One Gorgeous Meeting


Woody Woodpecker had decided to treat himself to a restaurant lunch today, feeling peckish (ha, get it?). However, things took a weird turn as, after he checked on the menù all the expensive delicacies they sold, he took out his lunch box and gave the waiters a five cents coin, saying: -I’ll just take a cup of coffee.-, prompting the just ire of the waiters who proceeded to beat him up, then toss the mooching woodpecker right into a mailbox.
-Grgh…- he grunted as he came out and dusting himself off, before spotting a piece of paper with an ad belonging to a certain Gorgeous Gal, who claimed to be a filthy rich woman with tons of food and money who was searching for a young man to marry. 
-Hoo wee! Just what the doctor ordered!- Woody claimed as there was her number on the ad. He rushed to the closest phone and called her.
-Heya toots, are you the one from the ad? The one searching for a young man to marry?- he asked on the phone, already thinking about all the delicious things he could eat and buy.
-Why yes, it’s me…- said an insanely sensual voice, already making his heart thumping.
-Well, do I have a deal for you! I just so happen to be a young man, or woodpecker in my case, looking for food-I mean, to be married!- he said, giggling confidently.
-A woodpecker, eh? Just my luck. I absolutely ADORE woodpeckers…- moaned the voice from the other side of the phone.
-I just heard from you and I already want you… Come to this address, dream boy, so we can get to know each other more…- she said, telling him the address. He wrote it down, giggling and already fantasizing about all the perks of marrying a rich woman. Plus, she sounded hot so she had to look hot too, right? He went to the address, marveling at the gigantic manor in front of him. The gate was massive, there were two pools outside and the entrance to the villa was marvelous. He went inside and gawked at the majestic corridors, giggling until he ran into a giant carpet, making him fall in its luscious brownish-red fur and making him swim in it with how thick it was, then as he got out he started calling for his new soon to be bride when his eyes fell on the imposing table, set with every kind of cutlery and, most importantly, full to the brim with food. He licked his beak and ran towards the table, but stopped as he heard a sensual: -Hello, cutiepie…- coming from up a set of stairs behind him. He looked back, but was not at all prepared for what he saw in front of him.


At the top of the stairs was a huge, and I mean HUGE, older bird dressed in a ankles-long grass green dress, with tons of old people jewelry on her neck and fingers, even coming out of her poofy gray hair, a fancy hat with a huge plume coming off of it. But the most impressive feature she had were the curves. God, Woody had never seen a much curvier woman than her in all his life. Even one of her tits was bigger than himself, her belly was round and wobbly and her ass stuck out from behind her. He found himself stuttering in surprise seeing her, being a bit intimidated by her gigantic size and her advanced age, then he watched her silently as she descended from the stairs, pressing a button on them. Suddenly, the stairs blocked with vigor, sending the elderly woman flying, tumbling down and landing on a petrified Woody.
-Whoof… That smarts…- she groaned, getting up and dusting her dress.
-Luckily I landed on something soft… Hm? Cutiepie? Oh my, where did he go?- she asked, looking around as she didn’t see Woody anywhere. She turned around, spinning in circles as she comically looked for him all worried. If only she bothered to look down. Woody was there, stuck between her gigantic breasts, only his eyes and the upper part of his beak coming out of her cleavage, the rest of him was pinned and squished by the massive, super soft tits. He groaned and tried to squirm out, having little to no luck since their squishiness trapped him completely and also made sure that she wouldn’t notice him. Then she pressed her boobs together with her huge arms and Woody was completely robbed of movement, the massive breasts squeezed him with insane pressure plus she was kinda sweaty in there so it had the effect of holding a wet bar of soap: he was shot up in the air and landed in her arms.
-Oh! There you are!- she cooed, hugging him and squeezing him again while she nuzzled her cheek on his own, failing to notice that his beak was turning as blue as his body. For some reason, though, he began to feel a weird tingle in his nether region as she did so.
-Ooohhh, I was so worried that my widdle cutie-patootie was gone without even letting me spoil him…- she whined, beginning to flood his face with smooches. He groaned and tried to wiggle out, but due to her bigger size she was far stronger than him and kept him pinned.
-You like playing hide and seek, don’t you? You like to make yourself desirable, huh? Just my type of man…- she cooed as he finally was able to slip out.


