(Cut to an exterior shot of a mansion against the sunset, then inside, where we see a group of female cubs and male adults of assorted species, plus one adult arctic vixen.) Robyn: Well, that concludes our James Bond marathon! What do we do now? Vincent: Why don't we watch a Boob-Tube Scat video o... Edna: We already told you, that "Salt Warthog" show sucks. Vincent: This one isn't based on "Salt Warthog". Ellen: Oh, OK. Vincent: It's based on "Cay-Low". (Cut to the cubs sitting there in an extended period of silence.) Kennedy: ...... So that's how low BTS... Ses... Have gotten now, huh? Miaska: Come on! Tell us story of client's offspring and time-travel! Vincent: I don't know. I haven't really planned for this, in spite of the cliff-hanger from the last one. But, just to make you cuties happy, I'll just make it up as I go along... (Fade to black, before cutting to a giant furry nipple in space, with the text: SERENIFI: AN SF COMPANY in front.) Robyn (Offscreen): Well, there's 10 seconds of film wasted! Vincent: I'm not usually assertive with you guys, but be quiet! FOXSKUNKDEER99 PRESENTS A FOXSKUNKDEER99 PRODCTION SATURDAY, WHO CARES ABOUT THE DATE, HONESTLY? (Cut to Tranquility in her normal outfit, opening the garage to reveal a blue SUV, then walking over to grope/observe it.) Agony: How 'bout a ride, ma'am? Tranquility: Agony... Oh, are you a sight for sore eyes... Agony: Trank, you're actin' like you haven't seen me in a week... Tranquility: I haven't... Agony: (Mouthing) Whaaa.....? (Normal) Oh, well, let's go screw by the lake. (Cut to the two about to kiss, before being suddenly interrupted by a flash of light, then a Blockbuster store with seemingly advanced technology landing right on the street. Cut to Lexi racing out the entrance.) Lexi: Tranquility, you gotta come with me! Tranquility: Where? Lexi: Back to the future! Offscreen Voice 3: Roll credits! (Again!) (Ding!) (Cut to the three inside the store, where Lexi is stuffing Tranquility's shoes, socks, shirt, and skirt inside the cash register.) Tranquility: What's this about? I was gonna take Agony here for a spin in my new car! Lexi: Well, bring him along! This concerns him too! Tranquility: Wait, Lexi, what happens to us in the future? Are we the future CEOs of Nickelodeon or something? Lexi: Oh, no. You and Agony turn out fine. It's your kids, Trank! Something's gotta be done about your kids! (Cut to the three now nude, with Tranquility and Lexi scissoring Agony's dick.) Tranquility: What're we doin'? We don't have enough script to evaporate at 88 degrees! Lexi: Script? Where we're going, we don't need... Script. (Cut to Montana Max emerging from the mansion.) Montana: Hey, Tranquility! I just wanted to show you these... (Notices the Blockbuster.) (Cut to the store now levitating, while a bunch of sparks surround it, and feel-good adventure music plays in the background, before the building disappears into a rectangle of flames before the brunette human.) Montana: How am I the only one in the ****ing neighborhood noticing this? BACK TO THE FUTURE PART TWO: SERENIFI EDITION (Cut to the middle of a... Sky-street, where a bunch of cars fly by, before we see some sparks, followed by the Blockbuster making it's way into the sky. Cut back inside the store.) Tranquility: Alright Lexi, what's going on? Where and/or when are we? Lexi: August 27, 1984. Tranquility: What? Lexi: We're in the future, Trank! As if these inexplicably flying cars weren't enough for you! August 27, 2047. Agony: Wait, we're in the future? We can see ourselves getting married! Unless you meet another female skunkette/coyote, and take after your parents... Better find out! (Gets zapped by a device held by Lexi.) Tranquility: What'd you do to him? Lexi: He was asking too much about your future. Remember our little talk in the last film? And don't worry, this is just a harmless sleep-induced thingamajig. Tranquility: Then why'd you bring him at all? Lexi: I'd tell you, but they already acknowledged that in the source material. (Cut to the store landing in an alley, before cutting back inside.) Tranquility: Will I need clothes in the future. Lex? Lexi: Don't worry, I got you covered. (Slaps four blurs onto the hybrid's nipples, vagina, and anus.) Perfect, you look just like your granddaughter. Tranquility: So, what's it like in 2047? Lexi: Well, ignoring the flying cars, they still run on gasoline, DVDs are now only exclusive to pawn shops and such, and we're still enemies with North Korea. (Cut to Tranquility, standing there in silence.) Lexi: But, look! We've got more Apple products and an "Ice Ace 20"! (Cut to a store with the text: "Apple, Mac, and other Technological shit!", Next to a theater portraying a holographic animation of a saber-toothed inbred offspring of Wile E. Coyote, followed by the text: "ICE AGE 20: CAUSE WE'RE TOO LAZY TO DO ANYTHING ORIGINAL NOW!") Lexi: Anyway, in just two minutes, order the Big-City-Slider Station, and we'll give you a free Slap Chop! Tranquility: ........ Lexi: Sorry, I've been working on my Infomercial auditions... Now, in two minutes, head over there... (Points to a building with the words: "Pizza Hut: 2010s Edition!")... Order a large cheese pie with cheeseburger stuffed crust, here's a 1000... (Hands Tranquility a 1000 dollar bill with I'm-Not-Even-Gonna-Give-Away-His-Name-Anymore's face printed on.)