Jericho vs Kaa

In the depths of the Lost Jungle, there was a swamp. A legit bayou-like setting, completed with old wooden rickety piers covered in moss, mangroves so dense not a single sunbeam could pierce through their thick foliage and lukewarm water, barely moving at all. And at the deepest center of the swamp, there was a wooden cottage. The kind that, in movies and fairytales, would be inhabited by an old voodoo hag, conjuring up spells and curses and whatnot. The house was believed to be haunted, so no soul ever decided to explore it, not even the more courageous ones who managed to push themselves so deep into the unforgiving quagmire. But what no one knew was that the legends were true: someone did live there. Someone who had spent all their life alone in this place and, more than anything, desired a companion. Kimara the Slug Witch stretched her arms and emitted an audible groan: it had been yet another day without finding a mate and this kinda threw her down. Sure, no one in their right mind would ever come near her house and she’d be damned if she left her precious domain, but… She had been love-deprived for too long and she needed to break this streak, one way or another.

“That’s it!” she suddenly proclaimed, slamming her fists on the armrests of her chair, getting up and slithering towards the table where she held her most precious valuable. A spell book, left in the swamp by an old traveler before they perished. It was thanks to this magical artifact that she was able to become a full-fledged witch and, hidden in those slightly yellowing pages, hid many secrets, including the technique to open portals that could even reach to other worlds. Unfortunately, voodoo’s rules were clear: she could not summon someone to be her lover. But she could do the next best thing: summon someone to find her a lover! She snickered as she flipped through the pages, stopping only when she found the page explaining the ritual to open up a portal. A fairly simple ritual for which she already had all the ingredients. She put the book on her bookholder and rushed, as fast as slugs can go, to her pantry to get everything she needed for the ritual. 

After getting everything, she went to her cauldron, carefully placed at the exact center of her house, and lit a fire. She patiently waited until the swamp water in it began to bubble, then she proceeded to carefully toss each ingredient into the cauldron, occasionally reducing some of them into dust, while reciting ancient spell words, whose meaning had been lost into the depths of time itself. As she did, the mixture lit up an ominous green, bubbles began to rise more frequently as well as a green mist enveloping the floor while Kimara chanted faster and louder, lifting her hands to guide the mist into the air, swirling and growling along with her words.

Unbeknownst to her, someone made their way into the jungle. Someone nimble and agile jumped from tree to tree, a white and black streak almost imperceptible to the naked eye. No particular reason drove the young jackal towards the greenery other than simple boredom and the curiosity to explore a new place. Jericho, member of the Runaways and emancipated offspring of the vanished supervillain Infinite, skillfully leaped from branch to branch, letting his long bushy tail follow him like a long white ribbon. He smiled, loving the freedom the jungle gave him, and took his time to perform some acrobatic moves, grabbing onto a branch with his hands and spinning on it a few times before releasing, propelling himself into the air and onto the next branch, landing on it with his index before readjusting himself and bowing to no one. He silently thanked an invisible crowd, when a flash of green caught his attention. It was quick and came from the deepest point in the jungle. Suspicious, Jericho quickly went to investigate, resuming his leaping through the branches to save up on his psychic abilities. A hunch told him he was going to need his mental powers soon enough…

The flash came from Kimara’s hideout as the mist had gathered up into a portal, swirling and whooshing in the air as it positioned itself near ground level as… something came out. It was a long, like exceedingly long, and very bulky, its thickness way wider than a Mobian shoulder-length, brown snake, its head twisting side to side as it looked at its surroundings.
“...My oh my, thissssss issssss not my jungle…” commented the snake, lifting its head and neck to get a better grasp of the new environment he had been casted in. 
“Greetings, hunter from another world! I hath summoned thee unto my world to do my bidding!” proclaimed Kimara in a very theatrical way.
“...Why do you sssspeak in sssssuch fashion, dear?” asked the snake, unimpressed by her theatrics and more so by the fact that this slug was able to perform such a feat. Back where it came from, only humanoid mages held such magical power.
“Sorry, it’s the emotion… I have never tried this summoning spell before and I am very excited to be meeting you, mister…? You are a mister, right?” she asked while stretching out her hand, almost forgetting that her interlocutor was a snake. Said snake smiled, wrapped his tail tip around her hand to imitate a handshake and even chivalrously kissed it, making her giggle.
“Hmhmhmhm… Oh yesssss, I am quite the misssster, my dear. Misssster Kaa, to be precissssse. And you are…?” he asked.
“My name is Kimara. Kimara the Slug Witch. Quite a pleasure to be meeting you, mister Kaa.” she replied, smiling.