-GAH! G-get offa me, ya crazy coot! Ya almost drowned me back there!- he groaned, rubbing his face clean of the several lipstick kisses he had on and also catching his breath.
-Oh, don’t be like that… Can you forgive a Gorgeous Gal for being just a bit clumsy?- she asked, it seemed like Woody’s insults slid off of her like water on a rock.
(She called that bein’ clumsy? She almost squashed me with dem hooters she got…) he thought, rolling his eyes, but also not really wanting to sound rude to this lady. She wasn’t ill-motivated, just unaware of how big and juicy her body was.
-I… I guess I can…- he muttered, rubbing the back of his head.
-Oh, goodie! Let’s kiss and make out…- she cooed, with her sensual voice.
-D-Don’t cha mean kiss and make UP?- he asked, taking a few steps back.
-No…- she cooed again, puckering her lips and going towards him, arms spreaded, ready to pull him into another dangerous hug and kiss combo. He yelped and ran off, hiding under the table and not making even a peep as she heard her run after where she thought he went. He waited a few moments, then huffed and came out, remembering that he was hungry, so he found a comfy seat right in front of the turkey (it’s the old cartoons, don’t blame me…) and began eating,. cooing as the meat was juicy and well seasoned. As he ate, though, he felt that the seat he was on was… strange. The headrest’s pillow was protruding like a lot, almost pushing him against the table and the seat too was weird, as if there were two pillows the size of a medium log each. As he leaned back, he felt two more pillows pressing down on his head, which had him pale a bit as he reached for them and squished them, earning a coo from Gorgeous Gal, whose lap he sat on.
-My, aren’t you handsy? We just met, Woody…- she cooed, making him gasp and jump up, stuffing his face in her clothed underboobs as her arms, twice the size of his body, clamped down on him hard, hugging him against her massive belly.
-It’s okay, I forgive you for being a bit naughty…- she cooed again, getting up and swaying him around.
(This coot is trying to KILL me!) he whined in his mind, kicking his feet and groaning in her tits, which only made her giggle while he felt that weird tingle in his lower region again.
-S-Stop, it tickles!- she chuckled, tightening her grip, making him wheeze as he was almost absorbed into her fat, thick body. She then let go and, again, her belly sent him flying through the table, making him crash on the various plates and ending up with him slamming on the wall, sliding down and groaning.  
-GASP! OH NO!- she yelped and ran to him, lifting him up a bit.
-Are you okay, baby?! Speak to me! Speak to me!- she said worriedly, shaking him a bit. He answered by shooting a flurry of grapes on her face, which had her stammer back and leave him, allowing him to escape to another room.
-Mf… Ooohhh, he’s so shy! Makes me want him even more…- she cooed and ran after him.


He hid in the bathroom, painting and leaning against the door, thinking, hoping, that he had escaped her. His hopes fell flat, quite literally, as she bursted in, slamming the door on him and flattening him, making him flop back on the ground while she looked around.
-Huh… I swear I saw him walk in here…- she commented, walking forward but slipping on a bar of soap and falling on her butt on him.
-Ungh… Stupid soap, always everywhere except where it needs to stay…- she huffed as she got up, of course carrying him within the confines of her gigantic ass. He came to, again nudged up to his lower beak in her buttcrack, so big that it stuck out her dress.
(Mfgh… This again? COME ON!) he groaned, squirming and wriggling as much as the two massive cheeks allowed him to, which wasn’t much, while she looked all over the bathroom, then got out, carrying him with her until she found a large seat and flopped on it, a bit tired and still slightly sore after falling not one but two times in a day. Doing so, though, made her sit on Woody, making him groan and fight more under her immense weight pinning him down. How could she not feel him thrashing madly beneath her butt? Was it that fat that it completely nullified his movement? Then, again, he felt the tingle return, this time stronger. He wondered what it was, then it hit him: was he getting hard because of her smothering him with her thicc body? He thought about it: sure, she was obnoxiously large, clingy and clumsy, but… she really wasn’t THAT bad. Plus, he had to admit, her form was sexy in a certain way and she was really just a kind, lonely rich woman. He gave her butt a grope, making her yelp and jump up, looking behind him and seeing his hand waving.
-Oh me, oh my! You were hiding there?! You’re so naughty, it’s a dirty dirty place to hide…- she giggled, taking him out of there and holding him below his armpits. He took a good look at her face and peeped slightly, for an elderly lady she sure looked hot.
-S-Sorry… For running off, lady…- he cooed, at which he got another faceful of her cleavage as she hugged him.
-It’s okay, dream boy, you were just shy after meeting such a Gorgeous Gal.-she giggled, swaying him around again.
-Mmmfff…- he moaned, her tits did feel nice, warm and soft against his face and the tingle in his crotch grew more. She lifted him up again and gave him small kisses all over his face and this time he didn’t fight her, instead letting her do as she wanted with him, not really against some femdom. As she smooched him, she headed for her large bedroom and plopped her huge butt on her goddess-size bed, continuing to flood him with kisses. Then he took matters into his own hands, grabbing her cheeks and planting a deep kiss on her lips. If he really wanted to enjoy her body, might as well do it properly, he thought. She widened her eyes, but closed them after and hugged him closer, plopping him on the massive pillow and topping him as they made out, seeing him return her feelings made her resistance crumble, tossing away her ladylike behavior and acting like what she truly was: a woman desperate for love, for touch.


