicably-broken-tombstone, before pulling out the photo, where said grave has vanished*
Tranquility: YES!
*Cue train whistle*
Lexi: The train!
Tranquility: Gotta go! *Suddenly notices a young male skunk handing her gun and belt back* Thanks. *Takes the weapon, only to toss it to Francis La-Fume* 12 bucks, never been used!
Francis: Merci! Sure ees nice to live in a world where children handing guns over is a sign of cute innocence, razer zen adult fear!
(Cut to Tranquility and Lexi, now wearing bandannas, barging into the locomotive with guns. Our heroes, everyone!)
T+L: Freeze! This is a science experiment!
(Cut to Tranquility inside the BAN, that's now inexplicably on the tracks, ripping off her plain-white undergarments, then spreading her vagina.)
Tranquility: *Signals with her hand to Lexi, who is now holding the engineer at gunpoint.*
Lexi: Detract the train from the passenger cars! *Tosses colored firewood into the boiler as the engineer follows the order*
Tranquility (Now with her walkie-talkie, yes she's kept that throughout this whole film without using it.): Ready!
Pepe (Offscreen): LEXI!
Lexi: Time circuits on?
Tranquility: Check! *Inputs date for 7/28/2017 on the cash register* Let's start with a simple 25 miles and degrees.
Lexi: *Tosses another colored log into the boiler* Got it. Hopefully we'll bump it up to 88 before the needle reaches "Climatic Explosion Level".
Tranquility: Now at thirty... *Suddenly finds the train grill tip sticking inside her temple* Five...
Pepe: Lexi!
*Cue explosion within the boiler blowing Lexi away, as we see Pepe rise from his horse, and reach into the driver's car*
Pepe: Lexi!
Lexi: Pepe!
Pepe: I love you!
Lexi: I know!
Tranquility (On walkie-talkie): We're at 50! What's happening?!
Lexi: It's Pepe! He's in the cab! I'm gonna go get him!
Tranquility: We just passed the town sign and we're at 60! We'll never make it!
Lexi: We'll just have to take her with us! Keep me tuned on the speed, will ya? *Signals to Pepe to climb out of the cab, to which he responds to by timidly emerging from the back door* Come on! Just a bit further!
(Cut to Pepe reaching for Lexi in the front train car.)
Pepe: Guess who's ze coward now?!
Tranquility: SEVENTY!
(Cut to a sudden explosion within the boiler, blowing Pepe out of the train, where his pants are caught on the edge, and his head is comedically hit by a series of various objects, from cacti to tumbleweeds to the rumps of scrawny coyotes.)
Tranquility: *Notices the hoverboard, don't ask, before grabbing it*
Lexi: Watch out!
(Cut to the BAN crashing through a "road-not-finished" sign, before cutting to the hoverboard being flung outside, which Lexi then steps on as she lifts Pepe off the train.)
Tranquility: YES!
Lexi: Yeah, we did it!
Tranquility: YES, KNOCK ME UP LIKE THE SEXY DILF SKUNK YOU A...
(Cut to the BAN vanishing in a square of fire, before the train races off the tracks, and crashes into the canyon, where we then see a male coyote gazing above, before holding up a sign with the text: "I hope you people at the very least appreciate my dedication...")
(Cut to a line of railroad tracks back in 2017, before the three flashing lights appear, followed by the BAN.)
(Cut to Tranquility emerging from the entrance just in time to notice a train headed for her.)
Tranquility: SHIT! *Races away from the tracks, and jumps just as the locomotive crashes through the building, prompting an explosion*
Round Human Male With A Mustache: Mmmmmmm......
(Cut to Tranquility observing the demolished cash register among the rubble, sparkling a couple times before dying down.)
Tranquility: Well, it's destroyed. Just like you wanted.
(Cut to Tranquility heading for her mansion.)
Montana Max: I'm in this franchise too!
Tranquility: Watch it, Monty!
Montana: Oh, Tranquility! I didn't see ya there! I was just puttin' the second coat of wax on your car.
Male Coyote-Skunk-Hybrid # Who-The-****-Cares: Come on! We'll be late for brunch! *Exits the house, followed by the rest of Tranquility's family*
Fifi: Tranquility! I zought you were going to ze lake.
Tranquility: Thank god... You're all back to normal...
Serenity: Who're you supposed to be, Lady Gaga?