... And wait for Texas Max. He'll ask you to do something tonight, and tell him no. Tell him you're out. No show. Ex-nay on the es-yay. Your daughter replied yes, and she went with them to abduct and sexually-assault a trio of teenage furries under the false impression that they're gonna just get a new XBOX OVER-9000 game, ruining your entire family. Then come back here and wait for me. Remember, don't do anything else. And I mean ANYTHING. Don't ask about the President, sports, or hand-drawn animation in cinema. Anything other than what I told you could get us in serious shit. Tranquility: Got it. (Steps on a bug by accident, before looking at Lexi.) Lexi: Except for that. Move on. (Tranquility wanders down the street, observing Acme Acres: 2047 Edition.) Holographic Weasel: Mornin' Acme Acres! This is Slick L. E. D. Void VIII! When my great-great-etcetera grandfather was mayor here, he had to worry 'bout preserving Net Neutrality, but now, with just a single application on Furry-Book, Yiffer, and *Insert Furry-Related Pun on Social Media Site Name Here*, you automatically get a legal defense number against Copyright Nazis! So register now, at Convenient-Exposition.com.org.gov.edu! (Cut to Tranquility walking inside "Pizza Hut: 2010s Edition", up to the counter, where a TV screen with Justin Bieber's face pops up.) JBTV: Welcome to Pizza Hut: 2010s Edition! How may I help you? Tranquility: Just get me a large cheese pie, cheeseburger stuffed crust. (Cut to a technological tube lowering from the ceiling, then coughing up a bunch of dough onto a conveyor belt headed for an oven, before filling the crust with miniature cheeseburgers, pouring a vat of tomato sauce onto the dough, and sprinkling some cheese onto it, just in time for it to enter the heated area.) Offscreen Male Voice: Hey Coyote-La-Fume! (Cut to a familiar male human with obviously-dyed-grey hair and poorly-applied makeup to look like wrinkles entering the restaurant.) Montana: Yeah, you! You're Tranquility's daughter, aren't you? Tranquility: Montana? Montana: Yeah, Tranquility Jr. Must suck to be named after a narc, as well as not having a more original name period. The writers must be running out of synonyms for "peace". Tranquility: What do you mean? Montana: Anyone home?! Think Coyote-La-Fume, think! Your mom the broad? Tranquility: Broad? Montana: Yeah, took her whole life and threw it away. Tranquility: I.... She did? (Cut to a brunette teenager, with one of those white cones you put on dogs, entering the restaurant.) Texas: Hey Gramps! I asked for TWO coats of wax on the car! Montana: I'll get to the second one in a minute. Tranquility: Are you two related? And are parents now slaves to their own offspring in 2047? Montana: Well, according to the script, yeah. (Cut to a female creature identical in appearance to Tranquility, only with breasts the size of oranges, entering the area.) FCIIATT: An Ultra-Cheeseburger-Stuffed-Crust Deluxe. Perfect. Texas: Hey Coyote-La-Fume! Tranquility Jr.: Texas! Texas: Your non-existent shoe's untied. T Jr.: Wha...? (Gets pushed by Texas' gang, yeah they exist now, who then laugh like stoned hyenas.) Texas: So, whadda you say 'bout tonight? Are you in, or out? T Jr.: I don't know. I gotta talk with mom. I promised I'd go with her tonight for bukakke Wednesday at Triple Z Studios. (Gets grabbed by the neck by Texas, then thrown behind the counter, where Tranquility... Sr. is hiding. Tranquility notices the preteens expanded breasts, before looking at her own significantly-smaller ones, then at a convenient nozzle emitting air, whilst a light bulb pops up above her head, then falls and breaks.) Texas: Wrong answer! (Cut to Tranquility "Jr." emerging from the counter, then approaching the teen, and pushing him.) Texas: Now, are you in or out? Tranquility: No. Texas: What? Tranquility: You deaf? I said "no"! Texas: What's wrong Coyote-La-Fume? You a Bieber? (Cut to Tranquility with a look of triggered anger.) JBTV: Hey! I resent that! Tranquility: What'd you call me, Texas? Texas: Bieber! (Plays "Baby" on iPhone.) Tranquility: Nobody... Calls me... (Notices the teen holding a baseball bat behind him.) ..... Bieber. (Ducks as Texas swings at her, then accidentally hits the JBTV. I'd do that too.) (Cut to Tranquility racing outside, before approaching two girls, then lifting one of them off a hoverboard.) Texas: Where's she?! Texas Goon: There! (Points to a male human with glasses, and a red-and-striped sweater and hat.) Texas: That's not her! Texas Goon #2: She's up there! (Points to a castle in the sky, before approaching a cube with a question mark, then being stopped by Texas.) Texas: We already did a "Hotel Mario" spoof, remember? (Cut to Tranquility floating around on the hoverboard, dodging Texas and his goons on their own hoverboards.) Montana: Something very familiar 'bout all this... (Is approached by a female coyote-skunk hybrid with equally-cheesy hair dye and old-age makeup.) FCSHWECHDAOAM: You think? Hey! You're not supposed to be here yet! CSH: Sorry. (Leaves scene.) (Cut to Tranquility grabbing the back of a truck, then ducking in time for Texas to swing his bat at her, then miss again, striking the headlight of the truck.) Truck Driver: You're paying for that! (Cut to Tranquility hovering over a pond for a while, before the hoverboard abruptly halts after getting wet.) Texas Goon: Hey Trank bozo! Those boards don't work on water! Unless YOU! HAVE! THE POWER!!!! (Holds up sword in an epic... Ish way, before Texas turns to him, with a robotic sound effect in the background, for some reason.) (Cut to Tranquility attempting to push the board across like a skateboard, and failing. Cut to Texas and his goons pulling a bunch of cases out of the trunk of their truck, approaching the pond, complete with a shot of their feet stepping, to emphasize their badassness, then opening the cases to reveal a significantly-lrger hoverboard. Cut to the goons connecting their own hoverboards to Texas', who then steps on, and raises his bat.) Texas: INSERT