(Open on the outside of a mansion in the evening.) (Cut to the inside, where we see 11 female cubs and 15 adult males, plus one adult female arctic vixen, in the living room.) Robyn: Well, that concludes our "Universal Monsters" marathon! What do we do now? (Few seconds of silence.) Scott: Oh, let's watch this hilarious Boob-Tube-Scat video of this kid's show called "Salt Warthog"! Ellen: Meh... I don't think so... Scott: What? I thought you like Boob-Tube-Scats. Ellen: I do. But that "Salt Warthog" show has shitty animation and unbearable pacing. Scott: Oh, well. We've seen enough Boob-Tube-Scat videos, anyway. Edna: Should we shag, then? (Raises eyebrows in seductive manner.) Everyone Else: Done that! Miaska: Try to take over school? Matthew: Sounds too complicated... Kennedy: Just get to sleep? Everyone Else: NO! Vincent: How about we tell a story! (Extended silence.) Lacey: What is this, the 1800s? Vincent: No, really! I think you'll love this one! It's a little folktale I made for our clients. And by: "I made", I mean: "I took the story from a more successful property and changed it around to please a different audience"... (Fade to black, before cutting to a giant furry nipple in space, with the text: SERENIFI: AN SF COMPANY in front.) Robyn (Offscreen): What was that? Vincent: Just something to... Something. FOXSKUNKDEER99 PRESENTS A FOXSKUNKDEER99 PRODCTION BACK TO THE FUTURE: SERENIFI EDITION (As these credit roll, we hear a bunch of clocks ticking. Cut to the inside of a house, where we get a tracking shot displaying a bunch of vhs's... Vhs... Vhs'se'se's...Video cases, (including, but not limited to: "The Simpsons", "X-Men: The Animated Series", "Spider-Man: The Animated Series", "The Real Ghostbusters", "Ren And Stimpy", "Rocko's Modern Life", "Hey Arnold", "Catdog", "The GOOD Spongebob", "Doug (But not THAT Doug)", "That Show With The Babies That Ruined Kath Soucie For Me", "The Critic", "He-Man", "Transformers", "My Little Pony (Before it was any good)", "Thundercats","Ninja Turtles", "Ducktales", "Rescue Rangers", "Darkwing Duck", "Talespin", "Tiny Toons", "Animaniacs", "Batman: The Animated Series", "Superman: The Animated Series", "Teen Titans NOT Go", "The Powerpuff Girls", "Ed, Edd, And Eddy", "Courage The Cowardly Dog", etc.) next to a bunch of televisions with VCRs, then a radio, then a TV displaying the news, and then a toaster oven baking pop-tarts, which then promptly explode.) Radio: Come on down to the Acme Mall, where we've got all your favorite product placements in the area! News Person: In other news, a bunch of scripts were stolen from the Warner Brothers Studios "Rejected Fan-Fiction" pile. In it's place, a note was found, saying: "Sorry, guys. This is essential to the plot." The people down at WB have no idea who did this, but they currently believe *Insert Middle-Eastern Terrorist Group Name Here* was responsible. (Tracking shot moves to the front door, which opens to reveal a pair of feet walking in, after placing a key under the "Welcome" mat.) Young Female Voice: Lex? Hey Lex? Hello, anyone home? Jesus that's disgusting. Who'd want pop-tarts with raw cupcake batter as the filling? (Kicks skateboard aside, which hits a pile of papers under a bed.) (Cut to a steel dildo being plugged in, before two paws begin operating the various controls involving size, semen-like substance amount, and time before ejaculation. Cut to a brown-furred preteen coyote with brunette hair, fox ears, and a tail with skunk patterns removing her black Mary-Jane shoes, plain-white socks, matching shirt, bright-blue skirt, plain-white petticoat, matching undershirt, and frilly-white panties, before laying on her back, grasping the dildo, holding it up for a few seconds, then racing it to her crotch, which then promptly shoots it's juice inside her, sending her flying across the room, and against a tall shelf, which falls on her, spilling a bunch of DVDs.) (Cut to the canine emerging from the pile, gazing at the now-demolished dildo.) Female Preteen Coyote: Whoa. (Phone starts ringing, before the coyote looks around, finds it, and picks it up.) FPC: Yo! Female Voice: Tranquility, is that you? Tranquility: Hey, Lexi! Where are you? Lexi: Tranquility, can you meet me at the Acme Mall tonight at 1:15 AM? I've got an important project for you to assist me on. Tranquility: Wait, wait. 1:15 AM? Who wants to do some kind of project at 1:15 in the morning? (Cut to a blond man in bed, before his alarm rings.) BM: Oh, boy! 1:15 AM! (Walks outside to witness the construction of a huge brick wall.) (Cut back to Tranquility.) Tranquility: Where have you been the past few months? Lexi: Working. Tranquility: You know, you left your things on for the past few months. Lexi: That reminds me. If you're feeling horny again, don't use the Dildo 2.0. There's a slight chance of comedic explosion. Tranquility: Slight? Lexi: What? Tranquility: Oh, nothing. Lexi: OK. Remember: 1:15 AM, Acme Mall. See you tonight. (Suddenly, all the TVs start playing the aforementioned videos.) Lexi: Are those my "80s/90s/Early-2000s-exceptions-for-the-sake-of-animation-pop-culture-osmosis-cartoons" tapes? Tranquility: Yeah. It's 8 AM. Lexi: Perfect! My experiment worked! The VCRs have all been altered to begin playing at a particular chosen time! Hope you don't mind I had to change the clocks so that they're behind 25 minutes. Tranquility: Wait, Lex. Are you telling me that it's 8:25? Lexi: Exactly! Tranquility: Damn! I'm late for school! (Begins redressing.) (Cut to Tranquility Coyote-La-Fume racing out the door, frantically fitting her shoes on, with *insert 80s pop song here* playing in the background, on her skateboard, before grabbing onto the end of a truck, passing by a gym, waving at the males of variable species working out inside, before we cut to Acme Looniversity, where she comes across a grey-furred coyote with a purple cat tail.) Tranquility: Hey, Agony! Agony Coyote-Rush: Don't go that way, Mr. Bunny's looking for you. You get caught, it'll mean four tardies in a row, plus an expositional lecture. (Cut to the inside of Acme Looniversity.) Agony: OK. You're good. Tranquility: You know, it wasn't my fault this time. Lexi said... Mr. Bunny: Lexi? Don't tell me you were with that bimbo who's been claimed to be my descendant. You keep hanging with her, you'll end up a failure, and be forever listed on various top tens of worst cartoon remakes. Tranquility: Yeah, OK. Mr. Bunny: Don't give me the "yeah, OK" schtick again. You're a... Person who hangs out with controversial people... Like your mother! Why even bother with that cheerleading audition? You'll never amount to anything in the history of Acme Acres! Tranquilty (The scene suddenly pauses, with the exception of our canine lead.): Our Acme Looniversity principal, everyone! When he's not giving "reason-you-suck" speeches, he's making fun of disabled students! (The scene resumes, as we then cut outside to the football field.) Judge #1: Next! (Cut to Tranquility in the center of the field in a cheerleader uniform.) Tranquility: OK. Music, please? (Band behind her starts playing, before the coyote-skunk-fox hybrid begins dancing and jumping and the usual cheerleading junk.) "To those who think that they can better sing and dance and jump, just watch us and