They made out frenziedly on the bed, moaning in each other’s mouth as they kissed, twisting and turning but always ending up with her on top of him, smothering all but his head with her huge belly and boobs while her butt jiggled wildly. She pulled away and took off her dress, showing that she had no bra and letting her gargantuan boobs flop freely. Woody’s beak watered as those were the biggest tits in the whole wide world and he immediately hugged her waist, pushing her down on him and making her smother him with them, while he groped, kneaded and squeezed them as much as he wanted, making her coo and giggle as she was so happy to have found a man who wasn’t scared of getting freaky in bed with her. He motorboated her tits, licking and kissing them while he marveled at how soft and warm they felt to his touch. His hands sank up to his wrists in them and they felt oh so great to grope, especially with how much she would moan just from that. She rocked on top of him, the rest of his body vanishing against her huge belly which he switched to hug and caress while he kept motorboating her tits, making her coo louder as she really liked her belly to be worshiped. She lifted up, sitting on his groin and placing her arms above her head, allowing him to sit up and hug her belly, nuzzling and kissing it while she moaned more. He also humped it a bit, making her giggle as she thought he was so adorably naughty it was a crime how no one had yet snatched him up for themselves. He worshipèed her belly some more, continuing the belly rubs, nuzzles and kisses, then moaned and pulled out, seeing his penis hard and pressed against her belly, the asmr feathers and fat making him feel good.
-W-Wow… I-I’ve never seen a real one so big…- she cooed, licking her beak. His cock was a pretty average 8 inches cock, but hearing that filled him with confidence, even though it was pretty sad that she had never seen a cock this close for God knows how long. She got off of him and plopped her super heavy, super soft and super warm boobs on his penis, completely trapping it in the two massive-ass orbs of fat, feathers and fun that were her tits, and began to rub it and squeeze it with them.
-G-Geez, GG… Ya never seen a cock before and yet ya know what a boobjob is?- he asked, moaning as his penis was assaulted with all types of stimulus.
-I… might’ve watched some porn before…- she admitted naughtily as she kept titfucking him, moaning as, despite his cock was nowhere to be seen lost in that ocean of tits, she could still feel it throb and pulse between her mounds. He gritted his teeth, clenched his fists and began humping Gorgeous gal’s glorious gluttonous globs, groping them as well as her.
-NNNFFF… NNNFFF… You… You really love boobs, do you?- she asked moaning and loving how rough yet delicate he was being.
-NNGGHH… NNGGHH… N-Not just boobs… YOUR boobs...- he moaned, prompting her to cry in happiness as she went faster, making him moan and increase the speed of his humps. After some more boob rubs he gritted his teeth, groped her tits and arched his back as he came, moaning loud as he released his seed in her feathery tits. She too moaned, feeling it throb wildly and gush out his sperm, though her boobs were so big none of it spilled out.