“Mmm, sssssuch an exotic name… I am quite fond of it. Now… to what do I owe the pleassssssure?” asked the snake, letting go of her hand.
“You’re not phased at all to be finding yourself in another dimension?” she asked back, raising a brow, thus eliciting a chuckle from the large predator.
“Huhuhuhu, my dear, I have ssssseen far sssstranger thingsssss in my long, long life to be concerned by ssssssomething ssssso minimal asssss an interdimenssssional trip.” Kaa responded, waving his tail tip to mimic a dismissing gesture.
“Huh… Anyway, I have brought you here for a big ask. See, I am…quite lonely here, and I wish to find a mate…” said Kimara, rubbing her arm. Kaa raised his tail tip to interrupt her.
“Sssssay no more, my dear! I already know what you wish for. And I am more than content to get it for you.” said the snake, never losing his smile.
“REALLY?!” asked Kimara, barely holding her enthusiasm.
“Really. But it might take me a while. I am not accusssssstomed to thisssss world, after all.” Kaa nodded, his tail tip reaching for the door knob and opening the door.
“Oh yeah.” she said, scratching her chin and turning towards her table, rustling into the several pieces of paper she laid there until she found a map of Mobius.
“Well, I have this map if you… wish?” she asked, turning back to see the door open and no sign of Kaa.
“Huh… What a consistent chap! Already on his way to get me a mate… I think… I hope…” she said, progressively losing her smile since, as gentle as he was, Kaa did not exactly strike her as someone trustworthy.

Already far from the cottage, Kaa effortlessly dragged his massive body into the water, being much faster than on land due to his bulk.
“Tsshsshsshss… Ssssstupid girlie… Now that I am in thissss new, untouched hunting ground, I am not wassssting my time being her little mate finder… Not immediately, at leassssst. I wanna have a looksssssie at what wondersssss thisssss new world hasssss to offer to me firsssssst…” Kaa’s poisonous thoughts towards Kimara stopped as he heard rustling above, making him hide underneath a tree to scout who did it. By pure luck, he was able to spot Jericho stopping on a branch right above him, his tail wagging slightly in the air as he looked around. Kaa’s smirk grew twice in size as he spotted Jericho laying perfectly still, right where he wanted it.
“Hmhmhmhmhm… Jussssssst. My. Luck...” chuckled the massive snake, beginning to scale the tree and making sure to not make any noise, as to not alert the already on edge jackal. Jericho’s ears flickered as he kept looking around, trying to pinpoint the exact spot where that light shone from. However, he had pushed himself far enough into the swamp that visibility was getting sparse due to the greenery above him. Huffing, he unfortunately decided to take a rest on the large branch, taking off his mask and undoing his lush pale blonde hair to comb them, humming slightly as he did. Above him, Kaa had reached the perfect spot to ambush Jericho, but he took his time to study his victim. Never before had he seen a male with such unique feminine features. His white and black fur shined brighter than the brightest star in the jungle sky, his hair was so long, poofy and curated compared to other males he had ran into and his figure, with the more narrower waist and the oh so loving curve made by his hips and rump all the way down to his more robust thighs… Truly, an exquisite victim, thought the snake, already licking his greedy lips as he anticipated the fun before the feast.

“Hmhmhmhm… All alone, little cub?” asked Kaa, his position hidden by the greenery to make his voice sound disembodied. Jericho winced visibly, jumping up on the branch and swiftly tying his hair back into a ponytail as he looked around.
“Uuh, sssssuch fassssst movement… Remindsssss me of a certain mancub I met many yearsssss ago…” chuckled the snake, relishing in seeing Jericho so confused, yet admiring his bravery for having not said a word yet.
“You remind me a lot of him… And on that…” he said, dangling his head down at the exact moment when Jericho turned his head Kaa’s way, making their snoot boop.
“You can trusssssst in me~” he snickered.
“Eek!” Jericho shrieked a bit, but… it didn’t come from his mouth. His lips didn’t move.
“...Telepathy, darling? Nifty~” chuckled Kaa, watching Jericho press his back against the trunk.
“A… A snake?” asked the jackal, never losing sight of Kaa’s head, which was unfortunate because the rest of him began to climb down the trunk, creeping behind Jericho and waiting for the right moment to strike.
“Quite, my dear. I’m Kaa. And you are…?” he asked, making a small curtsy bow with his head.
“...Jericho.” replied the jackal, untrustworthy of the vibe the snake was giving him.
“Uuuh, another exotic name! I ssssswear, thissss world keepssss getting more interessssting the more I ssssstay.” Kaa giggled, sending a ripple down his giant neck as his head inched closer. Jericho looked up, trying to see where the rest of him was.
“Uh uh, dear. Eyessssss on me, pleassssse.~” Kaa scolded him gently, the way a father would, and that made Jericho look back to him, pouting a bit as every fiber of his body was ready the second he’d catch an hostile thought coming from him. Strangely, he saw that his mind was very strong. Not by much, but still enough to render pretty much useless mind-reading.