BASEBALL-RELATED PUN HERE! (The gang heads for Tranquility, who continues her attempts to move her board, before eventually jumping off, leaving Texas and his goons to not only miss her and toss the bat away, but also crash straight into the front window of "Acme Mall: For All Your Selfish Needs!") Random Guy In A Suit (To a construction worker): I told you putting glass in the front was a bad idea. (Cut to Tranquility emerging from the pond, then shaking herself off in a slow-motion fan-service style, before approaching the girl from earlier, offering her the hoverboard.) Girl: Keep it. I've got a Pit-Bull now! It sure rules to steal without consequence in this world, huh? JBTV (Distorted): You gonna eat your large cheese pie with cheeseburger-stuffed-crust? (Cut to Tranquility exiting a pawn shop with a magazine in her hand, before Lexi pops up.) Lexi: Come on! Better put this lube to some good use! (Cut to Montana emerging from the Pizza Hut.) Montana: A Blockbuster? Haven't seen one of those in... Thirty years. (Cuts to Tranquility Jr. leaving the Pizza Hut.) Tranquility Jr.: (To the Blockbuster as it flies by her.) HEY WATCH IT! Montana: Oh my god... There's STILL no-one noticing this. Oh, wait, I can use it to benefit myself in the past! (Cut to Tranquility and Lexi inside the store.) Tranquility: I ran into my daughter and all hell broke loose. Lexi: Damn it! I used all the sleep-inducing-thingamajig juice on Agony! Tranquility: Look! (Shows Lexi a newspaper, with the following text on the front: "GANG ARRESTED! IN OTHER NEWS, NEWSPAPER COMPANIES START PRODUCING PLOT-CONVENIENT PRINTS") Lexi: Never mind, everything's fine. Now let's get Agony and go home! (Notices the magazine Tranquility is holding.) What's this? (Grabs it.) "2020s Film Timeline" Tranquility: What's wrong with a little info 'bout the box office records of the future? Thought I could make some bets with no sweat. Lexi: We don't have time for this! (Notices Agony being investigated by two cops.) Cop #1: Agony Coyote-La-Fume, 6813 Kenselm Lane. Age 47. Cop #2: 47? Oh well, if Michael J. Fox still looks like he's in his teens, anything's possible. Lexi: We gotta get Agony back! If he sees himself in the future there could be a major paradox, or something. And we're not bringing this magazine with us! (Throws the magazine in the trash, before they fly off.) Tranquility: Oh, come on! How could that possibly have backfired? (Well, how about Montana grabbing it from the trash, recalling Tranquility's gambling plan, and deciding to take it into effect?) (Cut to Agony being escorted into his house by the cops, and then awakening.) Agony: What happened? Cop #1: You seem to have passed out. No doubt that "Emoji Movie 2" escaped custody and aired itself on one of those show-off TVs you see in every store. Agony: Emoji Movie T... Cop #2: Well, you're home now, Mr. Coyote-La-Fume. So be safe in the future! Offscreen Voice: Dad! Dad, is that you? (Cut to a teenage male skunk with purple fur, and coyote ears.) TMS: Hey Grandma Serenity! What happened to Fifi? (Cut to the male skunk opening the door to greet Serenity and Fifi, now with wrinkles on their face.) Serenity: Oh, her old-age makeup is starting to wear off again. (Cut to Tranquility and Lexi arriving at the gate of the neighborhood, before cutting to Lexi looking behind the store.) Tranquility: What is it? Lexi: For a second, I thought I saw a taxi following us. Oh, well. Stay here until I get back. (As Lexi heads off down the street, only to be followed by Tranquility anyway, we see a human hand opening the entrance to the Blockbuster holding a bunch of photos portraying various female celebrity edited to make them look nude, and a bunch of condoms.) (Cut back to the Coyote-La-Fume residence.) TMS: Window's still broken. Teenage Female Coyote with a brown-and-white striped tail: Well, your mother DID reject the repairman for calling her "Bieber". Actually, why DID he call her that at all? TMS: Maybe just to emphasize on how much our mother's life'll suck until she eventually learns a lesson in the next film. (Cut to Tranquility, now with exaggerated wrinkles and grey hair dye, and Tranquility Jr. entering the house.) Robot Voice: Welcome home, Tranquility. (Cut to the family eating burgers from McDonalds 2 bags.) Serenity: So how was your puberty lesson? Tranquility Jr.: It was blah-blah-blah.... TMS: It's for you, mom. (Cut to Tranquility entering the living room to observe an orange-furred female rat on TV.) Rhubella: Hey Trank! How's it hanging? Tranquility: What's up, Ruby? Rhubella: Have you thought about that financial-solving thing I brought up yesterday? Tranquility: Well, it could get me fired somehow, so... Rhubella: You want the guys at Triple Z to think you're... Bieber? Tranquility: (Now triggered.) Nobody... Calls me... Bieber! (Scans her card on the screen.) Rhubella: See you at the shower sets tomorrow! (The TV suddenly displays a female tiger-skunk hybrid.) Zig-Zag: COYOTE-LA-FUME!!! I was monitoring that scan you just did with my "see-everything" goggles! You're fired! Tranquility: NO! NO! Ruby said that was a genuine business ad! Zig-Zag: You've been reading unwanted internet ads again, haven't you? Read my fax! (Cut to a bunch of papers emerging from various printers reading: "YOU'RE FIRED! JUST THOUGHT I'D HAMMER IT IN.") Tranquility: I can't be fired! Oh, what'm I gonna tell Agony? (Cut to Agony taking one of the papers, horrified.) Agony: I gotta get outta here... (Cut to Agony approaching the door, only for a grey-furred coyote with a purple cat tail and, you guessed it, more fake old-age makeup, to interrupt.) Robot Voice: Welcome home, Agony. (Cut to the two coyote-cat