admire us, then you can kiss my rump!" (Bends over, mooning the judges.) Judge #2: OK, OK, turn off the music! (Band stops.) Sorry, I'm afraid you're too darn provocative! (Cut to outside of the Acme Looniversity entrance, where Tranquility and Agony are sitting on a bench together.) Tranquility: "Too provocative". I've seen sluttier performances from Perfecto. In fact, every cheerleading routine is provocative! I mean, you got the constant flashing, the tight uniforms, the sexy dances... Maybe I'm just not cut out for it. Agony: But you're great at it! Just send your audition tape to a professional and see what happens. Tranquility: But what if they say I'm no good? What if they say "Get outta here, kid! You got no future!" I don't think I can take that kind of rejection. Now I'm sounding like my folk. Agony: Oh, Trank, she ain't that bad. Besides, her behavior is what made you exist. Besides, besides, Fifi's letting you borrow her car tomorrow night, right? Tranquility: Yep. Agony: Will she know what we're doing tomorrow night? Tranquility: No, she thinks I'm going with the guys on a stereotypical shopping spree. If she knew I was going with you, she'd give me the usual lecture about how she never did that when she was a kid. I mean, she must've been born a Rueggerian. It's not like I'm gonna go back in time and discover that she was just as horny as Serenity. Random Guy: Revive Blockbuster! Revive Blockbuster! 5 years ago, the very last of these stores was shut down in favor of those petty Internet services, which isn't exactly stocked with every single movie and tv show on the planet either. Mayor Void is sponsoring a campaign to show everyone that DVD and Blu-Ray are still just as useful as ever. Tranquility: Take this. (Hands the person a $50 check.) I'm getting paid ten times as much as that for doing this film. (Cut to Tranquility skateboarding to her house- A Cadillac in the middle of a junkyard, where she comes across a brunette coyote debating with a brunette human.) Human: You didn't tell me your car had a skunk-scented air-freshener! I could've suffocated in there! Coyote: Well, Montana, I didn't expect anyone to use it, since it's currently my house. I did NOT. Oh, hi Tranquility. Now can't you pay for the damage? Montana: It's YOUR car, Serenity! You pay! Anyone home? Think Coyote... La-Fume, think! You wouldn't want me to get fired if the crew found out that I used someone else's car for seemingly no reason other than to establish my character, huh? Serenity: No. I'll pay later. Montana: Good. (To a redhead human female just outside yelling for him.) I'M COMING! (To Tranquility.) What're YOU lookin' at, narc? (Leaves.) Serenity: (To Tranquility.) Don't give me that "What the hell, hero" look. Tranquility: But the Cadillac! I was gonna use that tomorrow night! Don't you have any thoughts for your seventy-eighth offspring? Serenity: Sorry, Montana's my boss, and that's apparently the most reasonable excuse a parent could give their child for situations like this in this world. (Cut to Tranquility sitting at the table with Serenity, an assortment of coyote-skunk hybrids, an assortment of well-dressed fit males of various species, and a purple-and-white skunkette.) Male Coyote-Skunk-Hybrid # Who-The-****-Cares: Hey, Tranquility, Agony called me this morning, going: "Where's Tranquility? She'll be late for class!" Fifi: I don't like zat, how you say, "womanizer". MCSH#WT*C: So, a guy who gives their beau life advice and spouts exposition translates to "womanizer"? Fifi: Well, ze idea makes moi, how you say, "sick to my stomach". When I was your age, no boys ever chased any girls, let alone pranced after one, mistaking zem for a fellow member of zeir species... I met your... Female fazer when she was caught in zat brawl with a gang of Perfecto students. (Oui, zat rival school of yours existed back zen.) If zat never happened, we never would have met, or gone to zat prom, or gotten married, or met our servants here and helped to make you all exist. (Cut to Tranquility Coyote-La-Fume arriving at the Acme Mall on her skateboard, where she waits for a few seconds, before being approached by an enormous truck surrounded by fog because... Reasons. Wait, that's no truck! It's a Blockbuster store on wheels! Tranquility observes this mind-f***ing sight, before a blond rabbit in a pink-and-black skin-tight suit pops out of the entrance.) Lexi: Well, this is it. The one experiment I've been waiting for my whole life. Tranquility: ... A Blockbuster store? Lexi: Uh, you DID notice it was on f***ing WHEELS, right? Whatever, roll the camera. (Tranquility boots up the camera, before pointing it at Lexi.) Lexi: Good evening. I'm Lexi Bunny, and I'm standing in the parking lot of the Acme Mall. Out in the open. With just my friend. And no one passing by, noticing the mobile store behind me. This is experiment number one. (Takes a toaster oven inside the store, plugs it in, places two pieces of sourdough bread inside, and sets the temperature, before exiting.) If my calculations are correct, when this toaster toasts toast at 88 degrees Fahrenheit... Stop laughing. ... You're gonna see some serious shit. (The two females observe the toaster within, as it starts brightening up and turning red, before we see some sparks surrounding the building, and it immediately disappears in a mili-second, leaving behind a rectangle of fire. Tranquility is understandably appalled, while Lexi is ecstatic.) Lexi: Ha! WHAT'D I TELL YOU?! 88 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!!! (Cut to the two now-toasted pieces of bread spiraling, before collapsing.) Tranquility: Jesus Christ, you inexplicably disintegrated the last Blockbuster in the world! Now how will prove to our future generation that it actually existed? Lexi: First of all, I'M part of the future generation, remember? Second, it's completely fine! I've sent it one minute into the future! Tranquility: Wait, wait. Are you telling me you built a time-machine... Out of a Blockbuster store? Lexi: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time-machine, do it with some style. As well as something no-one will think of using for ANYTHING. (Looks at watch.) Outta the way. (Pushes the canine-mustelid hybrid aside, just in time for the building to land out of nowhere, before stepping inside to turn the toaster off, and receiving a mild burn on her hand.) Lemme show you how it works. First, you turn on the time-circuits. (Operates a cash register, which displays 3 sets of dates.) They show where you're going, where you've been, and where you are now. Let's say you wanna witness the Big Bang. (Punches in the date: 9/24/2007.) Or the time the Video Game Industry nearly died. (Punches in the date: 12/??