“That’sssss better. It’sssss very impolite to… look away when ssssssomeone’ssss talking to you… Who knowsssss what you might misssssss if you do~” Kaa snickered and, as Jericho readied to pounce, his tail quickly wound around the jackal’s wrists. The strong tail pinned them together, lifting his arms above his head and him from the branch.
“H-HEY!” he shouted and struggled against the powerful muscles, powerless against their almost plush bulk and steel-like strength. Kaa cooed amusingly as his tail slithered down and around his arms, further coiling them together and tying them against the tree. Jericho gritted his teeth and kept trying to squirm away, as the coils had wound around his arms into an x-shape. 
“Not bad, not bad… But there’ssss much room for improvement…” Kaa hissed menaciously as the tail kept dragging and gliding along Jericho’s smooth body. The jackal gritted his teeth as he felt the tail winding around his neck, pushing his cheeks up a bit with its sheer bulk, then sloooowly wrapping around the rest of him. He felt the coils winding around his belly, right below his abundant chestfur, further pinning him against the tree and getting thicker and thicker the more Kaa dragged them onto him. Soon, the coil around Jericho’s neck was wider than it, and it kept getting bigger as his legs got engulfed by coils too. Only his head, chest and groin had been left uncoiled. 

Jericho looked in dismay at the peculiar (or pe-coil-iar) situation he was in and fiercely struggled against his scaly binds, to no avail since Kaa didn’t even need to tighten to snuff out Jericho’s attempts. He was just too strong.
“There we go, my dear~ I sssssssay, you look quite nice in thisssss color…” chuckled the snake.
“NNRRGGHH!! UURRGGHH!!” Jericho kept grunting as he kept trying to get out of the unironically tight situation.
“Huhuhuhuhu, keep ssssstruggling, Jerry. It won’t do you any good… Asssside from amussssing me…” Kaa kept giggling, laying his head on one section of his pudgy body to better watch Jericho’s attempts.
“Grrrr… Only my friends can call me Jerry! You’re not my friend!” he grunted, snapping his jaws in the air as he kept pulling and twisting his body, smothered by the thick coils.
“No? But I am ssssso lovingly hugging you, shielding you from the dangerssss of thisssss foressssst, you poor lossssst sssssssoul…” cooed the snake, pretending to be sad at what Jericho said.
“I am NOT lost! I was looking for some peace and quiet, then I saw this weird light and next thing I know, you wrap me up without my consent!” Jericho grunted and snarled.
“My my… You are sssssso angry… Sssssso stressed… I can feel it from my coils holding you sssssstill… You need to relax, ssssssweetie, or elsssse you might drop dead… We don’t want that, don’t we~?” As soon as Kaa said that in that tone, Jericho immediately looked away, closing his eyes shut.