hybrids gazing at each other.) Both: I'M OLD/YOUNG! (Faint, before the 2017 Agony is carried off by Lexi.) (Cut to Montana Max exiting the Blockbuster store, struggling to zip his pants back up, just in time for Lexi and Tranquility to return.) Lexi: (As she's holding a tube of anal lube and a double-edged dildo) When we get back, I'm gonna tear down this building for good. It's given us too much trouble! (Zoom in to a fake pudgy nose with wrinkles beside the cash register, as we hear a bunch of sensually-aroused moans.) (Cut to the Blockbuster landing by a house, where Lexi and Tranquility (now in their normal clothes) move an unconscious Agony onto a bench on the porch.) Tranquility: How long will she be like this? Lexi: Probably 'till morning, or the next film. See you tomorrow! (Cut to Tranquility arriving at her house, where she approaches the backyard gate, only to notice a lock on it.) Tranquility: What the hell? I don't remember the house being yellow. (Climbs over the gate, into the yard.) (Cut to Tranquility quietly opening a window to his room, then stepping in, only to come face-to-face with a pink female cat.) Both: AAAHAHHHHH!!!!! Tranquility: What're you doin' in my room?! PFC: LIMP! LIMP! (Cut to a mustached human male barging into the bedroom, holding a bat, swinging at the hybrid.) Tranquility: I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE! "Limp": TOO BAD YOU PIECE OF TRASH! Tranquility: I'M JUST IN THE WRONG HOUSE! "Limp": YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! (Cut to Tranquility escaping the house, with the human angrily yelling from the porch.) "Limp": SCRAM, YOU HEAR ME? AND TELL THAT FURBOOK GUY HE STILL SUCKS! (Cut to Tranquility walking down the street, noticing a bunch of graffiti saying: "GOD HATES FURRIES!" "ACME ACRES IN HELL!" and "WHY WASN'T THE PLACE LIKE THIS EARLIER?", then a bunch of murder outlines on the ground, while screaming and gunshots are heard in the background, before picking up a newspaper and reading the date: September 1, 2017.) Tranquility: This... This can't be right. (Finds herself at gunpoint by bulletproof-vest-wearing Bugs Bunny.) Bugs: Well, well, well... Looks like it's paper-thief season. Tranquility: Mr. Bunny! It's me, Tranquility! Bugs: Who? Tranquility: The one who hangs out with controversial people? Bugs: I've never seen you in my life, but you sure do look like one. Tranquility: You gave me detention last week? Bugs: The Looniversity burned down years ago. Should've seen it coming, what with the violent cartoony behavior of my students... Tranquility: Also, it's THAT GUY SEASON! (Points behind Bugs.) (Cut to Bugs looking behind him, then turning back only to find Tranquility running off. Bugs: EAT LEAD, PERSON WHO HANGS OUT WITH CONTROVERSIAL PEOPLE! (Shoots at Tranquilty as she continues her race.) (Cut to Tranquility coming across a large hotel with a bunch of bikers just outside, a huge portrait of Montana himself, and the neon text: "MONTANA'S ILLEGAL STUFF THAT'S NOW LEGAL IN THIS ALTERNATE REALITY!" Cut to her approaching the entrance, where she sees a TV.) TV Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Montana Max museum, dedicated to the greatest American folk-hero, Montana Max! Here you will learn how this brunette little man became the richest and most powerful man in America! (Run for your money, Trump.) Learn the amazing history of the Max family, including the set-up for Part 3 himself, Monty "Bad Fog" Max! See how a little bet among his friends concerning film box-office records made him a millionaire! And discover how in 2013, he successfully legalized gambling for no other reason than to establish character! Montana: Just want to say one thing: *Insert political corruption dialogue here* TV Announcer: Meet the various furry women who shared in his passion...Ette animal-loving wife! And relive the happiest moment of her life, as in 2007, Elmyra Duff-Max purchased the skunkette of everyone's eye, Fifi La Fume! Oh, and her wife Serenity, too. Tranquility: (In Darth Vader voice) NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I apologize for that... Random Goon: Hey, whadda you think you're doin' here? (Grabs Tranquility along with another goon.) Tranquility: Let me go! Goon #2: We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. (Hits Trnquility with a club, before we fade to black.) Offscreen Voice That's Never Heard Again: The easy way... (Cut to Tranquility awaking in bed.) Fifi: You OK? Tranquility: Oh, I'm fine... I had a horrible nightmare... I traveled through time, and there were Disney sequels everywhere... Fifi: Well, don't worry, you're back on ze bon 27th floor. Tranquility: ......... (Turns on the lights to see Fifi now only wearing fishnet gloves and stockings, with breast implants.) MOM?! THAT CAN'T BE YOU! You're so... So... Big! *Cue laugh track* Fifi: I can call room service if you want... Tranquility: ROOM SERVICE?! Elmyra: STINKY KITTY! Fifi: Sacre bleu. Eet's moi owner. Tranquility: My owner? Montana: Did that freak of yours get kicked out of training school? You know how much dough I wasted on that brat, or her 77 brothers and sisters? Fifi: Ze least we can do with zat money ees make moi children better... Montana: Alright, lemme remind you just for the sake of informing the audience: The freak's YOUR kid, not mine. Not even all the money in the world can do jack-shit about that filthy broad. Fifi: Cut eet out, Monty! Montana: Don't call me "Monty"! She's a narc, like her other folk. Fifi: Don't you dare talk about Serenity like zat! (Raises tail.) Montana: (Sprays a can of tomato juice on her.) Tranquility: You son-of-a-bitch! (Races toward Montana, before being held back by his goons.) Fifi: Zat's eet! I'm leaving! Montana: Go ahead, scram. But lemme ask you: Who's gonna pay for your clothes, jewelry, liquor, and comedic implants, huh? Fifi: YOU GAVE ME ZESE ZINGS! Montana: I'll also cut off your 78 kits. I'll cancel Repose's cards, then Stillness, I'll revoke his parole, and Tranquility? Maybe I can arrange for a playdate with Elmyra here... (Motions to a redhead human female with a blue cat fur coat.) Fifi: ........ Bien... I'll stay. Montana: And YOU... (Points to Tranqui.....) (The writer is suddenly interrupted by a commentator.) TheMysticalMrEntrance: THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT GODAWFUL "FAMILY GUY" EPISODE, ISN'T IT?! **** YOU! **** YOU! **** YOU! **... Oh, shuddup! (Blocks him.) Montana: And YOU... (Points to Tranquility.) You're gettin' a time-out. (Cut to Tranquility being pushed into a dark room, where she notices 16 nude muscular males of various species chained to the wall.) Tranquility: Scott? Vincent? What happened to you? Scott: Didn't you hear? They banned every form of promiscuous sex in Acme Acres. Even online fiction and drawings. Vincent: It also didn't help that we spent the past few weeks copulating with a buncha minors, even though they were aware of the reproductive system, and birth control, and were completely OK with us doing it, and, well you get the picture. Scott: God. My wrists're killin' me... I mean it. Might as well be dead now... Tranquility: Lemme help you... Vincent: You're freeing us? (Tail starts wagging.) Tranquility: Sorry, don't have a key or anything... (Vincent's tail lowers.) But I CAN make you feel... Refreshed. (Removes her black Mary-Jane shoes and plain-white socks.) It's the least I can do for my biological fathers... (Removes plain-white shirt, blue skirt, and plain-white petticoat.) Vincent: What're you...? (Is interrupted by a plain-white camisole and matching pair of frilly panties being flung onto his face.) (Cut to the hybrid cub kneeling down to lick Vincent's long red cock, then engulfing it completely with her...) TheMysticalMrEntrance: WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH...?! Be gone! (Reports him.) (Cut to Tranquility sucking on Vincent's shaft, until he presumably ejaculates inside her, and she responds by swallowing his semen, then grasping his chest and rising up to his hips.) Tranquility: Might as well keep the Coyote-La-Fume family tree alive even in the most intense hurricane... (Seats herself onto her biological father's staff, where she pushes her rump further down, allowing him to slither deeper inside her, emitting a series of high-pitched, youthful gasps and moans while doing so. Cut to a worms-eye POV, where we see her cute fluffy rear pushing further down on Vincent's red-rocket, until it emits a flood of milky-white substance inside her. Cut to Tranquility collapsing onto the floor, panting in exhilaration.) (Cut to Tranquility's POV, where she sees the other 15 males with their own tools now steadfast and thick, and their eyes now in puppy-mode.) Tranquility: I DID say "the least I could do for my biological fatherS, didn't I? (Cue a montage of Tranquility performing a series of acts upon the males, including, but not limited to, foot-jobs, tail-jobs, 69s, cowgirl positions, refusing to stop until she bore the future offspring of all 16 males.) BIG-LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT! Tranquility: By the way, where's Serenity? TheMysticalMrEntrance: HAHA! VERY FUNNY YOU RETARD! Oh, for god's sake... (Clicks "Ban from Internet Altogether" button.) (Cut to Tranquility entering the Acme Graveyard, approaching a particular tombstone, with the text: "RIP: Serenity Coyote Born: October 18, 1987, Died: September 4, 2007.) Tranquility: NO! This can't be happening! 2007? This can't be happening... Lexi: I'm afraid it's happened already. Tranquility: Lexi? How'd you find me? Lexi: Again, acknowledged in the source material. I know everything about your female-father. (Cut to the two now in a garage, where Tranquility is reading the front lines: "Serenity Coyote Killed: Random Person Murdered That Made The Front Page For Ex-positional Reasons") Lexi: Had to break in to the library, since it was closed down, to figure this all out. Tranquility: How'd this happen? Lexi: Well, the space-time continuum has obviously been altered somehow. All I found in the Blockbuster was THESE! (Holds the "2020s Film Timeline" magazine, along with the fake wrinkly nose.) Tranquility: Holy shit... I didn't know Montana had a fake nose! Lexi: No! Montana went back in time and somehow used this magazine to alter the present! (Holds another newspaper with the Front Page Headlines: "Brunette Brat Wins Over A Million Dollars In A Bet Over 'Ice Age 10' Box Office Records") Tranquility: ...... It's my fault... If I hadn't bought that damn book, none of this would've happened! We gotta go back to the future... Roll... Both: Shut up! OK. Lexi: We can't go... You-know-where, because it would be the same timeline, where Montana's still Trump's object of envy, and THIS happens to me! (Holds up yet another newspaper with the front headlines: "Local Star Of Obscure Late 2000's Cartoon Imprisoned Thanks To Riot Of Whiny Cartoon Fanboys Lead By TheMysticalMrEntrance") We gotta find out when and where this all started, and go back there to fix it! (Cut to Montana in a jacuzzi with Shirley and Babs, watching "Warcraft".) Guy On TV: (To random troll character.) I hate you for some reason. Troll Character: I hate you for some reason too. Montana: What a great film! (Cut to Tranquility turning off the TV, alarming Montana and the girls.) Montana: How'd you get past the security?! Tranquility: ...... Tohn-Oo-Fill? Not acknowledged in the source material. Tranquility: Oh, well. We need to talk. Three words: 2020s. Film. Timeline. (Cut to the two in Montana's office.) Montana: What do you know 'bout that book? Tranquility: First, tell me how, where, and when you got it. Montana: Alright. July 28, 1997. I picking my car up from the shop after it crashed into a manure truck (by the way, do they still have those anymore?), when some old guy comes up and says: "How'd you like to get rich?" I say: "Sure", and he gives me this. (Opens a box from a safe to reveal the magazine.) Told me to bet on the top grossing film of each year following 2017, and I'll win. The only catch: Keep it a secret. Never saw him again. (Cut to Tranquility quietly grabbing a matchbox with the words: "Convenient for Solving Cinematic Conflicts!".) Montana: Oh, and he also said that either a character from a despised 2000s cartoon, or a furry jail-bait model will come looking for that magazine, and when that day comes... (Takes out a pistol.) Funny. I never thought it'd be you. Can't believe I didn't catch onto that, though, what with me killin' your female-father... Tranquility: (After a couple seconds of horrific discovery.) Well, you're forgetting one thing... What's that? (Points behind Montana, then punches him when he turns back.) Montana: Can't believe I'm still falling for that... SECURITY! (Cut to Tranquility racing down the hallway, being chased by Montana's goons, then making her way down the stairs, and switching flights to confuse the gang, before making it to the roof, then frantically looking around for an escape route.) Montana: Well, what'll it be? Suicide, or lead? Tranquility: What about the police? They'll find out eventually! Montana: I OWN the police! And that's apparently the most logical excuse for their lack of preventing Serenity's murder! Poetic jutice- Two Coyotes with the same gun. (Cut to Tranquility standing there in an "I surrender" pose, before suddenly jumping off.) Montana: ......... (Chuckles.) Well, time to celebrate. (Pulls out bong.) (Cut to Tranquility now atop the Blockbuster, which Montana responds to by gazing a bit, then lighting his toy. Cut to Tranquility entering the building.) Tranquility: We gotta go back to July 28, 1997! Lexi: Amazing. That date must have some kind of significance in the space-time continuum... Or it's just a coincidence that'll lead to a part 3 film... (Cut to the Blockbuster store arriving by the "DVD" billboard.) Lexi: (While wiping leftover vaginal fluids off her face.) Now, go into town, and just let the 2047 Montana believe he's succeeded after he gives the magazine and leave, THEN go take it. Here's a binocular and walkie-talkie. I'll stay here to fix the now-malfunctioning time-circuits. Since there are now TWO of you in this time, you gotta blend in. Buy yourself some new clothes. Something inconspicuous. (Cut to Tranquility, now in a large poofy pink ballerina outfit, with her hair tied up in a bun, arriving at presumably Montana's house.) Tranquility: *Static Noise* Tranquility to Lexi. Come in. Over. Lexi: Lexi to Tranquility. I read you *Static Noise* over. Tranquility: *Static Noise* Tranquility to Lexi. I like going *Static Noise* over. Lexi: *SN* Lexi to Tranquility. *SN* Me too. Both: *SN Infinity* Tranquility: Monty's just arrived at the car shop. Which is pretty close to his house, actually. Car Shop Owner: Here's the bill for your comedic accident. (Hands Montana a small piece of paper.) (Cut to Montana with a jaw-dropping expression on his face.) Montana: EIGHT DOLLARS?! Are you serious?! Oh, hey! Fifi! Might as well go pester her a bit! ONE REPEATED MONTANA-BEING-A-DOUCHE-SEQUENCE LATER... Montana: Someday you'll be my exotic pet! (Runs into 2047 Montana, sitting in his car.) 2047 Montana: How'd you like that day to come sooner? 1997 Montana: What the hell're you doin' in my car? 2047 Montana: Just get in, and I'll fill you in. 1997 Montana: Oh, I see... You just wanna put your finger inside me, huh? 2047 Montana: Come on, I'm your distant relative! When have relatives gotten into those situations? *Beat* (Cut to the two Montana's arriving at 1997 Monty's house.) 2047 Montana: See this? (Holds up the "2020s Film Timeline" magazine.) This magazine tells the future. All about the box office records starting from 1997, all the way to 2046. 1997 Montana: (Takes the book and stares at it for a couple seconds.) Yeah, right. And the Cat in the Hat will be played by Mike Myers. (Notices 2047 Montana holding up another magazine, displaying a negative review of 2003's "Cat In The Hat".) OK. You got me. 2047 Montana: Now, keep this safe, and go round up the Perfecto students, since they're the other closest things to villains in your show, and have a little gamble with them. Bet 'em that that "Titanic" flick will really knock every other movie, not just the ones from this year, outta the water at the Box Office. Keep it locked up! Keep it away from everyone! Especially any character who looks futuristic, but acts like she's from the 90s, and any surprisingly-attractive preteen coyote-skunk hybrid. (Cut to the evening, where we see Montana taking his car out, then zoom in to Tranquility hiding in the open trunk.) Tranquility: (On walkie-talkie.) Don't worry Lexi. I got this. The magazine's on Monty's dashboard. I'll get it when he gets to the dance. (Notices that he's just arrived at his destination.) (Cut to Tranquility watching Montana emerge from the front and head for the Looniversity, then hopping out, and quietly tip-toing to the dashboard, before we then hear a loud ripping sound, immediately revealed to be Tranquility's ballerina skirt caught onto the back of the car.) (Cut to Montana looking back to notice the skirt, with Tranquility nowhere to be seen, and a stand with ballerina outfits in the far distance. Cut to Montana shrugging, and going back to grab the magazine, much to the suspense of Tranquility, whose hand, by the way, was inexplicably morphed into that stand the whole time. Cut to Montana reading the magazine, until Dean Bunny walks up and grabs it.) Bugs: Is dat alkee-hohl I smell? Montana: ...... I dunno. Bugs: Film History, eh? You got detention first ting in de mornin'. (Walks off with the magazine.) (Cut to Tranquility quietly crawling down the lane, past a familiar Cadillac.) 