/1982.) Or THIS controversial date: 9/17/2005. The day my universe was invented. Then shunned two years later because of some whiny Internet users... Anyway, THIS... (Points to a familiar device.) Is the Flux Capacitor. It's what makes time-travel possible. Unfortunately, it doesn't run on gasoline, it requires something more rare. It relies on two things: One, anything, or one, that's under the temperature of 88 degrees Fahrenheit, and two, these. (Carries a pile of papers.) THESE are scripts of Internet fan-fiction that were ultimately confiscated by their respective source material's studios for quote-unquote "Copyright Infringement". Code name for "Status Quo Is God, And No-One But Us Can Decide What Happens". (Carefully inserts one of the papers inside the cash register while wearing a hazmat mask.) Well, that's it. I'm off to the future. Hopefully, there'll be some hand-drawn revival, if you know what I mean. I mean, that "MLP" movie looks promising. Tranquility: OK, well... Look me up when you get there. Lexi: (Nods, before opening the door.) I, Lexi Bunny, am about to embark on a historic journey. Without a single suspicion that this will lead me on a three-film-long realization that will change my view of life. What'm I thinking? I almost forgot extra scripts! How would I get back here? (Cut to a truck approaching the Mall.) Lexi: Oh my god. They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. Seriously, they shouldn't know where I am without reading this script, unless they... Ohhhh... RUN FOR IT TRANK! Tranquility: Who is it? Lexi: WHO DO YOU THINK?! THE EXECS! Tranquility: (As a human in a suit fires a pie-baooka at them.) HOLY SHIT! Lexi: I'll keep them busy! (Aims her energy-stored ears at them.) Shit! Curse these inconveniently empty weapons! (Cut to Lexi being cornered by the execs, before raising her hands in an "I surrender" pose, then having a pie fired at her, instantly replacing her face with that of those annoying red You-Tube "Sorry-About-That" screens.) Tranquility: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED LEXI! YOU BASTARDS! (The exec aims the weapon at Tranquility, but merely clicks.) Exec: Curse these inconveniently empty weapons! (Tranquility races inside the store, before nailing the entrance with a bunch of wooden planks, which have the text: "In case of attack, nail at every door.", before racing behind the counter.) Tranquility: Can't believe my friend's dead... Oh, look. "Ghost-bangers"! (Grasps a tape portraying a pale-white arctic vixen with a just-right-sized rack within a red cross-circle. Cut to the front of the counter, where we see a pair of black Mary-Jane shoes, a pair of plain-white socks, a matching shirt, a light-blue skirt, a plain-white undershirt, and a pair of frilly white panties being flung off. We then hear some moans and gasps of pleasure, as a brown-furred foot stretches out, and touches the buttons of the cash register, punching in the date: 7/28/1997. Cut back to behind the counter, where we see the young coyote-skunk-fox hybrid rapidly rubbing one hand between her legs, and the other on her underage chest. Cut to outside, where we see some sparks surrounding the building, as the execs continue shooting pies at it, until it disappears into thin air. Cut back inside, where Tranquility is suddenly flung to the ceiling, as everything inside floats around, then, after half-a-minute, they all collapse back onto the floor.) (Cut to a Blockbuster store in the middle of a field, as Tranquility Coyote-La-Fume steps out, frantically fitting on her shoe, before immediately being interrupted by a gunshot from the left.) Guy In A Mustache With A Rifle: GET THE HELL OFF MAH PROPERTY! WHO CARES IF A GIANT BLOCKBUSTER HAS LANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF MY LAND THAT COULD POTENTIALLY GET A SHIT-LOAD OF NEWS COVERAGE, SCRAM! AND STAY AWAY FROM MY TEENAGE BONDAGE MODELS! (Cut to Tranquility racing for her life, until she pauses by an exit sign for Acme Acres.) Tranquility: Great. Now what'll I do with the Blockbuster? (Notices the store inexplicably now behind a billboard with the text: "DVD! THE NEW FORM OF WATCHING YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES! COMPLETELY DEVOID OF ANY GLITCHING, UNLIKE VHS!") Oh, well, don't question it. (Cut to Tranquility roaming around the town, which looks somewhat different. We see various places and signs, like: "COMING SOON!: James Cameron's 'Titanic'", "COMING SOON!: Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone" and "NOW ON SALE!: Nintendo 64", as well as some newspapers displaying the text: "New TV cartoon portraying violence, foul language, and poor animation, may be the downfall of America.", "Star Wars Episode I slated for 1999 release! Long-time Sci-Fi fans are sure to be pleased! No backlash whatsoever!", and "Disney looks at declining quality in theatrical releases, and goes: 'Screw it.' Before beginning development of over 90 trillion direct-to-video sequels/prequels/mid-quels/spin-offs/TV-pilots-with-a-slapped-on-movie-title for the foreseeable future.") (Cut to Tranquility entering a McDonalds.) Tranquility: Could I get a pack of stuffed Doritos? Checker: (Laughs excessively.) Where'd you come from, Mars? Tranquility: Well, I'll just have whatever you've got that's new. Checker: Fair enough. Get this girl a Mc-Hot-Dog! Offscreen Male Voice: Hey Coyote! (Cut to a brunette pre-teen, with an overbite, accompanied by a young redhead girl.) Montana Max: I thought I told you not to come here! (Cut to a female brunette coyote.) Serenity Coyote: Sorry, Monty! By the way, no, I haven't done your homework yet, cause I had my own work to do. But since it's not due until Monday, we can just forgive and forget, right? Montana: (Gives Serenity a violent noogie.) Hello?! Anyone home? Think, Coyote, think! You wouldn't want me to get expelled for turning in my homework in your handwriting, for seemingly no reason other than to establish my character, huh? Serenity: No. Montana: Good. (To Tranquility.) What're YOU lookin' at, narc? (Back to Serenity.) Remember, before Monday! Elmyra here can never have enough pets you know... (Cut to redhead girl with a soul-eating face, stroking a blue cat, struggling to escape from her grasp.) Serenity: Got it... Tranquility: (Stares at her significantly younger female-father for a bit.) You're Serenity Coyote! Serenity: Yeah, who're you? Male Weasel: Convenient interruption! Why're you lettin' that dick get away? Serenity: He's taller and higher on the food chain than me, and that's apparently the most reasonable excuse a bully-victim could have for situations like this in this world. Weasel: Come on! You gotta be strong! Have some respect for yourself! You let that guy intimidate you, he'll be intimidatin' you the rest of your life! Think I'll be spending the rest of my life in this place for community service for jaywalking? Checker: Watch it, Slick! Slick: I mean it! I'll make a celebrity outta myself! Tranquility: Yeah, you'll be mayor! Slick: ... Yeah... Mayor! I'll clean up this town as mayor! Checker: Well, you can start by cleaning the outhouses. (Hands Slick a plunger.) Slick: (Looks directly at the camera.) ... Do we still have outhouses, even back in 1997? (Cut to Tranquility following Serenity down the street, then down the block, and finally, at a Barnes & Noble. Cut to POV displaying Serenity Coyote seated on an armchair, reading "Alice's Adventure In Wonderland", next to a whole pile of books.) Tranquility: Didn't know she was a bookworm... (Cut back inside, where she's now reading "Assertiveness and You: How to Say 'No' to Sex".) (Cut to Tranquility walking down the block.) Tranquility: Don't believe it. How could Mr. Bunny say those things about my female-father? How could she have ended up... (Looks up, and notices a sign with the