“Oh! My, sssssuch rudenessssss for ssssomeone sssssso pretty and feminine…” Kaa scoffed, his tail tip running through Jericho’s hair as he kept his eyes closed.
“C’moooon, jussssst look in my eyesssss, dear~ I promisssse you it’ssss worth it~” Kaa pleaded Jericho, bringing his head in front of Jericho’s to try and take advantage of even the slightest gap in Jericho’s eyelids.
“N-never! I know where this is going~!” Jericho grunted, having read enough fanfics to know he wanted to hypnotize him.
“My word, this is odd. I have never met ssssssomeone ssssso prepared againssssst me… Ah, nevermind. It’ssssss not like you can do much if I hold you like thissss… Which meansssss…” Kaa snickered pervily.
“...I get to enjoy your killer body a bit~” he added, licking Jericho’s pushed up cheek. Jericho winced in disgust as he felt the long, slimy muscle run up his cheek, but still he refused to open his eyes even a little.
“You’re a tough egg to crack, Jerry. But I don’t mind.” Kaa hissed as he went to lick the inside of Jericho's ear, making him wince again, balling his hands into fists and continuing to pull on the strong loops of scales and muscles. Kaa snickered, he barely even noticed Jericho’s struggles underneath his thick, pudgy coils, and kept licking the inside of Jerichos’ ear, before switching to gently nibble on the tip, earning him a slight moan from the jackal.
“Ho ho ho, iiiiinteressssting~” Kaa giggled and kept playing with Jericho’s ears, watching him shiver and trying his best to not moan, cursing his sensitive ears. Eventually, though, his body’s natural answer kicked in. He got hard. Kaa hummed slightly, seeing how well-endowed his victim was.
“My word! What a nice thing you got here…” Kaa giggled and slid away from Jericho’s ears, making him pant and blush, then moan again as he felt Kaa’s tail coil his member up to the tip, giving it gentle strokes.
“So warm and thick and long~” Kaa whispered right in his ear again, making Jericho’s fur stand up and almost making him open his eyes.
“Mmm, feelsssss sssssso nice between my coilssss…” the snake sensually whispered into Jericho’s ear, the combination of that and the tailjob made the jackal pant and moan louder, clenching his fists tighter as he was trying to resist.

Kaa held Jericho in his powerful coils as he kept fapping his hard on, loving how flustered his pretty was getting as he was being played like this.
“Hee hee hee, it’ssss ssssstarting to throb already… You like being played like thissss, don’t you? Being touched in your privatesssss while you’re left unable to do anything to ssssstop me… It turnssss you on, doessssn’t it?” Kaa’s sensual whispers began to invade Jericho’s mind.
“The feeling of being owned by sssssomething elsssssse, sssssomething more powerful than you… Ssssuperior to you in every ssssingle asssspect… I don’t need my eyessss to hypnotize you… Ssssssoon, I’ll have you bend to my whim with jussssst my sssssskilled coilsssss and my voice…” The snake went on like this as he kept stroking Jericho’s penis, focusing on the tip to get more moans out of him. Soon, he began to thrust into the cocoon around his member, panting more erratically and starting to sweat.
“Ho ho, ssssomeone’sssss ssssstarting to give in, eh? It’sssss okay… Give in… Give up on my soft, warm coilsssss…” Kaa continued to pour his sensual voice in Jericho’s mind as his breath became more frantic and his thrusts faster.
“...Actually, let me try sssssomething out…” Kaa snickered as he tightened the grip on Jericho’s penis. That made him lose it, screaming from his mind as he was overtaken by a powerful, sweet orgasm. His seed gushed out and splashed into the waters below. Jericho gritted his teeth and slumped his head down, panting and shivering as the afterglow coursed through his entire body.

“That wasssss wild, right?” asked Kaa, impressed by Jericho’s orgasm.
“HANF, HANF, HANF. HANF…” Jericho audibly panted, his chest rising and falling with each gulp of oxygen he took.
“I have heard that there are people who find the idea of being conssssstricted sssssexually pleassssing… Never thought my first victim in thissssss world could be one of them…” gigged the massive snake.
“I… I d-do… n-not~” Jericho moaned, lifting his head a bit, still with his eyes closed. Kaa was a bit piqued about that, but smirked soon after.
“...Oh really?” he asked, giggling.
“Sssssso, you don’t like being ssssssqueezed, hmmm? Issss that what you’re sssssaying?” Kaa questioned, smirking.
“I-I just t-told you…!” Jericho growled, though with his voice still broken by the afterglow.
“Uh huuuuh… Then… If I do THISSSSS~” Kaa grinned and tightened his grip around Jericho’s entire body a bit more, like a tight hug.
“...You should not find thissss pleasssant, hmm?”
“UNGH… N-Not… A-At all…” Jericho groaned, feeling the coils creaking around him.
“Oh nooooo? Well, no worriessss… We have all day to find out what’sssss your literal breaking point… Bessssidesssss, I do prefer my mealssss nice and tender~” Kaa grinned menaciously, winding a coil around his forehead to keep his head up. As he said, he took his time to slowly but surely constrict Jericho. The jackal gritted his teeth as the coils kept rotating and pressing onto his smaller frame, cinching tighter around him with each breath he took. The snake giggled and nuzzled his head against Jericho’s soft chestfur.
“Mmmm… It’sssss like I’m ressssting on a cloud…” cooed the massive pervert snake as he nuzzled his head there a few times, then moved away and wrapped his thick neck around Jericho’s chest too, pulling more coils onto him and leaving only his head and limp member out, the latter still wrapped up by the tail as it ever so slightly twitched. As minutes passed by, Kaa increased the tightness of his coils ever so slightly around Jericho, smothering his body more and more as his strugglings got significantly weaker as time passed by. He was beginning to have trouble breathing with how tight the coils were growing, especially around his chest, who couldn’t fully heave and fall with the pressure on it. 