1997 Fifi (Offscreen): Oh... Oh! OH! Mais oui, monsieur Le-Pew! I will be your, how you say, "volunteer" for your class for ze remainder of moi Junior-High life! Past Tranquility (Also Offscreen): Oh! How'd you know I enjoy the attention of middle-aged-yet-still-handsome guys? (Cut to Tranquility tip-toing just outside Bugs' office building, unaware that she's stepping in the "Acme Tar Pool: It Makes More Sense In Context!", until her feet are nearly five inches deep.) (Cut to Bugs turning back quickly, to notice two pink ballet slippers in the tar pool, then a stand with other such footwear in the distance, before shrugging.) (Cut to Tranquility emerging from the nearby Looniversity Pool, pulling her stand-hand back into it's original state, and walking up to the office.) (Cut to Bugs in his office, at his desk, looking at various report cards of Babs Bunny, Shirley Loon, and Zelda Blackkat, all of whom have apparently gotten extra credit for "Exceeding Expectations In Reproduction Class", while we see Tranquility sneak in through the door, her eyes fixed on the magazine. Cut to Tranquility making it to the desk, and reaching for the book, until Bugs then turns back, prompting Tranquility to retract. Cut to Bugs taking the magazine, throwing it into the trash bin, and leaving for *insert reason here*. Cut to Tranquility frantically crawling to the trash bin, and grabbing the magazine, only to find a bunch of Eric Schwartz pin-ups inside, and realizing too late that it was just a 90s furry pin-up magazine with the film timeline dust cover.) Tranquility: (On walkie-talkie.) Lex! Lex! Lexi: Yello? Tranquility: I blew it! Montana still has the magazine! I just got the cover! Lexi: Where's Montana? (Cut to Montana being punched by 1997 Serenity, who then helps 1997 Fifi up.) Random Guy: Never mind. Apparently that was self-defense. Well-Fit Male Otter: Hey, Fifi, is it? Fifi: Oui? WFMO: After the prom, you think we could... (Cut to Tranquility approaching the unconscious Montana.) Tranquility: Alright! Alright! Stand back! I know CPR! (Cut to Montana awakening.) Montana: HEY! (Gets punched by Tranquility, who then grabs the magazine.) Random Guy: She took his wallet! Should we be shocked now? Tranquility: I got it! Lexi: Great! Meet me by the falsely-advertised DVD billboard! Goon: Hey! There she is! Goon #2: Let's get her for some reason! (Cut to Tranquility racing away from the gang, into the school, where we then hear a loud ripping sound, and the gang comes upon a ripped pink leotard on the stairs. Cut to the gang racing up the stairs, then to Tranquility, now in the nude, hiding behind an extra curtain.) (Cut to the gang noticing the past Tranquility on stage, singing "Baby".) Goon #1: How'd she change clothes so fast? Goon #3: I don't know. It's never answered in the source material, but get her! (Cut to Tranquility behind the gang, with the walkie-talkie.) Tranquility: Lexi! They're gonna jump me! Lexi: Then get out! Tranquility: No, they're gonna jump the me on stage playing the song from a 2010s expy (albiet less sucessfull) of Elvis! Lexi: Then you gotta stop them, or there'll be a major paradox! Tranquility: I know! You've been hammering it in since film 1! (Cut to Tranquility atop the stage equipment above the band, untying the rope holding a bunch of sandbags conveniently hovering over the gang, until they fall and knock them out.) Tranquility: Sucess, Lex! Lexi: Well, THAT sure was essential to the plot! It sure wasn't there just to build suspense or anything! Past Tranquility: Guess you're not ready for that yet. But your kids are... Never mind, even your kids won't like it. (Cut to Tranquility walking down the stairs, while looking at her past self.) 1997 Fifi: Zat was very interesting...Ly bad music zere. Past Tranquility: Well, I didn't know what I was... 1997 Fifi: I hope you don't mind, but Serenity and I are gonna head up to ze hills with zese hunks here. Montana: Hey narc! Think that disguise'll get by me? Let's duke it out. Tranquility: No thanks. Montana: What's the matter? You Bieber? Tranquility: *Has a look of triggered anger on her face* Nobody... Calls me... Bie... (Get's slammed in the face by her past self opening the door, leaving her head flatter than a pancake.) Montana: (Grabs the magazine, before kicking the hybrid and making like a tree.) And THIS is for the car! (Kicks her again.) And THIS is just to relieve myself of my feelings towards that "Cat In The Hat" adaptation in the future! Tranquility (Notices Montana taking off in his car, before racing inside the Looniversity, and up the stairs.) *On walkie-talkie* Lex? Lexi: Tranquility? Tranquility: I blew it. Montana's got the book and he's off! Lexi: Where's he now? Tranquility: The road-runner tunnel. Lexi: Go get him! Offscreen Ear-Stabbing Female Voice On WT: Tell him "Taker no taking!" Lexi: Hey! Where'd you come from?! Get outta here! OESFVOWT: In spanish, that's... Lexi: YOU INCONSISTENTLY SPEAK ENGLISH TOO! SCREW OFF! (Cut to Montana in his car, adjusting the radio, before