text: Wile E. Coyote's House, then notices the arrow pointing towards a shadowy trail, with a fancy building with the words: "Perfecto Prep" On the side. Camera then moves to the left, where we see a mansion with a sign on the door stating: "Wile E. Coyote's House".) (Cut to Tranquility moving the sign from the right pathway to the left, before racing off.) Offscreen Female Voice: HEY! (A shocked Tranquility notices an orange female rat in a purple shirt and a black skirt by the entrance of the building.) Female Rat: What do you think you're doin' on MY property?! Tranquility: Sorry, I... FR: Hey, guys! Lookit THIS! (Cut to a bunch of males and females of various species emerging from the building.) Get a load of this chick! She almost looks like that new coyote student in town! She must've had a run-in with Dr. Frankenstein along the way... (Cut to the students poking and laughing at Tranquility's fox ears and skunk tail.) You still have the same tacky garments, though! (Suddenly grabs Tranquility by the shirt, and tears it clean off.) Tranquility: HEY! GIMME THAT! Rat: Oh, you want it, eh? Well, get it while it's... HOT! (Tosses shirt into a nearby fire.) Tranquility: You don't know who you're... (Is suddenly yanked by the tail by the other students, before having her skirt, petticoat, undershirt, shoes, socks, and panties ripped off and tossed into the same fire, before being approached by the female rat, who is now wearing nothing but a green artificial tool on her waist.) (Cut to Tranquility being tied up and gagged, as the rat walks up closer and closer, until they are all suddenly invaded by a strong musk out of nowhere, knocking them all unconscious.) (Cut to Tranquility's POV, becoming more and more blurry, before slowly closing her eyes.) (Cut to Tranquility awaking in bed.) Fifi La Fume: You OK? Tranquility: Oh, I'm fine... I had a horrible nightmare... I traveled through time, and there were Disney sequels everywhere... Fifi: Well, don't worry. You're back in Bon 1997. Tranquility: Oh, that's... 1997? (Fifi turns on the light, revealing a significantly younger face, and a bare body.) Tranquility: You're... You're so... Youthful! Fifi: Merci. (Giggles) Care for some Talapia? Sorry, I couldn't find any clozes zat were larger zen size 20. But, Acme Acres does accept public nudity, as long as you don't have anyzing on any certain places... (Tranquility briefly covers herself.) What's your name, anyway? Tranquility: Tranquility... Kenselm. Fifi: Well, Tranquility, hope you don't mind ze company. (We then see a grey-furred female skunkette with red hair, a blue-furred skunkette with brunette hair, a black-and-white skunkette with raven hair, and a yellow-furred skunkette with blond hair, each feasting on talapia, in the nude.) Zis ees Veronica, Celine, Cek-Cee, and Anya. Zey are all some past, how you say, "pen pals" I had in my foreign language education in Acme Elementary. Anya: Vhere did you come from, and vhy do you have cute fox ears and skunk tail if you are coyote? Tranquility: Well... *Beat* I was the test subject of... (Tranquility is suddenly interrupted by the knocking at a door.) Fifi: Come in! (Cut to a male goat in a blue suit, with a pink roadrunner, entering.) Goat: What is this planet, location, and time-period, again? Celine: Planet Earth, Acme Acres, California, 1997. (The goat and roadrunner leave, before we hear some familiar sounds, and we see a police box disappearing in the background.) Tranquility: Anyway, I was the test subject of Acme Labs for some kind of experiments to create some mammal hybrids for pets. I ran away when they decided to use me for this painfully self-righteous PETA commercial with me and some dogs at the pound being obviously paralleled to the Big H. Then I came across Acme Acres, had that ugly run-in with those Perfecto guys, and that's where you come in. Veronica: So, where do you live? Tranquility: Well... To be honest, I'm kinda homeless at the moment. But that neighborhood on Barack-Obama Dr. Looks comforting enough. Cek-Cee: Who the hell's Barack Obama? Tranquility: ... Forget I said that. I'll just browse the town, and see if there's anything promising. Fifi: Well, you can't leave with zose casualties. Fortunately, my pen-pals and I have ze perfect cure... (Fifi leans in and kisses Tranquility on the lips, before moving down to her flat breasts, where she begins lapping and sucking, while Celine kneels down and unites her lips with those of Tranquility's crotch, Cek-Cee seats her own crotch onto the hybrid's face, and Veronica and Anya please Tranquility's feet. Various cuts to the five in various positions, including, but not limited to: Fifi and Veronica in a 69, with Anya and Cek-Cee taking turns lapping at Veronica's snout and Tranquility's rump, and Fifi and Celine taking turns lapping at Tranquility's snout and Veronica's rump, Tranquility and Celine in missionary, with Veronica's crotch planted in Celines face, and Fifi's crotch planted in Tranquility's face, while Cek-Cee and Anya lap at Tranquility's and Celine's united vaginas, Tranquility and Cek-Cee scissoring, with Veronica's crotch in Cek-Cee's face, Celine's crotch in Tranquility's face, while Anya and Fifi rub their own crotches against Cek-Cee's and Tranquility's, and Anya humping Tranquility with a strap-on, while the hybrid licks at Cek-Cee's crotch, Fifi laps at Anya's nipples, Celine laps at Tranquility's nipples, and Veronica laps at Cek-Cee's nipples. Cut to each of the skunkette's tails releasing a musk, all of which, reach Tranquility's nose, causing her eyes to change colors and spiral, as we get some "Disney-Acid-Sequence" imagery such as the skunkettes turning male, and gang-banging her, some personalized fumes healing her bruises, and her giving birth to some kits who automatically age up to 13, and join in the orgy.) Fifi: Haleter! Haleter! Veronica: Jadear! Jadear! Celine (The yellow-furred one with blond hair.): Keuchen! Keuchen! Cek-Cee (The black-and-white one.): Gasu! Gasu! Anya (The blue-furred one with brunette hair.): Gasp! Gasp! Fifi: Je vais... Veronica: Voy a... Celine: Ich werde... Cek-Cee: Suru tsumori... Anya: YA sobirayus'... (Cut to all six females ejaculating, before collapsing onto the floor, asleep.) Offscreen Voice: BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT! (They all immediately awaken.) (Cut to Tranquility running down the street, still in the nude. Cut to her knocking at a random door, before being grabbed by the arm of a blond female rabbit.) BR: Don't tell me why you're here! (Plants a thought-reading plunger on her forehead.) You come here from a great distance! Tranquility: That's right Lexi! BR: It's Lola, now be quiet! You wanna file a complaint against me for introducing children to furries! Tranquility; No, I... Lola: You wanna have your way with me? I have heard of some lesbos and bies who have a thing for rabbits. Tranquility: No, I... Lola: You wanna tell me off for not being a good female foil to Bugs? Well, I've already been reflecting that. Tranquility: LOLA! I'm from the future, and I'm here because your ancestor sent me here, and since she's basically just a cardboard cut-out of you, only with Sci-Fi technology and surroundings, you're the only one who can help me get back to 2017! Lola: *Beat* You