“HHNNGGHH… L-LET… M-ME… G-GO…!!” Jericho groaned, gritting his teeth and trying everything he could to get out of Kaa’s coils, growing tighter by the second.
“Hee hee hee, you’re sssssstill ressssssisssssting? My, you are ssssstrong, for sssssomeone who looksssss sssssso frail…” Kaa sneered, amused by how much effort Jericho was still putting. Most preys would’ve just given up by now or at least begged him to stop more, but this guy was clearly a fighter. Kaa was going to have to go full strength to subdue him… but where was the fun in that? No no, he wanted to break him. To utterly crush him, so that he would regret not letting himself be hypnotized and end this more humanely… relatively speaking.
“Sssssstill not feeling good~?” Kaa asked, enjoying toying with this particular prey, as he increased the pressure again.
“U-ULP!!” he groaned as the coil around his neck pushed his cheeks upwards even more.
“I-I’ll k-kill you w-when I g-get out…!” Jericho groaned, his mind voice getting weaker. His answer earned him a stronger squeeze, his bones didn’t like the sudden augment of pressure and began to creak ominously.
“Tsk tsk tsk, that’ssss not a nice thing to sssssay~” Kaa teasingly reprimanded him, his tail continuing to tighten and harshly groping Jericho’s entire body, focusing especially on his hips and thighs. This unfortunately elicited some more choked moans from him, which pleased Kaa very much and prompted him to keep tightening.
“NNNGGGHHH~!! UURRGGHH~!!” Jericho groaned louder, his bones creaked louder as they edged towards the breaking point… Until Jericho opened his eyes wide! Kaa grinned and rushed towards his eyes, his hypnotic swirls already in motion and ready to enslave Jericho…

…Kaa must’ve lost consciousness due to the excitement because his vision was black. As he slowly opened his eyes again, wondering what went wrong, he felt that something was off. Terribly off. Mostly because he was staring at… himself?!
“Wakey wakey… Kaa…” said the massive snake in front of him. As he began to fully come back to, he felt a great pressure around his entire body, which… didn’t feel as sinuous anymore. In fact, he couldn’t move at all.
“What’s wrong, jerk? Snake got your tongue?” the snake before him responded with a sass that didn’t belong to him. He smirked before taking a sword and shining its blade in front of him, showing his reflection… no… it was Jericho’s reflection! Kaa tried to speak up but, much to his horror, he couldn’t talk!
“Uh uh uh. Nope. Speak no evil, you know…” chuckled the snake, who now had Jericho’s red eyes instead of Kaa’s normal yellow eyes. Kaa was confused and terrified, much more than when he crossed paths with Shere Khan.
“Heh, confused? Allow me to explain. Telepathy and telekinesis are just some of my powers. My prerogative, you overgrown noodle, is possession. Simply put, I can transfer my mind into someone else’s mind. In this case, I transferred mine into yours.” explained the snake… no, Jericho.
(You WHAT?!) thought Kaa, widening his eyes.
“You heard me.” said Jericho with uncharacteristic flamboyance, showing that he could read his mind. 
“I thought I could just have you let go of my body and then drop you off into the water to stun you… but then as I got in your head, I got some of your kinkiness and I thought “Why not give him a taste of his own medicine and play with your body, just like you did with mine?” and so, I pushed your mind in my body. You’re me now, except without my abilities and, best of all, without a way to speak. That’s right, jerkwad: without my powers I am mute!” Jericho sneered. Kaa was petrified: he had never met anyone who could do this to him!
“So… I can speak and use all my powers and yours while you, you poor little sad thing, you get nothing…” Jericho sneered at Kaa, having inherited his dominance while Kaa had admittedly never felt so small and useless.