*Cue color bars*
(Cut to Tranquility driving up to Agony, yeah, he's in this franchise too, before stepping out to wake the coyote-cat-hybrid.)
Tranquility: Agony! Agony, wake up!
Agony: I had the worst nightmare... There were animated non-Disney direct-to-video sequels everywhere...
(Cut to Tranquility and Agony driving through town.)
Agony: Oh, and you get fired in 2047.
Tranquility: Fired? Kenshelm Lane! This is where we....! Where we're gonna live. Someday.
(Cut to a bunch of Perfecto Prep students arriving in their own vehicle.)
Rhubella: Hey, Trank! Nice set of wheels. Let's see what that baby can do... Next green light!
Tranquility: No thanks, Ruby.
Bimbette: What are you? Bieber? Yeah, we STILL use that word in 2017.
Agony: Tranquility, don't....
Tranquility: Hold on to something...
(Tranquility starts the car with the Perfecto gang, and they head off before crashing into another car.)
*Cue color bars*
(Cut to a repeat of that scene, only with the Perfecto gang racing off while Tranquility stays behind.)
Tranquility: You think I'm stupid enough to race that asshole?
(Cut to the Perfecto's car crashing into another vehicle, belonging to a muscular male pit-bull, who then emerges and cracks his knuckles.)
Agony: *Pulls out the fax reading "YOU'RE FIRED! JUST THOUGHT I'D HAMMER IT IN." Only to discover said text disappearing*
(Cut to Tranquility and Agony arriving at the demolished Barnes-And-Noble.)
Agony: Holy shit... Is there ANYTHING anyone will notice?
Tranquility: Lexi's never comin' back... I sure will miss her... *Picks up a torn picture of Lexi in front of the clock tower*
(The track stoplights then start dinging, before a train appears out of nowhere, where a familiar face pops out.)
Lexi: Tranquility!
Tranquility: LEX!
Lexi: It runs on steam!
Tranquility: Scientifically-altered steam?
Lexi: Nope! Meet the family. *Signals to a couple of young rabbit-skunk-hybrids next to Pepe* Sappy, and Ending. Boys, this is Tranquility and Agony.
*Cue screen with the text: Don't send any questions...*
Tranquility: I thought I'd never see you again!
Lexi: Can't keep a toon down! Oh, and I've got something for you. *Hands Tranquility a photo of the two at the clock*
Tranquility (Looking like she got a deodorant stick for Christmas): It's great. Thanks.
Agony: Lexi? I brought this note back from the future, and now it's erased!
Lexi: Of course! Your future hasn't been written! Your future is what you make of it! So make it a good one! Oh, and we must've accidentally killed an ancestor of Elmyra.
Tranquility: ...... Oh, well.
Lexi: Buckle up, boys!
Tranquility: Where're you going? Back to you-know-where?
Lexi: Nope. Already been there... *Hides a slip of paper in her gown, with the following text: "THINGS TO DO: 1. BUY SHITLOAD OF DVDS AND BLU-RAYS TO SAVE THE FATE OF PHYSICAL MEDIA. 2. HAVE "A SERBIAN FILM" BANNED EVERYWHERE. 3. WITNESS "ANNOYING ORANGE" PREMIERE. (BRING ROTTEN FRUITS-MISTAKEN-FOR-VEGETABLES.) HIT-LIST: HITLER, STALIN, MAYBE ONE OF THE KIMS, BIN-LADEN."
(Cut to the train-time-machine flying over the town, before heading towards the screen and vanishing.)
(Cut back to the 15 cubs and 16 adults.)
Vincent: Well, that's it. The final chapter in one of the most beloved trilogies of all time. Now, while I'm obviously a fan, I've learned to be open to any criticisms. Every film has flaws, you know. So, without further ado... Give me your questions.
Miaska: Vhen vill ve get "Part 4"?
Vincent: What?
All 16 Cubs: BRING US PART FOUR! MAKE A PART FOUR! PART FIVE IS CALLING!
Vincent: ....... ALRIGHT! *Tosses a vhs with "Great Scott: The Animated Series" printed on it, an xxxboxxx 2 game case with the text "Great Scott: The Video Game", and a bunch of tickets to "SERENIFI STUDIOS: GREAT SCOTT: THE RIDE"* Here's your part 4... *Walks upstairs*
*Cue awkward silence*
*Cue "The End" screen with one last tuning of the familiar theme*