know what this means? It means that Warner Bros. is running out of ideas! Tranquility: No, I mean it! Lookit this photo, these are my seventy-seven brothers and sisters. We're the spawn of a lesbian couple made of a skunkette and coyote! Lola: Well, you better consider going into exile, those marriages are illegal, you know! Oh, and one of their hair is cropped out. Tranquility: Look, you gotta believe me! Lola: Then tell me, future gal, who's President in 2017? TWO WORDS LATER... Lola: (Laughs uncontrollably.) What else is there? Tranquility: Well, the animation industry is invaded by CGI, everyone goes on the Internet just to talk about their trip to Italy, (takes out vintage "Teen Titans" comic) and these faces will make you wanna kill yourself. Lola: Please, they haven't even gotten an animated show, yet. Tranquility: And THIS (holds up phone) will be you in the future! ONE CLIP FROM "THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW" LATER... (Cut to Lola with a meme-worthy face as she observes her future self.) Lola: OK, I believe you. (Cut to Lola and Tranquility watching Lexi's demonstration video on the TV.) Lexi: THESE are scripts of Internet fan-fiction that were ultimately confiscated by their respective source material's studios for quote-unquote "Copyright Infringement". Code name for "Status Quo Is God, And No-One But Us Can Decide What Happens". Lola: (Observing the script that was just inserted into the register.) "The Skunk That Sprayed Los Angeles For Not Getting Her Own Spin-Off Show"!!! (Races to another room.) Oh, Chuck, how'm I gonna get that kind of... Wait, you wouldn't tell me cause you're a copyright holder. Tranquility: Wait, Lola, can't we just go to the WB Studio and get that script? Lola: Well, I'm sure they'll have changed their minds and released in into public domain in the future, but these kinds of scripts are rare to come by, because studios are especially anti-fan-fiction in this day and age! I'm afraid you're stuck here. Tranquility: Come on, we gotta find a way back, I've got a boyfriend in the future, and a lesbian couple for parents, including a purple-and-white piece of jail-bait, no le... Wait... I'm the spawn of an Internet fan-fiction! So all this, starting from me arriving at Lexi's and using her Dildo 2.0, long story, can be written into a script! Lola: Gimme that! (Grabs Tranquility's family picture, before observing the purple skunkette with an enlarged belly.) You're right! This is the answer! I'll just pray to Ruegger and... Tranquility: I don't know about that... I'll just fill you in myself later. Lola: Oh, well. Better than nothing. Since you've apparently got a parents-crisis to solve first, next Saturday night, we're sending you BACK TO THE FUTURE! Offscreen Voice: Roll credits! (Ding!) (Cut to Tranquility and Lola in the Acme Looniversity cafeteria.) Tranquility: There she is. (Pointing to Serenity Coyote.) Lola: You must've been adopted. You've got quite a different sense of fashion. Tranquility: First of all, I DID have clothes, but they were gone in that run-in that I told you about offscreen. Second, even if I didn't wear clothes at all, it'd just be for a cool breeze. Third, my second mom used to walk around naked, and fourth... She's my mom, trust me. (Rubs some substance on her breasts and crotch, making her nipples and vagina disappear, before walking up to Serenity.) Hey, Serenity, was it? Serenity: Yes? Tranquility: You know that purple-and-white skunk there? Well, she said she wanted you to ask her out to the dance. Serenity: Isn't that illegal? Also, why doesn't she just ask me herself? Tranquility: I mean... She wanted to meet you at the dance, with or without a partner. Also, she was... Too nervous. Whatcha writin' there? Serenity: Huh? Oh, it's just some stories about a young girl coyote who befriends, and later falls in love with, another girl coyote. In a fantasy setting. (Whispering.) Don't tell, but I was inspired by my own feelings for my classmates back in England. I'm bisexual, I'll admit, but I'm using this as a comedic scenario for the curious staff and students as an excuse. Tranquility: Well, just wait a few years, and maybe you can publish one of those on a Furry website! Serenity: Well, ignoring the bisexual thing, what if they say I'm no good? Also, what if Fifi doesn't want to go with me? I can't take that kind of rejection. Tranquility: (As the rest of the scene pauses.) Reminding you of anything, yet? (Scene resumes.) Serenity: What if she'd rather go with Montana? (Cut to Fifi and Montana Max.) Montana: Hey, Feef! You know you wanna go to the dance with me, you just don't realize it ye... Fifi: Cut eet out! Elmyra: She said she'd go as my boa at the dance! Fifi: I zought you asked me eef I wanted a boa at ze dance! Tranquility: (To Serenity.) Well, that clearly proves you wrong, so go ahead! (Cut to Tranquility walking up to Montana.) Tranquility: Hey, cut it... (Montana stands up.) Out. (Has an "Oh, crap" look on her face for a few seconds.) Hey, I'm sure they'll name a Disney Channel star after you in the future! Montana: Who do you think you are, narc? (Notices Bugs giving him an "I'm watching you, whether you like it or not" look.) It was just to establish character, I swear! (To Tranquility.) Just make like... Whatever animation style that's not that new "Toy-Something" movie, and get outta here! LATER THAT NIGHT... (Cut to Tranquility wheeling a television set into Serenity's room, wearing a radiation suit, with a tag displaying: "Chris' Convenient Costume Shack", before fitting a pair of earbuds into the canine's fluffy ears, and activating the screen, sending an increased-in-volume series of godawful jokes.) (Serenity immediately awakens.) Serenity: Who're you? Tranquility: I am Kylo Ren from the planet Avatar. What is your name, Earth creature? Serenity: Serenity Coyote. Tranquility: Listen, you must ask one Fifi La Fume to go out to the dance with you, or else I will melt your brain with THIS! (Turns on the TV screen, which displays a bunch of animated yellow circles with arms and legs.) And this is just our means of punishing misbehaving children! Wait'll you listen to TheMysticalMrEntrance! (Cut to Tranquility walking down the street with Serenity.) Tranquility: So, what made you change your mind about the dance? Serenity: Well, Kylo Ren came down from the planet Avatar and threatened to melt my brain by exposing me to his yellow pill-shaped minions. Oh, and some creatures called "emoji". He also said if I screwed up, he'd have his Starkiller Base operator, TheMysticalMrEntrance, destroy me with a bunch of "reason-your-stories-suck" speeches and journal entries trying to justify his behavior. Tranquility: Well, let's just keep that to ourselves. There she is. (Cut to Fifi in McDonald's.) Just tell her you're her destiny. Serenity: But what if everyone notices? Tranquility: Nonsense, being lesbian/bisexual will be seen as either comedic or erotic by them. (Cut to Serenity walking up to Fifi.) Serenity: Fifi, you're my density! (Cue laugh-track and face-palm from Tranquility.) Serenity: I mean, your destiny! Fifi: *Beat* I don't know how to feel right now. Offscreen Voice: Hey Coyote! (Cut to Montana and Elmyra by the entrance.) Montana: I thought I told you never to come in