What followed was a tour de force of sexual play the likes of which Kaa was never exposed to. Firstly, Jericho resumed squeezing him, only harder than before, making him gag and choke. He was being given back what he did to Jericho ten fold and he did not like it.
“So? How does it feel to be at the receiving end of your squeezes, huh?!” Jericho sneered, grinning as he tightened his grip. How could Jericho have such mastery over a foreign body while Kaa could barely even tell where his new arms and legs were? It felt so… unfair. Next, Jericho found out that Kaa had two members and of course took no time in making Kaa suck them both at the same time, shoving them in his mouth. 
“MMPPHH!!” Kaa groaned and struggled pathetically in Jericho’s grip, he could feel how hot, salty and bitter his own cocks tasted and how big they were, stretching his mouth.
“Hooo! So snug!” Jericho smirked and moaned, loving the feeling of the blowjob and how sensitive his new cocks were. During the blowjob, of course, he didn’t stop squeezing his body, inhabited by Kaa’s mind. Kaa was desperate, he couldn’t even move his head away because of the coil on his forehead. He started to think that all of this must’ve been a bad dream.
"Oh trust me, it’s not.” Jericho cooed, grinning.
“I was planning this little game ever since you coiled me up. I knew I had to get a bit bruised up for it, but I had to be sure my body was in the right position for me to push your mind in it.” explained the jackal, making Kaa gasp: he planned this all up?! More so than the cleverness, Kaa was dumbstruck by Jericho’s hidden naughtiness. He was willing to possibly get crushed just to get back at him?! Kid had supervillain blood in his veins. Jericho however did not like that line of thought and cut it short by cumming down Kaa’s throat. The snake moaned harshly as he was forced to gulp down his own cum, then panted as Jericho pulled away.

“Huff… That was nice, eh? But I’m not done yet…” chuckled the jackal, showing that his two members were still hard. Kaa cursed his resistance as he kinda guessed what he had planned next.
(D-DON’T!! Y-You’re basssssically fucking yourssssself! How will you live with such indignation?!) thought Kaa, begging him to stop.
“Please, it’s not even the kinkiest thing I’ve done with my three lovers…” Jericho scoffed before he slid the portion of his body with his penises towards Kaa’s ass. Kaa widened his eyes and tried to wiggle out before feeling warmth on his groin. Of course his cock had gotten hard again and Jericho was stroking it with his tail, the tail tip inched towards Kaa’s mouth and forced itself in.
“MMMGGGHHH!!! MMMGGGHHH!!!” he groaned.
(N-No! No, pleassssse!! I-I give! I give! J-Jusssst don’t do it, pleassssse!!!) Kaa whined in Jericho’s mind.
“No can do, buddy. I’m feeling… predatorial…” Jericho/Kaa snickered and, with that, he slid both members into Kaa/Jericho’s ass. Kaa arched his back: he had never felt something so painful in his life, and he had fallen down several trees, slamming his head and getting all tangled up.
“MGH… An even snugger fit…” Jericho moaned and started slamming his members into Kaa, thrusting his tail into his mouth and stroking his penis fast as well. Kaa widened his eyes and yelled into the tail, stuffing his mouth. The combination of pain, humiliation and undeniable pleasure was starting to melt his brain. Jericho on the other hand seemed to enjoy this, being able to let loose and go all out on his own body without fear for once. Of course, the squeezes played a big part into all this, making sure Kaa really felt what Jericho felt before.

Jericho proved to be exceedingly resilient, being able to keep on going for ten minutes while Kaa could only manage two before releasing, spending the last 8 minutes forced to endure all the naughty stuff Jericho unloaded on and in his body. Literally. Jericho had four orgasms in ten minutes, the last one being the stronger one which knocked Kaa out cold, not after he moaned his mind out. When Kaa regained consciousness, he was back into his body and back into Kimara’s house. The slug witch stared at him, disappointed and furious as she tapped her slimy tail, mimicking a foot.
“...I-It wassss… It wassss h-horrible…” he whimpered, truly broken even though he was back into his body.
“You bet it was! That cute guy dropped you in and scolded me for tampering with the realms, then left without even a smooch! You had ONE job and you.. you left to do your thing and didn’t do what I summoned you for!” she grunted, truly mad.
“You know what? He’s right. To hell with this crossover bullshit.” she huffed, recasting the portal and unceremoniously tossing Kaa into it, closing it soon after. She huffed as she patted her hands together and then went back to her book.
“There are more ways to get a boyfriend…” she said, smiling ominously as she started at a page: HOW TO MAKE A PLANT GOLEM.



                                                      The end…?




