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The characters could just as easily be human and nothing would change—and that’s a huge missed opportunity.\n\nWorse yet, the show constantly gives off the vibe of trying way too hard to be “adult.” But it just awkwardly shoehorns in crass jokes, lazy cynicism, and shallow shock value. It doesn’t push boundaries, it doesn’t make you laugh, and it doesn’t say anything meaningful—it just sits there, desperately trying to be relevant and funny while offering nothing new. It's not just a swing and a miss. It's a swing, a stumble, and a faceplant.\n\nBut fuck me, are Honey and Elsa cute, and their on-again-off-again personalities are worth exploring. I've already drawn Honey at a visit to our favorite Madam...maybe some 'group therapy' with all three is in order. ", "description_bbcode_parsed": "I hate Housebroken. And I don’t just mean it’s bad in the way that some shows are forgettable or mildly irritating—I mean it’s aggressively bad.

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Worse yet, the show constantly gives off the vibe of trying way too hard to be “adult.” But it just awkwardly shoehorns in crass jokes, lazy cynicism, and shallow shock value. It doesn’t push boundaries, it doesn’t make you laugh, and it doesn’t say anything meaningful—it just sits there, desperately trying to be relevant and funny while offering nothing new. It's not just a swing and a miss. It's a swing, a stumble, and a faceplant.

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