here! Now I have to rehash a whole sce...! (Gets tripped by Tranquility.) See, there's that freak from yesterday! Might as well differentiate today, though... Tranquility: Hey, Montana, what's that? (Punches Montana before running off.) Montana: I didn't even turn around... (Cut to Tranquility taking a skateboard from a little boy.) LB: Hey! Get back here! Whoa, look at him go! Now I'm suddenly amazed! (Cut to Tranquility riding the skateboard away from Montana and Elmyra, then grasping the back of a truck while doing so, then letting go to avoid various obstacle, then finding herself at the front of Montana's car, then running on top of it, before landing back on the skateboard at the end.) Montana + Elmyra: KARMA!!!!! (Rams into a manure truck.) (A whole crowd arrives at this scene, before Tranquility gives the skateboard back.) Montana: Why'd I think getting a car with no roof would backfire? (Cut to Tranquility and Lola preparing the Blockbuster cash register with a stack of papers.) Lola: Well, Tranquility, I'll miss you. You've really made a difference in my life. You've shown me that I'll have a descendant who'll be widely recognized as the inventor of real-life time-travel, and continue my legacy of self-proclaimed "strong" female "Looney Tunes" characters... (Cut to Tranquility, now in a white prom dress, with a look of ironic depression on her face.) Tranquility: Lola, about the future... Lola: Don't tell me. Seriously. Haven't you heard the basic rules of time-travel? Concerning the idea of telling past versions of others about the future? It could always be a risky action! Tranquility: But your descendant... Lola: I'll find out for myself in a few years! (Cut to Tranquility inside *insert location here* writing a letter.) Tranquility...s Inner-Monologue: "Dear Pesky Plumbers... I mean, Lola Bunny, On the night I traveled back to this time, your descendant Lexi Bunny was shot by pompous WB executives. Please take any precations necessary to prevent this from happening. Your Friend, Tranquility." (Stuffs the paper inside an envelope with the text: "Do Not Open Until 2005, Or Until Lexi Bunny Exists".) (Cut to Serenity and Tranquility on the street.) Tranquility (Now in a poofy pink prom dress, BTW): Alright, here's the plan again: After a while of hanging with Fifi, I'll tell her that she'll never end up with anyone all because of her musk, and the fact that the only guys who'll admire her don't exist, and even those few quote-unquote "saps" who DO like her will either have bottom-of-the-barrel standards, will only be with her because they themselves don't have a beau, or both. Anyway, that's when you come in and say: "Hey you! Take your damn hands/paws off her! She doesn't need a dose of your filthy words to feel any more misery!" Serenity: (Sternly) What did you just say? Tranquility: Oh, sorry. Got it? Serenity: Yeah. A FEW MINUTES LATER... (Cut to Tranquility and Fifi in a NOT-Cadillac, by Acme Looniversity.) Tranquility: So, when does the dance start again? Fifi (Now in her "Amazing Three" prom dress, BTW): Not for a few more minutes. (By ze way, zat's really what "minute" translates to in French. Redundant, no?) But I zink eet's a perfect opportunity to... Provide character, no? (Pulls out large red double-edged dildo.) Tranquility: ....... :| Fifi: Zis ees no ordinary jouet sexual, you know. Eet was manufactured by "Le-Pew's Heat Reliever Inc.", with a special odor zat emits when used. Believe eet or not, I haven't used zees yet, so... Zink we should give eet a test? (Slips off her heels.) Tranquility: .......... Offscreen Voice: What was that you said about Fifi? Flashback-Tranquility: She must've been born a Rueggerian. Tranquility: OK! Shut up! Fifi: Don't be shy. (Removes blouse.) Take your time. (Removes pants and bright-pink panties with red hearts, frills, and a bow decorated.) Tranquility: ........ OK. (Removes ballet flats, dress, petticoat, and frilly purple panties, before laying down on her back.) (Cut to Fifi positioning the tool between their vaginas, before slowly but surely engulfing the piece of plastic. Cut to the two preteen mammals pushing it further and further within each other, while fighting for breath at the increasing speed and sweat. Cut to a musk exiting the toy, splitting in two, and soaring into the nostrils of the cubs. Cut to Tranquility's POV, where a black-and-white penis suddenly appears between their crotches, later revealed to belong to a significantly larger male skunk, who then grows a second penis (and pair of testicles), before seating Fifi on one staff, and Tranquility on the other, then thrusting himself quite skillfully into their tight tunnels, grasping their flat underage nipples. Cut to x-ray POV, where we see each penis, side-by-side, as they pump further and further into the caves, before eventually releasing their white fluids, which immediately split into multiple sperm cells, racing towards the eggs. Cut back to within the Cadillac, where Fifi and Tranquility immediately squirt at the precise time, before releasing the toy and collapsing, their hair stringy, and their captivating bodies immersed in sweat and vaginal fluids. Cut to a live-action hand with a pencil scribbling at the two for a few seconds, before revealing them, while still devoid of clothing, in a pristine condition. Right before Tranquility is immediately grabbed by an arm.) Montana: You did $300 worth of comedic damage to my car and you're gonna pay for it! Fifi: Let her go! Montana: You think just 'cause that sounds remotely similar to Disney's most popular song in years, that I'm gonna... CUT! ("Please Stand By" Screen) That movie didn't even exist yet in your time-period! Montana: Sorry, I just got carried away with the ad-libbing... TAKE 2! Fifi: Let her go! Montana: Well, lookit what we have here! Goons! Take her away! (Cut to Montana's goons dragging Tranquility to a random car, before throwing her in the trunk.) Familiar-Looking Male Goat: What the hell're you doin' to my car?! Goon # Who-The-F***-Cares: This don't concern you, stranger-whose-car-I-used-without-their-permission. (Cut to some more familiar muscular males emerging from the car.) Goons: ........... Screw-this-I'm-outta-here!!! (Run away.) (Cut to Serenity walking up to Fifi's car.) Serenity: Hey you! Get your damn hands/paws off... (Notices Montana.) Montana: We're busy here. Just turn around, and walk away. Fifi: Someone help moi! I don't even care if zat someone ees a skunk or male anymore! Serenity: ....... No, Monty. Leave her alone! Montana: You're asking for it... (Serenity punches him, before he grabs her arm and twists it.) Fifi: STOP EET! (Cut to the males opening the trunk, freeing Tranquility.) Tranquility: Thanks guys. Here're your keys. (Runs off.) (Cut back to Serenity and Montana, soon joined by Elmyra.) Elmyra: There's my new kitty-witty! Montana: Buzz off, she's gonna be my new scarf! (The two start bickering and pulling at Fifi's arms, while Serenity observes, then turns red in the face, forms a fist with her other hand, and then punches the two humans, just as Tranquility arrives, along with a group of other Prom-visitors.) Random Guy: She just abused those two people! Someone get Dean Bunny! Serenity: Are you OK? (Helps Fifi up, before they embrace.) Random Guy: Never mind. That was apparently self-defense. Well-Fit Male Otter: Hey, Fifi, was it? Fifi: Oui? WFMO: After the prom, you think we could, I don't know, go up to that hilltop and... Observe the view? You can bring your friend. That was awesome what she just did there. Male Fox: I was gonna ask her that! Male Wolf: No, me! Male Panther: Me! (Various males of variable species join the argument, including a not-familiar male bull.) Fifi: GUYS! I'll zink about eet at ze dance. I'll only go if she wants to go with moi. (Walks off with Serenity inside.) Bull: Oh, and, uh... I can't do my gig with you guys. Cut my hand while getting that skunk outtta the trunk. Tranquility: NO! You gotta continue! If you don't, they won't get together and they won't go with you! Bull: Well, do you know someone else who can dance seductively on the stage to *Insert Award-Bait Romance Song Here*? (Cut to Tranquility in her underwear swaying to *Insert Award-Bait Romance Song Here*, with the 14 males on-stage, before quickly looking at her family photo sticking out her bum cheeks, where her siblings have disappeared.) (Cut to Fifi and Serenity on the dance floor.) Fifi: Should we...? Serenity: Uhh... (Hampton shows up out of nowhere.) Hampton: There you are, Fifi! I thought you were with me! (Looks up to see a human face in the roof giving him a death-glare.) Oh, Fifi! We're meant to be together, and stuff! (The face disappears.) (Cut to Tranquility observing, with a nervous expression, looking at her paw suddenly starting to vanish, before cutting back to Fifi and Hampton.) Fifi: ....... No. I'm not with you. I'm sorry, but I have no idea who you are, or... (Cut back to Tranquility, who notices her hand suddenly regaining visibility, before looking back at her rump, noticing the siblings popping back up in her photo, just as *Insert Award-Bait Romance Song Here* reaches a swelling, feel-good climax.) Fifi: ...And eef Ruegger has a problem with zat, zen he can just ignore all zis! (Embraces Serenity, before they kiss.) Bull: Well, that's it for tonight. Unless someone would like to remind the readers of a famous scene from the source material. Tranquility: I would! (Takes the mic.) Alright. This is an oldie, but... Well, it's an oldie where I come from. *Sings "Baby", before eventually ceasing*. Guess you're not ready for that yet. But your kids are... Never mind, even your kids won't like it. (Cut to Tranquility exiting the building back in her prom dress, before approaching Fifi and Serenity with the males.) Fifi: Hold on, I'll get right back to you. (To Tranquility) Zat was very interesting...ly bad music zere. Tranquility: Well, I didn't know what I was... Fifi: I hope you don't mind, but Serenity and I are gonna head up to ze hills with zese hunks here. Tranquility: Good! Good for you. Had a feeling 'bout you two. Before you ask, I can't go with you guys. I'm still on the run, and I'm a bit of a traveler, but it's been... Educational. Fifi: Will we ever see you again? Tranquility: I guarantee it. Serenity: Thanks for the advice, Trank. I'll never forget it. Tranquility: Well, have fun. Oh, and uh... If you have a daughter, and if, when she's 8, she sends an email to Cartoon Network asking for a comedic version of a beloved superhero show, go easy on her, OK? Serenity: OK. (Tranquility runs off.) Fifi: Tranquility... I like zat name... Serenity: Fifi, why don't we wait a few years until gay love is legal, then we can... You know. In the meantime, however, I could ask my dad to let me use a portion of my money to get us a new house, and hire these guys as our retainers slash... Toys... Fifi: I'd love zat... (Cut to Tranquility racing down the street, towards the Blockbuster, where Lola Bunny is waiting.) Tranquility: Alright, they're back together. Let's turn this chick on! *Insert rim-shot here* Hehe... Get it? "Turn on"? Lola: (Sternly) Hilarious. Now, about that... While you were gone, a bunch of people came here and purchased all the pornos. Tranquility: What? Lola: Now you can't get heated up! What do we do now? It's not like we can just look for something that's just naturally hot! Tranquility: (Has a "get's an idea" expression, while a single bell dings in the background and a light-bulb appears above her head, before landing onto the street and breaking.) Maybe we don't have to! Lola: What? Tranquility: (Heads inside the store.) Just get the register started! (Pulls out the dildo from earlier, yes she has that now, before staring at it, and having an apparent realization.) Wait! Lola! I have to tell you about the future! Lola: WHAT?! Tranquility: I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE FUTURE! ON THE DAY I GO BACK IN TIME, YOUR DESCENDANT LEXI GET'S... (Is interrupted by a bolt of lightning striking a nearby tree, letting one of the branches collapse into the front window.) Lola: NO TIME FOR THAT, TRANK!!! Tranquility: JUST TAKE THIS! (Hands her the letter.) It's about the future! Lola: What did I, and every form of time-travel media in the history of the world, tell you?! (Rips the letter into shreds.) I'll just take my chances! Besides, I'm sure her show'll just suck either way! (Leaves the store.) (Cut to Tranquility standing there a bit, while the stormy wind blows against her in a half-badass/half-sexy-cause-it's-blowing-her-dress-up manner, before eventually laying onto the floor. Cut to her hand slowly moving down to her hips, before lifting up her dress, and sliding inside her panties. Cut to Tranquility attempting to masturbate, but constantly being interrupted by her dress blowing against her face.) Tranquility: (Annoyed) Screw it. (Kicks off her heels, before tearing her entire dress off,petticoat and all, along with her panties, before throwing all the garments outside into the wind.) (Cut to Tranquility, now in the nude, sliding the dildo slowly but surely into her temple, promptly giving a high-pitched youthful gasp of pleasure immediately after. Cut to POV of her inhaling the fumes emitting from the toy, before picturing her very father(s) in front of her. Cut to the young hybrid in the middle of a circle, riding a male fox, grabbing at the dongs of a panther, a red-and-ten skunk, a buck, etc. And engulfing them with her mouth. Cut to her suddenly lifted by the legs and planted upside down, where all the males lap at her vagina and/or anus. Cut to their staffs inexplicably extending longer than the tallest US flag pole and plunging into her tunnel all at once, while Serenity and Fifi (now in their mid-thirties, in case you couldn't tell with their new glasses and slightly larger breasts) show up out of nowhere, and position their crotches onto their daughter's face. Cut back to outside the store, where we see a bunch of sparks surrounding the building. Cut to Lola Bunny ducking for cover as the place explodes in a flash of light, and presumably disappears. Cut to Lola's POV, where we see a few leftover sparks, followed by a series of flames emitting where the store previously stood. Cut to Lola observing in amazement, before approaching the spot, stepping back a bit after being affected by the fire, and then out-of-nowhere yelling in delight.) (Cut to a random homeless guy in a grey jacket and blue shirt with a beard sleeping on a bench, before being awoken by a crash, and