it settles on "My Heart Will Go On", then responding by punching it, while Tranquility crawls across the back on a hoverboard (yes, she still has that for some reason), reaching for the magazine in the backseat. Montana grabs it just as she touched it with the finger-tips, and plants it in the front. Tranquility quietly opens the front door, and reaches for the magazine, but is then interrupted by Montana grabbing it.) Montana: Gimme that! Tranquility: NO! OESFVOWT: Repeat after me! Taker no taking! Taker no...! *Punch sound-effect* (Cut to Montana and Tranquility pausing in their struggle after the offscreen action.) Lexi: Sorry 'bout that. Carry on! (They resume, as they head into the tunnel, then notice a truck heading in the opposite direction, which apparently rams the hybrid, allowing Montana to retrieve the magazine, and place it next to him, before noticing Tranquility in the rearview mirror, who then swoops in and takes the book before heading off for the end of the tunnel, grabbing a trail of flags attached to the Blockbuster, and flying up.) Montana: KARMA!!!!! (Crashes into a manure truck.) (Cut to the Blockbuster stopping by the DVD billboard, allowing Tranquility to hop off the hoverboard.) Lexi: Got the book? Tranquility: (With the magazine in a... Hip-Pocket...) No... Lexi: Enough CDI references! Burn the damn thing! OESFVOWT: You got to be REALLY careful with... *Phaser sound effect* Lexi: ...Sorry 'bout that... (Cut to Tranquility placing the magazine in a convenient bucket, lighting a match from the matchbox she "borrowed", and setting it to the book, then noticing the words on the matchbox changing from "Convenient For Solving Cinematic Conflicts!" to "Convenient For Campfires!") Tranquility: It's working! (Pulls out newspaper, where the text "Serenity Coyote Killed" changes to "Serenity Coyote Elected".) Lexi: (Pulls out newspaper, where the text "Local Star Of Obscure Late 2000s Cartoon Imprisoned Thanks To Riot Of Whiny Cartoon Fanboys Led By TheMysticalMrEntrance" changes to "Local Star Of Obscure Late 2000s Cartoon Commended For Foiling Assassination Attempt On Whole Cast And Crew Of 'Teen Titans Go' Schemed by Riot Of Whiny Cartoon Fanboys Led By TheMysticalMrEntrance, Who Is Now Banned From BoobTube Altogether") YES! WE CAN GO HOME NO... (Get's struck by lightning.) Tranquility: Lex, you OK? (Cut to the Blockbuster being struck by lightning again, causing a bunch of random clips of 1997 Serenity having sex with Wile E., as well as Robyn having sex with her father, Miaska with her own father, and so on, before it eventually disappears in a flash of light, leaving behind a flaming backwards "99" in the sky.) Sorry 'bout that! I was supposed to use those clips earlier, but I forgot! Tranquility: Lex? Lex, you hear me? (Recieves static on walkie-talkie.) Lexi, do you hear me? (More static, before we see the flag trail from earlier collapsing onto the street.) (Cut to Tranquility beginning to sob, before she is suddenly approached by a car.) Male Goat In Black Suit: Are you Tranquility Coyote-La-Fume? Tranquility: Yes. MGIBS: I've got something for you... A letter. (Cut to him giving Tranquility a brown envelope, who then opens it, to reveal another envelope, then open it, and pulling out a bunch of envelopes, before eventually finding the letter.) Tranquility: It's from Lexi! "Dear Tranquility Coyote La-Fume, If my calculations are correct, you should receive this letter immediately after you saw the Blockbuster get struck by lightning. Let me assure you that I'm now alive and well in the year 1917. The lightning bo..." 1917?! She's alive! I mean, we'll have to wait for part 3, but she's alive! (Cut to outside the past Blockbuster store, where we see a bunch of sparks surrounding the building. Cut to Lola Bunny ducking for cover as the place explodes in a flash of light, and presumably disappears. Cut to Lola's POV, where we see a few leftover sparks, followed by a series of flames emitting where the store previously stood. Cut to Lola observing in amazement, before approaching the spot, stepping back a bit after being affected by the fire, and then out-of-nowhere yelling in delight, before we then see Tranquility racing towards her.) Lola: AH! Tranquility: Lola! Lola, it's me, Tranquility! Lola: But I sent you to the future! Tranquility: I know, but I'm back. I'm back FROM the future! (Zoom in to Lola's shocked face.) Lola: Great Scott! ...... Roll Credits? *Gunshot* TO BE CONCLUDED... (Cut back to Vincent and the cubs.) Vincent: Well, THERE'S somethin' that no "Salt Warthog" or "Cay-Low" can give if they even try, eh? Robyn: OK, I know Montana becomes rich and all, but how was he able to rule Acme Acres altogether? Just because he has a shit-load of money? Miaska: Couldn't canine-mustelid hybrid and bunny take magazine next day, vhile Montana's on crapper or something? Edna: And couldn't they have stopped the police from taking Agony? They've clearly established that fingerprint verification works regardless of what time you came from. Ellen: Couldn't Lexi just tell Tranquility to keep a note to herself, so that in 2047, she could use a less-complicated way of resolving her daughter's conflict, like she did with Lola in Part 1? Kennedy: And why is that magazine so thin for a timeline off all the films from the 2000's to the 2040s? Lacey: And couldn't the whole conflict have been avoided if Lexi installed a security system or password verification in the Blockbuster? *Various other questions from the cubs* Vincent: ....................... HEY! Did I tell you that one of our next JBIAF entries will be quite long, with a total count of 53 primary females in the action? THE END... OF PART 2