She pulled away and cleaned up before the next thing: she widened her boobs and encased him in them, giggling as she rubbed and squeezed his body with her boobs while smooching his face, covering it in lipstick marks again,m this time though he let her do so, her kisses felt warm and gentle with a hint of lewdness which had him grow hard again and hump her tits again. She giggled as she serviced him like this for a bit more, then she had another idea. She placed him down on bed, then turned and sat on him, since her butt was massive this meant that her ass covered him completely. He groaned a bit under her superior weight, then let himself be taken by its warmth and squishiness.
-I’m not too heavy, am I, cutie-patootie?- she asked. He would've answered, but it’s kinda hard to speak with an ass twice as big as you pressed on your entire being. He just moaned in her cheeks as he began to grope, lick and sniff her ass, making her coo and puff up her feathers, thus making her ass become even bigger and softer and causing Woody to sink deeper into it, purring and moaning as he worshiped her. She rocked on top of him, purring and cooing louder as he got more into it, then she bit her beak and arched her back, she had just come from having him under her huge ass. She panted as she got off of him, only to smother him under her belly.
-I need you inside me, dream boy… Ravage my pussy until I forget my name!- she moaned, overcome by lust. This only strengthened Woody’s boner, making him grope her round hips as much as he could and shoving his cock in her pussy, making both of them moan, him at the warm tightness of her cunt and she at the insertion. Woody humped her immediately, after all she did say she could handle some roughness and he was rewarded from it by her moaning louder as she moved her hips in sync with his thrusts.
-OOHH BOY, OH BOY OH BOY! IT’S SO TIGHT, GG!- Woody moaned as he humped her pussy hard and fast, slightly halted by her weight pinning him down.
-AAHHNN!! AHN AHN AHN AHN! I-I LOVE IT! IT’S SO HARD AND BIG INSIDE MY TIGHT PUSSY!!- she yelled in bliss, sweating and blushing madly as he fucked her. He smirked, feeling so full of confidence as he kept plowing her. Said confidence however began to fade as, after a few minutes of fucking her, he already felt over the edge.
-G-GG… I-I THINK I’M…- he moaned, trying his best to hold on, but finding it impossible as he fucked the huge lady.
-NNGGHH… NNGGHH… I-IT’S OKAY, D-DREAM BOY… COME… COME!! COME INSIDE ME!!- she yelled, caressing his cheeks.
-H… HEHEHEHEHE! HEHEHEHEHE! HEHEHEHEHE! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!- he made his signature laugh as he showered her insides with his orgasm, cumming a lot inside her, making her arch her back and yell, her boobs and belly swaying and wobbling as she came again.


She didn’t stop milking his cock with her lower mouth, almost sucking on it like a straw, and all he could do was stay there and take it, moaning and gritting his teeth as he felt drained of cum. She smiled a bit as she did this, liking this feeling and wanting it to last.
-A-Aaahhh… G-Gghh… Y-Yer… M-Milking me...- he moaned, drenched in sweat.
-Mmmfff… It feels so good… I want more… I NEED MORE…- she moaned, grabbing him and switching positions. Now she laid on all fours on bed and Woody was holding onto her back, his cock nudged between her gigantic asscrack.
-Fuck me here too. I want all of you inside me.- she moaned.
-T-The backdoor, too? Geez, lady, yer insatiable…- cooed Woody, he too wanted to taste her ass if it was as good as her pussy. He rubbed the tip of his still hard penis in circles around her donut asshole, then he shoved it in.
-NGH!!- they both moaned.
-S-SO TIGHT…- moaned Woody.
-S-SO THICK…- cooed GG, then he began to fuck her, humping her ass hard despite having came not too long ago. Her tight ass almost reinvigorated him, giving him new strength to fuck her. She grabbed the bed sheets and gritted her teeth as, despite her size difference, she could still feel his penis slamming inside her massive ass, almost causing waves in the fat of her cheeks with how hard he slapped his meat inside her. Like her pussy, if not more than it, her ass seemed alive, sucking on his cock and not letting go of it as he kept plowing her, making her moan and arch her back as she came again, she squirted like a broken water hose and her moans made Woody want to breed her even more. Hell, he didn’t care if she was older than him, she was fucking beautiful and now occupied his every thoughts. They fucked for longer than before, but eventually Woody came inside her ass as well and, like with her pussy, she didn’t let go of him. She instead switched and now sat on his crotch, like so her ass could keep him pinned as she kept sucking on his cock, while he squirmed under her. She leaned on him, smothering him with her back, and his hands flailed around until they groped her chubby belly and started kneading it, thus helping him relax as he let her torture him for a few more moments like this. She cooed and giggled as she finally pulled away and rolled to the side, hugging him in her massive tits and smooching his face, while he tiredly cooed.
-We just met… and I already want to marry you…- she cooed.
-And I accept…- Woody cooed back, making her chirp in happiness and squishing him tighter between her tits, making him wheeze and giggle as he nuzzled with them and her.


Thus they lived together, happily and hornily ever after.


The end