observing the store collapsing just inches away from him, before resuming his slumber. Cut to Tranquility emerging from the entrance, and racing down the streets. Cut to her arriving at the mall parking lot, where she sees Lexi being shot by the execs.) Tranquility: Oh, no.... No, no, no-no-no-no, I'm too late! (Cut to the past store disappearing, while the exec's truck crashes somewhere that'll never be addressed, before Tranquility arrives, and looks over the pink-and-black-coated body with the red YouTube trolling, I mean, Copyright face plastered on the head.) Tranquility: If only she just read that letter... (Starts sobbing.) (Cut to the body suddenly rising slowly, removing the red face like a mask, and stripping off the suit, revealing a printed document with the words: "First Amendment" plastered in red on the top, before Tranquility eventually catches on.) Tranquility: Lex? You're alive! But what about Lola knowing about her future? Lexi: Well, she apparently just thought: "What the hell?" (Cut to Tranquility awakening in her own bed, only now, it's accompanied by rich comforters, and magnificent pillows. Cut to her sleepwalking through the living room only to open her eyes to find a large, fancy area, with a retractable couch, a 20-inch TV, a PS4, and whole shelves reaching the roof, accompanied by ladders, filled to the brim with DVDs, Blu-rays, and various video games.) Offscreen Voice: Mornin' Tranquility! (Cut to POV of Tranquility turning back to see her biological vulpine father, now in a black jacket, with a matching tie, matching pants, shoes, and shades, who is then joined by 13 other males in the same attire, including the new bull character.) Vincent: Did you sleep in the nude again? Tranquility: ..... Yeah, what're YOU wearing, Vincent? Vincent: I always wear a suit for my bosses. Offscreen Voice 2: We're back from our honeymoon in Hawaii! (Cut to Serenity and Fifi entering the place, now wearing Hawaiian Hula grass skirts, some assorted bands/necklaces made of flowers, and nothing else, then to Tranquility fainting.) Fifi: Aren't you gonna get ready for your date? Tranquility: What? Fifi: Your date with Agony by the Acme Dating/Makeout/Sex lake tonight! Tranquility: I thought you said I wasn't going since the car's damaged. (Cut to Montana Max outside, waxing the car.) Tranquility: ..... :| Serenity: Now, Monty, make sure to apply two coats of wax on the car! Montana: Halfway done with the second, (to himself) narc. Serenity: Now, Monty! You don't wanna end up like Elmyra here, right? (Cut to Elmyra Duff now in a cage, on all fours, with Vincent handing her one of those cookies with frosting you see at every supermarket, yet have no idea what is made of.) Montana: I mean, I was just starting the second coat, ma'am. Serenity: Good. Oh, Monty... What a character... Though, if it weren't for him, and Elmyra, we wouldn't be here right now, in this mansion, with over $1,000,000,000 received from the purchases of my many Oscar-Bait Erotic Furry Comics... (Cut to Tranquility, now in her normal outfit, BTW, opening the garage to reveal a blue SUV, then walking over to grope/observe it.) Agony: How 'bout a ride, ma'am? Tranquility: Agony... Oh, are you a sight for sore eyes... Agony: Trank, you're actin' like you haven't seen me in a week... Tranquility: I haven't... Agony: (Mouthing) Whaaa.....? (Normal) Oh, well, let's go screw by the lake. (Cut to the two about to kiss, before being suddenly interrupted by a flash of light, then a Blockbuster store with seemingly advanced technology landing right on the street. Cut to Lexi racing out the entrance.) Lexi: Tranquility, you gotta come with me! Tranquility: Where? Lexi: Back to the future! Offscreen Voice 3: Roll credits! (Again!) (Ding!) (Cut to the three inside the store, where Lexi is stuffing Tranquility's shoes, socks, shirt, and skirt inside the cash register.) Tranquility: What's this about? I was gonna take Agony here for a spin in my new car! Lexi: Well, bring him along! This concerns him too! Tranquility: Wait, Lexi, what happens to us in the future? Are we the future CEOs of Nickelodeon or something? Lexi: Oh, no. You and Agony turn out fine. It's your kids, Trank! Something's gotta be done about your kids! (Cut to the three now nude, with Tranquility and Lexi scissoring Agony's dick.) Tranquility: What're we doin'? We don't have enough script to evaporate at 88 degrees! Lexi: Script? Where we're going, we don't need... Script. (Cut to the store now levitating, while a bunch of sparks surround it, and feel-good adventure music plays in the background, before the building disappears. Cut to black.) (Cut back to Vincent and the cubs.) Vincent: And this is the part where you guys are excited for the sequel! (Extended silence.) Robyn: I've actually got a few questions here... What was Tranquility doing at Lexi's house in the beginning? Doesn't that make the whole "Late for school" thing her own fault? Ellen: Yeah, and what were that one guy's car keys in the freakin' TRUNK?! Edna: And why couldn't Tranquility have traveled about THIRTY minutes earlier in 2017 and warned Lexi about the shootings THEN? Miaska: And vhat happened to execs? Are ve to assume that they just disappear, rather than terrorize the rest of the city? Kennedy: And why would Serenity let Montana, or Elmyra for that matter, let them stay, given the fact that they tried to harm Fifi? Lacy: And why would Lexi invite Tranquility to her time-travel experiment, since she's respectful of the rules of time-travel? Grace: And why wasn't Montana arrested for attempted rape/slavery by the end? *Various other questions from the other cubs.* Vincent: ........ Uuuuuhhhhhh........ Hey! Have you met our new characters here? (Signals to a young female lamb, a young female donkey, and two young human girls that look almost like teenagers, but are technically preteens, like Disney's version of Alice and Wendy Darling, or the MGM version of Dorothy Gale, all in schoolgirl uniforms.) The lamb's her cause... Well, let's just say that Tohn-Oo-Fil's been watching "Zootopia" again. The donkey's here because... Well, Tohn-Oo-Fill's been reading Oscar-Worthy Erotic Furry Comics on InkBunny again. And the humans... Well, they were actually older OCs aged down to fit the theme of your series. Oh, and here's that bull guy from the story cause... Stay tuned for the next entry of "Jail-Bait, Incest, and Furry"! THE END..... OF PART ONE. Serenity Coyote belongs to Kessielou. (On DA.) Fifi La Fume, Montana Max, Elmyra Duff, Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Lexi Bunny, Hampton J. Pig, and Pepe Le Pew belong to Warner Bros. Robyn, Ellen, Miaska, and Kennedy belong to Ethersaga. Edna belongs to Krezzman. Matthew The Skunk belongs to... Matthew-The-Skunk. Tranquility Coyote-La-Fume, Agony Coyote-Rush, Lacey, Grace, Sage, Odette, Faith, Wendi, Cek-Cee, Anya, Celine, Vincent, Scott, Slick L. E. D. Void, and the other male butlers, plus the new bull, as well as the new lamb, donkey, and human OCs, belong to me! Veronica Skunkette belongs to... Veronica Skunkette. The entire story is a spoof of "Back To The Future", which is owned by Universal Studios. Any other similarities to various characters and/or forms of media are purely either satirical, or unintentional.